Cis Lesgen

it's impossible to make other girls fall for you unless you're lexa or a sporty fit lesbian

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>>7220984
I'm an ugly neckbeard tier lesbian but thanks ;_;
I really love your voice, I appreciate you sharing more of your works. Godspeed to your music career Anonette.

>>7221127
I would disagree.
Females have lower standards for their mates looks and I have seen it in action involving me.
All you need is chemistry between you and some good old charm.

>>7221149
I have and can't do none of the things you mentioned? Should I just kms?

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>>7221179
If you aren't a shitty person and are working everyday to become a better version of yourself then you will meet a qt who will love you.
Just because it's hard now doesn't mean that you won't get your happy ending lesbro.
Charms are different, some people think I'm a jerk, but to some I'm an angel. Don't listen to stupid retards, only listen to people you trust and yourself.

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>be mildly autistic closet case
>hardly ever leave the house or interact with people
>already accepted my lonely faith
>somehow have to reject 5 guys this month
>how does that even fucking happen?
>feeling like shit
>girl i meet shortly at bar a couple of months ago gets my number through mutual friends
>hot but not too bright, but too depressed to care
>start going out with her even if she's not my type
>i just don't want to feel like a miserable failure
>don't want to hurt her feelings either
>fuck it, the girl i actually like doesn't give a fuck about me anyway

>>7221196
I'm a shut in

>>7221127
I disagree. I'm sporty fit and nobody loves me anyway.

>>7221703
>implying I'm not one myself
First many people have met on the web, this opportunity is golden for us all in here.
Also find something you love so much that you won't mind socializing with people to do it.
There is no need to give up, if someone as hopeless as me can go on and give my hardest to be who I want to be then you don't have any excuses. For the change to happen you need to want it.

Lesgen, someone in another thread about shit straight people do just posted this:

>straights who are OK with gay people of the opposite sex but not their own
Jesus Christ this. How far up your own ass do you have to be?
>"I just don't undaaaastand how you can be like this, I mean that's kinda gross no offense teehee"
Same girl ten seconds later
>"OMG gay guys, like, so cute, #lgbt #onelove"
I swear to God I hate straight women.

I'm wondering, has anyone ever experienced something like that? In my experience basic bitches either hate all things homo, or don't, but differentiating between male and female seems arbitrary and dumb.

>>7221765
I don't want to attention-whore tho.
And the one time I did post people decried my lack of boobs so much it made me want to get implants.

>>7221089
>gauges
they're called plugs, bee tee dubs

>>7221774
>implying that small boobs are bad
Don't listen to those retards

>>7221787
I know that. Kinda a hang-up of mine, since I have three voluptuous sisters and I'm the A cup outlier. Eh.

>>7221789
>implying I'm straight and a male
Just because you are being creepy and posting here doesn't mean that lesbian aren't here

>>7221793
I think small boobs are best desu, but that may be because I'm also pretty flat?

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25-year-old NEET girl looking for same.
Must want internet cuddles only and NEVER EVER sex because who wants to put your MOUTHS on genitalia? Gross!

Cons:
Will never send you a picture because I'm ugly
Depressed usually
Will never, ever trust you
Boring person

Pros:
I'm...a nice person?
I'm good at listening.
This is a meaningless anonymous communication so you can tell me everything without consequences

Post kik or discord tag.

Do you shave, trim or full bush?

>>7221900
what are your interests?

>>7221900
N-not even online pretend sex? No mouth-genitalia interaction, promised.
Also wasn't that lesbian prostitution manga good?

>>7221914
Trim. I suck at shaving and I'm too shaky and afraid to muck it up.

>>7221914
Trim, too sensitive to do more than that.

>>7221914
Usually trim, but sometimes I shave because I love the really smooth feeling, just too lazy usually because single and so on.
But being totally clean shaven kinda gets me horny so that's another reason I guess.

>>7221920
>Also wasn't that lesbian prostitution manga good?
It sure did give me some feels.

>N-not even online pretend sex?
No. Cuddles AT BEST. And you have to earn them.

>>7221918
Everything you'd expect of a NEET on 4chan combined with some of the generic hobbies you see on dating profiles.

>>7221932
So...animu, mango, excessive masturbation?

>>7221941
Yes, yes, and much less so now that I've accepted that romance is a lie.

>>7221954
What's romance to do with masturbation?

>>7221914
Trim. I shaved once and looked uncomfortably similar to a plucked chicken, so I never did that again.

>>7221954
it's only a lie if you make it so
[spoiler]sigh, what do i know, i've no experience to prove that[/spoiler]

>>7221900
i would because we're the same but i just turned 18 wait for me my love

how's discord work anyway?

>>7222016
It's basically just voice chat, I think. I've only used it for gaming tho so I don't know.

>>7222016
Yeah. We talk daily about random stuff.
Come join.

>>7221914
when i'm not having sex it's basically the Amazon jungle

when i'm fucking it's either shaven completely or in that growing back phase

>>7222073

I'm the same as this anon

So in guessing I'm the only one getting Brazilians done? Not the ethnicity but actual waxing... And no I'm not a tranny. But I'm just saying it's worth it. You get that smooth pussy. I'd love to do laser but that's expensive. It's like 100 bucks per session here and you have to do 10 I think.

>>7222499
When I go totally smooth, things feel way too sensitive and exposed. It's very uncomfortable.

>>7222499
Honestly, I kinda like having some hair down there. I am tempted to get my butt done though.

>>7222522
>>7222534
But why tho

>>7222499
I'm a bitch about pain so that's not for me

>>7222555
nice trips. Why do I like having hair there or why do I want to get my butt done? I think other anon already explained their reasoning
>When I go totally smooth, things feel way too sensitive and exposed. It's very uncomfortable.

>>7222556
It's really not that bad. I mean the first time sucks but I was more nervous at someone looking at my junk. But now I don't really care so it's worth it. It's only 40 bucks here.

>>7222567
Yeah I can kind of see your reasoning. I mean once you go smooth though it feels so nice. But then again I get it done since I have a gf. And I think we both prefer completely shaven.

>>7222568
I don't even know how much it costs here, I mean I don't think that'd be an issue, you don't have to get it done that often right?

>>7222693
Nah only like every 6 weeks for me. Some people you have to do it sooner. But after like 3 sessions I guess the hair won't grow back for a while. But since mines super thin I can still be pretty smooth after a month.

Anyone else have really cold hands all the time? I wonder what it'd be like to date a girl that also has cold hands disease.

>>7222701
Yeah I think I have forty bucks a month to spare for a pretty puss.

>>7222676
I think it depends on how you're built as well. I have an ugly vulva and honestly it was uncomfortable not to have anything between me and my underwear. Though maybe I'd be more inclined towards it if I were having sex.

>>7222710
Might just mean you have low blood pressure?

>>7222738
>>7222741
Yeah it's not so bad spending 40 bucks. It's worth it to me.

Don't worry about an ugly pussy... I think most lezs will eat you anyway~

>>7222784
I don't like having to look at it either though

>>7222794
I mean how bad could it be. Do you have like a roast beef looking pussy or a nice strawberry looking one?

>>7222810
Proper roastie, though it's actually the appearance of my outer labia when they're bare that I find more off-putting. I mean, I can't really see my inner labia unless I use a mirror. What's a strawberry one like?

>>7222499
I find women with hair down under hot tbqh
So it's just based on our own tastes.

>>7221932
so why are you NEET? i know a few, some have depression/anxiety like that's an excuse and the others are just lazy

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>>7222829

>>7222864
Not her, but personally it's because I'm a chronic pain patient and my parents are rich.

This is gross, but I don't know who else to ask, so here goes..

I have a small wound on my nippe that just won't heal. Every time it starts to heal it opens up again. Should I go see a doctor? I feel like this would be a pretty awkward thing to ask my doctor, but I'm getting kinda worried.

>>7222908
I am literally whiter than white though

>>7221900
Hey senpai.
I could chat with you, see if we can have some friendship, have some laffs.
Tho I'm a pussy, don't want to share my discord tag here (too many people know me here)
Give me yours and I'll hit you up.

>>7222921
jesus fucking christ yes, go to the doctor

>>7222921
Yes, good God it's a doctor, they see like a dozen people who put stuff up their ass every week, an actual injury is nothing.

>>7222926
Boi that sucks. But I mean I doubt it's ugly... Have you seen the porn stars pussy? >>7222921
Liquid nitrogen my dude

>>7222908
I'm a straight man, and this made me fucking LAUGH.

You know, I think lesbians are just a bit timid though, and have negative views on "men" or think all men are the same in some sense.
>>7222921
quit being a faggot and ask.
Doctors are there to help

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>>7219646
>>7208367
FYI the femboys have all become evil as fuck and take a special pleasure in causing the corruption and utter ruination of straight men and lesbians

Don't become friends with one

>>7222966
it's probably porn that gave me a complex about it in the first place. it's only a problem if I'm ever gonna have sex anyway though, right?

>>7222972
bitch, did anyone ask you?

>>7223006
I still answered....problem?

(strokes penis while reading thread about insecure girls)

>>7223006
Different anon but I don't think I've ever seen/heard of outer labia that looks legitimately ugly? Yours is most likely fine, don't feel insecure or compare yourself to porn stars.

>>7222972
>I'm a straight man

go away, no one cares about your input here

>>7223106
sometimes i wonder if you're actually a shitposting lesbian that gets off to the anger and contempt of other lesbians believing you are a man

then i remember this is 4chan and that it really doesn't matter

after all pretending to be retarded is just as bad if not worse than actually being so, since you make a convincing effort

>>7222972
Leave. Nobody wants you here.

>>7221914
Shave once a week otherwise the hair is too course and itchy

>>7223209
It reads like a probably-black girl trolling as a straight guy to irritate "lesbians" who are actually irl straight guys trolling.

>4chan

>>7222999
>ignoring that it literally says at the top of fucking /b/: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>7222999
What's that? I don't acknowledge the existance of any y chromosome.

>>7222499
I like the look of trimmed and groomed hair. Reminds me that I'm with a grown woman.

>Cozy Winter
Oh I wish

tfw 27 and single again should I just an hero myself? Only ever felt love twice in my lifetime.

>>7222710
Yeah me.
I have thin veins and low circulation. Drawing blood is always a pain.

>>7222931
Age and neet status pls

>>7223455
nope...

(helicopters dick while singing pirates of the Caribbean song in German)

>>7223550
>Age and neet status pls
20 and work at a shitty job until I will find a university.
Most of the time I'm shitposting on 4chan or in discord.

>>7223547
>Only ever felt love twice in my lifetime
That's two more times than me.
You already have the upper hand here.

>>7221759
>In my experience basic bitches either hate all things homo, or don't, but differentiating between male and female seems arbitrary and dumb.

Nah man, everyone I've met with homophobic tendencies differentiated between it. Women like gay guys because they think they're the twinky effeminate stereotype, and need a best friend to go shopping with. Lesbians on the other hand are evil because they could totally fall in love with them, and getting hit on by a woman is apparently horrible.
The men I've met found gay guys disgusting for the same reason, but lesbians are hot because BOTH GIRLS.

>>7222710
A qt I met at university once told me that, by meeting me, she has finally found someone with even colder hands than her own.
For some reason, my right hand is also usually colder than my left.

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Question--
I just moved to Germany.
How does one go about meeting German chicks who spreken english?

Can you lesbros help me understand this? My kid sister says she's gay, but she still frequently displays attraction towards males and only males. She also ships gay male pairings (regardless of their actual orientation) and reads fanfics of the like. It's all very confusing.

>>7223633
Gay bars, I'm guessing? Most Germans speak English anyway.

>>7223655
How old is she? Maybe she's confused, maybe she's bisexual?

>>7223608
>right hand
mouse hand? I notice a discrepancy myself.

>>7223671
She's 10. She came out to our parents about a year ago. I know she knows about bisexuality, but she didn't say that she's bi. She said she's gay. Literally the only indications I've ever seen that she likes girls are the fact that she says she's gay and she's in love with her internet friend, which I wouldn't find so strange if it wasn't for the constant swooning over men.
We suspect she may have been abused when she was younger, so that may be a factor.

>>7223671
Lesbians are NEVER confused, this is OPPRESSION

>>7223733
She's 10, she probably knows nothing about it yet. Might just have read about it online.

>>7223655
either bisexual, trans or "trans"

>>7223718
>mouse hand?

Yes. I'm also assuming it's because of that.

>>7223633
Move to Berlin. If you're already there, congrats, everyone is qt and speaks English.

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Wanna see my pee pee?

>>7223773

>Move to Berlin

I'm at the opposite end of the country, near Stuttgart. I'd be thrilled if I can make friends here, let alone find a date.

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>>7223856
Well in that case you'd be hard pressed to even find someone speaking proper German there.
There's not much of a gay scene in the South, as far as I'm aware. Maybe there are some English-speaking communities you can get yourself involved in, and hope you and a qt bond over your mutual hobby.

>>7221089
so i'm trying to focus on uni assignments but i'm tired af and the taste of coffee makes me nauseous yet the caffeine content of tea just isn't cutting it

halp

>>7223808
>get tattoo that says "im living in the moment"

fukken lol'd

>>7224000
METH

>>7223655
Try jokingly pointing out her obvious attraction to guys. She's ten and as such has no idea what sexuality feels like yet, she probably thinks close friendships are the same as romantic love and "wow she's pretty" is the same as sexual attraction.
You need to subtly help her realize her heterosexuality asap for her own benefit and the benefit of all the little lesbian hearts she could step on in the years until she gets a boyfriend at 16-20 and becomes one of the "sexuality is fluid" fags.

>>7224029
honestly, this seems like pretty sound advice

>>7224029
>heterosexual little sister
Kill her.

>>7223873
>mutual hobby

This Trump-induced depression will keep me busy for a while. Perhaps I can take a trip to Berlin to the Holocaust Museum and completely lose my will to live

>>7224000
Energy Drinks, Diet Coke, Mountain Dew, or coffee-infused ice cream if you can stomach that, are all pretty high in caffeine as well.
Alternatively, you could eat fruit - apples and citrus work especially well -, something spicy, tomatoes for the tyramine, or dark chocolate.

>>7224168
Better yet, take a trip to Berlin's lesbian museum.

>>7223655
If she's 10 just sit back and let her do her thing. Don't agonize over it, don't bug her about it. She's the only one who can figure out whether she's gay or not.

>>7224209
Yeah, I was just wondering if maybe it wasn't as unusual as I thought. Just trying to understand.

>>7224184

I'll check it out when my german improves. I'm not familiar enough with european gayness to take in the full experience without being able to read stuff.

>>7224177
i don't like consuming too much sugar and energy drinks contain a ridiculous amount

buut something spicy might be worth a try, thanks anon

>>7224000
Adderall.

>>7224021
this got me reading about the longest period without sleep people have gone on meth. 11+ days? what?

>>7224326
I thought you died after like five.

I've reached the point in my lesbian desperation that a woman could molest and grope me and I would like it. Actually, I would love it.

>>7224342
I've heard you end up having mini-sleeps and you're not even aware of it.

>>7224363
Same. But I've always been that way. We should set up alleyways where we can get raped by female strangers.

>>7224363
Welcome to the club.

>>7224369
That makes sense I guess.

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>>7223808
>plumbus

>>7224363
if she's a qt i wouldn't mind

>>7224391
That's right. Rape play is the best paly.
>>7224404
Thanks luv
>>7224410
Me too anon, me too.

what are you all up to then, i'm pretty bored ;.;

>>7224515
Building a competitive team for Pokémon Moon, pretending I know what the fuck I'm doing.

>>7224391
yes, do this...then if I attack one of you, its no longer a hate crim, its being a good samaratan =D

also, i find it funny how lesbian girls LOVE rape and abuse, but then get phobic about cocks...men hold down better anyway.

>>7224515
Masturbating and watching shitty porn

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Would you a young Hillary Clinton?

>>7224534
desu,yes

>>7224515
Unpacking a box of books. So much tape and bubblewrap.

>>7224534
She seems to be a lesbian

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>>7224534
Already fantasied about it

>>7224554
You can tell by the eyes.

>>7224515
Working.

>>7224526
Female strangers. Women are ok, wonderful, and can touch and take whatever they want. Anyone else would be [vomits externally]

>>7224515
Playing Skyrim and drinking.

>>7224534
If I didn't know anything about current Hillary, probably.

>>7224534
>>7224538
>>7224554
>>7224560
>>7224562
Think about her wild college years.

>>7224515
Watching Call the Midwife. There's supposed to be lesbians later on. It's pretty good, but fucking hell has it ever reinforced my desire to never give birth

>>7224552
What books?

>>7224571
>lesbian later on
Please confirm

>>7224515
Chatting with a Brazilian qt

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>>7224569
I also like thinking about Lesley Gore discovering she was a lesbian while attending Sarah Lawrence College

>>7224578
I've seen some promising gifsets, but I don't think it's til season 5 and I'm only starting season 2. I've been meaning to watch it for a while anyway though.

>>7224576
yuri thin books

>>7224571
>has it ever reinforced my desire to never give birth

kek legit, i'm planning on putting my egg in some bitch so she can birth my kid for me

>>7224594
I had a feeling when you said so much tape and bubblewrap.

anyone play WoW on the EU servers?

>>7224168
>Trump-induced depression

Oh boy, do I know those feels.

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>>7224168
Depression? You mean fucking ANGERRRR

>>7224601
Heh. I'm thankful for Japan's overcautiousness at the expense of the environment.

>>7224606
Yeah. Well, I mean I'm still technically subbed but haven't played in a few months after starting again for Legion.

>>7224526
>lesbians getting turned on by sexual abuse from attractive women means we should start liking cocks

I don't even the logic

>>7224625
honestly it's almost part of the fun. it makes me feel like being a kid again.

Does everyone here live in america? I feel like I've never met another person here from England ; ;

>>7224722
There's a lot of south Americans and a fair few Europoors

>>7224722
Britbong here. Where abouts are you from?

>>7224737
South West, the land of tractors and pasties kek
You?

>>7224722
I'm Austrian if that counts for something.

>>7224763
North Yorkshire. The lesbian population from where I come from is about 4

>>7224695
Yeah, so much anticipation (especially if you picked slow shipping). I especially like the way the boxes are taped, so tidy.

>>7224780
Kind of
>>7224785
Aw I love Yorkshire, I normally visit family in North East Yorkshire at least once a year and I always miss it when I come home. I know how it feels, everyone in cornwall is either old or a holiday maker
At least you have a qt Yorkshire accent tho

>>7224853
>At least you have a qt Yorkshire accent tho
Oh, you <3
Yeah Yorkshire is pretty beautiful, going walking or camping can be pretty /comfy/.
But, apart from Hebden Bridge, its a gay nightmare.

>>7224853
>At least you have a qt Yorkshire accent tho
>qt yorkshire accent

lmao what?

>>7224785
>>7224893
>Yorkshire accent
wait do you talk like this? I'm not really good with accents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhkZgNkmk0A

>>7224907
wat

>>7224911
Actually my accent isn't that strong, whereas she sounds like she comes from somewhere like Leeds.

I don't know where to post this but it doesn't deserve its own thread.

>(cis) short girl
>Long hair
>Feminine body
>Very masculine face

so basically, genetics fucked me over a bit and I'm trying to make it work.

I feel like if I go for a very feminine look it would look goofy with my masculine face, but if I go for a masculine look it would look dumb because I'm so small.

Basically, if you had a choice between the tumblr-looking baby butch or the overcompensating ugly chick at the party, which would you go for?

>>7224993
Have you considered makeup?

>>7222710
Enjoy your blood clot when you get older.

>>7224993
bb butch desu

>>7225016

The problem can't really be covered up with my amateur skills, and it would probably take a lot to be effective. I'd rather just be comfortable with very little to no makeup.

>>7225060
Post picture bb

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>>7224993
maybe something tomboyish (https://www.reddit.com/r/bois/)?
height doesn't really matter in this case.

I need to and I want to rape a virgin.

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>>7225065

be gentle senpai

(seriously advice only please no positive/negative comments)

>>7225114
this isnt a tranny thread faggot

>>7225114
you look like one of the kids off Skins. not a bad thing.

>>7225114
your Y chromosome is showing, sir

>>7225114
Learn to apply makeup. It'll do wonders for your appearance, even just a concealer, mascara, light eyeshadow, and neutralish lip gloss or lipstick. Also get your eyebrows trimmed and shaped. Beautiful hair tho.

>>7225129
>>7225159

Yeah. I know.

I swear up and down that I'm a cis girl.

>>7225114
I don't think your face is that masculine. Your features are feminine, it's just your jawline. You could definitely pull off a feminine look or be a handsome butch, but butches look weird with curly hair imho.

Excuse the tranny tourettes team, their paranoia is often justified.

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>>7225214
"i swear im cis"

>>7225089
[i volunteer gif]

>>7225114
Doesn't look too bad honestly. I do like your eyes especially.

>>7225089
Can't rape the willing.

>>7225256
I'll do so many things to you, then. Like capturing you and never releasing.
>>7225260
Damn! There goes my fantasy

Anyone here actually like porn? I mean the way guys seem to like porn, that it's a thing they can't do without.
For me most porn is just "meh", and most lesbian porn is so hilariously awful that I can't take it seriously, much less find arousing. But maybe that's just me I guess.

>>7225277
>Like capturing you and never releasing.

Promise?
Because I want to give my virginity to the person I'll be with the rest of my life and the only person I'll ever have sex with.

o-n-l-y

Is supes still watching Supes?

Because....
https://tvline.com/2016/11/13/supergirl-season-2-alex-gay-kara-reaction/

>>7225296
if i ever watch les porn it's always amateur stuff

the scene from "blue is the warmest colour" is pretty hot too

>>7225358
Didn't one of the actresses come out and say the director treated them really shitty or something?

>>7225363
funnily enough i did read about how they hated doing the scenes because they'd be at it for hours lol

the sex is hot though, so thanks for their sacrifice

>>7225346

Supes said
>tell them that I am
>lmao

>>7225296
I watch it everyday like the guys. But I watch straight porn and lez porn. Idk I imagine Im the guy. I'm pretty feminine though so I don't know why I do that. And no I don't wanna be a tranny. I have to find relief somehow since my gf is ldr.

>>7225422
LOL
Implying those snatch hounds aren't lying to cover their dripping asses and hide in the glass closet.

>>7225296
I can't into 3D porn at all. I generally find well acted sex scenes in tv shows/movies more arousing. I read a lot of 2D and some fiction, but I could live without it. My imagination would probably be the better for it. I've been thinking of doing a nofap break.

>>7225493
I can't stand seeing dicks in porn

>>7225297
You think I'd ever release you so you could talk to the cops? Hell no! I'm a keeper and you'll be imprisoned as my slave.

>>7224722
I'm Danish, my wife is British and sometimes lurks this thread too. She doesn't post though.

>>7225637
Will...you...take me out for walks occasionally?

>>7225114
You're a qt and you aren't masculine at all. You don't need make up either! Stay the way you are.

>>7225736
I'll take you out for dates. You know, Stockholms syndrome and all that. Slaves who love their owners are the best slaves.

>>7225114
>the only pictures I have of myself are gay ass cringe worthy snapchat filter pictures

>>7225763
>using filters ever

Kill yourself

>>7225795
If I'm gunna send my friends pictures of myself I'm making damn sure I have a fake crown of flowers on my head and huge ass sparkly eyes while I'm at it

>>7225816
kek every basic bitch uses this filter

you know a chick is ugly when she looks bad even with this filter

>>7225842
>wahhh people are having fun and fucking around with their pictures
So what?

>>7225842
I thought this was lesgen, not bitchyfaggen?

>>7225746
Sounds awful.
Where do I sign?

>>7226039
Saturday night in the local dyke bar. Be there. Just say goodbyes to your old folks.

>>7221759
A straight friend don't support lesbians and says lesbians are boring. A gay guy friend thinks that lesbians just need to take a dicking to be converted.

I dunno if that's the popular opinion in their groups but eh. I'm still gonna lick that pussy.

>>7221759
fag hags are a thing.

Hello friends, I got my ass beat by my oldest friend last night.

She had me down trying to force my face into a piece of broken glass when a straight girl pulled her off me.

It's been a bad day.

>>7226273
Jesus, are you alright? How does something like that even happen?

>>7226273
Uh... Are you an annoying bitch that deserved it? Why would your friend do that to you?

>>7221914
shave

only cause im butch and i like to balance out my life

>>7226358
I'm physically okay, thanks for asking.

I was whining, which I guess I do a lot of and she just got super pissed and started in on me only carrying about myself and she's right about that.

I didn't treat her very well, she was always so together and normal it made it easy to tell her my woes and I guess I never thought about hers.

She says my mother calls her once a week and asks her how she is doing, that my mom is a better friend to her than me.

>>7226379
I am pretty annoying.

I just wish she had said something like, 4 years ago instead of letting me drive her insane.

I would have made such an effort to be less self-centered and ask her more stuff about her.

Or maybe I don't even understand what she meant that is possible too.

>>7223551
>(helicopters dick while singing pirates of the Caribbean song in German)
i bet you thought this was funny too,,
maxi cringe

>>7226441
She's a cunt.

Go get a coffee and take a deep breath.

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>>7224534
I have so many pictures of young Hillary saved

(And yes. Fuck yes.)

>>7226485
I'll work on getting over it.

sexy and bored
send me interesting things!
Kik - maiyaanelo

>>7224526
>i find it funny how lesbian girls LOVE rape and abuse
from women not you

Anyone ever have a girlfriend that was borderline a pillow princess?

I mean she is gay as fuck, I'm not questioning her sexuality but she just doesn't reciprocate.

I'd say it's about a 1 to 6 ratio in her favor.

I feel like my sexuality is more like a man's than like a woman's. Any other lesbians feel this way?

>>7226685
I didn't mean it to sound mean.


I'll even buy you the coffee~

>>7221900
>NEVER EVER sex
Fuck you frigid bitch. I don't want a girl who doesn't put out.

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WE ARE NOW POSTING QT GRILLS ITT

GO GO GO

(bonus points if short haired qt)

>>7221089
I... Just don't get have a girl can be attracted to a girl...

I wish I could understand

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>>7227099
Ok then, I guess I'll post some more qts since you girls have gone MIA

This one's for all my proletariats out there

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>>7227301

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>>7227321

>>7227296
Me neither

Most les relationships end in messy horrible failure, not sure why they even try

How do you overcome internalized misogyny?

I'm serious. 4chan has messed me up and I can't love myself or any other woman

>>7227422
no lie i just read a shit ton of yuri
take a break from the internet maybe?

>>7227459
>no lie i just read a shit ton of yuri
Exactly this, yuri makes me have hope for women even if it's a lie (fantasy).

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>>7227422
Wow it's the exact opposite for me. Before coming to 4chan I didn't have strong opinions either way but since being on 4chan I've come to be a female-elitist man-hating gender critical anti-sjw feminist.

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>>7227099

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>>7227099

>ntr crap and shitrus getting anime
W H Y
H
Y

I would rather eternal YRYR anime seasons than these badly drawn, badly written shits.

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>>7227793
I'm enjoying this shitstorm so much already, and it's only going to get better.

>>7227826
I like the shitstorm but why NTR? That's like, the worst series YH has to offer at the moment. I wish they sell well though, or at least demonstrate that people do like yuri anime so they can animate something good like AnoKiss, YagaKimi or FLOWERS next.

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>>7227099
Best short haired qt coming through

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>>7227869
>That's like, the worst series YH has to offer at the moment.
As much as it pains me to say so, it actually isn't. Unless you're measuring according to the "kill all men in yuri" scale.

YagaKimi should wait for more content. AnoKiss I agree though, it even has pretty self-contained arcs so it would be easy to choose an endpoint. I kind of thought the drama CDs might be testing the waters, but if something isn't announced soon I guess we'll never know.

>>7227951
>As much as it pains me to say so, it actually isn't.
What do you think it is then? Also the males in NTR are so passive I don't even mind them, even the one that isn't that much of a cuck. I only want to kill the males when I'm not 100% sure the girls will not end with them.

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>>7227974
I was actually thinking of the recent spate of serializations that recently wrapped up to make room for the new monthlies when I said that, so I kinda goofed. There's very little running "currently". My bad. L-lets hope the replacements are of higher quality.

I'd still take NTR over Tachibanakan, Momoiro Trance or Choco Mate, but that's strictly preference. I wouldn't try to assert that they're worse.

Well, Fujiwara's kind of gross. I'm a bit mad that they picked Ono Daisuke to voice him.

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>>7227099

>>7224515
Shitposting the pain away

>>7226179
>A straight friend don't support lesbians and says lesbians are boring. A gay guy friend thinks that lesbians just need to take a dicking to be converted.

And why exactly do you tolerate such shitty ""friends""?

>>7227392
>>7227296
You have the same post style

>not realizing most relationships period end in messy horrible failure

>>7227422
Learn to suck a dick, because for as long as you're a misogynist you don't deserve a qt gf.

>>7226441
sounds like there was a pair of you in it desu

>>7228355
Not everything's black or white. I prefer to see the good in people.

>>7227321
s-sauce?

>>7228392
I don't understand what that means.

Please explain.

>>7226935
I didn't think you were being mean, I was trying to chill out, I think I'm significantly less upset than I was when I posted before.

>>7228452
You sound meek, I bet you've never even seriously challenged either of those people.

Just a reminder that the reason you have the privileges you have is because people before you didn't tolerate that kind of thing and allow idiots to walk all over them.

>>7228472
You're apparently an admitted whinge, and she shouldn't have let things go for so long and then tried to fucking glass you. Were you drinking?

>>7228501
No, in fact she said she wanted to go get some drinks and I was like "oh I don't really want to go to the bar it's not fun watching you get grumpy drunk" and she said I should go home.

I wonder if she only drinks because I don't and don't often go to the bar with her.

>>7228480
Not that person but you sound like one of those sjws who rioted because Trump won.

>>7228516
So how did we get from her telling you to go home to assaulting you?

>>7228568
She used me trying to get her not to go drinking as the launching platform for me never caring what she wants.

Also if I'm honest I asked if she was going to beat the shit out of me to try to get her to see how nuts she was being and maybe gave her the idea.

>>7228532
Not any of those people, but would you seriously hang out with someone who says shit like this
>A straight friend don't support lesbians and says lesbians are boring. A gay guy friend thinks that lesbians just need to take a dicking to be converted.
about you?

>>7228374
But les relationships are more likely to fail than straight or gay relationships.
Even if it didn't fail, there's always the inevitable lesbian bed death, which ultimately leads to one cheating on the other because they can't get sex with their partner.
Either way it seems to me that lesbian fantasies are just a byproduct curious straight girls.

>>7228579
You both sound like assholes. Find better friends.

>>7228594
She is probably my only friend and far more charismatic than me and will probably take all the mutual friends when she goes.

I still have you guys though.

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>>7227099

>>7228590
you seem to be doing a lot of research on lesbians sex lives

>>7228660
If they choose someone who tried to fucking glass you they don't sound like friends worth having

>>7222499
I do it in the summertime when I go swimming a lot ect. Other then that I just trim myself.

>>7228679
Out of my 3 sisters 2 are gay and the other is bi.
All confided in me when their relationships turned sour. I see the same old pattern every time.

>>7228723
>Out of my 3 sisters 2 are gay and the other is bi
the pattern didn't stop with you i see

Is it a good idea to write a song to get someone to love you/be your girlfriend?
I'm more of the sub in this pairing, and I feel weird being so....forward?

She's more than a crush....we dated for a hot minute but she got cold feet and ran away; I just want her to stick around and let "us" work. I'm pretty sure it will bc were a nice match

>>7221914
I keep a landing strip

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>>7227099

>>7228708
How can I make new friends?

I'm not good at things.

Hopefully I can get a GF who has friends who may like me.

>>7226853
Dump her. I had a gf like that and even though we'd have sex often the ratio was like 1 to 100 in her favor. She could barely make me cum and was awful in bed, never wanted to try and always wanted to selfishly be sub. Dump girls like that. They're awful.

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>>7227099
Bloop

>>7228769
I think a lot of people misunderstand sub to mean "lazy and demanding".

>>7228769
I don't really want to dump her, she is sexy as fuck.

Also I believe in my little heart that she'd do me more if I really really really wanted her to and as of right now she is using it as a bit of a game.

She is certainly not a sub. She'll often tease me when I ask her to do her thing saying things like I won't last 3 minutes and we'll just have to switch back so don't make her move because she is comfy.

Which is sexy and correct, I've orgasmed from light foreplay before she even broke out the tongue. She counted that too and made me go back under.

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>>7227099
Posting my waifu

>>7228816
which I don't understand, because part of my being a sub is being desperate to sexually please.

>>7228914
Yeah, same. I'm just saying a lot of people might say they're sub when they really mean "please please me".

>>7228768
get a job, go to college, join a club, move somewhere else.

Ideally if your gf likes you get friends will too, but honestly that's sort of depressing.

>>7228918
I think Oglaf has written a couple of comics around that actually

>>7228532
>being upset that Trump won with less votes makes you a sjw
>being upset that in two of the past five elections the candidate with more votes lost makes you a sjw
>fellow Americans continue to be satisfied with their own mediocrity.

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

>>7228926
Yeah, the "lazy and demanding" thing is verbatim from oglaf. Good stuff.

>>7228861
>greentext storytime

>>7228590
Not relationships, marriages are, and that's just a statistical expectation that you would have more divorces when in straight relationships it's the woman who is the dissatisfied one and initiates divorce. It's also strange to have the same standards when lesbian couples are largely monogamous and gay male couples largely aren't, we're talking different worlds.

It's weird to think divorce means that things ended horribly, too, most divorced lesbians I know of are friends with their exes. Better than feeling pressured as a straight woman to stay with the guy you hate because you have kids together and/or because you think you won't be able to find a man after 40.

But eh, 4chan never has cared about putting thought into anything when the alternative is that they get an opportunity to shit on lesbians, and women generally.

>>7228943
Popular vote never mattered, only the electoral college. The US is a republic. Not a democracy.

>>7228975
Why isn't it called the Republic of America?

>>7228986
United States of America - where each state is effectively its own country, bounded together as a democratic republic by the Federal Government in Washington DC.
Feel free to ask more.

>>7228975
I know that. I'm also disagreeing with it being this way.

I mean, we're on /lgfuckingbt/. We of all people should know not to just accept stupid shit just because "hurr durr it's in the law".

>>7229006
What's up with Alaska?

>>7229006
Why is Michigan shaped so damn weird?

>>7229014
Used to mainly be a Military station against USSR during those days, same with how Hawaii is against Japs.

Now that both wars are over, they're both too big to be simply labeled as a territory (see Guam), and not self-reliant enough to become its own country. Hence they're their own state.

>>7229030
Because of the Canadian-American border

>Anything else?

>>7229051
What are the chances of America basically absorbing Canada into it's fat within the next 30-40 years?

>>7229043
Huh, didn't know that about Hawaii either. Interesting. Thanks. I probably know a bunch of useless stuff about Ireland if you're interested.

>>7228943
>>7228975
>>7229006
>>7228986
>>7229013
>>7229030
>>7229051
>>7229043
>>7229061
>>7229063
>>7229014
To >>/pol/

>>7229078
I thought we were discussing geography

>>7228904
T H I C C
Gotta love her <3

>>7228861
>I've orgasmed from light foreplay before she even broke out the tongu

W-What kind of foreplay are we talking here?

>>7229078
>implying /pol girls aren't the best girls

>>7227793
Do you have a link to an announcement or whatever ? I'm at work on my phone, but this sounds like something I should tell my gf.

>>7229063
>Irish
do you happen to have red hair? If so, marry me pls

>>7229119
>tfw no /pol gf
>no hate sex
>she hates me because I'm mixed but still loves me

>>7229143
sorry, I'm not of Viking stock.

girls are cute imo

>>7229150
red hair is celtic tho

>>7229155
I have never heard that before.

>>7229154
I agree, but some aren't that cute tho.
Just being honest.

>>7229163
it's mostly true, but anyway, Irish people are the best t b h, I've never met an Irish person who wasn't super nice and cool, so be my gf pls

>>7229165
but most are

>>7229150
True viking nords are blonde senpai. Im slightly offended by this.

>>7229150
>red hair
>viking
Get some blond hair and blue/green eyes. Otherwise GTFO of my Scandinavia

>>7229175
Rude. I'mean a Scandinavian with have brown hair and blue eyes and I ain't going anywhere.

>>7229210
... Phone pls stop being retarded. I swear auto correct gets worse with every day.

>>7229215
Autocorrect made your typo? Auto*correct*?
Pfft.
Anyway post a pic, blue-eyes.

>>7229165
Almost all girls are cute when they're a naked, whimpering pile of orgasms.

>>7229169
My contrary nature kind of makes me want to act like an asshole now, just to buck your expectations.

>>7229171
Obviously, you ousted the gingers and they came over here instead.

Seriously tho, growing up we were always told the Celts were dark haired and the red haired gene came from the Vikings. Apparently it was both.

>>7229234
I don't wear makeup so I'd be to ashamed to post pics, and selfies are embarrassing anyway.

>>7229138
http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/yuri-manga-citrus-netzusou-trap-anime-adaptations-announced/

>>7229234
I agree with this, its fun to pound any girl till shes a quivering mess and helpless.

>>7229234
someone make me cute pls

>>7229309
Don't be ashamed, most here don't wear makeup anyway. Pics pls.

>>7229210
>brown haired scandinavian
>blue eyes
Probably you're decendant of a slave from one of our raids. Nevertheless, I guess I'll just have to deal with you.

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>>7229338
Oh, i'll make you something that's even better than "cute"

>>7229406
Those are many of my kinks

>>7229324
Thanks senpai.

Oh man, girls stealing a guy's gf is kinda my thing. Do they actually end up together though?

>>7229418
It’s ongoing. I expect they’ll end up together eventually though

why do boys exist

>>7229454
rite ?

>>7229355
I'm a dirty blonde with hazel eyes. I was born with platina blonde hair but it started to shift in my teens.

I-I can still be a true viking r-right?

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How do I become part of taytay's secret lesbian club?

>>7226619
mfw young hilary is hotter than you


>>7224678
kek, men still cannot fathom we can enjoy good sex without dick involved

>>7224363
Oh God
I have the same fantasy
>tfw hoping that a girl would break into my house while I'm asleep and do things to me

>>7229335
my sex goal is to have a skinny femme fuck the shit out of me with a strap until i can't even walk

>>7229494
Wear an outfit like that and post it on /lesgen/. Taylor's gonna find you afterwards.

>>7229494
I can't decide if those outfits are disgusting or hot.

>>7229534
How you doing. I'm glad girls like you exist. Another femme looking to do that to you. ;)

>>7229678
>;)

Fucking DROPPED. You sound like a straight guy trying to roleplay as a lesbian.

>>7229678
i said a femme girl not a straight male

next

>>7229691
>>7229698
I'm not sure what's worse... The fact that I really am a lez or that I get that reply all the time. Even my current ldr gf said that to me when we met which is sad... Then when we met in person she was surprised I wasn't a straight male lol

>>7229706
you're really not at all convincing

>>7229719
But... I'm on discord.

>>7229678
>>7229706
>Another femme looking to do that to you
>Even my current ldr gf

>claiming to have a gf and still hitting on legbeards on 4chan

>>7229760
That's a good point.

>>7229755
do many of you gays go on discord? tempted to join

>>7229784
Every time I check it out, it's dead

>masturbate
>great orgasm
>still tingly feeling
>can't get mind off fuggin tingly feeling
>masturbate again
>repeat
>masturbate a third time
>still like 20% of tingly feeling left

I give up. My clit is cursed.

>>7229885
I usually feel more "tingly" and in a sexual mood after orgasming from masturbation. Although, that might be because those orgasms aren't that great and my body still longs for release.

>>7229885
That's pretty normal I always thought? I usually get off three times before I'm "done".
Orgasming just makes me want it more, it's like warming up.

>>7229861
You nigs need to talk instead of join and lurk. A lot of people stay quiet when a lurker is on and not saying anything until confirmed you being cis. But yeah there are plenty of us on the Discord but some of us are pretty busy during the day time. But it gets pretty busy at times.

>>7229949
i literally cannot have more than 1 orgasm per sesh unless i'm using mechanical assistance

>>7229493
Dirty blonde is still a blonde so welcome to the club. Hazel eyes are actually quite good.

>>7229885
>>7229949
This you gotta keep going I usually don't feel satisfied after the first wave so you just gotta keep going until the orgasm intensifies and you feel the explosion of body enlightenment and then you just keep it going for a little bit more to have that feeling going.

>>7229989
I can come a bunch of times in a row, but I can't have a properly mindblowing orgasm without penetration, which is generally too much work so I just stick to many lesser clit orgasms. Still good though.

>>7229784
Yeah, we chill on their regularly.

>>7229861
When you check it out next time actually say hi.

>>7229454
so more lesbians can be produced in the future

'tis a necessary evil

until of course science finds a way for two women to procreate without male assistance

>>7230071
kek can you imagine that

wait muh dick isn't needed anymoar?!? STOP OPPRESSING ME

>>7230015
>tfw all of my mindblowing orgasms happen when I'm half-asleep, having a sex dream, and am not even touching myself

>>7230088
tfw you're never able to have a single sex dream, not once, ever. y tho?

>>7229960
lol i can just imagine that one straight dude or tranny sitting there

are people ever bitchy? i like to avoid drama