George Wallace Edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
"Segregation today, Segregation tomorrow, segregation forever"
Rest in Peace Governor, rest in peace
Previous thread: >>7149741
well
i suppose this happened right as i came back
my endo appointment went well
apparently i need to get like
12 blood tubes drawn while fasting
wew
>>7150495
>no mtfg in OP
delete this thread please
Spiders are for cuddles.
Somebody make me smile pls.
I Dont want to cry in the mirror anymore
>>7150451
i guess
still haven't entirely lost interest in women
currently sitting at like a 10/90 split for women/men
>>7150463
i just use crummy disposable razors
my hair is mostly pretty thin so i don't need anything special
>>7150464
>Turns out Chara was 16 or something
we just keep going deeper down the rabbit hole
>>7150499
:(
well maybe you'll find a new job that doesn't impose bullshit restroom restrictions on you
>>7150495
whoa nice, forgot you had one
i need to work on getting hormones legit
>>7150468
>being edgy in the title post
>>7150495
>12 tubes
Jfc why so many
>>7150499
What makes you think that?
>>7150517
alright, thank you for answering my questions.
>Giving Chara attention.
Why demean yourself by giving attention to somebody who doesn't even consider you female? She's only here to feel superior to you.
That's why she pretended to be a tranny for so long. She wanted to look like a perfectly passing tranny to make everyone jealous.
She's a nobody among circles of "real girls" but here she feels superior with no effort, and you all play into it.
>>7150502
underage, mods please b&
>>7150521
From what Korra has been saying it's probably not that she thinks that and more that her boss said that.
>tfw fired for being a tranny
just
>>7150516
if Hillary wins then all the normies will die
>>7150538
I'll hire you, but I can't pay you. Perhaps we can work out a...
... special arrangement?
>>7150538
Iktf
But, this is a new opportunity!.
Be happy!
You get to start somewhere as a girl
>>7150538
Sorry Korra, I hope that doesn't put you in too much trouble
https://www.strawpoll.me/11554639
>>7150538
are you sure it isnt because you are a nigger?
>>7150541
yeah, me too.
you're probably younger than 16 if I had to guess
>>7150538
:(
That's fucking terrible, I'm sorry Korra
>>7150543
>hillary wins
>The Great Purge begins
>all the trannies flock to you and beg for you to hide them in your basement
all according to keikaku
>>7150541
my brother locked me in a room with spiders once
ever since then
NOPE
>>7150550
My ability to find women attractive comes from the revelation that women can have penises too. If not for that I'd be 100% attracted to men.
Nothing sexy about a vagina.
Tfw you are a murderer
>>7150554
Mystery.
>>7150559
Fair reason not to like spiders i would say.
>>7150565
You should be more careful next time.
>>7150571
mods please ban, most people here can confirm that she's actually 16
Well, these threads are no longer comfortable for me so I'm out. Not coming back until this problem is fixed.
>>7150577
You should know that's not how banning works.
>>7150579
No one owes you anything.
>>7150538
we are held to a higher standard in the workplace if we aren't stealth.
it's truth.
>>7150543
good.
>>7150472
lmao look at this tryhard
transition has made every aspect of my life better, save the way my family treats me, but they are not necessary for my wellbeing and I live nowhere near any of them
>>7150579
I'd tell you not to, but mtfg is cancer.
I hope you enjoy stuff. If you find some place better, be sure to rescue the nice of us from here
why is carols underage obnoxious racist posting allowed?
>>7150521
here's what happened
>at bank cashing check
>bank teller asks if I work at the nearby restaurant
>tell her I cook there sometimes
>she says the food sucks
>I say the food is alright not too bad i eat it everyday
>she says it's not authentic Mexican
>I joke and say authentic Mexicans work in the kitchen there
>we laugh and she finishes my check
>notice a coworker walking in on my way out and wave hi to her
>few hours later boss calls me in for meeting
>apparently the coworker I saw earlier at the bank says I was bad mouthing the restaurant with the bank teller calling it dirty and the food shitty and not to eat there
>he says he believes her story at face value bc she's an "actual girl" and not an imitation
>doesn't even let me tell what conversion actually happened
>fires me and tells me to leave
so yeah he wanted to fire me a long time ago but didn't have a good enough excuse until now. he outright said he fired me (in so many words) bc I'm trans
>>7150531
Chara's not cis. have you heard her? she sounds like a fucking guy
>>7150525
Close up of cute puppy being curious og me laying in the grass just 4 u
>>7150591
>he says he believes her story at face value bc she's an "actual girl" and not an imitation
wtf
like
there has to be some sort of legal action you could take
>>7150592
find another job :P my boyfriend is helping me with money until then
>>7150590
the mods only ban you if you post selfies and they don't like you
they like racism, underage, misogyny, and bigotry
>>7150590
Carol's cool.
Ban Smiles
>>7150597
I can't afford court costs, and I can't prove in a court room he said that.
>>7150594
she actually didn't in voice chat earlier
>>7150592
>Holy shit, sorry to hear that Korra. Shame burgerland doesn't have employment discrimination laws like the UK does. What will you do for money now?
We do; they're just tied to the state instead of being national.
>If she starts being nicer to me maybe.
i've quite litterally never seen her be mean to you.
hell, you begged for her and korra to come back and ....she did. quit being autistic.
>>7150602
Smiles isn't constantly posting stupid racist stuff like carol is doing right now, or like she often does.
Smiles is at least on hormones and working towards living as female; Carol just complains and never does anything.
>>7150603
what a fucked situation
i hope one day you can move to a liberal city or something to avoid this
>>7150591
I just don't get it like why would you hate someone just because they're trans? Like they're not hurting anyone. I can understand being grossed out and avoidant of trannies but full on vehement hatred want to do all in their power to fuck your life up, why?
>>7150600
prove thats you.
say "hi mtfg" in english
>>7150613
Carol got a po box and is ordering hormones.
she actual is doing something
>>7150584
but you are 16, if not younger, so you should be banned from posting here.
So I guess I'm back
>>7150595
M-my heart.
Sass, i--....
>>7150609
Luckily, could you imagine having to have a national law saying you have to keep a tranny that transitions and just shows up in a dress employed? We freak people out when we don't pass, it's not like being gay where you can just blend in.
I have seen some employed trans girls before, and all of them were stunning and passing.
>>7150619
Can't talk while boyfriend is awake.
It's even on my account and i speak in discord to multiple people.
>>7150626
I'm not underage no matter how much you want to repeat it.
>>7150630
Welcome back, how are you feeling?
>>7150630
That was a very quick day at school
>>7150622
Also am getting referred to the Tavistock Gender Clinic. Gotta resend for PO box on Monday due to some retarded issue they had with the application but that should be sorted as soon as I get home.
>tfw you will never get a date
Why do i even bother anymore i just want a cute trans gf.. pretty sad when not even other trannies like you
>>7150640
why are you so upset today? what happened?
>>7150630
:3 emily a cutie
>>7150585
>good.
its kind of amazing
no matter who wins the world will be better off
>>7150642
i'm sure it's nothing personal, it's just that you give off crazy vibes and seem unstable, like oryx
>>7150634
If you're doing your job fine or are highly qualified wearing a dress or being weird should be no reason for termination of contract.
>>7150642
i would but distance and all
sorry
>>7150600
>https://clyp.it/pjgmlk15?token=79c7aa54bc71f563b54bb1f9bdc90fc5
i asked someone to translate, and that turned out to be surprisingly boring
>>7150609
>i've quite litterally never seen her be mean to you.
o_o Are you serious? We had entire thread derailing arguments.
>hell, you begged for her and korra to come back and ....she did. quit being autistic.
That had nothing to do with me liking her personally, that request was purely so that I wouldn't end up being the only black person here. In any case I highly doubt she returned because I asked because you know... she doesn't like me. However she's cordial to me now so let's just leave it at that.
>>7150638
>Tavistock Gender Clinic
Any idea on how long your waiting time's gonna be? I wanna ask my GP to refer me to a Gender Clinic next week.
>>7150591
what the actual fuck
>>7150640
Feel better ok?
>>7150642
Might be because you're just a annoying chaser
FTM trender.
>>7150659
I'm a boring person.
>>7150662
Fucking hell kid I browsed /r9k/ for 3 years yet you make even me cringe
>>7150660
i've read plenty of your interctions, and shes always polite unless you say something inflammatory about her or her friends. if anyone deserves to die from cancer, its you not her.
>>7150648
>I feel ugly as fuck
you're only ugly on the inside
at least you have cute eyes
>>7150666
Then filter me
>>7150665
Thanks
How do I make my boymode stronger.?
>>7150675
test
>>7150662
>have like 10 gfs here
step 1: be a furry
step 2: be openly into scat
step 3: be openly into ageplay
step 4: be open to poly
step 5: shitpost shitpost shitpost
>>7150675
beard has 100% success rate
>>7150659
What did it say?
>>7150662
you'll get a gf one day though
mtf+ftm love is the purest form of love
>>7150665
>I'm a boring person.
better not make any videos then
>>7150675
get some ribs removed and srs
>>7150672
You're welcome friendpal.
>>7150678
You're not one to be judgmental lmao.
>>7150677
Without test?
>>7150680
I couldn't even grow a beard pre-hrt
>>7150656
Oh yah I wouldn't expect anyone to fire a trans girl who didn't have to deal with customers, or if you were in San Fran where it might get you more buisness
>>7150651
You aren't equally qualified to deal with a customer, if a trans person makes one person a month less comfortable shopping at your store vs a competitors it's worth firing them
>>7150686
I thought we were friends
why are you being mean to me?
>>7150687
flannel and steel toe boots w/ a beanie
>>7150691
Dyke..that's my winter outfit.
>>7150691
>that clothing
>>7150697
>Idk getting a trans gf isn't exactly the hardest thing in the world.
>>7150695
>tfw no butch dyke friend to cuddle with till I feel better
>>7150669
I don't get it, I tried to talk her out of suicide, I offered her condolences on her illness yet I'm consistently attacked by her pals. Well as I said she's civil towards me now so let's leave it at that.
>>7150693
>no MTF wants a dickless manlet
if we lived closer maybe
>>7150697
I've been rejected by every trans girl I've approached though.
KEY TO GETTING TRANS GF:
transition
t. chaser turned tranny
>Thread is still Chara circle jerking.
>>7150693
I wouldn't mind a manlet bf if I were single but the dickless thing is a deal breaker
>>7150707
Trip on quid
>>7150706
I rejected you cause you're like 16 dude. Do think you're cute tho
>>7150708
how is she even doing it
she doesn't even say much, but the mere mention of her name impassions people and sends them into a frenzy
>>7150693
no, you need to make it really clear that you like scat, poly, and ageplay.
If you don't, you're just gonna get hated on by the anti-fetish crowd and the fetish crowd
>>7150696
what do you mean it doesn't matter? aren't we friends?
>>7150706
I'll tell u what u do wrong m8
>creepy
>underage
>beta af
>clingy
>>7150715
>strap on
>>7150716
She's cis and half the people in this thread are willing to be demeaned and disrespected in order to get attention for a "LOL REAL GIRL"
>>7150722
but she just wants to make fweinds
why would she lie to us?
>>7150703
i'm not her friend, i dont even like her. But she's been around here way longer than you, so I can remember the shit she says/does. I think you have to realize that you can't be friends with someone who doesn't like you, and that just because you offer something doesn't mean they want it from you.
it'd be seeing a hungry vegetarian, and offering them fried chicken. they dont want it and aren't gonna eat it, but then YOU get angry that a vegatarian didn't want your friied chicken. catch my drift?
i'm just trying to help you because a number of people dont like you and you're annoying as fuck. maybe you haven't had enough social interaction or something; i dontknow.
>>7150720
>Idk I managed to get both of the transgirls I fell in love with to fall for me
you've got some serious game, it seems
also, you can't be that ugly if you managed to trick two people in liking you
>>7150722
chara is about as cis as mercury lol
>>7150707
That's what I did
>>7150721
Anon that doesn't help
>>7150726
sucks. No love for you.
>tfw customers ask if you're a slav
i just want to be anime
>>7150737
Are you a slav?
>>7150737
are you?
>>7150722
it makes no sense to me
but people seem to be having fun with all the drama
goodnight friends
>>7150728
I guess so
>>7150739
then you should vote trump
Hi girls I went for a walk and listened to Mastodon
What I miss?
>>7150743
g'night!
>>7150737
>tfw people tell me I "look Polish"
>>7150737
Take it as a compliment
Slav girls are considered attractive
>>7150737
elanna is a slob?
>>7150743
sleep well, sertii
>>7150743
nighto <3
>>7150727
>I'm not her friend
>all these posts whiteknighting her
Wtf are you even talking about? I didn't bring her up someone else did. I'm fully aware she doesn't like me and I generally avoid her these days unless she replies to me. But someone else claimed I still liked her so I said maybe if she ever started being nicer to me. Nowhere did I say I like someone who doesn't like me.
>a number of people dont like you and you're annoying as fuck
That's their problem, there are plenty trips here who like me.
>>7150661
sorry for late response, was doing something
I'm not sure atm, they said that it might be after my mood improves and I've been pretending to be okay to my therapist for a few weeks so maybe a few months?
It depends I think :/
sad cause born boy ;~;
>>7150748
go away
>>7150739
tfw anime hamster
>>7150743
nini
>>7150750
oo i love taking walks ^^
>What I miss?
idk there was some more chara drama .-.
>>7150767
>Really?
does that stereotype not exist in canada? it's a bit of a meme, but there's some truth in it
it's a bit different when someone tells you that you look polish and you're a man though
>>7150767
I think they were asking if you were a slob
>>7150770
Kit!!
Hiiiii <3
>>7150770
Hey Kit ^^
>>7150772
nice hat
>>7150774
No, they specifically asked if I was Russian
>>7150773
;_;
Yeah I actually wasn't aware of the stereotype
He wouldn't be the first person to ask if I'm eastern European though
>>7150773
Isn't this sort of thing a leftover from Cold War days demonizing the Eastern European as a backwards idiot?
>>7150767
Yes
>tfw need to go get food
>don't wanna go out
ghuh
>>7150774
>this cartoon ladies hips
go ahead and neck me
>>7150770
iktf
and it seems like everyone here is intersex and gets all these changes on hrt and I still look like a man and always will
Why is titanfall 2 basically half life 3 mixed with portal 2 ;-;
>>7150785
>>7150785
sorry ;___;
>>7150780
probably just "rushing"
:3
>>7150774
hiiiiii !!
>>7150776
hi cute girl ilu a lot
>>7150777
heya !!!
>>7150787
hi sheen !!! i havn't seen you for ages !!
>>7150604
What are the results like so far?
Why do most of you look like men still?
>>7150776
>Customers come up to me speaking polish
one of my worst spaghetti moments was when i went to a new polish shop that opened up nearby to pick up some kabanos and pickled herrings, and the cute polish cashier started speaking to me in polish
So I just found out that the girl on France's Overwatch World Cup team is trans. Had no idea, she's cute as fug tho.
>>7150778
H-hi. Why am I daddy?
>>7150785
Remember the Powerpuff Girls?
>>7150788
I didn't know about this game, thanks for the heads-up
>>7150787
This is how I feel exactly.
>>7150803
Because HRT doesn't work.
>>7150791
hi anne
>>7150797
hello kit, I guess we just havent intersected at the same time
*wave*
am i cute
>>7150803
idk
>>7150801
i did
>>7150806
Shakayla
>>7150797
wazzupp girl?
>>7150801
>she says while passing better than I do
q_q
>>7150803
because I'm only 5 months HRT and wasn't born intersex or incredibly beta-looking
>>7150805
>rainbow arm warmers
>scarf
>flannel
isn't it obvious?
>>7150715
australia
>>7150805
What is it with trannies and rainbow-patterned clothing
Thoughts?
>>7150805
>has no idea she's trans
With a face like that, how can you not tell?
>>7150816
rainbows make you a girl
>>7150808
yes
although more variety with photos please
you always post the same one
threadly reminder that moap is a pig ugly hon who should kill herself
>>7150819
Hrt only works on a few people
>>7150780
ELANNA
SLAVIC WOMAN IS VERY MANY SEX TIMES
>>7150803
i didn't choose this ;_;
>>7150816
rainbows are just really pretty idk
probably wouldn't wear those though
>>7150808
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>>7150806
Imagine like a big unintentionally funny stoic mech bot that can act autonomously or be piloted, and a pilot that gets a new skill every level that effects how you play, like time travel, or an electro Gun, and then throw acrobatic wall running and big bad mech fights into it.
It's probably the best non valve valve game ever
>>7150832
Wtf anon
>>7150825
Nope hrt at right levels works for everyone
>>7150835
You can tell just my her man face.
Look at her jaw, chin and browbone
>>7150831
>hi
hey
>>7150817
and here I thought my nipples were small
>>7150816
we're all hella gay
>>7150824
my pic is floating around
apparently I'm ugly and nobody here wants to deny it
>>7150835
pretty much every girl in competitive gaming is trans
>>7150837
I need more gifs of ayase
is johnny the best jojo
>>7150837
I've been on the right levels for years and still look like a man
>>7150837
>Wtf anon
i'm a bully, i make no apologies for simply obeying my nature
>>7150840
>>>7150835
>pretty much every girl in competitive gaming is trans
**aside from hearthstone players.
Eloise, Celeste and all the others are cis
>>7150850
not interested
im. a transbian
>>7150845
I am honestly dreading having my levels tested and finding out I wasted years on fake HRT.
i found this lol
>>7150856
Ew
>>7150836
But your friends and family say you pass
>>7150840
Sure thing
>>7150845
Nah you don't
>>7150851
How could you....
>>7150858
Remilia/Sakuya is stealth
and then there's the french overwatch girl
that's it afaik
>>7150805
>tdfw she looks better than you ever wiull
>>7150861
(it says its a boy ( just in case you can't see))
>>7150861
Thas a weird bladybus
bad day today i need hugs :(
>>7150875
hugg
>>7150875
Consider yourself hugged and head patted
>>7150875
Lol, I'm impressed by videogame culture.
I literally play nothing but Pokémon.
So weird
>tfw your bf asks you to call him big brother
>>7150877
>thats a cissie ur all wrong
sorry, her twitter is idolmariya
same person, ye?
>ugly and like it
I'm vain, so I don't like being called ugly. I'm cuter than I was.
>>7150887
Do you know poke tournament? :O
>>7150865
>How could you....
it's not my fault you make it so easy
>>7150875
Only lesbo hugs for you! :3
I'm so sorry about your asshole boss. I hope he gets intestinal polyps
>>7150889
get him to brush your teeth
>>7150895
I'm sorry to disappoint you guys even further.
When I meant pokemon, I was reffering to Pokemon Go!
>>7150890
dude idk! like!! i'm super vain too and i'm just...at peace with how i look. like, i don't think i'm attractive and i'm not obsessed with my appearance. i'm a crippled pile of shit and i'm so down with it. geddit?
looks like a cis to me btw
>>7150875
Hugg
>>7150897
N-NOT EVEN OK
I'm unbullyable
>>7150908
Sass... Please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFzXFsJzoyA&app=desktop
>>7150875
>tfw all the hay that was down is baled.
was transitioning a mistake?
>>7150918
I wanna do that with smiles
... don't think I'm a creep plox
>>7150631
Did it make u smile?
the mindy project followed me on twitter. like...the tv show.
i've never seen that show even wtf.
>>7150922
no
legend of korra was a mistake
>>7150924
wtf creep
hi
I'm so bored
Someone entertainment pls
>>7150922
:(
>>7150928
Thats it ._.
>>7150938
Tfw not anon :c
>>7150938
what about me anon
>>7150938
>>7150914
>irish
>trans
>ditzy
i don't even know where to begin sometimes
it's like i'm at a buffet table with an empty stomach and a teaspoon
>>7150938
>Or you
nobody ever will so its no surprise to me
>>7150930
>tfw too scare to leave my house
>>7150922
no you have made so much progress korra
>>7150819
i miss you and want to live w/ you we can be best friends
>>7150813
nm nm how are you ??? i just woke up and feeling a bit down but ok i guess
>>7150807
its nice to hear from you tho !!!! also christmas soon !!!
>>7150943
Post legs
>>7150938
got my validation for the day, thx
>>7150944
w-what are you wearing
I think I am rather lucid for once and am stable. Apologies for tonight and previous things.
Especially to Shakira and other people who were likely offended by my posts.
I will be going to bed now.
Have a goodnight friends.
omg omg OMG
I have a date with a cute crossdresser
All my dreams are coming true, I'm gonna have my first gay experience holy shit I haven't felt this happy since my childhood crush
>>7150943
depends on whether or not you're wearing full military fatigues
>>7150938
: (
>>7150931
PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS DAMNIT
>>7150912
she got a nosejob and fat redistribution like 2 months ago
her old pics are often on the op of trap threads. She's basically a new person since then. She worked her ass off to get where she is now.
>>7150947
I'm a little tired. I'm getting sucked into my old anorexia habits. I wish I wasn't so used to being hungry q_q. I lost all of my progress from the past 3 weeks yesterday.
>>7150950
a fluffy pink scarf..
ONLY a fluffy pink scarf
>>7150951
nini
good luck on your PO box btw! ^^
>>7150938
what about me
>>7150957
Apologies for not talking much to you recently. Do start to HMU again, right? I do rather miss talking to you.
>>7150947
>its nice to hear from you tho !!!! also christmas soon !!!
y-you too. and yeah its 52 days away
>>7150912
She's basically my inspiration to keep going
>>7150941
>>7150943
>>7150944
>>7150946
>>7150956
>>7150965
Jk I'd fuck you all [spoiler] at once [/spoiler]
>>7150938
>Anon thinking he and his repressed microdick have a chance in hell of fucking me
You could like talk to the hand tho.
>>7150963
>ONLY a fluffy pink scarf
s-say manko
>>7150958
I can't breathe I'm so happy
>>7150964
>We built the pyramids
yeah, using WHITE slave labour
>>7150971
nice nice
>>7150972
t. Hon
Don't get jealous, green isn't your colour
>>7150947
hi kit
>>7150922
no
keep going
>>7150964
i dont care about whites or blacks, im neither, im Estonian
being trans fucking sucks I hate it. I wish I could go back to when I was normal
>>7150964
>We built the pyramids
dont you mean the arabs built the pyramids and once the blacks took over ancient egypt pretty much fell?
>>7150976
>Are you being serious rn?
Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows?
>>7150983
Me too
Can someone be my gf please im begging you
>>7150971
:3
>>7150967
Okay maybe soon
It's nice to know you miss me <3
>>7150989
Things like this are the reason why you don't, buddy
>>7150983
You didn't choose it.
And eing repressed is literally driving insane.
>>7150983
Ffs be dead already nigger
I'm tired of coming back here and seeing you still alive
>>7150989
where r u
>>7150988
trip on James Spader
>transgirls are more feminine and cute than cisgirls
Who allowed this happen? Think we should start giving cis girls estrogen pills desu
>>7150972
i miss talking to you sass
>>7150968
i remember this time last year i was waiting for my hrt appointment
>>7150980
bexe !!!! i was just thinking of you cause some anon used one of your pics but it might of been you posting in anon IDK !!!!!!!!
>>7150962
please dont forget to eat !!! you need energy
im trying to lose weight now tho as well so idk.. i lost a bit recently
>>7150989
You shouldn't beg people Cal. It ain't a good thing to beg for people.
After I broke up with my ex I felt the same way, that no one would love me, that everything was awful... it took me time to recover from that but eventually I found people I love and by the grace of God they loved me too.
You'll find someone Cal. Don't rush into things.
>>7151008
in the city??
>>7150973
My heart won't stop beating
Girls never made me feel like this
>>7150993
Thanks :)
Yeah, I liked talking to you a lot. It eased the loneliness. It felt like I had another sister :)
<3
>>7151012
I have not, why?
>>7151016
you'll probably change your mind when you talk to them.
>>7150999
You could touch me you trips-getting fiend
>>7150986
Yeah well maybe I actually ditzy to get people to like me huh
Also I'm not ditzy :/
>>7151006
>i remember this time last year i was waiting for my hrt appointment
how is hrt going?
>>7151023
gets are for losers
>>7151024
>talk shit about yourself constantly
>why don't people like me???
No one wants to listen to your whinging bitchboy, everyone's got insecurities, be a man and fucking deal with them
>>7150980
hi bexe :3
>>7151026
>Also I'm not ditzy :/
You are cute as a button - that sentence alone, at least, is serious.
>>7151012
oh i am like.... 67kg now sooo... idk what that is... but i want to lose more. so i can get a bf
>>7151027
idk honestly its like, its nice and stuff. i thought i would get bobs by now but nothing rly. my skin is nice tho...
>>7151038
Anon stop that
>>7151015
Aww that's so sweet <3
>>7151024
>No in the state
fuck. how far out tho ;-;
>>7151012
I want kayla and valq to tie me up and feed me cum
Is basic cute?
>>7151041
Big sister Emily :)
I should sleep now though
Goodnight
>>7151046
certainly
>>7151039
You weigh more than me
t. 5'9 male
Could still knock you out
>>7151039
>i thought i would get bobs by now
just remember that it takes years for cis girls to get boobs during puberty and it takes the same length of time for all of us unless you have good boob genes like faye
>>7151052
>tfw II
>>7151040
>Earth
>Round
Why do you swallow NASA lies???
>>7151052
tfw instead of my boobs growing only my nipples did
haha kill me :D
>>7151038
STOP PATRONIZING ME
>>7151046
I'M NOT CUTE
I'm an old man
>>7151058
Read my post again and then promptly add "can't even fucking read" to the list of things you'll force the next person you meet to endure
>>7151040
sorry for my behaviour
>>7151048
See ya Carol
Does anyone else here think Cal FTM is a weird creep who needs to leave?
>>7151024
You, an FtM, literally come into a thread for MtF's to complain about your problems, and yet you expect us to care or help you with the situation or to sympathize with you.
Ironically, this looks immensely like female privilege.
Do you see the problem?
Not to mention you creeping on girls all the time.
Might drive to Dublin and shoot hot cum on basic's face tbqh
i love him so much idk how i got so lucky
>>7151039
that's not so bad
My goal weight is 135 lbs
a lot of girls don't need boobs to be hella cute tho, I'm sure you'll get a bf eventually.
>>7151044
I'm sorry, I think you mistyped that.
>>7151052
Quick question.
My breasts are very hard and firm.
They are also very powerful.
You told me the benchpress would give me tits...
>>7151073
If you posted our conversations on a hibernian fletching tutorial I'd dump you
What's the point of black mirror?
It's just kinda depressing.
And it's kinda fucked up that I'll continue watching this.
>>7151081
Sounds like this general desu
>>7151081
i really like the third season
that shut up and dance episode was really thrilling
i kinda rolled my eyes at the troll face thing though lol
>>7151046
yes
did you know if you distilled basic down into her purest form, you would get raw cute-onium, and that a single gram of it could power an entire rainbow for 4 years
>>7151077
>tfw my chest has squishy pectorals
:|
>>7151006
>some anon used one of your pics but it might of been you posting in anon IDK !!!!!!!!
who was it
>>7151037
hi
i don't recognise this trip but hi
>>7151088
Bender
>too depressed to take the effort to shower
>facial hair starts to come back
should I grow a beard, /mtfg/?
>>7151094
Repression beards never work
>>7151081
>What's the point of black mirror?
It's just like a modern day Twilight Zone/Outer Limits, but a bit more depressing.
I think it's supposed to be depressing
Driving to Dublin to shoot hot cum on basic's face lads
>>7151094
i was thinking about doing no shave november
>>7151091
I'm charlotte/isotera
I just figured I'd commit to my unhealthy lux obsession
>>7151094
it's ok to not shave if you're not trying to go fulltime, just be aware that it might make you feel worse
>>7151094
showers are nice if you're depressed
all warm and consoling
>should I grow a beard, /mtfg/?
no, i like yer cute smooth face
>>7151051
yeah im also 6'0 and gross sooo
plz knock me out
>>7151094
I was never able to grow a beard pre hrt
>>7151094
>should I grow a beard, /mtfg/?
absolutely not, jesus christ
>>7151073
>bae
Lol.
He is sweet. I met this guy online but I've been too nervous to meet up.
>>7151105
>6'0
>trying to be a girl
Why?
>>7151094
Go shower and shave, you'll feel better.
>>7151112
Kek like you already
Cork?
i just want to be loved im sorry if i hurt anyone
>>7151111
It's not a choice. It's trying or suicide.
>>7151111
to make all the other girls feel better about themselves i guess
>>7151058
why are you so far ;-;
>>7151111
Redtree is 6'2" and she's as girly as girls can be
>>7151122
Where are you?
We can still talk if you want.
>>7151120
this is the choice I'll never forget being faced with when I spent a week at the horsham clinic.
>>7151105
it
will
be
ok
Driving to Cork to shoot hot cum on basic's face lads
>>7151104
see
>>7150642
>>7150662
>>7150726
>>7150989
>>7151118
This is what i'm referring to
You aren't just having conversation with people, you're making this place about your problems which is a shitty thing to do.
You are a guy, talking about how pretty we all are or how you'd suck gt is a really creepy way to talk to girls.
If you want to talk about things then treat it like a normal conversation, not omg love me and other crap like that.
>>7151102
i'm bexe/bexe
how's life aside from a dota clone :^) but also genuinely
>>7151121
tall girls exist kit, and from what i've seen you're pretty cute
Can't wait till i get to Cork lads, haven't blew me load in a week, she might drown
>>7151138
Nononono
I'm engaged
>>7151131
See above
>>7151145
Gross :/
>>7151143
it's pretty good
we have mage girls that aren't just supports
>>7151150
Don't forget the stacks!
>>7151149
>engaged
I've got a date with your fiancés knees
(just in case either of you have 4chan X)
>>7150015
>>7150125
Sorry, had to leave in a rush, "World" Series and all and Cleveland's goin' nuts.
I might later when I have the time to warmup, but I'm pretty insecure about it.
I should have probably noted that I had a lot of classical voice training as a kid, and I still consider both to be really shit :P Just, my singing voice is better.
>looking up holsters for my new airsoft gun
>run into pictures of cis girls with amazing bodies holding the real version of the gun
Can you not
this was my safe space
only men here
now you're here
triggering my dysphoria
stooooooooooooop
>>7151150
luna is a splitpusher and teamfighter [spoiler]if alch feeds her an aghs[/spoiler]
>>7151149
>>7151157
Didn't ask for these (You)s nigger
>>7151160
>airsoft
That's not very American.
>>7151141
i dont even come here that often. And i was joking about sucking gt, and that is a pro gamer that isnt even from here. there are others who make wayy lewder comments directed at other posters than I've ever said here. Never even got lewd with anyone from here other than joking.
Im sorry i just want a trans gf and theres no other place to look sorry for hurting anyone :(
>>7151162
luna is certified gross when combined with sd right now
>>7151153
the what?
>>7151162
>orianna
>syndra
>ahri
>leblanc
>talyah
>lux
I played a little bit of luna, but she's not enough of a nuker for my tastes. If Lina or Rylai (sorry, Crystal Maiden) were good as a carry, I would probably be playing dota 2
nep is meanie ;-;
>>7151177
>That's gross...
im not being held right now i don't like it
>>7151164
Hot
>>7151178
lina is a good carry :3
>>7151177
>>7151177
>I'm engaged to a woman
a lucky woman t b h
>>7151179
what did nep do to you, snickers?
i thought she was pure of heart
>>7151186
windranger has only been played as a carry for like two years now
>>7151131
thats only true of slender girls with good proportions. you are not one of those people.
>>7151187
No I'm the lucky one
Without a doubt
>>7151155
i'm a classically trains baritone, I sing opera, and i still say that you're full of shit.
>>7151105
post a pic kit
PLS
>>7151202
show me your butt
>>7151202
now I can see why you were so into that other nigger, she was your wish-fulfullment.
you wanted to be her.
>>7151196
do you have quesarittos in ireland?
>>7151132
nyc
and sure what's yr discord or whatever
>>7151189
She's pretending like she isn't a cutie patooti and that I don't love her
>>7151197
I mean, I could just be wrong, anon. That's possible too.
>>7151187
hmm
I'll have to think about playing dota 2 then.
>>7151193
grr
if she played more like lux and was actually fun in low-elo pub matches where I have no idea what I'm doing I might've played more of her.
>>7151200
I gave up on killing myself because I had nothing to kill myself with aside from blunt objects and a plastic pen. Eventually I gave up on it altogether.
>>7151204
Here you go anon.
>>7151208
Pretty much.
>>7151216
i'm going to go with that. but obviously posting your singing voice is the only way to confirm which of us is right or wrong
>>7151105
height it a meme
i'm 5'4" and a hon, but red is 6'2" and a qt passer.
>>7151203
what kinda pic ???
>>7151221
i love your butt
>>7151221
how tall are you, and how tall was she?
>>7151227
a picture of your face!
im scared
>>7151227
a picture of your butt!
Who else here has seen San Junipero? My heart is fucking liquid. The feels.
>>7151215
>She's pretending like she isn't a cutie patooti and that I don't love her
she'll pay for this
>>7151217
drow ranger is a simple to play female pusher currently strong in the meta
>>7150702
Oddly enough, I'm asexual for like 23hours a day.
I could totally get down on some cuddles rn.
>>7151234
>>7151234
Shhhh, you're okay, everything is okay.
so i was playing dragon quest 3
and i made a party member called kayla
because i named all of my party members after trannies
there's a part in the game where you can drop off one of your party members to found a new town
so after a while the town people rioted and threw her in jail
because she was spending tax money frivolously
i just thought that was kinda amusing desu
>>7151214
cal#3645
>>7151221
Damn
>>7151237
Yep.
First episode of TV I've watched in over half a year.
Fucking amazing.
>>7151221
nice ass
no homo ofc
>>7151244
>I'm 5'11", she's 6'0"
how the fuck? in all the pictures i've seen of her over the years she seems very petite. weird to think that she's taller than me, and one of the tallest people here.
>>7151217
I stole a knife and sharpened it at night.
>Eventually I gave up on it
Yeah that's what I tried to say with "I won't tho"
>>7151221
>TFW white girl butt :(
>>7151238
What if i can't afford?
>>7151253
tfw white boy butt
>>7151246
sent ;)
>>7151253
That is a white girl butt
>>7151240
that's good because I'm starved for snuggles and feel absolutely horrible I need a shoulder to cry on
>>7151244
go watch it
they fugg
>>7151239
ughh
I'll basically have to learn how to build characters again and learn the entire meta
>>7151252
oh, ok
>>7151242
I like that quote :3
This may have been a terrible idea after all
What I am going to do with this car? How am I supposed to learn to drive properly?
>>7151254
there are more things you can take from a person than just money
>>7151243
when are you going to break your twin sister out?
>>7151255
>tfw dad has always told me I have a butt like a brazilian model ever since I was a tiny kid
>>7151232
idk i feel like i will instantly regret it
>>7151267
i think she stays in jail for the rest of the game iirc, idk i haven't checked up on her since
>>7151270
nah
post it on unsee, and set the timer to 10 minutes.
then delete it after I see it!
i'll even put on a trip
>>7151259
what kind of butt is this?
https://unsee
.cc/pomasigu/
>>7151266
Take me to a better place anon
The only thing i have to offer is my current place within reality.
>>7151243
am i in your party
>>7151274
>https://unsee
>.cc/pomasigu/
a butt that needs cocks
>>7151274
Nice link faggot
>>7151243
>playing 30 year old games
that's even older than basic
>>7151272
someone will save it and bully me about it later !!!
mtfg is a lot better once you filter all the chasers, syndie, and edie
>>7151274
Chubby white girl ass
>>7151239
>>7151262
aquila power treads into some combination of shadowblade eblade daedalus bkb maelstrom/mjollnir aghs diffusal
Who has the better butt? Korra or Shakira? Vote now!
Got my English test back
12/30 good enough for me
>>7151287
elanna
>>7151281
no I promise i wont!
i just want to see how cute you are <3
>>7151275
>Take me to a better place anon
well, i would, but unfortunately i live in the UK, so that's most likely a step down from where you are
>>7151289
how did you mess that up so badly? am i going to have to start calling you emily chong again?
does anyone else think that the irate gamer is trans
>>7151286
ack I uh what???
how do I build lina as a nuker?
and where do I play her?
>>7151300
It was argument analysis
Apparently writing not an argument all over the page doesn't cut it.
>>7151294
I notice that most 4chan Brits hate the country for some reason. Why is this?
>>7151281
Don't post unless you're 100% sure kit.
I'm not sure it's a good idea rn when you're not feeling good
>>7151283
Why the hell would you filter Syndie?
>>7151307
Boris Johnson can go fuck himself
why doesnt mortal kombat have "femality" as a finishing move?
>>7151307
Paki rape cabals
>>7151307
i don't hate my country (it's better than every other country, especially ireland), i just think it's impossible for the JFs to understand the painful existence that is daily life in the UK
>>7151312
compulsive liar
>>7151307
>bongistan
>>7151304
I love Molyneux
>>7151268
Thats a creepy dad
>>7151319
<3 Jin always backing me up
>>7151253
>Tfw no butt
:(
>>7151071
>Ironically, this looks immensely like female privilege.
you mean male privilege?
>>7151318
For some reason, her stories seem legitimate. They're really consistent and don't get as wild or sensationalized as most compulsive liars. Look at Chara or Edie; they're blatantly trying to impress.
>>7151311
Shit like this is why I can't ever use Linux with a straight face.
>>7151313
Long live Sadiq!
>>7151317
>Wasting time posting on the internet at 1am
>Painful existence
Suburban kids I swear.
>>7151319
>>7151315
Only like a few cities are shariah, the rest are good.
>>7151304
i'm starting to believe the meme about trannies not being able to read
on the plus side, you should (statistically) be better at the traditional trans subjects, such computer programming and cookery class
>>7151325
cal ftm is a transtrender
she will never actually get on T
>>7151280
Mean :(
>>7151334
go home granpa
>>7151337
Ok
Night girls
>>7151331
I can't program or cook.
>>7151327
>Suburban kids I swear.
hey, not all of us are NEETs, y'know. i have a weird work schedule that puts me on funny hours, so i'm often here until like 3 or 4am
shitposting is my downtime, where i get to vent and complain about life in the UK, while bullying people in the mtfg
>>7151322
Move to Brazil & have a god tier tranny butte.
They know how its done
>>7151339
Read this as "I can't program a cock" for like 5 seconds straight before I read it properly
borb under punches
>>7151338
sleep tight, basic
>>7151331
>mfw great at English, good at cooking, and majoring in comp sci whenever i get back to college
all I have to do is get a ton of plastic surgery and I'll truly be a unicorn
>>7151345
hi quid friend
>>7151350
>British taxes going to discriminating against British people
Super cucked
>>7151350
You're edgy a lot, honestly, and now that I've finally gotten rid of Chara
idk
you've been better overall lately, I guess, but I mean, that was pretty pointless, especially bringing it back up the way you did this morning
i mean i'll like, cordially talk to you and whatever, but idk about anything beyond that for now, not that we talked much in private anyway
Obviously if you ever need emotional support or anything else I can help with I'll be there like I'd be for almost anyone here, though.
>>7151354
Hi friend :3
>>7151356
I hope, eventually!
I want to be full-time and pass great and preferably have SRS by then.
>>7151357
I know, that looked really silly hahaha ;-;
i always got really good grades though and... i don't know, I'm a ditz, I spaced for a second
or maybe I just really wanted it to be cock
>>7151360
Did Chara leave?
>>7151350
>mfw no one would kill for a masculine black haired german square face tranny.
>>7151363
No, I dumped her lol.
>>7151365
Oh rip
How'd she take it?
Can i please get some advice mtfg?
I've got really intense social anxiety, I'm always really concerned with what other people think of me, and I'm always worried that when i talk to people that they're just tolerating me.
There's this cute boy I've been lowkey friends with online for about two years. I have a huge crush on him but he lives on another continent so we've never met in person? and a relationship isn't practical at all so I've never pursued it. Even so i still talk to him occasionally. I guess I'm subconsciously hoping something will happen.
How do i tell if I'm severely misinterpreting our relationship, and he’s just being polite? I wish i could just ask.
>>7151365
same way you "dumped" peeps?
how often did you rape chara?
>Come to the conclusion that I will indeed have to come out at some point, soon
>Spend a month waiting for the perfect time to talk to parents
>Only get like two opportunities and coward out both times
>Today is a perfect day, so I spend forty five minutes psyching myself up
>As I go downstairs to talk to them, heart and head pounding like a heavy dream, my dad leaves the house
>Sit around for two hours waiting for him to get back in the hopes that I don't lose this, heart going like 120 BPM the whole time
>He doesn't come back and my mom goes to bed
Can somebody just fucking kill me?
>>7151365
i'm not trying to intrude on anything but is she really 16? or is that some rumor
>>7151371
Take Xanax.
rapid pace of the coca cola company caffeine free 100 and free
>>7151371
hang yourself
>>7151343
sass is the jester
>>7151374
HAMSTER MAEVE
>>7151374
hey virgin, have you even had your first kiss?
>>7151376
I know these words.. it doesn't seem like we speak the same language tho.
>>7151360
>You're edgy a lot, honestly, and now that I've finally gotten rid of Chara
whats the relationship between you chara and shakira
>>7151379
LMAO I hate you kiwi!
>>7151365
why though?
>>7151384
simplicity or a half if my hours visiting with the be fair
>>7151374
shes not underage since she has to send the mods a pic of her id to get unbanned, and shes not cis either
>>7151386
Isn't a fuckation like a vacation where u fuck all the time? Or am I like making words up?
>>7151392
was it a boy or a girl?
>>7151392
You're still popular to me <3
Maeve posts are nice, desu.
>>7151392
HUGG
>>7151393
Oh! Sure, we'll have a fuc-kation
Why is it whenever I see big bubbly buttes, my first instinct is to bite rather than fuck?
>>7151392
>what the fuck happened
sooner or later we all ask ourselves this question
maeve pls make the new thread
>>7151407
i guess i really don't** talk to people
>>7151408
Seconding
chara has a cute voice
>>7151363
I felt kind of bad calling anyone on their shittiness while I was dating a monster, the only reason I called Carol out was cause she was defending shit that Chara had pulled, lol
>>7151367
Not well, but she doesn't really let on, I only know because I know how she acts when she's messed up about something.
>>7151372
Peeps dumped me, what are you talking about? You must not have been there if you seriously missed how much I bawwed about that, just cause I recognize what was going on now doesn't mean I did at the time.
>>7151374
Yes. :/
>>7151388
This should sum it up. X is a close friend.
X - 10/23/2016
Abuse me
quid - 10/23/2016
honestly i can't
[snip a bunch of self-harm stuff]
X - 10/23/2016
oh Fuck
cmon
quid - 10/23/2016
i know right
X - 10/23/2016
are u still dating chara
quid - 10/23/2016
the point was supposed to be how stealthy it is
wait
was that what you were going oh fuck cmon about
or the SH
X - 10/23/2016
No, the melts thing
quid - 10/23/2016
ok
yes i am
X - 10/23/2016
you're not even happy with her
quid - 10/23/2016
i was, until i found out she was 16
X - 10/23/2016
Don't do yourself a disservice
In one of the most important areas
And a cis girl
quid - 10/23/2016
haha
yeah...
X - 10/23/2016
And living with an abusive boyfriend
And actually a sociopath
sounds like she's lied about a lot
quid - 10/23/2016
oh, no
just the cis girl and 16 bit
all the other stuff was pretty upfront there
well, i mean
X - 10/23/2016
I guess
quid - 10/23/2016
that's not the only lie she's told lol
X - 10/23/2016
I'm still rly drunk
quid - 10/23/2016
but that stuff wasn't lies
X - 10/23/2016
break up with her desu
you deserve to be happy
Then that last line haunted me for a week, and then I dumped her, and that about sums it up.
>>7151412
YOU ARE NOT MAEVE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>7151412
Delete this!!!
>>7151403
Omg I'm a biter too! Lol
>>7151406
It's really good for removing anxiety. Once you feel ok, you'll build your confidence up and then you won't need the pills.
Maybe you have an addictive personality disorder or you're legally a .i oe?>>7151407
Well, i enjoy chatting with you no matter what your mental image of yourself is.
>>7151417
whoa.i mean, what proof do you have that shes 16 and cis?
thats wild. I thought you met her irl and shit?
>>7151432
Well, yeah, that's how I found out :P
there's a reason I was so vague about that visit and i've been interacting with her less lately
>>7151436
wow. huh thats really weird.
the whole scenario just seems biazarre. So is the psychopath stuff real, or is she just a bigoted asshole?
>>7151448
I suspect she's not a sociopath, but it's quite hard to tell since some sociopaths can have more accentuated shallow emotions than others.
Either way, she's been extremely traumatized and lived in very unhealthy situations her entire life, so calling her just a bigoted asshole wouldn't be fair. I don't think she'd ever had racist views challenged or even had any idea they were so unacceptable until quite recently thanks to me. She did spend most of her time on 4chan, after all. Like, she knew it was politically incorrect, but she was legitimately surprised when she found out most people would shun her if she talked like that in real life, lmao
>>7151737
High quality shitpost brah