where and how do I find a bf?

>>7217404
I-I could be your bf

>>7217431
o-ok. Are you top or bot?

if bot: are you cute?

if top: are you stronk and masculine?

>>7217441
I-I guess I could be top. But I don't think I'm that strong

>>7217463
wanna swap contact info?

>>7217473
sure I only use discord at the moment #2367

this thread is cute

>>7217521
I hope they actually become bfs

I haven't gotten the friend request yet :<

>>7217533
>>7217481
>#2376
doesn't work. I think you need to gibe me your username aswell

>>7217536
Oh It's Px

Good luck you two.

You're adorable!

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>Tfw you were too late to the thread for gf

I'm not sure if this is very sad or very cute.

>>7218750
It's cute if you imagine them as both attractive. However this is /lgbt/ so they're probably both chubby and live on opposite sides of America

Who wants a handsome top otter bf?

also why are we called otters wouldn't a ferret make more sense?

>>7218800
I DO

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>>7218809
too bad i live in Albuquerque :^)

Bottom feminine kid looking for top cute feminine little boy

>>7219104
Wait, seriously? I live a couple of blocks from the Coronado Center.

>>7219130
>>7219104
Aww shit, the otterboi got caught.

>>7219130
really? I'm near Louisiana and Montgomery.

>>7218800
Ottermode = body of a swimmer (not a lifter)
Ferrets don't swim

>>7219104
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize. That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

>Albuquerque

>be skinnyfat, 5'4 128 lbs latino virgin
>go to the gym 4 days a week to lose weight
>install grindr
>hope to find a boyfriend on there
>find someone who's looking for a relationship
>"hey can I get a cock pic?"
>uninstall and lose hope of finding a boyfriend who wants more than sex
>cry myself to sleep

I feel so bad right now....

>>7219996
>latino

you have to go back

>>7220006
I'm legal and get confused for white all the time since I'm literally pale :(

But still, I'm hopeless

>>7219996
>look on grindr
>Surprised by finding fuckboys
With that level of intellect, you'd better be pretty :)

>tfw no rando 4chan bf
why live

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>>7220071
I'm your huckleberry

>>7220064
What amazing alternatives you have put forth for him. So helpful

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>>7217404
>>7218775
>they're probably both chubby and live on opposite sides of America

The first half sounds nice not the 2nd part doe

mfw no chubby bf

where: the longitude and latitude opposite to your own
how: pure luck

>>7220083
Shave the beard pedro

>>7220088
>making a stupid choice is justified by not having considered a superior option
Lmao you look for hubbo material on craigslist too?

My real advice would be for that silly twink to slut it up and get some vitamin D before worrying about serious relationship material.

If he/she is cute, can probably just find a cute guy at work it whatever.

Guys are impossibly easy to get

>>7220111
>pedro
Haha what?
I am not even part mexican/latino

Irish-Italian..

I can't shave completely because I have literally no chin, so i look like an underage lesbian when i shave my goatee

I hate my goatee more than you do, I am sure of it..

One of the first things my ex bf said to me was "i wanna see what you look like clean shaven"
His reaction was literally "ew, that was a bad idea"

>tfw genetically cursed chinlet

Through the venue of self love.
Imagine you're a light house and all of your perspective lovers are boats.
Self love is like turning a light on inside of you that helps guys who'd be into you to find you

>>7220138
>damn you see that cutie? I bet she loves the shit out of herself

>>7220114
But I'm not like that. I don't want to hookup. I really don't. I want an intimate long-term monogamous relationship.

>>7220136
That's sad Anon, you look good besides the goatee

How did you and your ex split up

>>7220155
Virgins literally aren't ready for such things

I would never wife a virgin, tbhfam

>>7220163
>That's sad
I know :(

Ex and I still get along and talk and are very amicable.... we just realized that after 6 years of trying to make it work we aren't compatible on a fundamental level.. so rather than dragging a doomed relationship on for longer than we had to, just cut our losses while we are still young enough to find someone right for each other..
>tfw will probably never find someone with as great a sense of humor as he had

Ayo I'll be somebody's bf hit me up and shit

>>7220165
You're fucking disgusting and part of the reason why gay men are looked down upon.

Anyone looking for an attractive straight friend who will never fuck you but you'll pine for regardless? Hmu bro

>>7220253
Clever strategy. I am plagiarizing this in the future.

>tfw no small cute midlands boy to be my bf and cuddle/lewd with
Well imma go cry myself to sleep
G'night

>No fit bf with long hair who will put up with a fat guy and help me get in shape

Why do I continue?

>>7220242
I am not a gay man. Literally of my straight bros would also not wife virgins.

How much of a friendless autist are you?

Virgins are too inexperienced emotionally and sexually to be developed enough to handle a serious relationship

>>7220155
You can't walk into an intimate long-term monogamous relationship. Like you can't literally just meet someone and go "let's go out for a long time". it starts as casual interest and seeing if you two are compatible. Sometimes you're not and it ends as just a hookup or a brief fling.
That also leads onto the second point, which is you're looking to find a man to cram into the role of boyfriend, rather than meeting a man and deciding you'd like to go out with him because you like him as a person.

>>7220318
Anon stop you're hurting my feelings

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>>7220309
I won't fuck you but i am
>>7220083
This autist, and I literally went from 260lb of type II obesity to 165lb of barely-out-of-DYEL-mode you see in the pics

If you are down you can drop some contact info and i will help you get in shape.

It is great because you can lift the feels away (or cardio the feels away if you wanna go fot twink-mode) and at the end of it you can take incredibly flattering pictures of yourself to make the sloots get drippy (it still won't cure the autism though - so enjoy never getting laid. Also you still always feel embarrassed to take your shirt off... that never goes away)

s y d n e y

>>7220098
Literally this, relationships are a myth, just accept dying alone like the rest of us.

>>7220019
Where do you live senpai?

>>7220318
lol Implying you need to be a slut to gather enough experience to make a relationship work... baka

That wasn't necessary a couple years ago, and their marriages lasted much longer than they do today. Keeping telling yourselves that so you can live with your used up slut selves, but don't shit on ppl who won't liberally give it up to anyone walking down the street.

>>7224892
California

>>7228378
Not him but what part doe?

>>7228386
Bay Area

>>7220222
Shit, not even gonna tell us what you look like?

> ywn find a dominant but caring bf on 4chan who is as socially isolated as you because you aren't amerifag and you are only a semi passing mtf

>>7228395
can I get a cock pic?

>>7219707

Underated post.

>>7228395
Damn that sucks

I'm here in Goleta until Winter break

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Who wants a shy depressed bf with self esteem issues? I like cuddles and video gayms.

Can I please get a top bf

>>7230789
>Who wants a shy depressed bf with self esteem issues? I like cuddles and video gayms.

Sounds like me lol
Where are you from anon?

>>7230422
Are y-you coming back to the bay area?

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>>7231851
I'm heading south back to L.A sorry

There's this guy I'm talking to and I don't know if he wants to be my bf or not.

I guess I'll find out in December

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>when some qt straight guy steals your heart and you're unable to give love to someone else until he gives it back but he literally doesn't care so you're left to rot in eternal lineliness
And now I live with the knowledge that he fled the country because he got himself a gf.

>>7230789
D-do you also like handholding and sharing ice cream and going on long walks?

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>>7232043
O-ok...

>>7232288
Sounds like you need some vitamin Dick tbhfam but i got my qtgf already so have fun with that

>>7233127
Don't think like that anon

I'm sure there's some bf waiting for you

I was in the same spot as you are rn but I pushed myself to meet new people even if it was through online dating

I mean I'm not getting much success but it's good to put yourself out there for someone to see

That's how I met the guy I'm meeting in person in December

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>ywn kiss and cuddle a cute boy
>ywn squat a little to get to their height to kiss them
>ywn make that boy embarrassed by talking about how short he is
>ywn send cute "Good morning!" and "Have an amazing day, love bug!" texts to your qt bf
>ywn play vidya with that cute boy
>ywn sexually guide that cute boy
>ywn sensually kiss and suck that boys neck
>ywn dominate and pleasure that cute boy

>ywn know true happiness until you find him

life is suffering
wake
me
up
i want off thus ride, anons.

>>7230789
Same and me, maybe we could make each other better?

Someone respond if near DC.

>>7233534
5'4 here.

Please date me I'm so lonely

>>7234190
5'4? That's so cute. Asl, anon? :0
Can I even contactfag on /LGBT/?

>>7234257
I'm 20 living in California in the Bay Area

>>7234281
I'm 18 in southern California.

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>>7232585
Y-yes

>>7234298
:(

>>7234298
This isnt >>7234748
But: 22, socal here

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>Would love to have a boyfriend some day.
>Live in the gay hating mid west.
I might be biscum but women just aren't the same, I want a boyfriend!.

>>7234797
Nobody finds love if they post frogs.

>>7234801
I'm sorry, I'm a robot at heart I guess, no one loves a robot.

>>7234797
So why are you still staying there anon?

>>7229244
Where you at?

>>7217528
It's how I met mine :3

>>7233534
I'm literally doing all of that and we met on here. Got lucky we're not ugly

>>7234801
The saddest truth of all

>>7235090
Germany

>>7234748
It's not that far from the bay area tho :U
>>7234787
Ayy, I'm in the AV.
>>7235109
Thanks for giving me hope, Anon.

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>>7234644
W-where are you from anon? I'm from Germany.

>>7235421

I'm biscum but I've been thinking more and more about romantic couple stuff with a cute boy, leaning into his chest, cuddling up together, sending cute and cheesy messages back and forth all the time..

Anyone else who lives in Germany or at least in Europe who'd be interested in that kind of stuff, w-well.. here's my contact data <3

Skype: Naerilei
Discord: Archangel#9259

Pic not related but my ideal bf <3

>>7217404
i met my bf after we hooked up on grindr
>had a nice 4 hr fuck session then he asked me to date exclusively. its gone very well from there

>go slut around and see what sticks is my suggestion

>>7234787
>>7234748
>>7234298
27 so cal
>anyone in san diego?

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>>7236330
Up north from you. At Finland

Anyone in eastern Washington here?

>>7236330
>Pic not related but my ideal bf

WARNING WARNING WARNING

PRISON GAY ALERT
PRISON GAY ALERT

DO NOT APPROACH

I REPEAT

DO NOT APPROACH

>>7236397
Oh.. good enough <3 At least it's not halfway across the world. Add me..?

>>7236451
w-what

I met mine online. People trash LDRs but I got to look for exactly what I wanted and didn't need to settle for the best match in my city.

3 years apart, 3 years together so far, wedding next year.

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who /uk/ here

h-help i'm a lonely transgirl and there's nobody who wants me in this shitty country

For how "tolerant" this country is supposed to be young gay people in the Netherlands seem to have gone extinct

>>7236990
The Netherlands isn't actually that tolerant.
I should know.

>>7237006
Oh, tell me about it. I've lived here for 10 years.

>>7220253
Honestly I might be desperate enough for it.
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, Europe.

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>>7233534

>>7234797
>gay-hating midwest
come hang out in gay-loving ann arbor?

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Hey guys,
21/m/gay (my gf doesnt know)

Im having similar issues i dont know how to find more men to have fun with and my girlfriend doesnt know and i already gave her a promise ring and dont want to break her heart, what do????

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>>7217404
*sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

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>>7239632
Why the fuck would you drag the charade on for so long?
are you retarded? if you have no plans on being with her just leave her
>abloo bloo i don't want to hurt her feelings
well you're gonna hurt them a lot more when she finds you deepthroating a dude on your wedding bed going "honey this isn't what it looks like!"
just drop her when the fall is short and don't be a dickwad

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>somewhat cute (or at least from what i'm told online) although i should probably get a haircut
>probably obviously gay, but nobody has ever suspected anything, i think. I'm not flaming
>too shy to go out and look for a bf
>nerdy, love scifi and vidya, pretty much all i do
>hope that one day someone will approach me and ask me out
>i'll probably die alone

>>7217404
By committing suicide.

>>7239834
You sound perfect, anon.

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>>7239834
>>7239929
same

>>7236451
it's weird this is a thing, right? i was chatting with some dude on grindr who was really flighty about meeting up and then he started telling me his ideal fantasy which was... an incredibly fucked up fantasy. i looked closer at his pics and realized they were all of him in a cot in the fucking prison a few towns over. he must've snuck in a phone or something and just uses it to sext? so weird

>>7239632
dude if you're 21 you are entirely too grown to have a beard. drop her and figure your own shit out before you try dating men.

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>>7236330
Heh, I'm your copycat but I live in southern places [it].

Rainbow socks are cute no matter how much people say to hate them.

>>7236747
UK here and I'd love to talk if you're still around?

>>7233534
I had this... except he topped me, and dominated me most of the times lol It's possible senpai, never lose hope.

>>7236590
What site? How? Did you live in different countries?

>>7246943
Thanks senpai.
I had relationships with QT3.14 traps/fem boys before, but that was when I was insecure about my sexuality. I said some stupid shit equivalent to "feminine benis I no gay ew" and fucking left.
God damnit I want to go back in time and beat myself to death with a dragon dildo.

>>7233534
Literally my relationship now. Love having a short boyfriend :D

>>7217404
>tfw then only guy into you doesn't click well and you feel nothing for him
Why does my brain have to make this so difficult

>>7246973
hehehe nice! Well 'tis better to have had and lost than to never had had.

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>>7217404
Stop being degenerate and find some sweet Latina ass... it'll cure you.

If not,.., the gas.

>>7247041
how do you know OP isn't a girl, mr hitler san?

>>7247055
Well fuck,

>>7246991
>>7247037
Where are these QTs? College? Gay night clubs? Heaven?
Last one I dated was from fucking /pol/-/soc/ and just happened to be local.

>>7247080
My short guy was a chaser - I'm cub-ish - I met on BiggerCity.

>>7247041
lmfao

>>7247080
Believe it or not I met him through tinder. He was the only person that bothered to actually meet with me in person. We met during the summertime Pokemon go craze and have been dating since.

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>>7233534

>>7232043
>CPR

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>>7253857
>He's never had someone give him CPR from the back

>>7236990
I-ik ben een Nederlander

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pls
Vancouver
v a n c o u v e r

Any European furry barafags around here? Not even looking for a bf but I would love to have friends to talk to about bara and share pics with. ;u;

>>7255413
I'm from the island and there's fuck all qts here, you should be rolling in them in a city so count your lucky stars desu

>>7255555

yea too bad im a suicidally depressed autist who doesn't leave the house

i should just end it

Anyone from western NY here?

>>7255555
Checked. Impressive

>>7242984
They really are! And not many people from IT around here!

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>>7255843

>And not many people from IT around here!
Sadly, yeah. As far as I've experienced, Italians are all /pol/ lurkers.

>>7246950
Well we online-met on Tinychat, back when TC gay rooms were actually fun. Yeah, we lived in different countries. Oceans apart, actually. The flight to get here was 23 hours long.

I'm a little confused by your how question. He got me a ticket to him, I traveled using that ticket.

>>7233534
this post makes me so sad :'((

>>7234126
Just moved away from Woodbridge, VA, forever. Sorry :/

>>7256009
hehe thanks, anon. That answers my question :)