Gay general: Blowjob edition

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You stole my new!!!
I am turning this general into tolkien general slowly.

>>7176566
>Whats the best blowjob you've ever had?
I've only ever cum from blow jobs a handful of times.
But this one guy, god damn.
He was like some sort of sword swallower/vacuum cleaner hybrid. It felt so good, I thought I might die. It was so intense I had to ask him to stop.
He was cute too. But he was a top.

>>7176610
Makes sense.
Elves are like fags already.

Was /gaygen/ as pathetic at it's moment of conception as it is now?

>>7176623
Elves don't have to worry about gay death.

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>>7176566
>How good are you at sucking dick?
>Whats the best blowjob you've ever had?

I'm a virgin. Gaygen btfo.

>>7176657
I think you just explained LOTR fanfiction

>>7176654

gays cannot conceive

>>7176666
Depends on whether they're conceiving of an embryo or a plan/idea. I'm pretty sure gays can still do the former artificially, but the latter not so much.

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tfw the best blowjob ive ever had was by myself
tfw the only blowjobs i ever get are from myself
tfw the only cock i sucked was my own

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>>7176566
>tfw the married christian guy at work sets off your gaydar like none other.
he is so hot and i'd like to get on that but I seriously hope he's actually strait

>>7176703
Mirin flexibility.
I get asked a lot if I can suck my own dick (It's kinda long) but I'm super inflexible.

>>7176666
you are a perfect example of what I am talking about. So unable and impotent that you deny the whole possibility of making a difference

All the posters here are basically screaming for a supreme being such as myself to become their savior.

>>7176691

because you are lonely anon

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The guy I sucked off told me I am great at it yet he never called me back.

Shaking my head, familia.

>>7176722
>tfw no long dong

It's fucking unfair. One chance at life, and I get an average cock.

>>7176691
I think you just have to realize that love is more than a feeling. True love, in my view, can only occur when your values truly align with someone else's. "lol he's so hawwwt" isn't a foundation for any sort of meaningful relationship.

>>7176746
It's pretty much the only thing going for me, and It's not that big. lol

>>7176746
>"lol he's so hawwwt" isn't a foundation for any sort of meaningful relationship.
says you, but that's probably why I'm a certified caught in the act homewrecker

>>7176787
>Im an 8/10

Doubtful. Show us. Let us see if you are confident in your appearance or just arrogant.

>>7176797
Pretty sure that's the tranny shitposter.
Like a 2/10.

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>>7176746

>homosexuals
>love

I've never sucked cock but I'm so cock obsessed that I am convinced I would be amazing at it

I would go slow and worship the cock, it would be as much for my own pleasure as it is about pleasuring somebody else. I could spend an hour just laying in bed with a cock in my mouth and I would be the happiest I've ever been.

>tfw no social life and too shy to do meet ups

>he's a dog/cat owner
RED FLAG ALERT

>>7176815
Sucking cock is amazing but it depends on the cock you're sucking.

A cut cock I sucked was 1/10 at best. Another cock I sucked was uncut and hands down a 8/10.

2bh virgins are easily the worst posters

>>7176827
I agree, there are some dicks I wouldn't wanna put my mouth on at all, as desperate as I am. It's rare I find cut cocks that I am enticed by.

>>7176815
>I am convinced I would be amazing at it
Tbh, yours probably awful at it. It takes practice. Doubly so for bigger dicks.

That says finding a guy who will let you practice for hours a day shouldn't be hard.

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>qt sent me the work safe pics.

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>>7176868

>>7176852
>That says finding a guy who will let you practice for hours a day shouldn't be hard.
Actually this is the most difficult part. A lot of guys simply cannot handle someone practicing on them. Sure, in theory a lot of guys would be like "fuck yeah free blowjobs", but they'll still take control away from you during the blowjob because overwhelming majority of guys cannot stand losing control during blowjobs.

>>7176874
>losing control during blowjobs.
Guy has your cock down his throat. How much more in control can you be?
Just veg out and watch TV with a beer or two while he practices.

>>7176852
My technique would be really poor at first, yeah. I would learn fast as I would be completely okay with spending a fucking day with cock in my mouth though.

I'm not into skull-fucking though. It would a more sensual worship of your cock, I would cherish the taste, suck and kiss and slob all over it, sloppy and wet and messy. I would swallow everything, I've been so curious what it'd be like to swallow cum at peak libido levels, like any other fag I've had thoughts about swallowing my own cum as I masturbate then the moment you cum it's no longer a turn on, but being that turned on and receiving a thick load into your mouth, feeling it shoot down your throat...

I get so hard just thinking about it.

>>7176897
Again, finding guys who will do exactly that and not take control is a rarity.

>>7176902
>this is your brain on virginity™

>>7176914
>this is your brain on virginity™

So you're saying you don't want a desperate loser virgin that would worship your cock all day long?

(I'm a 6-7 on a scale)

>>7176955
>desperate loser virgin
2bh just go shoot up a school and be done with it no need to bite off any dicks

You're a 7 disaster on the richter scale haha.

>>7176868
>>7176873
f-fuck you

>>7176914
>control
You're still in control. lol
Sucking cock is pretty much the most submissive action a human being can take.

>>7176873
>fucking someone an aesthetic tier below you

>>7176962
I'm just saying, I would make your cock very happy with my mouth.

>>7176977
You're not getting it lol
I'm not saying the person getting head is entirely out of control, I'm saying they will take even more control of the situation by grabbing your head, forcing you down, handling their own cock, etc.
By the way, the most submissive act is bottoming.

>>7176566
I loved sucking my ex bf's cock. It was about 6 inches but girthy, hairy, with a big head and big pee hole.

>>7176987
Hopefully you'll find someone blind in the near future m8! :)

>>7176971
>f-fuck you
Maybe. Got pics?
>>7176981
Some people like fatties.

>>7176988
Maybe. I think letting yourself be caged it probably a step further then bottoming. Or maybe being a cash fag.

>>7176997
I'm not that ugly, anon.

You wouldn't be turned on by me, but you wouldn't be ashamed either, unless you're a 10/10, then yeah people would wonder why you're settling for me. I'm moderately cute.

I'll suck the dick of a person with 20/20 vision one day just to prove you wrong.

Gaygen has reached maximum levels of faggotry I see.

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You're at the club and this girl slaps ur bottoms ass what do u do faggot?

>>7177015
>fatties
sweatpants guy > rodent in a jock strap.

>>7177021
2bh I'm already ashamed you exist.

>>7177033
Tell her she needs to lay off the steroids and that she looks disgusting. If she tries to attack me I pull my gun on her

Porn blog anon
Pls post your blog and your dick
Please

>>7177015
>fatties

Kill yourself you vapid, worthless trash.

>>7177042
What? He's a qt.
>>7177066
>Being self deprecating makes you shallow worthless trash.

>>7177062
No. It's too kinky. I'm ashamed.

>>7177094
>He's a qt
yeah sweatpants guy is 2bh
the other is pretty much a cheap escort

>>7177053
Uh oh, the pitbull she somehow managed to sneak inside leaps towards you before you can pull out your derringer and renders you immobile.
With one swift arm movement she throws the bottom over her nuke-ceps and struts away.

>>7177033
hope she has a strap on for me and my bf

>have gf for 6 yrs
>always wanted to suck cock
>find out about gloryholes nearby
>to afraid to catch anything

I seriously want to give it a try, but im too afraid of catching something from someone. Theres one gloryhole near a college but im too afraid it will be too full of old creepy dudes wanting to get sucked.

Im pretty sure i know how to identify rashes and shit on dicks but im still not positive. Am 2 spookd and want to keep it confidential

>>7177108
phew, got rid of that aids ridden bottom slut
thank you muscle woman & sidekick mr worldwide

>>7177115
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/grindr/
i literally do not know how you've not accidentally killed yourself so far in life

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>>7176566
how do you git gud at sucking dick?

what is the loomis of dick sucking?

Bisexuals? Nah, not a fan.

Bisexuals? Yeah, big fan.

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>>7177139
Being able to appreciate the best of both sides is truly a delight

>>7177146
Oh no I don't give a fuck about that shit I just love married dick.

>>7177154
well look whos not getting d tonight

>>7177139
Same.
>tfw no bisexual bf to tag team sloots and twinks with.

>>7177185
Sorry whoever you were about to hook up with flaked on you, maybe next time! :)

i cant enjoy bjs. it jist feels like something wet and sloppy, now I have to clean my penis.

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>>7177204
>implying i would get that far

I want a dorky guy that gets addicted to me and wants to cuddle all the time

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Howdy everyone.

>>7177229
You'll get even further in the near future bud, chin up
unless you dont have a chin in that case nose up, life gets mediocre

>>7177235
same but also hes a med student and pushes me away sometimes and i have to earn back his love through food and teasing

>>7177220
I could see that. A lot of bad bjs are like that.

>>7177235
Hook up told me I'm a cuddle addict.
I might actually be sex as a way to feed my habit.

>>7177220
>not liking that sucked dick feeling of having saliva on your cock
I don't know why but after getting bj the skin on my dick feel really smooth and I like it

>>7177275
probably because your dick at that point is coated with the cum of that sluts father

>>7177243
Hi fatty

>>7176873
>>7176868
I thought you said you were fat and hairy??

>>7177294

Hey anon. How are you today?

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>tfw no male significant other

>tfw no one to tease who just takes it and then later on in the day relentlessly fucks me

>>7177318
Wonder if guys like this know how cute they are

>>7177304
Relatively.
Disappointed?

>>7177335
guys like that are too busy sucking dick and getting paid for it to care about what some neckbeard thinks about him on a forum for Yugoslavian belly dancers

>>7177335
Of course he does. He's even holding a puppy.

>>7177339
RELATIVE TO WHO
AN ANOREXIC NAKED MOLE RAT?

>>7177314
Fine. How are you?

>>7177289
what a sassy black woman you are

do you feel respectable for making such a horrible post?

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>>7177362

Can't complain I guess

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>>7177386
Tell me a bedtime story

>>7177365
yeah I do thank u bb :)

>>7177257
I fucking hate when hook ups want to cuddle and shit after sex. Literally makes me feel so gross about the whole situation. Getting cuddled by the old, fat guy who just nut in you is a very sobering experience once your boner has gone.

>>7177339
Yes and no. I think I need to see more pictures to decide. And link me your porn site while you're at it.

>>7177426
post-nut everyone drops attractiveness levels

>>7176737

you weren't that great, i lied

>>7177413
I wasnt complementing you

It matters not, you will learn a lesson once you grow up

>>7177457
*giggles*

>>7177426
>Getting cuddled by the old, fat guy who just nut in you is a very sobering experience once your boner has gone.
That's horrifying.
Why would you hook up with anyone like that?
Like fuck.
You could just fap at home, instead.
>>7177433
Truth. But why give them the time of day if they're not up to your standard?

>>7177353
Old me. I've been bulking for years now.
I can't remember the last time I saw abs.

>>7177432
Post your kinks and I'll see if it's the porn for you.

>>7177463
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*

what now Giggles?

>>7177473
desperation is a bitch
always seems like such a great idea in the moment though

>>7177480
>Old me
hotter now, barely look like you're bulking though

>>7177486
*chuckles*
come back when you've gained any sort of originality bitch
*touches pee hole*
*shrinks*
*runs away laughing*

>>7177473
>Why would you hook up with anyone like that?
because dom, old, fat men degrading me and spaffing on my face really gets me going

only bf cute guys my age tho who i don't mind cuddling with. but hook ups are hook ups and creepy, lonely old dudes should respect that.

>>7177386
>>7177410
;___;

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>>7177507

I don't know any, sorry.

>>7177520
I forgive you if I get cuddles

>tfw life is getting better
>actually have somewhat of a purpose
>tfw dating is horrible, guys on my apparent tier are lazy and for some reason I can't stand that anymore
2bh when are they coming out with new fleshjacks

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>>7177528

I'm sick at the moment so no can do but you can set up a cuddlr account. :p

>>7177497
How could I come back when I'm still here right?

Childish loser

>>7177555
;_________;


meanie

>>7177489
Thanks bb. I've come a long way got a long way to go.

>>7177502
Doesn't seem like a problem with cuddling, so much as it isn't compatible with your fetish.

>>7177647
Haha sucker that post exists.

>>7888888 See.

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>have trans feels
>think that if I become a masculine gay top it will satisfy my dysphoria and validate my masculinity
>had sex already and it didn't work
>mfw

What now

>>7176995

You make me want to face fuck you anon.

>>7177663 I'll rephrase: I wonder what will happen when a quoted post comes into existence. Will the link become un-crossed out?

>>7177777 is /lgbt/'s first meme

>>7177717
jesus christ you tell us this exact same story every fucking day. No body cares. The only reason I'm giving you a (you) is because it's a sweet palindrome get.

>>7176566

I've been told at least by one guy that I blew awhile back that I gave good head, been awhile since I've sucked dick since then.

>>7177550
After a 5 year depression and gaining a good portion of weight I had lost, I realized that the main source of my stress and pain was people. Trying to have friends and trying to find love took a heavy toll on me. 3 months ago I decided to cut everyone out of my life. Closed my social media, stop answering calls/texts(which felt bad at first but worth it). My life has improved so much and I have time to think of myself. I'm already down 37 pounds(50 more to go).

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>wind up fucking ex
>again

Why am I like this

>>7177784
Good for you, anon

>>7177722
do it :)

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>>7177600

I mean if you enjoy cuddles from a soft fatty then I suppose I can.

>>7177784
that's brutal. I'm glad you're feeling better but I don't think that is a viable strategy for most people.

>>7177794
Well hey, if he's a good lay, then perhaps it's better than nothing. If he treats you like shit though, then yeah, what's wrong with you? Learn to control your urges, or get out there and find someone else to sate them on.

>>7177845
:D

>>7177825

Submissiveness and willingness make me even more aggressive anon.
You've been warned.

name one thing hotter than watching your bf top someone else

>>7177919
Fireplace, furnace, lava, lizards in the sun, a cup of tea...

>>7177919
fucking your bf

>>7177919
bf getting topped while he's sucking muh dyyyyq

>>7177919

Not being a cuck

My partner says I suck like a vacuum, wich makes me kind of proud. Its just that giving a blowjob seems way to overrated. It's like licking an unflavored sausage.

I never recived a blowjob

>>7177941
>>7177927
boring

>>7177928
that's hot too

>>7177919
having your bf come home desperate to split you in two while you're on an important call with a qt from work

>>7177944
>I never recived a blowjob
wow I feel sorry for you. sounds like you and your partner have lame sex.

>>7177919

Locking your bf up in chastity for a few weeks, then taking him out of chastity and edge him for awhile then put him back into chastity without letting him cum.

>>7177944
>My partner
>I never recived a blowjob
?????
???????
?????

>>7177866
The reason we broke up is kind of complicated and neither of us were fully in the right or fully in the wrong. Some other stuff was contributing to it, but I was scared of how serious we were getting and he started pulling away from me for some reason. We never talked about why he did that because neither of us are good at communicating our feelings verbally when it comes to relationships.

The sex is great, but it's not what it was since he shuts down and withdraws from me every time. When we were together, it was the opposite. I think part of my problem is I want to recapture it so bad. It makes me feel like a goddamn junkie. I just want to see him react like he used to, but no matter what I do he won't.

>>7177978
feels good to not be an emotional disaster

>>7177033
This girl is basically my sister's fapping material.

>>7177977
He says my dick isn't big enough for him be enjoyable

>>7178012
That's gotta hurt.

>>7178012
???
is he developmentally challenged

>>7176787
>it's a normie roleplaying as though they have a personality episode

>>7178012

That's kind of a dick move, even if I was mostly the top in a relationship, I would still give my partner blowjobs and let them top me if they wanted.

>>7177978
a.) why not just talk to him
b.) if he's not responding how is the sex still good

>>7178012
that's hot

>>7178042
I mean, it's not even constant BJ demands, anon has NEVER had a blowjob. Like, that's not "kind of a dick move" it's some next level cuntery.

>>7178042
>>7178018
I can't force him to suck me off

Best blow job I ever received was from a married psychologist I was seeing. He was a little weird (I had to take my glasses off before going into his house) but one day he knelt in front of me and sucked my cock so well my legs buckled.

Then he lay me on my shoulders and jackhammer fucked my ass. Was a great afternoon.

>>7178063
& he cant force you either,
you can dump his ass & find you someone who will suck you to completion though

>>7178058

Well I could understand in a hookup or non-bf type situation, in those cases most guys are pretty selfish and usually don't readily reciprocate, but if your bf won't give you head if you want to try receiving then he's being a selfish asshole.

>>7178078
Yeah, completely agree.

>>7177985
I wish I could say the same but I don't know how to fix it. I don't know if I can fix it. It's been a year and I thought I had gotten over it, but having to work with him has brought it all back.

>>7178050
I was the one who broke the relationship off in the end. He doesn't trust people easily and can't stand to feel like he's being vulnerable around someone. So I basically screwed everything up by hurting him. I don't know if talking would help. He probably wouldn't listen and the damage is done.

It's not that he's not responding. He's not as responsive as he used to be because he's holding himself back. He won't let himself make any noise and most of the time his eyes or closed or he won't look at me. I miss feeling like I'm taking him apart and putting him back together. Now we just hate fuck.

>>7178063
>implying

>>7178104
You can fix it, you don't want to because fixing it means losing him.

>>7178068
>>7178078
I'm oddly enough fine with not getting sucked; probably because of my low libido. And no, I won't risk my boyfriend over fetish discrepancies

>>7177919
Topping the guy topping my bf.

>>7178117
Deload and work on form. Just think of the juicy ass gains.

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I really want to get fucked but it's late and I have class tomorrow at 9am. I should probably stop watching this swingers documentary.

>>7178198
get fucked an hour before class

>>7178144
ur life not mine

>>7178051
Agreed. Small penis humiliation is my fetish.

>>7178206
no one's gonna want to fuck me at 6am. It's now or never.

>>7178216
nah i got fucked at 5am one time and a week later at 2pm so like
just get fucked if you want it
time is eternal but so is cocklust

>>7178119
If that's what it takes then you're right, I'd rather stay messed up. I thought I was doing the right thing, but I miss him so much.

>>7178221
this is frustrating. I can't wait until next friday when I'll be banging my future bf for the first time. I hope he's a vers top.

>>7178214
how much volume are you doing on squats/deadlift days?

I try to keep accessories to a minimum if im doing both squats and deadlifts on the same day

>>7178227
Sorry anon.

>>7178231
I hope he fucks you into another universe and you lose all cognitive function 2bh

>tfw first got horny to vegeta

>>7178249
yeah me too. I hope he has a nice thick 5.5 inch cock and he can hit my prostate just right.

>>7176566

I've never given or received one before.

>>7178343
let's change that idiot

>>7177777

>>7178343
join the club

>>7178360

Okay.

>>7178383

Joined.

>>7176566
breddy gud by some guy, he said I made him discover new feelings
I always left his house feeling gross
im a top btw

John Wayne is the best song on Joanne

>>7176659
>gay
>virgin
are you 7?

no, literally tho, its scary how many gay people had sex at a very very young age. I know very few gays and a lot of them had sex at <14 or were raped by older men

its such a turn off when fucking, it makes me want to cuddle them and never have sex again

Has anyone here had an eating disorder or pattern of unhealthy eating habits? Apparently the rates are pretty high among gay guys but I suspect it's mainly the young yaskween normies

>>7178249
I guess I'm to blame. I just keep thinking about how it was before (outside of sex too) and hating myself for letting it get this way. I can't go back but I feel as if I can't move forward and it sucks.

>>7176691
there's a difference between love and lust, anon.

>>7178568
Maybe not an eating disorder but an inclination to eat good so that I don't get fat and I can keep a good body. There's the argument that gays are categorized based on their looks and everyone wants to be a young twink or muscular masc and get laid. Don't buy into stereotypes and just be healthy

>>7178561
>when fucking
are you literally asking them when they lost their virginity as you're fucking them
idgi

>>7178568
no desu but i love malasadas

>>7178569
you're hanging off a cliff and holding on to him at the same time
you can keep having visions of the past but eventually your arm will give up

>>7178640
I, personally, try to get to know a person before I fuck'em

knowing how they possibly got to be this way makes me uncomfortable

>>7178558
But that's not Angel Down

>>7178689
your wording was funny, thats all
why does it make you uncomfortable, everyone has a backstory, majority unsavory

>>7178343
Hey same

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>>7178640
>tfw you weren't a cute enough as a kid to be molested

>>7178640
Yeah, I know. I think it might be easier to make a clean break if sometimes I didn't swear it seemed like he wanted to try again too. But he's so distant most of the time I wonder if I'm imagining it.

>>7178703
I too was making a joke
but im actually a gentleman irl so

cus im not that into fucking, I dont get that "yeah, you like that? bitch" feeling
I get off by thinking "I want to do my best to make this person feel good"

why? years of social anxiety I think
the gentleman part too, im too anxious to be rude

I'm a top but I've yet to get my penis to be stiff enough to go in

How do I stay hard?

>>7178278
Humorous.

>>7179456
Also somewhat humorous.

>>7179456
relax probably

but that's always the answer given to my problem and it's never helped, so maybe forget it.

I can stay hard, but I can't cum with another guy. I'm guessing it's because of too much fapping

Why are straight people so disgusted by us? I just had a conversation with a friend about how she thinks gay and bi people are gross. I asked why and the only answer she could come up with was "because I just think it's disgusting".

I just don't get it. She knows I'm gay and she said she was telling me bc we r good friends. What?? I'm gay and she tells me how disgusted she is by gays.

How can she not see how fucked that is? I tried explaining how it's a cultural/societal thing ingrained into her all her life but she said no she just finds it gross.

I mean I understand that people are assholes and judgmental by nature. That we're all selfish and don't really care for others that aren't within our group of friends/senpai and even then.

But still. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only decent person alive. The only one who won't instantly dislike someone for something they can't control. The only one that's chill enough to just let people be who they're gonna be. I know that's not true I'm not perfect by any means. But idk.

I just wanted to vent

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>I want to find a BF
>I shut the fuck down in a social situation involving more than 2 people
should i just neck myself

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>>7179630
There are people in this world who, if they knew you loved men, would put their hands on you, and not stop until either one of you were not able to move. That's reality. Some people hate us that much.
If someone says I'm disgusting, they can go fuck themselves. I don't care. Other people will support me.

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>>7179643
>being so much of a dramatic queen that you refuse to go out of your comfort zone
I met my first bf at a party and a lot of the other boys I talked to I met at youth centers
and introvert boys are out there mane

>>7179456
be gay

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>>7179653
>refuse to go out of my comfort zone
I've tried so many times, either everyone else just ignores me or I don't even bother saying anything because I don't have anything I wanna talk about

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>>7179673
>he thinks that he is entitled to everyone's time
>he doesn't even have interest in social interaction
nigga, if i think you're cute, i will FIND something to talk about. idgaf a fuck what about
when i'm on the receiving end of that shit it's very endearing, the worst someone can tell you to do is fuck off. grow some nuts my mane
if you don't want to talk to people, then don't, and be lonely

>>7179648
Yeah I know. It just seems that it's not some people but all people who are disgusted by it.

At least all people in my life that aren't gay themselves. And sometimes even them.

>>7179692
It is what it is.

It's not my strongest skill. Most of the time I usually just jack a guy off and let him cum in my mouth.

I'm a maestro at penis suckery.

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>>7179690
>the worst someone can tell you to do is fuck off
i literally can't handle that
i'm so afraid of rejection that i don't post on websites with username policies because i'm afraid people there will start to hate me

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>>7176566
>How good are you at sucking dick?

Bad.
I'm a size queen but I have a small mouth and big teeth.
I can't deep throat without gagging.
Most guys just turn me over and fuck my ass rather than get scraped by my giant incisors.
>Why even live?
Well, the ass-fucking is great actually.

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>>7179752
because you have no sense of self worth. nobody really wants to deal with that. you have to figure out your depression somehow. until you do most people are gonna give you a glance and move on

>>7179755
My problem exactly.

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>>7179802
>i can't even figure out when my depression started

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Eurogays are lucky. They get to be raped and bred by arab qts

>>7179755
>>7179814
I've got a fwb like you.
Except he's too afraid to bottom.

He cooks and gives back massages though. Which does a lot to help with frustration.

>>7179862
it is the duty of all good goys to assist mahmoud during a sexual emergency.
>>7179752
create throwaways and just try shit.
view failure not as a rejection of yourself, but as a vetting process for different social strategies.

>>7179862
How low are your standards to find those things attractive?

>>7179928
I don't even know what to sign up for, i don't really have any interests

>>7178713

Virgin too?

>>7179630

I'm sorry that happened to you. I don't think you're disgusting.

>>7179742

Haha.

>bottoms who don't like getting their dicks sucked

absolutely disgusting desu

>>7180145
Fuck this is me.

>>7180056
i find it hard to believe you truly have no interests, you just might not know what they are yet. i used to be like that and if i hadn't found /ic/ i probably still would.
as far as improving socially goes, make people your interest. enter conversations with complete randos and make it your goal to learn something about them.

>>7180145
sucking dick is a major turn on, just the thought of pleasing a guy like that is pretty much an instaboner
but the idea of getting my dick sucked does nothing for me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

t. virgin

>>7180145
>Bottom
>Even having a dick
What's the point?

>>7180150
>>7180186

Trannies desu

>>7180205

desu if you're eating his ass and you don't lick up his cock, over his taint and then into his his butthole youre failing as a top

>>7180150
get at me

t. """"straight"""" guy

>>7180186
>getting my dick sucked does nothing for me
Yeah I used to be the same as a virgin. And even now just thinking about my dick getting sucked doesn't get me going. But just because the thought of it doesn't get me randy doesn't mean that it doesn't feel well good. Honestly, one good blowjob can change your life. Never refuse one if someone offers.

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>>7180218
;)

>>7180599
i have no doubt getting one would be enjoyable, that's what we're programmed for after all. i think my brain is just broken because people doing good things for me just makes me feel weird. i don't even like getting gifts or birthday presents.

>>7180748
Give it 5 years and you'll be surprised how much your sexual tastes have changed as you become more experienced and figure out what feels good and you lose your hang ups about sex. Honestly, just accept that you know absolutely nothing about sex. At the moment I'm worried that your preconceptions about sex are going to limit you.

What is a good date? Going out for dinner always makes me feel full and un-sexy and going to bars makes me drunk and handsy. Coffee is over in less than an hour. You don't get to talk in a movie. Crazy golf, ice skating, and bowling are all very "high school".

Whats the best website to find people to jack off with on cam? I get paranoid with Skype. Is it chat roulette ?

>>7180837
coffee doesnt end in an hour if you actually like each other

>>7180012

If anything, it shows how mentally ill LGBT+ people in the US are compared to those in Europe.

>>7180837
Anything can be a good date if the chemistry is there quite frankly. Focus less on the location and more about how you fucked up your dates thus far.
Ice skating sounds like a cute date :3

>>7181401
I have great dates andI have bad dates. The situation is never usually an issue. You're right about the chemistry. However, I've met a boy who I have grwat chemistry with. We've been on two dates so far. The first was drinks and the second was dinner. We've got coffee planned for tomorrow. But I really want to wow him with an amazing date but I'm poor and lacking in creativity. I was thinking I could cook him dinner but he already suggested that he wants to do that for me.

Ice skating isn't cute it's lame as fuck and I'm not 14.

>>7181515
Ice skating is pretty cute, but I can see why you've had bad dates desu, you're boring as fuck~

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>>7176566
I love sucking dick, but I'm pretty sure I'm bad at it.
>>7176616
this gives me hope that just because I couldn't make him cum in my mouth, I wasn't necessarily the worst.
I just don't have enough experience, I think.
Is there a way to get better at making sure you don't let your teeth scrape his dick?

>>7181525
wtf I'm not boring you dick. You're just basic af. There is nothing appealing or romantic about sliding around in circles in a cold warehouse in uncomfy plastic shoes with trashy pop music blaring and a whole bunch of kids being dicks.

How can I meet other cool gays in NYC? There's supposedly a lot of them over there but I'm not from there so idk do I just go to gay bars and talk to random people about their lives ?

I hate gay bars tho so if there are other ways I'd like to hear them.

>>7181554
>NYC
>east coast gay mecca
>still can't meet gay men
get a membership at a fucking gay spa
join an amateur theater troupe
go to concerts/shows where a high number of gays are likely to show
hang out at coffee shops with a rainbow button on your backpack or rainbow sticker on your laptop

NYC is easy mode

>>7180066
Yeah I am

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>>7180012
How high are your standards that you think they're not qt?

>>7181541
>basic af
Even your insults are boring. Hopefully your qt never finds out how boring you truly are.

>>7181554
Walk into any starbucks with an HIV+ button, and you'll meet plenty of cool gays, no lie.

>>7181585
>the one on the right
want him to eat me out all night desu

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kebabs are beautiful

>>7181589
>it's another "feelgood tries to get anons to fuck sand niggers" episode...again

>>7181619
>>>/mascgen/

>>7181623

What does mascgen have to do with feelgood being a little race mixer?

>inb4 a 30 page essay on why gaygen should love brown and black dick

>>7181629
Take your drama with whomever the fuck to the actual dramagen aka mascgen, thank you very much.

>>7181631
>gaygen not being the general of drama

Lol you newfags have no idea

>>7181635
We've outsourced everything to mascgen, please follow new rules senile old man.

>>7181638

Maki pls go

>>7181643
True.

>>7181648
Guess again.

>>7181650

Feelgood pls go. Nobody wants to hear about your pussy lifting stats. Dyel bitch

>>7181656
Guess again, or do you only know meme posters?

>>7181661
>gaygen not filled with only meme posters

>>7181665
I'm not a meme poster though, and neither are you. Wake up.

>>7181576
>>7181576
>Gay spa
Sounds too gay desu

>theater group
I'm not into acting, that doesn't sound fun

>faggy lady Gaga concerts
No thank you

>coffee
I actually can't drink coffee, it always gives me a headache. I don't own any rainbow stickers. I guess I could get one and just walk around or something but idk that seems stupid to me. It seems cringey that I have to announce to the world "hey I'm a faggot!" With a rainbow bracelet or something.

And even if I wore one of those would anyone really come up and talk to me? Is that all it takes ? I also don't live in the city and train tickets are expensive so I'd only be able to go once in a while. Gay Mecca don't mean shit if you're poor and don't even live there

>>7181722
gays are at all concerts
only preteen gays are at gaga ones

desu you sound like a disaster tho

>>7181729
Oh I am :/

Curious what in that posts makes me seem like a disaster tho ?

>>7181745
there are red flags all over your comment 2bh

>>7181754
agree

>>7181754
Ok but name them tho. I'm looking for help not condescension.

>>7180218
Bottoms exist to be cocksleves for dominant men.
Just use and abuse them and have them thank you for it.

>>7181764
>insecure sexuality
>dismissive of nearly everything
>shit diet
>poor
>inconsistent way of typing

literally just a red flag factory at that point m8

>>7181771
>has never had satisfying sex in years

>>7181629
I saw a sticker on the way to work today that said "multiculturalism is genocide".

Quite interesting.

>>7181631
>thinks mascgen is full of drama
>implying /gg doesn't have drama
wow... didn't realize there's alot of newfag lately

>>7181816
>>>/trash/
stay there please old man

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>>7181816
>literally so melodramatic that they started their own general which consists of nothing but avatarfagging while constantly mentioning gaygen because mascgen has no substance of it's own and exists solely out of spite even though all the posters still post here
>not full of drama

>>7181830
I mean, I can't even argue with those facts 2bh

>tfw will die a kissless, hugless virgin
>will never be the qt trap

y even liv

>>7181830
>the only time that general is relevant is when they accuse every poster of being a tranny
>the moment the tranny stops posting three posts a day

Ive been told I'm really good at blow jobs

Why the hell do all the older guys on Grindr call me bud?

>>7181876
I can change that fo--
>qt trap
dropped

>>7181876
even the qtest of traps can't trap after 25 anon
at least you won't be jilted from your innocent girly fun life

>>7181785
>>7181785
Lol I think you have to lighten up a bit, you seem to be reading too much into my post. For example:

>Insecure sexuality
Why? Cause I use the words fag and gay as a light hearted insult ? I'm pretty secure in my homo-ness thank you.

>Dismissive
I was dismissive of your suggestions bc those aren't things I'd be interested in. Maybe you could try and change my mind on some of them if you want to keep the conversation going or give me other suggestions if you have any

>shit diet
Cause I can't stomach coffee? Lol. I literally always get a headache after drinking coffee. I know most people love coffee and think it's weird that I don't/can't drink it but idk what to tell you it's just how my body reacts

>poor
Sure I guess this could be a red flag. I've been on the poor end my entire life so it doesn't bother me too much but I understand if someone who has more money or hasn't been poor can see that as a red flag. Class differences are real and it can probably be difficult to date someone who's far below you financially.

>inconsistent way of typing
Kek. I mean I'm on 4chan on my phone while also hanging at my cousins house I'm not exactly trying to think out all of my sentences so they're proper or grammatically correct or whatever.

I'm really just bored and was hoping someone could give me some advice on where to meet people in the city on a limited budget. Your ideas weren't my cup of tea although I might actually get a rainbow something cause nobody ever seems to know I'm gay no matter how hard I try to flirt lol

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>>7181886
that's just something old men do pal

>>7181905
>

Why is gaygen so salty at mascgen?
Sour grapes?

>>7181932
>>>/mascgen/
go back to replying to avatarfag thank u

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>>7181929
It kind of weirds me out for some reason

It's like if hulk Hogan was on grindr and was opening up with "want to suck my dick brother" "you're pretty sexy brother; let me see that ass brother"

>>7181947
he'd probably do exactly that 2bh and it's hysterical

the problem is different here in canada where effectively everyone is calling each other bud guy friend pal dude bro

>>7181959
South in burgerstan it's only 40 year old married guys who say that on there.

>>7181935
Lol I get that you're upset. I just want to know why.

>>7181905
haha you literally just proved that anon's point

>>7181993
pls stop shitting up this gen because your gen gets no replies when trannyposter isn't memeing

>>7181929
>red flags

I honestly don't see what's so terrible about me, I guess that's a red flag in itself.

But anyways my lesbo friend said she'd give me a rainbow bracelet, maybe it'll open up new opportunities with qt guys. Thanks senpai.

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I made fleeting eye contact with a qt redhead today

>>7182025
the fact that you're so defensive and obtuse with the need to extensively refute everything that anyone points out is wrong with you makes you come across as incredibly socially inept.
Just say "fuck off ur wrong m8" or "shit 2bf I'm a bit of a spastic"

>>7182025
hopefully something works out soon before you start shooting up schools

>>7182033
it was me i just had something in my eye

When did you lose your virginity gaygen? 12 for me.

>>7182039
16

>>7182019
It's it masc a man dude dumped you? Or do they just generally not find you attractive?

>>7182039
If you got molested does it count?

>>7182052
see >>7182019

>>7182039
18

>tfw life is looking up
>everything is going pretty great, working out more, work is getting much better, learning a lot, feel accomplished
>get a good nights sleep, literally wake up feeling refreshed as fuck
>get call
>family member died
>day later
>get call
>another family member in hospital

fantastic

>>7182187
Have you even held hands with a guy in public yet? SLUT WHORE

>>7182202
Idk. Hard to believe with people like irish posting here.

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>>7182217

>>7182202
>>7182059
So it is sour grapes.
Nobody gets this butt hurt at femgen. Lol

>>7182229
femgen was created because there are plenty of fems on /lgbt/
mascgen was explicitly created because some fat avatarposter got mad gg was making fun of him for being a fag
but ok sis

>>7182229
It's because until recently mascgen wouldn't shut the fuck up about how great their gen was in this thread and would constantly try to say it was so much better, people actually went there and quickly figured out that was never the case, but that hasn't stopped the few that were angry and spiteful at gaygen for once liking/being twinks (can you even post a twink in this thread these days without someone asserting how masc guys are better?) from constantly shilling their shitty general.

>>7182034
Well I am socially inept but I was just really bored at my cousins house and thought this could fill time desu. I legit couldn't care less what that anon or anyone here thinks.

>>7182039
22. I was late, missed out on all the hot teen sex I coulda have.

>>7182235

Old femgen was nice before the trannies ruined it. I don't get the point of mascgen honestly. It's just /hm/ & /fit/ lite.

gg will always be the better general.

>>7182253
bruh are you the wizzy from like, 2013?
I saw Senpai and Clownsoes here too.
How many oldfag namefags are still here?

>>7182262

I don't care for the overly try hard masc posters there.

>>7182278

Yep. I don't post much these days.

>start dating best friend back in August
>neither of us are really super out yet so we decide to keep it from our friends until we're comfortable
>few months go by
>spend basically every damn moment we're not with friends together
>nearly get caught sneaking around few times
>finally decide to be honest and tell them
>expecting this big shit storm for keeping secrets
>apparently it was obvious and has been obvious for ages
>they all knew what we were doing those times we nearly got caught or were spending time together just the two of us
>one friend guessed I liked him when they saw me "eye banging the shit out of him" from across the room when I was drunk at a party and it became common knowledge from there
>they have been guessing behind our backs for months

I don't know if I should be relieved or embarrassed as fuck

>>7182253
It's not even that, it's literally just one guy posting images he saves from /hm/, this thread, and /fit/ and then posts them there while talking about feminism or how his day went.
No reason for it to exist, most actually masc guys just post here like the rest of us in peace desu, the only reason mascgen ever gets posts other than mentioned guy is when gg needs a new thread and someone is lazy.

>tfw closeted and in a relationship
I just want to smash some twink ass

>>7182309
Relieved.
They knew what you were doing but were cool with it, and respected your boundaries enough to not bring it up.

New thread dudes

>>7182403

>>7182392
What

>>7182309
>embarrassed
Over what? Did they catch you two injecting semen into each other and forget to leave that part out of the story?