Hi robots! Let's all enjoy our new home with some feels!
>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf
>>7217344
What happened to /r9k/?
>>7217344
sounds good to me desu
>>7217400
you invade our board, we ruin yours
>tfw no straight non degenerate gf
>>7217405
Have a nice stay then. It's not like /pol/ hasn't already killed many more threads after the election.
>>7217405
>implying we """ invaded """""""""
>>7217344
>tfw i will never pass but i never leave the house so i can live in total delusion and feel like a sexy lady
>>7217405
>you invade our board
>saving someone from loneliness is now invading
Just say you want to be a permavirgin loner, in which case:
Welcome to /lgbt/.
>>7217344
I want to start a podcast. What should I talk about?
>>7217636
I don't know.. I used to do podcasts kinda but ran out of things to say
>tfw no self confidence
>>7217391
>tfw also no bf
>>7217405
>implying /lgbt/ isn't already filled with permavirgin tfw no gf with penis losers
To say you've invaded us is to say that the we've invaded ourselves. We've always been part of the same coin.
>>7217344
Uh, robots, when you raid a board, you're supposed to irritate the board's posters, de-rail threads, and break the rules.
So, while acting like suicidal, fatalistic losers would usually work, this board is basically just that.
Only difference here is that most people hate trannies.
And bisexuals.
Ok, every poster here just hates everyone else.
Also more sodomy.
Unless it's a dyke, then there's almost no sodomy.
>>7217405
Welcome to be here
>>7228289
>trannies hate cis lesbians and chasers and themselves
>cis lesbians hate trannies and bisexuals
>cis gays hate trannies and bisexuals
>bisexuals say they love everyone but secretly hate everyone and truely just want to breed.
/lgbt
>>7228385
/board
>/r9k/ "invades"
>cishet scanner doesn't notice anything unusual
Make of that what you will.
I, for one, welcome our new robot friends
>>7217344
>tfw potential gf
>>7217344
I can be your girlfriend anon.
Now are you a pitcher or a catcher? You can pound my butt if you want as long as you give me a reach-around
>>7217570
>people from r9k
>want to become permavirgin loners
I think we are far beyond just wanting to be.
Hi robots! how's ur day
I have sinusitis
>>7232636
Going well.
Its 2am i need to get up at 7am
>tfw no gf
and I only masturbated once today.
How is your day going?
>>7217344
Ive been at r9k only few times but I've seen so many trans/gay topics and lots of trannies (even recognized few) thats peculiar
>>7232609
>>people from r9k
>not a bunch of bored normies
>>7233059
Well I am not.
Not everyone posts there ironicly.