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prev >>7145716
feel
>tfw you'll never be able to go back to the days when you were proud of your lean flat tummy
it's ok, I wasn't a good diver anyway
*sighs*
>>7146506
I mean, it's the most sure-fire way to control your hair
Me holding a Maeve
I'm too thin skinned.
>>7146526
Forgot to attach pic im dumb
>>7146521
Youre ugly
i got an epilator today
>>7146530
>>7146531
damn, I got cyber-bullied.
>tfw only come here like twice a month to check on ppl I used to be friends with
who /rare/ here
what's your #anonstory????
>>7146536
>tfw not drunk, dressed up in some slutty costume and flirting with boys at a party rn
>tfw you stopped showing up for a while because you were trying to not end up on the street
>tfw you succeeded
>>7146550
W-who is that?
>>7146551
>tfw you really wanted to make a nice costume but youre poor af so
you didn't even do anything for halloween
and its like my favorite holiday :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWum0VRc6MI
Dont click this.
>>7146540
I thought you were someone else, I'm sorry if i was rude
>>7146552
>tfw your gf tastes like a sweet pear made of corn and grease
>>7146562
So you're saying she tastes disgusting?
>>7146561
Wow Sass you attack people without a trip?
>>7146561
that was really fucking rude, and nice trip-drop, asshole.
go fucking die you attention whore
can somebody cyberbully me and then can somebody else pity me, thanks
>>7146560
idk
as long as most people don't know who
you are youre rare
i could even post the images i used to as a trip and no one will still probably remember me, for example
>>7146572
You're ugly
Mercury and Rachel confirmed for cutest trip couple! I like when they post about one another it makes my heart skip a beat
>>7146560
Even better, I'm living with my gf
Life's pretty good tonight desu
How's everyone else doing this evening?
We didn't get a chance to do anything for halloween but I'm kind of too happy things worked out to care
>>7146565
she tastes great and interesting at the same time, just how i like it
it's like a cheeto if cheetos were fruit
>>7146572
you sound really lonely
but I think youre alright
>>7146585
Glad you're doing well, care to share yesterday's happenings?
>>7146583
SELEMAT PAGI BEXE-CHAN!
>>7146585
can i catch u with a premiere ball then
ive nvr encountered u in the wild b4
>>7146572
I'm sorry everyone picks on you.
I'll be your friend.
Is it true HRT works better with a buttplug in?
>>7146598
And a chastity cage
>>7146598
only if you b e l i e v e
>>7146556
I now identify as a hamster
What were your costumes
i stayed inside and contemplated every bad idea ive ever had, how did your halloween go?
>recently bought a new iPod after a year without one
>listening to music all day, every day like I used to
>living in the city for college, 100 miles away from my guitar and tin whistle
I'm sure my neighbors would be happy to know I left them at home, but right now i just want to cry.
>>7146599
Uhhh okay?
so watching scary movies right before bedtime is a bad idea. I had bad dreams last night and kept waking my boyfriend up with all my tossing and turning :(
>>7146611
Had pizza, watched a friend's gaming stream, and watched the first part of the Hobbit with my girlfriend, so it went lovely.
>>7146607
Come here
>tfw your horse didn't win
Well at least it wasn't my money I lost lol
>>7146619
>>7146608
hamsters are qt
>>7146609
i intended on putting together a hamster costume but never got around to it >_<
>>7146612
i'm kinda in a similar position
been in a super adventurous mood lately and listen to new artists on spotify all day
post cliche trans names
ill start
>lily
>ashley
>alice
>>7146627
I feel so betrayed ;~;
>>7146630
*pets maeve*
>>7146603
'Grats! I hope you two hit it off
>>7146634
sorry, its just business
shy i know how this gts game has to be played, its ruthless
>tfw explain to your therapist that your parents are abusive and you need to get out but all she wants to talk about is making phone calls without being scared
>>7146631
kiwi
>>7146631
I was at a trans group once, and this ftm dude just whined about how he couldn't get his parents to refer to him as Wolf and use xe/xir pronouns. I didn't realize the memes were true
>>7146637
sick bantz m8
>>7146646
hugg 'wi
>>7146618
>>7146627
sounds like a good time
>>7146637
i like to imagine that shiny emily has beautiful vibrant red hair desu
>>7146653
hugg
>>7146495
"Let me just say I respect all trans, but they are trash, gonna make some bans." - Trump
Going to an endocrinologist tomorrow, do you think it's okay to ask him about hrt? I've never been there and I don't know if he knows anything about it but should I at least ask?
>>7146655
I have brown hair so maybe that's the case
>>7146657
"Grab 'em by the feminine penis."
>>7146631
Anonymous, anon, and heaven
>>7146658
Yes. Why else are you going?
>>7146661
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/rupaul
>>7146658
i wanna say that every endo knows about hrt
>>7146661
i know that
have you been good to ur hair, because clean shiny thick brown hair can look really pretty too
>>7146668
its okie i already bred an egg of u so i can train u properly
i have over 400 pokemon fot a reason desuuu~
>>7146668
Youre ugly
>>7146649
I just want to hug you
You always been a qt to me
>tfw you are the cutest guy on the internet
it's not the real cal btw lol
goodnight :(
like a prayer is a really deep song because its about sucking dicks but its also about religion
>>7146599
wait, what?
I thought you were basically confessing to dropping trip to call me ugly lol
So how popular am I here?
>tfw you're an outcast from /ftmg/ and you feel the autistic need to shit up another general
mtfg what would you recommend for getting rid of canker sores?
ive tried mouthwash, brushing my teeth, and ive tried getting salt water into it but nothing works :(
it hurts whenever I move my mouth bc i have a bunch
>>7146702
Dunno, popularish, I guess? I like you, at least.
Nep is going to play with me
i need mommy to tucc me in
>>7146705
semen
>>7146693
Who dis?
>>7146702
idk but you've always been cool to me kohai
This dildo is super thick and I feel like I'm gonna burst with it inside me, but the buttplug is too small I can't even feel it lol.
my boobs hurt someone kissu them better
>>7146697
>so I'm kinda scared he's gonna tell her I guess
Don't be it's against the law (given you're in the US) for her to tell your mom without your permission she'd be risking her job to do that so you shouldn't worry too much
>>7146707
jealous desu
>>7146708
but i have a gf who cant produce semen :c
>>7146702
more popular than me :/
>>7146705
stop eating raw sugar?
Mmm cancer sticks
>>7146712
anon
>>7146723
Anon that just added me on skype or diff?
>>7146715
>I can't even feel it lol.
SLUT
>>7146706
No one seems to hate me at least
>I like you, at least
<3
>>7146713
Ty ty anon <3
>>7146721
Am I?
>>7146722
Try cigars, it's like 5 cigarettes at once.
>>7146724
Nice nice :3
Hahaha Hillary is insane
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/politics/fbi-russia-election-donald-trump.html
i really really like succing
like its just amazing knowing (and hearing and tasting) how good you make someone feel
>>7146721
I stopped drinking kool aid but i need other less sugary drinks to drinks to get by
>>7146727
Cigars don't pair well with breaks, they take too long to smoke ;_;
>>7146705
>tfw need wisdom teeth removed
>tfw no insurance
>>7146722
what do you smoke?
I prefer kamel reds (or capri pinks when
i can afford it)
>>7146717
Yeah guess you are right, I will try and ask. Thanks!
>>7146724
>tfw no cute maeve gf to protect and share rate hamtaros with
>>7146735
Oh I see. What's the appeal of smoking may I ask?
>>7146722
elanna smoking is your only flaw
that and the drugs
so two flaws
don't please
>>7146722
Agreed.
>>7146728
when Hillary loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGTTVw2YKYU
>>7146743
It calms my frayed nerves
>>7146739
I smoke Belmonts
>>7146745
I like my vices tho
>>7146747
Mmm C a n C e r
>>7146743
closer to death with every puff
she's doing my job for me
>>7146747
>>7146740
Good I hope things work out well for you :)
(Make sure to tell the dr explicitly you do not consent to her telling your mother btw just to be safe)
Rei is best girl
>>7146704
You're welcome here, m8
anybody want to buy some death sticks?
>>7146759
We don't want any death sticks.
>>7146759
I want to go home and rethink my life
>>7146763
when are you going to get married and invite us all to the wedding?
>>7146767
When I find the right person and have been with them long enough
Anyways, I'm done pushing myself a little closer to death, gotta get back to work
>>7146776
okay have fun
>>7146776
Cheerio
>tfw it is already November
Wtf where has the year gone? It feels like it's only been a few months since January
>>7146611
I watched spooky anime and got drunk
tfw girl i was supposed to fuck on tinder unmatched me after i asked when she wanted to meet up
feel with me girls
>>7146751
man
TLA was so good
why did LoK have to stink so much in comparison
>>7146779
I'm glad this year has gone fast
It mostly sucked
>tfw probably need to see my dentist again cause something's up with the gums behind one of my wisdom teeth
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck my life
happy halloween, everyone!
i hope your day has been really spoopy & you've gotten nice candies in my stead.
>tfw no costume
>tfw no chocolate
>>7146785
The year mostly sucks when you're in school. In my case, I spent half the year as a NEET, and I don't want next year to come because I have to start studying college stuff and find another job
>>7146779
i don't even remember january-june happening
>>7146791
I can't wait until out of High School
>>7146779
for me it almost feels like january never happened.
btw, have you guys heard about the 8 goddesses?
>>7146779
Well let's see
>shitposting
>crying
>videogames
>drama
>anime con
>worrying i have cancer for a few months so i became a vegetable that couldnt get anything done
>work
>now im here
Well, that explains it.
>>7146794
Same
>>7146794
>no response
o-oh :(
I ran out of alcohol ;__;
Tfw I hooked up with a cis les girl I met at a gay bar
>>7146779
I met Bexe for the first time in January, so between that, my old declining home situation, me getting kicked out... there's been a lot of stuff.
I'm not sure I'd say it feels like 10 months, but certainly over half a year
>sit on dildo
>play mercy
>go afk for a minute to take my skittles
am i a stereotype?
>>7146797
Yeah I can agree with you here. I am not exactly a happy person these days but high school was far worse for me. It felt like some kind of prison mental torture. Just hang in there I guess, it will get better once you leave the shit hole
>>7146799
Korean feminist death cult apparently
>>7146800
Why did you worry you had cancer? And yeah the rest sounds pretty familiar
>>7146807
I guess that makes sense. More traumatic events make time seem longer, something like being kicked out aught to leave a mental mark
>>7146810
>Why did you worry you had cancer?
I displayed like 2 vague symptoms of a cancer which turned out to be other things, go hypochondria! Things never change apparently since I'm worried I have something going on in my neck and mouth lmao
>And yeah the rest sounds pretty familiar
;_;
Hey, what was your name before? I still wanna know.
o yes,
i only 1 more feminist article to read for redoing the essay portion of my midterm.
my professor was really surprised to hear that i don't have a text book.
he really enjoys my input in the class
>>7146810
I hope so
Unfortunately I have another year in high school cuz I started late
Here's my Halloween costume~~
I'm seeing a new gender therapist tomorrow and am hoping for HRT finally
>>7146786
creepy
>>7146810
i'm actually ok w/ the idea of them existing.
they could have been the ones responsible for south korea's highest speed internet as a public utility, & a lot of other things that make south korea so great
>>7146819
Ew
It actually kinda feels like a tooth WHICH IS REALLY WORRYING I SWEAR I HOPE IT GOES AWAY SOMEONE KILL ME
>>7146813
>Getting cancer before getting fucked like a girl by a manly man.
U need to live more, desu
I'm gonna go make breakfast now cya later
>>7146813
Stress causes illness, so the best thing to do is just assume that you are healthy unless there are genuine overpowering symptoms.
>>7146816
Just push through it. The last year of school actually feels less like ordinary school and teachers begin to see you as a human being
>>7146820
Idk about that, everything I read about them hasn't been good tbqh. Like all cults, it seems like they're involved in corruption, nepotism, and other crap like that. Assuming that this is actually legit information of course
>>7146836
Hopefully I can survive
See ya
>>7146818
Do you desire le coq? I can tell from your costume that u do.
>>7146836
apparently it's true.
this is the 1st time i've heard about them being a cult though
>>7146836
watcha makin for breakfast?
>>7146838
Emily, are you legally a child?
>>7146812
R-really?
>>7146836
i thought the daughters of megalia was a cult
>4 hours sleep
>brain still manages to wake me up twice
At least I was up talking to a qt~
How is mtfg today?
>>7146851
Angry
>>7146851
Tired
I hooked up with a girl at a bar
>>7146857
wiz is a bit of a cuck huh
>>7146836
>Stress causes illness, so the best thing to do is just assume that you are healthy unless there are genuine overpowering symptoms.
the constant stress and anxiety of thinking I was dying every single day was taking a toll on me mentally and physically
I try my best to keep my hypochondria in check nowadays so that doesn't repeat, but, it's hard when the human body is a weird thing and acts odd randomly.
>pawned my last surf board for electrolysis money
I think this morning was the last time ever that i surfed. Transition keeps taking from me.
i fell in love with this girl i follow on twitter :(
>>7146862
Na not really
we just have an open relationship
>>7146806
Things I will never do
>>7146864
they're just things though
you can get things back
>>7146853
Why angry?
>>7146857
Sounds good. Was she qt?
>tfw qt I was talking to lives half the country away
I had a Nightmare and can't sleep
>>7146839
Maaaaaybe ;3
>>7146873
what is your discord
I fell in love with this trip I stalk on mtfg :(
>>7146866
Yeah? Do u know her?
Goodnight everyone, how is it going?
>>7146866
Elaborate, pls
>>7146876
Don't worry baby, just remember that the nightmare was better than being awake and you'll be asleep again in no time.
>>7146871
when are you going to get ffs, srs and hook up with a straight cis boy?
>>7146878
:3 chara is best big dicc gurk.
>>7146818
Girl you gotta shave if you're going out like that.
>>7146864
>having multiple surf boards
God that's suck a rich person thug to have, did you get rid of your golf clubs and yatch sails too?
>>7146877
Oh hey you're still around
Good luck with the gender therapist
>>7146871
That's because you have a gf
>>7146873
She was
my halloween costume was a shemale
>>7146879
tfw they will never feel the same way you do
>>7146873
idk I've just been super irritable all day.
>>7146876
Aww feel better, what was it about?
>>7146876
Aww hugg Basic~
You ok?
>>7146878
Lissy#4688
>>7146893
Nice.
Speaking of qt's, what's the longest distance anyone here has maintained a healthy relationship over?
DO NOT WATCH DONT BREATHE
;-; I was literally crying
I ACCIDENTALLY BIT MY BFS DICK
>>7146898
Ouch, that sucks. I think I might be the same today, I usually am when I don't get enough sleep
>tfw that's every day I have work
>>7146910
>tfw no boyfriend
>>7146892
Ty ty <3
>>7146914
One day sheen, one day
>>7146893
She's straight though
>>7146910
Kiss it better.
Brb joining ISIS
>>7146889
True. For what it's worth im still very much in boy mode. My friends see this as a "crossplay" :'(
>>7146916
Awww nooo that's sad :(
>>7146919
I hope so but I doubt it
MY JAW IS TOO SMALL, I CAN'T OPEN MY MOUTH ALL THE WAY WITHOUT IT HURTING. HE PUT HIS FAT DICK IN MY MOUTH AND I TRIED TO SLIDE IT AS FAR AS I CAN AND MY MOLARS RAKED IT.
HE JUMPED AND STARTLED AND I BIT IT
AAAAH HE WENT HOME
>>7146929
practice on corndogs and bananas
>>7146907
While it was nice, I could tell she was a chaser. It doesn't matter really, I still got laid.
>>7146922
But you're a girl and she's dating you
>>7146928
If I can get one, you can get one
what's doin cunts
>>7146932
why bother he's gonna DUMP me
>>7146929
iktf friend, my mouth is abnormally small, my dentist measured even.
>>7146936
He's not gonna dump you over a bad blowjob, if he actually did he doesn't deserve ya.
ok, the stuff i'm hearing about the daughters of megalia is pretty fucked up.
what's going on in south korea?
i hope that everyone there will be ok, & that there won't be a gender war
How do I tell if a TV is or is not acceptable to watch with a but plug in?
>>7146935
Bored on cup day
Just been drinking for most of it
>>7146938
interesting.
I would love to get murdered by a woman for being a man.
I hate ME/CFS!!!
The pain is at least decreasing so maybe I can get some sleep.
>tfw gf and I just watched beastiality together and talked about how hot it is for a dog to knot a woman
I met my soul mate nobody I date is going to be this degenerate as she is.
who was saying that 2016 sucked earlier?
https://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QC-TWENTYSIXTEEN&Category_Code=QC
>>7146912
>a qt on here
A familiar feel...
>>7146916
Awh I see :<
I'm tired as fuck, 4th day of a 5 day stretch at work and I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night since Saturday.
>>7146934
Hmm I see, sex is sex though I guess.
>>7146948
I know but it's still a sad thought I'd cry a lot if I had a nightmare about losing my kitty, especially because he still lives at my parent's place so he isn't around to comfort me :(
>>7146956
There's nothing wrong with drinking on occasion.
>>7146945
here's the wikipedia article about megalia.
i'm sure everything in this article will shock you
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalia
1 of their users, a kindergarten teacher made some abhorrent comments about her male students.
this isn't the garden variety misandry.
these people are extreme
>>7146934
>I could tell she was a chaser
>cis les chaser
I just spontaneously creamed
>>7146961
It's /pol/ for feminists?
>>7146961
A quick scan of a few articles told me they were wacko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3Y6i5NaWg
>>7146934
>If I can get one, you can get one
you're prettier than I'll ever be and FFS made you prettier which is why you make me dysphoric now
I know you arent happy with your jaw but it really does look nice
>>7146965
more aum shinrikyo for femeinists
>>7146961
I love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZFBOY9ugI
this is interesting
i wonder if ill start to break after a while of being a girl
>>7146962
If she has a masculine personality, I'd be in trouble...
A "male" friend of mine is telling me how he's heavily considering taking HRT in order to look more like a girl but he "definitely doesn't want to be one", he just wants to be pretty and look like Lauren Mayberry.
How to tell a friend they are probably trans.
tfw the guy you crush on a little lowkey calls your personality voice and body manly
WHY DO FISH GET TO CHANGE SEX BUT NOT ME!????????!!!!!!
>>7146977
"bitch pleease"
>>7146977
Oh yeah he wants FFS too lol, says it would be worth it just to look pretty.
BRUH.
>>7146973
>supporting megalia
>supporting feminist extremists who incite violence, & sexual harassment against men & claim that they want to rape young boys calling them "좆린이" or "fucking sexy young boys"
i think you're really scary
putting dicks in your butt ain't that great, i'm having a crisis of beliefs
>>7146980
Thanks for calling me a man handsome
>>7146974
It's an interesting single case case study. I'd read up on it awhile back, and it helped underline to me why I had so many problems trying to be a male. She was at least a tomboy. I'm totally femme. My mind just doesn't deal well with the style of companionship, etc that males do.
>>7146994
im literally a man pretending to be a woman. i'm not feminine and i 'm not a girl. i know why trannies kill themselves. i never wanted to know this feeling growing up as a kid. i was always afraid it would end up this way.
>>7147006
I'm not sure I can handle interacting with women that well since I just, haven't done it that much outside of mixed gender settings. But around males, I don't fit in either.
CYPROTERONE IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE HOLY SHIT
>>7147007
It always had to happen. Embrace it. You can make the best of it still. Enjoy the ride ;P
whats up how are we all
>>7147009
For me interacting with women is second nature. I don't have to think about it. It's guys that I have problems interacting with.
OK, sleep is knocking hard. I'm going to try to again.
I'm home and sleepy
>when you start to get clingy and helpless and needy without her being around
Order HRT for the first time right now.
y/n
>>7147037
YES DO IT DO IT NOW!!!
>>7147041
I have schoolwork to do ;__;
>>7147025
I'm feeling crappy. My city turned off the water main on my block to do late night maintenance on Halloween, and we didn't get the email notice until after the toilet had been used and we sent a complaint in. So the toilet wouldn't refill because the water was shut off, and I had to pee in a ziploc bag and carry it out to the trash cans.
>>7147025
Just got home from cup day, drinking was fun.
How are you?
>Spiro and Progy were all I could afford and it's still $80 just for one month.
Gee, I hope my package isn't destroyed by Canadian customs.
>>7147035
I'm sleepy too
I want to go to bed but its 5pm and I need to wait at least 2 hours
At what point does shaving stop becoming the most absolute form of torture on the planet? My butt looks like I have chicken pox or turbo aids or something and it HURTS. I exfoliate and use lotion afterwards and still I'm in hell.
Kill me.
>>7147025
feeling gureato daze
>>7147041
Maeveee do you have Skype?
>>7147050
Fucking THIS. I hate shaving so much why has technology not eradicated it without expensive and time consuming processes that aren't even truly permanent.
I just want to shave my balls and butthole...
>>7147055
hi cal.
i haven't seen you in a while.
or maybe i wasn't looking hard enough
>>7147041
awww :(
idk i went and played mtg with friends
im getting over my friend now
>>7147045
:/ ouch thats gotta suck
sorry about your predicament
>>7147046
im ok
wish i was drinking
>>7147053
top of za warudo
kind of freaking out
>>7147061
I will drink with you someday okay
>>7147062
why freakin out ;-;
>>7147047
>Canadian customs
ruh roh
>>7147062
Don't you'll be fine and happier after a couple months
>>7147059
Hiya, even though i dont know you sorry lol
>>7147069
I've spent the past 12 years repressing my dysphoria and doing nothing about it, this past week I've been the closest I've ever been to suicide. I've been scaring myself so much I considered admitting.
And without thinking I just ordered a months worth of HRT and it's only hitting me now how fucking big of a deal that is.
>>7147061
something something wrryyyyyy something something muda muda
>>7147049
you underestimate the power of naps my dear sheen
>>7147054
detention is a good place to sleep =w=
>>7147055
no i don't use skype
desu i know you're looking for relationships but i don't do ldr stuff
sorry if that's presumptuous of your motives
>>7147061
sounds fun
i miss hanging out with friends but i'm too weird to try anymore
>>7147062
the path to mega milkers begins here
anyone have chara's discord
>>7147057
Yeah, it's either pain and ugly red spots or itching like no other. I think I was destined to be a disgusting hairy man, my dysphoria is just a cruel joke.
I like girls. I am going to marry my girlfriend one day. We're in love. I just wish that I had a normal body and life and that I had a female childhood and adolescence to form who I am today instead of a very depressed and drug-filled youth. I just want to be normal and not look homely as all hell, but I love my girlfriend. We're going to be fiancees eventually, and then wives. I can't have a baby, which is very hard for me to take because being a mother is my lifelong dream, but I will do my best to be a good wife for her. That's all. I hope you are all okay.
How long does qhi usually take to deliver?
>>7147079
good luck.
it's been pretty awful for me too before i started
>get abandoned by a girl
>leads me to find a group of new people who are really cool and i have a lot of fun with
way worth it
>>7147082
Do you have anything else to chat on?
Oh, :/ well where are you from? No relationship is fine i mean im used to it, its just nice to flirt with someone..
>>7147082
But I could fail and would have to do ACTUAL work in detention.
I feel like shit senpai. So much pressure from college, my family, my relationship and this fucking curse. What do you do to unwind?
>>7147099
The website says within 15 days so looks like it? I I am worried about the package being destroyed though.
>>7147101
Post in mtfg and feel worse about myself.
>>7147099
O i forgot bc i deleted discord a while ago
Messaged you
>tfw ur coworkers point out how shy you are
>>7147074
it's ok
>>7147101
I did bumps of mdpv in the chemistry building bathroom but would not recommend
>>7147105
well none of my coworkers talk to me so I spend my entire shift in silence unless a manager orders me around or a customer needs something
Hi, I just woke up and am a little bit more sober. At one point between now and when I got drunk enough to stop remembering I open 8 tabs of this link https://imgur.com/a/HAdfl
I'm kind of so turned on right now, drunk me has taste
fug i'm going to a concert soon and i just realized that a bunch of acquaintances will be going as well..
it's gonna be weird and i'm gonna be awkward ._.
why do i have to recommend bands to people
>>7147102
i'm sure you'll get em
it's out of your control, no point in worrying anyway
>>7147101
comfort eating
listening to music and just lying down
>>7147110
How do you even work without interaction with coworkers?
omg it's november when is this theme dying
>>7147119
>when is this theme dying
NEVER
that's what's so spooky about it
>>7147117
my job is simple just take things from pallets and put them on the shelf doesn't really require much interaction
it was kind of an exaggeration though we talk sometimes
>>7147119
i like it
>>7147122
Trip on Kayla
>>7147120
"i want to get off 'mr. bones' wild ride'."
>>7147129
I'm not kayla Tbh I don't think she even has a job at a grocery store since she is saying all this shit like she get 50 hour weeks and gets promoted and earns $16/h
I've worked at this shitty store for 4 years so I even have seniority over some people but I'm still lucky if I get more than 8 hours a week
>>7147138
Do you have a second job to make ends meet? That sounds impossible to live on
>>7147139
I live with my mom and don't pay for rent or meals
>>7147138
Kayla is a habitual liar
>>7147141
Kayla is supported by mommy too
>>7147141
Ok but still how the fuck is someone with 4 years only getting 8 hr a week? Why not look for work at a place that doesn't have dicks for bosses?
>>7147145
the other employees are mostly 50+ year olds who have been working there for 10 years and will keep working until they die. I don't really mind if they get more hours than me they probably need the money more than I do. Also I live in alberta as you know the economy is pretty fucked everywhere here and I don't really want to bother looking for somewhere else. This job also has really good benefits that cover my prescriptions 100% as long as a work average of over 12 hours a week but thats fucked too right now I guess.
>>7147154
Damn, yeah, I actually do know how hard it is to find work in Alberta rn, that's a chunk of why I'm living out here now. I mean so long as you're making enough I guess that's what matters.
morning girls
when is qhi getting estrofem???
>>7147157
I don't really need money right now anything I earn just goes into the bank or every few months I'll buy a book or something. I guess it's good to save for future stuff though. Another really important thing about this job is it's low stress and most of the time it doesn't make me want to start cutting myself again idk if I could even handle stuff like cashier like you do.
>>7147162
Dunno, I just ordered Progy + Spiro instead.
For the first time.
Omg.
I'm going to be a cute girl.
>>7147165
Idk
I suppose that does make sense, it does sound pretty relaxed.
That said I don't exactly think I'm "handling" cashiering all that well considering that it's pushing me to be a smoker and alcoholic but yeah.
>>7147172
Vape, yo.
>>7147162
>tfw trying to search for testosterone online and a bunch of roid shit i dont even know is coming up
Lucky its easy for yous
>>7147175
I ordered mones once and there was an order mix up so I got a package of testosterone supplements.
I was very mad.
> tfw on your way to ffs
Excitement intensifies
>>7147175
You seeing a shrink?
>>7147174
Honest question: is it weird for girls to vape?
>>7147177
Shoulda resold that shit, controlled substances are pricey
im going to stay in bed all day and eat candy
>>7147179
heyyy
congrats and stuff ^^
ok.
i'm going to bed.
reading about the daughters of megalia is really fucking me up.
please, have a good night
>>7147180
Honest answer it's not weird for girls to do anything, only men are judged by social norms.
>>7147180
>Honest question: is it weird for girls to vape?
I don't think so but also remember even though its probably healthier than smoking it's still not good for you so don't like go crazy with it
>>7147169
good girl!
>>7147175
thousands od bodybuilders find ways to order all different kinds of roids, including test
literally go to fit and find the /fraud/ general
here ill even link it for you
>>>/fit/39274754
>>7147179
oh shit good luck!
>>7147169
You aren't.
>>7147184
But I really do associate vaping with a certain kind of male..
Idk maybe I'm wrong though
>>7147187
Is there any evidence as to the risks of it yet?
>>7147183
It they're a gender therapist they probably would
>>7147185
i like candy >~<
>>7147196
Aren't they referred to as sweets in the UK?
>>7147198
candy sounds better >~<
>>7147195
>But I really do associate vaping with a certain kind of male..
>Idk maybe I'm wrong though
You're not wrong, it just doesn't apply to women. The ultimate privilege is that we can do shit beta virgin fedora neckbeards do and nobody will give a shit.
I am sweets
>>7147195
I read some article that inhaling vapour into your lungs often may have negative health effects but I don't have any like studies to link. I think they are still kind of new so it's better to be cautious when using them
Is this general friendly to new trips? Especially ones who don't want to share their face or voice just yet?
>>7147205
I mean, potentially unhealthy has to be better than 100℅ confirmed to be horribly unhealthy.
what the fucks up mtfg
>>7147207
hell no but do it anyway you seem nice
>>7147201
B-but what if they see me vaping and clock me because they think "that must be a virgin fedora neckbeard"
>>7147205
Hmm
Probably better than smoking by a fair margin still
>>7147207
Yeah just expect a hazing by the bully anons if you stick around long enough. They like to pick on newbies
>>7147207
>ones who don't want to share their face or voice just yet?
i'm sure many can relate
it's understandable yo
>>7147210
ywn be this cute
>>7147209
yes that is definitely true.
I was just trying to say maybe don't take a drag on your vape constantly for hours at a time just because it's healthier than smoking.
>>7147210
smiles why are you so cute
>>7147210
>what the fucks up mtfg
im sensing some hostility there smiles
>>7147207
People were nice to me
probs cuz my shitposting is so charming
>>7147210
Hiiiiiii
>>7147212
I'm nowhere near far enough into a transition to post my face. I'd literally be posting a dude, and not a haha I totally look like a dude dysphoria thing.
>>7147213
im not cute anon so its easy
>>7147215
absollutelyyy nothing
>>7147217
im not?
>>7147218
im a lil angry and a lil sad
>>7147220
hiyaa
how ya doin carol
>>7147207
dw youll be fine tbdesu
>>7147223
Damn, I wish I had nothing to do but instead I've got work >:c
>>7147223
but you are cute
>>7147223
im okie
kinda dysphoric
hows you
I don't give a flip about makeup, I don't wanna wear it. I'm gonna have'ta though, aren't I?
>>7147229
I'm Emily
Emily the Shitposter
Anybody else feel like deep throating a car exhaust right now? Dysphoria is fun.
>>7147229
V E R Y
E X C I T E
:D
>>7147225
You got a job?
>>7147230
Idk, I didn't wear makeup for many years into transition. It's not a necessity if you really don't want to.
>>7147230
i imagine there's a good chunk of cis girls who feel the same
you might like it though if it helps you pass
>>7147236
cis girls don't look like me lol
im gonna go get xylokaine later and just epilate the shit out of every single hair on my body that's not on my head
I love Nep
>>7147240
Nep and Snicks sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g~
first comes love
second comes marriage~~~
>>7147242
YOU WENT WITH SMILES TO MELB SHOW i think
>>7147243
Yes I did.
>>7147242
Awe you had me excited
Still, good luck
>>7147248
Sorry to disappoint ;__;
>>7147244
ty for doing that. it made her happy
>>7147248
Shouldn't you be sleeping? Don't you have to go to work tomorrow?
>>7147250
ohhhh
I know about you. Smiles really wants to hang out with you.
And no problem, she's really nice and I enjoy spending time with her.
>>7147251
Yeah, I'm laying in bed rn waiting to drift off.
I need at least a bit of time to unwind after my shift, I only got off at 12:15.
>>7147255
Oh I am sorry to hear that.
Guess both of us have been coming home late.
So how are you? Has anything changed while I was away? You climbing that corporate ladder?
>>7147195
They're not.
>>7147253
wew I had no idea she was that excited 0_0
psst come hang out with us in 2 weeks
>>7147241
Ssssh
don't let her know >>
>>7147255
haven't seen you in a while how's life been?
>>7147260
Only if you two are okay with it.
>>7147258
Yeah I keep on being given closing shift. I don't mind it when it's consistent but tomorrow I work a morning shift. Nothing really new happening here, kinda burning out on cashiering and considering finding something a bit less high stress, or at least better paying. Hbu?
>>7147263
Life is a blur of work, alcohol and questionable dietary choices. How R u?
>>7147265
If she's cool with it then so am I, I'm pretty much taking a week off from work to be with her and give her a break from life, so friends are welcome.
if she says yes
>>7147269
Kind of similar to mine
Life is a blur of work, coffee, and more work
>>7147270
Alrighty then
>>7147277
>>7147269
Had a marathon on Sunday. At the finish line I just continued down to the first aid tent for a bit of a lay down. The car we drove to there broke on the way back. Spent about 4 hours freezing my ass. Came back home at 5 in the morning.
All in all it was a blast.
I have a really nice photo of me covered in a blanket and looking like I am the very edge of exhaustion (which I was actually).
>>7147285
Wew, I'll see what I can do.
>>7147286
hey marathon anon idk if you've said it before but are you mtf?
>>7147289
>mtf
Oh no I am normal anon. I just come here for laughs and occasional funposting.
>tfw one of your gfs call you her bbygirl
i feel happy mtfg :)
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7147295
How many gfs do you have?
>>7147295
carol and her gf sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Still recovering from a nervous breakdown. I hung with guy friends old ones today 25 and a 20 year old girl that was banging their room mate. I got called out for flirting. No shame. My hormones are out of whack I know it.
There is something traumatic I'm coping with probably a suicide attempt I've lapsed in memory.
I drove through a red light going 50. I have no idea why.
Things are scary and still wrong. I am glad to be out of a hospital, but I don't feel like myself. Facial recognition is off so is voice so is muscle memory. It's scary. I cant wait for that adorable 20 year old to be singing my songs with me she said she would love to. :)
>tfw no bf to cuddle and kiss and touch ur boobs and gt and hold you down and tell you you're pretty
When did I become straight
i shouldve died when i was born, i fucking hate myself
>>7147304
Fucken slayer
>>7147301
maybe you shouldn't be driving or operating heavy machinery for a while
>>7147302
I want this so badly, be my gf.
>>7147309
Where do you live? Do you want a trans girl to fuck or a gf?
>>7147305
What happened anon?
>>7147310
Middle of nowhere, and both!
>>7147315
I live near the great lakes. Is that nearby?
sigh...a day or two of depression and I've completely botched my chances of passing school
>>7147317
This was me a week ago, just talk to them.
>>7147312
like a perfect storm of shit slapped me in the face, mainly having to do with my dad and idk how to cope with it nor do i have anyone to talk to with irl so ill just bottle it all inside like i usually do
>>7147304
Wait who's Kat?
>>7147316
Slightly but not really either. I live in a shitty area that Im mostly likely going to die in because its a pit of despair!
>>7147322
saddana/kathryn/kat/waitforyou
>>7147326
oh, her
>>7147321
That's no good. Do you have access to a therapist?
>>7147329
ye
is that a bad thing
>>7147330
nah i dont at the moment, the closest thing i have to a therapist is basically my dog at this point, hes a great listener
>>7147331
No, why would it?
>>7147326
>sad dana
Isn't she a Nazi?
Maeve is a qt
>>7147335
she's non white so no I just think she's really edgy and stupid but it's still annoying
my oldest niece is having a baby
I was going to go but it will just make me feel more like an impostor than I already do
ugh I'm so dumb
>>7147341
Did you come onto Nep too hard? Did you come on Nep too hard?!
>>7147342
n-no
I'm a smooth operator when it comes to nep
it's everything else in life where it all falls apart
>>7147340
>tfw there's more chance of aliens landing in Piccadilly Circus than any of us ever getting pregnant
>>7147344
Then get smarter!
how do i into fashion
>>7147349
wear all black
>>7147346
I'm sorry
>>7147349
Are you blind? No? Put an outfit together that looks good and wear it. Also, stay far away from /fa/, they are actually blind.
>>7147353
? You didn't slight me whatsoever, what are you sorry about?
>>7147351
>>7147351
>>7147351
>>7147340
I wouldn't go either. Last time my heavily pregnant cousin came over I just went into my room and cried.
>>7147119
I really really really really really like it. top tier spookiness