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Straight/Bi girls pretending to be gay edition

• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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nth for WEEBS
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boys r cute
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Never passing
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>>7152347
Awe yeah this is my kind of edition

>>7152336
>tfw haven't been swimming in >7 years
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>>7152335
Also would like
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>>7152347
>Straight/Bi girls pretending to be gay edition
I'm here :^ )

where the dick at
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>>7152354
Oh hey, iktf.
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Daily reminder to never drink water or you will die.
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>>7152307
How does prayer work?
if you don't mind me asking.
Is it like a quota kind of thing?
or is it like...God and the Devil cosmically duking it out and it gives God an advantage in some instances to stop the devil from causing bad stuff to happen?
or...I dunno.
Never something I really asked at sunday school.
altho I am now recalling something from my catechism book about prayer being,or atleast using it as, asking God for personal assistance in living by his virtues.
anyway, thanks...I guess.
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>>7152354
will you swimming with me
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>>7152320
How is it even connected to trans stuff?
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>>7152354
Should get a bikini and go, finally did it after 3 years, it was pretty ok, no one cared
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>>7152362
uh oh

>>7152364
>>7152354
>tfw have pool but never use it.
>tfw
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>>7152364
will you go*

mfw
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>>7152347

lmao i remember when i was in bed with faye and i spent like an hour just looking through this guys pics on google rip
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>>7152366
Faye you better because you pass.
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>>7152367
You can come too! :3
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>>7152364
swimming
>tfw man torso
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>>7152362
Omg I'm gonna die
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>>7152369
I remember you telling the thread how much you loved her, I knew you were using her as a sugar daddy the whole time. I hope you die slowly.
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>>7152351

I like handsome boys. :3

>>7152354
>>7152336

I signed up for a swimming class last semester and oh man was that a bad idea.
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I just pegged my boyfriend with a strap-on.
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>>7152372
I don't swim. Too self-conscious.
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>>7152359
I have a really big dick, lets roll
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>>7152377
Did he enjoy it?
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>>7152377
how long until he transitions?
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>>7152373
>tfw giant anthropomorphic rectangle
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>>7152366
Changerooms terrify me

>>7152364
Totally, if I don't have to undress in front of anyone

>>7152361
;_;
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>>7152362
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>>7152380
He seemed really uncomfortable lol, I jerked him off and bit his neck while I did it so he came and I think had a good time anyways.
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>>7152359
ricky!!! <3<3
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>>7152366
w-what is cuddling with a boy like?
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>>7152375

i did love her!! i just love boys more. it was doomed from the start desu.
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>>7152363
Biblical speaking is just a solemn request or a way to worship.
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>>7152383
Wear bathing suit under normal clothes, no reason to use the changing room.
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>>7152338
2013/14 /mtfg/ was far more toxic from what I've seen recently. At least no one's calling each other "hon" any more.
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>>7152378
iktf :(

>>7152376
why?

>>7152383
ofc not

mtfg pool party is happening girls who wants to come
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>>7152362
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>>7152365
They upload you to cyborg bodies, the main character switches to a man at one point in one of the series, there is heavy subtext she might have been male in some of the media, in the movie they say "why don't you just get a male frame already" it's a joke about acting masc, but shows a world where you can just switch
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>>7152384
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>>7152351
I like girls, but I can acknowledge when a boy is handsome.
>>7152354
I just want to go swimming at the beach or go to a waterpark with slides and wave pools and my favorite, the lazy river. It's so hard not being able to swim in public anymore. The only place I swim is in my parents' pool when I go home for the summer, and then I wear a t-shirt and men's trunks. It makes me sad.
>>7152355
This.
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>>7152347
>straight/bi girls pretending to be gay

I no longer find that pic attractive, am I les now?
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>>7152398
what about this one?
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>>7152362
Coke Zero is like mostly water
>>7152389
;-; rip my heart
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>>7152389
You're a lying whore and I hope you die painfully, and alone.
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>>7152397
>I like girls, but I can acknowledge when a boy is handsome.
hey i'm pretty much the opposite!
also this boy is very handsome OwO
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>>7152400
Nope, like not really? I can see the appeal of a big guy making you feel safe / protected with his big'ole arms and everything but I don't think I'd screw him?
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>>7152397
>>7152383
Amazon tankini, make a gaff or figure whatever you want out, or add micro mini jean shorts to it to cover the bulge (no you El you pussy having goddess) and done
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>>7152392

there's literally been like 50+ uses of the word hon in the 3-4 days on lgbt according to the archive loll
i still see everyone getting called a hideous man and everyone gets told to kill themselves daily. idk what you're talking about.

>>7152400

god is good

>>7152401

l m a o shut uppppppppppp YOU THOUGHT HE WAS HOT TOO

>>7152403

nuh uh
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>>7152400
If he trimmed that jew beard down to some sexy stubble Id love to duck his sick.
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For real tho you want to make sure you drink enough water on spironolactone, you shouldn't get thirsty. Remember, it's a diuretic that happens to have anti-androgen effects.

well really you should do this on cypro too cause being well hydrated is important, but

>>7152398
i never liked that picture, his face looks weird, he's usually super hot though

>>7152400
God yes.
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>>7152393

Well... I'm really bad at swimming and kept getting water up my nose. Also being shirtless around a bunch of strangers made me super uncomfortable.
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>>7152408
People went from calling each other to call themselve a hon
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>>7152406
not even this one?
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>>7152405

Who is that?
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>>7152392
they just misgender each other now
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>>7152400
damm too bad im stuck with my skinny bf.
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life is good mtfg
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>tfw you were responsible for the worst era in 2015
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Circle what applies.
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>>7152418
become a cardio bunny and get him to lift
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>>7152379
are you an mtf or a boy tho, it's important

>>7152387
hey anon <3

>>7152415
why are hairy chests on men so fucking hot
I wanna cum on daddy's chest desu phamalam
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I'm taller than Henry Cavill...
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>>7152416
william keegan
he's in this band and happens to be exactly my type uwu
https://togetherpangea.bandcamp.com/album/living-dummy
>>7152419
not very often though
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>>7152420
maki?
have you transitioned yet?
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>>7152423
Big strong manly man.
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>>7152414

tru

>>7152421

i only match with the ;___; and the tweezing of the eyebrows idk. i liked my gamecube forever ago....

>>7152425

i mean he's only 6'1" lol
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>>7152423
>why are hairy chests on men so fucking hot
idk lol
>I wanna cum on daddy's chest desu phamalam
I-I want daddy to cum on my breasts and face
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>>7152415
Yea, no. He's all like, lumpy and shit. I can legit only think of two celebrity guys I ever found attractive and I don't think I do anymore.

Am I going to be ok?

Pic related
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>>7152427
maki was mostly shitposting
kiwi trumps maki when it comes to drama
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>>7152421
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>>7152421
If you don't like pickles you're AGP, there's scientific evidence that the TruTrans™ gene overlaps with the liking pickles gene.
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>>7152408
Infinitely more attracted to Wonder Woman, see the thing is I have no experiences with men so I'm not going to get turned on until I have something to draw on.

It's like, I'm sure ice cream is good, people enjoy it, but if I've never had an ice cream cone, I'll just keep getting the cookies.
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my boobs hurt
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>>7152439
get someone to suck them
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>>7152439
gotta get someone to rubb them
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>>7152421
Shed.
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>>7152440
>>7152441
can't until Friday :c
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>>7152415
Tfw I have the same jaw and chin
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>>7152426

whoa
cool band
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>daddy will never cum on your huge soft pillowy tits
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>>7152437

wonder woman is hot too desu but i mean.... cmon. you can taste the ice cream just looking at him.
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>>7152433
They were happening at the same time
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>>7152447
yeah i love them
gonna see them in concert sometime in december
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>>7152449
I'm working my way there
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>>7152422
I'm trying, tho we both need to put on some weight first i think
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>>7152451

Wow, nice! You should say hi to Mr. Hottie.

I'm going up to CO to visit my ex who's a huge prog-head and it sounds like he just bought us tickets to see one of his favorite musicians, Steven Wilson.
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desu i still want to date a man like pic related rly badly idk
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>>7152448
stop you're making me lonely and wish I had a little girl to spend time with
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>>7152452
once you actually try the ice cream you will see it was no big deal and you actually like it AND the cookies
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>>7152455
You just want someone freakier - fouler than you.
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>>7152454
>You should say hi to Mr. Hottie.
will do :3
>I'm going up to CO to visit my ex who's a huge prog-head and it sounds like he just bought us tickets to see one of his favorite musicians, Steven Wilson.
sounds funn ^^
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>>7152460

Yeah I'm hoping it won't be too boring since I don't usually like prog, but music is usually more fun live.

I got a picture of myself with Sean Bonette once.
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its almost 5pm, I'm not going to get this call
I think I am going to crawl into bed
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>>7152463
hugg shann
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>>7152458

basically yes
i don't look normal and i don't like dating ppl who look too normal either
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>>7152463
I were awake the whole night.
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>>7152462
>I don't usually like prog
yeah i feel ya
it'll probably still be pretty entertaining though
and i take it you're on good terms with your ex?
>I got a picture of myself with Sean Bonette once.
i didn't think to take pics at the ajj show i went to D:
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>tfw ugg boots are the best
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>fell asleep at 7pm and woke up at 1am
fuck, that's like a full night's sleep do I go back to bed or keep playing agp games?
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>>7152480
W-what are agp games..?
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sigh
I am just gonna play Stardew Valley
haven't played that in awhile
maybe think about what the heck I am gonna do about school in the morning.
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>>7152481
Any video game.
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>>7152484
>tfw playing agp games
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>>7152487
;_;
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intense depression
someone kill me
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I just did a rap session and I can hear the problems in speech and memory. Little things are wrong. Parts repeat. Tones are slurred. I'm not half as sharp as I remember being. I used to be EDGY and fucking tight on the beat now i literallly cannot preform beats and the memories are like very old versions.

"kissing scars on my legs with the lips of a razor" is the edgiest line but it was morphed into a slightly different version like "killing time on my legs" like some schizoid types of speech breaking up.

I tried 5 times and gave up. VERY FRUSTRATING.

I'm like okay rapping as a transgirl in a man's voice because it's not "me" persay, but I am 2.4 decades into this growing ambivalance and I'm getting reallly sick of the choices and life styles I've been leading. EVerything seems fake now.

I need to get the fuck away from everything. I'm finally meeting new friends and stuff and joining things without "consent" from doctors, and especiallly parents or friends. Like things *I* need. Sex related some of it. Transition others. Just general psyche help and friendships too.

probably no more graveyards either. I'm kinda done with 8th grade.

How do I be a 25 year old woman?????????????????
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>>7152491
That feel ;_;
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>>7152487
>playing world of final fantasy

I'm pretty sure this chibi anime fan service is the most agp game of the year

I just saw a cactaue was voiced by the mayor from powderpuff girls
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>>7152491
i take it your psych appointment didn't go too well? :s
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>tfw she squeezes your head with her thighs just right

Yea fuck it, I'm les
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>>7152478

b a s i c

>>7152477

>it'll probably still be pretty entertaining though
Especially since now I'm old enough to maybe order a beer at the venue... although that would involve flashing my ID and I was thinking of trying to present female while I was up there... :\

Yeah, maybe terms are a little too good if you know what I mean. He had another relationship after we broke up but I kinda feel like he never really got over me. We post on another imageboard and he never really stopped being flirty after I started talking to him again.

You should go again and take moar pics :>
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>>7152483
oh gee
I forgot how warm and cheery this game is
it makes me feel at peace
almost makes me forget how terrible my life is

maybe I should just run away, abandon my troubles and become a farmer for a small village.
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>>7152500
nope
still gong through useless screening shit
theyre going to make me go to a speech pathologist
theres nothing wrong with how i talk other than a shitty man voice
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>>7152491
I know this and the most I will offer is to chat you online I can't kill you. You are best girl. :(


I want you to end up with great care and happiness and passing and stuff.

Flowers seem too datey but I wish I could buy you pretty flowers. I'm a broke NEET I'd have to steal it in bitcoin + I don't wannna mail anyone from 4chan stuff i guess? Idk I'm sorry smiles.


I really do know kinda how you feel. I'm older. I've been this way awhile. You will survive and you will get better I promise.

Do you own an instrument? I just recently-ish got a few electronic ones. I still have no music theory, but I'm making a bunch of emo stuff now like super amateur. I hope in 3 years I'll be a pro. :)

>>7152506
I am in the on-track program for schziophrenia screening. My aunt is, uncle shot himself already.

I never thought anything like this could exist but recently I woke up in the ER and I really believe a component is simimilar stuff to what you've got and I've always reallly had.

Do you smell metal and stuff too?
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I bought myself a little something to help me finally feel like a girl.
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>>7152511
sarah likes this
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>>7152510
>Do you smell metal and stuff too?
What did she mean by this?
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>>7152513
You've never smelled metal? it's this thing that you get when your brain is a bit different. Girls get it very common. Cutters and stuff especially. It's alll related. Idk how.
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>>7152516
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>>7152506
yeah all that screening sounds agonizingly boring
why are they making you go to a speech pathologist?
>>7152503
>You should go again and take moar pics :>
assuming they ever come back to this mistake on the lake >_<
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Starting my transition at the same time as my friend started hers was a terrible idea lol
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>>7152510

>I just recently-ish got a few electronic ones.

Tell me more.
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>>7152497
>>7152502
Heh I had a laugh.

Is this a chibi anime game?
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>>7152521
how come?
does it feel competitive or something?
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>>7152525
We thought it would be cute because we were both hopeful, but now it feels like a race that I'm losing. I've barely changed at all and she's already able to go out in girlmode.
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>>7152518
I met a metal smelling 20 year old girl on halloween. She was very spooked I could guess things like "4winds in patient commitment" (it's this local like therapy house for people who like hurt themselves and lose their fucking minds and stuff not like CDPHP (the mental health clininic at least in NY) and what age and her self injury, autism, introversion (anxiety disorders manifesting).

These symptoms are very common in schizophrenics that don't have the "obvious" type of schizophrenia. Or sometimes schizoid personality disorders (not really tecnicallly the same).

There are a lot of neurological chemical issues in the brain that science doesn't have even proper labels for and literally every year they all change. No one gets it yet. The cutting edge science now is like chemicals and neurotransmiters and DNA code that triggers latent psychotic people. I don't know if smiles is like me exactly, but she reminds me a lot of myself. She's honestly probably going to be absolutely just fine even with "problems". It just reallly sucks right now because it fucking just sucks.

I like smiles a lot on this site. She's a huge hope for me that the world isn't all doom and gloom.

>>7152521
yikes
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Somebody asked me today if he was my girlfriend.
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>>7152531
*she

>broken s-key making you misgender people
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>>7152530
>I met a metal smelling 20 year old girl on halloween. She was very spooked I could guess things like "4winds in patient commitment" (it's this local like therapy house for people who like hurt themselves and lose their fucking minds and stuff not like CDPHP (the mental health clininic at least in NY) and what age and her self injury, autism, introversion (anxiety disorders manifesting).
>These symptoms are very common in schizophrenics that don't have the "obvious" type of schizophrenia. Or sometimes schizoid personality disorders (not really tecnicallly the same).
>There are a lot of neurological chemical issues in the brain that science doesn't have even proper labels for and literally every year they all change. No one gets it yet. The cutting edge science now is like chemicals and neurotransmiters and DNA code that triggers latent psychotic people. I don't know if smiles is like me exactly, but she reminds me a lot of myself. She's honestly probably going to be absolutely just fine even with "problems". It just reallly sucks right now because it fucking just sucks.
>I like smiles a lot on this site. She's a huge hope for me that the world isn't all doom and gloom.
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>>7152526
it's like you're starting a new puberty and you're a late bloomer
i think when most kids start puberty they feel like it's a race of sorts
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>>7152535
I guess it's karma for winning the male puberty race so early, haha...
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>>7152522
https://soundcloud.com/user-393433826

well I "stole" (borrowed) a PA system broadcasting OS (xp touch) in the hospital and beacuse I wasn't psyche unit I did have access to my belongings bag. I hobo sometimes so I have a lot. I installed a program called FL STUDIOS LITE 9 and was broadcasting via the nurse call button / PA system (same system) for about 12 minutes this song I wrote called "suicide watch" eventually the Sherrif came in advocating for a prisoner on end of life care "not asking" me to turn it off the PA system. He was really unhappy about the situation. I asked him something sooooo fucking edgy like "My eyes already look dead. Why should I listen to cops when all cops are bastards" and threatened to throw my IV at him if he didn't fuck off. The nurse very shortly after stole the laptop away from me.

>>7152534
anon y u do this :< leave me to be autistic-ally fascinated with best girl
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I don't understand what Sarah is ever talking about but it seems like all of her responses have very little to do with what she's responding to and are always about smelling metal and a girl who is fucking a fat guy.
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>>7152542
thats cuz you probably this girl and u dumb niga
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>>7152542
she said she's gonna stop hanging in graveyards and acting like a teenager don't ruin this
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>go to therapist
>memesposure "therapy"
>go to psych
> ssri meme sugar pills
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>>7152537
on the bright side, maybe you can learn from your friend while she trips and stumbles through girlmode :p
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>>7152540
>I installed a program called FL STUDIOS LITE 9 and was broadcasting via the nurse call button / PA system (same system) for about 12 minutes this song I wrote called "suicide watch" eventually the Sherrif came in advocating for a prisoner on end of life care "not asking" me to turn it off the PA system. He was really unhappy about the situation. I asked him something sooooo fucking edgy like "My eyes already look dead. Why should I listen to cops when all cops are bastards" and threatened to throw my IV at him if he didn't fuck off. The nurse very shortly after stole the laptop away from me.
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>>7152544
better than trying to be a tranny computer hacker meme. I got too good at that over the years I'm pretty much off most screens now. I only give myself like an hour a day instead of like 16.
>>7152546
worst memes.
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>>7152548
Yup this anon is broken girls :/
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>therapist spends a half hour telling you to take deep breaths
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>>7152548
wait is that that fucking drakeposter kid? i don't like him.
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>>7152553
oh shit you're right.
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>>7152553
When is Drake poster going to transition?
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>>7152548
I wish there was somewhere I could talk to other trans girls who aren't mentally ill
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>>7152556
>trans girls who aren't mentally ill
anon...
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>>7152556
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>>7152556
>(...) trans girls who aren't mentally ill
Yes, yes, I know being trans isn't mental illness, it still made me laugh a little.
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>>7152560
>I know being trans isn't mental illness
Heheh...
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>>7152556
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>>7152556
unfortunately, this involves not using the internet and meeting them irl

thankfully for me, i am mentally ill as fuck so i have nice and low standards :^)
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>>7152556
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Is it true that when an mtf's cum turns clear it has become pure estrogen extract?
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>>7152564
4chan wants me to believe the same about myself. Especially drake poster.
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>>7152567
yes
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>>7152568
uh, sarah, i have bad news
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>>7152553
no one does
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>>7152567
I asked my Endocrynologist is sarcasm if I would grow feathers today.
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>>7152572
what
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>>7152572
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>>7152567
Yeah then you have people coming to your house to pick up your "donations" for online pharmacies so you can help produce and maintain the war effort against cisness.
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>>7152573
Why are people so confused by what I type. Is it subject matter content, or speech pathology methods being broken?
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>>7152556
You have high standards
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>>7152567
>two mts 69 until their mega milkers grow
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>>7152505
Come run away with me
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>>7152567
That's a nice image, post more of them, please.
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How to get an ass like Assbro?
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>>7152578
Oh it's broken. I see it now. *IN* sarcasm. That's just my auto-correct. I was like actually thinking I have brain damage now lol
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>>7152586
genetics
i want a body that people can stand to look at :(
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>>7152586
Genetics
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>>7152586
is there gay guys walking around with an ass like that
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>>7152586
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>>7152591
he seems to be a genetic anomaly
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>>7152591
At least one.
https://a.pomf.cat/ygoiyg.webm

Last I heard he was going to get fit and lose it.
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>tfw no huge cocks to suck
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>>7152596
>tfw no huge socks to cuck
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>>7152596
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>>7152543

>pic
whelp I think that's enough /mtfg/ for tonight. Good luck with your recovery, Sarah.
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B L U E B O A R D
L
U
E

B
O
A
R
D
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>>7152598
Holy shit anon that's a color board
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>Chase boyfriend out of my house and say a bunch of hurtful things to him when all he was trying to do was hug me and stop me from self harming
Why the fuck is he with me? I'm pure fucking garbage
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Are there any hot trans girls though?
:\
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i feel like a lot of you infantalize yourself to feel more feminine
stop
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I just stood barefoot in spilled coffee, fucking eww

>>7152602
It's just banter m8
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>>7152586
straight anon, this is making me feel so gay
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https://imgur.com/a/DqPoV
Who wants dysphoria?
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>>7152582
I'm honestly considering it
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>>7152605
me
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>>7152606
4chan is the only place where I can pretend to be an underage anime girl though.
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>>7152606
u3u
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>>7152607
Was it good coffee at least?
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>>7152606
mommy ^_^
>>7152605
ye
direct your vision away from me though
>>7152609
oh ;_;
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>>7152605
Probably, but none should share pics because that's dangerous here, also, I would assume passing/stealth girls don't really frequent trans internet forums, I think, can't really say tho, I'm cute yet I still come here.
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>>7152609
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>>7152610
I'll come get you from the east coast and we will get on a train to somewhere and just live for awhile till my savings run out and we kill ourselves in a discrete way of in the woods or the desert so no one has to worry about us
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Is it AGP to never tuck?
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where has the vagina spammer lady gotten to

anyone seen her lately?
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>>7152615
It is the cheapest possible coffee unfortunately
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I like these threads, but they only make my gender dysphoria worse.
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>>7152619
t-thats both romantic and depressing
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>>7152624
if we're thinking of the same person, i've seen her in /soc/
>>7152623
depends on your motives
if you just don't have that much genital dysphoria then i'd say no
ultimately who cares
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>>7152628
>if you just don't have that much genital dysphoria then i'd say no
I don't have any plans to get SRS because I don't think it's worth it. I've resigned to living with my penis so constantly hiding it seems like making it more of a problem that it otherwise would be.
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>>7152628
the cis les girl who has an mtf gf and comes here spamming pics of her vagina when she's drunk

>>7152626
if ur not on hrt just get on it you dumbie
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I'm glad, I thought I'd wake up too late to talk to this cute girl before she goes to work, but i didn't.
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Is it AGP to enjoy being a girl with a penis?
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>>7152626
Same
Why does someone always need to post vagos or big butteh
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>>7152630
understandable
i'm pretty ambivalent toward srs
>>7152631
yep that's the one
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Are phone cameras accurate? Do they actually show what you look like?

I feel like it distorts things because of the lense size
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>>7152637
If you'd have the money for it, would you do SRS?
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>>7152638
They do
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>>7152638
It really depends
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Is it AGP to fap to hard gay?
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i go to wash my face and come back to autism and lewd ass and dick wtf happened
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>>7152639
If I had the money for a really good surgeon that would give me a really good looking vagina, definitely.
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>>7152640
Just like mirrors btw.
>>7152644
You should feel home then, what's your problem?
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>>7152644
>i go to wash my face (...)
As in face care routine? If so, what's yours? :3
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Do I pass? 4 months on HRT.
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I wish I was an IRL anime girl.
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>>7152650
Looking good Graham
Didn't know you were trans?
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>>7152645
Who would be your go-to doctor? I would assume you already know some.
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>>7152642
It depends on what?
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>>7152656
I really have no idea, I can't really find much good info on it online. Plus it's yeeears off anyways, so the scene will probably be completely different by then.
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>>7152657
Camera size and angles
My old phone was more accurate but my new phone camera radically stretches out my face.
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>>7152639
if i had that kinda money i'd sooner spend it on ffs
but assuming i could only spend it on srs.. yeah i probably would
i'd be scared of them botching it though, and still probably be disappointed that it's not a real vagina
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>>7152646

it's not lewd enough desu
and the autism is too autistic

>>7152647

>what's yours?
extensive and expensive tbqh lmao
i use like 9-10 products every night and more if i'm doing different masks ;_;
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>all excited for buttplug and chill but have to poop
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>>7152661
>>7152639
to add onto that..
i guess the decision basically comes down to confidence in the surgery, not the prospect of having a vagina
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>>7152658
>so the scene will probably be completely different by then.
That's a nice point, I would still check them, mainly to understand what is it that changed, assuming it will in some years, and to learn about it
>>7152661
>if i had that kinda money i'd sooner spend it on ffs
Same.
>>7152663
Just shill the products for me, familia, mine is long too.
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good morning!

>>7152609
well, there goes my day
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>>7152660
Oh yeah fair enough. I don't think my phone is accurate tbqh, it makes my face look "fake" if that makes sense
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How much longer is it gonna take for hrt to nuke my gt and balls to death? it's only been a couple of weeks but I want them to shrivel up and go away

>>7152595
>tfw my favorite thing about black leggings is how fore they make all my shoes look
Like for real I don't think any shoes look bad with them
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>>7152661
I feel like even after SRS you still can't escape the fact that you're trans. Seems like being a girl with a pp is pretty normalized now with trans friendly people. And not-so trans friendly people will still be not-so friendly regardless.

I dunno, the only advantage to SRS in my mind is the personal satisfaction of never having a bulge.
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>>7152672
>hrt
Which antagonist are you using?
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im glad chara is gone and not coming back
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>>7152670
Yeah I get that
Well I don't even know what my face truly looks like anymore ;_;
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Is there not just like a best surgeon for SRS? Who makes the most realistic in appearance and function?
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>>7152675
Spiro 200mg split up into 2x 100
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>>7152674
idk senpai, I would much rather have nothing there (like, being completely flat with no genitalia) than having a penis. Ofc if i can get good srs i will go for that but ill settle for a butcher.
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>>7152680
Well, if not Cipro then it will take a while, but don't worry, they'll shrink.
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>>7152681
I totally agree, it just seems like less of a priority for me. I don't walk around with my pp out and anyone willing to date trans people is probably going to be okay with my pp.

I'd rather spend SRS money on making myself look pretty for the world.
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>>7152677
Lol same here. It like morphs and changes from day to day, I just like to imagine that I don't exist or that I'm someone else.

How would you describe your looks though?
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>>7152674
well a major difference would also be sex life
i like butt stuff but anal seems pretty inconvenient idk
and from what i've heard from the people here, there are still plenty of guys who will turn you down because of your gt :/
>>7152676
did she say she was going?
>>7152679
supporn seems pretty popular
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Is it AGP to not like pickles?
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>>7152684
I thought cypro made you keep your function?

Anyways how true is it that not playing with it kills it faster? I thought not fapping increased test
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>>7152679
Supporn is considered the best overal.

>>7152685
I suppose im biased because FFS is a lot easier to do properly if it isn't really extensive (like, pulling hairline down and rhinoplasty are easy to do) so i can just do it for free with a good dutch surgeon. But all the srs surgeons here are butchers so i kinda want to try and find a way to get a loan to go get a thai vagina.
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>>7152688
I heard Supporn is retiring soon
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>>7152690
i'm pretty sure not fapping leads to atrophy
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>>7152685
Well, that's understandable, but it happens often too that some trans people rather care about how they feel with themselves than how the world sees them so, I could the other way round being hold by someone here.
>I thought cypro made you keep your function?
The other way round, Cypro nukes them. Not sure about your other question tho, sorry.
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>>7152689
extremely

>>7152690
the opposite, cypro nukes your balls harder than any other AA

>>7152692
if he's retiring then he will most likely teach his technique to other surgeons, it's only unfortunate that there might be a period where everyone does his technique but no one has the experience to do it well enough.
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>>7152694
>>7152690
Forgot to click you there, sorry.
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>>7152687
>I just like to pretend I don't exist
Same, I see myself as an observer rather than another individual.

Also I'd describe myself as long faced, bug chinned big browed and big forehead. Manly as fuck overall.
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>>7152690
Not fapping increases test right but overtime loses it.

Not fapping on HRT leads to atrophy though which might actually be unhealthy? Somebody smarter than me comment
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>>7152690
The dick is a muscle. If you don't use it, it will atrophy. Even I know this senpai
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>>7152694
>>7152695
Fuck. USA fucks me again.
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>>7152650
I forgot what that is but I have a similar picture saved and I can't find it. I could reverse image it but I'm sure you've seen it. I have this saved for dysphoria as well, despite it being unrelated. Creepy.
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>>7152700
What do you mean?
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>>7152700
you can always self med cypro, if you have the budget to pay for it.
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>>7152694
Yeah totally, it varies from person to person

I've never had much genital dysphoria so for me it's like, a vagina would be objectively better to have but I'm not really bothered by it too much.

I'm only just starting HRT though, that could change
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>>7152702
Can't get a prescription for cypro in the US so I'm stuck with Spiro.
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Check off all that apply.
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>>7152705
Try getting friendly w/ your endo so he allows you to buy from Canada.
>>7152704
>I'm only just starting HRT though
Good luck!
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Is it AGP to not like Ghost in the Shell?
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>>7152697
It's probably not as bad as you think, but yeah, iktf.

I think I look like some weird disgusting demon spawn, and according to my friends I looked like a white Elliot Rodger when I had short hair, and now they say I look like a Russian hobbit or an edgy emo teenager so idk
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>tfw will never be smol
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>>7152703
I wish I could, but can't.
>>7152710
Pretty sure they'd lose their license for that. And I couldn't afford hormones without insurance anyways.
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>>7152717
Tfw ;_;

>>7152715
Yeah this is why I avoid all reflections
It can actually ruin my whole day
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>>7152718
Damn... Well, at least you won't get depressed because of taking Cypro, I guess.
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god caraposter is such a disgusting piece of shit

I've read this before but every time I do I just get filled with an immense, seething rage for this person

I legitimately don't think its even a shitpost
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>>7152699
Maybe you should do cock pushups?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSxJoPJFxOg
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>>7152724
Is that the same caraposter from /thinspo/?
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>>7152718
nah actually it's not unheard of for a doctor in the US to prescribe something in canada, i think it was yesterday or the day before that when someone here was saying this is what happened to them.
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I ate a banana then took spiro, am I gonna die?
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>>7152724
I've seen that dude shitpost around. Is he really that bad?
Do you think people who post Cara are trolls? I know I use her fairly often.
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>>7152708
two dicks is more girly than one?
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>>7152734
I laughed to this.
>>
2mg estrogen, and finnestastride anti-androgen. (I think 30mg maybe way less I forgot it's very very new and my brain is having A LOT of memory trouble still from zyprexia and haldol).

What fucking memes am i on??

>>7152734
You're fine. Seriously. It's only to worry if you're drinking 2 gallons of water a day and not refilling your electrolights and not eating properly anyway. That's what almost killed me. Spiro is pretty safe, it's just kinda shitty or rather pissy.
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>>7152734
Why do trannies die when they eat bananas and drink water?
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>>7152665
>ride dildo
feels good man
>pull it out
>caked in shit
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>>7152734
Of course not.
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>tfw listening to spooky classical music

>>7152726
Kek
>>7152721
Same here. I literally hide my mirror in my cupboard and only take it out occasionally
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>>7152735
wait you use chara posting as like a meme? I've used Kayla's identity in the past as a meme but only like twice and not in months. I kinda respect her a lot more now she's kinda getting shit together.
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>>7152746
I just avoid it when I can
So I tend to shave via touch
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>>7152747
Cara not chara
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>>7152747
Cara, not Chara.

>I've used Kayla's identity in the past as a meme
wut
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>>7152746
>spooky
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>>7152734
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
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>>7152746
>I literally hide my mirror in my cupboard and only take it out occasionally
You're a tranny not a vampire.

>>7152749
Hardcore.

>>7152747
Cara Delevingne, the fashion model aka the fridge girl.
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>>7152755
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>>7152757
How is that a fashion model wtf lmao wait is she transgender? Then it's sorta impressive.
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how do i get a qt bf
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>>7152757
>the fashion model aka the fridge girl.
Excuse me?
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>>7152761
i don't think you'd have to try very hard
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>>7152762
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>>7152762
Obviouslu shopped, those hands are too small.
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>>7152762
Chloe is a fridge actress.
Cara is a fridge model.
Both are real girls.
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>>7152761
I only know how to get trans gfs sorry
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>>7152757
>you're a tranny not a vampire

I will take your blood tonight
>>7152753
Everything is a spook
>>7152749
Wow that's pretty hectic. I should try that
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>>7152762
>>7152767
>>7152768
How do we fix Chloe?
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>>7152753
Stirner

>>7152772
It's all about knowing where your hair grows mostly.
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>>7152774
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever watched, thanks, familia.
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>>7152774
wtf
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>>7152772
>I will take your blood tonight
Good luck catching me.

>>7152773
Do we have the technology?
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How do I become a girl?
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>tfw intj fedora
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>>7152778
Spuks

>>7152776
You're welcome
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>>7152780
take titty skittles
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>>7152780
follow your dreams
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>>7152780
Is it hard?
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>>7152780
Be reincarnated
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>>7152766
but like where are they where do i go
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>>7152788
Very.
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>>7152790
Because you are cute they will probably come to you
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>>7152794
im not cute irl though
im ugly
and i dont interact with people anyway
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>>7152790
you don't have cute boys at your school?
go to the skate park maybe
my friends are all skater bois and trust me they're cute
also this >>7152794
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>>7152797
Smiles you are one of the best passing girls here and you're going to only get so beautiful as years pass.

What do you want to do with your life? You seem smart enough to be like a doctor. Maybe not at your age, but you're going to get very smart and pretty and be a WOMAN.
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>>7152791
Oh Boner Robin. I think he now runs that Cosplayers at Dark site.

>Very
You are just going to have to give it your best shot. I guess it's not easy being a girl.
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>>7152790
the idea is that you go to a place where there are cute boys and then supposedly they come to you and tell you jokes and you laugh at their jokes and stuff.

i'm not cute like you yet tho so ill have to wait a bit till i can confirm this.
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>>7152761
You go to the pride center, you go to music festivals, you go to theaters. When you're about 16, dating becomes a lot easier because other people try to date you too. By 18 you'll have a husband if you're not careful being adorable.
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>>7152798
ew i dont want skaterboys
>>7152801
but like i dont pass irl
ask emily
and im not smart im literally failing every subject
not an exaggeration im failing them all
>>7152804
yeah but i dont go places
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>>7152734
RIP
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cute bf
cute bf
cute bf

im hoping this works like beetlejuice
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>>7152807
>yeah but i dont go places

dont you go to school? There are cute boys there for sure. Or do they all know you before you started transitioning and are acting all weird?
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>>7152807
Reee stop feeling so ugly
I'm going to have to start standing next to you so you look better by comparison
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>>7152774
>Not being able to lurk at the same time
Get on my level
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>>7152810
im just an ugly nerdboi at school
and there are no people who would like me tehree
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>>7152807
You're talking to a high school drop out, who graduated college.

I'm a school flunk, but my IQ (I know so shitty to bring up) is approaching genius ranges. Unfortunately, I've been cracking up as of recent as Drakeposter likes to bring up.

Being a bad student means nothing. It's 2016. I've never met anyone my age these days who does anything but laugh at how ridiculous a person I am, but not really critical anymore. I'm just getting through life. Jobs are hard, but school? School is easy now. I'm thinking of doing medical, I used to dream of doing lawyer. I'd have been a great kike lawyer. But as a transgender specalist? I can really do good.

But like I said, I failed high school. Every. Single. Class. They had me in like 15 different "intervention" programs. None of it helped.

I know the system itself is rigged against you. The system is FUCKING SHIT. But one day when you're just like a bit older things reallly will change and all of a sudden you won't have to even dream about the old days. You'll just be like "omfg. Everyone lied my entire childhood, it really did suck, and now I can fix it on **MY** terms" and you'll stop getting memed.
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Are cartoons trying to turn kids AGP?
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>>7152816
what do you mean trying it already worked
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>>7152814
fugg idk then

i've never been successful at getting into a relationship myself so...
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>>7152814
Nah you'd be suprised. I was also nerdy but I got hit on all the time by the "lol I'm so geeky XD" girls.
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MEN
E
N
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"hi i'm Kit. you seem rly nice and i was wondering if you would like to go out later, like on a date?"

this is my plan to say to a boy WHAT DO YOU THINK MTFG will it work or does it come off as weird????
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i fucking did heroin with these types of kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC9S0xKlr18 and now most of us are clean and getting through life just fine.

Being transgender is a huge portion of that, as opposed to a "straight" "guy".

But hey, no more school! I don't recommend being a punk rocker. I reallly don't hahahha but I recommend picking up music so that by the time you're like 20 or something you'll be so fucking talented and creative that you can just shit on everyone if you really want to be a narcissist. Or just go back to school and meme your way sleeping and smoking weed like a movie. But also study INTERNET.

People don't get how smart (but also how dysfuntional it can...) this fucking tool can make you.

We've all grown up smarter already than our parents which is baffling but pretty much true. Now I just need to figure out how I want to scam money best way.....then I'm the fuck done with childhood and I can start adulting more and not being an emo teenager at age 25.

>>7152826
Why is that weird at all? That's sweet. if a girl said that to me I'd date her for sure even if she was kinda awkward. I think like...buying chocholate. That is creepy.
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>>7152815
omg Sarah's growing up I'm so proud of you
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>>7152816
they did long ago
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>>7152807
you gotta start engaging with people at school or something..
don't have to ask them out or anything, make people aware of your existence as the cutest cutie on earth!
confidence and what not
are you presenting male?
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>>7152826
sounds good and cute
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>>7152825
wtf

>>7152826
after careful consideration i think that just might work, to increase your chances though you should add some shyness to it. Not a lot, just enough to be cute.
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>>7152826
Are you just now introducing yourself to him? Maybe do that first and then when you know he's willing to be friends, ask him out?

I always take things slow, that might be just me.
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>>7152815
>>7152827

tf lmao
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tfw 1 week until meet up with LDR bf for a couple of weeks and am literally dying of anxiousness and excitement.
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>>7152825
MEN
E
N
>>
Im so tired, so very tired.
But! I need to do my line!
You're all beautiful and I adore you all.
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>>7152837
yeah...

>>7152838
oh shit good luck senpai
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>lgbt meetup thingy is having a boardgames nerd shit day soon
hey i might go
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>>7152829
Almost dying does that to you. It was bound to happen. I'm immature in really fucking stupid ways. I can grow up pretty much over night, I just have to opt into everything I've always opted away from because I'm an avoidant person. I'm too smart to be on my thumb still. I'm already working on publishing my manga like 5 times as hard the last few days it's all I've done is sketch really shit drawings so I can get someone else to make them really good for like 70 bucks a page. So like 400 bucks that I've had saved for awhile. Then I can start selling drugs again but like DMT and LSD not like oxycotton.

>>7152837
I grew up riding trains, hating cops, being a punk, smoking drugs, shooting up, fucking older girls, wasting life in gutters. I really really fucked up my childhood like so much worse than I've ever even spoken about to ANYONE, especially myself rofl

lately, I've been just a NEET shut in totally on lock in. I'm sick of that. ended me on a psyche watch. I can't live with that. Not again. Right now, I'm either hitting the moon, or killing myslef if I go psychotic (period). So hopefully, I don't develop into a nutter worse than i've always been. Like I dont wanna be this guy.
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>>7152842
>>7152837
I don't get the "spookychan doesn't make sense" meme. She's layin down the truth
>>
>>7152827
Buying chocolate is creepy?? I did everything wrong ;_;
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>>7152838
hope it goes well ^^
i'd be hella nervous and probably pussy out lol
>>7152840
:)
sleep, sleepyhead!
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>>7152848
Sleeping is painful, I hate sleeping. I only want to sleep now because when I lie in the floor its easiest to sleep.
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>>7152844
how long till you got cash for FFS
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>>7152845
All she does is write nonsensical text walls with hardly any relation to the posts she's replying to.
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>this edition
H-heh

Anyway, Morning girls and funposters ^~^
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>>7152846
I'm a lesbian, i've always been terribly horrifiying creepy and stalkerish. You cannot trust my opinions on dating girls. I've only dated girls. But until recently (like yesterday) I was dating as a GUY. it was hell. I hated everything, hated sex, hated everything but memes and pokemon and pretending I was still 11 years old or something fucked up. hanging in graveyards eating pills crying. Dropping out of voice classes. I've been like...>>7152845
thank you....I've been like losing my shit tho.

But honestly, a lot of that was just a Sodium depeletion like literallly neurotransmitters started to break down :/ I was having seizures haha

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkkuAyhJizs
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>>7152842
>>7152848
ye I hope it goes well. He's 13.5 thousand km away and I've never left my country so sorta s c a r e d.
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>>7152854
mornningngng
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>>7152852
I don't find them to be nonsensical. Idk she just has a lot of thoughts. They make much more sense today than like 2 or 3 days ago
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>>7152854
Morning :3
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It's finally dawning on me just how skinny i am. It's kind of gross
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>>7152844
>>7152855

>I'm a lesbian, i've always been terribly horrifiying creepy and stalkerish
TF AHAHAHA
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>>7152854
sup
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>>7152852
she kind of rambles but I like reading most of what she says
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>>7152852
well they mostly make sense, it just usually feels out of context
>>7152850
aw, i usually like sleeping because there's a chance i get to experience a wonderful dream
>>7152854
gm
hope your day goes well!
>>
sigh
I think I am gonna quit school again

maybe I'll try again if they ever decide to make it free
>>
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>>7152861
edie please check your mostly neurotypical and able to make friends privilege
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>>7152863
I like how she seems to be in the middle of some heavy and much needed character development
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>>7152851
here's the thing with money. I come from the jews. despite my acting like a ramshackle glory archetype my entire childhood and breaking away from all friends and family, I reallly do come from a SUPPORT NETWORK. It's reallly amazing and I'm finally leaning proper on it. Despite being sick of my dad memeing me into trying testostrone which is NEVER going to happen, and my coward (kinda dumb) mother memeing me away from cypro and self medding and memeing me into like really reallly reallly bad transgender care and really bad social workers (i'm picking my own now...the hospital reallly helped with that....like fuck where has my life been...literallly a graveyard).

I've always been this edgy and stupid. I'm just sick of it. Kayla fucking grew up, so how long did that take her? I'm on a very similar boat as that girl in life in a lot of ways. She's a big inspire. I've been lurking around this shit hole now for about 9 months. Fuck. I don't pass, but that's going to change in the next 6 months. I was so desperate I almost fucking starved myself to death or something idk. >>7152865
Do it. I've never once felt guilty telling people to opt away from horse shit. School is horse shit. Sure, the system kinda works...but if you're smart? You can pause and break and even try other stuff. I found a way to college after no high school. I got my first degree (2 years) at age 17. I was 19 4 year graduate. I'm 24 NEET now hahahaha soon to be a medical RA resident. I signed up already (in like 3 days I've done a lot).

I hope they dont take my license away for this seizure.
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>>7152854
Good morning Basic you beautiful girl.
>>7152864
My dreams are all plagued by nightmares and pain, as well as getting to sleep gives me panic attacks and bad feelings.
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>>7152864
By the end of every text wall I'm like,
>Okay, what did that have to do with what you replied to?
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>>7152865
If you are going to but also have a genuine interested in learning then try teaching yourself.
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>never ending storefront captcha
is this hell
>>7152865
when does the semester end? you could try pulling through and then taking a break once it ends
>>7152870
aw that sucks :(
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>>7152861
Do you really just see her stuff as mad rambling?

I bet you have average intelligence and no creativity.
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>>7152868
Desperate is an understatement. I have to go burn my life up like Kayla did and get some butterflies on my wall like fucking holy shit.

>>7152863
ADHD and drugs ma'am. I like my brain this way. Fuck being cogent and articulate that's for dick suckers. I'm roll playing the psycho lesbian because that's what I am.
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>>7152874
>>7152874
>>7152874
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>>7152875
HAHAHAHHAHA I HATE IT!!!! It's not even easy to do anymore, it's like the worst possible system tonight! It's not just you.
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>>7152855
I always thought my mind was confused but you seem really durch.
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>>7152875
Don't be sad cute little hamster, I am not your problem cutie.
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>>7152882
only chara is a cute hamser 3:

miss chara
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>>7152889
Chara is getting treatment in a psych ward we should all be happy for her
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