Happiness Edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No drama
>No *actions*
>no autistic arguments
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>>7174222
Post your favorite trip ships
http://www.strawpoll.me/11586058
http://www.strawpoll.me/11586058
wee woo wee woo
i suck dicks
>>7175086
Ty ty Sass, it's one of my favourite pastas
>>7175092
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11586058
>tfw
that depressed me more than it should have
>>7175091
sarah and cokeanon
>>7175091
AliceXLissy
>>7175090
that's not very nice, i can only hope you improve yourself in time and realize the wrong in your actions.
>>7175091
drakeposter and sheen
>>7175099
Sarah is the worst samefag ever, she never bothers to change the filenames, and she can't even change her writing style enough for people not to notice it's her anyway.
>>7175091
maeve and that person taht posts about them a lot
Does lowering your T also lower your appetite? I've been noticing I'm full a lot quicker, which is a big positive for me since I'm overweight.
>>7175106
Because she's not faking being insane, so when she anon posts as an insane person nothing changes.
>>7175077
thread reminder that tomoko with her hair in a ponytail is best tomoko
>>7175091
emily and smiles
let's be honest, they've probably kissed
>>7175092
ouch
>>7175092
wtf who here has a gf?
>>7175111
I want a ponytail like that, I can kinda achieve it I think, except my hair is so damn knotty.
>>7175113
No, I don't wanna go to jail.
>>7175116
some fucking straight normie lurker
>>7175091
>>7175101
I second this
>>7175115
desu what's pathetic is the lengths she went to to hide it.
>>7175091
*covers mouth
"snickerdoodle x nep is pretty great"
who said that?
>>7175119
>No, I don't wanna go to jail.
just kiss her platonically (but passionately) then
>>7175126
Snick Snicks x Me is my dream, but I will never be so lucky
>>7175127
idk that still feels kinda wrong. I don't really do kisses.
>>7175121
<3 qt
>>7175126
>"snickerdoodle x nep is pretty great"
i bet you'd make evangeline watch while wearing some kind of chastity device too
you sick freak
>>7175091
Kit x Basic
>tfw Sass is so late in replying she posts after threads are over
All my beautiful replies and copypasta will never be read.
If any of you are still in school, what's your major? Mines marine biology.
Is where any truth to what Sertii was saying about eating at a caloric deficit permanently impeding breast development?
I've been trying to lose weight because I know it's harder on HRT, but should I be gaining it while on?
I don't want to impede my future mega milkers.
>>7175140
I want Cooking Class with Sass!
>>7175142
Holy shit Dishonored 2 is releasing in 5 days :3
>>7175142
>inb4 20 compsci
>>7175142
Gender studies
>>7175140
Its ok Sass. Sass x all big dicks is my new otp
>>7175143
Yes. You can't grow when you're on an energy deficient this shit is a second puberty. Also breasts are madeup of a significant amount of breast tissue.
please tell me it's a sensible calorie deficient diet and not some ridiculous 800cal a day bullshit
>>7175149
good meme
>>7175147
Oh my, I completely forgot about it, I'm gonna have to play as Emily I guess :P
>>7175149
you're still in middle school you shitlord
>>7175064
Every kid today is "suicidal" and "depressed" over every little thing and they all blow shit out of proportion when shit gets tough, you are no exception. If your life was SO BAD and If you REALLY wanted to kill yourself you'd have fucking done it, you wouldn't be sitting on an image board or stressing people the fuck out or worrying people sick with threats and half-assed attempts. if your situation was so terrible and hopeless CPS would NOT have turned you down or blown it off and give you "oh we'll call you back" like you claimed, there would have been a full investigation, they would have seen your supposedly destroyed room and found out about the hospital visit for the supposed abuse.
You're a fucking liar, and this is the worst part, if any of your shit was slightly true you absolutely have more than enough power to get out of it.
>>7175126
SnickXNeptunia is only real in your headcanon.
I bet you thought Harry was going to end up with Hermione.
>>7175156
idk dude australia is a complete shithole I can believe their cps is that bad
>>7175158
no, that's dumb
Hermione and Harry are just good friends
>>7175159
its ok no one likes me anyways
>>7175155
Actually I'm in highschool cuntlord.
>>7175150
>Sass is a size queen
Omg! You literally don't know who the fuck Sass is, do you?
How do I "be myself"? This is a serious question.
I don't know who myself even is anymore
>>7175156
If her life was as bad as she claims she wouldn't have access to the internet to whine and she certainly wouldn't be on mones.
>>7175166
sry i wanted to call you shitlord and thought it might be funnier if i said middle school
>>7175168
Not as well as I should :(
>>7175164
>Hermione and Harry are just good friends
Like you and Nep!
>Mfw
>>7175152
I just eat healthy and make sure I burn enough calories through exercise by the end of the day to have a 500 calorie deficit.
Rougly how long after starting HRT should I keep up eating more than I burn? I'm nowhere near the weight I want to be and don't want to gain anymore. I'm 200lbs and 6'3.
Is there a point where I can lose weight without impeding breast growth?
>>7175163
>idk dude australia is a complete shithole
actually, i think you'll find it has one of the highest HDIs in the world
HDI apparently doesn't take spoidah boites into consideration though
http://www.strawpoll.me/11577580
this is an important study please take your time answering
>>7175179
which is exactly why smiles is a fucking liar
>>7175169
>I don't know who myself even is anymore
>tfw you shitpost so much you don't even know what your real opinions are on things anymore
>>7175186
>tfw you shitpost so much you don't even know what your real opinions are on things anymore
are you me anon?
>>7175179
idc about hdi australia is fucking awful
im going to be so glad when the tsunamis and fires from global warming finally completely destroy that shitty island
>>7175175
>No middle school
But then, when do you learn to throw the boomerang and play the digeridoo?
When do you learn which parts of the Kangaroo are safe to eat?
When do you learn how to avoid eucalyptus forest fires and gf falling flaming branches from killing y?
When do you learn in the proper etiquette of swindle Abbos from their land?
>>7175174
why do you hurt me, Sass?
>>7175175
This would solve all my problems if I could find out. Then I could follow Chad's advice and just bee myself
>>7175178
Too many people are fake, or confused, or both I guess?
>>7175186
This. But also I feel like I'm experiencing a identity crisis. Like seriously who tf am I and what do I want with life?
>>7175189
>are you me anon?
I wondered how long it would take for you to figure out.
I'm just a manifestation of all your negative thoughts towards yourself. I bully you because that's what you think you deserve.
>>7175192
Hey we aren't that bad. Save you tsunami spawning hatred for nations that deserve it, like Saudi Arabia or North Korea.
>>7175193
>Abbos
God damn it, it's Abos. one b.
>>7175195
I'm just gonna keep on shitposting until I have an epiphany. Join me, senpai.
How do I try to look like a girl?
>>7175197
oh hi me, how are you going?
>>7175012
>>7175015
>>7175018
there's nothing wrong with a fetish collar...
http://pasteboard.co/nYj7DplRc.jpg
>>7175026
why is my blood practically purple compared to other peoples? I cut my hand open by accident on a nitrous binge and it reminded me again I should ask my doctor to test whether I'm anaemic, my blood is dark as fuck most of the time
>>7175200
set yourself on fire
>>7175203
But I did that and it didn't help
>>7175202
Please wear clothes.
>>7175199
i want those nations to die too though
>>7175176
>500cal diet
You're an anorexic and you're fucking stupid. That isn't how you lose weight.
>>7175204
okay let me do it for you my plane is boarding in 20 mins
>>7175207
But not Australia ;__; I live there pls
>>7175201
>oh hi me, how are you going?
I feel "okay" - that is to say, I feel slightly less than terrible right now.
But of course, you already knew that.
>>7175104
I'm not sure who does worse out of this ship
>>7175208
Not what I asked and not what I said. I said a 500 cal deficit, not diet.
>>7175208
>diet
>deficit
are you a fucking dumbass man?
i might wear soviet jackboots and an overcoat in daily life but goddammit i dont wear fetishist collars or chokers
>>7175210
God damn it!
This meme is silly
>>7175212
Wow I'm glad, what are you up to at this moment?
>>7175216
I'm not a shitlord ;_;
>>7175202
you're in your own room. When you go out in that shit to a public bathroom you're non-consensually involving vanillas in your scene and that's fucked up.
Hey everyone, good evening / morning depending where you are.
Who here has looked at themselves naked in a full body mirror? It's an interesting experience.
At first it was horrifying, and surprising in some parts I didn't know looked the way they looked, but eventually I grew accustomed to looking at my body.
Anyone care share their experience?
Or just tell me how your day was if the mirror thing isn't your cup of tea.
Do I still count as being a tranny stereotype if I'm doing a CS degree, but over time I've slowly grown to hate it and I wish I could change my major but I'm really close to graduating so I'm just gonna finish it so I can get my fucking degree and move on?
>>7175199
I'll probably shitpost until I die in that case. I'll overdose on shitposts and never find enlightenment
>>7175202
>there's nothing wrong with a fetish collar
T. Member of the uni fetish club
But anyway, how's life going for you? I don't see you here as often
>>7175218
In that case I must be misbehaved af because I plain don't socialise anymore.
>>7175223
how is it silly? I've had to spend $1400 dollars on flights the last 30 days alone
hi, i'm up.
i don't usually wake up this early
>>7175202
yes there is in that context robin
you are in your bedroom and i hope you wouldn't do that in public
>>7175218
>this projection
>>7175157
Metabolism is mostly a myth, unless you have rare metabolic conditions everyone has just about the same rules for calories, CICO
i just have shitty eating habits and if i'm not paying attention i'll randomly not eat for like 10-14 hours :/
so i binge eat instead which is kind of why i have nausea i'm pretty sure
it's so stupid lol, it doesn't even really count as an eating disorder it's just fucking ADHD
>no /mtfg/ discord
Y tho
but really gals help me i cant resist dressing like a communist and i live in capitalist land
>>7175231
Same, just keep on shitposting I say.
>>7175229
>tranny who hates life
yes you are a stereotype
>>7175229
What's wrong with CS and being a girl?
>>7175224
>Wow I'm glad, what are you up to at this moment?
Shitposting on the internet in order to pretend I have friends, and to try and stave off those inevitable dark thoughts that come to me when I'm alone.
>>7175232
For real though, I just want to know if there's a point when I can begin losing weight again without permanently impeding breast growth. I get that like, they'll be smaller if I lose weight but that's fine. I just don't want to damage them permanently.
I'm too big rn and don't really want to put off HRT for 6 months in order to lose weight.
>>7175245
I love this, it describes me so very well.
>>7175233
But you can't seem to find me :(
I'm very disappointed anon
>>7175239
i don't plan on stopping you.
everyone's culture needs to be challenged
>>7175239
just b urself
>>7175182
australia is good generally so a single persons experience is a lie because they dont fit the norm?
on my last post, here's a chart of somebody calculating their Calories In, Calories Out, according to 3500 calories = a pound which isn't even really that precise
even still, look how well the formula's prediction and the results match up, that's 45 days
>>7175236
there's lots
>>7175251
yeah sorry i always get there and try to find you but it gets too late and i have to catch my flight back
>>7175200
>How do I look like a girl?
You just have to, like, you know, whatever.
>>7175260
Can I call you Lisa from now on?
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all
>>7175257
Try harder!
>>7175260
I hate that episode
>>7175243
Well, I don't really have that much of a choice. I'm too depressed to leave my house most days, let alone get out of bed. And even if I wanted to socialise, I don't have my driver's license so I can't go out anyway.
>>7175225
>>7175235
eh I mean with something like that pic yeah it's explicitly sexual in nature but I don't think a more nondescript simple collar is really taboo, plenty of alternative folks wear collars as a fashion statement, I certainly wouldn't go around in my collar/cuffs combo in public unless it was a designated kink event lol
>>7175231
I'm doing alright
slowly making progress with healthcare stuff etc.
my dad hates me even more now I've come out to him and said he'd have preferred it if I'd told him I'd killed someone
>>7175267
just filter desu
>>7175249
>I love this, it describes me so very well.
A book made of glass, Emily.
A book made of glass.
>drunk at a party of very good friends i haven't seen in a long time
>friend pulls me aside to ask why I look so sad
>break down about my complete lack of self worth and how dysphoric some of the women were making me feel
>"dude you're so pretty, like seriously, and you're super cool, and I mean that. If you had a vagina I would be on you in a second"
>he thinks this helps
goddamnit why does well-meant advice and support have to be so bittersweet
are guys interested in boys who pretend to be girls ???
>>7175272
that sounds like it would be difficult to read in bed
my paper books are already too heavy to hold up long
>>7175272
You're so great anon. So funny, always make me laugh <3
>>7175276
So long as you act more girl than boy Im in.
>tfw no bf to feed me his cum
>>7175253
but im a racist tranny
>>7175252
i mean, look at the cute kids. theyre styling as fuck and i think the waisted greatcoats are cute :>
>>7175262
I guess so, it's nearly Lissy lol
>>7175266
Hate is a strong word anon. Why do you hate it so?
>>7175283
racism and communism are directly opposed so idk if you trolling or just stupid
>>7175227
I can barley look at myself in the mirror when clothed, let alone naked
and if I did I'd kill myself
so no
>>7175287
im not a communist i just think their threads are hot, buddy
pretty sure ruskies hated niggers tho, who dont
>>7175254
Except smiles is clearly lying about how bad her life is and makes shit up as she goes along, like CPS telling her they'd call her back on a fucking payphone or that they literally hung up on her on several occasions, and by the way, this was a few days after a hospital visit for her supposed abuse, which not only would be documented it would have also sparked an investigation by the police, so it's not like they looked into it and found nothing. The fact of the matter is that if she was battered and abused or actually intent on ending her life CPS wouldn't have ignored her as she claimed, and she never would have been released from the ward she was apparently placed in. Not to mention her fucking parents who are oh so terrible wouldn't be providing her with internet or paying for her HRT.
>>7175262
She plays the saxophone so yes.
>>7175284
>tfw pre-hrt trans girl and sociologist studying masters degree at prestigious university
i sorts of want to do my dissertation on ourselves before anybody catches up on my inherent bias (ie me being trans myself)
>>7175268
Well I'm glad to hear you're doing okay and about the Healthcare thing. Also what your dad said is upsetting but I guess try your best to ignore him and maybe focus on keeping contact with your mom and sister. He might come around eventually
>>7175269
It's chilled, I didn't really take offense or anything. I just need to vent sometimes
>>7175271
Thank you. Yeah I need to sort myself out but who knows how or when I'll do it I guess.
>>7175286
Awesome
>>7175293
Can she play the Saxamaphone for us?
>>7175300
I dunno maybe. She's played the saxamaphone for me~
i got the hrt effect timeline again.
looks like i'll be start going through serious changes in a month.
probably won't be drastic though
>>7175271
yeah, but you're still projecting your flaws onto others :P
>>7175289
I hope that gets better someday (´・ω・`)
It helps to remember that this body is just a vessel holding what your really are inside, time doesn't exist and every thing you experience is an illusion.
>>7175314
& since you yourself are the experience, you are the illusion.
if you aren't real, then neither is the world around you
>>7175309
thats just a guideline
estrogen pls
so wait i can't lose weight and also develop breast tissue?
>>7175323
>>7175320
Yeah, and if the world is an illusion and you are an illusion, you don't exist and you don't have to feel bad about your body :3
Buying gf, will pay for tittie skittles
>>7175327
but if the world is an illusion and your body is an illusion they're still just as real to you as they ever were as you're very much trapped inside that illusion. It's headfuckery that doesn't help you in any practical way.
>>7175326
Wow thanks
>>7175327
that's exactly what i said, but backwards.
....
i need to take my skittles.
brb
>>7175328
hiya
>>7175332
Idk it helps me sometimes. Nothing's real right? Only the now, and my now is just being and not caring about being.
>>7175334
Yeah I know, it's just that the "you don't have to care about your body" was implied in your post but I wanted to say it explicitly.
Also, I've seen you recently but this is the first time we've interacted I think. I'm inclined to ask, why the Japanese name handle?
>>7175339
Kit I swear to goodness, I flirt with you so many times in the morning that its silly. You're too cute and not supposed to take me up on my offer.
>>7175343
O-oh
well you're rly nice anon !!! i can't help it !
>>7175336
>>7175346
Are you really not on HRT little Kit? That sucks, you are so cute and girly now, I can't imagine how adorable you're gonna be in the future!
>>7175342
it's after a japanese doujin game character.
the blue cat.
>dey's all bois
>>7175349
oh im on hrt !! but like idk i just think its sweet of you to offer and you seem rly nice so !!!
i've been on hrt for like... 10 months now i think
>>7175354
that's good.
i was worried for a second
>>7175352
Oh and I guess the 電話 thing is to split between desktop and mobile?
I think 携帯 is better for that, maybe. 電話 is phone in general but mostly landline.
Anyway, cute cats :3
>>7175354
Oh wow, you must be really pretty. And yeah I just want to help girls be who they truly are, I want to believe that I can help people someday even though I most likely never will. :(
>>7175354
Hows Erin
>>7175354
I remember when you first started, Kit <3
>>7175360
yea, but i think i'm dropping the phone part
the one in the red leotard is a rabbit.
the pale one w/ the 90's hair is a pone.
only the blue one is a cat
Is it AGP to like girl tinklers?
>>7175365
They're soft and mushy so no
>>7175361
sweet gurk,
>>7175362
Erin is doing rly good !!
>>7175358
don't worry about me !!
>>7175361
well... im not so pretty but mb one day ! also that is rly nice of you anon, i'm sure you are helping a lot of people honestly. ur very nice
>>7175363
!! it feels like not so long ago honestly.
also ILU girls
I'm going to bed now, good night, /mtfg/.
>>7175368
*anon
fuck im tired
>>7175369
>tfw Erin doesn't say hi anymore
>>7175370
Nini
>>7175371
Are you a tranny or a chaser?
>>7175367
where is that toy from
>>7175375
>>7175364
I recognized the pone but I didn't realize that the red one was a rabbit, oops.
>>7175378
This doll costs 1000 dollary doos! also Halo
>>7175373
she misses you ! but shes not online rn
>>7175371
i'm not so much but thanks anon !! you rly made me feel so good about myself today
>>7175383
oh yeah I used to play that game with my brother a lot
I guess it is one of the marine guys
>>7175388
>guys
>>7175391
>bright red
>>7175393
good anon xe2
new buckley video.
it was so great
https://youtu.be/pQE-bI0GWbI
>tfw you trick people into thinking that you are a girl in a game
>>7175383
>tfw you will never get into bjd since trans stuff costs a ton
Someone repost the x-rays of brad/nikkys head
>>7175401
that probably kicks ass
>>7175401
one time I was playing a game and there was this person on mic asking if they sound like a boy or a girl. I said sounds like asian boy but they added me later and it turns out they were mtf so I felt bad.
also I'm always to scared to say I am a girl in games because I know people won't believe it or will ask for proof and call me a freak :<
>>7175392
Its cannonically female
>>7175395
>>7175402
Its a cloth doll
>>7175399
trips shouldn't get involved with anons
they're a lower breed
>>7175409
I know, it's super nice looking, it just reminded me of how my dreams of getting a at doll got crushed
>>7175409
I know it was just a reference.
>>7175413
I meant you two flirting. Kit is special.
>>7175413
you are nice thats what i means
>>7175415
who, the trips or the anons?
>>7175417
>>7175418
Bjds can cost like 100 dollars maxifyou're careful with clothing diy and lurking ebay
Drake
>>7175415
wtf is wrong with u anons are best
>>7175399
>>7175393
>>7175425
i guess i have given anons more replies than trips
>Tfw super sleepy
whyyy
>>7175430
have you had anything to eat lately?
if not, that might be why
>>7175436
i know why really, it's 'cos i woke up at midnight at it's nearly 3 in the afternoon now.
I fell asleep way too early yesterday.
But still... whyyyy
>>7175435
Come over and crash for free ;)
>>7175437
sounds like your body is after that thing we call 'beauty sleep'
>>7175424
The thing I would want to do is pretty expensive, I remember the people over at /toy/ told me I should be prepared to spend at least 1k on it. Can't do that until I'm healthy enough to work again.
My fiance is now my lesbian fiancee
>>7175092
I voted for gal
does liking femboys make u gay?
>>7175440
Well what is it?
>>7175449
Weren't you just posting yesterday that you're trutrans
>>7175077
add zeemaps to the OP, we need it to be updated more often
>>7175453
im asking for a friend
>>7175449
cute boys are best boys.
don't want them to have boobs though.
sorta kills the idea that they're boys
>>7175445
4 real or u troll
>>7175425
Kys sir
>>7175449
well first you were a lesbian and thought boys are gross now you are straight saying lesbians cannot be trans so idk Tbh
>>7175464
i guess it means that her boyfriend is now her girlfriend
>>7175464
she'll probably post in the next few days about it
im super proud
>>7175450
haven't thought about in awhile so I might mess up terms. I wanted to do a 1/3 scale bjd using a white volks vinyl base and I would use all white clothing and a white wig. The kind of clothing would have to be custom done since I just don't have the skill for the complexity I would want in the dress and I doubt the type I want comes in all white. The only color on it would be in the eyes and face, rest would be a white color.
>>7175471
Shit, let this be real
>>7175469
there are no boyfriends or girlfriends in our relationship. I was proposed to by birdy, and now birdy and I are engaged
>>7175471
Who is your fiance?
>>7175476
i would grope to tease.
but i don't know about actually being in a relationship w/ a guy w/ boobs
>>7175471
>birdy decided to transition
w e w lassie. called it months and months ago
>>7175476
I think the base body and head alone is around 200-300, clothing would be another few hundred, quality hair at least a hundred, ect, ect. Would have to get one of those glass display cases and those are expensive too.
>>7175483
So birdy is trans? Big suprise there
I thought you were only into guys?
>>7175485
i'd just get caught up thinking,
"bitch, you're not a guy"
>>7175485
Ooh I get you. Yes I prefer manly men too full of muscle of facial hair burying their faces in you.. ///-///
But teasing femboys with boobs is fun because of their shyness to how their body changes
>>7175487
Kayla you are a girl and you took too much E in the beginning..
>>7175487
Nice
>>7175492
>tfw Birdy disclosed this a while ago
Well the joke is out I hope Birdy is happy
>>7175491
Hmm
>>7175495
i really like the cute ones.
but no tiddies on guys.
if you have tiddies, you're a girl
>>7175500
none of us want you coming with us, you're a total bitch.
>>7175488
I WILL be the last man standing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uqeNvnIjiU
>>7175505
not in person, I just get pissy when cunts like faye or ratchel brag about their rich 1% class status, cool with everyone else, except korra
>>7175506
ur dumb
>>7175505
Kayla seems fine. Would rave with but might get bored and sit and stare
>>7175488
calling out closeted trannies is always a win, you can never be proven wrong
>>7175428
See what I mean! Cute!
big anime tiddies
>>7175513
why would you get bored with me? what makes all of you so fucking "the life of the party" huh?
>>7175518
>idk why she waited so long
Isn't birdy 22? There's many people who repressed longer, including yourself.
>>7175522
Kayla you have really pretty tits, can I suck on them?
>>7175523
i'm 23 :(
>>7175523
I don't mean age. I meant from the time she started posting and saying I'm not a tranny up until now.
>>7175522
I get bored at parties and raves. Indon't really mindlessly rock about and considering the fucking scum that are in bars and pubs here Id rather keep an eye on belongings so nothing gets stolen
turns out topping another guy cured my trans feels as it validated my masculinity to dominate a weaker male and get my dick sucked
Turns out I was just a a little bi
>>7175533
>topping another guy
>a little bi
>a little
>>7175533
i'll bet getting ass-fucked by tranny will change that very quickly for you
>>7175524
>can I suck on them?
does getting your boobs sucked on even do anything?
>>7175532
wuh? raves are for getting fucked up on drugs and losing yourself, bars I agree are bullshit to the nth degree, might as well drive to a pretty spot and open a glass of wine and chill where you can actually hear what the other person is saying.
lol wtf
>>7175526
I don't know, would posting here make any difference in repressing?
>>7175540
Lots of people get pleasure from it. You seemed like a sensitive nipples.
>>7175540
I don't like that. I'd rather talk with strangers and go just to watch
>>7175543
You get more and more jealous over time until you snap and go "I must join them"
Does HRT affect shoulder size? I don't mean width. I'm also overweight, if that means anything.
>>7175549
i didn't say i was gonna do anything to you, did i?
>>7175551
What would you do in London then?
>>7175543
it helped me stop repressing if that counts
>>7175555
maybe a little bit but it depends how much of the size is muscle
>>7175555
Fat accumulates on your shoulders, as well as muscle. Losing both will make them smaller.
>>7175536
but what kind of transgirl would even want to top a guy. personally that seems gross and would make me dysphoric af
>>7175565
I would like to top you Korra
>>7175518
I had a nice date last night
Been in a good mood since
Just a discrete fuckbuddy arrangement
>>7175565
i was only joking, i'd never do that either
>>7175558
go visit and have you cook for me, of course
what else?
I hate project team meetings, I just wanna do other stuff on a Sunday morning :c
>>7175565
Yeah just the thought of it made me uncomfortable, no way I could ever do that
>>7175471
>birdy is trans
least surprising thing I've heard all year desu
>>7175471
are you for real, though
cause this will happen eventually but is that time now
>>7175194
I thought we were rival tropes for Nep's love!
You were supposed to be the sweet chaste nerdy girl and I'm supposed to be the self assured sassy slut!
Play along or I'll feel bad about this!
>>7175199
>Knowing how to spell abos
How am I supposed to know what the proper spelling of a fantasy people in a fantasy country is?
It's like when LOTR geeks get angry when you say elves instead of elfs
>>7175246
Lmao I have Gordon Ramsey's body, but with gyno and fatness.
>>7175586
she'll post about it probably either today or tomorrow
>tfw everybody is justifiably bothered by 1 of your jokes
>>7175533
>>7175549
you can never cure being trans, fucko
>>7175544
my nipples are so sensitive I think I can pick up am radio with them, will that mean anything if someone sucked on them? Nothing gets me horny anymore though
>>7175565
idk everybody is different I guess. Kaylee talked about topping all the time and no one questioned her about it since she passes and is pretty. Also Dollface isn't binary trans but she has mentioned being open to topping before. I think it mostly has to do with how you look, if you pass well people don't question it but if you're unfortunate enough to not really pass people will think you are not real trans.
>>7175471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g
You were my brother Birdy!
You were supposed to chase /mtfg/ not join them!
>>7175592
I'm not bothered by any joke... except for racist ones.
Seeing as that's like 90%mtfg...I guess I might come off as sensitive
>>7175509
>online allows me to freely speak my mind,
but I'm completely different irl
so you're just two-faced
>>7175600
sass you are my caramel queen don't listen to the haters
>>7175597
true but other ppl's perception don't really factor into it at all imo. it's like I physically can't top anyone and doing so would darn near cripple me with anxiety.
i suppose the girls that top have no such reservations about using theirs that way
>>7175598
>Tfw Birdy's is a bird.
Or is it just a latin thing that effeminate males are referred to as birds?
>>7175605
its like when you think about it there are some cis girls who enjoy topping people with strap-ons so why is any different that some trans girls would also enjoy topping?
>>7175607
i thought 'bird' was slang for 'woman'
>>7175587
nepnep is mine!
>>7175608
well genital dysphoria but yeah you have a point I guess not every transgirl has that
>>7175604
>Tfw get called Caramel Queen
Knees weak
Panties wet
>>7175612
dumb lez bean
>>7175612
woah, posting gifs of that sort is not allowed here
>>7175594
You will probably have a nice time having them sucked on playfully, they are just begging for it too.
>>7175603
you're a girl you're a girl you're a girl you're a girl you're a girl you're a girl
>>7175602
>so you're just two-faced
nope, I even told a coworker when we were talking about alcohol that I pissed my panties on absinthe, I even flat out disagreed with another about the election and how voting in and of itself is a fucking farse
i'm hungry.
i'd better make some oatmeal
>>7175610
He'll never be yours! I'm going to buy an ice cream cone for Nep and after she's eaten it I'll tell her that she has some ice cream on her face. She'll be like where? Where?
And I'll tell her on your lips and she'll touch them and then I'll tell her: let me get that for you and I'll kiss her!
I had this weird dream the other night about every trip from /mtfg/ and /ftmg/ living in the same building (thought the generals were on separate floors), and everyone lived in a large communal bedroom. Maybe that's a sign I spend an unhealthy amount of time on this site
>>7175612
l e w d
e
w
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>>7175612
literal tears streaming down my face rn
I wanna give blowies so bad
>>7175616
Shut up Lesbohood!
Hey hot stuff! How are you? How did the job hunt go?
>>7175617
I'm sorry my bad I deleted it just now.
>Mfw
>>7175619
BUT IM FAR TOO SEXY A MAN TO BE A GIRL
>>7175618
b-but.. id be embarrassed if milk came out though
>>7175629
not good :(
>>7175629
>Tfw lesbean got auto corrected to lesbohood.
>>7175624
y-your a monster
nep wll never fall for your feminine wiles and schemes.
>>7175633
It just tells the man who is sucking on them you're ready to be breed.
>>7175643
shit, i fucked up.
sorry nep :(
>>7175638
I'm sorry bby, I hope you have better luck this week :(
>>7175643
That was cruel
>>7175077
i want a qt trans gf, it's not fair!
>>7175607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDZU-4jpZuU
But all the legends of RepressionGen made it sound so perfect.
The Repressor: Well, perfect to look at, maybe. And it was, it was beautiful. They used to call it the Shining World of the Seven Y chromosomes. And on the continent of Wild Endeavour, in the mountains of Solace and Solitude, there stood the Citadel of the Repressors. The oldest and most mighty Gen on the board. Looking down on the Gens below, sworn never to interfere, only to watch. Members of RepressionGen were taken to enter the academy. Some say that's where it all began, when he was a child. That's when the saw eternity. As a novice, he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Dysphoria. It's a gap in the fabric of reality through which could be seen the whole of your gender identity. We stand there, staring at the heartbreaking power of want and and potential, just a child. Some would chase. Some would run away. And some would transition.
: What about you?
The Repressor: Oh, the ones that ran away, I never stopped.
>>7175648
i know.
i didn't mean it
>tfw pic related will never be me
>>7175643
>>7175624
you misgendering jerks >:c
only I deserve nep!
>>7175644
I don't think anyone would ever want a freak like me sexually. I am so lonely and all I want is even one more fuck. I mean I don't put myself out there AT ALL but what man would put up with something as monstrous looking as me?
>>7175658
post pics
>>7175651
> Tfw never stopped running away
It's to late now
>>7175656
man.
i guess i shoul kms
;_;
>>7175659
i'm so ugly im only willing to post grainy over exposed ones. I will never get a man to love me
>>7175667
seem pretty qt from the grainy pic, would cuddle if i lived near you
>>7175664
no food for me
>>7175667
Even using tricks can't hide my nose and jawline x_x
>>7175671
hey my plane is landing in 2 hours are you available today
>>7175676
it's all about angles, lighting and as a last resort,
you can edit it like kiwi, faye, kayla
if i starve out, it would serve me right
>>7175680
900kcal a day here. Can't focus for a long time without feeling dizzy.
http://youtu.be/HEE7iw5WYJI
>>7175656
>Misgender Nep
Noooooooooo it's this stupid Autocorrect! You must have somehow hacked into it and changed it with your nerdy L337 Skills!
>>7175661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXZMvgFoqX0
The Repressor: Yes, because there are laws. There are laws of gender identity. Once upon a time there were people in charge of those laws but they transitioned. They all transitioned. Do you know who that leaves? ME! It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of my identity are MINE! and they will obey me!
>>7175693
i never meant it
>>7175676
You don't pass" - t. 2013 mtfg
"You pass great! Don't listen to these bullies, you are so beautiful! Even cis women have manly jawlines sometimes!" - t. 2016 mtfg
>>7175695
Nice reference but for real. I destroyed the bell.
>>7175690
You're a fucking idiot
tfw youll never not pass and youll never understand the struggle of being trans
>>7175656
;_;
>>7175658
I would fuck you hard Kayla, you're legit beautiful. If only I was closer, I'd treat you like a fucking queen.
>>7175676
get on dem hormones
>>7175699
True story pass gen is useless hugboxing shithole.
>>7175690
waddup proanna
>>7175667
shave your beard shadow, bra
>dem pointy conetits
>>7175690
Go up to 1100
Thats what i did
Im sleepy most of the time but besides that im ok
>>7175700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrM8tGRKhRI
>we're not just fighting trannies
>we're fighting dysphoria itself
>AND IM GONNA WIN
>>7175701
I know what's your point?
>>7175699
>Not knowing 2013 found that their standards of passing were unreal
"Jesus, stop fucking trolling and attention whoring here, man. Get out you gross crossdressing fetishist" - t. 2013 mtfg
"I would fuck you hard Kayla, you're legit beautiful. If only I was closer, I'd treat you like a fucking queen." - t. 2016 mtfg
>>7175703
everyone please forget about me.
i don't deserve to be remembered
>>7175713
my point is stop being a pro-ana shithead
>>7175702
Beep_Smugface.jpg
>>7175717
>birdy is deciding to transition
Jesus.... there is no escaping this trans thing is there?
I suddenly feel very weird
>>7175700
>I destroyed the bell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kEt5uIze5M
>>7175719
Whatever you're talking about.
>take pic
>my back side is even more manly than my front side
shoot me
>>7175723
Maybe consider doing something about it while you're still cute.
>>7175705
Won't change my facial features...
i need a gun.
why don't i have a gun?
>>7175727
9/10 would spread open and lick before fucking
>>7175631
You're probably not hotter than I was pre hrt
Just do it
>>7175730
And body type and big head syndrom and shit.
>>7175714
The standard of passing is to look like a woman, not a close approximation of it.
Sorry but if you have to use any of the following
- Tranny Bangz (tm)
- Tranny thick glasses (tm)
- Le Combover(tm)
- makeup
then you don't pass. Real trannies(tm) pass without makeup or any of those tricks but whatever, you guys keep hugboxing each other here. :^)
>>7175734
i want to make our past boy selves hook up so i can watch
>>7175702
>never
yeh right,
you recall those military mechanics that saw you on tinychat?
you didn't pass to them
>>7175733
no you wouldn't
>>7175727
I'm sorry I have to do this, but you need to take better pics
>>7175732
i need some bullet bukkake right now
>>7175718
no
>>7175727
whoa, nice quarterback shoulders
you work out brah?
>>7175667
>>7175727
good thing you only post low res/low quality pics here
i mean can you just imagine if this was taken with a HD camera? phew
>>7175677
Yes I am
I feel hollow
>>7175738
Not using the following 2013 standards:
-femur length
-wrist to arm ratio
-shoulder width length cutoff
-Hand-height ratio
-head circumferance -body height ratio
-philtrum length
-brow-beggining of hair length
It's like you just started browsing mtfg anon!
Are there surgeons that perform ribcage reductions?
>>7175747
yeah you are right, I'm so fucked up, I'm ruined, I can't be like any of you can. I shouldn;t have even started transition, I knew it wasn't going to make me pass, im so mad right now im going to break all my shit and slice my arm open with broken glass
fuck this shit
>>7175729
I think I have become a lot more masculine after turning 19 a while ago
>>7175732
>tfw lost my access to a gun
>>7175752
>not even mentioning the digit ratio
>>7175755
You're still way less masculine than most men your age.
>>7175757
I legit thought that was a homosexuality indicator!
>>7175749
you know, shitposting doesnt help, you've been told you are passable, why do you feel the need to continue to ignore that?
>>7175739
Fuck Yeah id watch it
>>7175755
that gun would make sure i never misgender anyone again.
where did go so wrong?
>>7175734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqHnVVD1_vU
>>7175764
A study in Germany has found a correlation between digit ratio and male-to-female transsexualism. Trans women were found to have a higher digit ratio than males, and one that was more comparable to females.[117]
apparently it has a lot of correlations like that
>>7175774
the digit ratio on my right hand is different from my left hand
>>7175776
same
what does it mean?
about to go do stuff with my oldest sister. do i look ok?
>>7175780
i dunno
>finger lengths
No one ever gives a straight answer and everyone says different things!
is my index finger supposed to be longer for legitimate girlhood or my ring finger? are they supposed to be the same size? or is it all just changed on a whim?
Why can't being trans be simple?
>>7175754
wew lad
here's your free (You)
>>7175782
I like that cardigan thing
>>7175782
you look qt and pass.
>>7175785
same length to longer index
>>7175785
>The 2D:4D digit ratio is sexually dimorphic: while the second digit is typically shorter in both females and males, the difference between the lengths of the two digits is greater in males than in females.
>Males: mean 0.947, standard deviation 0.029.
>Females: mean 0.965, standard deviation 0.026.
6h by train... Sadly my one week vacation is over. Time to go back to work...
>>7175789
>tfw legit girl
aaaahahahah fuck you disparately fingered freaks you're nothing compared to me.
Hi mtfg its really lonely here ;-;
>>7175794
i was just answering a question about the feminine range
>>7175795
I'm not ready for this dramabomb holy shit
>>7175759
In ways I guess so. But still, I was supposed to be repressing right now and maybe getting another job and college, but I feel kind of shell shocked. Transitioning is a huge thing. I've never taking it lightly or as something that will be easy
>>7175770
So you're depressed about misgendering people?
>>7175757
>Trans women were found to have a higher digit ratio than males
On which hand though? My left hand has a male digit ratio while my right hand has a neutral (equal size) digit ratio.
>>7175790
do you know anything about piercings? I think I might get earrings once my hair is longer
>>7175793
cis tier passing ;~;
>>7175799
>deviating digits peasant speaking to me
>>7175782
you forgot the paper bag on head desu
>>7175801
yea.
well, just 1 person.
but it's still really shitty.
i don't think i can show my face around here again
>>7175802
my 2d:4d are both roughly equal, as in <1mm of each other.
>>7175793
i recall kayla completely dismissing you and having pity on you when you first came here
>>7175805
did i say that i have deviating digits?
>>7175802
I don't know, there's nothing about that on the wiki.
>>7175741
Yes I would, you dont know me
>>7175803
no
I am too much of a wimp
>>7175806
that hurt my feelings :(
>>7175804
Would love to have cos tier hairs. Seriously I lost almost 60% since 5 months ago and I don't know why ;_;
My mom did this oversized hat for me <3
>>7175814
it does sound scary
>>7175811
I can smell it on you, you fake tranny.
Come back when your fingers are as equal as mine. here, have a knife.
>>7175782
Can I be your bf?
reposting
http://www.strawpoll.me/11577073
>>7175810
The only thing I remember was dollface saying I don't pass back in /cd/ days.
>>7175817
are you getting hair transplants?
Evening girls ^~^
I got up and got coffee how are you all??
>>7175816
man up
>>7175824
In about a month yes.
>>7175818
I'll hold your hand
>>7175825
Hug Basic, basic a cute
>>7175819
ok, you prolly wouldn't believe this, but my index finger is longer than my ring finger
>>7175832
>tfw nobody here will ever call you cute
*heavysigh*
>tfw no friend to text everyday and just dick around with
I miss high school, or just having close friends desu
>>7175782
looks good ^^
>>7175825
p good, woke up like an hour ago though
>>7175809
That's weird.
I mean my hands are weird.
>tfw mom spilled the beans on why my hair looks so shit these days (not all hair is as long, making me look like a hobo)
f u g it im getting a haircut tomorrow and if those cunts dare cut my hair too short.. then.. i'll... be very angry at home
>>7175840
cardigans are good for every occasion, senpai
>>7175840
I'll take him out of the picture
>>7175840
you should be ok I think, the cardigan is super cute
>>7175842
don't you dare try to sink to my level.
>>7175845
just get them pierced in Boston
>>7175838
no, i didn't mean to do it.
i guess i got a little confused by pronouns others accidentally used, & i forgot who they were talking.
when i realized who, that's when i started to feel bad.
but that's not an excuse
>>7175837
I tried calling you cute one and you get mean towards me :( Its ok you're very cute though young lady.
>>7175825
me on the right
>>7175851
sounds like a good plan, boston is a cool place and only a few hours away
>>7175850
But I am on that level
>>7175857
are the holes visable much or stand out? I would just want to wear thin and light stuff, nothing heavy.
>>7175840
you are not passable, give up
>>7175857
you really think so?
>>7175859
But you need a big strong burly man in his place
I can be that man
>>7175858
yaay
>>7175774
>Tfw science backs our right to be IN lgbt
>>7175783
1.Look in mirror.
2.Repeat these words: I don't give a fuck
3. Smile and feel confident in your feminine self
4. xxxxx
5. You pass
>>7175853
when was that?
I genuinely look like a hon when I overdo girlmode.
>>7175860
whatever you say
>>7175782
It has been a while...
>>7175855
You + birdy <3
>>7175825
tired. didn't sleep well, and got to bed late.
>>7175837
iktf...
>>7175843
I did have both testis and ovaries, and am a chimera with both XX and XY cell lines. The ovaries were a bit small, but likely pumped out some more E than a guy would normally have. I also never produced a proper amount of sperm. I'm just an intersex freak.
>>7175859
Cardigans, part of why I need to get rid of my belly.
>>7175871
i still feel awful about it
>>7175871
I think I would probably wear thin silver stuff, cute but not really that noticeable with my pale skin.
>>7175870
telling the truth is not bullying, do not mix the two up
>>7175837
I've had people call me cute before, but tbqh it just felt kinda weird, and made me wonder why the person was hugboxing me.
So I guess it only feels good if you actually believe the person saying that you're cute.
>>7175871
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>7175865
it will be fun senpai, just got to atleast get the hair needled off my face and a little hrt first. I'm getting on hrt next week for sure now, even think I got my mother on my side on ffs which is also in boston.
>>7175837
there's a good reason why they dont call you cute
>>7175883
iktf.
every time somebody called my a cute dyke, it felt a little contrived
>>7175886
thats great
>>7175880
I just have to much of a belly. It's also not quite female belly shaped yet.
the food is reallyyyy yum here and they let me eat 3 times :o
>>7175894
and I bet not getting beaten up must be nice
>>7175893
t. uggo
>>7175894
duhh how could you not eat 3 meals silly :P
>>7175894
why the fuck has this cis 16 year old psycho not been banned
>>7175894
glad you're ok <3
>>7175907
b/c she's cute?
>>7175868
A few days ago, I haven't seen you though, but you're cute.
>>7175898
iktf.
I don't think anyone's called me nauseating or creepy (yet), but the ones who said I have good potential felt less honest than the ones who said I might or will need ffs to pass.
>tfw no head pats
>>7175920
*headpat*
I took my evening pills this morning...
oh well...
>>7175894
Hey chara do you wanna hook up?
We live in the same city.
>>7175901
Me irl
i just wanna say thanks to jin.
sorry, nep.
what i said was unforgivable. :(
i thought i'd just say this, & go.
i have class in a bit anyway
>>7175924
hope you're being ironic anon
>>7175910
missed you ;-;
>>7175929
aww really? I was worried you hated me, you know I wasn't ever trying to blackmail you right?
>>7175933
raina came to see me yesterday :3
>>7175938
yess I heard I was happy :3
>>7175923
i cant im locked away ;-;
>>7175927
No it's really me :^(
>>7175938
I'm taking a shower but I'll be right back
are you physically ok?
>>7175946
im healing
>>7175943
please stop posting these
>>7175943
No it's not
i got them rich bitch in a poor mans body blues
will suck girldick for Paper
So when did Nintendo decide to make Marth into a tranny?
>>7175943
please be a troll
>>7175958
I fucking hate those faggots, they just make it harder for actual trannies
Don't worry ya'll, tammy is here.
>>7175964
stop this
>>7175964
are you even trying to pass?
>>7175967
Me too anon, me too
>>7175970
Are you sure?
>>7175969
Sup donkmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw
>I have seen a security hologram of Birdie...taking estrogen
>>7175958
hmmmmmmmm
>>7175982
nmnm just hanging with muh nigs on ts and eating tacos. you?
Catholic Church is so boring. but so far passing 100% no weird looks or stares
>>7175976
It was a joke
>>7175984
People like this need to extinct themselves
>>7175988
>going to church
Aren't you a bit too old to believe in fairy tales?
>>7175981
yes
>>7175988
are you posting during mass
naughty girl...
>>7175983
>the male resistance is faltering
>soon I'll be the last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fly4XLEUXcE
Feels like this desu...I'm getting worried
Uhh football...action figures...
>>7175989
*tip tip*
>>7175988
they were trying to avoid looking at you, cant blame them either
>>7175996
le dib feddora xDDD
>>7175984
>>7175981
>>7175989
we need a trans hitler to purge these faggots making it harder for us, they are the reason the average person has disdain to us
korra are you posting in a church
put down your damn phone
>>7175994
im sry it's just so b o r i n g
>>7175996
Korra come on
There is no proof of existence of a "God."
It's just there to give people comfort
>>7176004
>>7175091
plebxselfloathing
>>7176007
Hey if believing in a vicious invisible man makes you happy then so be it
>>7175986
Inhaling coffe and watching fiancee play skyrim
Tryna think what I should cook for dinner, tacos sound good
>>7176003
i had to go today, but they put me in the far back away from everyone
>>7175988
>Catholic Church is so boring
it really is, fug. I used to be a devout catholic and I'm glad I don't have to go now. every time I go to visit my dad I have to go to mass and it's so boring. I try not to fall asleep during the homily every time.
>>7176019
this hospital makes you go to this bible thing im corrupted apparently ;-;
it's 5am right now
can't sleep
what do mtfg
>>7176030
make your gt throw up and then go sleepy
http://www.strawpoll.me/11587984
so last night i had some pretty vivid dreams. most of them were a very trypical shoujo anime and it was really cute. i don't think i could write cute anime, like, i'm too depressing. but i can apparently dream it. does this make me cis yet?
my fries are done
>>7176034
What if literally fucking everything does?
>>7176027
>mfw it's the homily RIGHT NOW
>>7176028
it's a terrible thing to force religion on ppl :( the whole point of it is to choose to subscribe to it dang it
sry that happened
>>7176028
oh god lol
do you think there's any way I could visit? what happened to the dude you were living with
>>7176028
what kind of hospital includes religious stuff as part of the treatment?
>>7176043
lots in the US lol
>>7176039
But religious are people are dumb because they fully follow everything their precious scriptures tell them to
>>7176046
Hush
>>7176041
i think hes going to jail
>>7176043
an american psych ward.
>>7176049
Omg perfect are you serious
that's all I wanted Tbh
really glad you're ok <333
>Order new shoes
>Finally getting more feminine shoes and something other than my vans
>Ordered online but checked measurements should fit
>finally arrive
>don't fit at all
The disappointment is strong having massive feet is pain
>>7176046
>>7176051
they keep me away from others its so boring alone
>>7176062
can I visit?
now that he's gone there's no danger, it's ok if you don't want though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hMXIWl8Dw
When you accidently run into a Trannysaurus Rex but /pol/nosaurr saves you
>>7176039
lol
It's the same stuff every week. Yeah I understood what the point of the gospel reading is, you don't need to spend 25 minutes telling me
At least some of the churches were pretty in the interior and I could distract myself looking at it, especially cathedrals
>>7176043
probably religious hospitals, idk
>>7176058
You're part of a religion that goes against you. How does the irony feel?
does snorting estrofem speed up the feminization?
>>7176072
there's nothing against transsexuality in the Bible
>>7176065
yes need to make a appointment :-: i haveeee to go soon
>>7176075
haha no
didn't stop me from trying it tho
>>7176081
do you sleep desu
>>7176082
yes, but I've always been known for crazy sleep schedules since a young age and the exhaustion of the spiro is really messing things up even more
>wake up puking
>try to call in sick
>short-staffed, boss won't give you a sick day
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck how am I supposed to work like this
Why am I only ever talked about while I'm not around. No one mentiones me when I'm here lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7175126
w-who said that!?
>>7175174
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit
Sass bringing the heat
>>7175587
>You were supposed to be the sweet chaste nerdy girl and I'm supposed to be the self assured sassy slut!
m-my two weaknesses competing with eachother... I don't know if I can handle this x_x
>>7175624
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7175926
>sorry, nep
Lmao don't worry about it
This >>7175643 actually made me laugh desu
>>7176090
>go to work
>puke on the first customer
>>7176080
ok, you should tell Raina to give me your phone number ok?
>>7176094
hot
>>7176097
ok ^^ byeeee and byeeee mtfggg
>>7176094
That won't do, I have very manly retches
>>7176106
stay safe
>>7176107
skip work then, your boss is dumb, being sick on a job that requires you interact with customers that much is irresponsible.
worst case scenario you lose a shitty job
>>7176089
Deuteronomy 22:5
>Tfw waiting for my (you)s to my sassy posts.
>>7176165
I went to Wendy's today and the woman in the drive through window stared at me in disgust before handing me my food :(
Boymode, girlmode, it doesnt matter no one can ever figure out what I am
>>7175792
0.96 on both hands, huh