>tfw you will never be as cute as Link Why live?

Because he isn't real.

>tfw you will never molest Link
I can dream.

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>>7132609
Tfw will never get to touch link boyboobs

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>you will never get your hands on Link's master sword

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>no qt dork bf like Link

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>You will never undress freezing Link and give his flaccid shrunk penis a hot wet kiss and coddle it with your tongue until it wakes up in your mouth

>>7132726
>not just wanting to cuddle him to warm him up while you gently fondle him.

>>7132628

>mfw I'll never be as cute as Link and will never get molested because of it.

>cries