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/clg/ Cis Lesbian General

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/clg/ Cis Lesbian General - nature edition

Do you enjoy nature? Do you go on long hikes, or camping?
Do you like the comfyness of a cold evening in the woods?

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Last time: >>7126701
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Reposting here please give opinion

I need a quick morality check:

Just got back from a halloween party and a good colleague of mine is passed out drunk on my couch. I'm drunk also but not much. I would never have a chance with her in a billion years, so would it be very, very wrong to just take a look under her skirt? Help me please I can't think with my head rn

If you had like the unachievable girl of your dreams with a phat ass sleeping on your couch, would you look?
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>>7145252
Reposting too.
Just do it.
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>>7145252
I wouldn't look, even in a case like yours.
Would you like to have a dude do the same to you? I'm guessing not.
Don't be an asshole and don't do it.
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>>7145252
/lesgen/ is so slow that by the time you get enough opinions she'll be long wake.
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>>7145257
Good thing you used "dude" in that example bc if it was a woman I wouldn't have a problem

>>7145280
welp I'm hoping I have at least some three hours
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>>7145307
Well, is she a lesbian? Or even just bi?
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>>7145320
No, hence being unachievable
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>>7145327
Have you ever done anything kind of creepy before?
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>>7145355
No, I'm extremely moral. Them fucking legs on the skirt tho
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>>7145320
Would you feel guilty or ashamed of yourself after?
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>>7145389
I'm the anon trying to convince her to just go for it. As I've said in the previous thread, I have been creepy as fuck in the past, and I have no regrets.

>>7145385
Well, then again, you probably shouldn't do it. I still would though.
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Is that anon who married her brother's ex girlfriend still around?
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>>7145389
Is that for me? I don't know. Possibly.

>>7145416
Maybe just one look or whatever
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>tfw no one is posting selfies in their cute halloween costumes
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>>7145513
What if you were to get slightly more drunk? That could help you decide.
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>>7145541
Pls start for us then
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>tfw no artificial intelligence gf

http://www.recode.net/2016/10/31/13474152/foursquare-next-act-virtual-companion-podcast-recode-decode
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>>7145587
I love that film.
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>>7145541
Cheeki breeki cyka blyat xaxa
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>>7145664
Nice hands and dog
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>>7145687
>tfw girl hands give you away
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>>7145252
I would do it, but I'm a pervert. Don't be like me.
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>>7145252
Why do you even want to look under her skirt famalam? What do you hope to see?
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>>7145252
So, did you do it already?
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>>7145755
Not that anon but ass and vag i would imagine. I could go for some of that.
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>>7145755
An ass and stuff.

>>7145858
No, but I was texting a friend of mine and she said I should mess my clothes up, lay down next to her and tell her tomorrow when she wakes up that we fooled around, and maybe she will get confused and give me some action
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>>7145876
Then you should definitely do things to her, so technically you aren't lying, and because you probably won't get any action with that line. But it's worth a try. You never know.
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>>7145876
This would be epic. You should do that an see what she says the next day.
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>>7145876
Don't do either of those things, what the fuck.
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>>7145876
Do both of those things
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>>7145876
Do it, then post results.
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>>7145246
I used to hunt. Not so much anymore because the hunting community is pretty old and conservative.
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Does anyone have any lesbian memes? Dank memes are good too.
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Nothing is better than outside, bruh.
This spooky swamp on the Batona Trail is particularly beautiful.

>>7145252
Are you fucking retarded, or do we really need to fucking talk about consent?

>>7146136
Me too, when I was a kid. Just pheasants and quail, double barrel shotgun.
It's cut down so small now, if I actually left the house with it now, it'd be illegal.
Adorable little baby gun.
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>>7146263
consent only apply to males, anon.
are you a male?
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>>7145246
>tfw no gf
>no gf and no comfy house in the Cascades
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>>7146268
Bruh, the lesbians around here are VERY big on consent.
The first girl I ever kissed asked me if it was alright first.
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>>7146189
The thought of me ever getting a gf is a meme
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>tfw no gf to make out with in a cemetery on halloween
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>>7146353
That sounds kinda hot.
It would be hotter if I hadn't just been to a funeral a few days ago.
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>>7146312
Didn't that kill the mood?
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>>7146189
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>>7146189
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>>7146189
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>>7146319
This right here! Painfully true
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>>7146376
No, it was amazing. Heightened the anticipation, and was also super chill a thing to do.
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How about we all how on voice?
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>>7146493
How about you eat me?
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>>7146503
Name the time and the place.
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>>7146503
Why is this general so lewd.
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>>7146549
Halloween makes you horny
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>>7146549
Eat me and make me orgasm, bitch.
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>>7146580
anon pls calm down you're scaring the children
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>>7146120
Thissssss.

>>7146002
You don't think it would be funny to mess up her OWN clothes and tell the girl she took advantage of her the next day?
That shit would be hilarious.
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>>7146580
>tfw no qt dom gf to order me to eat her.
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>>7146703
>You don't think it would be funny to mess up her OWN clothes and tell the girl she took advantage of her the next day?
Not if the colleague is going to take it seriously and feel guilty/confused about it. What is wrong with people.
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>>7146748
pls develop a sense of humor
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>>7146827
No. With the amount of autistic girls who post here I don't trust anyone not to take it literally.
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>>7146748
>feel guilty/confused
Maybe that's the little push she needs to realize she's a lesbian.
Maybe after this innocent little "prank" the OP and her will begin a beautiful and long lasting relationship.
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>>7146748
Wow. According to your morals im a terrible person. Anyone who used to fall asleep around me (guy friends mostly) would wake up in full make-up the next day. Lel. If those fools dident wash they're face in the morning. That is how they would show up to work.
It was funny as shit to get calls from friends asking if it was us who did that. Then have them tell us THEY still hadent told them either.
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>>7146845
Mind you this is also true.
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>>7146850
Sending a man to work in make up is hardly similar to implying to a person that they engaged in sexual activity while drunk.
Are you fucking serious?

Don't make this out as if we're debating whether or not to draw a dick on her forehead.
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>>7146855
Idk anon. Unless the coworker is a blackout drunk. I don't see how this wouldn't be funny.
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>>7146855
What you don't realize is just how tame this whole thing is.

If I was the OP I wouldn't be here asking if it's alright to take a peek. I'd be licking her pussy and taking lots of pics.
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>>7146850
Shut up you dumb cunt

It's insane how lesbians like you talk about rape so much and how dangerous men are yet you're the first person to be a piece of shit

Imagine if it was a drunk lesbian and when she woke up the guy pretended like the fucked the night before

you'd probably feel differently
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>>7146874
If I was the drunk lesbian I'd check my hymen desu.
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>>7146874
Welp. That hit home. Now i see what you mean. Idk. I was just thinking about the stuff i would do to my friends and some of the stuff they would do to me. It really was all in good fun. I mean if you're willing to sleep at her house doesn't that imply some form of trust?

>>7146868
And just like that, my funny is gone.
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>>7146874
All these flavours and u choose to be salty.
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>>7146868
>it's ok to do something shitty because there are even worse things you could be doing
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>>7145036
Anon, me has intrigado, hay más personas de México en este board. ¿Usas el discord?
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>>7145246
whoa ive been to that waterfall as a kid

me and my mum hiked to it, you can go up to the top
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>>7146925
Im not Mexican. But o am of Hispanic descent and do speak fluid Spanish
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>>7146925
¿Conocías Chespirito?
I miss him.
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>>7145246
>Do you enjoy nature?
When I'm not being a lazy shut-in, yeah.

>Do you go on long hikes, or camping?
Generally stick to <6km but wouldn't mind trying longer ones. Haven't been camping in ages.

>Do you like the comfyness of a cold evening in the woods?
Absolutely, as long as I've got a good sleeping bag and there's nothing large crashing about in the bushes. It's the chilly mornings that are my favourite though.
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>>7146925
>no conocerme a mí, kek, diosa suprema del cacaposteo y monas chinas
SÁQUENSE AL CARAJO NUEVOPUTOS
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>>7146955
Lárgate a /u/ perra!
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>>7146963
A la chingada pinche morra meona si no te gusta el yuri váyase a la verga puta.
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>>7146925
ehh, si, me uní ayer pero se me olvidó volver a entrar hoy para la entrevista esa por chat de voz. ups. ya es demasiado tarde asi que talvez lo haga mañana
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¡Frijoleras!
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>>7146981
prefiero el término tortillera
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>>7146968
Dime donde queda la casa de tu puta madre.
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>>7146944
At least we still have Chabelo...
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The wall just got 10' higher
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>>7146984
La tuya pendeja. Apuesto a que eres una normie toda prieta y gorda como el resto de las asquerosas mujeres de este país.
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>>7146993
She sounds hot desu.
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>>7146989
>implying walls stop tunnels
Why are gringos so stupid? The Mexican civilization excells in tunneling architecture and unless they build a wall down the ground you will never stop us.
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>>7146955
kek what're you doing posting westernshit
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>>7146999
20'!
Actually, make it 30 your trips.
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>>7146999
>build a wall down the ground
You know, that's actually a good idea. And since Mexico is paying for it anyway, who cares?
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>>7146993
No te proyectes, mija, que sólo conoces a tu mierda de chilangas.
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>>7147011
Hay norteños, ustedes tan arios y culturalmente superiores a los capitalinos.
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>>7147019
Así es, quédate a donde perteneces y ahora ponle queso a mis quesadillas... pendeja.
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>>7147038
Te voy a dar tu levantón de la semana por fantoche.
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>>7146931
Hi S, are you bored?

>>7146944
Yes, I saw his TV shows.

>>7146955
realmente no importas.

>>7146983
¿Qué comen los pajaritos? .. masita~

>>7146988
Yeah, his adventures were funny.

>>7146972
Sólo preguntaba por ocio, no he entrado tampoco. ¿De qué parte de México eres?
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>>7147044
S-sea gentil, por favor senpai...
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FUCK OFF BITCHES I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY MEXICAN LIVING IN MEXICO OF THESE THREADS I ARRIVED HERE FIRST GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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There's too many fucking spics. Stop it.
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>>7147056
Sólo si no eres negra y gorda y fea.
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>>7147076
Cumplo con no ser negra, gorda o fea, además estoy en vías de ser /fit/...
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>>7147091
Voy a necesitar prueba de lo que dices.
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>>7147097
Lo siento, no vales tanto.
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>>7147065
You're still my favorite Mexican <3
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>>7147111
Pinche morra cómo arruinas las cosas. Por eso no tienes novia.
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>>7145246
i was scrolling the front page and saw the op pic i just want to say that i know this waterfall
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>>7147123
Same. Multnomah falls. I didn't think anyone cared about us.
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>>7147118
De hecho, quien no tiene novia eres tú, yo si tengo novia y la amo <3.
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>>7147128
I literally saw a historic photo recolouring on Facebook just earlier so it seemed really weird to see the waterfall here too.
Really messed with my head for a second.
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>>7147137
Tad's chicken and dumplings man
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>>7145300
Vancouver, OR?
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>>7146999
Israelis developed good tech to detect Palestinian tunnels. If we are good goys, they will probably share it (they probably have already).
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>>7147160
There is no Vancouver, OR. I think you mean Vancouver, WA.
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>>7147208
Oops. Drinking and looking at too many replies about OR while typing.
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>>7146850
S, pretending to actually have had sex with someone and pulling a prank on them with makeup is completely different. It's one thing if she knew the girl really well and it was like she rolled over and joked "Hey, you were pretty good last night." But if that anon actually tries to pull that shit I doubt it'll work since most people can remember shit when they drink. I can get blacked out hammered and still remember everything that happened. And she's probably going to loose that girl as a friend for lying and being creepy.
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>>7142615
>>7142513
there's really no ante left to up, we talk like this on a regular basis. she knows i'm gay, she's single, never outright stated her sexuality but has told me "butches (which i am) are [her] type."

is it even worth pursuing with her across the state? i have no intention of moving and she's still going through college. is there such a thing as long distance fwb? lmao
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>>7145252
The great news: I didn't even need to move her, apparently during the night she moved herself and now I can totally see her ass. Beautiful ass t b h

The strange news: She's still sleeping and I'm kinda worried but I don't wanna wake her up bc dat ass
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>>7147676
That's not great news at all, that's really boring. Unless she isn't wearing any panties, in which case I hope you took lots of pics. (Even though I know you didn't)

Anyway, if she's still sleeping there's still time for you to cuddle with her and try out what your friend suggested.
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>Lesgen is infested with Latinos
>still no latino gf
This is a cruel trick from the universe!
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>>7147972
Post your tummy and I'll see what I can do.
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There should be a law that all single NEET lesbians are to be sold into slavery and servitude.
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>>7148173
Agreed.

t. single NEET lesbian.
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>>7147051
I was. But then i fell asleep.
Besides most of the time when i post something insignificant im just trying to keep tabs on where i am.
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>>7148144
>post tummy
But why?
>like I'd risk neckbeards getting my flat chest pics
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>>7148323
No
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>>7148330
>80%
>Implying
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>when a cute girl in your class immediately pings your gay/bi-dar
:)
>when she mentions her boyfriend
:(
>when she mentions her LGBT studies class
:)
>when she sincerely tells a story about how she cast a spell over the weekend and believes in witchcraft
:((((((
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>>7148446
Are you an atheist?
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>>7148439
But I'm """"cis"""" like you
:^)
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>>7148477
Yeah.
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>>7148597
Would you react the same way if she followed any other religion?
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>>7148611
If she expected prayer to be effective in the same "I asked God to do this for me therefore it will happen by Thursday" then yes. The belief that you can call upon cosmic forces in a totally non ambiguous way or personally commit supernatural acts is beyond me. Idk, the older I get the more these spiritual differences matter to me because they go beyond culture and into us having different core beliefs about the fabric of the universe or whatever. Like I legit can't be friends with people who have hardcore ghost beliefs because when they talk to me about their lives, it's not fair to the other person if I think one of their core beliefs about the way the world works is silly and fake. I don't really know how to put it in a way that doesn't sound like an ~enlightened redditor~, I'm not anti religion or anything.
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Get /out/ whenever I can. Sadly there aren't many nice places to hike around here besides some prairie/forest hikes. Have to drive at least an hour or two to get to the good rocks, canyons and beaches.

Starved rock area is bretty neat at least.
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>>7148705
If she actually believes shit like that, and also by the fact that she just randomly talks about witchcraft, then she probably is just starting out. I dabbed into witchcraft when I was a teen and I too thought I'd have super cool magic powers, but sooner or later the fact that magic isn't real inevitably comes out and then practicing it becomes just like any other religion, and spells act exactly the same as praying (with the exact same efficacy).

Why are you not anti-religion, though? Religion, specially the major ones, is like one of the most fucked up things in the World, and a huge reason why so many of us are persecuted and killed pretty much everywhere.
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>>7148867
Look, most believers care more about sex and alcohol than their holy books and practices. Besides, Christianity has had a tremendous influence on progression of science.

That said, I kind of hate how criticism of Islam is immediately Islamophobia. Both Christianity and Islam are both as stupid shit.
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>>7145246
>Do you enjoy nature?
For sure. I grew up in rural home so it's close to my heart.
>Do you go on long hikes, or camping?
Mostly with friends or kids I volunteer as a teacher to.
>Do you like the comfyness of a cold evening in the woods?
It has a magical feeling to it, which I really enjoy.
Also I'm planning to ride my bike through EU so I would learn about the culture more and enjoy the nature. Wish me luck that I don't die cislesgen !
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>>7148867
Yeah I had some classmates in high school who got into witchcraft and I thought "oh that's a cool niche interest." But this girl is a senior in college that's about to graduate with a BS so when she says she cast a vanishing spell I'm kind of like... Nah.

Everything you said is totally legit.
It does bring people a lot of comfort individually which I don't object yo BUTT the main reason is that it secularism can be a vessel for the exact same hate. My entire family was born in the Soviet Union which was a secular state, religion was outlawed and it was a nation of atheists. Meanwhile, members of my family weren't able to attend college because they were Jews. My 94 year old grandma is a life long atheist whose parents and grandparents were atheists too, she grew up in a nation of atheists, and when I came out to my mom she told me "don't tell your grandma you're a lesbian unless you want to send her straight to the grave." So is religion massively fucked? Yes. If we lived in a world without it, would we be definitively better off for it? I'm not convinced. And insofar as wars are concerned, Hitler was an atheist and blah blah blah. People can use "science" and "rationality" and "evidence" to achieve the same evils. I think that, on the whole, psychology comes first and religion comes second. Again, due to my family's geography I'm a sixth generation atheist but all of five previous generations were still full of dumb unempathetic assholes as much as anyone else's family tree!

I'm on my phone with a tiny screen so sorry if this is kind of a scattered response.
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>tfw no computer wizard gf
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>>7149222
I'm a wizard and I work with computers, but I have the feeling you had something else in mind.
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>>7149264
I don't mind.
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>>7149336
Why do you want a computer wizard gf?
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>>7149492
So we can do cute computer wizard things like designing and building CPUs together.
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>>7149537
How do you design and build a cpu
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>>7149707
I'm assuming she meant a rig, some places call that a CPU.
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>>7149707
You can do it with a FPGA but the real challenge is building the circuitry and logic gates yourself. Once you nail down how your CPU will operate you make the hardware instructions, add registers, a cache, etc. Then you make your ISA, then an assembler so you can program your CPU not so low-level. Maybe you can even add pipelines so you have an optimized data flow. There are many things, but without a FPGA it would be quite massive.

>>7149713
Haha no. Who the fuck calls a desktop a "CPU".
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I saw 3 lesbian couples today. While it made my heart warm, it also reminded me of how much I want a gf.
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>>7146930
are you still near. im right there right now
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Hey anybody wanna watch a movie?
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>>7150573
Only if it includes cuddling
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>>7150576

I've been rated pretty good at cuddling, anon. Solid 8.89/10.
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>>7150573
Huh, I have that Digimon VHS.
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>>7150198
>Haha no. Who the fuck calls a desktop a "CPU".
Definitely run into some non-native English speakers who do that.
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>>7150198
Is that cost effective? Sounds like the time and materials invested wouldn't put you ahead much.
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>>7150452
Trimet is opening a bus line to multnomah falls aren't they? Supposed to be free or something. That sounds like a nice trip every once and a while. Haven't visited since my parents took me for my birthday.
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>lesbians
>real
Lmao
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>>7150573
I have over 1,000 VHS tapes; do you wanna fucking fight me?
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>>7151076
...How about just fucking?
While watching Old Yeller or some good 90's shit that takes ten minutes to manually rewind.
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>>7151147
Space Jam is literally still qued up on my buddy's VCR in his garage from last time we tried tow watch it.
We're on the same page.
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>>7151076
What the fuck, why? That must take up so much space.
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>>7151175
Yeah, I used to have them in a room growing up, maybe like ten foot by ten at max? Childhood bedroom.
Now, I have them all boxed up until I move to a place that lets me have them all alphabetically on a shelf.
When the local video store I frequented closed down, the owner offered me five bucks a day plus all the tapes I wanted to alphabetize their tapes which they had to sell.

I was like in 7th grade and took literally more than half their stock.
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>>7151156
Do you still have the coin that came with the VHS? I'll give you oral for it.
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>>7151225
No, sorry. Wish I did.
I do however have the soundtrack on CD, so we can bump it the fuck up as we drive through town.
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>>7151233
Cool.
Pick me up in Kalamazoo, MI and I'll road trip with you.
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>>7151391
>10h 55min
See ya tomorrow
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>>7151460
I'll bring the PBR and you bring the Pringles.
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>>7150573
you seem like the kind of person who has a diaper fetish.
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>>7151577
(You) seem like the kind of person who gets dubs.
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>>7150937
It would be a hobbyst CPU you dumb nig, it's not cost effective or superior to a fucking 4004.
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>>7146968
Mexico vs argentina , mexico vs chile , mexico vs peru . mexico es mierda llena de narcotraficantes
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>>7152127
Prefiero un país lleno de narcos a un país lleno de peruANOs o chilenos huele a mierda.
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>>7147676
wow, you're incredibly creepy.
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>>7146468
I haven't had my first kiss yet, I would definitely want the other person to ask permission and not be forceful and steal it for themselves if I don't want them to. :(
I've waited this long, it might as well be cute and worth it, right?
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>>7151076
Nearly read this in my head as "I have over 1000 confirmed VHS tapes."

This would also be a good pick up line in a bar full of hipsters. "Hey babe, I have 1000 VHS tapes. You wanna head back to mine to VCR and chill?"

Okay I have no more bad jokes for y'all. It's nearly six am and I still haven't been able to get to sleep so cut me some slack pls.
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Y'all niggettes posting in a TERF thread.
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>>7152931
we were literally mocked and bullied out of our original general, we have to specify so we don't get harrassed. we aren't the problem here l m a o
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>>7152942
How were you mocked/bullied? I'm mtf and I'm generally neutral or kind towards pretty much everyone, cis lesbians included.

As a matter of fact being hit on by a lesbian is one of my life "passing" goals, you know, since lesbians like girls and I'd have to be recognized as a girl to be hit on by one.
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I'm going to Japan! WOOOOOO!

Anyway, what are my changes to get laid during my exchange year in Tokyo?
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>>7152942
Also, how does making a "cis lesbians only" thread stop you from being bullied? If the "evil trans girls" were out to get cis lesbians, don't you think they'd follow you here anyway? Or even just troll without giving away the fact that they're trans? All making this thread accomplishes is causing the nice trans girls who wanna just talk to people and be respectful to feel unwelcome, while painting a clear target for the trolls.

Also doesn't generalizing all trans girls as the problem seem a little dumb? If I or really any trans girl I know of is bullying you I'd like to know just so I can see where you're coming from :/
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>>7152942
Finally, before you or anyone else says that "Well these 'nice' trans girls have a place to go called 'trans lesbian general'", that's not the point, the point is that separating the generals isn't right and just creates an imaginary divide between two groups of people who are both girls who are attracted to girls.

As far as I can see this thread only exists because a group of people want make everyone believe that cis lesbians and trans lesbians are so opposed to each other that they can't co-exist, which is the same line of thinking that created segregation in the United States... which was eventually completely abolished because it was just harmful and didn't make sense. Honestly in my opinion the only difference between cis and trans lesbians is whether they were lucky enough to be born with a hole in front or not. The unlucky ones have to go through a terribly complex, painful, and expensive process just to not gross themselves out, or the person who is the target of their affections. I've heard people claim that trans lesbians are just men with an AGP fetish who just wanna stick their genitals into a lesbian's genitals, which besides being completely insulting entirely ignores how opposed a trans lesbian, just like any other lesbian, is to penetrative sex involving male genitals. The accusation simply does not hold water and is untrue. I'm sure there are exceptions where an AGP fetishist does want to trap a lesbian, but that just sounds outlandish to me and I'm sure it's roughly as common as lesbians who happen to be serial killers. Should all lesbians be feared and hated because let's say 0.01% happen to be serial killers? No. Should all trans girls be feared and hated because 0.01% happen to be AGP rapists in disguise? No.

Just merge the threads, and let the imaginary divide die. Everyone is better than this imaginary hatred, the separation is not productive to discussion. It's just an extra burden we're shackling ourselves with.
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Dating a transbian is the ultimate act of desperation for a CIS lesbian.
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>>7153141
Why? Are you worried about being mocked by people who tell you that you should be dating a "real" woman? Do you view trans lesbians as lesser or "makeshift" women? Do you not believe a trans lesbian has the potential to love you the same way any other woman would?

It sounds to me like you have a completely unreasonable prejudice that you're presenting as a consensus among all lesbians, which is another generalization that simply doesn't exist. You should examine what you're actually afraid of, and realize how silly you are of being afraid of it in the first place.
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Tfw this general doesn't care if you die or not.
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>>7153278
Bullshit! We care for all the lesbian lives because our numbers are too small. Except if you're a transbian. Then you can die for all I care.
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>>7153299
Get off the internet TERF it's bed time.
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>>7153316
Shhhh. Leave us alone transbians.

>>7153299
Can you recommend some good TV show ? Need something to take my mind off of things.
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I had a dream where I was wrestling on a bed with my friend whos very masc and manly dude and we were having fun. But at one point he held me dowm started to give me oral and tried to finger me. I was trying to get away from it but I couldnt wake up and felt paralyzed. I just woke up and my heart is racing and I feel disgusted and violated. Does this dream make me straight or bi?
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>>7153322
Breaking bad, battlestar galactica, Capadocia Gotham, The Bridge
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>>7153173
Only sexually able to offer asshole means it's a no go. It's just that simple.

Different person.
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>>7153316
Taking this silly shit, and yourself, way too seriously. Did you forget you're on 4chan?
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>>7153335
Haven't heard of all but Breaking Bad.
Thanks senpai
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ffs can we stop talking about trannies? transbians stop talking about your dick we dont want it. Muh neovag no just stop it if you want to be accepted shut up about it we dont want to hear tranny drama this is the reason you are hated here, and please to the rest of us stop falling for obvious bait.
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do lesbians have lower standards towards the physical appearance of a partner due to the lower amount of people to choose from?
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>>7153367
Definately yes
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>>7153127
>As far as I can see this thread only exists because a group of people want make everyone believe that cis lesbians and trans lesbians are so opposed to each other that they can't co-exist


It has nothing to do with hatred.
The problem comes, 100%, from the fact that half the trans lesbians on this board seem to be un-fucking-able to go five minutes without mentioning trans bullshit.
If a trans girl wants to chat in here about lesbian shit, oh look, she can do that and no one can fucking tell if she's trans - unless she talks about trans shit.

Cis lesbians do not want to talk about the problems with tucking in a dress on a date, or discuss the finer points of whether theyd be okay with a dick instead of a vagina on their girlfriend.
We're here to talk about lesbian problems. JUST lesbian problems.
You want to talk about trans shit, you can go fucking elsewhere - half the board is trans threads, so im sure there's more than enough space for some more.

But why cant you just accept that this is one thread which DOESNT WANT to discuss trans shit all day every day? That's all that ends up happening if the threads are merged. It's nothing to fucking do with hate. It's all to do with wanting just one space to talk about our own shit.
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>>7153377
this now lets move on and talk about real issues >>7153334 like this and the tv show question from that other anon.
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>>7153334

>dreamt about a guy trying to fuck you
>wake up feeling disgusted and violated
>"am i straight or bi"

Anon, I'm pretty sure straight or bi girls enjoy the sex dreams they have about guys.
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>>7153434
Just making sure it isn't some underlying messed up feeling or something. The guy in my dream used to be a good friend and he knowingly was my beard in school when I was afraid to come out.
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Friendly reminder that adopting a pet with your gf is a bigger thing than getting married.
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>>7153593
Are you adopting a boy or a girl?
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>>7153618
A boy cat. He'll be a spoiled kitten.
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I shaved my legs today.
>pic related
It's me
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I just realized that I'm sort of a concubine for a married woman. Shit.
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>>7153661

*touches your skin*

softtttt
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>>7153526
It's a subconscious representation of how you feel heterosexuality is pushed on you by society, probably more than you'd like to admit or accept because you feel pressured to not be one of "those gays". You feel unable to talk about it to anyone because you don't want to seem tumblr, so it comes out expressed in your dreams.
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>>7151391
Hello, fellow michigan homo
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>>7153817
You mean whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
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>>7147051
vivo en el centronorte
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>thread so full of Hispanics that I'm going to study Spanish
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>>7154428
Yeah, what a great language. Where objects have genders and old people get super special 'respect' language.
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>>7154509
I have a reason: Hispanic qt's.
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>>7154517
that's a really bad reason to learn a new language desu
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>>7154530
>not wanting to learn Spanish to bang qt's on vacation
Nigga you straight? Besides, what's a better language then?
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>>7154517
A rare find indeed
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How does a tiny 4'11 fem porch of geese make a 5'11 gorgeous brit bong grill notice her anons?

I think im gaining a deep infatuation with a woman I've never even talked to before and i think about sex with her and all that shit.
This hasn't happened in a while anons, im slightly worried.
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>>7154741
Bruh, there's alotta water between you two girls
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White girls are the best girls. Half breeds are also good.
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>>7152172
Soy colombiana mexicana idiota
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>>7154775
what dyou mean water?
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>>7153644
>male
Get it neutered or kill it you fucking imbecile
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>>7153042
Out of curiosity, are you new?
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>>7154775
Are you aware that Great Britain is an island?
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>>7154836
Everything is an island if you zoom out far enough
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>>7153316
Ohh shut uuuup LERF.
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>>7154836
mate we go to the same sixth form, im just wondering if there's a sort of culture clash that keeps foreigners from seeming 'as gay' as people normally from the home country of origin because she doesn't notice me at all... in the "knowing" gay way you know
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>>7153127
Now THAT'S what a real troll looks like.
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>>7153322
Dear god i was watching American horror story. That shit took my mind off a lot of things.
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>>7154741
>5'11 gorgeous brit bong
I have one of those :^)
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>>7153042
>>7153127

hey cool rant but instead how about you go make your own general and see how long it lasts before you get harrassed and thrown off topic

this isn't a political thing you overanalyzing jinglefuck, we TRIED to maintain a regular les general in the past but every single time it was thrown off topic by hormone discussion, feminine penises, mocking people who prefer vaginas, arguments about passing standards, etc. they're all perfectly fine things to argue/discuss, but they're in the wrong thread and need to go in their own respective trans general. we just want to talk about daisy ridley's abs.

the cis label is a last ditch effort to keep the general on topic. as long as you STAY on topic, we don't care if you're trans, because as long as you S T A Y O N T O P I C we'd never even know.
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>>7155078
>daisy ridley's abs
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>>7154799
Regresate con tu coca, sudaca.
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It's not going to happen in our life but some day our gay grandchildren will have threads that don't rehash the same drama. I'm forced to conclude that people actually enjoy these conversations since we keep collectively engaging in them.
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>>7155088
Post Daisy Ridleys abs plz
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>>7155110
that's why I asked if anon was new.
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>>7154530
I disagree.

But reminder that not all hispanic people in the western world actually know how to speak spanish. :( Some of us are just...failures.
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>>7154995
Ill say it again, you two are 2 qt.
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>>7155154
I like the wacky pupil designs in that manhwa.
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>>7155154
Don't be a failury alone. marry me and when spend the rest of our lives as trashy lesbian couple
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>>7155170
N-no u
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>>7155170
Is it who I think it is? Get em a ladder :3c
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>>7155183
Back off. She's mine.
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What's the most lesbian thing you know? Also I'm making bread but I have no gf to eat it with me. Life is so cruel
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Which physical feature are you most commonly complimented on? Why do think that is?
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I always feel weirdly disconnected with my feelings. Like people always say when they like a girl, their heart beats fast and they get butterflies and shit, but I don't really feel anything like that ever? At the same time, I'm constantly daydreaming of going on dates with my friend, and I'm aware that I like her, but I've never gotten those physical crush reactions with any girl ever. Is that normal, or am I just a broken autist?
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>>7155388
My abs. Also because I'm too plain in all the other aspects, so I guess my body compensates it with my tummy.
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>>7155388
My hair. Because the rest of me is ugly, so my cute updos are all I have going for me.

Either that or my voice, which isn't physical but I get told I have a cute voice at work all the time.
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>>7155388
My face. People say I'm pretty, but I'm not especially. I think they have that impression because I look unusual.
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>>7155382
me
>>7155388
my hair
it's soft and my friends often ask me if they can brush it/play with it
sometimes it's annoying but when a cute girl does it i want to melt in her hands
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>>7155395
I dunno, but I don't think getting the butterflies, the twisting stomach and the heart pound are necessary indicators of love, because I get them whenever my eyes meet with this girl from uni. She used to be my crush in my first year, but I got over it because I think she might be a stuck up frigid gal.

That said, I still find her damn attractive so the stupid reaction is there when I look at her and she acknowledges my existence, for some reason.

Love doesn't exist anon. Don't think about it.
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>>7153031
Japanese are super xenophobic and being gay/lesbian is pretty hush-hush. So probably really low. But bring me with you and I'll gladly be your dom o-or sub.
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>>7155592
Also, for shits and giggles' sake, I just remembered I once got drunk on a saturday night after a chill night with friends and spammed a lesgen thread with a couple of pictures of her when I got home. I was feeling depressed over the fact that I wanted her but likely would not have her.

Damn that was embarrassing. Anyone else remember by any chance?
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>>7155610
They also fetishize foreigners, so could work in anon's favor if she's just looking to get laid. There seem to be a lot of semi-private party events that allow foreigners.
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>>7155610
You'll be my cuddly lap cat and my sub in sensual bdsm. Also you're going to give me hangover sex after wasting our moneys in the Tokyo nightlife.
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>>7155170
Who is dating that samathaposter? I haven't been in discord a while

>>7155278
Oh am I? Prove it.
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>>7152357
Wow, you're on a Bengali laser-tag ensemble forum.
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>>7155109
JAJAJJAAJ mexicana llevate tus novelas de mierda sobre la pobre y el rico.
México es el país más ignorante del mundo, según un estudio internacional
http://culturacolectiva.com/mexico-es-el-pais-mas-ignorante-del-mundo-segun-un-estudio-internacional/
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>>7155388
Never had anyone compliment me in person on my body.
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>>7156198
>esa fuente
Kek. Sigue llorando, sudaca.
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>>7155395
I have found a lot of girls attractive, Ive had fantaisies and all about even more, but only one ever gave me that feeling, I didnt even imagine myself having sex/being with her. Everytime I saw her I simply imploded.
It just means you havent fallen in love, yet. There is still time for you to run from the gay anon, run and never look back.
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>>7154509
>objects have genders
French here, Im feeling you.
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>>7156416
How do you guys deal with this shit when it comes to trans/non binary people?
Is it even something that comes up?

Why the fuck is this such a big thing in languages in the first place?
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>>7156427
Even the languages know that the trannies should be excluded from proper humans.
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>>7156356
I'm sure your body will be a comfy place for your future gf to rest on.
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>>7156512
I don't even mean it in a 'boo hoo, nobody likes me' way, I just think people don't compliment your body if your masculine-of-center. (Unless they're the really conservative, 'I'm gonna make you a capital-L Lady type.) You end up getting more comments on your personality, or how strong you are.
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>>7156427
We dont.
Seriously, I havent heard much about non binary stuff outside of america which is the nest of tumblurism. So for french non binary people it is a bit awkward I think. Ive seen some of my queer friends bringing up pronouns used for non binary (which were contractions of he and she) but I dont know if a lot of people even know about it, I doubt it.
I think its a big thing because gender is a social construct and so is language, so its got to keep up with the whole.
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Well it's pretty sad. I've realized tonight my gf I think doesn't care about me and shows no interest in my personal life. She knows I've been going through a lot lately, and still doesn't seem to care. One can only speculate if true love matters. I'm starting to think that I love you can't hold a relationship together and people want other things in life. It's sad to think though how superficial she is about us. Heres to not caring anymore anons.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbbwsQpxCuY
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>>7156794
If she's that uncaring, it might be best to consider ending it. You will find someone who will genuinely care about you, though. Just because she's not the right one for you, doesn't necessarily mean that love doesn't exist.

What are you going through right now, anyway?
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tfw u suck your gf
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>>7156827
That is God awful, girl
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>>7156843
I mean she was gonna move in with me in a month from now. We have done ldr for about 2 years. But throughout that time I always felt like I was the one sacrificing things and she just always had excuses. And now I'm questioning if I'm making the right decision. She tends to worry about her problems only and doesn't care so much for mine. Recently I got in a fight with my boss and it was a bad one. Ultimately, my boss was in the wrong, and yet my gf sides with my boss. BTW my boss was stealing from me. My gf said I should be locking up everything to prevent that so it's my fault. She just likes to fight and she always agrees with the opposite views of me. I just find it annoying now. She can be pretty cold at times too. I mean about 4 months ago my pet turtle died and she said I was probably making it up for attention. I mean, I never lie so idk why she even said that. Except it takes attention off of her. Oh and she still thinks she is straight. She makes a point to tell me I'm somehow her exception. It's so obvious to me though she is gay. So I'm ready to give up. I'm tired of playing games after 2 years. And since she will move in soon I'm rethinking things.
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>>7156896
What an asshole.
I would dig up the pet turtle and put it in her mailbox if I was you.
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>>7156896
Yeah, a lot of that does sound really shitty. If you have that many concerns, it may be best to reconsider moving in with her, because that will be way more of hassle if you break up after, and then have to deal with leases and packing up again, and shit. Try talking with her, and telling her exactly how she's making you feel, and your concerns. If she can't even bother listening to you about it, you'll have your answer.
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>>7155388
For years it was my hair, because I had super long curly hair and people here love that. I remember one teacher in particular who used to love playing with it, which seems weirder in retrospect? Mostly I just get told cute my smallness is these days.
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>>7156896
There's a whole bunch of warning signs there. I know it must be tough after that length of time, but I'd definitely break it off.
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>>7156896

That sounds goddamn awful anon.
Being in a realtionship that long makes breaking it up seem like an impossibility, but you're just going to get more hurt if you continue.
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>>7155388
my eyebrows and skin
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>>7156896
Why is she moving with you? I mean, why not in the otherwise? where are you and she from ?

Anon, your gf sounds as a pretty mess, is she pretty ?
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>>7156920
>>7156929
>>7156988
>>7157064
Yeah... I just remember crying so hard for my pet who I seriously had since I was born and I went to her immediately. I told her he died and she originally didn't read the message really. Like she just replied with a "oh well my pets die all the time... But I did cry over my favorite cat. I won't get a cat again. " then after that she said I'm the attention whore. I mean she made it all about herself.
But yeah I'm seriously reconsidering everything. She constantly is playing games with me and it sucks I can't trust her.
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>>7156896
>Lasting 2 years with that kind of girl
>Still considering moving in together.

I had a girl like that once, broke it off within 5 months. It was unbearable. Don't let people treat you like that anon. Have some self-respect. You think it's bad now, wait till you hear endless nagging once you shack up.
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>>7157129
>That apathetic attitude
Pets > cold gfs

That was a sign. Drop that bitch.
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>>7157129
Yeah, calling you an attention whore for crying about your pet is a complete dealbreaker. Break up with her.
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>>7156881
u r
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>>7157129
Sometimes I STILL cry over a cat we had that died after being spayed and I feel sad about other pets that have died. Even if she's not a big animal person (my dad isn't) that doesn't excuse her of her lack of empathy for someone she's supposed to love. She sounds like an awful person, dump her.
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>tfw closeted and invited straight girl over to watch san junipero
>have candles and wine

what are my odds
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>>7157343
>what are my odds
>straight girl
>straight
Probably not high honestly
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>>7157356
darn

gotta pump up the wiles
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HELP
A guy is trying to ask me on a date.
This has never happened before.
Wtf do I do. Should I tell him initially that I'm not in to guys?
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>>7157537
Like via FB
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>>7157537
I usually manage to slip it into conversation before they get as far as asking, or just straight up tell them if they're not taking a hint
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>>7157560
He's asked about twice before and I said I was too busy.
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>>7157571
Just tell him you're gay.
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Kek, kyary pamyu pamyu bought lesbian loneliness. The title "made her curious".
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>>7156356
ill compliment you anon :)
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>>7155151
i'm gay and i'm going to hell
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>>7155154
Third generation rep, I have no fucking clue how to speak Spanish. it pisses my mother off
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>>7155388
my arms. i have really good arms i guess.
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>>7157129
>pet who I seriously had since Im born
Well it must ve been a huge as fuck turtle. Abort the plan. Sorry about your loss, Id like to shop pepe s head on a turtle s body but Im on my phone.
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>>7157835
lel
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>>7157835
not sure i follow, what's funny about this?
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>>7158249
I don't think it's funny, just amusing.
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>>7158256
n-no like i actually don't get it. i read the comic just now (or... most of it? i couldn't find chapter 5) and liked it a lot. is it more about her? :x
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>>7158260
I posted it because I'm entertained by the titty of anxiety sailing across 4.5million+ twitter feeds, and by such mainstream exposure for an intensely niche title. The quotation wasn't supposed to be a joke or anything, sorry if it looked like I was >implying something. I believe ch5 and the omake have yet to be translated.
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>>7158260
That girl is just an idol. Go watch one of her videos in YT if you don't know her.

She's just saying "I bought a lot of manga. The one title that made me so curious that I just suddenly bought it is this [pic of manga]"

I think it's amusing because she's a huge idol, and is posting such thing on twatter.
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>>7158291
.... how does it end? :<
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>>7158307
>.... how does it end? :<
I'm kind of surprised that you would ask something like that, since it's not really the kind of story that can be summarized without losing a lot of what makes it good. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't know where to start -- ch5 is a pretty dense ramble of introspection and backstory. Just wait for the translations.
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>>7158378
yeah.... i just wanted my happy ending fix. self-control is not a strong suit.
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>>7156896
>>7157129
Honestly cut contact with this girl completely. She's a cunt who doesn't deserve you. And she's not going to change even if she says she will to keep you, she'd be lying. So cut her out cold turkey and move on. Being out of a relationship sucks, but know that being in an unhealthy relationship is way more harmful and stressful. You can message her how you felt about your relationship and maybe she can learn from it for her next relationship. You need to end it and move on afterwards though.
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>meet a bi girl online
>we talk for months, she seems interested in me too and the first time in what seems like forever I actually hit it off with someone
>find her tumblr by accident
>she apparently identifies as “non-binary” and says she “feels like a man some days” (this is a 100% cis girl who dresses in feminine manner and wears makeup)
>also loves, and I mean loves, yaoi
I suppose it serves me right for pursuing biscum but seriously why?
I haven’t really had much luck in the dating department and she’s a qt, so nice and (seemingly) smart otherwise but being a tumblrina and a fujoshi are both such major turn-offs for me. With fujos who date women, I always get the feeling that they strongly desire men but are only with women because no IRL guy can ever match their perfect yaoi prince preferences, and I find the fetishizing of gay men to be kind of… weird. Tumblr girls on the other hand are self-explanatory.
Am I being an unreasonable, judgmental bitch if I drop her over something like this?
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>>7155274
<3

>>7155276
You know it famalam :3

>>7156045
Samathaposter? Not sure who you are referring to.
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>>7158656
Bisults are only good fo sex, and to that to a varying degree.
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>>7147348
>is there such a thing as long distance fwb?
from experience, no. feels will inevitably get involved.

if you're fine with that, go for it. phone sex can be pretty hot
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>tfw very sexually frustrated virgin and just wanna eat someone out to get it out of my system
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>>7145246
I rode horses when I was younger, still do when I can. I live in a large city now and rarely find the time to since marriage and my career both occupy my weeks, and holidays I usually travel or see family.

I have gone on horseback trips though, Isle of Skye, Iceland and New Zealand, which was incredible. I hear Alaska and north Scandinavia is great for it too.
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>a girl asked me out
>she's a kebab. A qt but still a kebab
What to do /lesgen?
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>>7159792
I don't know what that is but it doesn't sound bad.
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>>7159792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
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>>7157835

Vote to turn it into an overly melodramatic japanese mini-series with her cast as the main character
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>>7159876
What a horrifying thought.
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>>7159283
man it's gunna be difficult but i guess i can make the horrifying sacrifice and volunteer
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>>7158551
This. Really nothing more to say on the matter. you deserve so much better. I hope you find happiness and a gurl who wont fucking mock you when your pets die because holy fucking shit please leave her immediately and maybe even file a restraining order because THAT ISNT FUCKING NORMAL DUDE

GOOD LUCK GET OUT ASAP HOLY SHIT
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Lesgen why does female biology suck so much. It seems it's either gross or cramping or horniness. Fuck.
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>>7158656
depends on how much she enforces her tumblr policy irl and how much you're willing to tolerate. she's going to think you're a jackass if you dump her over it before she even brings it up.

if she hasnt acted like this irl, maybe it is just an internet persona. on the other hand, it might be something she's willing to share only when you two get really close.

if you don't want to wait that long to find out, go make a tumblr, fill a couple pages with aesthetic scenery posts and then ask her if she has a tumblr and wants to swap names. then judge her reaction for yourself.

if it isn't just an internet persona though, i feel this is something youre just going to keep thinking about that's going to taint the relationship. probably best to just dump her then. you can't have a successful relationship if you hate two major parts of her supposed personality.
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>>7160918
I wish I knew cause that's the million dollar question, having a qt gf to cuddle you better helps though.
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>>7160939
>tfw ovulating and nobody to cuddle with
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>>7159225
i think feels are already pretty involved at this point, i've already got it bad and she seems fine flirting mercilessly with me :/

any idea on how i can get that going without scaring her off? i don't think she has much experience in the relationship department and probably even less in the lesbian department, but we talk on discord almost every other night.
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>>7157835
I hope she cones out soon
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>>7160954
hey, if you're into big strong butches that live in the middle of the woods i've got ten minutes to spare
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>>7160964
She's not homo. To be honest there are so many striaght curious girls about that it's annoying.
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>>7160972
Hi I'm not them but I just masturbated to a big strong butch. Are you also 43 years old by any chance?
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>>7160972
Sure if you're into awkward petite virgins from probably half the world away, aw yeah.
10 minutes though?
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>>7160964
The number of "wut?? r u a lesbian????" replies to her tweet are amazing. Also "stop it with the lesbian stuff", "are you lonely??", "lesbian brothels exist??"/"what is a lesbian brothel???" and people misunderstanding the JP title as "I got so lonely that I resorted to lesbianism" (I'm dying).

>>7160977
The title is pretty intriguing, I don't blame people for being curious about it. Besides, Nagata's getting a bunch of book sales from it, it's cool.
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>>7159792
Is shw Turkish?
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>>7161063
no but i can lie

>>7161064
i'm willing to negotiate :^)

in the pacific northwest for reference
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>>7158291
It got an english license recently. It's so interesting what generates buzz. For someone who has no idea what anxiety disorder looks she explains things to the point I feel empathetic pain. I think that's what's drawn people to like it.
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>>7161360
>Pacific Northwest
Well I'm in Austria, foiled again.
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>>7161388
i like foreign girls :)

until then theres a big strong butch lesbian waiting for you in the heart of the oregonian woods
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>>7161443
That's a very comforting thought.
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>>7161365
>For someone who has no idea what anxiety disorder looks she explains things to the point I feel empathetic pain.
That's actually really interesting to hear.
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>>7161360
Saved, thanks. You're perfection.
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>>7161632
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>>7161125
Yep
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>>7161793
Is your butt as tight as your guns?
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>>7161360
I'm North East, literally the opposite end of the country, but I'd fuck the shit out of you
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>>7160918
I only really mind menstruation, the rest of it is fine. It's not as if guys don't get horny 24/7
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>>7161064
>awkward petite virgins from probably half the world away
Hello!
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>>7161365
Honestly, I think the companies are just licensing everything that's on Dynasty.
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>>7162039
True enough but I somehow feel it's worse for girls. Ovulation properly mucks me up that way. But of course I have no idea how guys feel.

>>7162047
Pls come to Vienna
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>>7162039
Lets say it's higher for men, their baseline. There's still something to be said about experiencing spikes. Half the time I know my period is coming the next day is that, not only am I hornier than usual, but interestingly enough, really focused on penetration.

Find me a man who wants anything but. You'll come lacking.
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>>7162060
I think that's true. Men have this constant background horniness going on but for girls it's a rollercoaster. I spend a week not even thinking about anything sexual at all, and then the next five days not thinking about anything but, in the "can't function in public" way.
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>>7162112
>. I spend a week not even thinking about anything sexual at all
I wouldn't go THAT far. Every day at the very least, I think about it in a sexual way.
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>>7162142
Okay, maybe that's exaggerating but I mean I just barely think or care much about it whereas the other time it actually makes it almost impossible to focus.
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I just broke up with my gf.
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>>7162186
Tell the group what happened anon.
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So if my gf says that she is miserable and depressed and sad but says I make her happy... But still feel those other things... How can that be possible? I just feel like I'm not the one and I'm not making her happy. She insists she is a pet even though she isn't. She says that because I'm old school and like to open the door for her and I like to pay for the date each time. We both are fem, fem
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>>7162188
Not precisely happened. It's just that I didn't feel like I was her gf and then there was a million other little things. I just got fed up with it.
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>>7162200
Well okay. I hope you're feeling okay Anon.
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>>7162218
I'm not but I know that I will. We were togther for more than a year and she was my first proper gf.
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>>7162193
>concerned
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>>7162233
That's tough. Sorry to hear it really. I broke up with first girlfriend two months ago too and it still hurts a lot.
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>>7162254
Sorry to heart that, anon. Life goes on and I know it. I don't need some pep talk but it's good to speak to someone, even though it's people on anonymous shitposting board.
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>>7162280
I'm really not prepared to give any prep talk anyway, but I'm glad to talk to you or listen or whatever.
Don't knock anonymous shitposting boards, I came out to 4chan before I came out to my parents.
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>>7162299
My coming out was quite dramatic and a clichee:
>be me, 16
>make out with my sort of gf
>her mom comes in
>we didn't notice because autistic virgins kissing
>she notices
>my hand on her boobs
>more red than spanked ass
>she calls my parents
>"anon, we need to talk"
>1 hour of homophobic preaching ensues
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>>7162322
My mom freaked out, my dad laughed his ass off, and my sister already knew so overall it was just as expected.
Autistic red-faced make out session sounds seriously cute though.
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>>7162346
My "relationship" was more cute than an actual relationship. It was full of "a-are we a couple,anon?"-moments where I just froze and kissed her in silence. Also very, very awkward, red faced hand holding after movies. Seriously though, just remembering it gives me a diabetes.
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>>7162351
Just like my Chinese cartoons.
My first relationship was more "a lot of sex to prove how gay we are and being insufferable to all our friends for a few months.
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>>7162060
>Half the time I know my period is coming the next day is that, not only am I hornier than usual, but interestingly enough, really focused on penetration
Huh, I thought it was just me that was really into penetration around that time. Or used to be, anyway. The epilepsy medication I'm on has slowly devastated my libido over the last year. Which sucks since I bought a lot of toys before I switched.

While we're on or near the subject, does anyone else lose interest in eating before/during their period? I know I'm hungry, but I'm never really in the mood to eat when I'm in pain, even though I know being hungry isn't helping my mood at all.
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>>7162374
My first girl friend just flaked all the time. I was over age and she was under, so the rare times we actually hung out, we'd just get not-fun hammered for me to stand her then we'd have bad sex.
I came but it was never good.

Bitch.
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>>7162374
You had better than what I had. Probably why I'm a sucker for all things cute and romantic. Though I still want trashy sex a lot.
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>>7162388
I can totally relate yeah. I think it's about the pain, I can never eat anything when I'm having migraines either.
I'm not more or less into penetration before my period though, although definitely hornier. Dunno.

>>7162395
"getting hammered and having bad sex" seems to be the definition of first relationships honestly.

>>7162405
Well I'm an absolute sucker for cutesy romantic things although I've never really experienced them.
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>>7162374
My first relationship was all public dates because we lived hours away from each other and had to meet halfway. The only time we actually got to sleep over anywhere together I got my period. She broke up with me pretty soon afterwards. I was her first gf and I think the period thing really hammered home that she was dating a girl. It was fun though I felt like complete shit afterwards. Especially since I was like 19 and still a virgin. Didn't even crush on anyone for about a year afterwards.
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>>7162425
Romance dies very soon in a relationship but if you can keep it, well, you know. Probably it will survive the test of time.
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The straight agenda strikes again.

>walking around with my mom
>owner stops us on the street and starts bugging us to come into his record store
>mom kind of gives up and is like okay, let's just go check it out
>owner is probably in his early 60s, about 40 years older than me, dressed kind of eccentrically: blue blazer, striped red basketball shoes, big pink cravat, jewelry, etc. definitely an intentionally zany character
>tell him he has a cool outfit
>"thank you, i like yours too."
>"haha thanks"
>"if you like, i could dress in this outfit and you could wear yours and we could hang out together"
>i'm thinking it's an off hand joke since i'm dressed a little weird today too, kind of like 'what a whacky couple of individuals we are!"
>"haha yeah"
>his eyes widen, he suddenly looks frantic and wired
>"yeah? you'd like that? you want to meet up?!"
>"o-oh... no... sorry."
>looks humiliated, says something incomprehensible and walks to the other side of the store
>i buy something, leave
>he pretends to be organizing CDs, barely looks up at me as I go bye
>that was t e r r i b l e

In my defense... I did not think telling a man three times my age with gray hair wearing a cravat and basketball shoes that i like his outfit while i'm shopping with my mom would seem like I'm flirting.

When's the last time a heterosexual misunderstood you?
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>>7162437
Funnily enough we had that too, it wasn't what ruined our relationship but for teenagers basically having half the month cut off from touchy-feely ruined the mood a bit, at least.
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>>7162494
>>7162437
Earn. Those. Red. Wings.
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>>7162490
Last week, I asked a guy to meet up with me to compare class notes and he brought roses. Literal actual red roses.
I mean don't get me wrong I've never even gotten flowers from anyone so it was kinda sweet but so out of place.
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"I love you more than I love mathematics"
>cutest thing that has ever been said to me
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>>7162509
Oh... My god. That's unbelievable, jfc. How did you react? How much had you talked before? Did you suspect that he liked you?
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>>7162494
I don't think that's quite what it was. She'd only dated guys before and I think it was more that it really brought up the fact that I had a vagina and I don't know if she was ready for that. She was only 17. Honestly, I don't know if I was ready for it. I'm still kind of scared of sex.

I stumbled across her tumblr a couple of years later and read it because I have no self control and she posted once that she felt bad about the way things had gone. She didn't name any names or anything, but I knew she was talking about me. It made me feel a lot better for some reason.
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>>7162523
I kinda shut down, I just smiled nicely and thanked him for the flowers and got beet-red (which he probably misinterpreted), panicked, excused myself, called my sister from the bathroom, who proceeded to verbally slap me back into sanity, so then I told him while I think that's sweet and that I'd never gotten flowers before, I'm absolutely irredeemably gay.
He just kinda smiled and apologized, told me I don't look gay but that I can keep the flowers of course.
I wanted to die but he took it pretty well really.
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>>7162565
Other than "I was just with my girlfriend before coming here, she gave these to me," this is probably as good an outcome to this mess as you could hoped for. It's cool that you're out and could turn to your sister for help!
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>>7162516
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>>7162609
So what? It's cute
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>>7161918
come over and find out

>>7161986
i'm sure the feeling's mutual but i've never been to that side of the country, is everyone as hospitable as you? <3

no butt pic but found oldass pic on my phone before i started working out. maybe someone in the thread will enjoy it. the marks are hickeys.
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>>7162112

>tfw I also have spikes but am essentially constantly aroused

Life is pain
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>>7162193
>she is miserable and depressed and sad but says I make her happy... But still feel those other things... How can that be possible? I just feel like I'm not the one and I'm not making her happy.

Maybe she's clinically depressed or she just has too many other problems in her life right now. Having a great partner isn't enough to guarantee permanent happiness for life, particularly when you've been together a while and the honeymoon phase ends
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>>7162769
>media.tumblr.com

Is that really you or are you just stealing pics off of some dyke's tumblr?

;__;
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>>7162852
sorry, i apparently saved that one off my tumblr P:
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>>7162946
What's your tumblr?
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>>7162946
Oregon huh. You gonna buy me a beer?
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New thread for the your thots

>>7163278
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