Tomoko Edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Sucking gt is fun
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No drama
>No *actions*
>no autistic arguments
Previous
>>7172613
I LOVE YOU
>>7173387
It's our fault she's not popular, you know.
>>7173395
ssssstooooooooooppppppp im dying
>>7173395
>who doesn't love a clean dick doe
that's why you have to make sure to clean it off with your tongue before you sit on it
I laughed to this, thanks, Dollface.
>>7173395
Really want to suck a dick honestly
>>7173395
well, I thought you were attention whoring earlier
now you definitely are
did edie really bully someone to suicide or is that just a meme?
First for Natalie is a bitch and is ruining my LITERAL name.
>>7173406
why does it have to be attention whoring, why not just bantz
>>7173401
that looks like my friend's dick
>>7173404
LMAo
I decided I wasn't going to transition a long time ago. I stopped caring about all of that stuff recently.
I think I might have gynecomastia as well and my man tits are noticeably bigger and more like woman tits. Each of my man tits have had a brief period of burning/extreme sensitivity in the nipples recently. Since then I've noticed they are both bigger. No I'm not fat either. I'm like 156lbs and a little over 6 foot. I hit my right breast every time I take a bite of my cereal... just wat. There's DEFINITELY more stuff in there and it's super squishy and feels different. I kinda like it and I don't know how to feel about that.
I thought I was free from wanting to be a girl. My own body is working against me it seems. I refuse to let this take a hold of me. ;_;
I also miss having a girlfriend that would make tons of racist jokes and have red hair and be cute.
>>7173409
I'm p. sure it's someone else who doesn't like this tumblr natalie trying to make her look bad.
>>7173408
part meme part truth
>>7173395
t-thats a nice dick...
oh no...
>>7173415
what's the story?
>>7173408
She did, the private suicide note addressed to her that she plastered all over six and here explained it
>>7173408
>>7173415
>edie
Is that Dollface's name?
>>7173420
Apparently it's Lily.
>>7173412
>I also miss having a girlfriend that would make tons of racist jokes and have red hair and be cute.
In your dreams bub.
>>7173420
it's my stage name desu
>first day of season
>12k
>second day
>4k
w e w
gotta spend money to make money, ya'knowwhatimean
>>7173420
It's Damian Hatam legally but she changes her camwhore name pretty frequently
>>7173419
Pls stop. You're distracting me.
>>7173423
Is it true that your sisters are black?
>Browsing facebook feed
>Nearly every single post is Trump this Trump that.
Really?
>hey look your teeth is not white
>hey your teeth isn't white!
>your teeth is so isn't white
>hey did i say your teeth isn't white?
>omg your teeth isn't white
It always amuses me how these hons operate. Talk about throwing rocks from a glass house.
>>7173395
>is it, haru? is it??
yea i think so :o
>>7173412
You should probably have a doctor look into why your breasts are growing, it could be a sign of some underlying problem.
>>7173423
She was pretty awesome.
>>7173404
Suck mine...
Ironically
>>7173424
What's your pen name?
>>7173422
Social or legal?
>>7173433
I'm getting confused.
>>7173426
You anons sure know a lot about the regular trips here, gets me kind of scared.
>>7173409
Why are you saying I'm a bitch? I'm sorry but your information is unreliable.
>>7173408
the girl was depressed already, but edie pushed her over the edge and then acted smug about it like, "this is what happens when you mess with us"
really sad desu
>>7173430
>tfw live 4,000 miles away from burgerstan yet this guy is all over our news
I'm saving $20 by removing my gel nails myself
my actual nails feel so thin, it's a weird feeling
>>7173419
WHO IS THAT AND HOW DO I TOUCH HIM?
>>7173433
Can we make up fake male names for everyone?
its 1 am, should i smoke more weed?
>>7173411
Well I mean a girltinkler would be vastly preferable but I'll take whatever at this point
>>7173430
/mtfg/ is thankfully politics-free at the moment. Lets keep it that way, everyone.
>>7173439
nigga i don't know, why not ask her? she's in the thread
>>7173430
someone did just pull a weapon on him from the front row
>>7173442
We're even further away and we still get this shit, are there serious no Australian issues to report on?
>>7173449
yup
>>7173445
Shit, wait, I promised I wouldn't ever post that pic again. Sorry, Gracie. It was out of stupidity, not malice.
>>7173445
Lookin good bro. You wanna hit the showers later before practice?
>>7173446
Yes, nice hour to do so, at least in my opinion.
>>7173445
Give me a male name.
>>7173450
I'm asking her too, it's just that every anon mentions different names and I get confused, sorry.
>>7173441
What are you talking about? you arrived here years after it happened
>>7173452
That's not what's being reported on. All I'm seeing on my facebook feed is the typical "he's a nazi"
>>7173267
I was joking friend.
I offered some sour patch kids to you and you do this?
o k
we will share -w-
>>7173435
Yeah probably. I go to a ton of doctors already, really don't want another on that list. I'll just have my physician check em out next time I roll around.
I should probably come up with a trip since I keep posting here anyway... annd came up with it while typing this post.
>>7173419
god.
that guy's so hot
>>7173456
Your male name is Graham.
>>7173454
Why would you be posting anyone's pictures?
>>7173427
what's distracting you?
>>7173433
a girl killed herself who i used to argue with nonstop and she sent me a suicide note basically
but i hadn't actually seen the msg till a bit after it happened and we weren't even talking at the time or anything, so
a girl did kill herself but i didn't bully her or anything. she was a huge cunt to everyone and i was a cunt back and i prob should have been nicer or somethin but i wasn't so ye
>>7173434
hm.... idk haru. i don't think so
>>7173439
mark twain desu... pls don't tell anyone
>>7173441
wtf are you talking about lmao that did not happen at all
>>7173444
idk he's a tumblr gentleman, we will have to find him
Ladies, how to we solve the tripfag problem?
>>7173458
he's literally not though
>>7173467
What's the problem?
>>7173451
plane*
MAGA girls are the best.
>>7173440
>Why am I a bitch?!?
Because you're acting like one.
>Your information is wrong!
<Looks at thread>
>>7173467
infiltration
>>7173467
Ladies, how do we solve the anon problem?
i think ive filtered like half the thread at this point
>>7173463
>Graham
I would definitely change my name legally if that was it.
>>7173465
>mark twain
That's pretty funny.
>>7173467
In general? Try normalizing anonimity on these threads; I started tripping because I noticed it not being problematic.
>>7173473
>still getting trolled
trolls die if you don't feed them.
>>7173472
when are you becoming a maga girl
>>7173465
yea it is edie, whats not lewd about it
>>7173464
Because I save them occasionally out of autism and one time someone wandered in here asking how cute everyone was and everyone was posting pre-transition pics to fuck with him and he mentioned Grace by name hearing she was the cutest but she wasn't around so I edited a timeline pic and posted that once as a joke.
I'm not saying there's a good reason.
>tfw you can't sew for shit because your mom refused to teach you as a child because boy
>tfw can only sew buttons and do shitty little seams to mend holes like dad taught me to do when he talk me to care for workwear you do manual labor in
>all the other girls on the street had mothers who made their prom dresses with them
>got asked to prom
>said no because who wants to wear a stuffy tuxedo to prom and be jealous of your date who gets to wear something beautiful and handmade and thinks you're a dude
I mended a t-shirt tonight and it made me feel like shit. I tried going to a sewing class once, but it was all these Asian and Russian moms forcing their middle schooler daughters to go, and also some old men who were bored. It wasn't pleasant being the odd one out on account of being in my 20s and just barely passing. Also, posting this again because I'm feeling it.
>>7173472
Those magic cards.
>>7173478
>normalising anonymity
Just go to /tgg/ or learn to deal with it 'cos that isn't ever happening here.
Rate my dick
>>7173480
><Thinking I'm getting actually upset>
>>7173490
pointy
>>7173467
probably by not being so pedantic and argumentative if I had to take a guess
>>7173491
I don't care whether you're upset or not. You're giving her (you)s.
Just let her beg for attention, it's funnier that way.
>>7173478
p-please don't laugh at my pen name ;_;
>>7173483
i don't see how anything i have posted tonight is lewd idk
>>7173487
if you want to learn to sew then continue the classes no matter how bad you feel
>>7173490
banana/10. Get a packer, Cal. The Bad Dragon ones are awesome, from what I've heard (and not just the dog dick ones).
>>7173490
Wanna trade genitalia?
>>7173465
After reading this I'll say anon's "half meme half true" was right.
>>7173489
Calm down, I was answering anon's question: that's the only way the tripfag problem can be solved.
>>7173497
Get a new pen name, familia. I'd call myself, James Martin Joyce Heidegger.
>>7173497
idk edie i guess youre right, but its a slippery slope
>>7173498
The instructor at the one I went to referred to me as "tranny." As in, "tranny, come closer to see how this is done." I'm just going to beg my mom, because at least she only refers to me as "you" and "my kid" now.
>>7173473
All I've said was I don't care to be a role model for some early transition phase mtfs.. If I am truly the reason why they started hrt, then they are not doing it for the right reasons. Why are you transitioning for or because of anyone else but you? It's wrong and frowned upon. I would wager that beepbeep person is not even trans, sorry to say.
>>7173495
But I don't have anyone else to talk to!!!
>>7173472
I thought you were against racemixing?
>>7173482
My autism cannot resist.
You forgot the period mark after motherfucker. You probably want to hyphenate it too.
Mother-fucker.
>>7173502
No fair, I called this first, threads and threads ago.
>>7173506
>Being called "tranny" by someone who isn't also a "tranny"
>In front of others
I think I would get dizzy and vomit out of anxiety
>>7173428
Half, but they both look white af.
>>7173504
>calm down
>treating tripfag problem with legitimacy in a thread that's been trip-majority for years
?
>>7173510
>I thought you were against racemixing?
Race conquering and racemixing are two different things.
>>7173507
OMG!!! You're right!!! Let's get that faker!!!!!
/s
>>7173501
trust me you do lol
>>7173503
half meme half true is accurate ya. i just said twisted meme implying the truth was twisted rly.
>>7173504
that's very clever methinks. dang. maybe i'll make that my pen name...
>>7173505
i guess ;~; i'm sry haru i will stop being lewd
>>7173492
Its a disease i was born with, pls no hate
>>7173499
Baddragon gives off a weird beastiality vibe to me. Its just ew.
Idk if i'd get a packer because I don't have much dysphoria about my bottom parts where i'd have to wear a peen constantly. I do wanna get a strapon though, even if i never have sex with anybody lol.
>>7173502
Your gt would be better on you. Its too feminine now. :^)
i'll be back in a bit desu my friend and i are gonna play OW and be weeb nerds ok try to be nice and talk about dicks and stuff like we discussed ok ty ttyl
I will always look like a man :(
>>7173520
You say that with a lot of humor but I don't think it's funny when people who take hrt and socially take on a female persona realize down the road that they aren't trans at all. It's a mental illness and I don't care to make light of it.
Having said that, it's clear you're just too fucking immature and retarded for me to talk to. You get an L sir.
>>7173514
Having decent parents.
>>7173515
Does this happen often in America?
>>7173517
I do not consider it a problem myself, I put myself on anon's perspective to answer.
>>7173522
>maybe i'll make that my pen name...
Like you; it's Creative Commons.
>>7173524
Are your balls feminine too?
>>7173527
Oh lord, my sides.
>get sad because I will never see a dick IRL
>remember that I was born a boy and still have one
and now I'm even sadder
So if I continue taking my hrt like a good girl and try to be pretty and feminine but not necessarily "pass" will I look like a cute boy or like an obvious tranny?
>>7173535
r u me?
>come for the memes and conversation
>literally the dollface autism sperg hour
I've never known a person who could keep on ruining a thread for years
>>7173540
literally what lol
>>7173530
They are pretty small too.
>>7173538
who cares about madeline why does she keep being brought up, she's a nobody.
man, hiding from trannies who were bitches to each other for a while sure was exhausting.
i don't even want to think about how taxing my participation would have been.
it's a bit sooner than usual, but i'm gonna get some sleep.
night.
let's be cool to each other from now on, you don't have to be nice, just be cool
>>7173536
Depends of many things, literally unanswerable, especially with so little background.
>>7173535
You get to see yours while peeing, I guess.
>>7173535
:( *hugs anon*
>>7173527
are you even natalie? no one here thinks you are.
>>7173514
Ironically, I'm slightly more conservative socially than my parents.
>>7173515
>>7173528
She was an older Chinese woman. I don't think she said it maliciously, just that she knew the word from TV and her English was bad. It still made me feel bad, because she did know my name. It's just I have a weird name because my parents are immigrants and I took the feminine form of the name they gave me (which was what they would have named me had I been born a girl).
>>7173542
Oh fuck now it's her ugly less popular more autistic white knight
Why has god forsaken this place
>>7173534
>>7173541
can you fuck off and go be with rachel or whatever the fuck instead of shitting up the thread?
>>7173544
Cause people started harassing the everliving fuck out of her over one comment to korra, I woulda chastised her for it tbqh but they made up so much stuff about her that by the time I found out the moment had kind of passed lol
>>7173551
I barely even talk to her, what are you going on about? Just relax and pretend you don't have grudges against the people here and you might realize it's not so bad.
>>7173536
Depends. Some people are hopelse's and wI'll look like Hons , some will look like boys, sone will look like ugly women, sone will pass, and sone will be pretty.
Luck of the draw.
Why does killing myself have to hurt so much
Goodnight everyone!
>>7173554
>>7173555
I heard all of this yesterday, last night, and now this morning.
Does it really matter?
>>7173554
Why don't you get your dick out of the dollface groups ass and like settle down? You can just let shit slide, stop helping them ruin the thread with their shit, it doesn't make you cool
>>7173560
This. Korra, Smiles, Maeve, and Grace are best trips.
>>7173543
>tfw no feminine penis and balls to kiss
>>7173558
And I'm obvioysly getting drunk. G'night all!
I bet this is what having a trans gf is really like.
>>7173567
Wow, can't believe I'm not up there.
>>7173550
So what? Was her intent to tell you something like: "Hey, transgender, come here" but she just happened to only know the worst word possible to say so?
>It still made me feel bad, because she did know my name.
Exactly.
>>7173563
Sleep well.
>>7173561
You probably value life too much.
>>7173555
>transphobe
Like korra? Who has gone off on being ftm or gay and trans like it's a sin against god, literally anyone talking about korra is doing a good thing to not letting kaitlyn Jenner tier assholes just run amok on this board
>>7173577
>drakeposter defending someone
omg character development
>>7173547
>>7173558
Yeah, I realized how stupid my question was after I hit submit.
It's just the majority of my dysphoria is about my body and I'm starting to think maybe the hrt will do what I want as I've been sorting my feelings I've cared less and less about socially transitioning. I'll probably still get a nose job and want a trachea shave though. Kind of out of vanity because I want to be cute. Maybe if the type of nosejob I need also requires a brow shave I'll shave off what little I have.
Can someone red pill me on being treated like a girl instead of a boy by strangers? The only instance I have so far is a customer not getting a good glance at me and calling me sweetheart to get my attention. Or I guess the time someone half-awake called me m'am because I think they just saw my hair and forgot who was where for a second. It just seems like different vocabulary and I'm not too hung up on words.
>>7173570
you should transition and do that to cute boys
>>7173582
We got to see korra full body shots before she started doing the ugly girl angle and using appshops with the wig on, she looks like a fucking barbarian in a dress
>>7173574
I dont though. I legitimately want to die. Its not like I'd be hurting anybody
>>7173570
What is he eating? Is that supposed to be her cum? Because jokes on you, nothing comes out.
>>7173571
Do you mean to say it's not ironic? Because it is ironic given that I'm a trans lesbian raised by anti-theist, Bernie-voting immigrants who turned out a centrist Christian gun enthusiast.
>>7173584
>people are upset over a tame insult like that
I've heard worse here. Stop being pussies already.
>>7173580
Lol nah, he does this a lot and always has, it's part of the game for him
Why is Dollface such a nasty woman?
post thoughts
>>7173585
>Kind of out of vanity because I want to be cute.
Happens often; happened to me.
Can't redpill you on that, I kept my male voice.
>>7173590
Did you mean it hurts physically then?
>>7173599
Dollface is a nasty nasty terrible woman because she exists, I'm honestly appalled
>>7173602
I was sooo impressed how much weave and makeup helped her, we always underestimate how vastly much more effort matters compared to hrt
>>7173600
I did. I wish it were easy. Life hurts me so much
>>7173600
>Can't redpill you on that, I kept my male voice.
So what do strangers think of you when they meet you? Do you identify or present as female?
I'm guessing your male voice isn't too deep to begin with; how do people react when you talk?
>>7173606
Okay, sorry. I'm just so used to the bullshit drama here that that I can't tell what is sarcasm and what isn't. You're a good trip.
>>7173594
His own cum probably.
i know beepbeep irl and she is not trans..she sounds like how coffee from a mechanic taste and walks like a fridge
>>7173612
what does any of that have to do with being trans or not?
>mercury got banned
wtf?
>>7173529
>So they're black.
Yeah and my mom and as all her family is Canadian. Im from all over.
>>7173614
someone must've reported her.
>tfw a few anon posts were deleted along with trip posts exposing who the anon who posted them was
>>7173618
i'm pretty sure Mercury and Dollface both drop trip all the time
>>7173607
Got Discord? Maybe we can talk better there.
>>7173608
>what do strangers think of you when they meet you?
Can't be sure as I don't read minds but, they have no particular problem with it as it isn't particularly intrusive.
>Do you identify or present as female?
I present as myself; I'm comfortable with female pronouns, I'd say.
>how do people react when you talk?
Surprised, my voice it's actually deeper than that of average males but still andro, it's "different", or so I've been told.
>>7173614
>>7173618
Mission accomplished.
I told dollface id get her one day when shes too slow to delete and admins are awake lmao
>>7173565
No, literally not at all.
>>7173617
what would she be banned for though?
>>7173628
posting cocks in the last thread?
>>7173625
when are you transitioning?
>>7173622
I have a discord. Though i feel really guilty about venting to people because it makes me feel like i'm being selfish.
even posting about how i want to die on here makes me feel bad.
>>7173629
Ooh yeah, true
>>7173585
Being treated like a girl instead of a boy pretty much means people will do more favors for you, but you'll be harassed and people will take you much less seriously.
>>7173614
She was posting dick pics. Good riddance because maybe the constant drama milking will end now.
>>7173634
can confirm
>>7173630
Considering one of the top 10# female sexual fantasy is being a male for a day to fuck and dominate someone, I'm not really rustled by your implications lol. You're not gonna choke my healthy sexuality and mistake it for transgender problems.
>>7173631
Maybe being selfish hurts your ethics but not mine. Karin#8845; talk to you there.
>>7173635
The drama will never stop you idiot, people will always find something.
thank you anon for showing me the midnight :)
They are solid
>>7173638
>healthy sexuality
>stalking trannies online
>>7173612
I have beep clips she sounds cute and cis, and everyone walks cute or breaks their ankles when you put them in high enough heels, I see only one way forward from here
tfw ftm boss understands all my memes and we whipped ourselves calling eachother degenerates in front of hella rude customers
>>7173640
I sent a request ;w;
>>7173638
lol no it isnt
I bet its not even in the top 100
>>7173638
Lmao holy shit where did you get this from
How many women do you actually know in real life hahaha
>>7173641
Not forever. I mean right now because this Madeline/Korra/whoever shit has been milked for hours. Maybe now we'll have peace for a little while.
Guys, along with the Mercury posts a shit ton of Madeline-drama related posts were removed too.
Was Mercury behind it all?
>>7173625
what are you talking about lol i'm playin OW i told yall
>>7173655
>>7173653
I read it in the news a while ago, and either way genderbending isn't really something thats linked to dysphoria you morons.
>>7173650
>breaks their ankles
wtf does this even mean?
>>7173660
That's not what I'm saying, I can see it being intriguing if I were a cis girl and didn't have so many negative associations, but it's certainly not top ten kek
>>7173657
could be
edit also got her posts deleted
tfw you forget to answer the international women's fetish survey
>>7173657
Yes.
T. someone who's been banned from 4chan over 41 times and knows how bans work.
What do you say when someone asks if you're a boy or girl?
>>7173664
edie* -_-
>>7173669
IRL, boy. Online, Girl.
>>7173667
I just don't get it lol. I've only ever been banned incorrectly because of VPN use and then I get unbanned when I email them.
Literally never been banned for rule breaking, how do y'all do it?
>>7173666
There is time, you can tell us, you're an anon and no one will ever know its you.
>>7173648
I should get this shirt.
>>7173663
It wasnt a global survey, but it still gives a pointer. Stop being retarded about genderbending though.
And yeah it is top 10 according to the study so believe whatever you like expert.
>>7173673
I was a well known avatar troll on /v/.
That was a long time ago though.
Also
>emailing instead of resetting your router
>>7173674
oh yup nevermind, i was skimming and saw [deleted] but didn't realize she just deleted her files
http://www.strawpoll.me/11577578
Posting this again.
>>7173662
You either walk like or girl or live long enough to see yourself break your leg
>>7173680
ooh me too
http://www.strawpoll.me/11577073
who else here was watching tranny porn and dildoing their butthole when the announcement that they killed bin Laden came through?
>>7173684
You're a mod though.
>>7173670
Hi maevey. Why arent you asleep?
>>7173690
It's my cocaine.
>>7173690
You're one to talk.
>>7173691
am not
>>7173660
of course not you just want to be a girl and also happen to be into forced fem
>>7142470
>If you had to make a list of my fetishes you'd save time making a list of the ones I DONT have.
>>7142480
>is being force femmed on the list?
>>7142491
>Can i get a easier question.
>>7142495
>ah ha
>what would you do if someone were to trap you in a dungeon and feed you salads and starve you as well as force feed you hrt?
>>7142508
>You said forced fem not mr fritzels funhouse. And HRT goes way too far, now while I dont indulge in this fetish, I just wanted to take a stand for the guys who just want to enjoy some harmless forced crossdressing by their bossy hot girlfriends who on the ocassion treats them like girls and stuff.
>I mean I wouldnt do that shit but I dont judge.
>Mercury was behind the Madeline/Korra drama
What does it mean?
>>7173680
I want to hold Emily's hand and order food for her.
>>7173696
and if i was i couldn't talk about it anyways now could i :?
>>7173634
>but you'll be harassed and people will take you much less seriously.
I feel like people don't take me very seriously anyway. Having it be a reality would be fine.
>people will do more favors for you
That could be nice.
>>7173699
We could do that <3
>>7173570
>while I dont indulge in this fetish, I just wanted to take a stand for the guys who just want to enjoy some harmless forced crossdressing by their bossy hot girlfriends who on the ocassion treats them like girls and stuff.
>I mean I wouldnt do that shit but I dont judge.
>>7173678
The VPN IP doesn't change, silly, resetting my router wouldn't do shit.
>>7173698
It means
i t s t o o l a t e
>>7173697
>>7173704
Innocent until proven guilty, I aint got time to justify my sexuality to a bunch of interrogating harlots right now.
Does anyone have a way to convince Madeline to come back? I liked her.
>>7173707
>The VPN IP doesn't change
Which VPN do you use? Don't you have to pay extra for a dedicated IP?
>>7173703
Deal but only if you hold my hand.
I don't want to be around my any of my family this year, they've annoyed me so much over the lack of any Christmas organisation
we're not even going to meet to exchange gifts for the kids in the family
I had bought all my nieces and nephews gifts and I think it will be the last time I do because I'll either be dead or living in Tasmania this time next year and who knows if I'll go to Christmas next year or not.
I am going to start having Christmas alone because I have to get used to that.
>>7173684
more like so your anons don't get exposed
>>7173676
>mistaking unirony for irony
>>7173698
it's pretty obvious.
It means she doesn't like comments about people being brown shreks or apes
>>7173718
i like the tasmania plan over the suicide one
>>7173714
I dunno? Always been dedicated for me. Private Internet Access is what I use.
>>7173718
>I am going to start having Christmas alone because I have to get used to that.
Are we all destined to this? I don't think i'll see my family for Thanksgiving or Christmas this year either. I've been on hrt for months now but haven't come out to anyone yet.
You should just keep all the presents to yourself though.
>>7173717
Totally up for hand holding.
I think I'm coming out to my dad day after Thanksgiving, fuck I'm so scared
>>7173709
stop repressing get on hrt now
>>7173718
Sheen you're pathetic. Im going to filter you. All year last year you were excited for Christmas than Christmas came and you were all depressed. You're fat as fuck STILL and basically you're just fucking stupid.
>>7173718
You ok?
>>7173726
good luckity luck ^^
you mentioned he was one of the coolest people in cleveland, is there a reason to think he'll be unaccepting?
>>7173728
trip on dollface
>>7173726
Good luck! I hope it goes well
>>7173730
He's very liberal, but extremely protective of his kids and generally opts for the safe option, even if it's not really better. More likely than not he's going to freak the hell out and want me to detransition, only question is how long that phase will last, hopefully not forever ;-;
>>7173736
I like the edie is a mod conspiracy theory.
It implies she always knows who's dropping trip and keeps quiet, and that she knew mercury was behind the drama all along.
->girlfriend asks you to get her a drink
->ask her to slap your ass when she asks you to get something for her
>>7173721
But some of the posts deleted were against Korra
She was literally on both sides
Goodbye.
>>7173730
example: my mom is big on swimming and wanted us to learn to swim for the other benefits but also so we would survive in water in an emergency
His thoughts on this were that we might drown while learning with a teacher in the pool with us, so we should probably just stay away from water for our whole lives lol
>>7173733
thanks ^^
>>7173744
KAYLA NO, TOO MUCH KETCHUP
>>7173741
She lives having god like control of her facebook group and has extreme prejudice against leaks from it
Having control and hurting people is kind of her thing
>>7173722
I do too sort of, a few months of sleeping in my car until I can organise something then start saving for the $9000 for the block of land
once I get land and build a shed that I can live in I can hide myself away like a hermit and nobody will ever have to see me
>>7173724
my family has just started fracturing into their own natural families because they're all married except for my sister Lillian and I guess nobody has time to dedicate themselves to a main family christmas
also they're mostly colouring books and childrens books and a toy or three
>>7173728
I know
>>7173729
I'm fine, just old, jaded, want to give up on life
Was Madeline even a real poster or was she just created by Mercury to start drama?
>>7173744
Calm down and wipe up your ketchup spill like a civilized human being.
>>7173752
Mod Edie is a benevolent leader who protects us from meanies and you should whip yourself for daring to speak out of line.
>>7173755
I bet you thought she was cis and had terminal cancer as well
>>7173755
holy shit this the next level of conspiracy theory.
Madeline = Mercury = Edie = Quid = Cartman
>>7173759
Don't forget chara
>>7173744
hey please dont do anything like that or please call an ambulance if you need to :c
do you want to talk?
>>7173759
i vid chatted with quid like
twice
can confirm shes not the same
>>7173760
I was gonna but i asked myself "is that too much?" and couldn't find an answer.
>>7173764
Dw, it wasn't.
>>7173742
once you have finished training your gf to be a man are you going to start injecting her with T while she sleeps and start calling her your boyfriend?
>>7173763
Breaking news, Isla is part of the madmercediquidmanchara conglomerate. The naming committee will have to reconvene.
>ask dad to make doctors appointment because I have a cold
2 hour angry rant about how I'm the most selfish person on earth (literally says this)
>>7173757
Edie surpassed Susan in raw damage to the trans community when she caused one of us to kill ourselves
She a near 30 year old 2nd wave hon that exposes being a whore, self medding, and drama when the concept of how people live while being trans has left her behind
>>7173769
i got called selfish by mine for an hour because i asked for my medication lol
>>7173744
is that cum on your pant legs?
dirty dirty girl
>>7173772
That's just a meme. All hail Mod Edie.
>>7173769
Maybe you should show your self-less side and make an anger management class appointment for him.
>>7173766
She like told me I smelled better then her today
>welll I should I'm your girlfriendddd
She got really mad and stopped and yelled " I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND"
>y...es sir
>>7173769
stop being a selfish cunt then
>>7173760
Still not over the fact that Madeline joked about Chara?
>>7173768
Isla is the /mtfg/ public queen, and Edie is the Shadow queen, ruling us all from behind the
scenes via her tranny Illuminati powers, it was so obvious, why didn't we see it before?!?!?!
>>7173785
Is there anyone Madeline did not apparently trash, how did I miss this thread?
i feel really bad for madeline
>>7173788
show me your butt mein fuhrer
>>7173790
She was easily the most hostile and toxic trip in years.
>>7173787
They are the Queens eh? Oh yeah? Well I declare myself Empress. Take that.
>>7173793
why are there so many people crawling up her ass then?
>>7173790
mercury is p trash person
tfw tinder date tomorrow and cant sleep cuz nerves
>>7173780
>ywn be 5'nothing"
At least my younger brother is like 6 inches taller than me and everyone suspects he's older so that's pretty cool.
Being male height has its perks too, I guess.
>>7173796
I don't know, they should fuck off assuming they aren't just her as anon.
Her cronies and white knights are cancer.
>>7173799
poz
>>7173785
Lol no, she was making a harmless joke and apologized as soon as I brought it up, she wasn't even making fun of chara she was making fun of me. Quit trying to make up dumb rivalries.
Madeline didn't deserve this
if you're reading this /mtfg/ is the problem, not you
>>7173801
wait mercury did you reset your router?
>>7173806
I hope this upset him enough to reconsider taking those hormones he ordered.
>>7173800
wew bringing up height
ouch.
>>7173802
I haven't chosen an heir thank you very much.
>>7173806
It's not even mtfg it's like one or two hateful trolls. They've done this to me before but I lurked first and knew they weren't serious :P
>>7173812
Can't I be one of those minor princesses that gets married off to one of the Habsburgs?
>>7173813
stfu virgin
>>7173806
>Toxic, transphobic, racist, asshole insults Korra who literally is one of the kindest trips here
>Didn't deserve the hate
>>7173775
ty, yes, I hope so
I came out to my mom and brother and close friends over 3 years ago, and everyone else like a year ago, so I really gotta get on this lol...
>>7173817
>mercury
>kind
are you on meth?
>korra
>kindest trip here
kaffir is just as bad as dollface
>>7173788
we dont have thanksgiving and also nobody wanted to come to sushi train for my birthday despite everyone being fine with going to my younger brothers birthday last month and the fact that I had told everyone at the start of the year I wanted to go out for my birthday
>>7173815
Sure why not.
We'll marry you off to /ftmg/
>>7173813
too many things to list, mainly me being too nervous to talk :/
Madeline has,
>Called Chara a psychopath
>Called quid a pedophile
>Told Elan to detrans
>Insulted Sheen
>Insulted Sarah
>Called Korra "brown shrek"
>Insulted Carol
Why do people defend her?
>>7173828
>Called Chara a psychopath
Well, she isn't wrong?
>>7173825
I'm a princess~~~
>>7173828
but that's all true all mercury did was tell the truth
>>7173795
Isla and Edie are Queens in a secret transbian relatinoship!
You are the Holy Empress of the Empire!!
Quid is the Supreme Ruler!!!
Elena is the Fuhrer!!!!
Maeve is the Brigadier General of Hamsters!!!!!
& everyone else are democratically elected Presidents/Chancellors/Princesses! ! ! ^=^
whos madeline?
maddie?
>>7173834
Yes
>>7173833
can i be a democratically elected Princess
>>7173834
mercury with dropped trip
>>7173833
no
nononono
no
NONO
N O O N O NO
im agp
>>7173832
>they seem shitty af tbqh
thats why I am upset at them because I know they're not shitty, they just couldn't give a shit
>>7173843
that kind of makes them shitty sheen lol
>>7173832
show me your pillow lumps
>>7173842
How did it feel when Madeline told you to detrans?
>>7173832
>sleep
thats the problem, i cant :(
>>7173844
Hail the dark queen of /mtfg/
Grovel, you petulant serfs, lest you be banned from the shadows.
would cuts around like the entire arm look good
like instead of just underneath
>>7173836
We are all Princesses under our numerous supreme rulers. All Hail /mtfg/-annia, All Hail
Isla x Edie !!! ;3
>>7173846
I thought it was kinda hot, especially the part where she thought my guy voice was sexy
>>7173793
I don't think she was new. she created a new thread pretty easy and tripped perfectly with TOMBOY. I think someone just changed their trip. She was way too aggressive against key people in very specific (common) ways. Like everyone always calls the same people the same shit here, you know? I called her pretty fast a thread queen for the attitude PROBLEM, like way up the first 10 minutes of seeing her and I guess it stuck. Then some coke head I guess later that night "bullied her out" immediately using the same insult, and then she started using the same thing in a self depreciating thread and added quid in to insult her. Then the coke head was calling quid a coke head and I'm wondering if MADELINE (given what we just saw -- she's just a nutter posting cock) was just some trip that was also on coke being an anon. I'm keeping my eye out for new suspicious as fuck trips for a few days. She TRIED to integrate tonight, none of us took the shitty bait. So she got herself banned out of frustration posting cocks. i used to troll that way.
>>7173854
lmfao you wish you could cause as much drama as madeline but you'll never play in the big leagues, kid.
post pic of madeline
i'm curious now
>>7173853
if you mess with the mafia the mafia will mess with u...
>>7173855
Nah, I reckon hugs around your body would look better.
>>7173850
hellohello, yes, i WOULD LIKE an order of warm dorkface buns pleaseNthankyou
>>7173850
Ill try again in a little bit :(
>>7173858
Sarah solved it. I can't believe we thought you were coke-anon
>>7173861
dollface mafia
>Don Dollface
...
and I forgot the rest of the dollface mafia members...
>>7173855
Don't cut yourself =(
And cuts on your arms are only good for drawing attention.
>>7173858
>I called her pretty fast a thread queen for the attitude PROBLEM
Holy fucking shit, YOU started it?
>>7173839
It's not intimate, you two simply cuddle and tell each other bedtime stories while watching anime
and eating ramen, all the while surrounded by stuffed animals and candy, paid for by taxes from
your citizens. (:
>>7173858
way to be an asshole fucking bitch
>>7173863
NO THANK U!!!
>>7173864
:c
anything i can do to help?
>>7173867
i used to love that meme so much lol pic related
>>7173862
i wish
i could use a hug right about now
>>7173865
no pictures but im gonna carve me hand again
i already have little rings carved around my knucles
>>7173868
self harming helps and
the arm is the most convenient place
>>7173844
its just because we're all getting older, we range from 30-50 and we are stubborn, tired people who grew up with an alcoholic abusive father who would beat our mother and sometimes us, so we never learned to settle our problems rationally, we're all fucked up and can't deal with each other anymore I think
I've always been the quiet, neglected one nobody wants to be around so its no wonder they didn't want to come.
>>7173858
>I'm keeping my eye out for new suspicious as fuck trips for a few days.
So, Sarah is literally on a witch hunt for new trips because she wants Madeline to stay gone and never reintegrate?
>>7173871
Woah Madeline's here!
>>7173869
Yeah, and I was right.
>>7173871
I used my trip if I remember right. I rarely if ever take it off unless I'm trying to back room. I don't evil twin arguments or sockpuppet or gaslight or image craft anon.
>>7173877
I don't care what she does. I just don't want to see huge cocks posted here lol you just saw that right? or did I imagine that? She's gone she posted like 10 cocks.
>>7173869
madeline posted this image a lot if this is her i really like you and you deserve a lot better than this
>>7173874
We'll hug next time we meet, I really hope you don't cut yourself though.
>>7173877
all of this just because madeline took her to task for the shit she said to sheen
this is all sheens fault
>>7173872
>NO THANK U!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MM24N9WVEr
>>7173872
I think ill be ok, thank you tho, i might take a xan to calm my nerves
School is suffering, can I just give up?
>>7173880
OH SHIT
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-foundation-idUSKBN12Z2SL
>>7173874
You really shouldn't. =/
Do you not have someone you can talk with?
>>7173828
Half of these were correct, all of these aren't at the level of what mercury dollface korra and Kayla do
It all makes sense now,
>Madeline calls out Sarah for attacking Sheen.
>Sarah dropped her trip and begins an autitstic witch hunt to have her removed.
>>7173860
she was here for like half a day
nobody knows what she looks like, or much about her in general
>>7173833
hamhamhamham
>>7173826
is it because you aren't confident in your voice?
or do you have trouble holding conversations?
>>7173874
if you're self-conscious about how it looks then don't keep doing it on your arm :(
>>7173891
madeline isn't maddie
>>7173888
>888
crooked hillary is going to lose already kek
florence and the machine is just so great
>>7173891
because half of this drama is all "omg you guys bullied madeline out of the thread!"
Madeline = coke-anon
juniper and the ferret is just so great
>>7173892
I HOPE SO, I JUST OVERTHINK EVERYTHING
plus i havent gone out like this in a year or so
>>7173879
uhhh
that was mercury
Just for clarification, so I don't slam the wrong people.... was that the same person who just went fucking insane or did I just misread the name before files got removed? Is Madeline still here? if yes I got this wrong.
Literally all I did was say (trip on) "stop being a thread queen lol". Some coke using faggot continued using that **ALL NIGHT** not me i read the archives it was said like 40 times probably including the OP (mosted by madeline herself...who might have missed my sarcasm meaning stop insulting others).
But for real I don't want to drive off people if that's not what happened. >>7173902
word. I looked last thread. I thought it was her for some reason.
>>7173891
Different people.
>>7173861
The sound of a half dozen estrogen shriveled cocks fapping In empty rooms to glowing computer monitors has never seemed so frightening
>>7173894
im like 85% confident in my voice, its mainly cuz im super awkward and have trouble holding convos
as far as voice goes tho if i post a clip can i be judged to see if i have anything more to worry about :P
>>7173892
>L M A O NO!!!!!!!!
>i posted tons of butte pics and u didn't even appreciate it, it's never enough!!!!
liar liar pants on fire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GqqSboucv
>>7173899
fuck off already
>>7173893
Thi-thi-this conspiracy has reached so many levels of I genuinely don't even fucking know!!!!
Like damn, so it was Sarah, then Mercury, then Madeline, then Mercury again, also Korra was
there, and...like, what?!?! Also Quid and Edie were involved but not involved, also some random
crazy girl (Natalia) showed up and like then there were penises, like...seriosly like what!?!?!?!?
>>7173899
")
Oh god what the fuck is happening what did I miss when I was at work
The world is going to end
there is still drama?
>>7173911
>OMFG STOP AHAHAHA
booty flakes!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJdhqltOex
>>7173894
All hail the mighty Hamster General who will one day bring upon DOOOOM to our fair /mtfg/
Empire/Republic/Kingdom/Transexual controlled Dictatorship!! xD
honestly this whole thing is the stupidest thing in thread that I can remember ever happening lmao
>>7173913
It's some hot gossip
literally newfag's first drama I'm loving it
>>7173918
>tfw the guy i've been kinda dating impersonates that same guy and tells me this shit all the time as a joke
r-ryan??
>>7173911
yea thats true, thanks edie, i feel a bit better now :P
honestly this whole thing is the stupidest thing is this whole thing is the stupidest thing is this whole thing is the stupidest thing is this whole thing is the stupidest thing is this whole thing is the stupidest thing is
>>7173909
i was just wondering because someone here talked about going on a date and not talking much due to voice
but yeah i'm incredibly awkward myself, worrying about it won't help :p
you'll be a-ok i'm sure
>>7173914
which one is your favorite
>>7173919
:3
>>7173898
So, let me get this straight:
>Madeline starts her transition and makes a trip to celebrate
>See's Sarah attacking Sheen and being a cunt
>Calls it out
>That makes Sarah very angry so she starts calling out Madeline for being passive aggressive
>Madeline is sensitive to this and says she really doesn't mean to be, then goes to bed
>But in reality she just did a line of coke and is attacking herself and starting fights as anon
>Quid tries to defend Madeline but in reality is also attacking her with anon off to fan the flames
>A day later, Mercury is taking on both sides and refocuses the argument to be Korra vs. Madeline
>Madeline "gets back" and pretends to act sad and leaves
>Mercury continues but gets banned
What
>>7173923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDu4xpHfLZ
yes?
kiwi is a(n) _________ transsexual
fill in the blank
>>7173929
transgendered transsexual
>>7173927
I have a completely different account of this in my mind...
WILL WE EVER KNOW THE TRUTH?
>>7173929
trans transsexual
https://clyp.it/tzghi1lb
>>7173932
>you forgot the part where i assassinated madeline and recalled the dark forces
Yeah, I don't even understand where your place in this is.
>tfw she takes you home
its honestly the worst feeling ever
the night drive is comfy tho
>>7173926
lauren <3
she licks me all over and kiss me lips
>>7173932
edies ice cream is delishious
https://clyp.it/caghyqyj
pookie says hi
>>7173935
the diabolical chessmaster. her moves are subtle but calculated.
>>7173932
what I need is some more of that http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tY9NnWwYcZ
I wrote an erotic lite murder mystery novel 50,000 words total (nah Im lying I haven't started yet) each chapter 1 month of a year (11 total one missing on purpose where the characters all go insane in November).
Best girl Sparkles got her throat slit and no one knows who keeps posting the pictures on MTFG (not 4chan tho). No one has any idea who the evil anon is, but the new trip is super nice!
I like my new book idea. :^)
>>7173927
Seems uhh...not really like what happened. She was being a thread queen way before that attacking others besides who you listed.
>>7173929
tranny transsexual
>>7173942
pls i need to distract myself
>documentry says phil ochs was a liberal guy
wew
>>7173937
what
>>7173927
ok, but barely any of this is actually true, most is just rumors cokeheads started
>>7173942
woa wtf are you a transbian transsexual are you hitting on me or am i just way 2high
>>7173927
>Mercury continues but gets banned
this is the happiest news I have ever received
>>7173944
I'm great at putting that off. One year I wrote all 50k in the final three days, with 26k on the 30th
I might actually start tonight now that you reminded me tho anon
>>7173953
wait wtf wait what
>>7173955
Cause it's literally all made up. She made like probably 25 posts or whatever, you could just read them in the archive if you're that curious
>>7173953
i just finished like 2 hrs of overwatch desu, games were a little bit tilting, im just listening to relaxing music rn
>>7173955
NO GUYS DON'T YOU SEE THE COKEHEAD IS THE CRUX OF THE MYSTERY. THE SMOKING GUN.
>>7173953
sure I am but to prove it I need to know http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUG0cifntc
>>7173961
yea ok faget
>>7173961
yea i keep crashing my pharah win rate :( 70% to 50% rip, ill never be plat
>>7173932
>Edie trying to make the person she killed a meme
I'm not even shitposting, you're a psycho
>>7173967
tfw plat
tfw healer / genji player
feels good
>>7173941
We mere peasants will never know what the great diabolical mod ruler is thinking!
Eventually we will all fall, but for those who survive, there will be numerous cute boys to be
had, and neovaginas for all!!!
All as long as we obey the great Dollface and her merciless mafia!! :3
I don't fucking get it, was it all just Sarah being butthurt and insane or was it all Mercury? I get Sarah's potential motive but why the fuck would Mercury get involved.
Who is the cokehead? Was it Madeline or Sarah? Sarah says it wasn't her but at the same time Sarah is a basket case and has admitted to starting the "thread queen" shit that was the cokehead used as it's main ammunition. Was the cokehead Mercury?
How does Edie fit in?
>>7173961
played my first comp game and utterly destroyed them and then in the next game I was placed in a couple people were like "wait, are you in... placements?" and they were all at least rank 200 and I was like uhh yeah and they were like well, that's ok, just wanted to know, and then I dragged down the entire team and they lost brutally lmao
haven't touched comp since >>
>>7173970
you know you likesucikng dick you rtranny faget dont lie
also this drama is dumb
everyone so riled up about shit that wont matter in a week
well actually this is mtfg and grudges are forever so i guess it will.
>>7173961
lol r u ok?
>>7173970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gxlBdZiZ7e your booty aaaaaaaah!!!
>>7173973
i said sge was thread queen as a joke
if that's what its all about this is even dumber then I thought
>>7173976
You talked to Madeline when she first showed up, what do you think of her?
>>7173973
Neither. I just called someone a thread queen. I didn't get butthurt and if you'll notice I listened to the "terrible insults" and removed the quotes from my name. Mercury I don't know.
You act like thread queen means a thing and I didn't repost it in thje thread.
Stop being a fucking thread queen.
>>7173980
what hes easy mode
and fun as FUGKK
>>7173973
all of mercury's anons were exposed when she was banned, so it was confirmed she was playing both sides.
If the coke-anon thread is still up and those posts are now deleted then coke-anon was mercury, otherwise, who knows.
>>7173972
praise be to the mafia!!!!!!!!!!
>>7173973
i don't fit in at all, anons just started spamming that i was conspiring to kill madeline and have her ousted from mtfg despite us being friends lol
>>7173974
:((((((( U GOTTA GET BACK OUT THERE QUID-SAN
>>7173975
>pic related
>>7173977
r u ok
>>7173979
NO
>>7173980
das not that bad honestly. i'm only plat at the moment and i'm a genji/tracer main and i'm constantly having an anxiety attack lol
what level are you i didn't know you played OW rly
>>7173981
Sarah is claiming to have started it, and the coke head repeated it over and over.
>>7173987
lmao fuck idk why thats funny
>>7173973
that wasn't the main ammo did you see it? not by a stretch. it was /pol/ thing and a "retard tranny retard" crap.
>>7173858
>>7173987
>NO
I-I say http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I2xxVfWbdJ and show me your buns
>>7173976
Because it's fun, and we are all bored, plus, discussing drama is better than actually having it.
This is the after show, Chris Hardwick and all!! (:
Also, no one would ever hold a grudge against you Grace, you are the waifu of the board!!
*hugs in bitcoin*
>>7173991
LOL
HOLY SHIT
THERE'S NO END
>>7173987
This is just another Mod Edie powerplay, you got Mercury banned, not Madeline. You're utilising the Madeline = Mercury conspiracy for your own devious ends!
All hail the dark queen.
>>7173991
Wait, so Sarah was the cokehead?
>>7173991
if you didn't know sarah was a narcissistic cunt that fuels drama by now, then really, it is all your fault
>>7173987
I live to serve you and your magical 20 inch penis great Don!!!! ^-^
Isla is queen
>>7173997
yep.
>>7173989
literally all i do with my friends in OW is repeat voice lines in the most autistic ways possible all day long and i've been crying at that zarya line for the last 24 hours lmaaooo
>>7173991
oop
>>7173992
IT'S NOT HOT AT ALL I AM WEARING A BIG SWEATER RN
>>7173994
that's not that bad honestly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm like level 430+ i forget lol
>>7173996
all hail the dark queen, me
>>7173999
the royal don's penis needs cleaning!!!
im queen
>>7173987
I'm trying to be a good team player and get solid at a character in each category, I'm decent with junkrat dva and mercy (8 commendations once with her <3) so far, and I'm working on pharah and soldier
>>7173997
not even similar people
>>7173982
I dont know her well enough to judge. She reminded me of myself in some ways, so I feel some sympathy towards her.
This conspiracy witchhunt is silly
When you adopt a trip you should be aware of the consequences
Dunno how many times I've been subject to bullshit here but that's a part of the trip life.
Honestly /mtfg/ has never cared about defending a new person like this, I think they just want more excuses to hate people.
>>7173991
this is damning tho
>>7173993
>discussing drama is better than actually having it.
Seems like discussion and having it is the same thing rn.
>Also, no one would ever hold a grudge against you Grace, you are the waifu of the board!!
Eh, I'm an irrelevant fag at this point
>*hugs in bitcoin*
Hell yae paid hugz
>>7174002
I'm so fucking confused.
>>7174006
quid are you seeing this shit?
>>7174003
edie if youre ever in sf or sj we should hang out and get high and play ow and get pizzahut and hang out
>>7174014
wtf it's me
im queen ferret of mtfg
>>7174008
>Honestly /mtfg/ has never cared about defending a new person like this
Oh wow, someone making sense amongst the sump of madness.
>>7174003
it's p hot up in m'ere
show me da booty and http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yu3M6A8DWO
a dumb goof like myself will never get a frickin gf
what's the point of even trying
ugh
I have been growing this fruit for 20 days so I could put it in the pot-luck
it was an "ancient seed" that hasn't been grown in millennium, the description when I bought it from the trader said it wasn;t even sure if it would still grow.
surely this would put the pot-luck over the edge
but nooooooo
>>7174009
lmao yep but I'm kinda trying to avoid this whole thing at this point
>>7174009
sarah is cokehead, or something
madeline is lurking as anon, uses same image filenames for reactions too or whatever i think
quit being silly guys and be nice baka.
>>7174006
those are all good! altho ana zarya and mccree/reaper are really good tooooooooooo
>>7174008
>this is damning tho
right lol now this is actually getting interesting
>>7174012
i'm game tbqh
get it
game
>>7174017
i hate u
>>7174020
don't do it lol one of my best friends has the silver border and now everyone just asks us why we have no lives. TO WHICH I HAVE NO RESPONSE ;_;
we should play together some time!!!!
>sarah goes to sleep
>**HOURS LATER** in a different thread someone on cocaine claiming to be a different person who hates us all shows up
>is it teh same person???
>the troll hates this accusation and to piss quid off posts proof it isnt the same anon (you capping)
>quid apologizes for being wrong later after realizing the honest mistake
>sarah doesn't care because whatever this is gay.
That was the story.
Anything else is unrelated to that story.
>>7174022
Sarah wasn't cokehead
>>7174015
Isla is queen, ok?
No more problems, you see?
>>7174023
ea sports itsinthegame
ediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
i only took 3 pufssss
>>7174024
>>7174025
No, cokehead just happened to save an image with the exact same filename.
>>7174019
i love you
>>7174022
Red pill me on this clown lol
>>7174023
you can just make fun of them for having responsibilities :P and yea we should! whats your bnet?
>>7174023
>i hate u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sFdWiHHGDg that moment is now, the moment of butts!!!C
SARAH IS FINISHED
I guess this is a good distraction from how much i dont wanna be home rn
>>7174028
lmao girl whenever i do more than 3 hits i'm high for 24 hours, i'll pray for u
have you had sex high yet? i'm prob gonna be doin it wit da boy again soooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
>>7174032
i try to but then it just makes me look even more lame ;_; my bnet is lily#12487
>>7174034
omfg LMAO STOP
>>7174035
she'll never post in this town again!!!!!!
>>7174024
look who has "returned" after being found out lol it's like pottery
>>7174037
noooooo not yet
how do transbeans even have sex wtf
>>7174037
wtf lmao how much more of a lightweight could you be I have to smoke you out now
also can I add bnet
>>7174036
I wish I could cuddle with you
>>7174036
i like your pajama pants
wtf are you harpies even going on about
who the fuck is sarah?
>>7174041
cuddling naked and making out mostly, and touching butts and using toys and stuff
>>7174037
my memory is kind of foggy but iirc http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uBEvaeugAt i need some clarity here wink
>>7174040
why can't you eat a fruit
>>7174024
Seems more like,
>Sarah "goes to sleep"
>Cokehead starts posting suspiciously Sarah-like trash
>The Cokehead denies it
>Quid apologizes to Sarah later because she's a nice person
>Then Sarah accidentally uses an image the Cokehead did, with the EXACT SAME FILENAME
>>7174045
>who the fuck is sarah?
Jfc who the fuck are you newfag?
>>7174050
because it doesn't let you
>>7174043
I've heard it's fun
>>7174044
thanks
apparently they were inside out lol
>>7174029
as Madeline, not Sarah.
>>7174008
I suppose you are right, but non the less I still think its best that everyone just kind of get it out of
their system, so that people can go back to being nice to each other and such!! (:
& no you're not, you're a vital part of this community, you're one of the kindest, most
pleasant girls on this board, you are a ray of sunshine in a very blue domain of nonsensical
bullshit. You may be a lot of things, but irrelevant isn't one of them...however, you are a fag though.
u____u ...my sincerest apologies senpai!!
>>7174056
how did you get such good skin all of a sudden i must know
>>7174054
awww but butt I just wanted to http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bmobnopR6k
>>7174059
>as Madeline, not Sarah.
what
>>7174024
EXPLAIN THIS
>>7174059
oh wait i wasn't up-to-date sorry this drama is confusing
I like to think there's an alternate /mtfg/ out there where Sarah left instead of Madeline.
>>7174064
omfg this is damning evidence Sarah WAS coke-anon and quid was right and Sarah thought she was clever but made a rookie mistake
>>7174061
*unfriends*
jk its alright if youre on my team..I guess, Im gonna finally head to sleep tho
nini mtfg
>>7174069
Her "response" completely ignored it too.
tfw qt boy is gonna cut his chin length hair really short and sexy and then spend a few days with me on vacation getting high and having a ton of sex
>>7174062
By borrowing someone else's phone that had beauty settings on I guess lol
im still actually ugly
>>7174060
>so that people can go back to being nice to each other and such!! (:
When does that ever happen
And d'awww, thank you. I appreciate it. Even the fag bit. Gay pride yo.
>>7174031
no need to be rude, i'm just a longtime lurker, no history, so nothing to redpill on.
>>7174071
So we've solved it. The drama was due to Mercury and Sarah and we never have to care about who Madeline is again.
>>7174074
She's in rage mode that you called her out, expect coke anon to suddenly show up again and for a ton of anons to hate you tomorrow.
>>7174075
>So we've solved it. The drama was due to Mercury and Sarah and we never have to care about who Madeline is again.
SCREAM
>>7174073
how much do i have to pay to date you
im not good at this
>>7174075
I liked Madeline she should come back
If the only people who dislike you in /mtfg/ are Korra and Sarah than you're probably a cool person.
>>7174078
Lol reminds me of the time i called her edgy and she was hung up on it for days.
>>7174075
>we never have to care about who Madeline is again.
Hooray for pawns!
>>7174080
Free food, affection, dick
YES CLOSED OVERWATCH TIME
>>7174069
when am I ever not right tbqh
have I mentioned how much better I am than all of you lately
(this place dies without drama just doing my part)
>>7174078
bad luck me.
>>7174073
why does grace get to be adorable and I don't
>>7174087
You are you just post only the fraction of your face that has teary eyes and that's not cute
>>7174073
Grace do this face pls
>>7174083
In her "coke anon" post she called herself edgy, I bet she put that in there as a way to say only maniacs on coke think she is edgy
>>7174084
i can do all of that
can i hold you
i play vide o games too
can i be a cool gamer like everyon elsee here
>>7174094
your hair is so long omg
>>7174095
p long for a boy yea lols
>>7174091
Well spotted anon.
Sarah is a full on fucking gameplayer, and desu it was foreshadowed well what with her always talking about herself like she's some tortured genius surrounded by idiots.
>>7174073
It...happens, for very short but non the less pleasant periods of sorts. ^^"
I will be seeing you at the "Gay Agenda Illuminati Orgy" I presume then?! (x
But seriously, don't put yourself down so much,
get a nice stuffed animal and cuddle with it, and
be the best Grace-chan-sempai that you can be!!
>>7174094
no ur not a loser nerd like me, sry try again
>>7174081
idk
>>7174090
>>7174099
>always talking about herself like she's some tortured genius surrounded by idiots.
It all makes sense now, hers and cokeheads main point was that Madeline talked to people like she thought she was smarter than them.
Sarah probably just got talked to as an equal and it set off her victim complex because she thinks she is above everyone.
Holy shit.
But Mercury still makes no sense.
Should I add a tilde to my name? does it work?
>>7174089
I do?
>>7174105
symmetra is objectively better than dva that's why
>>7174106
10/10
Nice job
Why hasn't Sarah responded to this?
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/image/py-RG80UISpsjCTvc3jsug/
>>7174107
Sarah clearly has some pretty major issues and some awful ways of dealing with them.
As for Mercury, I think she just thought Madeline was racist.
>>7174110
wtf ar e you jolkin rn cause i cannot tell
I'm angsty can i go back to being a boy now?
>>7174094
attention whore every 5 minutes to force relevancy and cute status
>>7174111
ty
>>7174109
thats all i ever see at least
>>7174112
isn't it a little clear why >>
>>7174115
I AM NOT JOKING
SYMMETRA HAS AUTISM JUST LIKE ME
>>7174097
your no boy
>>7174114
Based on the deleted anon posts Mercury was playing both sides to instigate drama.
>>7174107
>>7174114
As hilarious as I find all of this I'm not actually involved I got banned for not baleeting dickpics end of story
None of the deleted anons were me y'all are rediculous but I love it
Ty for making me laugh desu
I was barely involved/aware of whatever tripfag villain I thought the shriek thing was funny and racist that's all
>>7174087
you are adorable you're a little muffin desu
>>7174120
I want to see the mental gymnastics she performs to explain it
>>7174122
I'm done
>>7174127
I don't how about we just drop this tbqh
>>7174125
But why did all those anon posts get deleted
>>7174128
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>7174114
>>7174099
>>7174091
>>7174083
>all more than thread bump limit seconds apart
What's your fix on Sarah and Madeline and Mercury Quid? You're the same anon as last night and none of us know what you are responding about or too. You're just responding to yourself or similar minded drama anons.
You need to stop. The rest of us really don't care about this drama and those people have done nothing.
>>7174128
>who do i have to rape to get relvent thes days
Madeline
>>7174128
>who do i have to rape to get relvent thes days
IM FUCKING SHOUTING
>>7174130
YES
like i don't know why people care so much about this drama wtf
I'm more broke than all of you
>>7174125
So it's just a coincidence that all the anons were deleted at the exact same time mercury was banned?
Perhaps coke-anon and Sarah just coincidentally saved the same pic from the same place and happened to both feel it's worth posting on 4chan?
Or maybe we're being naive
fuck im ihigh i g2g pease
>>7174136
qt3.14
>>7174138
It's not going to drop because it's not native thread users. It's just /pol/ campaign or something. This is targeted. Your best bet is literally ignore everything being said by anons for awhile. Maybe until morning. This last some long hours last night and got worse and worse over time until users gave up.
>>7174116
No.
>>7174123
This is not true but if it will prolong this circus and amuse me further pls continue this line of reasoning ok?!!
>>7174132
Idek man
I'm wondering that myself....:
Maybe the mods are trying to have me take the fall for all of this.....
Maybe the mod is someone we all know...someone in this very thread....but posts sporadically.....a person I fancy......
....
I've said too much already.....
>>7174142
love it
>>7174141
That's a pretty crazy coincidence since it's never been posted here before.
Seems to me she saved it to use as coke anon but forgot and used it again today
The chances of the only two instances of that image being used on /lgbt/ being both Sarah and an anon who is claiming to not be Sarah is pretty slim.
>>7173929
train transsexual
>>7174147
Dark Queen theory confirmed
>>7174141
The truth is
I'm coke-anon, Sarah and Mercury are the same person
Sarah is her alter; you heard it here first
>>7174147
Dollface?
>>7174134
thank you I hate getting caught up in this
>>7174152
Trainsexuals
I'm just sad Madeline is gone. If we can't get her back I'd at least like to see Sarah answer for driving her out and starting all this drama.
>>7174153
If dollface is the don does that make me Michelle pfipher to her scarface-?
>>7174155
Hiro has sent his cronies after me gtg
These self responding anons are really annoying me.
>>7174158
>I'd at least like to see Sarah answer for driving her out and starting all this drama.
That's all you actually want, using people isn't nice.
>>7174147
but who??????????
>>7174143
shush, you
>>7174158
You need to stop anon, because sarah didn't drive her anywhere close to out. They laughed at the thread queen joke shortly after it was made because it wasn't an insult it was a joke.
She got driven out far later by very very different people (like the campaign FUDs here).
>>7174162
No, optimally this all gets dropped and Madeline comes back. She was actually nice, ignore the conspiracy shit saying she's toxic it's all unraveled now.
She didn't deserve this.
>>7174168
thought you went to bed :s
>>7174168
Quid can you confirm this? It didn't seem like Sarah attacked anymore but mistaken sheen and I'm sorry to bring that up but I gotta know. It really has never seemed like she's been mean. She's a bit crude and talks a lot but she is not a bully. Do you know what happened? Sorry to ask.
>>7174163
Who was phone?????????
It was me, dio.....
>>7174170
>She didn't deserve this.
Nobody does when it happens but you dont see this kind of outcry ever
>>7174174
i'm so sorry.......
im drunk
>>7174168
Dropping trip to harass somebody based on their vulnerabilities is bullying.
Either way Madeline was a shitty person, it's good she's gone.
should i top the guy i'm dating tho
>>7174183
I don't believe that's true stfu. she leaked her trip too you know that? she was new and got hit by trolls.
ok back
i made the sandstorm synth in serum and im making it go
doodoodoodoodoo
its fun
>>7174185
She called Korra a nigger unprovoked.
>>7174173
I had a spat with her but about something completely different, idk anything else.
Every time I take life seriously, I hate myself
I can't do anything. I'm a burden, an embarassment, a whore, and I should kill myself.
>>7174188
hahahahahaha wait do you think im star girl??
>>7174186
She told you to detrans
>>7174166
it's true
you're a little ball of cuteness
>>7174188
if shakira callerd korraa the nigerian word would that be racust cause theyre both black?
>>7174191
Most of the stargirl posts were Mercury
>>7174194
Shakira also hates Madeline
>>7174196
idk who madeline is is that maddie??
>>7174192
Yeah, because she wants to bone me as a guy.
It's a compliment u dillhole
>>7174196
But shakira is extremely autistic
"Stargirl" was mercury, she was basically namefagging as emojis, everyone knew this she wasn't hiding or anything, then people started putting the same name down so she switched to a trip
>tfw sexted with a tranny cam girl with a 7 inch gt
How has your morning been mtfg?
>tfw you were gonna take a shower but your brother is in it atm
Bastard
>>7174202
i had dinner and cuddled and some other stuff with A cute girl and then she brought me home and im feeling clingy but she probably wants space so im gonaa sleep instead of bothering her
>Korra and Shakira bullied out a new trip for saying one mean thing to Korra
LOL
>>7174202
>how has your morning been
We've solved the madeline drama. It was all because of Sarah/coke-anon and the elusive dark queen of /mtfg/
>>7174202
neovag > gt
gt is for boys, neovag is for men
>>7174204
join him
>>7174206
Good thing I filter both
>>7174202
if i look in the mirror cn i say i cammed with a tranny w. an 8inch penis
>>7174204
go outside and hose yourself down in front of the neighbourhood boys
>>7174204
Is there room for two?
>>7174202
im drunj
tell me about brown shrek, why does he live in a swamp
>>7174213
tfw 3 inch penis
I want a boy to touch my boobs and cuddle with me under the covers
>>7174220
nipple biting is where its at desu
>>7174200
Extremely autistic
However, Madeline or whatever was being racist she made a few off the wall comments, but then so do most here which is why I filter over half the thread
>>7174201
Correct
Was this not immediately obvious from the jump?
I even identified the posts that weren't me, Jesus
There aren't even that many emojis I can use ):
>open up laptop after a long day and see this
>tfw the romance is dead
>>7174220
i will do it
>>7174226
ohhhh is that what that big filter list posted was?
i seriously hate all the racism here so much, ironic or otherwise
>>7174213
this is bullshit a girl has a bigger penis than me
>>7174235
california and yes
>>7174195
sorry for delay im watching a blizzard con replay. hey so idk what that means or care but i hav never used the n word here i would appreciate not calling me that. pls no bully anon
>>7174197
she got bullied by anons who are blaming people like mercury and korra and other black people i think i really do not want to be a racist but it seems this is racism from /pol/ as often on saturday and friday
>>7174227
this thread was funny i thought the person who originally said was jokin a bit tho i thought was said
>>7174224
Still early for new thread
>>7174239
Too far away :-(
>>7174244
We fucking need it given the anon trolls. Don't stop this.
>>7174246
this gif only serves to prove my point
you're a little muffin
>>7174251
We go to 150 images faggot no exceptions
So this is my first day lurking on /mtfg/.
As I understood it
Madeline is the best thing that's ever happened around here since everyone is obsessed
Mercury is a side kick to dollface and a nigger loser
Maeve has autism with hamsters
Kayla is near 30 but only 27 and still a loser
Natalie is an absolute cunt or a random troll
Dollface is a two faced bitch
Korra is a brown shrek who tries to be goody two shoes and religious but still chimps out on people when mad
Grace is showing her true colors and become a bitch over the months
Kiwi is still pretending to be a girl as an alternative to replacing Cheska who left him
Quid is too new and irrelevant for me to even comment anything meaningful on
>>7174249
yipes
and now that i know you were cyba all along it hurts like 10x as much
>>7174263
*Maeve is cute with hamsters
ive been posting on this thread for over a year now and im still not any closer to getting a frickin girlfriend
>>7174263
madeline is my fake wife
>>7174290
how are you rachel?
DEAD
SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT
>>7174256
nu-uh
look how wide my face is
>>7174263
what about snickerdoodle
>>7174325
your face has a normal width as far as i can tell
>>7174315
Because most of the U.S. is still asleep. Mostly early birds like me or Britfags around this time.
>lost one of my guy mode earrings in the shower before work
>now have girly as fuck earrings in at work
Fuck fuck fuck
Watching the damage control Edie had last night brought a tear to my eye
>>7174263
lurk some more senpai you didn't even mention sass
>>7174117
are those jet fights I see?
>>7177460
er *fighters
oops