Cutest thing ever

>tfw i'm 180lb guy and still "heavy set" build
>tfw all i want to do is be someone's "housewife" (or pet)

Kill me senpai I will never be happy.

>>7181666
I mean I'm just a tranny, so I'm not sure if I can speak for women. But I would enjoy a big hairy man in a maid outfit cooking and cleaning for me. I know some women who like that. You should be able to find a guy who likes that aswell.

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>>7181686

>>7181666
>666
Lol
I would like to have a bear pet at home
Bears are dumb, but strong, this is my fetish

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>>7181639
its fucking sad

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>>7181690
wew, that IS cute

isn't he that grindcore singer who's big in japan?

>>7181690
Without the pigtails. But yeah. That could be fun. But ONLY if he is completely cishet. No agp or transvesting in his free time. Only when we decide we are in the mood for it.

>>7181701
That's Ladybeard, a "kawaii metal" singer who used to be in the group called Ladybaby.

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>>7181666
I would pet and train you just for fun

nice trips btw

>>7181639
>Ruin body with years of working out to "kill the tranny"
>Big ass shoulders, defined chest, etc
Rip my dumbass. I'm still youngish so i have a shot but i was retarded

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>>7181639
Better when a skinny feminine boy with Boyboobs thinks he's a man

>>7181709
I'm more handsome and not as fat as that guy

>>7182076
>Future AGP hon detected.
You will literally look like an ogre in a dress. Don't do it onii-chan! Your handsome masculine body looks great in men's clothing.

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>>7181666
Where do you live, pet

>>7182076
>>7182108
I find that bdsm styled nose + mouth + chin masks do wonders for making boys look cute. You can throw a maid outfit and some cat ears on top and it always works, no matter what their face looks like.

>>7181639
There's nothing cute about men

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>>7182344
Take that back

>>7182108
plz no

>>7182076
Muscle means nothing, the only thing that matters is your skeleton. Go on antiandrogens to lose it all and see where you stand afterwards.

>>7181707
Used to ? They died out already ?

/sads

>>7182076

I wanted to get buff back in the last few years of high school, but it was to not be an easy target anymore rather than to repress. My dad assumed that it was to attract girls and made some joke about that since I didn't tell him my reason. Thinking that I would be making myself more masculine and attractive to women, I snapped out of it and decided not to do it. Thanks dad, you finally did something that led me in the "Don't turn yourself into a hon" direction instead of the "Keep being sad and repressed until you blow your brains out in your room so I can find your body there and I'll say there were no signs you were so depressed."

>>7182076
>>7182651

Or she could just get x-rays. That was my plan, but that was in a country where I could get it done cheaply. Now that I'm back in the US, I'm not doing that shit.

>>7182371
No
Cuteness is femininity
No real man can be cute