/mtfg/ transgirl general

is anyone else bothered by how easy it is to fuck around with the judicial system vs how impossible it is to fuck around with executive branch agencies

unsee.
cc/tonagudi/

tfw u will never pass ;_;

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Why does pain make things feel better?

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>>7208790

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>>7208790

>>7208802
endorphins I think

>>7208809
This makes sense.

>>7208801
Please you're fucking adorable.

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>>7208801
Quit complaining maddie

>>7208801
very cute and you know it

>>7208802
an outlet for your emotions
>>7208801
but you look like a girl

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>tfw you're over 24 and single

who /forever in the closet/ here?

>use to sadness spikes for months
>tfw it spiked then started climbing from there
make it stop

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this is a japanese late transitioner and her adoped son.

how sad does this make you feel about your genes.

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>>7208790
god. damn.
how many of us are from /g/?
programmers?
i'm probably the only one who divorced /g/ for lainchan

>>7208824
>tfw 20 years old and never felt romantic attraction or had any close friendships

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>tfw this will never be you

the last time i was in a 4chan IRC i hung out with them for a year and then it turned out they thought i was annoying when i thought we were friends... broke my dang hear

>>7208831
you still have time, just let your parrents arrange something for you.

>>7208828
well idk if this makes it any better but just like it is difficult for white people to tell asians apart it is hard for asians to tell whites apart so white people might pass better in foreign countries same how to you it seems all asians pass so well

>>7208822
I guess

>>7208836
you can come to #mtfg if you want, strangely most regulars there don't even go to 4chan.

i laughed so hard at my own joke i started crying and my roomate felt bad it was really cute

Lauren>Kayla

>>7208857

This happens to me a lot but I never start crying

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Pretty sure I'm not a girl.

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>>7208857

You again? Whats so feminine about you that you had to change your gender? Can you convince me you're not just a pervert?

>>7208872
i wonder what these jokes were

>>7208866
It only happens if i drank alcohol. But i'll start laughing and if i laugh to much i start crying. Not really sure why.

>>7208867
me too but I'm also pretty sure I'm not a boy so idk I'm just fucked LMAO

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When I look at my body I know its wrong.
When I feel my bone structure I know its wrong.
I wake up every morning and when I rub my eyes
I feel the ridge of bone on my forehead that only men have and I cry
When I see my silhouette and my lack of hips
I just want to lay in my bed and die.
I used to suffer from male pattern baldness.
I would sit and watch my beautiful hair which I loved so strongly, slowly fall out on the piano keys while I played
It felt like I was being poisoned by a chemical my own body produced between it's legs.
A chemical was destroying the things I loved most about my body and I was unable to stop it.
Now I've stopped it.

But it still feels like...
When I see a woman in public, no matter how pretty or ugly
I am overcome with a burning sense of envy
A type of envy that cripples me.
When I see an obese woman in public it feels like a sick joke. They have the one thing I desire most but didn't take care of it.
When I speak or sing, I am reminded of what I am not.
When I look down and I see my feet they feel as if I'm wearing clown shoes seen through a fish eye lens.
When I see my shoulders all I want to do is take off these football pads.
I wish I could pull my hair back and feel okay.
Dragging a razor across my face,
Sometimes I look pretty.
36 hours later...
My face is being smothered by a foreign growth.
This lazer feels like lava evaporating in bursts off the skin of my face.

>>7208877
I only own 2 pairs of thigh-highs and none of them are rainbow

>>7208867
>>7208882
same

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tfw date tomorrow

>>7208877
Im actually a boy. I come here to compliment cute girls. Don't judge me Beep!

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i feel bad right now.
i guess i might just be tired, but i'm feeling kinda sad.
i don't think i have anything to be sad about

>>7208890
you are pretty lucky though your situation seems almost perfect for this kind of thing, like you are still very andro even after so long your name was already gender neutral and you live in (what seems like) one of the most laid back places for this kind of thing

(unless you aren't who I think you are then sry for spamming you with this shit)

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What's your favourite distro mtf/g/?

>>7208913
I don't have one
>tfw not trutrans

>>7208913
kubuntu because I already want to kill myself so I need a distro where things are easy to do and I can solve problems without having much knowledge

>>7208910
Creepy. You're not wrong. My name's not really gender neutral though, pretty distinctly boy.

>>7208913
I use steamOS as a general purpose distro.

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>>7208913
i like macos & freebsd.
linux is ok. hate gnu.
windows is literally shit, i wouldn't even give windows to a script kiddie

>when repression /gen/ and /pol/ meet each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN19oHTv_Vg

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>>7208928
Solid rationale and solid choice

>>7208929
Gaben would be proud

>>7208930
Why do you hate freedom?

>>7208924
I bet you use windows 10 too huh?

>>7208879
One ancient account of the death of Chrysippus, the 3rd century BC Greek Stoic philosopher, tells that he died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs; he told a slave to give the donkey neat wine with which to wash them down, and then, "...having laughed too much, he died"

>>7208828
Source on the original image?
>>7208824
You're a complete person you aren't "single"

>>7208929
>Creepy
yeah sorry I can't really help it sometimes

>My name's not really gender neutral though
no I disagree it is totally gender neutral just less common for girls

>I use steamOS as a general purpose distro.
what the FUCK dude

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>>7208941
false equivalence for 1 thing.
gnu isn't freedom if you can't distribute derivatives any way you want

>>7208913
What is distro

>>7208913
1. Debian
2. any BSD
3.Centos
4.Ubuntu

>>7208941
Personally I hate the autism that follows GNU. Nothing wrong with using windows to game.

Looking for a job makes me realise how stressful the application process is. I hate the gender box and writing my name.

>>7208888
wear them both at once to tuck? good thinking there, rookie. out
>>7208898
are you poopguy? get out
>>7208899
same. you can stay.

>>7208941
>I bet you use windows 10 too huh?
o-only because I'm too lazy to reinstall 7

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>>7208944
>tfw ur parents used different pronouns interchangeably in the same conversation when talking about them and didn't even notice

>>7208948
It's something that you spend hours ricing and girls will then have sex with you.

>>7208949
Eyyy a fellow debiant
Idk I hear you on the autism. Richard stallman is also a megacunt

>>7208946
Bsd licence best license tbqh

>>7208954
You win this round

>>7208944
IIRC it's something like 98% men and 2% women with my name. That's pretty heavily skewed.

Don't tell anyone but the steamOS bit was a shitpost. Sometimes I make those.

>>7208951
Yeah but Im tired. And you're not a boy, please do not tell lies beep.

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realistically, if you're on cyrpo, how much alcohol should you NOT drink?

asking for a friend.

>>7208955
yup.
mit license is good too

>>7208956
yeah but more what I mean is there are like female actresses and characters with that name as well so when people hear it it isn't like automatically male there exists the idea that women can have that name too.

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life got worse

everyone vote /lgbt/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11631572/

>>7208955
Debian's package manager is simple and awesome. Plus most downsides people have with Debian can be fixed with learning how to compile source code.

>>7208965
How come?

>>7208966
fuck off I don't want to be anymore associated with pol

>>7208913
xubuntu, but I've used fedora and arch before and they were alright too

>>7208967
Debian has enough quirks that I think it does have a bit of a barrier to entry when it comes to compiling your own code, every time I've gone down that road I find that arch ends up being a better fit. I really really like apt too though, it's easily my fav package manager.

Debian generally just werks tho

>>7208974
I used to love xubuntu when xfce was still pretty light. For a lightweight os it's gotten pretty heavy ;_;

does anyone else drink themselves to fatness?

I'm soooooo close to hormones. I have a therapist who's almost too pro hormones, I can start as soon as I get a doctor. Yet I still get wayyyyy too depressed about gender dysphoria I drink shit cheap beer and am gaining wait. I only really wanna lose 20-30 pounds (160 atm fucking christ)

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>>7208970
just hug me

>>7208877
I fell for the meme and took it too far, and now its too late

>>7208982
*Hugs you too* I wanted to be included

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>>7208982
Alright then

Do people still Tinychat here?
Join me being out of control: http://[email protected]
/alicephergus

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>>7208986
>>7208987

>>7208978
please talk to me, I'm so depressed rn

>>7208977
I've never had a problem compiling code in general, but again once you figure out how to compile you're pretty much set in any distro.

>>7208877
I used to cry about cutting my hair
I signed up for ballet and not karate after school
I used to get laughed at for all the girly stuff I did and was told it was like dating a lesbian
I was laughed at for being in my 20s and not being able to grow facial hair

I had boobs before hrt

>>7208995
And yet you're still a gender queer freak who sounds like he-man

>>7208990
drink harder liquor or something so you aren't consuming as much calories

or better yet try to find some other method of escapism

Who here is fine with masturbating with their penis, but once the look at it they can't get off any more?

>>7209001
Mhmm
https://clyp.it/kglmtoa2

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>>7208995
we cant all be intersex
when are you getting ffs and srs and a boyfriend?

>>7208995
i almost asked to change my name when i was in 6th grade.
my first real gf gave me a mariah carey greatest hits cd on my 14th birthday. still have it.
second gf used to joke about making me her bitch
heard my sister whisper 'called it', to my mom when i came out.

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>>7209017
You can be my it girl bae

>>7209007
that's not even it though. This dysphoria is killing me. How do I decide if I want natural children vs taking hormones. fml idek

>>7208995
>>7209017
>tfw not trutrans
>tfw just had a mostly normal nerdy loser male childhood

>>7208884
This poetry is horrible

I have layed myself down tonight
For the wetness inside
It is an envy untamed
For the Venuses of this world,

I have been hurled into great conflicts
Of self
And when the chasm is wide open inside
I can see her

Standing
And her nose was Roman
Drooping
Down to pick the papers

Clearly showing problems in myself
Clearly shown wishes
Hiding myself is the only thing
Hidden are the shaves

When I did them
It became like stone
When I layed in bed
Thinking of being her

I pulled the trigger,
Wetness,
Heat,
Then,

Cold is the feeling
When I see her
Heat in dreams
When I am just as hot

It is what I can not be

>Get rekt
(But seriously, keep working. There is only improvement in writing. You should work on style and tone. Your stuff sounds like bad white girl slam poetry)

R8 mine m8

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>>7208966
we only need four more votes and /pol/ will finally take us to the winterball :3

>>7209025
if you can afford just bank sperm and do both

>>7209020
>he liked to dress in womens clothes
lately im coping by imagining myself as a beauitful trans pharoh
>>7209026
not destroying all ur old relationships through self isolation bc of guilt and self disgust

>>7209033
but isn't sperm banking like 5k. Insurance covers hrt (fuckyes tricase) but I'm a student and there's no way I could cover banking

>>7209011
I'm fine as long as I don't think about it existing or looking at it. Which is kinda difficult to do.

>>7209026

iktf

>>7209037
>not destroying all ur old relationships through self isolation bc of guilt and self disgust
5 years too late to avoid that lmao

>>7209012
>posting clips of your girlfriend
Kek

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I hope I have another trans dream again

Moving into The mtfg dorm made me really happy yesterday

>>7209052
Why do I never have dreams where I'm a girl?

>>7209039
I think there are cheaper options like one girl on here found one called cryochoice

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>>7208877
my best friend in elementary was a girl
we did eachothers nails all the time
i had a bunch of girl friends in hs although i was only really close with mb one or two
ive been told i walk/run like a girl since i was little
my first crush was a boy (apparently??)
ive always taken after my mom in a lot of ways
i also used to cry (and once scream) when i got my hair cut)

>>7209027
its not poetry, loser. it's stream of conscious ranting

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Hey, I'm back. Turns out I'm not gonna reply to any of the people I said I might reply to earlier because fuck that, I'm tired and selfish.

Also, I was talking with one of my friends about cats at one point during dinner, and when we got back to her apartment, she posted this picture on my facebook profile from 10 feet away from me.

Like, she could have just shown me her phone, but nope.
Such is sadness.
Also, I forgot to bring home the chicken I had boxed. It's probably still in his fridge.

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>>7209057
Just listen to a lucid dream track and then you can decide

I usually get my best results through sleep deprivation and falling asleep after browsing mtfg

>>7209037
I've already begun phasing my family out of my life
I'm staying in my dorm room for thanksgiving and planning to make frozen pre-made food with wine

Herro Trannyfriends, what's happening?

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>>7209026
Dood same

>>7209071
pffffffft

>>7209048
its never too late to start
>>7209060
you remind me that i used to be a total crybaby and would lose it anytime i got mad. i think i killed that part of me when i had to go through puberty :(

>>7209071
*WONK*

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I'M COMING FOR YOU SMILES

GONNA HUG THE SADNESS OUT OF YOU

BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK

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>>7209052
>mtfg dorm
you've had that dream too?
Trans dreams are weird. Like I've had one where I definitely don't pass but I'm wearing a skirt and shit but nobody says anything or stares at me. The other was playing softball or something and everybody was really cool and I actually passed. Then I woke up and realized it was just a dream ;_;
>>7209026
iktf
I had a mostly normal childhood aside from my parents divorcing. Never wanted to wear dresses or stuff like that
>>7208888
same tbdesu
>tfw red-and-black and blue-and-light blue thigh-highs

>>7209079
What the fuck

>>7209068

stressing over how I'm gonna get through airport security tomorrow without having to get my groin patted down again

hbu

>>7209040
I have a great imagination. My first masturbation was me rubbing against a pillow while I was thinking of being fucked by faceless men in a cold castle then I escaped and found a younger boy that I seduced and ended up dominating. Of course in this fantasy I was older, and a girl. I couldn't get off unless I was rubbing a pillow for a long time.

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>>7209052
:3
hug Amy

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>>7209068
happy, because I got to chill out and be comfy with friends :3
they're like the cutest couple ever

I'm incapable of true love; I only have friendship.

>>7209083
Tuck with tape as tight as you possibly can

>>7209079
>tfw no one coming for me

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>>7209075

hhheheheh

>>7209078

FONK

>>7209083
Ask dollface

>>7209084
I had my first orgasm on accident and it freaked me the fuck out

>>7209080
>you've had that dream too?
It was really nice. Everyone was really friendly and I felt a true happiness and belonging I've never felt before

Maybe it's a real dimension.

>>7209088
idk wouldn't they still see it on the xray machine?

>>7209091
forgive me i am a bit tipsy

>>7209090
that's because i'm stealthy
you won't expect a thing
and then BAM i've hugged anon

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>>7209048
are u me

>>7209052
who was in the mtfg dorm

what was it like???

>>7209076
same

tempter tantrums are more of a kid thing then a grill thing though

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>>7209097
not if you don't wear stupidly loose underwear like angie/faye lmfao

>>7209081
GONNA HUG HER

>>7209052
Hugg Amy we love and support you

>>7209090
Find a chaser they do it for free I'm paying just under 3k for this girl

>>7209101
my dogs would alert me if you got anywhere near my house

>>7209091

Edie anon told me to ask you how2airport security

>>7209088
this >>7209097

>>7209094
Mine wasn't so much an accident, but when I came I almost cried. I thought something was wrong with me. It was really scary.

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>>7209092
>>7209083
>>7209107

if you tuck extremely well they won't pat you down basically. that's the only way.
every other time i've gone untucked or not tucked well enough they're like MA'AM THERE IS SOMETHING IN UR GROIN AREA
and i always say ik it's my dick

>>7209098

tip into me

>>7209104
they are still going to see your penis no matter how tightly its being held down dumbass

>>7209111

>tfw haven't practiced tucking at all
am I fucked or what

>>7209111
okay sure sounds nice

errrbody in the vlub gettin tipsy

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>>7209086
Hugs :3
self acceptance and hormones soon

>>7209083
Are you smuggling or scared they'll notice you're trans? :o Are they even allowed to touch your genitals? Been traveling and derping around a lot, never had anyone touch my junk(AT LEAST NOT AT THE AIRPORT HEHEHE). Shouldn't worry!

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>>7209113
only if they don't clock you from the get-go.

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>>7209113

it's not that hard to tuck, you can still practice !!!!

>>7209115

*whispers* errrbody in the club gettin tipsay

>>7209111
>not just slyly winking at them when they pat and wriggling your eyebrows as they realize what their hand is on
come ON edie

>>7209111
I wasn't sure if they ran me through as a guy or of my tuck was done well. I really want to try going untucked next time I go through.

Why do my customers keep saying "thanks hon"?

>>7209120

Last time I went through airport (pre-HRT but I had long hair and was wearing a skirt) the scanner was #triggered by my groin, I got patted down and then asked if I was a man. I just said I was because I wanted to get out of that situation as quickly as possible but it was pretty upsetting.

>>7209123
ahahahaha

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>>7209111
>>7209112
>>7209107
LoveFifi Men's Bare Derriere Gaff - Medium - Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I48CYFO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_0tQjyb970X1E1

This.
And it makes your ass pop.
I go through no probs.
Like 10+times
They pick the female scan method &
women pat me down when I get through if I'm wearing a hoodie.
Always get ma'amd. So weird.
Its crazy... You can to heavy exercise in yoga pants with these things and never worry about popping out

>>7209111
this post lmao
>>7209103
yeah ur right desu

>>7209111
Where did you get this art?

>>7209094
My first orgasm wasn't actually done by using my hands fapping. So it felt very feminine.
For whatever strange reason. I discovered it in the bath due to being able to float
It involves sitting down cross legged. Holding yourself up with only your hands. Keeping legs crossed so they are off the ground. You can lean against a wall
And for some reason this put pressure on the pelvic muscles and prostrate and I could feel it coming and then I just kept holding it and holding it until I climaxed.
It's a nice nondysphoric hands free way to fap. Don't even think it gives you an erection. Haven't done it for a few years

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>>7209127

;_; you're right, i have failed you...

>>7209128

each time i went untucked they patted me down. it's so embarrassing in a way cause since they see you as a woman they make a woman do the pat down
and ur just like UR HAND IS ON THIS DIOCK when they ask and they're like ......oh........ok..............

>>7209132

hhheheh

>>7209134

o that's a cute pair of CD underwear. i have spanx i use for tuckin dey work real good.

>>7209122

I get gendered male at work all day long... maybe I'll be ok if I just wear pants and put my hair up

>>7209123

Is just... shoving everything as far back as it will go sufficient?

>>7209134

Well I'm going tomorrow morning, little too late to order anything off Amazon but I appreciate the suggestion.

>>7209129
Do you live in Australia?

>>7209129
are you in the south? are your customers mostly old ladies?

>>7209142
They're great.
When you untuck to pee... Your junk is all smashed and shriveled..... It looks so sad and deprived.
I luv it.

>>7209094
Me too, I knew what I was doing felt good but I had no idea about sex or ejaculating so I thought I pissed myself.

idk if im in the right place but does anyone here like things in their butt?

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>>7209134
>cringes
these gaffs are so gross

>>7209143
probably.

>>7209052
Had a dream once where I met someone I could come out to. She consoled me and told me everything would be okay and then let me come out to her. I started taking steps towards coming out and ultimately a feeling of encouragement. It ended with me having coffee with her. It was probably one of the best dreams of my life. It was around 13-14. I'm such a pussy because I haven't come out yet.

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>>7209139

the world wide web

>>7209143

you have to push ur balls into that lil pocket above ur shenis and then pull ur sissy clit all the way back and hold it with ur ass cheeks

>>7209149

l m a o i know that feeling. the gaffs i have depress me. i'm like LIL EDIE R U OK

>>7209152

yes

>>7209103
It was just filled with a lot of people. The people called me by my girl name and I remember sitting down and making friend with the other girls.

I just felt so at home

>>7209152
I do like it but it takes too much effort usually so I haven't done it for a long time

>>7209049
>you sound like a he-man
>you sound like a girl

Pls make up your mind

>>7209152

I was pretty into it pre-HRT but ever since I started it just hasn't been the same. I think my prostate's shrunk maybe. That happens, right?

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i like ramen and girls

>>7209155
What if it can't reach that far back

>>7209143
where you goin?
>>7209152
i haven't done anything with my butt in a while

>>7209162
weaboo fag

im looking for really cute things to put in my butt can anyone help

>>7209154
Me too. One day though

>>7209105
Ilu <3

>>7209168
http://bad-dragon.com//

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>>7209168

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>>7209162

wow get out u weeb

>>7209164

sry i forget some of u have rly tiny dicks idk

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>>7209154
It feels so good to have friends who know.

Trust me.

It's such an enormous risk, but imo it's on one worth taking.

>>7209168
a boy penis

>>7209166

Colorado, gonna get high and hang out with my ex-bf for like 9 days

>>7209153

How have you been? I started growing breast tissue like two weeks ago :3 still flat AF though

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>>7209167
>:( but its yum fucker

>>7209168
try bepis

>>7209175
WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED
i dont even eat pho and im vietnamese desu

>>7209177
>boy penis
:nauseated_face:

>>7209168
a girl penis

>>7209178
good, good. Just got home after a night with friends, now I'm playing some SC2 campaign.

>>7209168
Try a sock

>>7209175
>tfw balls and dick shrink after cardio
Not even on hrt. I have no idea why they do this

>>7209130
Ah damn, hmm... Maybe you could just tell them in advance? If you can? So that they don't make a scene about it I mean, sounds like that's what you're afraid of.

>>7209175
I <3 SWEDIE

>>7209175
I've gotten up to 50% pass rate at the airport with no tuck, it really doesn't bode well for my alpha male side

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>>7209181
japan sucks

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>>7209177
>>7209183
what about other kinds of penises?

>>7209153
They let you wear yoga pants for 12 hour straight... Or a bikini with no issues ever if you get the thong ones.
I'd rather just get SRS.... But here we are

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>>7209193
ok, dog penis it is

>>7209193
what do you mean
>>7209173
>>7209172
not cute!!!!!

>>7209192
japan is ok

>>7209193
girl or nb or femboy pls

>>7209196
rofl

187th for I hate myself
>>7208570
I want Merc back..

>>7209152
I want to like it, but I just don't have enough feeling to enjoy it. Idk if I just suck at finding my prostate or I've found it and it's just not as good as I hope it is. Plus I don't have enough arms, I need one for my penis so if the other is in my ass or moving a dildo then I can't play with my nipples or smoke.

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>>7209181

hhhheheh

>>7209187

rip

>>7209188

no

>>7209191

same

>>7209197
like nb penis

>>7209199
frog gets it

>>7209184

What'd y'all do? Starcraft? Booooring~ Have you heard of FIDLAR? I saw them last night

>>7209178
o yeah i remember you talking about going to a concert there as well, hope everything goes well!!

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>>7209205
yeah but im not getting it hehe

>>7209207
this kid i know loves fidlar
how was it?

>>7209204
weeaboo image

>>7209208
me?

>>7209211

anime was a mistake

>>7209199
Tbh I agree it is just okay I'm just bored and want to say mean stuff to peopel

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>>7209213
ur camshow was a mistake
u need to prescribe 2 christien values girl!

>>7209217
say meaner things to me

>>7209211
>im not getting it hehe
idktf

>>7209219
ur gay

>>7209204
Yes, why u so cold

>>7209155

>you have to push ur balls into that lil pocket

I can't find it ._.

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>tfw bf is otw to my place

the cocklust will finally be cured

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>>7209219

how dare u i am a pure christian woman who is currently in chastity
i have never touched a single man in my life and i find ur accusations offensive

>>7209226

i'm warm

>>7209227

there are lots of vids online about it, just google bb!

>>7209227
make a triangle at ur crotch. the two closer corners are where they go

>>7209211

Honestly I didn't even pay that much attention to the music because I'm not much of a FIDLAR fan and I was drinking. I just got lost in the mosh. But that was fantastic, except for the part where someone jumped right on top of me and I had to support them with my back for like 20 seconds until the crowd got them off me. Didn't lose my shoes, didn't break my glasses, DID get hit in the tit which hurt for a while but other than that 10/10 I love being pressed up against sweaty moving bodies

>>7209210

Yeah, hopefully it's cool and I don't start crying if I try to get intimate with him

>>7209231
for about ten minutes

>>7209168
my dick desu

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>>7209221
jelly
but ill find someone to make love to :33

>>7209223
dont stop

>>7209232
edie u say that then u cough up a condem in church gorl

>>7209238
heh, sounds crazy
glad you had fun!

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>>7209231
tfw incurable & rampant cocklust
>>7209238
ye ;_;

>>7209239
>\\\<

>>7209242
ur rly gay

>>7209208
Reeeeee

>>7209231
have you considered girlcock?

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hey my dad told me this was a good place to find a girlfriend, is that true or was he just messing with me again?

>>7209242
Froggggggggg
You are still the prettiest grill I know
Beyond Webber!

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>>7209242

Oh yeah except for the part where I went into the family restroom and got a bad look at myself in the mirror and had to sit down and feel really sad and then get misgendered by my friend who said he'd start using my new name

he followed me when I went off to cry in an alley though and said some very comforting words and we hugged so it was all cool. It's so much easier for me to shake off dysphoria compared to pre-HRT. Then I gave some new friends we made a ride home, one of them is a trans man who plays piano and lives nearby so we're probably gonna jam together some time.

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>>7209251
Yeah, I found my girlfriend here I just had to take pills and I can see her in the mirror every morning

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>>7209251
i'll be ur gf anon
>>7209231
how to cure cocklust

>>7209243

how's life in Maveland also nice filename lel

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>>7209207
Nah, we went out to some chinese place and talked about stuff and chilled. It was really nice :3
I'm gonna go to bed soon tho. Sounds hella fun, but I've never heard of them :/

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>>7209249
whats that

>>7209246
u could say that
pls offend me anon

>>7209251
sorry son. i just wanted to see if you were that much of a sucker

>>7209252
aaa thank you plebby boo <3
you're a qt with some of the coolest interests ever
keep kickin ass!

>>7209255
glad things turned out good between y'all
and omg new friends! sounds like a pretty good experience, sorry about the dysphoria

>>7209256
this image...omg

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>>7209027

How beautiful it is to be reborn
As a brand new person in your life
Daydreaming at the shore
About a girl I was meant to be

All of you who stare and mock
Cannot see the joy inside
Stained tears birthed my wings
An angel to fly away from here

Old friends go, family now lost
Your words unmasked the truth
Staring in shower, those words
Determined to fight until I last

Meeting you at the fountain park
As a girl I was meant to be
Stumbling and giggling in heels
In a pink polka dot dress

Earned happiness, oh my fuel
I wish you could see me now
When days turn dark I become strong
A butterfly to soar through the wind

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Goodnight, my Forsaken.

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>>7209256
very funny

>>7209257
ok cool i love you


>>7209261
you dont type like my dad but even if he was messing with me the jokes on him now because i just got my first girlfriend - see above

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>>7209261

Yeah overall it was pretty good, glad I went

>tfw captcha gives me a picture of pizza
d-did I just get clocked???

>>7209265

Sleep tight!

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>>7209249
no don't want it

>>7209257
get a qt bf to dick you frequently and it goes away

>>7209251
do u like girls who look like boys
>>7209258
idk i've been really depressed for the past few days
things are feeling pretty alright now though
there was a jeff rosenstock concert last night but i didn't go because of the sad feels ;_;
>>7209265
nini

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>>7209273
*kiss maeve* cheer up hamster girl

>>7209273

>tfw forgot Jeff was coming to DC and I'll be in Colorado that day

DAMMIT
also that's both sad and good to hear
being sad at a show is the fucking worst

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>>7209266
Funny?

>>7209252
>tfw no pleb gf to eat food with

>>7209266
oh nice grats on the score my son

>>7209268
pizzas universal tho silly

>>7209273
when u said that i thought you meant butch girls

>>7209277
hi korra
ur gay

>>7209248
Did she finally die? Thank god, litterally one of the worst trips ever

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Bayonet charges in Battlefield 1 are so satisfying.

>>7209294
What's the worst thing he's done?

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>>7208884
>I feel the ridge of bone on my forehead that only men have and I cry
>mfw I don't know this feel anymore!

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>>7209270
>get qt bf
Fug
>>7209266
Ly2 anon

>>7209273
kill yourself

>>7209261
No you are???
Yr the qtttt
>>7209283
Delet this.

>>7209298
Nikky, should I get ffs?
You had such a great result..

>>7209298
>reach up
>feel forehead
>die a little

>>7208884
Is she trans? I watched one of her videos and am convinced she's cis but I've never seen a pointed adam's apple like that on a cis girl before.

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Good edition

I'm gonna hug the smiles

GONNA DO IT

AAAAAAAAAAAA

someone come say hi to me I'm at gold coast airport at gate 5 I'll be here for another 20 minutes

>>7209298
shit, cis male and I dont have this, fuck am I a low test beta?

>>7209324
Yeah
Might as well transition

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>>7209273

It sounds like you could use some dick

>tfw was out and about to long today.

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How do I get a coding bf that isn't legit autistic?

>>7209326
I'm actually just visiting from /fit/, I'm premium fuccboi material irl

>>7209273
hi I like girls who look like boiz but have paginaz

>>7209331
It'll be hard, the non-autistic ones are just going to try to transition on you

>>7209334
Oh
Do you wanna lift together bruh?

>>7209312
>fangirling for an autistic nigger

>>7209331
the better at math people get the more autistic they get

>>7209338
Nah, I look good but my lifts are actual shit. I'm all looks and no game.

>>7209344
literal fuckboy

>>7209331
>hang around CS department at a college
>look for someone who doesn't look autistic or a closet mtf

>>7209331
my gay friend is in compsci and he twink af. I but my dick in his but once but he moaned in a really deep voice and I instantly went limp, first and last try with a dude, you can have him.

>>7209208
I wish merc would leave forever too, but not for racist reasons

>>7209341
fangirl for me instead ;_;

>>7209331

[INTENSE SEXUAL TYPING]

>>7209349
I don't want a gay twink tho

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>>7209344
How can you have the looks if you can't even lift? Besides I'm a girl, and I shouldn't be able to out lift you

>>7209347
I know bro I know

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>>7209352

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>>7209347
>using the tumblr meaning of fuckboy
THIS is a fuccboi

>>7209358
But bro

I wanna hella gay with someone

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Madison are you around? I know I've been out of touch for a while, but in about a week I'm going to be in your area I think and wanted to see if you wanted to hang out. Message me on Skype or normiebook. I can't find you on there.

>>7209370
same

>>7209331
come to the bay area

>>7209369
but what faggot

>>7209358
tell me what you want in a transgril

>>7209373
bay area more like gay area hehehaeu haueha hahejahfjband

>>7209373
Is it weird to have fantasies about getting fucked by ur former bros?

>>7209350
She did leave forever; she killed her herself on Wednesday.

>>7209386
because of trump?

>>7209208
Stop, I really liked her okay.

>>7209378
Small, weak, hairless, high voice, girly face.

>>7209343
Well, then I'm screwed.

>>7209379
LAWL

>>7209380
not if theyre attractive

>>7209378
>>7209391
by hairless I mean body hair of course.

>>7209388
I think so. An sjw nigger probably hates great America anyway

>>7209391
it sounds like you just want to assert your dominance

>>7209350
Why? Just curious. I dont really know her that well

>>7209392
Depends. When you're good at maths only, there's something. When you're good at everything, well, that's not very autist like.

>>7209380
Of course not
R-right?
Is wanting one of your friends to fuck you with her strap on weird too?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11631964

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>>7209408
That's not that weird, if you're into girls n stuff

>>7209394
Oh idk how attractive they are, I'm just more attracted to the idea of hopping in bed with people who used to think you were a guy.

>>7209408
that sounds great
i want that
one of my cis friends in socal said they'd peg me out of the blue ehehe
feels good

>>7209415
oh!
that's someone's kink for sure
do it
sounds adventurous

>>7209413
Honday is too early. Wait until Terfsday.

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>>7209378

>>7209400
That is exactly what I want.

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>>7209426
>Organic ketchup

Any tips to get rid of a discography size earworm? Didn't sleep because my brain was replaying Blondie albums all night...

>>7209431
But Leonard Cohen passed why aren't you listening to death of a ladies man?

I hate every single one of you

except grace

>>7209405
>indulged and encouraged the behavior of an ACTUAL psychopath
>most of her posts were telling others how she didn't like what they liked for no apparent reasons
>very negative attitude
>literally brought nothing worthwhile to my sweet mtfg home

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>>7209430
You should see some of the crazy shit people are willing to spend 10 dollars a bottle on because it's organic.
Source: I work in a supermarket and we stock organic mayonnaise

Also hi caddy

>>7209419
It's pretty kinky yeah, bordering on degenerate tbqh ;_;
Not sure I'm adventurous enough to do anything more than fantasise about it.

Tfw ur work life is crumbling as they begin the phase of questioning if ur a pervert or not

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why do I have to be alive

>>7209436
Blondie songs were what I used to stop having Cohen in my ears. Worked à bit too well.

>>7209441
>>indulged and encouraged the behavior of an ACTUAL psychopath
Kayla?

>>7209444
Then maybe don't wear your plug tail at work?

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>>7209443

>>7209440
Wait what did I do?

>>7209444
Nobody ever brought up that about me. I'm so non-sexual...

>>7209298
you look just perfect!

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it
yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind

>>7209449
Kayla? Wtf, she's just a shitposter, I mean legitimately psychopathic, not hyperbole. Kira