No Bananas Edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• You look great today, hon.
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>7160733
I thought Kit was straight. Now I'm questioning everything in life.
>>7161730
Even your sexuality?
hey, real quick
Is heat street a satire website?
http://heatst.com/culture-wars/lena-dunham-wants-to-improve-men-by-making-white-straight-men-extinct/?mod=sm_fb_post
Awoooo~
That's racist
it's very important that i find out kit's crush
i have cancer and i might die tonight
please grant me this last wish kit
>>7161748
>i have cancer and i might die tonight
jelly
>>7161748
what if it's you
OwO
>>7161730
Wait, but she is.
>>7161725
but... but... but...
>>7161663
>the chopsticks there were made of metal
I remember having a number of sets of lacquered ones. Often I used them to hold my buns up.
>>7161689
>>7161691
>>7161697
>>7161698
Black will be one. Red the other. I do have one white bra of another type. Animal will have to wait... I actually have a lot of red tops.
>>7161695
Romans... I was sent a 40% off any two items code, and I'm using the product codes from a two month old catalog.
Well, that sucks. It won't let me combine the two. :( I combined a 30% off on that bra a few days back to get the nude colored one.
feeling a lot better after a nap
>>7161755
A nap at night?
>>7161755
naps are v underrated
glad you're feeling better ^^
i like dating men and trans women more than dfabs because i like dick
>>7161759
The fuck is dfab
>>7161757
yeah, it's pretty normal
I usually nap from 11 PM until 7 AM, but sometimes I'll nap from midnight until 9 AM. Really depends on the day.
>>7161748
Her steam is off-line. I think it's either Elanna or Erin though.
time to take my skittles.
everybody, if you forgot about your skittles, please take them now
>>7161754
http://youtu.be/PDd8shcLvHI
>>7161760
How does it feel not having a dick?
>>7161737
i've been seeing threads about this /pol/bait all day
i wouldn't take lena dunham of all people too seriously
unabomber did nothing wrong
>>7161765
https://youtu.be/JSTLA5jYdhg
>>7161730
Kit is straight on 4chan
Kit is considered very gay in real life
Kit said he's not trans
Kit dresses up like a girl
Kit, who is male likes trans girls
Kit = straight?
You decide
>>7161772
is it gay to be straight?
what if I told you lux was actually a guy with long hair, breasts and a high voice
>>7161768
>unabomber did nothing wrong
but he was an anarcho-naturist
i don't have any annat pictures on my computer though, so have an ancap instead
Would it be considered weird to participate in Movember while still girlmoding?
>>7161771
http://youtu.be/bsqLi9LfiwM
>>7161772
Kit was a chaser all along... That would explain the guy name.
>>7161772
wait, i'm confused.
kit, who are you?
>>7161776
i'm doing it
last shave on oct 31
reeee, i can't even get my friends to agree w/ me like i really don't think i'm wrong about how i look, likeidk.
e
>tfw going on a platonic date
>>7161776
I'm gonna continue shaving my facial hair, but I'm not shaving my legs.
>>7161788
you're definitely wrong but you totally make up for it by being aggressively crazy about it
oh wait no that second part is bad too
Gonna go to sleeps now
Nighty friendos
>>7161788
you're putting your friends in a pretty uncomfortable position
>>7161790
Girls need to have shaved legs!!!
>>7161786
phienchen, why did you beat up franzi earlier?
Any cute trans girls in here though?
:\
>>7161798
because thats her fetish
also because Ive MASSIVE shoulders and sometimes I need to use them
>>7161795
dream sweetly, hanna
but not too sweetly, in case you get dream-diabetes
>>7161800
Im not cute
keep looking
>>7161766
It feels ok I guess. Nothing hanging around.
How does it feel to have a dick?
>>7161786
show post ffs face
>>7161806
Salty milk and coins
>>7161800
No, we're all scared repressed boys roleplaying about what it would be like if we were confident enough to actually transition.
>>7161800
smiles & isla are p fukken cute
>>7161800
yes, so far we have
elanna
charlotte
squeak
korra
red
alines
cfh
shy
phienchen
pleb
hanna
anon
>>7161802
quak
hugg phie still really busy with uni work? :v
>>7161800
Am I cute?
https://unsee
.cc/resoduga/
>>7161802
as long as you weren't beating her to a bloody pulp in a mean way, that's okay
>>7161783
Kit is a trip here that started posting over a year ago. She was very popular. If you have talked to her before you would realise she is a really nice girl. Many girls from here fell for her charms. Towards the end of last year and the start of this one she posted less because she was being harassed/stalked by a tranny from Alaska.
what is my first testosterone patch going to feel like?
>>7161813
>korra
invalid list desu
>>7161813
you forgot maeve, maeve
>>7161813
o///o
>>7161822
aids
what do i even say to this shit lmao
>>7161814
Cal we can still be friends right?
>>7161792
hey!
if i was wrong then ppl would be like able to switch easier and ppl new to the grougp wouldn't deadname me and stuff.
>>7161796
idk, i mean like idk. i'm just trying to figure out why things are the way they are and stuff and like everything ends in taht so like i'm gonna bring it up to them and stuff....
>>7161801
like just that they're lazy and autistic so they change in like 4 or 5 years time the quickest and that i'm not raelly that bad, and idk, i don't really see any of what they're saying and stuff desu
>>7161813
u need to replace me w/ you and like then it's good.
>>7161829
oh ok. i actually know what they feels like and it's really unpleasant
>>7161807
nope its a secret
youd have to come and look in person
>>7161816
quak!
yes ;_;
'tis a cruel existence
might get a bit better in a week if I am lucky
>>7161818
of course not :3
>>7161817
More pretty than cute
Was that what you wore on the date?
>>7161821
Are you an mtfg historian or something?
>>7161830
laugh at him of corse. but you seem like ur not in the best mood
>>7161822
Salty milk and coins
And an elann licking your patch
>>7161837
do you look like nikky now since you went to the same surgeon? is that why you are ashamed?
>tfw anon says ur not cute
okay :(
>>7161844
Here be me
In kinda boymode
>>7161854
>listening to anons
i SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this
>>7161832
>so they change in like 4 or 5 years time the quickest
Sorry can you explain what you meant by this
And I totally understand what you mean when friends tell you you look good and pass and such like my friends say I look great and I just don't see it in myself most of the time
>>7161838
No that was for murder mystery night, this was me for the date
https://unsee
.cc/dapegumi/
>>7161813
I'm too old to be cute. I'm definitely beautiful, though.
>>7161855
Yeah you're cute. You're so pro at this fishing thing though
>>7161800
I'm a boy
>when her boymode is better than your girlmode
>>7161833
oh, I just know natural testosterone feels like aids. There's no way artificial T would feel much better.
>>7161851
no. nikki is a qt
I am still ugly, but its not as bad as it was before.
>>7161859
as in like he, and deadname and like all that jazz, like that's where a lot of my ideas have their roots in desu, like i know that i'm right if they can't change, cause that would be like the thing that shows that i am not passing..
>>7161863
When are you going to get ffs?
>>7161865
I meant I know what aids feels like, but I guess I know what natural T feels like too.
I'm just a little nervous since me and the doc don't actually know if the dosing we're trying is anywhere near right for getting me up into female range.
i'm still not used to being called cute.
just turn your attention to the creepy pictures of me
>>7161869
Boys don't need ffs
>>7161821
But do you know who her crush is?
>>7161865
I feel bad for FTMs, I don't even think this is a dysphoria thing because the only thing different about me is I have less acne. But being on E just feels.
It feels so much better.
>>7161859
>No that was for murder mystery night
Moderately jelly; I always wanted to go to one of those
That's a pretty nice dress too - it reminds me of a character from something, but it's just out of reach of my mind.
>>7161877
They don't cut thier dick off either
>>7161883
They do if they're a sissy fetishist like me
>>7161877
it's kinda weird.
if i didn't know any better, i'd say that you behave like a transboy trapped in a transgirl's head
I hate YouTube. I go looking for one song and I end up listening to something else from the suggestion list afterwards. I had forgotten about that one. I'm pretty sure this one-hit wonder went FtM and into street fighting soon afterwards.
http://youtu.be/5aWb0CkqeLM
>>7161862
Im master fisher man
>>7161855
caddy turned her little bro into trannydoom
>>7161883
anon you don't understand
elanna is the MOST male. she liked her penis so much she wanted to protect it so she hid it inside of herself
>>7161867
Ah I get what you mean, I know this could be difficult depending on your situation, but maybe try hanging out with people who didn't know you pre-transition and see how they interact with you because if they treat you like a girl then you obviously pass, some people do have a lot of difficulty moving past, the past and would be bad to use as the soul judges on whether or not you pass
>>7161881
It was hosted by my support group it was p fun but I was really moody and anxious that night so I didn't let myself have as much fun as I should've
>That's a pretty nice dress too
Thank you I got it at a thrift store ^~^
(It makes my shoulders look massive irl though because it had poofs on the)
>>7161831
Yeah, i didnt know you still wanted to be friends with me though. You didnt add my new skype yet.
I should probably get food. I haven't eaten anything all day today
>>7161888
Just so you know I don't think you need ffs at all, I'm just extremely jealous and wanted to take it out on you, I'm a horrible insecure person and I feel like shit for even trying to make you feel bad. Going to KMS soon
>>7161892
I'm honestly just a trans girl that doesn't really give a fuck tbqh. Meming aside I'm definitely a girl.
>>7161863
Cutie
>>7161894
what a qt
>>7161896
What does that mean?
>>7161901
Yeah. I have a box here of 60 androderm patches. My testosterone has hit rock bottom since the balls were destroyed and my energy has been low lately. The hope is that boosting the T up to female levels, instead of essentially zero, will give me more energy.
The worry is that I couldn't find dosing information so me and my doc are going in blind. It might be waaay too much and I won't know for sure until a month in with first blood tests.
>>7161917
Well if you notice it at all it's probably too much
>>7161917
wait, our androgen levels drop to 0?
>>7161908
Let me lick your neopuss
>>7161914
Thats not caddy. caddy is a rapist who enabled kiwi to rape jocelyn on skype with HIS grandma charms
>>7161920
>I selected all of them for how pretty they looked against my hair
Lol that's cute!
And for slickness, could you eat wet noodles with them like a pro?
>>7161904
Yea im away till sunday soz
>>7161923
Nah. Adrenals still work. My T levels are at the low end of the normal female range.
>>7161923
cis women produce test from adrenal glands and ovaries. If you use too high a dose of AA or when you get an orchi/srs you'll end up just producing testosterone from your adrenal gland and it tends to be a fair bit lower than normal cis female ranges. Most post op transwomen turn down the offer of low dose testosterone. I'm willing to try it at this point because I have no other explanation for my fatigue.
>>7161903
i mean strangers gender me femal but that could just be pity passing desu...
>Tfw you're too scared to post a picture of yourself on here
How does everyone else do it so easily? ;_;
>tfw ywn have a following of people who love you and want to marry you
why live
>>7161865
Medicine might taste bad but you have to take it to get better. And if not overdose
Same with test
>>7161937
You about to fap to trannies anon?
Who is the edgist trip on mtfg
“Do you remember,” [O'Brien] went on, “writing in your diary, ‘Freedom is the freedom to say that penises are male sexual organs?”
“Yes,” said Winston.
O’Brien held up his left hand towards Winston, and pointed at his crotch.
“What are penises, Winston?”
“Male.”
“And if trans activists say that penises aren’t male but female — what are they?”
“Male.”
The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five. The sweat had sprung out all over Winston’s body. The air tore into his lungs and issued again in deep groans which even by clenching his teeth he could not stop. O’Brien watched him. He drew back the lever. This time the pain was only slightly eased.
“What are penises, Winston?”
“Male.”
The needle went up to sixty.
“What are penises, Winston?”
“Male! Male! What else can I say? Male!”
The needle must have risen again, but he did not look at it. The heavy, stern face and hallucinations of biology books filled his vision. A male sexual organ appeared before his inner eye like an urechis unicinctus, weird, blurry, and seeming to vibrate, but unmistakably male.
“What are penises, Winston?”
“Male! Stop it, stop it! How can you go on? Male! Male!”
“What are penises, Winston?”
“Female! Female! Female!”
“No, Winston, that is no use. You are lying. You still think they are male organs. What are penises, please?”
“Male! Female! Male! Anything you like. Only stop it, stop harassing me!”
>>7161923
Yup, I actually was offered testosterone supplementation after SRS.
I turned it down but no T at all can actually be bad.
>>7161907
Sorry for making you feel bad, that was not my intention
>>7161929
Will you do it platonically?
>>7161911
Thanks cal :3
>>7161946
No it's my silent moment of rageful meditation and self loathing
>>7161939
by doing stuff like this.
but now i have exponentially more photos than ideas of how to deface them
>>7161948
LMAO LOVE THIS
>>7161947
Me!
>>7161954
>>7161939
when people insult me i take it constructively or let it validate self-hatred
when people compliment me i try to believe it but it doesn't work very often
Today I got up earlier than usual. I went for coffee before work because I've always enjoyed people-watching on rainy days. After sitting at the coffee shop for what felt like an eternity, I slowly made my way to work.
At the crosswalk there was a beautiful girl without an umbrella, whose impatience was visibly growing as she was getting wet. Taken by her beauty and what's left of my courage these days, I slowly snuck up beside her and placed my umbrella above her squarish and masculine yet still beautiful head.
She was surprised and I just smiled. I asked her where she was going and she told me "Work" in a raspy male voice. Immediately I knew this person was not what you'd call a typical female.
While standing there shocked by her unfitting voice, she continued as if there was nothing wrong. "My name is Ufufu and you can find me later on the mtfg board of 4chan where I am queen." She chucked the lipstick smeared cigarette butt on the ground, crushed the burning cherry with her muscular leg showing beneath the black skirt and spit out a big hoark. "See you later baby" she said and winked, as I noticed the hidden five o'clock shadow beneath the heavy makeup move in waves on her face. Staggered, I stood there trying to puzzle-in what had just happened.
>>7161957
I want to rewrite 1984 like this.
>>7161939
Just like this.
>>7161962
You tie with Sarah and Kayla. I've not heard of Clarissa.
>>7161938
>but that could just be pity passing desu.
Do you live in a liberal area?
And to me (at least in my area) I don't see much pity passing they just seem to avoid gendering me all together if I'm not passing
>>7161939
By putting them on unsee and not having as strong of a sense of shame as I probably should
>>7161967
Today I woke up earlier then usual so I made a big breakfast and watched Return of the Caped Crusaders.
It was good.
>>7161970
I'm in a different category edge however.
>>7161969
You'd be hotter if you still had a penis desu
>>7161967
ufufu has the best voice on mtfg but other than that 19/10 story
>>7161964
yea, no matter what you think of my actual appearance or personality, i have a habit of taking my insecurities out on myself
>>7161940
good
less competition
>>7161940
How many is required for a following?
>>7161984
one person is not a following
sadface
>>7161940
I just want one person to like me..
>>7161969
hé CFH, si j'allais en france, puis je taper ce cul?
je parie que tu seras une bonne dominatrice
>>7161989
you don't need a following when you've got me
>>7161995
what did I do
>>7161983
yeah, it does pretty much come down to full-time use over years to really get your voice solid unless you're quite lucky I think
>>7161994
Just two more and you'll have yourself a bonafide cul-- I mean following.
>>7161976
>you
>edgy
>>7161982
for some reason, it makes me feel better, like a dose of perspective, like "hey, i may look like shit, but i look much better than that image i doctored to insult myself"
>>7161973
i do, and idk. i can't imagine someone hearing my voice and saying grill desu...
>>7161983
Rest in Peace u w u
At least they're pretty and you can style your hair with them
(holy shit my autism just turned off I just realized that's what you were talking about ahhh)
>>7161996
hey snick-snack paddy-whack, are you feeling okay? you seemed to be having a bit of a depressive spell lately, but you look like you're in a better spirits now
>>7161976
It makes me hopeful that some of the stuff you post may honestly just be edge instead of what you actually believe.
>>7161947
It used to be Chara until she left. Mado now, I guess.
>>7161917
that sounds kinda crazy desu. Might be interesting though.
>>7161998
I don't know.
Once I get my synth body I'll show you all.
Can't have mental illness if my brain is just lines of code
what's your fave game of all time mtfg?
mine used to be Zelda majora's mask but it's become a meme game now. Paper Mario and Paper Mario TTYD ate tied for first as my favorite.
>>7161998
Did you kiss Marina when you met her?
>>7162014
nep listened to me while I nerded out about stardew valley in skype
I feel ok today
>people think they're edgier than me
ur nothin kiddos, i bet you've never even bullied
>>7162007
Ahh maybe you pass other than voice and they just stick with girl because you look feminine enough to still trip girl in their mind? idk
S-so i decided to do it because i have nothing else to do. Please ignore the fact that i have awful bedhead and the mirror is at a dumb angle ;_;
https://unsee.cc
/besaputo/
Thats how it works right? Also i'm 2 months HRT. Am i at least ok?
>>7162032
Emily lets date
https://discord.gg/WMxkG
>>7162020
Anything that lets me do this
>>7162033
MAJOR QT
>>7162032
This actually on some level is a bit of a relief though, ngl.
>>7162018
I'm trying to get them to share their patches because I'm curious what a full dose of T would be like.
>>7161983
>>7161931
I remember one time joking chopsticks were great for dieting.
>>7161999
I wish my ME/CFS sore throat would go away so I can work on my voice. Sounds raspy/gravelly like I smoke.
>>7162009
Yep! I used them in my hair... I think they were all of Japanese origin. All were painted with intricate patterns.
>>7162019
Yes, but which lines... Or is it the data?
>>7162020
Skyward Sword probably
d-did you see my apology a few threads ago .-.
>first ever titty skittles haven't even shipped yet
>already not eating bananas and eating for salty food in excitement
i feel silly
>>7162033
lots of potential. keep it up anon and to answer your question yes you're very much OK
Hi friends I'm back :D How is everyone
>>7162048
>tfw on spiro and had 3 bananas today
live on the edge desu
>>7162032
>I am edgy ;__;
self-hating =/= edgy
you are just a (you)-slut with self-esteem issues
>>7162045
no but it's the thought that counts. now that my blood isn't boiling i can think clearly again. even though I disagree you were trying to help and it's the thought that counts
>>7162019
wat
>>7162021
no. I am not into girls
>tfw young and not even on hrt and you still look better than these delusional hons posting pictures of themselves to "show off" how they look
ayy lmao?
>>7162034
I'm married to the sea sorry.
>>7162040
Unless you're referring to my beliefs about myself, I believe all of them are true at the time. If you're referring to my political beliefs, nearly every single one of them is ironic.
>>7162052
Studying while posting on mtfg.
>>7162057
Excuse me but have you even seen my posts about aboriginals?
>>7162029
idkkk
i s'und like a man tb.
i don't even look like a grill desu, andro at best//
>>7162069
Love you, bae.
what's your opinion on tootsie rolls
I LOVE NEPPY <3333333
I WANT TO MARRY HER
i love her so much i wish she was mine i'd snugg her and hugg her and kiss her everyday and never let her go
lets all talk about how great Nep Nep is!
>>7162064
yeah that's pretty fortunate
you should get on hrt as soon as possible if you're young
>>7161998
Do you still talk to kit?
>>7162077
LESBIANS OUT
>>7162064
wow me too :O
>>7162064
>tfw you are that hon who posted a pic
>>7162081
havent seen her online in ages
idk where she went or what she does
>>7162048
My only diet requirement is protein.
It's the only fuel a man needs
>>7162069
Yeah, the political beliefs is really what I'm talking about.
When things get kind of /pol/ I never really know what is meme and what is real, because there are those that unironically believe some pretty crazy shit.
>>7162069
>Excuse me but have you even seen my posts about aboriginals?
no one likes abos, they're like the gypsies of australia, i get your disdain towards them
you go OTT about it for edgy points, but i see through you like you're a book made of glass
>>7162069
What about now?
My only diet requirement is semen.
It's the only fuel a trans needs
>>7162077
Snickerdoodle... watch what you say...
>>7162099
keep taking your grill pills and you'll turn out fine anon!
>>7162102
Or it just might get true?
>>7162076
garbage
i don't like how it tries to bridge the gap between chocolate and non-chocolate candy if that makes sense .-.
>>7162099
You wanna go on a date uwu
>>7162101
>tfw nobody pumping you full of tranny fuel right now
Who else /rich/ here with a daddy paying for a designer vagina?
>>7162105
;-; that's just what I love about it
more for me I guess
>>7162110
w-wait im not a weirdo, im just a tranny who shitposts on 4chan..thats normal!!
srsly tho why would you want super chewy chocolate that doesnt even taste good
>>7162101
I had my bf call me a shemale once during sex, it felt so dirty and gross and I was so turned on by it.
>>7162114
>daddy
im p sure my dad doesn't know I'm a tranny and I'm absolutely terrified to tell him and have no plans to do so
idk if emotionally im strong enough to lose both parents
>>7162085
>>7162092
I don't care what anyone says i love her so much and i'm gonna marry her!
She's mine and we will be lesbian princesses together and live on a farm with 3 kids and a dog named spot and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!
>tfw you love nep more than life itself
I lover her so much <3333333
>>7162102
NEPPY NEP I LOVE YOU <3
hugg nep snugg nep... f-f-fuu... no i can't say it >~<
>>7162119
fair enough that's p. normie
but it tastes delicious >:/
>>7162075
<3
Love you too
>>7162082
I study then shitpost then study and so on
My councillor also suggested rewarding myself for studying.
>>7162096
Most of what I have to say political wise should be taken with a grain of salt.
>>7162098
If I was a book made out of glass how could you read it? All the words would be jumbley and messed up.
>>7162100
Someone beat you sorry.
>>7162114
Yeah I'm rich, my Nigerian prince is paying for my SRS.
>>7162114
quid
>>7162121
that would just instantly end things for me lol, glad it was hot for you though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLbj7zMxvs
I really wish I was Jason Voorhees. That's like my perfect life.
I would be so happy.
>>7162125
>She's mine and we will be lesbian princesses together
snickerlewdle, that's lewd
my arm is really sore is this a drug thing
wait
if Hitler only lost because he attacked Russia
and Hillary is going to lose because she wants to attack Russia
does that mean that Hillary is Hitler?
>>7162103
They're less like pills and more like tabs that i stick under my tongue (my spiro is pills though). But i will!
>>7162106
I doubt you live in the same area as me. Plus i've never been on a date so i honestly dont know what i'm supposed to do, lol
>>7162129
Lmao yeah right
My dad is the most anti surgery person in the world :v
he's gonna freak if I end up getting an orchi but as long as he accepts reality when I come out he should want me to be able to get off the liverkillers
quid is actually really cute
Almost tempted to work with leather, tobacco, burnt rubber and gasoline notes for my next perfume project...
>>7162140
Actually I'm going about it as
1 hr of study then a half hour break then back to study.
>>7162066
No, over the years I lost most of them. I know I lent a couple sets out and never saw them again. I had many different patterns. I think I know what box the ones I still have are in, but it's in storage.
Interesting stuff here.
https://www.etsy.com/search/bath-and-beauty?q=chopsticks
>>7162144
Where do you live? I've never been on a date either so we'd both be in the same boat.
alright, i've transferred all of my photos.
i don't think anyone has seen this 1
>>7162121
This should not be hot stop it brain
>>7162128
That's a relief
>>7162094
cry on 4chan ;-;
>>7162128
>All the words would be jumbley and messed up.
yes, that does indeed describe you quite well
>>7162152
I'm the same age as Chara, I'm not trying to chase you lol. I just like complimenting girls here.
N E P
E
P
is cutest trip <3
>>7162163
>I'm the same age as Chara
Underage b@.
>>7162138
[keep on running]
He comes alive in metropolis lights when the musics way too loud
Deep in the night it's easy to hide and he's got it all figured out
White satellites getting lost in his eyes but to him she's just another girl
Roll with the tide like the wind and the sky and he'll only let you down
Oooh Jason
Tell me what you're chasin'
Because the night will never give you what you want
Oooh Jason
And if you can't escape it
I hope you find whatever you've been looking for
>>7162162
uhh err uh
shit... ._.
>>7162157
heheh
>>7162163
aight but still hugbox, I haven't even posted any girl mode pictures on here
I think I can make it to cuteness within a year tho, with sufficient skill
>>7162171
Isn't Chara really 42, though?
Am I popular yet?
>>7162137
>>7162121
>"Your pussy is so tight, anon. Such a good little girl."
>C-Call me what I am.
>"What are you?"
>A shemale.
>"You like getting fucked you nasty shemale? Getting your tight ass fucked by a real man while you pretend to be a girl?"
>M-More, please daddy.
>"You really are a filthy tranny, making so much noise but your pathetic dick isn't even hard. Does it not even work? Maybe you aren't a man after all. You sure don't take cock like one."
Shit, if he said that to me now I'd hit him but that turned me on so fucking much.
Maybe I'm AGP after all.
>>7162185
>Am I popular yet?
how is your voice training going, mtfg?
>>7162185
>ywn give emily headpats
worst feeling
i still can't get over how great this phone app is
>>7162191
It isn't.
>tfw only trans friend has a naturally passing voice
I fucking HATE her.
>>7162191
>voice training
I keep being lazy and not doing it at all. I've yet to even start again :c
>>7162154
Boston, lol.
Also i hear you're underage so thats kinda ummm. I mean i'm 18, but underage is kind of different for me. I'm an 18 year old high school dropout who lives with a shitty mom, and i have some depression/anxiety issues as a result. I would almost feel like a bad influence on a younger person ;w;
>>7162194
Clover is better than the desktop site.
>>7162191
One minute let me check...
*Testing testing*
Ahem.
FUCK OFF
Do people here rly screeny pics to use for later, or am i safe to post a selfie, cuz if they do thats kinda weird
Anyone who tries to (You) nep is gonna feel my wrath, shes mine and you dont stand a chance
I'm a big strong boy and i will protect her and not let you near her
>>7162201
i know, right?
>>7162205
>Do people here rly screeny pics to use for later, or am i safe to post a selfie, cuz if they do thats kinda weird
there will always be people who save your photos when you post them, anon
you can't afford to be that naive when you post things on the internet
>>7162198
That's not that far, I'm in Buffalo. I'm two years younger than you, will only be one year younger in two months.
I have depression and anxiety and will eventually be a dropout lol
>>7162207
such a cool guy!
swoon <3
>>7162191
Still haven't bothered. I can't even pass as male on the phone anymore when I'd need to because of official ID issues, so I figure my voice is good enough for now.
i just saw a listing today for an actual log cabin on the top of a mountain in San Mateo, should i get it???? living up in the forest in a small house has always been a dream of mine. there's internet and electricity and the area gets about 50inches of rain a year and i fucking love rain.
>>7162191
I dunno if I get hugboxxed irl or my voice is actually passable, how do I tell?
>>7162205
only if theyre cute
well thats what i do at least
>>7162192
cute!
>>7162187
That's super agp, but honestly, I'm a little ashamed to admit that sounds kind of hot.
I'm weird and masochistic though, I kinda want a guy to beat me and call me a disgusting faggot while he's fucking me
>>7162223
>I dunno if I get hugboxxed irl or my voice is actually passable, how do I tell?
Speak on mic when you play online games and see how people react to you
>>7162222
Hey now, you can't go around stealing people's ideas and quads.
>>7162217
sleep smug snug
>>7161738
Shewolf was a great song
>>7162195
aw i wish my voice was naturally passing
it feels like voice training will be fruitless .-.
>>7162196
it's gotta be pretty decent if you're passing!
but yeah gotta keep practicing to get it even better
>>7162205
i don't think many people are motivated to save anon posts
>>7162219
nice nice
>>7162223
post a clyp here or something and people can help figure it out (assuming you're comfortable with that)
>>7162191
I can sound decent in short burst but can't maintain it to save my life, needs lots of practice :(
>>7162231
I unironically bully girls on games and make them leave the server
They never expect it
>>7162220
Is there a proper road? You might want to buy a 4WD truck along with the house if not... Heavy rains and trails is a messy mix.
>>7162191
it sucks i sound like a faggot boy
>Tfw you decide to play tera again
>tfw you make a new account
>pick gunner
should be fun
>>7161759
Dick is good, only thing better is cum.
>>7162149
Go for it!!!
>>7162182
Mine were all hand painted lacquers. I think some had mother of perl chips embedded in the lacquer. None had beads or other frills. A lot of these at etsy make me think of tiny scepters. They are obviously made for hair use.
>>7162212
>and will eventually be a dropout lol
Stay in school, get the diploma. I'll make getting jobs easier.
>>7162248
I don't dislike you I just don't take compliments I don't deserve well, dw about it
>>7161772
Kit is ftm and prefers girls.
>>7162239
sry my voice is awful and 100% guy mode :v
vocaroo
.com/i/s0NcXZbbEQKN
>>7161774
Then she would be ezreal
>>7162220
Check the geological stability of the area... I wonder what percentage of the price is the land?
>>7162231
>>7162239
B-but microphones make you sound different
>>7162249
nepnep is mine ;-;
>>7162239
>it feels like voice training will be fruitless .-.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09RKJA4Ga72
i have my avatars on my phone now.
i missed them so much
https://clyp.it/dd0e40ia
>>7162275
How do I sound like this?
>>7162270
you stop this creepy meme right now, mister
what would you think if i told you that everyone here is a transsexual...............
>>7162252
Thing is, I'm not sure I should make a perfume that'd tag me as a dyke before people even see me.
>>7162281
Some of us don't like that word. Reeks of gatekeeping.
>>7162281
im just a confused pervert freak who got memed into taking pills
>>7162281
You would be a wrong.
>>7162281
i would think you were neglecting the chasers, repressed cis-sies and sexually confused demi-homos who make up probably 50% of the posters here
>>7162212
Thats kinda far though :(. Traveling isnt cheap either sadly
Technically i actually have dated before, it was on skype though and it was with um. I dont know her trip on here but it's something along the lines of "madotsuki" or "yume" i think. It was for a few months lol
>>7162281
I just wanna be a girl..
>>7162279
no.
it protects me from evil spirits.
& who are you calling mr?
;_;_;
>>7162281
>believing a succubus
w e w
>>7162287
Haha idiot.
I'll be enjoying my death spiral while you have your manhood stolen
>>7162278
https://clyp.it/4f4cm2lu
>>7162281
I'm not a tranny
Thank fuck for that
>>7162286
what I have the deepest manliest truck driver voice ever
>>7162285
>>7162287
>>7162289
>>7162290
>>7162292
>>7162295
>>7162297
ur all trannies. prove me wrong!!!!
>>7162296
i was terrible at being a man so i don't really mind
>>7162252
>Mine were all hand painted lacquers. I think some had mother of perl chips embedded in the lacquer.
That sounds sooo pretty
>A lot of these at etsy make me think of tiny scepters.
Yeah they kind of make me think of the type of thing you'd get at a Renaissance fair desu :/
Train voice now as I'm just starting HRT, or train in a couple years when I'm living alone and beginning to actually go girlmode.
>>7162291
I would travel. You wouldnt have to worry about a thing, all on me yo.
I've never had a gf sadly. :(
>>7162302
show me proof we are!!
o, i forgot.
i wanted to show you guys a picture of me @ the university.
i love the university
>>7162220
Post your girlfriends ass
Thx
>>7162306
train it as soon as you can, in a few years youll wish you had started earlier
>>7162220
How much does it cost?
>>7162309
if you love it so much why don't you marry it??
>>7162303
Your on my list
>>7162309
What uni is it?
>>7162297
you are a cute dorky girl
>>7162302
https://clyp.it/20ixuidb
Do you ever get to stop taking HRT?
>>7162315
are u going to come kill me
I think I got it all out of my system
>>7162320
>reposting other people's pictures
R U D E
they're supposed to be for private viewing only
>>7162323
not estrogen
you can stop taking AAs if you get orchi/srs
>>7162325
All of the cummies? Did you think about Nep?
>>7162323
no.
>>7162308
TOUCHE
>>7162321
wew lad
>>7162323
Nope you're on it til you die :)
>>7162325
>I think I got it all out of my system
lewd as fuck
>>7162323
u do if ur me
>>7162321
Wait, is there any other reason to take pills besides for fun?
>>7162260
I ran away myself during my freshman year, but me and my parents arranged it so I graduated. I took the tests for the rest of the year and did a couple extra projects too. I did go to my full sophomore, junior, and senior years at a new school. Well, I did rack up excessively high absences during my jr and sr years. lol
>>7162282
lol or Grease Monkey girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xP-4fkRudE
The blonde wearing the blue and green is Wendy James, formerly of Transvision Vamp.
>>7162321
>>7162339
>For fun.
Believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7162324
Only when I die myself and become a vengeful ghost
>>7162320
Idk I take them both for fun and so I can masturbate to myself in the mirror
>>7162345
Same
Why does every ugly tranny wear glasses?
>>7162332
g i r l f r i e n d s a s s
>>7162350
Lanlan, how often does dilating turn into full on masturbation?
>>7162354
but you arent ugly and you wear glasses
>>7162354
i mean you wear glasses so you should know
>>7162345
i think it might already be too late for me to go back.
but rest assured, i'm not taking pills for fun
>>7162354
Don't you wear glasses?
>>7162307
Whoops. I was getting caught up in groupchats and stuff
But yeah. I doubt i could have a legit relationship with anyone anytime soon because of various reasons. So don't take it personally ;w;. I need to sleep now, but i'm very glad you found me cute~
>>7162357
>W-why r u reposting my image
b-because your smile made my heart skip a beat because yu usually never smiloe and u are cute
Lux is sleepy.
>"oh I mean I play vidya all the time but I'me never going to get carpal tunnel"
fuck my life
>>7162341
Maybe. But less girly. Problem is, there's already an incredible dyke perfume that smells like leather, metal and dirty ashtray, Bandit. I can't get anywhere near the genius of Germaine Cellier.
http://youtu.be/ShZEt7J5RNs
>>7162355
It's ok Snick, this is a safe space.
>>7162366
Stop being pathetic
>you will never be as cute as smiles
>>7162354
>>7162354
Can you just fuck off and go away? You're a jackass of course you have no gf
>>7162360
awh ty.
well, i didn't say "why is every glasses-wearing tranny ugly?"
nor, "why do glasses make trannies ugly?"
>>7162370
maybe.
you can read kanji?
>>7162373
>safe place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCNtWX6ceh4
>>7162372
burning rubber? ;}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDqStNCz4zI
>>7162377
if you are angie or spartan
nigga please
>>7162354
I dunno
>>7162380
wow handsome
>>7162383
Obviously
"Denwa" is easily recognizable, however.
>>7162359
Honestlyyyyy like every time :/
I'm usually like "oh ok, this time I'll just do it" but then I stick it in and it feels kinda nice and before I know it I've wasted an hour ;~;
>>7162366
Awe <3
>>7162389
you're not ugly tho.
>>7162354
basically me tho desu
am ugly and wear glasses
>>7162393
I mean't I got the nep-mania out of my system ;-;
>>7162397
i said wow handsome it's a good thing
>>7162397
we've never been friends and idk why she hates me now. probably something to do with mercury or that time i called her a whore
>>7162396
>an hour
jesus christ, elanna
>>7162398
pfft
>>7162378
i can only escape this feel through death..
see you in another life
>>7162391
in chinese it's "diànhuà"
>>7162387
>>7162411
please fugg me before i die
>>7162393
>don't say those kinds of things
snickerdoodle said it though
it was barely even thinly-veiled
>>7162404
IF YOU'RE ONLY GONNA MASTURBATE ONCE A WEEK I SAY GO FOR BROKE
>>7162418
i don't hate anyone
>>7162410
日本語が話せます。中国語がわかりません。
>tfw Vlassic pickles are disgusting but were cheaper than delicious Mt.Olive pickles
I'm crying rn
>>7162411
pretty much my attitude
>>7162386
Or maybe I could take it towards a more cyberpunk direction with a high dose of benzophenone for that crisp burnt PCB smell.
http://youtu.be/M15RA1ft3Bc
>>7162436
vlassic better
>>7162427
But I want it to be my business!! The interpersonal relationships of the pretty trips are the only things interesting to me in life
>>7162365
O ok, you can add me on discord tho if you want. cal#3645
>>7162434
sorry, i actually know more chinese than japanese :(
>>7162421
that's a very misleading thing to say when you fugg your roommate with the same frequency that most of us take a coffee break
>>7162441
i prefer mt. olive as well.
shit, i better go get 1
i was hoping emily would come back before i went to bed so i could say mean things about her
somebody make fun of her for me when she returns
>>7162419
I'm at the point where I deleted my grindr and my tinder because I hate everything and I hate every fucking fag and slut on there who keeps spamming me with messages like "I love you muscles" "I love your back love your arms"
I only have those apps as a ego booster now it seems even the rage has consumed that too
I just hate everyone and want to die
Fuck sake I need to lift now. I need the fuckinf fix
>>7162448
>She's friends with Mercury.
Did you and Mercury break up again? Or is anon always full of shit? I still don't get what mercury had to do with you and dollface though
>>7162455
Say mean things anon
>>7162448
i kinda forgot you did that tbhh lol
>>7162461
wouldn't you be upset if someone emotionally abused your friend?
>>7162441
No too sour ad not salty enough for me
>>7162457
maybe you should try lifting less taking hrt pills more
what are you listening to mtfg? pls post music ty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgWXRxlSuQ
>>7162449
I have literally never fugged my roommate!
What is this meme!?
We're platonic!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4lQDu9rNE
>ywn be weyes blood
desu this woman is my dream aesthetic but i'm too broad shouldered/trans/weird looking to ever pull it off
>>7162468
https://youtu.be/k8lsTPYH_tM
>>7162468
i got bored and downloaded a bunch of fun music
https://youtu.be/sbgX_CYtSK8
>>7162478
Ill be your friend anon :)
testing
>>7162468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoYdRNPXtbw
>>7162487
CX in the chat
>>7162467
I smashed my laptop the last time before I clicked order and said never again will I let it get that close
My lifts have increased by 50kg since then and put meat back on the menu
I must achieve maximum testosterone to reach the critical mass zyzz heart attack level. Where I can take drugs and die It's kinda fun, the ecstasy of the rage, with a 24 hour gym on my doorstep. I can get my drug anytime I want.
>>7162485
I don't like humans only birds. I had a pet crow for a while but he died.
>>7162477
http://youtu.be/DRXSYQ69zt0
>tfw super horny lately
>>7162498
birds scare me
>>7162500
but I'm a good girl
>>7162504
Same
>>7162498
oh..well if you ever want a human friend let me know..
snicka meet da freaka da weekah
>>7162495
you're obviously a tranny so I don't really get why you want to die that way why not just shoot yourself or something and get it done with
or you could stop being dumb and try hrt for a few months see how that makes you feel
>>7162468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-jk94Fbaew
>>7162439
Overheated wiring...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROgPDN5H5TU
>>7162504
finna SAME
>>7162517
RIP in Peace
>>7162504
>tfw 2 years hrt and sex drive still hasnt returned
>>7162514
You don't get it anon
If you just shot yourself you wouldn't be able to make cringe-tier cries for attention on tranny threads
>>7162514
If I was a yank I would have blown my brains out long ago. I want to overload my brain before I go. Burn the mother out
HRT is a waste of money anyway. Like throwing a bucket of water into lava.
>>7162525
I feel sorry for you
Masturbation feels so good
>>7162528
what does that mean?
>>7162526
crows are always hanging around @ the university.
they scare me out of my wits, b/c they're birds
>>7162537
Just be nice to them and it will be allright.
>>7162530
>not knowing how to acquire a gun in europe.
bruh, even i carried a gun when i was in europe and i'm american
>>7162525
You ever just try jerking it?
>>7162539
i prefer to keep my distance
>>7162527
until I break and die
I will break it
>>7162527
>not writing a bot to shitpost eternally after you die
just gotta make sure you have enough moneys to pay for a 4chan pass forever
>>7162525
You may need somebody to rev you up. Some women are that way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdLPJDYDJ_c
>>7162525
i have a feeling that no-fap november is going to be easy
>>7162477
You could pull that off pretty simply; your shoulders aren't wide at all.
>>7162536
it's the nutshack
>>7162547
>>7162481
is that you?
>>7162552
you've only seen my shoulders once though :(
>>7162550
>tfw failed no fap November twice already
>>7162478
It's probably what Rachel told you, in addition to some other things I don't think she's picked up on.
>1030 pm
>still haven't eaten today
wow makes my roommate a brain dead fucking addict
>>7162560
hehe I'm still doing no fap november from last year
4 more years
>>7162562
whatt?? what did i do to dollface?
>>7162557
True but I've also seen you nude like 3 times. Like I said you could do that easily. Your shoulders aren't anything about which you should be concerned at all, especially since your waist is so small/your proportions are good.
>>7162550
No fap winter solstice desu
>>7162546
4chan is gonna be gone in 2018 u tard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tAWo1wqg34
>>7162574
Story of my life
>>7162570
hmm yeah my voice kinda changes depending on the scneario
like playing games and conversing with friends i sound more feminine and relaxed
and when playing a game with strangers and just making calls i sound much deeper and stiff
>>7162448
She conducts sexual acts for money, she's a literal whore, but you aren't supposed to say that to people's faces, just judge any advice or viewpoints With the knowledge they are a shut in beer who masterbates for food
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceP_zvyM3A4
>>7162577
finally
>>7162577
>u
>calling anyone a tard
>>7162574
>masturbation is such a burden
especially now that it doesn't even respond to anything short of trying to tear it off.
the last time i masturbated, ended hurting myself
>>7162572
She doesn't pass, sorry anon
>>7162560
>tfw tried no fap once
>tfw failed after 2 days.
>>7162588
i'm not a tard
i'm a smart
>>7162572
ty mercury.
>tfw everyone has seen me nude
>>7162354
idk why, but i fit it desu.
I wanna commit suicide but I really wanna do more drugs this year
I would miss the drugs
>>7162593
Iktf, both pre and post hrt, and even post cypro
High sex drive a shit
tfw listening to life is strange music
sad but comfy feels
>>7162605
The OST is really comfy, nostalgic, and sad.
>>7162603
it's a bad feel.
at least Dollface gets money for it
Phil collins
Edie can you give us surgery advice?
>>7162603
Think I might start doing eccies again
The real happy pills.
Never know. Might get lucky and get one of the ones laced with he shit that gives you heart attacks
>>7162612
if it makes you feel any better, I haven't
>>7162614
What about him?