/mtfg/ Male to Female General

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i was going to make this the op but you ruined it :(

>>7148692
>has a pussy and hates trans people

this doesn't imply she's not trans tho

>>7148699
Listen Sarah, just because you were an edge case and fucked yourself up doesn't mean it's cool to scare people who don't know anything with stories like that. With spiro, 99% of the time if you drink a decent amount of water, don't eat too many bananas and keep your salt levels high enough, you will be perfectly fine. This is common knowledge regarding spiro and telling people "No spiro will you up" isn't helpful.

>>7148701
kinda jelly desu

>>7148715
you will never get cypro outside of selfmedding because it's not approved by the FDA in your country, even though literally every endo in any country that isnt the US prescribes that to trannies. If you really don't have the money then that's unfortunate, it will potentially save you a lot of ill side effects though.

>Any recommendations for good easy sources of salt?

putting salt in your food is the best way afaik


>>7148748
UNFORTUNATE

>>7148745
I want your comfy evening with you

Attention to all, it is not allowed to be wrong on the internet.

If you are wrong on the internet I will initiate a 100-reply engagement to utterly annihilate your wrongness.

Thank you.

>>7148745
>https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf

Is this link working for you, people?

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>start to fall in love with my long distance relationship bf
> completely decide to ignore him for two or three days no reason to protect myself emotionally when i realized that I can't be falling in love that quickly
> wonder if im playing the game correctly
> completely fall out of love now
>im in control again
> even though he's the boy of my dreams im makung sure i don't lose this by being cold as fuck and only presenting masculine energies.

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My "cis" friend just told me he is considering HRT because he's straight and only able to find women attractive so he feels the need to look like a woman to be attractive. But he totally doesn't want to be a girl.

Why are repressed girls so cute?

>>7148748
this is actually hilarious

>>7148760
well, come over. What's holding you back? I'm having a comfy evening RIGHT NOW

>>7148764
yes

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>>7148764
Yup. Here's a screenshot of the first page, the second is just some diagrams showing what each measurement means.

>>7148736 #
You realize I shit-talk myself here weekly, right?
I have none..
All I have is my wifey telling me I pass, am cute, etc... But I assume she's hugboxing b/c I definitely have days where all the Midwestern Jesus white people gawk at me in angry horror.
Ofc, I Dont shave those days either. Lol.
Either way, I'm legit banking on ffs+electro to make it so I can build some. With every day somebody is a dick to me, whispers behind my back, or glares angrily at me just for existing in a hoodie and jeans, I repress more & grow ever more terrified of leaving the house without somebody to hide behind and talk for me.
I've only got confidence if ppl aren't frowning before I open my mouth

>>7148745
>tfw no paladin qt to go on adventures with

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>>7148745

Great edition

>>7148726 #
>>7148735 #
Oh ok.... Hmmm
What makes you think she's Trans?

Also, maybe not what you want you to hear but if she's lying about this kind of stuff and going to great lengths to make you believe it, she might not be relationship material.

Also you're welcome. I like when people come here for advice. It breaks up the drama

>>7148748
I had a laugh.

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>>7148767
>Why are repressed girls so cute?
Pretty sure he's just gay and falling for the gay meme.

>>7148768
Sure, I'll just skip all my classes for the week and buy a plane ticket to Greece with my life savings of $60

>>7148774
this is just so untrue you faggot

>>7148774
I'm not there, this is wrong

>>7148774
Meave has been really dirty lately

>>7148748
My Samsung (rooted) is so botched lately, it took me this long since

A) posting a thread which took too long
B) deleted it
C) showed up here.

That's like 5 minutes of just piece of shit not working properly.

Also someone spelled the word epitome wrong at me last thread so to whoever that was lol

>>7148767
That's adorable.
Are you going to take him to clubs and watch him blush when straight guys come on to him?

>>7148765
Be sensitive
Be a care bear

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>>7148782

>>7148774
this is a much better version of tier list

i should probably be bottom left though

>>7148779
Maybe, but I've never known cis men to desire to look like girls so much that want FFS and HRT.

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>>7148772
valq ur cute t b h

>>7148773
>ywn hang around a remote bonfire with your friends

>>7148774
im very pleased with my position in this graph

>>7148779
netherlands atm but DO IT. I will host you in my 9 square meter room and cook you dinner and show you around my city.

>>7148774
Switch drake and Kayla, and I think this is accurate.
I really need to shitpost less, but thank you for saying I don't deserve bullying.

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>>7148782
>>7148766
>>>7148763
>I-Im not ??? ;___;

>>7148769
Thanks, I'll check it out later

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>>7148791
I'm one of those cis men

Karin and Sarah should have an autistic showdown so we know who is the most edgy once and for all.

>>7148790
Yeah, I'd say you're the worse currently active trip

>>7148774
wut kayla is not worse than drakeposter

>>7148795
why do you even want to read stuff like that? Unless you're proportions are good doesn't this make you want to kys?

>>7148789
go on then, bully me
>>7148794
yeah

>>7148797
Huh?

>>7148774
where am i

>>7148792
Does this mean we need to get married?.......

>>7148796
You ain't, hon. You just ain't.

>>7148792
>9 square meter room and cook you dinner
Wait, I love the offer, but how?
Wouldn't a stove leave no room for your bed?

>>7148792
>ywn roast a boar in the forest with friends and play guitar as they retell stories of their latest exploits

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W-what if I'm just a super self hating gay dude

>>7148800
Not particularly disphoric about my body, just want to learn.

>>7148798
i like to think when i'm not being a retarded shithead my posts are of pretty above-average quality though, i try to be as in-depth and sourced as possible

>>7148804
But what are hons but cis men in dresses

>>7148804
Can I get married to you Basic? You're very cute.

>>7148774
Lol, can't say its not accurate for me.
>>7148792
T-thank you :/

>>7148808
>if

>>7148803
please add me

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>>7148803

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>>7148792
Also, I don't think $60 will cover it.

>>7148818
Lol

>>7148756
I drank TOO much water. Anyone opting to choose cheaper on the Spiro vs better drugs and a new job like Kayla got in my opinion now after this experience doesn't even want to be a tranny. You're just choosing bad options. It wasn't potassium sparing that fucked me.. It was the water. I like my water.

>>7148798
No way. Have you dealt with dollface, Shakira, and some of these new fangled fuck boys who are in their late 20s trying to be way too nice to each other lately? Last month this place has sucked with like 7 new trips showing up all equally fucking dumb, new to HRT and commonly more reckless than I am. That's a stretch.

Ive seen today a few girls giving out medical advice and its all been hilariously batshit insane in the last thread - and I'm not referring to people being a bit upset with my scare mongering, I honestly mean unrelated stupidity.

There are some dudes here with bigger dicks than we should be dealing with. Idk I'm shallow and think passing matters. I really do not like a lot of the new boys. They trigger my phobia.

Are tall mommies allowed to bottom? I don't want to dom I just want to be a mommy.

>>7148818
lol why is she not in the middle

>>7148818
uwu

>>7148767
Thats why I started HRT desu
I really like the effects but I dont feel a need to go all the way and start living as a girl
Maybe just the girl in a relationship though

>>7148821
>I drank TOO much water.
I'm the anon that asked ealier, honestly is this going to be a problem? I drink an imperial gallon per day.

I really don't want to fuck myself up.

>>7148821
You're right.
Fuckbois like me need to leave.
Also,
I eat cypro

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>>7148801

>>7148821
>There are some dudes here with bigger dicks than we should be dealing with.
Send them my way, I'll deal with those dicks.

>>7148820
You're getting robbed omfg that's terrible. Hostage inducing pricing.

>>7148798
She's one of the most helpful trips.

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>>7148816
Wut r u saying ;_;

>>7148826
You can give yourself water intoxication, but you'll probably just pee it out before you get to that point.

>>7148833
So you're saying I should take a pilot hostage until I get to fly free?

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>>7148804
i-i guess, you have a fiance though already no? I wouldn't want to come between you two.

>>7148806
this is my room when i just moved in. The kitchen is not in here but it's shared

>>7148807
>ywn go on an adventure to a far away land and leave everything behind

>>7148820
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO AMERICAN EVEN GO ON VACATION

>>7148826
Just don't drink so much water that you turn pale and get blood tests and replace vitamins and electrolights and you'll be absolutely fine (unless you respond bad to diaretic piss pills like me). I NEEDING an edgy like 4 gallons to keep up with my day. Suffice to say, this isn't smart.

Potassium is another concern, because you WON'T pee it out.

>>7148808
What if hugg elann

>>7148836
>You can give yourself water intoxication
lol not with what I drink. I'd need to drink twice as much as I do per day, in one hour. No peeing.

I'm not worried about the water intoxication meme, I'm worried about spiro giving me brain damage because I drink a lot of water.

>>7148835
You're not going to like hearing this, but you've fallen for a prank, anime tricked you into being a girl.

>>7148813
I don't like that word anon..
And I'm not sure what you mean

>>7148814
No I'm sorry
I just thought me and sertii could become a power tripship of purity and discussion

>>7148838
You're right
You deserve your mantle as purest ^~^

>>7148834
aww thank you anon

>>7148827
Valq is 2 cute, she pretends to be a degenerate but she's a principled and faithful woman.

I want to find someone like u to be my life partner.

>>7148838
>HOW DO AMERICAN EVEN GO ON VACATION
Option 1: plan a year in advance for cheap flights
Option 2: drive everywhere
Option 3: own the airline
Option 4: just don't

The room looks hella comfy tho, I'm actually kinda jealous. I couldn't find anything that nice for under $800/month

>>7148842
Some people actually believe this.

>>7148841
Monitoring your intake is the quickest way to not be the Sarah meme. Trust me, if you can avoid the Sarah memes.... Plus girls named Sarah always hide huge problems. They all think they're smarter than they are and nicer. Sarah's are terrible.

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am i cute

>>7148699
>If you're a Transgirl without testing, you'll die. I hope you do at least how dumb?

>be transgirl
>die
thank you sweet jeesus

>unironically thinking you can drink a lethal dose of water on accident

>>7148850
The cutest

>>7148841
Eat a lot of shit with electrolytes.

Also I don't understand why we'd need to watch out for potassium? Wouldn't having a higher water elimination rate + intake just tank all your electrolytes? Why is potass different?

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>>7148850
Lauren is best girl.

>>7148853
You just haven't tried.

>>7148853
I don't know why water intoxication has become such a meme here this past week.

>>7148839
You need to stop posting if you're just goin to spread misinformation. And 4 gallons of water per day is a lie.

>>7148858
>accident
>tried

>>7148857
Spironolactone increases potassium retention by quite a bit.

For the most part it's a meme, but you should pay attention to your potassium intake on spiro because it's much easier to end up with dangerous amounts of potassium in your blood.

>>7148848
Not true, I'm a Sarah and I'm extremely intelligent and moderately to highly nice

>>7148857
I dunno either, HRTgen also says don't eat Banans. Which is sad because I really want to eat Elan Banan.

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>>7148774
I'm ok with this

>>7148858
That's a nice bladybus

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>>7148845
s-stop
no.
i dont have morals and i only care about myself. i'm a trainwreck with no redeemable value .

>>7148863
dang, if not for that you could just drink shitloads of coconut water and eat potato chips and be fine

>eat spiro
>go to eat a pickle but eat a banana by accident
>die
:(

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>>7148850
lauren, you are my world

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>>7148841
you'll be fine, if you drink 4.5 liters a day you'll be peeing every 20 minutes

>>7148843
oh thanks :3 though i don't really think im pure at all, for some reason i just come off that way maybe?

>>7148846
but like

3k?

I wanted to plan a flight to tokyo for the olympics in 2020 and its like 500 with retour if you stop in Moscow from here, 3k just sounds insane for booking a flight at any time at all

And yeah i suppose its a comfy room, i pay like 200 euros for it because it's the smalles room in the city. It's a bit annoying though because my housemates are animals and never clean their shit in the kitchen and this one housemate is some sort of dutch freak with ice in his blood, he sleeps with the window open when its like 10 degrees outside and this makes the whole house colder.

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>>7148842
Damn
Is it too late to be a twink?

>>7148774
Where the fuck am I in this?

It's like you literally don't know who the fuck sass is!

>>7148838
>how do americans go on vacation
they don't unless they are super rich. I've been trying to get my girlfriend to go on one with me for 3 years, and she can't even get the time off from her job

>>7148857
Because the pills do NOT remove it. It's just one of the side effects called potassium sparing. It's really not that big a deal, I still was eating a bananas a day, but I had to cut back on my potato starch. The passing of urine with too many electrolights is what you should watch for. It can start slow like a gallon a day for some might prove lethal over 4 months others like me 3 gallons a day is like.... I mean let's be real, I'm a bit nuts. My body didn't cope well with Spiro. Now they have me on a meme (finnnestatridee) until my order of cypro comes in. It's not a diaretic and kills your weeewee. So I'm about that life anyway.
They just don't usually give it out in America. Idk why I really don't. I'm pressuring hard for it today at endo.

>>7148874
I have to pee like once hourly?

>>7148868
i love platypodes <3

>>7148870
right? rip

>>7148871
RIP :(

>>7148878
They don't give it out because it's illegal.

You're not gonna get anywhere trying to pressure your endo, they literally can't do anything, no pharmacy in the US stocks it.

>>7148879
ye if you now go on spiro you will be spending most of your time in the toilet desu

>>7148876
sass, get on the train

>>7148875
Depends on how hard you got pranked, surely you didn't let anyone remove your penis, right?

>>7148865
>HRTgen also says don't eat Banans (sic)
My doc said that you can't really get potassium problems from bananas or potatoes, and he's been giving people hrt for almost 30 years.

>>7148874
>in 2020
Right, its 4 years in advance. The farther ahead you book, the cheaper the flight.

>>7148875
not for you?
i assumed you always were just a twink?
>>7148877
umm.
her bills must be crayyyy
or an underpaid job.
either way, requesting time off like a month or more out should work.
does this mean i'm super rich?

>>7148882
Actually that was a lie, I just peed for the first time sine 9am. At home I piss more though.

>>7148875
>tfw lanner is going to live my dream of being a qt cuntboy
;~;

>>7148874
It's probably because you're absolutely lovely and don't shitpost at all

>>7148885
i've found that 2 bottles of wine a night and potatoes in the morning will start to give you dizzy spells and heart problems normal men dont have

>>7148876
Her name is Suzy and you will treat her with respect

>watching scary movie
>girl gets put in a harness
>guy explains that she will be giving him a child
>fills turkey baster full of splooge
>starts walking toward her
>close up of drip
>pulls harness so she's hanging in air with legs open
>cuts her jeans open

I was literally crying, my girlfriend couldn't stand watching me and kept trying to turn it off. wtf is wrong with me >.<

>>7148870
So neither of these are acceptable? I happen to love both of those things.

>>7148864
This girl is a bitch mark my words everyone. Don't trust Sarahs.

>>7148774
Must be this Sarah, you got me all wrong unless that's purposely shit posty in irony in which case fine here is 5 dollars you peasant. Sick burn.

>>7148881
You're right my anarchy and bullshit will never charge a system.

I didn't graduate high-school and I'm doing medical residency so I can't really listen to the year being 2016 and the DEA mattering. You're probably right, but I'm not going to just not try. The system WILL change. Probably not by me. We need Jazz Jones for that.

@ Passers
http://www.strawpoll.me/11551812
http://www.strawpoll.me/11551812
http://www.strawpoll.me/11551812

>>7148893
no chips are fine. Coconut water is ok I think, but it does have a lot of potassium so you should be careful and probably cut back.

I feel your pain, coconut water is the shit

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>>7148886
Noo I actually just looked really soft and slightly chubby pretrans. At 18 I looked closer to 14

>>7148884
Oh fug, it's too late isn't it

>>7148888
It's gonna be gud

>>7148899
On cypro I can pound that shit though right?

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>>7148889
>2 bottles of wine
>a night
>complains about dizzy spells
Uhhhhhh, you're aware that 2 glasses of wine is a little more normal, yeah?

>>7148892
men.
>>7148888
>tfw
>>7148876
sass.
i miss you.
i cried bc i saw an old Labrador yesterday and thought about how sad it is that dogs have such a short life.
and then i cried more
and then i got to the asian market and they called me a girl b/c i was crying.

>>7148886
you actually kind of were last time I heard how much youre making, she makes like 30k living in california and she does accounting so she can never take off the first or last week of a month.

and the vacation? thats at least 600 for tickets, then hotel and everything else for a week, it adds up

>>7148897
Fuck you you fucking cunt im not a bit-oh shit

halp how do i nice

tfw sore butthole

>>7148906
was it a massive shit, hemorrhoids, or a dildo?

>>7148905
I have no idea. I'm such a bitch that only moap will be friends with me.

>>7148901
Not sure. I bet quid knows.

/summon quid

>>7148885
i could only book starting 1 year tho. Like, book for next summer.

>>7148888
uhh wow that so nice of you

>>7148892
i just cringe in movies whenever the "evil guy gets close to female lead and brushes her cheek" thing, i can't imagine that.

>>7148907
dildo
i
l
d
o

>>7148905
I trust Pat the bunny more than Sarah's.

I woke up in the ER with 4 new tinder matches. All fake. I don't remember redownloading this, but I'm glad I did lmfao. I need to bang people. I tried to sleep with a nurse named Sarah, but she was married and despite offering to help me date jess the other nurse (I was like back in 8th grade mindset) she didn't follow through.

I have a meeting with one nurse a date on Thursday at olive garden because "that's so cliche i don't even care if I get laid I just want the bread and sadness".

Why am I so edgy :(

It's because I'm Sarah.

>tfw I don't pass yet, and I doubt that I could
>but >>7148898 is currently 75% for "no".
M-Maybe there's hope for me after all.

>>7148900
you misunderstand.
i thought you were just a really feminine twink with a vagina now.
actually, any human without a beard is just a twink.
twinks with boobs just took hormones.
still twinks tho.
>>7148902
theres a reason i stopped spiro.
>>7148904
damn.
i couldnt imagine. especially there. i'd figure her base should be at least 40 what with cost of living.
yeh, i'd do a mini staycation before i moved every other week. the electro place was 400 miles away i a big city. we'd get a hotel for three nights, go shopping, downtown nightlife, and do nature stuff.

truth is, i probably could've done a foreign country at any time but was too lazy.

now, i'm completely comfy learning my new surroundings for the time being. its a new world everywhere i go
maybe next summer....

I signed my real name on the Indemnity form even though I used a fake one for the order with qhi, I hope that will be ok.

Where did moap go?

>>7148915
>>7148908
Lets form a support group for just Sarahs

>>7148915
sounds romantic

>>7148893>>7148901
>>7148909
Yup!

Cypro doesn't affect potassium, you'll be totally fine.

>>7148900
I'm gonna go as a boy next Halloween

>>7148903
Worst feel

>>7148913
It's true though.
You're never anything but nice

>>7148917
I was convinced that I was a Neanderthal and that I'd need extensive ffs.
Mtfg and passgen agreed with me about the ffs part

>>7148922
No, I hate fat people. And that's what it would be. Or a self injury and AA thing. Either way, it's a bad look. Trust me, it's like congregating Stephanie's.

>>7148913
Are you sure it's not just the airport? Bigger airports might have more flights available and thus more tickets

Btw, the next available ticket to the Netherlands was on the 15th.

>>7148919
And it has nothing to do with you being an alcoholic?

I'll admit it's given me lightheadedness, but I had low blood pressure going into it.

>>7148922
I'm not a Sarah, I'm a Charlie.

>>7148903
:3 I <3 U whenever you need me just chat me up.

>>7148919
Where are u now?

>>7148921
to preen in front of a mirror

>>7148897
Rip :(
Good luck though

>>7148931
What a weirdo

>>7148850
Ily qt

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>>7148929
they have a flight to the netherlands once every 15 days or something?

maybe your airport is more local and less of an international airport

>>7148926
im not always nice, maybe im just never mean?

>>7148930
Fargo.
BUT WHY DO PUPPERS HAVE TO DIE SO EARLY.
WHY CANT THEY BE FOREVER PARTNERS??????
>>7148929
well, that was before i had someone make me stop treating myself like garbage.
but nah.
i could do that again, but spiro wont be in my system to fuck me,

>>7148612
elanna these are my favourite beans ily even more now

>>7148922
can i be in it too

>>7148923
Hopelessly cliche. I write emo poetry and I'm 24. I'm changing careers now tho to be a PCA and eventual RN. Why I didn't massively long ago, it's because I'm a degenerate.

But you should hear me flirt. It's not even fair to other guys. I'm fully female minded, but I still keep relying on being a dude. It works really well up until anything serious, serious being sex. Then it falls apart and I'm not romantic, I'm pathetic.

I fluctuate between narcissistic and self depreciating Hobo these days. I say these days hiding that it's been since 7th grade writing little love notes.

But I met this 20 year old yesterday who I dont think had ever flirted with a transgender girl before. She seemed to genuinely enjoy it, but she's still banging a fat dude so idk.

I'M SO FUCKING DISGUSTING
KILL ME

>>7148938
It's international, but it's not as big as Philadelphia or Las Angeles. The flights get booked ahead of time, and it's not like there's infinite seats or standing room.

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>>7148941
>can i be in it too
no, you cannot

you are a lauren, you are not a sarah, lauren

>>7148939
I mean, alcohol dehydrates you, because it's also a diuretic iirc.

Sarah probably needs to stop.

>>7148909
ALSO if this is who I think it is I looked into it more for you and what's generally done with cypro is you go up in dose, not down, at first. Then when you're at a dose you know is high enough, you go down to see how low it should be, might have been what you were thinking of.

>>7148924
Are there any risks I should be aware of with cypro? Don't know when I can get blood tests.

>>7148946
Youll be a cute person soon. :)

>>7148949
BUT YOU'RE NOT A SARAH?!

>>7148952
Of course, this doesn't really apply to selfmedders I guess... :(

God I hate the state of trans healthcare so much.

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>>7148948
I once knew someone who lived in greece but owned a small Chesna and regularly used it to fly over to his girlfriend in sweden. Obviously not good for flying over the atlantic because he had to take stops to refuel, but still, being able to do this would be amazing.

>>7148954
there aren't really risks if you take the standard tranny dosage of 50mg at first, but some people 20% get depressed on cypro. Also supplementing on vitamin B12 is a very good idea, because it causes deficiency

I should have had a blood test 3 months ago. Is this bad?

>>7148951
That's a bleak outlook, dude. Probably.

>>7148949
wtf

>>7148952
I ahven't talked to you about cypro

Just an anon who respects quid's knowledge

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>>7148919
>tfw hypertwink that people keep calling a girl for some reason

>>7148926
Not even meming, I'm considering doing just that

>>7148940
<3
Best beans :3

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I just put 3D butterflies all over my wall... feeling like im fucking with my manhood

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Aloha.

>>7148955
>Youll be a cute person soon
I'll never be a person, let alone cute
It will never work
HRT just made me more of a man

>>7148954
I'll see what I can find later, I haven't studied it as obsessively cause I'm a US girl.

The main thing that comes to mind is that it's bad for the liver, more so than spiro, in fact that's why the us hasn't approved it. Don't drink any more than necessary socially, and just avoid things that are bad for the liver in general.

>>7148966
nice butt'flies lol

>>7148959
That could be handy desu. Getting a pilot's license just for that would be impractical, but still.

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>>7148966
I wish I was in that bed
>>7148967
hello

>>7148970
I even ordered a girls bed set and pink drapes. Kill me.

>>7148964
Oh ok, thank you you're a sweetheart ^^

I just remembered I have her on discord now so I'll just msg her that

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>>7148965
>Not even meming, I'm considering doing just that
Stop it, you're fucking with our heads too much

Boys who are girls is confusing enough, let alone boys who are girls who are boys

>>7148966
That's p cute ^^

>>7148967
Whoa
hi

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post ur pretransition pics
this was me lol

>>7148966
>feeling like im fucking with my manhood
You're going to get that removed anyways

>>7148965
Do you mean for Halloween or just in general?........

What does it mean when people call you a cinnamon roll and who do people call me that?

>>7148973

Whoa, that looks cozy. What's up, Juni?

>>7148978

Why so whoa?

>Sarah gets bitched at for fear mongering last thread for her medical advice.

Which is harsh and extreme. Okay. That's Sarah.

>there are girls she uncovers in thread now who literally don't test their blood, don't know medication side effects, and don't seem to care to learn.

Okay, maybe it's not harsh or extreme.

The mental illness in this thread makes my face ache.

To whomever recently posted they hate transgender care, I can't even describe how heart breaking it is. It's just not good enough.

>>7148982
idk rolleo

>>7148974
I've got agp pink bedsheets n' stuff too, why does it make you feel bad?

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>>7148979

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>>7148982

It means you're sweet, and gooey on the inside once you're warmed up. They must enjoy your company.

>>7148982
Means you're sweet and they wanna lick you

>>7148983
>Why so whoa?
idk lol

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>>7148979

>>7148974
so if yr house catches on fire and yr in makeup and you have to have rescue heroes go inside yr house, will you be ready to pass in girlmode?

>>7148979
after?

>>7148959
>>7148969
But I don't need to quit smoking? *,*

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>>7148982
it means you're simply too good for this world

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>>7148982
Om nom nom :3

>>7148966
Kayla you are my favorite girl.

>>7148985
I cant make anyone smarter I'm gonna probably be an endo myself if I don't get this job working for like the walking dead writing shows or whatever. So yeah. It's not good enough.

>>7148980
My penis has nothing to do with my manhood, its more about how i live my life. Maybe i just wanna be seen as an ftm... i know I've called myself one on numerous occasions, i like how people treat me when they think i have a vagina, its like they do everything in their power to be accommodating

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>>7148994
3 months hrt

>>7148892
emotional flashbacks/ptsd...

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>>7148981
...Yes
:^)

>>7148977
But life is more fun when it's confusing and fucky

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>>7149002

>>7148979
https://unsee.
cc/pobetagu/

>>7149000
hyy bby i can fug ur benis like its a vagina
<:3c

>>7148966
reminds me of my childhood

glow in the dark stars literally covered my wall because i couldn't reach the ceiling

>>7149000
You're a girl

>>7148995
Alas, the issue with smoking is the synthetic estrogen, not the AA.

The only reason I'm having one now is so my lungs don't work as well so I don't cough as much when I clear out more of this shit

Instead it'll just settle down in there and I can take care of it later like all my other life issues :^)

>>7148983
shit sucks is up X/
>>7148982
It means that yr so sweet that jesus had to use cinnamon when he made you

nvm i signed it with a girls name lol

>>7148995
quitting smoking might be necessary because of estrogen, not your choice of AA. Estrogen somewhat increases the risk of blood clots. I (possibly) have a heart disease that makes me a higher risk target for blood clots, so I quit smoking just to be safe. If you are healthy in general, do cardio while on HRT multiple times a week and generally eat healthy, there is no reason why you should quit smoking.

>>7149000
YOU FINALLY GET IT
ilu

>>7148995
It's the nicotine that does it by the way, not the smoke itself. Along with blood clots and stuff, it impedes estrogen absorption which will affect development for babby trans like us.

>>7149014
I just stopped smoking weed after losing my mind. I've actually literally touched a cigarette. I broke one twice so I've touched, but never ever smoked. All my doctor's recently REALLY thought I smoked crack or PCP. I really also never have. Lol

>>7149005
I'm hoping by next year my boy costume will be confusing and fucky because right now it's not so much

I just want to go out and bro it up with you

>>7149018
Will cardio improve absorption?

>>7149014
Hurts development though D:

also I'm pretty sure you mean no trans reason, but there's no way to cancel out the negative effects of smoking ofc

>>7149012

Ugh, tell me about it

I bet Elanna shows people her vagina so they give her special treatment.

>>7149005
>But life is more fun when it's confusing and fucky
Not when you're the one who gets tricked into having sex with boygirlboys

>>7149018
>>7149022

>it impedes estrogen absorption

well fuck i didn't know that. Do you know anything more about how this works?

>>7149013
Haha nice. Good luck and congrats again on starting hrt :3

>>7149021
I don't know, I don't really know why it would though.

I've heard rumors that weed affects it, and for some reason I kind of... havent like... really given it much thought or research...

>_>
<_<
>_>
<_<

>>7149026
speak for yourself

>>7149028
You should get your nausea checked out btw, you probably have an ulcer.

what is your opinion on the latest video by trans activist and spokeswoman blaire white?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQbgShb6r8

>>7149023
I'm tired of being so disgusting

>>7149031
from the title alone?
baito desu

>>7149032
ayyyyyyy me2

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>>7148979
My pre and current pics are the same tho

>>7148989
>>7148991
>>7148997
>>7149012
I-i don't understand, wouldn't i be more like a... jelly filled doughnut or something? Sweet and warm on the outside, except instead of jelly it's just scalding hot disappointment and despair on the inside.

>>7148998
Am not food no bite

>>7149031
I think she doesn't pass, isn't pretty, and is outspoken about everything with her own opinions that we shouldn't get hung up on.

>>7149027
Same way it works on everything. Smoking is so fucking unhealthy it can literally kill you. Or am I just a fear mongering idiot still. Who called me that lmfao. Fucking kikes.

>>7149031
Is that sarcasm? She's just a teen age girl with a personality disorder. I'm serious, I really don't like the culture. Sure she passes and Spoiler: she's more annoying than most cis girls no surprises there. It's just a faggot ass life style of being a degenerate. I would not trade even a second of my life to be like her.

Jazz is adorable. Sign me up to be jazz God damn it.

>all im wearing is an old tee shirt my roomie gave me and for some reason its so fucking big it goes past my butt
i feel like i shrank

>check youtube
>all tranny shit
why do they do this?
i don't watch any tranny stuff

>>7149037
>Same way it works on everything

neither you nor me understand what that specifically entails im afraid

>>7149027
It doesn't stop it or anything, like I got my infamous b-cups in 6 months while smoking about half a pack a day. It's not good though.

I know nicotine is directly related to blood clotting, but I'm not sure about estrogen. It may very well be in the smoke or something like that, I'll see if I can find more in a bit but I'm just on my phone right now.

I wear oversized clothes so it looks like I'm wearing my boyfriend's clothes.

I never had a boyfriend. 3:

>>7149035
But nom nom

>>7149044
mommy~

>>7149031
shes right about a lot but shes still retarded like every tranny i know.

>>7149040
Ads are just weird sometimes. Mine recommend me girl's clothing and strange pornography.

>>7149045
Hes not a boyfriend, he just said i can't walk around the appartment naked anymore

how do I trick my boygirlboy senpai into having sex with me

>>7149044
Are you sure you didn't mis-size? I though I had a 30B at 5 months, but it turned out I was miscalculating my bust because I didn't compensate for my rib cage.

>>7149044
i know estrogen must have something do with blood clots because whenever i hear about HRT from official places like a hospital brochure or whatever they always always warn you about the fact that mtf trannies are a high risk group for blood clots.

>>7149050
??? I wasn't even talking to you

>>7149031 I might if I passed and I might make a legit band and medical thing going forward as I do my residency and stuff and do like death care. I'm pretty morbid. Like hospice sits, sign me the fuck up.

But I don't understand much of it either. It's a real life style choice and I think at some point that becomes a bit desperate. It's like being a professional gamer, only not fucking cool at all. It's just a shitty career minded choice I think. I'm down to give old folks LSD

>>7149031
It's just like how the working class threw blacks under the bus.
It's just like how blacks threw women under the bus.
It's just like how women threw gays under the bus.
It's just like how gays threw transpeople under the bus.

People only care as much as things affect them, and as much as I can understand her argument, history has a way of making people look like a cunt.

CAN TALL MOMMIES BE BOTTOMS PLEASE RESPOND

>>7149045
Are you me?

>>7149054
I brought up wearing an oversized shirt

>>7149059
why did he give you a shirt.

>>7149035
>7149035
rest in peace. Ily bb
You're like a volcano brownie thing cuz you're so fucking hot and flavorful. You're the best :)

>>7149057
yeh

>>7149049
>>7149040
Isn't it demographics that it uses to predict videos?
You probably watch a lot of videos that transgirls watch.
Which wouldn't be a surprise, because you are here.

>>7149045
i used to wear oversized clothes to feel smaller :/

>>7149057
Imo your not trans unless you are a bottom

>>7149055
When is Sarah going to stop posting literal nonsense.

>>7149067
she likes to write a lot

>>7149066
>mfw
>>7149064
lolsame.
i wear 2xl with panties and theyre like a dress on me

>>7149060
Because im always naked and he said he felt distracted

>>7149032
Same desu senpai

>>7149038
>tfw ywn be cute and smol and wear your bf's tshirt like a night gown
Why live

>>7149040
Don't you just love Google analytics?

>>7149045
I wear oversized clothes and look like an awkward teenager with no style

>>7149046
o-okay... you get one nom nom

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>>7149032

I feel kinda gross too on account of I can't shave my facial hair for a while

>>7149035

A sriracha-filled donut.

>>7149071
Nyom :3

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>>7149067
You're too young to undestand how deep I am. (actually I really believe this and don't really get your confusion)

>>7149067
i like reading her posts even if they make no sense most of the tiem

>>7149070
.... im feeing like a farce is being posted.
didnt you move in like 2 months ago?
dont you have breasts
aren't you self conscious of being a traanu to strangers? so much so, youre a boy at work?
bullhonkey you slut

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>>7149047
hi how are you

>>7149052
How were you sizing yourself?

But yeah I'm pretty sure, I forget now cause I haven't measured in ages but I got sized at a couple stores and followed a measuring guide and it was pretty much the same every time, either 34B or 36, I forget which.

>>7149053
Yep, sorry, I meant I didn't know how nicotine affects estrogen. Estrogen definitely increases the risk of blood clots, and then nicotine increases it more.

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>>7149083
Yes, they do. You're bogus. Make me a BLT

Who is the most autistic trannu in the general?

>>7149089
neptune

>>7149089
me.
but im a boy, soooooo

>>7149052
Also I'll look into that, I don't have any stomach pain though. Either way I'm pretty sure it's related to my beyond erratic eating habits a while back.

>when you miss repression Kayla
I always thought he/she would never transition

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>tfw ur a girl

: )

>>7149088
I mostly just skim every post so reading like half of yours sometimes they make a bit of sense sometimes no idea what you are saying

can anyone give me a list of activities that is *not* gay to do with MTFs? like obviously, penis stuff is pretty gay, but is kissing okay, for example?

>>7149097
Maeve are my faevourite.

>>7149045
I'm rethinking the XXL Batman hoodie I have on a lot right now

>>7149084
At home I'm butt naked because i hate clothes desu, plus cali is always fucking hot

>>7149085
Band - bust = a number that correlates to cup size
In reality, I have to subtract an inch and a half because my rib cage is curved, not straight. Otherwise, even if my band fits (which it does), my cups will be too big and they'll get wrinkled or the underwire will jab me (which they do). So I'm just gonna stick to formless bras for now.

>>7149099
Nothing. It's all gay.
Bro don't you realise that makes you look like a GIRL?

>>7149061
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thanks
Fuck now I want one of those volcano brownie things

>>7149072
>A sriracha-filled donut.
Absolute horror
But also possibly a funny way to prank someone

>>7149080
>~<

>>7149089
>>7149091
Same desu

>>7149099
Idk pal everything is pretty gay if it's between two mtf's
If you're a chaser then dw about it

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>>7149099
Sorry, but if you touch us then you'll catch tranny-cooties and become a turbo-flamer forever.

>>7149102
>tfw way too self conscious to let even the internet see my naked butt

>>7149099
I mean, it's all super gay, obviously. Lesbo besto.

>>7149102
>you will never live with an autistic trans girl who walks around naked with her boobies and girl tinkler floppin around on the hunt for more ketchup

>>7149094
>beyond erratic eating habits a while back.
Starving yourself is enough to give you an ulcer just because your stomach will get so acidic that it eats at the lining.

>>7149097
Laurnom :3

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>volcano brownie talk
I want one too now but don't know where to get one

I got fucked in my bum and now it's sore inside and my farts smell weird.

I'm not like other girls.

>>7149110
It's way too chilly to do any silly shit like that, anon.

>>7149110
My life isn't a fucking porno, i cant afford to run the air conditioning is all, plus sleeping naked is god tier

>900 credit card debt
haha, well at least this months hrt won't max it out because it only costs $80 not $100

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sass, we are nearly at 30%

i can show you the world, if you just let me

>>7149120
Sleeping naked and running around naked squirting ketchup all over yourself are different things.

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>>7149097
BEST girl

>>7149110
whoops, disregard, I have no idea how I did that. I thought it was strange you were talking about ketchup replying to a post that wasn't kayla except, it was totally kayla.

>>7149114
First stages of AIDS, desu

>>7149105
:))))
I'm eating lemon bars with a Loca Moca Monster ®
Post belly plz

>>7149123
Lol i do get ketchup all over me, im a messy af eater

>>7149114
>girlfriend's time to cook dinner
>i usually cook because she's lazy
>baked beans on toast followed up by cheese and crackers
>can't get the windows open
>struggling to breathe
this is the worst way to die

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reminder everyone burn pigs not oil

>>7149132
i cracked up desu

>>7149131
>im a messy af eater
Is that when you're face first in muff?

>>7149122
Let's do it!
I'll only betray my principles for good sex and i'll work from the inside to bring change.

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Forms all faxed, hopefully QHI takes it and the fake name doesn't cause issues with the credit card statement. Will get my blood tested before they arrive possibly, don't know how important that is

I'm going to become a girl.

Maybe.

Probably.

Hopefully.

Definitely.

:3

>>7149121
What drugs / doses are you on?

$80 a month sounds expensive, especially if you're on a script (which I'm assuming you are, since you get it by the month)

>>7149136
Don't make me vomit

>>7149138
>faxed

isn't that like, very late 90s?

and yes you will definitely become a girl

>>7149133
<3

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>>7149137
>i'll work from the inside
i'll work you from the inside

So what'd you girls do for Halloween? :3

>>7149112
I'm looking up recipes now desu because I don't know where to even get something like this either

>>7149130
That meal combo sounds... Strange.
n-no belly

>>7149136
The word muff has always sounded incredibly unpleasant to me.

>>7149143
Yes, but look at QHI's website. Faxing is quicker and cheaper than mailing anyways.

>>7149147
stayed in bed
halloween practically didn't happen

>>7149131
I want to lick ketchup out of Kayla's anus.

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>>7149145
>I'll work you from the inside
>Mfw
Don't make checks you can't cash anon.

>>7149149
sure but i mean, who owns a fax machine? Maybe it's more common in america but idk

>>7149147
posted in /mtfg/

>>7149148
B-BELLY P_PLX

>>7149154
There's websites that will send PDFs to fax machines for free.

>>7149148
Well i mean if you're doing it yourself i would just get Pillsbury brownie mix and before you bake it make a void in the center and fill it with 2 entire crumbled Hershey bars

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>>7149138
>tfw keep thinky of srs

>>7149140
What's wrong with Pussy?

>>7149148
What about gash?

>>7149157
oh fug i didn't know that

>>7149140
ass-slurper

>>7149138
Good luck!

>>7149143
Maybe because she has easy access to a fax machine but not a scanner. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7149162
>What's wrong with Pussy?
Everything unless it's attached to me

>>7149148
muff sounds so nice. It's like when yr eating her out and the fat is squished against yr upper lip. It's so great.

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>>7149158
Thats not very lady like, Kayla