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Old memes edition

• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• I like you.
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No drama
>No girls

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>ywn play sombra because your friend wont let you play anyone but lucio, zenyatta, and mcree when you need to practice aiming
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>>7167133
overwatch sucks
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xth for I really really really want to die.
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>>7167137
it's fun desu....
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╔═════════════════ ೋღღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black shemale ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღღೋ ════════════════╝
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mold emes
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>>7167140
but men are sexy :(
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how do you feel about the words

>trap
>tranny
>shemale
>femboy
>transexual
>transgender
>trans
>transgirl
>trans girl
>transwoman
>trans woman
>transbian
>mtf
>m2f
>amab
>dmab
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>>7167138
xth for never ending torture
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>>7167130
I could use eva to stay warm in the winter
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>>7167131
>Old memes edition
is this old enough

can i be part of the old memes club now
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>>7167144
That's life.
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>>7167147
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>>7167145
I'm not qt enough yet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLbj7zMxvs

first for I want to destroy pretty things
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>>7167147
Omg Grinman! If I see that cat once again I swear!
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>>7167131
I wasnt included because nobody wants a hon as part of a group
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Anyone want a discord link to mtfg YAWHG?
http://www.theyawhg.com/ I already paid for it so we can play it. I read and narrate you don't even have to download, just need a streaming computer so you can hear my despondent male voice narrate and hear the questions posed to you by the game.

>>7167131
I'm still a new fag aren't I?

Oh god. A year will be February.

>>7167156
I wasn't included because I'm new as fuck and recognize only like half those.
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>>7167152
debatable
but you just need to be warm anyways
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>>7167159
>I wasn't included because I'm new as fuck and recognize only like half those.
but you can recognize I am nothing but a man
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>>7167161
maki I want to hug you and feed you skittles
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>>7167143
>>trap
Fetishy term for neckbeards, but most traps are probably trans anyways so meh
>>tranny
The trans n-word. How I feel about it depends on who's using it and intention
>>shemale
Porn term, only to be used ironically, if at all
>>femboy
Repressed tranny
>>transexual
Outdated clinical term. Unfashionable to use but still accurate
>>transgender
Umbrella term
>>trans
Shortening of umbrella term, generally what I use
>>transgirl
MtF trans person who is young enough to be a girl
>>trans girl
See above
>>transwoman
A transgendered woman. The appropriate term for a MtF that is an adult.
>>trans woman
See above
>>transbian
Trans lesbian
>>mtf
Clinical term
>>m2f
Clinical term
>>amab
Assigned male at birth, just a descriptor
>>dmab
What is this?

>>7167148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnly1W-DYUw
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>>7167143
>trap
reminds me of /b/ and /r9k/
>tranny
acceptable
>shemale
reminds me of kayla
>femboy
reminds me of red
>transexual
important
>transgender
reminds me of transgendered
>trans
acceptable
>transgirl
acceptable
>trans girl
^
>transwoman
old people use this word
>trans woman
^
>transbian
ayy
>mtf
acceptable
>m2f
sub4sub follow4follow
>amab
wtf
>dmab
^
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>>7167131
that's like middle-aged memes at best tbqh
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>>7167161
hi kira
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>>7167162
>>7167159

Newness has nothing to do with it bb
In this one, I can count like 7 ppl minimum I outrank by like 7 months
Looool
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>>7167131
who are 95% of these people and why do they no longer patronise this thread?
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>>7167128
you could probably figure it out
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>>7167160
If I ever get cute enough I'll hop on a bus and visit you senpai
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>>7167165
amab and afab is important terminology, there's no other non awkward word for it

>>7167168
I recognize like maybe 20% of yall from the old days, newfags
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>>7167164
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>>7167173
amab and afab are too tumblry for me
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>>7167159
you're newer than me, so yeah.

>>7167164
>Unfashionable to use but still accurate
I've actually taken a liking to it. It differentiates from people who claim to be memegender
>dmab
designated male at birth
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>>7167170
cause why would they lol

I only came back because... fuck, why did I come back :/
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>>7167168
>that neckbeard in the corner

LOL
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>>7167155
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>>7167180
>spending years in a general and then just leaving
that's mean though
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>>7167178
ikr
there are three superfluous words in each
is the goal of social justice just to make everything pointlessly verbose?
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>>7167182
Please stop posting pictures of yourself, they're uncanny and make me uncomfortable.
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>>7167181
>>7167186

Chaser like hons... Idk
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i love quid
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>>7167187
lol literally what drama
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>>7167179
Oh ok I thought it was like "demigendered" or something equally tumblry.
Idk, I tend to avoid saying transsexual just because of how clinical it is, but occasionally will use it when pressed. Most people here are transsexual in the traditional sense of the word anyways, and I guess I'm a transsexual too.
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Why do republicans want to repeal Obamacare so much?
that's the only reason I have insurance
Besides it was their idea to begin with


>>7167172
Yay
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>>7167193
elanna is an important transsexual
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>>7167195
>Why do republicans want to repeal Obamacare so much?
>Obamacare
>Obama
That's why.
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>>7167191
<333

>>7167195
The critical partner with twenty years experience that helps me run this place would be dead without Obamacare
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>>7167168
I would be none of these. I'm more of a half-girl half-boy half-goth half-punk half-anime half-memester. I need many new clothes. I'm a total weeb and i do wear a lot of flannels like flannel. Actually that exact one pretty much :P

Also cyba wears glasses so this is already wrong :<

Where is one with drakeposter hahahah also is this like a show? fuck that's way too much characters oh boy.

>>7167191
I'm ambivalant. Up until today I ignored her mostly, but today she was calling me on some bogus shit so now I'm gonna hold a grudge. but in fairness, she got me on some valid shit too with the quotes in my trip. Those had to go awhile ago. Disgraceful.

>>7167192
You were getting involved in some business that didn't really involve you earlier imo but i'm not going to filter you or pull archives because you're really not that bad.

>>7167195
It's fucking terrible. I get highway robbed in NY from it. Broken piece of shit system (because of the republicans breaking it for sure). Some states it's worse worse worse. Total hostage situation.
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>>7167193
I say 'trannies' and 'faggots'.
For some reason, ppl are flustered and Dont like talking about that subject anymore..
Some have the audacity to tell me I shouldn't use those words... Like I'm insulting myself or something
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>>7167195
It's not free-market.
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what was the biggest contributing factor in (You) deciding to transition?
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>>7167202
You're new.
Lol
Cyba used to have glasses and drakeposter kinda happened over the summer
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>>7167205
I wanted cheaper car insurance
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>>7167203
>Some have the audacity to tell me I shouldn't use those words... Like I'm insulting myself or something
it's probably because no non-trans person can use "tranny" without it coming across as being derogatory, so when you say it, it makes people uncomfortable

you dumb tranny
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>>7167205
Pain.
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>>7167195
>why do [political group] want to do [pointless thing]
just get off this ride and stop giving a fuck
you'll just be dead in sixty years anyway
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>>7167202
dw, i'm never on any desu. i'm just here
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>>7167205
I hit age 24 and realized it was pointless to keep fighting on as a man. So I started figthing **BEING** a man. I'd tried fighting everything. The government, my schools, my body (via razorblade), computers hacking, etc.

>>7167207
I was here for the drake thing and cyba used to NOT have glasses did you mean? if yes that makes sense.

I only really "knew" everyone here since summer too but been asking about HRT since feb. Now I'm just hanging not researching.

I miss not having to find store fronts...
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>get phone stolen
>go to court
>defendant appeals
>anyone looking through public court records for this case now thinks i'm racist
tfw
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>>7167210
Its like saying nigga.
Its our word.
And I LOVE calling gay people faggots to their face.
Trannies are alpha faggots and they really can't be offended by us
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>>7167202
I mean Obamacare has problems, but repealing it just takes away some of the benefits and insures less people
we need something better
but generally the right just wants to get rid of it and that's about it
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>>7167205
I'm just here to murder ppl
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>>7167205
realizing that the dysphoria won't go away and will only get worse with time.
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>>7167203
>Some have the audacity to tell me I shouldn't use those words... Like I'm insulting myself or something
It's because you're making them uncomfortable.

That said I don't like it when cis people police my language. Come to think of it though, I actually think I've been using words like faggot and tranny around people that don't know I'm trans..
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>>7167204
I dunno if people's health should be wagered on the free market...or be left in the hands of people who have profit incentives, senpai
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>>7167219
They believe alternative solutions lie in the free-market rather than government benefits.

>>7167220
Murder me.
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>>7167219
I'm an anarchist who would rather be homeless than forced to buy government insurance. I'll shoot dope in my arms before I go to a hospital again.

>>7167220
D00d it's the 4th. u a week la8
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cordi's taking me out for sichuanese food today
i'm excited
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>>7167218
>tfw no minority word you can use that makes outsiders feel uncomfortable and on edge when you use it
4x4s are dumb anyway
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>>7167222
Bahahhah.
Well, its not hard to prove...
I take solace in dropping my voice in a sjw situation
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>>7167205
when i found out praying away the gay is a meme and rhe self hate wouldnt go away unless i transitioned
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>>7167213
Probably a lot less if they repeal it :^)
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>>7167205
nothing else to live for.
i was gonna jump into the valley but got on hormones. it gives me an excuse to stay alive i guess. i feel better about life but this isn't going to give me enough purpose in the long run.
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>>7167197
kiwi is a important transexaul
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>>7167223
Well the idea is that the government is either a) inefficient at doing such a thing or b) it's unfair to force the rest of the population to pay taxes for other people's health.

Another idea is that because the insurance companies are in competition with each other, they will all compete for better benefits and lower prices.
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>>7167224
You have to have sex at camp crystal

>>7167225
Uhh daylight savings
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>>7167228
That one has bigger tires and a stupid fun exhaust now....
Waiting for the 2017 revision on the engine so I can add a turbo kit.
Yeeer.

I also enjoy screaming about 'stupid fucking white people'
Like..
I'm ginger..
Obv I'm the whitest
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>>7167234
Jason is an important murderer
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>>7167195
I need to get cute faster desu

I know hanging around boston would be fun
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>>7167236
oh no
looks like I'm not dying then
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>>7167229
I didn't want to out myself to them.
Plus don't you think it would make them even more uncomfortable if I just dropped into my male voice and said "it's ok, that's our word"?

>>7167239
(You)
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>>7167231
you're one of my favorites. I had the religious stint too. My mom thankfully despite her issues actually gave it up. Took her from preschool to force me through a BAR(MALE)mitzva as a jew but i havent been even remotely religious in over 1.5 decades. And thank Lordy lordy Jesus for that!

>>7167235
I still shake my head at ballots cast for elephants...i still shake my head at ballots cast for Donkeys. JUST TELL ME WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, ON NOVEMBER 10th to make sure there's no government to elect 5 years from now.

It's at the point on a computer (moving out soon I swear D:) where my parents hear me laughing and ASSUME I'm trolling and bug me to stop -_-
I'm 24 that behavior is so pathetic that I even hear their voices still. Ugh. Job where? Job when?
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>>7167239
Orly
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>>7167224
you do have to have some profit incentive to develop new or improved treatments without prolific government spending however
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>>7167243
I'm starting to see the beginnings of each crevice that divides our friend making skills
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>>7167234
elanna is an important banana
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>>7167244
Vote for whoever, not my problem.

>>7167246
Hell if I know it's true, I'm not an economist.
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>>7167238
>Waiting for the 2017 revision on the engine so I can add a turbo kit.

>tfw i don't even know how to change a tyre
valq, how do i git gud at cars?
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>>7167252
It's a Johhny Hobo song (of course it is Sarah).

Do you want to play Yawhg instead of asking what it is? You should just agree to skype me (anyone can stalk me i_dont_have_a_username (that is my real skype username so you can dox me)
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How does one know if their butt hair is excessive? A lot of it has turned lighter and thinner with hrt but I am still worried I might look gross.
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>>7167250
kiwi is a important kiwifruit

>>7167248
I'm not sure that learning that making people uncomfortable is a bad thing should actually be that much of a revelation
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>>7167256
I'm in no mood to play anyting.
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>>7167257
hmm i see
you'll need to post it for examination
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>>7167253
Tools.
And a motherly figure to teach you
>>7167258
But the ones who aren't comfortable are my type of ppl....
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>>7167257
look in the mirror at your butt
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>>7167265
idk what normal is.
>>7167261
Impure!
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>Talk to girls
>Feel like ive been taken hostage by a dictator for a chat
What do girls even want to talk about, nothing seems to bite.
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>>7167264
You should work on that, there's clearly not a lot of people in your vicinity that appreciate being made uncomfortable.
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>>7167202
what business? I'm not the sort to deny stuff, you can just say it :p

however if it's defending somebody who was being harassed, that's not something I intend on stopping
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Spartan...you survived
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>>7167264
>Tools.
i have a hammer and maybe 6 or 7 allen keys, and also a crowbar that i took from a job because i always wanted a crowbar, although i've never, ever used it

also, i need my car and don't want to fuck it up
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>>7167245
+10 good girl points for wearing all your safety gear.

Congratulations, you are 2 GGP above quota!
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>>7167271
All girls want to talk about themselves
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>>7167235
>>7167235
but we pay more for healthcare then the rest of the first world
and what seems more unfair to me is for someone to go untreated or bankrupt because we all don't want to pitch in alittle in taxes.
In the earliest days of civilization a lot of taxes would go to sustaining a military for common defense and protecting people's wellfare. We have to the north the single longest peaceful border in the world, and despite how chaotic it is to the south and no matter how you feel about immigrants(altho some recent data shows immigration from Mexico may be at a net loss) they aren't literally invading us. deaths by terrorism in the entire west make up 2.5% of all globally, 2.0 of it being 9/11.
yet we spend 51% of the discretionary budget on the military, more then the next 10 or 15 nations combined, we could cut it in half and stil have the largest.
I'd argue the welfare and protection we need more is that from disease and injury now. With thousands dying each year due to being uninsured or underinsured, and the leading cause of bankruptcy being medical bills.
I think we could all afford to spend a few more taxes, or allocate a small amount of the ones we already pay on that "common defense"
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>>7167285
No I don't
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tfw quid won't help me
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>>7167287
>black
You are one of two
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>>7167286
bernie could have saved you all, he would have been like jimmy carter (except not shit)

why didn't you let him save you, snickers?
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>>7167290
what do you need dear
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>>7167295
It was rigged against him so he couldn't have won either way.
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>>7167297
I told you
I need you to mail a concealed box cutter blade to me
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>>7167282
No gloves, glasses, and my h2s monitor is in the wrong spot.
>>7167279
THOSE ARE ALL YOU NEED TO CHANGE A TIRE THO.
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>>7167302
oh

I don't think I can do that sorry

I mean I could easily

but
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>>7167286
There's probs a reason idk.
Nothing in politics is ever just a simple solution.
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>>7167307
Cissies get out
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>>7167299
tfw vampire skin
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>>7167260
well chat me up on pokemon showdown. all you need to do to make an account is type the word 'Pikachu' (it's actually great for anonymous skype/AOL AIM alternative). That's mainly why I'm there. (and autism about pokemon)
I don't think I edgy "don't" believe in ghosts. I don't believe in "god" but I think I do believe in ghosts. I'm not talking about seeing them, but seriously weird stuff has been happening with the fire alarm and some other stuff when there is REAL danger impending on my family for the last 2 years only since my grand father's death. I don't watch for it. usually it goes off and then something bad ALWAYS happens but now that I've started looking for it it's like a confirmation bias probably which is basically why people believe in ghosts in the first place.

But still that's not a paragraph I thouight I'd be serious about. My edgy male personality can't believe in astrology either. But it's a fun notion i'm going to memorize to impress ladies :3

>>7167307
pls go
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>>7167304
how about a couple hits of acid
I'll skype you it'll be funny
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>>7167288
tell me about yourself
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>>7167309
>There's probs a reason idk.
no offense but uhhh lol

>Nothing in politics is ever just a simple solution.
of course, but that doesn't stop universal healthcare from being a basic requirement for first-world countries, i can't think of a single other one without it
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>>7167295
I voted for him
but the DNC literally rigged it against him, they changed the voting times in New York, the emails show before the race had even started or anyone had announced they had chosen Hillary, and conspired to close as many primaries because they knew she does better when independents don't vote.
Even my home state Bill Clinton shut down voting booths for hours by his sheer presence and she only won by like 1%
Kind of messed up
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>>7167314
absolutely couldn't do that it's illegal, but msg me
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>>7167314
d00d please talk to me on acid i love transgenders on acid ive met one because i gave one acid once at a music festival for free to talk to me for 4 hours but then i had a panic attack and had to leave the venue a day early because it was the day I started (literally the day) of HRT. it didnt work as a celebratory thing it just horrified me. I realized I was a woman for real (would be) and I saw where I was phsyically vs the hot girls there.

DEATH was the only response my brain demanded.
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>>7167322
gib skype
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>>7167323
:/
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>>7167309
The reason is they are either payed of by pharmaceutical and health insurance companies (probably most) or they value freedom above everything else (libertarians)
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>>7167324
quidlet

i assumed you were flannel hehe
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>>7167320
Liechtenstein and Monaco don't have it.
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>>7167145

I'm slow at typing >>7167336
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>>7167327
"Just as"
I don't doubt the RNC would play dirty tricks
but I am gonna need some proof to quantify that claim
cuz the DNC and her campaign rigged this thing hard
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>>7167342
*squeeze
I love my nepnep
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>>7167335
Uhh yes they do, just looked it up, where did you get that idea? I would be very very surprised if any country in Europe didn't have it, it's just the mentality of the US's particular brand of conservatism that's stopped us from getting it, I mean Ronald Reagan was in favor of a healthcare plan that was even more socialist than obamacare but Kennedy rejected it, which he called the biggest regret of his entire political career, because it was too much of a compromise, cue the catastrophically shit healthcare of the ensuing decades :P
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>>7167342
we got to snug her better nep nep
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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck
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tfw ur a shemale tranny faggot
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Having free time is weird. Not being at work is weird. What the fuck do I do now I don't have a manager hanging over my back giving me tasks every 5 minutes SEND HELP IM LOST
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>>7167324
you havent added :c
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>>7167330
I want one so badd
I love target
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>>7167350
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Universal_health_care.svg

This map from wikipedia says otherwise.
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>>7167356
get a hobby, nerd
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>>7167323
you are legit insane aren't you
like you are cuckoo
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>>7167356
get a hobby, nerd
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>>7167357
I can't contact you now but I will later
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>>7167360
>>7167363
I could play videogames but nothing feels right
I NEED TO BE WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
So I worked for Bernie for awhile at age 20 now I'm 24.

I'm in NY (grew up in the politics and state capital of it actually its not NYC) and I was an advocate for him during my politics major degree (something I hate admitting it's in FML I don't give a FUCK about it anymore- used to want to do FBI for realsies). I used to intern (again don't admit) for Charlse Shummer in his Albany (capital of NY) office where I grew up.

I hate my life and my history. I wish I had done Johhny Hobo life style instead of locking myself in a meme office with men who are corrupt to the core doing corrupt things and not giving a single fuck about interesting stuff like LSD or nature. They're just boring paper, screen, book, wine, table, car, people. Office level boring to the maximum. That's like all they do. It's terrifying. Truely their souls are bleak husks.

I was always upset Emma Goldman couldn't run instead of Bernie. A man I did tremendous work for but NEVER MET.

That's life in politics. It's shit as fuck. I dropped out of college before my 4 year by only 1 semester. I still don't know what I want it in, but that was a stall tactic because really it was just fear of transition (or discovering my gender you know?) that pushed me out. In DC, the semester I overpaid for Ivy League school was supposed to be a full year so i could graduate from GWU. Instead, I flunked out and started using hard drugs. I don't get a repeat because I'm transgender, despite them being LITERALLY the most friendly school for it in the world. I'm dead serious about that. Worst part is, that's likely what triggered me figuring it all out (being away from home around the smartest intellectuals i've ever met).

When I return to school, it will be no longer anything about computer security or international policy. (shumer is on cyber security committee and guess what never fucking consulted me or cared.).

>>7167361
Do I seem it? I have very little diagnosed. I hate being labeled like that.
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>>7167359
according to that map, poland and russia don't have universal healthcare systems either

i think you were very silly to trust this map, emily
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>tfw you had second thoughts halfway through so half your tactical gear is coyote brown and the other half is black
Kill me.
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>>7167358
Do you use pinwheel? Omg it's the best I got like 150$ off an Xbox and this was like $6
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>>7167372
>black tactical gear
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>>7167359
I suppose there's some metrics by which you could call it non-universal, but that's quite the stretch.

>Monaco boasts remarkable health statistics and a very high standard of living. According to the WHO, a person born in Monaco in 2003 can expect to live 81 years on average, the longest lifespan in Europe. Monaco has a first-rate standard of compulsory state funded healthcare which provides quality of medical service to those within the principality. There are also supplemental private healthcare facilities that will provide additional health procedures.
>The Monegasque health care system is similar to the French system, whereby it is run on a private basis through which everyone must contribute. The Caisses Sociales de Monaco (CSM) is the compulsory social security system for employed and self-employed citizens working in The Principality of Monaco. The Monegasque public healthcare system is available to all citizens and long-term residents of Monaco, who have paid contributions to the CSM. French and Italian citizens are also entitled to public health facilities in Monaco provided they have evidence of regular contribution to their home country’s state health care scheme. The Monegasque health care system will reimburse patients between 80 and 100 % of the cost for certain medical procedures and some hospitalizations.

https://www.pacificprime.com/country/europe/monaco-health-insurance

and

>Liechtenstein has an excellent standard of compulsory state funded healthcare. Medical staff are extremely well trained and healthcare in the country is available to all citizens and registered residents. Private healthcare is also available here. All employed citizens and their employers contribute to the system. The Office of Public Health oversees the health service and provides licences for medical and non-medical healthcare. All resident citizens are entitled by law to equal access to healthcare.

http://www.europe-cities.com/destinations/liechtenstein/health
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>>7167374
tacticool
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>>7167374
it's camoflage for night time missions
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>>7167350
>I mean Ronald Reagan was in favor of a healthcare plan that was even more socialist than obamacare
Stop trying to make me not hate Ronald Reagan.
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>>7167364
ok ^^
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>>7167131
Femgen here, we want red to know we want em back.
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>>7167371
Uh why is it hard to believe that Russia and Poland don't have it?

>>7167375
Well I stand corrected.
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>>7167377
Black stands out at night, you'd want a different color like grey.
>>7167376
I guess there's always that, but you can be tacticool and tactical at the same time!
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>>7167385
no
she is a disturbed loon
>>
>>7167379
how is chara?
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daily reminder not to respond to "spookychan" """"""sarah""""""

he's an insane individual (thank d-g this is the internet and not real life so he can't hurt us tbqh familia)
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>>7167378
Oh don't worry, Ronald Reagan was pretty bad.

See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU for a skilled musical breakdown

seeing Run The Jewels in january, so pumped

>>7167382
Ok, yeah, I wasn't thinking of Russia. Poland does have universal healthcare though.

>>7167371
Russia's universal healthcare doesn't really count as universal healthcare, like most good things in Russia :P
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>>7167374
But it looks so cute over woodland!
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>>7167382
>Uh why is it hard to believe that Russia and Poland don't have it?
because they're ex-gommie countries

soviet russia were pioneers with that sort of stuff
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>>7167377
Black is the worst color for all situations it's unnatural even in an urban environment and makes a good target
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>>7167380
red is a girl
you all might be happy pretending to not be girls but she isn't
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>>7167373
Cartwheel?
YASSSS!!!!
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>>7167391
The black in M81 is part of what made M81 so bad though!
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>>7167389
Hmm I see.

>>7167392
Yeah but I kinda just though that they'd give up those systems after the USSR fell.
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>>7167391
And it looks cozy over cutesy clothes (ignore the tranny socks and the fact that Haley Strategic doesn't make the D2CR Heavy in black).
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>>7167393
But I wear black when I'm laying beside you so you'll feel racially satiated?
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>>7167403
The D3CR looks good in other colors over cute clothes.
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>>7167393
>>7167383
i'm gonna hold my hands up and admit that i've never been on any night time espionage missions that required camoflage
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>>7167387
i wish i knew ><

i still want to be platonic friends with her and she can maybe still move in with me if she needs to t b h, i'm worried about her

considering how messed up she was those last few days, i doubt she's leaving the psych ward any time soon
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>>7167397
I just have a black combat belt. I have a Centre Europe Felin Smock from France (basically big M81 without the black), so I'll just roll with that and my Coyote Brown FlatPack. The Crye Modular Rigger's Belt just looked so sexy in black, and it just felt right wearing it over my brown Carhartt.
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>>7167400
>Yeah but I kinda just though that they'd give up those systems after the USSR fell.
WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG THEN, DIDN'T YOU, EMILY
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>>7167410
I hate brown/tan colors but
Coyote>Black any day. I would have gotten this in Coyote if I could have found it. I think I have a D3CRH lost in the mail somewhere in Coyote.
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>>7167409
why did you force her to go?
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>>7167412
B-but it's cool to mix colors in gear if you do it right, r-right?
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>>7167411
Yeah I'm wrong.
I'm wrong about everything it seems.
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Mtfg, how do I stop laughing when people tell me I look like a girl.
It gets funnier everytime though
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>>7167414
i didn't, but you know that, fuck outta here
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>>7167412
that's a cute mask
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>>7167420
stop having BDD
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>>7167409
Being platonic is a big commitment
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>>7167419
>I'm wrong about everything it seems.
pretty much, yeah

that's why you can't be trusted when you say things like you're not cute, or just when you talk about yourself in general
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>>7167415
Those guys in jeans are silly, blue is another horrible color. However, combining green and tan is a good idea, his torso will blend better than the guys using black for whatever reason.
>>7167423
ty, I have a couple
They're pretty handy for those insecure days
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>>7167426
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The meme is so funny
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>>7167423
if I take off that mask will you die?
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>>7167428
No I'm right about those, you see I used to believe I would become cute but I was wrong about that.
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>>7167431
Don't give me that pasta
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>>7167432
perhaps she's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a thread
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>>7167429
where did you get them, such a thing could improve my daily mental heath
>>7167432
it would be extremely pure?
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>>7167427
lmaooooooooo

it is honestly, it is
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>>7167439
KEK
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>>7167429
Cool, then. I'll keep my black combat belt and just go with a coyote brown chest rig to go with my flatpack. And jeans are rad. Guys in Vietnam loved them and they look civilian enough to blend in if you have to strip your gear and go low profile.
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>>7167410
You know what delta wears?

A nice pair of boots, a nice pair of gloves that don't fuck with your trigger finger, and a plate carrier
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i made mor cake pancakes than expected.
i ate the 1 on top.
i'm full now.
i feel much better now.
my roommate thought it tasted like a normal pancake
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>>7167438
not going to get back together with her?
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>>7167431
Well you Canadians made CADPAT which the USMC borrowed to make MARPAT which is one of the US' most effective camo's, better than the old woodland stuff and UCP which was the weird grey shit.
>>7167437
https://www.amazon.com/KAWAI-Anime-Expression-Emoticon-Respirator/dp/B01AXV47D6/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1478312126&sr=8-5&keywords=kawaii+mask
Basically just search Kawaii Mask on amazon
I found them at an anime con
>>7167442
Blue is a horrible color and jeans can be restrictive which is why people usually opt for other pants styles. I don't know why those guys bothered painting their faces when the blue blob that blends in with nothing will give them away.
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>>7167439
Yes, desu I have never gay

>>7167438
Same
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>>7167435
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
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>>7167447
blue is the best color
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>>7167450
mmmm.
pasta
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>>7167450
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>>7167447
They must have had their reasons, being SEALs and all. Those guys even wore their blue/yellow dive shirts on operations.
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>>7167433
>No I'm right about those, you see I used to believe I would become cute but I was wrong about that.
sorry, but you've already admitted that you're wrong about everything and therefore i can't trust you on this one

checkmate and sleep tight
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>>7167447
thanks senpai
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>>7167445
uhhhh she's fucking 16 lol

i mean that's not the only reason but that should be enough
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>>7167455
Good night anon.
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>>7167349
Good

>>7167351
Yes let's snugg her
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(You)'re cute.
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>>7167460
yep, hang on
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>>7167460
A reading? That's just a paragraph
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>tfw nipples are sore and it hurts to press them too hard against anything
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>>7167460
Here we are, I think I did a p. solid job if i do say so myself

https://clyp.it/czhtquqq
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>>7167460
I've done like 2 but I think I lost the links
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>tfw tired out of nowhere
UFCK
maybe i should go to bed early
couldnt hurt, right?
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>>7167468
iktf ;-;
It sucks
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>>7167388
Daily reminder we've seen no evidence I look like that anymore (I'm lying, that's only early September but I've gotten A cups since then) and literally no proof I'm crazy. My speech pathology is on point, my grammar, and topics and >>links of response are perfectly cogent back to normal and on speed.

You're being gay stalking me, dude. Please stop. It's not flattering.
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>>7167461
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>>7167460
>>7167471
Oh wait, here's one
https://clyp.it/vqnryibz
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sigh
just when I was starting to feel safe my dad comes into my room and chastises me
>>
>tfw friend checks in on me to make sure I'm alright
>tfw still alone on a Friday night
>>7167468
>lay down on bed
>hurts because of sore nipples
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>>7167388
isnt that a shameful hate post for really no reason anon?
>>7167477
you do seem a lot better than after the hospital. I was concerned too you might have lost your mind tbqdesu
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>>7167481
Tell him your a tranny
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>>7167481
woah
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Every. Day. Every. Single. Day.
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>>7167497
Every day I wake up as a human and I just want to be a diaper dolphin.
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>>7167488
Ty :3
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>>7167498
hey friend
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>>7167491
I just looked at my feet and said "I don't know"
>>7167493
Woah?
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Anyone else want to play the Yawhg with me? Misgendering-hate-meme-Chan? >>7167388
You in sempai?


>>7167507
FOX1L gene I think, but I am not genetic virologist I just write about one. Google it. I'd say 25 years.
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>>7167504
What happened?
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I like asmr it helps me sleep
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>>7167514
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>>7167497
What manga is this?
I couldn't find anything with reverse image search.
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I just got online. Congratulations you degenerates. This is the worst thread ever.
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>>7167481
;_;
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>>7167528
But i m here
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>>7167515
I didn't go to class
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>>7167528
Wew, newfag. Thanks for the oc for my daily cringe threads
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>>7167499
I'm not even tall, just selfish and terrible. I'm 5'6" average build. I just want to lose 5 inches so I can feel cute for once and rest my head under my girlfriend's chin, and I want to be cis so I don't want to worry about any of this tranny bullshit and I've dreamed ever since I was a little kid (I'd say little girl, but who am I kidding?) of being a mother. I'll never be a mother. I'll always be a 5'6" freak with a male skeleton and huge size 12 (women's) feet and no uterus and tiny underdeveloped cone tits. I will never experience learning how to be a woman from my mom. I will never learn to sew or play piano from my mom like the other girls in my neighborhood did when I was growing up. I will never go to prom. I will never experience how awful it is to be a middle school girl. I will never be a real mother. All the women in my family are 4 or 5 inches shorter than me and have significantly larger breasts/hips, so I stand out like a sore thumb. I just hate myself so much. My girlfriend bought me a silver ring with a diamond in it and it's beautiful, and she told me she wants me to be her wife one day but that we're a little young for a formal engagement so this is a promise to get formally engaged when we're older and not college students. The ring is beautiful, and she is beautiful, but every day I think of how much of a failure of a wife I'm going to be. I can't give her children, and she won't want to be in vitro fertilized because her family has a history of horrible pregnancies that have led to deaths and stuff. I fail entirely. I pride myself on doing the cooking and cleaning in our apartment because I want her to see that even though I'm a barren failure, I can still be a good wife for her. Being a good wife for her is my only real goal in life at the moment. There's goals I have set for my hobbies, like getting to a certain level of musicianship or getting things for my collections, but my only life goal now is to try and be a good wife.
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>>7167538
>tfw you do on and off depending on her behavior on the day, mood of thread, and your mood.

>tfw you really wanna play yawhg with her and your name is sarah
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>>7167458
waiting until she is 18?
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>>7167532
Did he do anything to you? Is this yr freshman year?
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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>
>>7167525
Whispered Words (or Sasumekikoto in Japanese). It's a yuri story about a tall, athletic girl who desperately wants to be cute and small because cute and small is what her lesbian friend prefers, and she's had a crush on said friend for years.
>>
>>7167547
>tfw a boy made me read this to him once
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>>7167541
how are you feet that size for that height?
>>
>>7167547
under rated sass post
>>
>>7167548
That sounds cute. I'll have to read it.
Thanks, anon.
>>
>>7167546
Average build for a man. I will never be as pretty as the other women in my family, nor will I ever be as pretty as the other women in my community. They all look so much better than me, and they're shorter and thinner and smaller. I'm just an ugly bitch with a man voice that will never be a real woman.
>>
>>7167537
play yog with us and i'll name my bike dollface
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>>7167546
i guess you're not maddy
>>
FRESH


DICK
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>>7167562
DANK

COCK
>>
>>7167558
That's a sick offer actually. She'll probably win and love the game so much she'll stream it naked. Yawhg ;3
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>>7167551
I'm 5'6" and wear size 12 women's (size 9 men's). They're massive. I've looked into surgeries to make them smaller. They don't exist except for the super rich to make their feet tailor made for their designer pumps. If my feet were only one or two sizes smaller, I would be able to buy shoes anywhere. Instead, I'm stuck with Converse and hiking boots every day. I look disgusting, especially in skinny jeans. I'm so jealous of all the girls around me who can wear tight, fashionable jeans and still have their feet look cute and petite. I hate myself.
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>>7167549
https://clyp.it/poqxuniz

>>7167550
l-lewd

>>7167552
lol
>>
>>7167543
no

despite what some people here that never leave the house think, i legitimately thought she was 22 with one of those young faces some cis girls have, i'm just seriously not into anyone younger than me at all, i had a bad experience with a creep when i was younger, can't do it

that might/probably will change when i'm older like maybe in my 30s, but right now fuck no, i found out this girl i had sex with was 17 instead of 18, and i was 18 at the time, and i still got completely freaked the fuck out

and she's cis, which i know makes me look like le chaser xD lol but as I've said before I just can't identify intimately or closely enough with anyone cis to be in a relationship with them

plus, i mean, the girl randomly said I was blackmailing her for no reason and appeared to believe it, she's a bit of a liability
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>>7167562
>>7167563
>>
>>7167562
omg
>>
>>7167563
>>7167564
:)
(little does she know all my bikes and my car are all named Dollface)
>>
>>7167544
just ask why I didn't go angrily
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Google really knows me well.
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stop talking about dicks
>>
The one thing in life i didnt want to happen actually happened... :(
>>
>>7167542
>>7167558


why do ya'll want me to play this game so much!!! lol
also dana actually named her bike dollface. weirdly
>>
>>7167580
same
>>
>>7167578
>tfw ad block
>>
>>7167582
???
>>
>>7167582
what happened?? (assuming it's not too personal)
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>>7167580
Same desu
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>>7167577
:) that's not so bad, qt
Yr gonna make it
>>7167583
wow that is weird
;)
>>
https://youtu.be/cE_jOD2Fxvs
>Well he walked up to me
>And he asked me if I wanted to dance
>He looked kinda nice
>And so I said I might take a chance
>When he danced he held me tight
>And when he walked me home that night
>All the stars were shining bright
>And then he kissed me~
One day
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>>7167597
Wow elanna you really did turn anime
>>
Emma Goldman died 76 years ago
whats going on
>>
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>>7167591
>>7167592
>>7167594
no something far far worse, i've developed a drug habit and i made a promise to my parents that it wouldn't happen.
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>>7167600
my work plays this song erryday
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I can't post my autistic response to you here doll face. People will know how autistic and 2spooky I am.
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>>7167567
please don't bully me for being afraid of going outside
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>>7167604
Let them know and get help; hiding something like that out of shame will be more damaging in the long run.
>>
>>7167617
How autistic am I and what things do I say in particular strike you as autistic. Also is this mercury or lauren or someone else?
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>>7167602
I'm just a gay boy that took the tranny meme too far tbqh
>>
>>7167600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0U0AlLVqpk
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>>7167621
pokemon is autistic
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reminder that we're all probably not jared leto
>>
>>7167612
>>7167616
i phoned them just now and they're disappointed in me but they also see why i formed it in the first place.
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FUCKING KILL ME
>>
Is it true that girls with smaller tinklers are more mental stable and less fetishistic?
>>
>>7167638
how did you come to this conclusion?
>>
How much do I have to pay one of you to kill me
>>7167593
Don't stick your (girl)dick in crazy
>>7167562
Good stuff
>>
>>7167643
it's free if you kill me as well ^_^
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>>7167632
Shhh don't say it where the chasers can hear we don't want the secret to get out
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>>7167638
without a doubt
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>>7167649
Anime pic make me sad.

I remember seeing spirited away as a child and I ran out of the room because it made my heart hurt
>>
I just want to replace edie's limbs with wheels and ride her
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>>7167646
/mtfg/ mass suicide pact
W H E N
H
E
N
>>7167638
100% fact
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>>7167638
>tfw born with small dick, feels horrible when I have to shower and clean it
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>>7167657
I-i'll do it if everyone else does it. It's not as scary when you aren't alone!
>>
>>7167611
I'm not, I'm just bullying people that bullied me cause they were convinced I must have known she was 16 cause they haven't seen enough early twenties cis girls to know how many look creepily underage :P
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>>7167623
No negativity now, only happy thoughts.
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>>7167649
How did you kick the stimulant habit? this shit is impossible :(
>>
what should I masturbate to
>>
>>7167674
Me
>>
>>7167675
ok post noods
>>
>>7167674
doll face.

>>7167675
Damn! The captcha blocked me! Nice one anon :P
>>
>>7167675
>>7167677
im waiting anon
>>
>dry winter humidity
>still warm out
>constantly work in freezers
>live in a basement with a menopausal mom upstairs cranking the A/C and all the warm air rises
>coffee and hard liquor addict
>spironolactone

I literally can't keep enough water inside my body. And I know this for a fact because no matter how much I drink it seems like my pee is never clearish.
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its supposed to be mid 30s(90f+) all week
if I kill myself on Tuesday then I will leave an awful smell
I am going to have to turn on the aircon in January when I actually kill myself
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i have a pretty small gt and i am truely a pure maiden
>>7167674
me
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>>7167673
Flush them
Delete your drug contacts
The only answer is cold turkey

I'm sorry but you're going to either have to be off them or on them. There is no in between, and no half assing it.
>>
>>7167683
post noods
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>>7167664
>>7167668
Just go the Jonestown route with poison in the kool-aid tbdesu
>>7167674
Forced fem like a good girl :^)
>>7167682
:(
Don't do it sheen
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>tfw a spider is surrounding itself in a web down the hall
it's probably gonna lay eggs, isnt it?
idk how to kill it
>>
>>7167684
Oh mate...its literally the only thing that makes life worth living rn.
>>
>>7167673
what elann said
>>
>>7167689
Don't kill it! House spiders are quite nice.
>>
>>7167677
>>7167680
B-but i've never done it before! I'm 5'4 and way too skinny (108 pounds). I'm too skinny and small to be attractive. Plus I'm only 18. You wouldnt fap to someone who's nearly underage. I was only joking ;_;
>>
>>7167684
this this this. being sober is ur new high now.
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>>7167689
use one of your shooty sticks
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>>7167693
Not when it's near my room and wants to lay eggs!
>>
>>7167686
I hate the fact that fetish hard wired into my brain
>>
>>7167693
>>7167689
I let a spider live too long, turned out to be venomous and I woke up to find atleast 50 hanging from where the wall and ceiling meet all around the room
>>
>>7167460
i can't believe i'm doing this, but here you go

https://clyp.it/3krmo0sc
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>>7167700
But how else will your house continue to have spiders well into the future?
>>
Spiders must be eliminated
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>>7167708
I DONT LIKE SPIDERS
>>7167705
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7167690
It doesn't matter
Get them out of your life, immediately

Once they have their claws in they won't let go unless you fully extricate yourself from them, and they'll continue to make your life feel like it's not worth living without them. They're insidious in how they do this.

Get yourself out while you still can.
>>
>>7167706
your voice matches your face pretty well
>>
tfw no daddy cummies
>>
>>7167719
tfw mommy cummies
>>
>>7167712
I'm still worried about survivors, had to use spray to get rid of all(I hope) of them
>>
>>7167709
lol
:D
>>
>>7167701
I know that feeling. I've had a futa fetish for as long as I could masturbate. The only solace is as I've gotten older I've grown sick of cynicism in my porn and only want to see loving partners. Even if there's domination going on, it can't be cruel and has to be from a place of love and trust and both have to be enjoying it. Too much fetish porn has a distressed partner.
>>
>>7167725
Yep
>>
>>7167715
thanks
>>
>>7167725
it'll turn you into a whore in heat
>>
>>7167701
I used to use it as a coping mechanism (plus shit lie futa) so it's stuck in my head too. I'm really glad I never have to masturbate anymore because it started to mentally hurt when I started to transition.
>>7167719
Yummy cummy in tummy
>>
doll face go to twitch/sarahstreamslive i swear to god you better show up to the YAWHG and play a character. i'll let you pick any one, even the wizard. I'm in this creepy trans girl voice that doesn't pass its like this one i was like MONTHS ago my muscle memories are all way gone for my new voice dont bully me.
>>
>>7167725
I find myself giggling more on E
>>
>>7167714
I can do drugs right.
>>
>>7167726
not the fetish stuff, but I heavily agree about domination
>>
ok i finished masturbating
>>
>>7167725
dude i constantly laugh at unfunny shit
>>
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>>7167714
I understand what you mean, but this shit is so damn hard :( you're definitely a trooper for booting your habit.
>>
>>7167733
I was more or less a literal sociopath before hrt. (hence the attraction to a literal sociopath)
>>
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>>7167739
I feel dead inside
>>
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: p
>>
>>7167757
come play yawhg it will confirm if you aer or not for realises

>>7167758
j-juniper? (not to imply she looks that way hahaha)
>>
>>7167760
Wow HRT has done wonders for her
>>
>>7167697
can I get anchovies on my pizza?
also will there be kool aid that is also not poisoned?
>>
>>7167755
This is why I don't want hrt

I don't want my personality to be overwritten
>>
>>7167768
new personality is better desu
>>
>>7167768
It's more of a shift, not really an overwrite
>>
>>7167725
Can confirm this. I wasn't sure if E was just a mood enhancer or finally being on the shit was a weight off my shoulders or what but I laugh a lot easier nowadays. And I seem to laugh at my situation a lot quicker when others are still getting frustrated and angry.
>>
>>7167768
It doesn't do that unless you try to change yourself. All it does is let you laugh and cry and feel again like you did before puberty fucked you up.
>>
>>7167766
Yeah sure.
>>
>>7167766
Is the poetry about loving a femboy? That could be pretty interesting.
>>
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>want to kill myself before HRT
>want to kill myself still
Nothing has changed lol
>>
>>7167777
Madeline i like u
>>
>>7167766
sure :)
i really dig poems with nice one liners
>>
>>7167779
ikr
>>
>>7167781
maeve i like u
>>7167784
wtf
>>
chara was the best trip
>>
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>>7167750
For real, you can't operate in shades of grey on something like this, if you're already needing stimulants or craving them day to day it's too late, and any use is too much. The problem is that once you're at that point, any amount of use is reinforcing, and it spirals.

The only thing that worked was simply cutting them out of my life, and removing the means to do them or obtain them. My friends, family and partner held me accountable and refused to tolerate any amount of use.

What stimulants are you doing, how much/often, and where are you getting them?
>>
>>7167788
Objectively wrong lol and I still adore her
>>
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>>7167785
>>7167779
give it time
as much as i hate this response it's pretty true
>>7167787
lauren i like u
>>
quid is thread queen again everyone
>>
>>7167794
\(OωO\) \(OωO)/ (/OωO)/
>>
>>7167797
tru
>>
>>7167797
what why

>>7167802
nah if anything I would only drop trip to hate on myself lol, but that would be sympathy whoring so I don't
>>
>>7167802
I knew you were stupid, but that confirms it. It wasn't even a funny joke. All day you've been saying passive aggressive "I think I'm smarter than the trip I'm talking" bullshit. You've done it to me not once, but I've seen it.

Madeline is the new thread queen everyone.
>>
>>7167794
idk the more I see cute ppl the more I lose hope
>>
>>7167757
sucks tbdesu
>>
>>7167792
Cocaine and i spend about £200 a week on it, and i buy my stuff from one of the regulars who frequents my place of work.
>>
who is apu poster
>>
>>7167807
oh you were being sarcastic ;-;
>>
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Good evening.
>>
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>>7167777
>The Kool-aid is fine but the 'chovies are poisoned.
*spits out the kool aid*
what are you trying to pull here?!
*munches on anchovy pizza*
>>
>>7167813
oh that's a pretty shitty situation

but you have to quit, it's going to get exponentially harder
>>
quid and Madeline are transbian royal married thread queens
>>
>>7167826
no ty she called me a pedo and has the same name as that one girl
>>
>>7167821
Hi, Marceline.
>>
>>7167725
>>7167773
I'm too far into T-poisoning

I fear new emotions
>>
>>7167821
Hey
How've you been?
>>7167779
I feel you
>>7167807
Who tf cares lol
>>
>>7167794
Y-you told me it would get better yesterday too.

Though it was about HRT yesterday... my life will never get better no matter how much HRT helps
>>
>>7167832
you don't get new emotions, silly
you just get the old ones back.
>>
>>7167813
wew that'll eat up your money
i suppose if you feel like there's nothing worth living for then it's harder to see that as a concern?
>>
>>7167813
Fucking hell..
Actually having regular contact with this person at your place of work is going to make this harder, but you're going to have to find a way to remove yourself from their vicinity.

If you have easy access to coke, you're going to have a very very difficult time kicking it. You need to make it harder to get.
>>
>>7167775
I'm too scared
>>
>>7167844
that's ok, thank you very much

>>7167846
scared to be happy?
>>
>>7167832
Hormones are strong as fuck, Anon. At least mentally. There's still an autistic "layer" between me and my emotions that makes me use context clues to how I feel ("why am I so sad right now? It was about that time when that person said... ooh, maybe it was that phrase? that makes sense.") but the emotions just happen more. They're not new, just more.
>>
>>7167848
Yes
>>
>>7167850
well work on undoing that I guess
>>
>>7167852
nooo! I forgive really easily if it seems like the apology is sincere, I wasn't really mad anyway I mean I kind of deserved it
>>
>>7167875
oh, ok c: that sucks
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