mascgen >no homo edition

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Any no homo stories?

>>7129716
yeah but only from when I was like 14

>>7129686
This is too cute

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> tfw no horse-headed, manlet, chubby furfag Sir bf
Life is suffering

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>>7129801
glutes for the sloots

>>7129716
I sort of had one recently. But we couldn't decide on who would be Little spoon.

>>7129860
this is also cute

>>7129801
what do I search on google to find images of thicc dudes filling out levis with their glorious butt?

>>7129882
Kind of annoying to be honest. I mean I can see a straight guy wanting to be big spoon, but I had 40lbs on him, I'm clearly supposed to be big spoon.

>>7129889
Trial and error m8.

>>7129912
you should have just let him be big spoon. That way you can grind your butt against his dick and get him all worked up and flustered.

>tfw sick
>tfw can't go to the gym
>tfw bf is away and no cuddles to cheer me up

;_;

>>7129989
I'd rather he get frustrated feeling my cock nestled between his cheeks and feeling my warn breath on his neck.

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Just had the best sex of my life with my bf, and he let me record it; this after not seeing each other in person for two weeks. Then we had frozen thanksgiving leftovers. Currently watching tv while I do his dishes. Life is pretty good right now.

>>7130160
delete this immediately i am not supposed to be having these feels right now

>>7130230
>frozen thanksgiving leftovers
yikes

>>7130230
Good for you man

>>7130249

Why yikes?

>>7130250

Thanks!

>>7130259
Thanksgiving dinners are usually pretty awful even when people are like "oh no this is not like OTHER thanksgiving dinners this is amazing and juiiiiiccyyy", and having to eat them as leftovers is yikes.

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>>7130271

Fair enough. These were alright. The turkey was dark meat so it was more tender than white. And there was some turnip too, which I love. I can respect your position though.

>>7130290
Your position is also fair. Just way too many traumatic dinners.

Did he cook? Or you? Or was it leftovers from family?

>>7130271
That's because to few people wrap thier turkey in bacon.

>>7130303

Family leftovers from my aunt. Actually left them in his freezer the last time I was visiting. We were both too exhausted to do anything but stick something in the oven.

>>7130311

Something something 'Murrica. Tbh that does sound appetizing though

>>7130290
who this

he a cute

>>7130392
some bottom in another thread that wanted an anon to fuck them

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>>7130392

Agreed. And I dunno. Found him in the "Would you a big guy?" thread. Shit was cash.

>>7130259
Not gonna lie. Completely jealous. We Americans don't Thanksgiving until another month

>>7130399
>>7130405
ok thanks anons

is that bicep shopped though? looks pretty fucked, as well as no triceps

super qt face though. and bulge obv

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>>7130598

Reason #419 why Canada is best country.

>>7130619

Just enjoy the cute boys anon.

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Also, ffs people, see rule 3. I'm getting low on bara dudes to post.

>>7130719
>>>/hm/

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>>7130696
But we get Thanksgiving then Christmas a month later.

USA>Canada

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>>7130769
I'd rather a month off from eating a whole bunch than to have back to back of big eatings. Plus canadian thanksgivings are more sweeter. Maple syrup~

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>>7130800
Back to back feasting is perfect for a glutton like me.

>>7130859
prefer you better than these tryhard permavirgins 2bh

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>>7130845

Ah, another /permabulk/ ?

>>7130867
I'm a skelly. People are just surprised with how much I can eat in one sitting that they call me a glutton.

>>7131088
yes

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>fw no two-tone bf

>>7131188
Jesus I fucking love manual labourers for this exact reason. Anyone who gets thicc and tanned from working outside is so gorgeous. Scaffolders, roofers, brickies. Ask hot.

How thicc do I need to be before I can start wearing leggings in public?

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>>7132297

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>>7132289
As soon as you feel comfortable. I mean fem guys do it all the time.

>>7130696
Venny pls, Canada isn't better then the US

>>7132480
It's bear-land. Like a shitty Wisconsin.

>>7132480
Its way better though. You have trump as a possible president. Embarrassing.

>>7132511
>No Make Canada Great Again canidate
Canada confirmed for always being shit.

The entire world was complete garbage 50+ years ago. No nation was great. A handful of nations are OK-good tier now. To make a nation great again is logically impossible. If you believe otherwise you're a moronic and emotional tool that has been misled by patriotic propaganda.

is 6'3 155lbs skelly?

>>7132733
It's pretty skelly. Not like super spooky skelly or anything.
You start getting closer to average build around 180 and fit (by normie standards) around 200.

>>7132544
>>7132511
canada has weedman as their PM

>>7132941
>this is all canada has to brag about when it comes to influential persons
LMAO

>>7132946
Canadians aren't obnoxious about themselves like their fellow neighbor.
>>7132544
>wanting a walking meme as president

I sorta want trump to win so he can make USA even worse and I can laugh at all the trumpettes as they feel like ass clowns.

>>7133032
>Canadians aren't obnoxious
As a Canadian, this just isn't true. We're just not in your face obnoxious, but rather passive aggressively so. Pick your poison, same shit in the end.

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>>7132941
Better then Hillary or Trump.

>>7133093
>8/10
more like 9.5/10

>>7133084
That's a pretty low bar. I think I'd honestly prefer a trained monkey to our current candidates.

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>>7133124
Yea it's pretty grim.
>hillary
The US will go to war with Russia and will drag Canada with it.

>trump
Complete wildcard, could make america great, could cause a war due to his temperament

>tfw too fat for your Halloween costume

No food till Tuesday.

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Question?
Would a photoalbum of all our shenanigans be a good anniversary present for my boyfriend?

>>7133032
>I sorta want trump to win so he can make USA even worse and I can laugh at all the trumpettes as they feel like ass clowns.
This is how I feel about brexit and those who voted for it. I want the UK to burn, even if I go down with it, just to witness Murdoch crying by proxy through his millions of drones.

>>7133280
>tfw halloween costume is just my naked body
>proposed this idea to bf and he just laughed and said 'yeah it is pretty spooky'

>>7133289
depends on what type of guy he is
i personally would think that's a waste of time unless they were REALLY good photos that have some artistic integrity and it was put together nice enough i'd want it as a coffee book or some shit

>>7133299
>unless they were REALLY good photos that have some artistic integrity
Yeah I agree with this. Otherwise it's very high school.

>>7133355
Pretty much. I mean, you can still give basic photos as part of a gift, or maybe use them in some creative way (ie like printed on a custom donut box), but by themselves it's usually just a really shit gift.

>>7133289
bit of a cop out as well. I bet he's gonna drop a couple of hunna on a fire ass watch for you and you gonna print some selfies off ur insta

>>7133460
its pretty surprising you're single you're the most captivating candidate on /lgbt/

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>>7133496
This tbqh senpai. If only he were like a certain other.

I'm going to ignore all rules here.

>>7133289
If they're sexy shenanigans, yes.
>>7133299
>'yeah it is pretty spooky
ouch. Time to bulk.

>>7133496
2bh personality is one of the best here on /lgbt/
unlike all these bitchy queens and dull mathc men

>>7133514
>bulking
>ever
lmao what a fem

>>7132289
> tfw only now realized that I've been asking myself this same question
> tfw not secure enough on my thiccness

>>7134013
you should be more insecure about your face than you are your body 2bh
just being real

>>7134013
Post thiccness.
We'll r8

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>go to party
>wow anon you're really buff what's your routine
>wow anon you look good have you been hitting the gym
>t. grills

>tfw you only get mired by grills

>>7134152
then you just aren't big enough
gays literally cannot resist big men, even if they aren't attracted to them
you must be in basic bitch twunk mode rn

>>7134159
>then you just aren't big enough
>gays literally cannot resist big men, even if they aren't attracted to them
that explains it.
i'm big by normy standards, but small by /fit/ standards

>>7134167
Naw. I get compliments from straight friends and I'm pretty dyel.
Gay dudes do cream themselves if you're even moderately fit though.

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Post your sexy/trashy Halloween costumes /mascgen/.

>>7134219
>costumes
femming it up around here

>>7134219
Did you knit that?

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>barachan still dead
just mess my poop up

>>7134152
i would mire you but i prolly would be too nervous to even approach you

>>7134279
no one cares bitch
you're too anxious to even approach a mcdonalds counter without needing to give yourself a pep talk

>>7134290
...how did you guess that? desu

>>7134299
honestly?
i'm the oracle

>>7134290
>someone calls you a bitch and you want to suck their dick and worship their masc feet
>someone says you're attractive and you savagely shit on them
>>>/femgen/

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>>7134315

i like how we have a janitor lurking the thread

>>7134320
idk who you're quoting but you need to fuck right off with your drama shit
try >>>/trash/

>>7134329
Aright mate calm down its just a joke

>>7134334
>he cant into proper banter
i won this time too

>>7134340
Put your trip on rugby next time you roid rage

>>7134345
not rugby
also not the first time i got called rugby tho 2bh
also from a close source rugby has never roided he's 200% natty & free

>>7134355
Have you been had by rugby?
You must be small lol. He only goes for femboi traps, right? Hahahaha

>>7134388
no im just a very trusted source of information on all things rugby

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>>7133506
sp is a qt

>>7134448
Daayyym

>>7134448

>sp was a qt

Fixed that for you.

All the pics people post of him are from ages ago.

>>7134493
>tfw his husband made him bald and fat
;_;

>>7134257
My mom did. Lol
>>7134325
Shit posters gunna shit.

>>7134543
Cute. They go great with your pecs!

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>>7134219

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>>7134219
More

>>7134553
Thanks bb.

>>7133460
hi

>>7134152
>straight guy
>literally only ever get fucking compliments from dudes asking about routine and gym and shit
>have been sick and not eating much this year
>"Hey Anon you look way smaller than you used to!"
kill me

>talk to one of my friends last week and everything is cool
>now he wont reply to any of my messages (he has read them) and isn't picking up his phone to me.
>he's told mutual friends he has feelings for me but I told him that nothing would happen months ago.

I'm unsure what to do?
There's only so many times I can text and call him with no response?
Don't really want to lose a friend though.

>>7134939
Just gotta give it time. Stuff like that takes a lot if work to get over.

>>7134973
but I mean, I sat him down and had the convo months ago.
I'm so confused as to why he'd just cut off communications now?

>>7134997
he wants to cut off communications because nothing will happen and its setting in
like did you realize that 'having the convo' doesn't mean it actually kicks in for people at that time?
kind of like how someone dying doesn't automatically mean everyone is going to process it AT death. Some process it at the funeral, some process it months later when they want to go visit that (now dead) person.

or he could just be on vacay 2bh

>>7135004
meh,
We'll see with time I guess.

>>7135004
This. He probably thought.
> I can do this. I'll just put up the the pain and be a good friend.
But it got to be too much. And now he's trying to really deal with it.

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>>7134219
Lewd gas mask guy. Not liking the mask very much though.

>>7135046
yeah 2bh it's really common for people to try to play the longterm good guy angle
again this could all just be some misunderstanding and he's on vacation but who knows

>>7134219
pic related

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I need some advice mascgen.

How can I keep a consistent gym schedule and eat enough when I'm in college and have no money, free time, or energy?

I've been lifting for like 8 months now and I've made very little progress :(

>>7135220
>no money
are you sure or are you in the "I have no money because i just bought the latest and greatest shit no one gives a fuck about" crowd
>free time
you're shitposting here you clearly have free time
>energy
exercising will give you such

>very little progress
then something wrong is happening and you need to alter it

>>7135254
>are you sure
I don't have a job (class every day). All of my money goes to food and groceries and occasionally something for my enjoyment if I'm able to save up (pokemon sun is the only such thing so far this semster).
>you're shitposting here you clearly have free time
Well you got me there, I actually just got back from the gym not too long ago. I'm saying most of the time I'd be stuck doing homework or studying at this time of night.
>exercising will give you such
If I get 3 hours of sleep the night before and spend all day walking around campus there is no way in hell I'm gonna be able to squat without fainting bro.
>then something wrong is happening and you need to alter it
Yeah, I'm not going to the gym or eating enough because of everything above. I just need advice so I can get my shit together.

>>7135264
Well it's basically everything I just typed above. I feel like I'm always swamped with work, and when I'm not I'm just way too exhausted for the gym. And I just have bad habits when it comes to eating enough, I can be hungry for hours and not even notice because I'm just so used to ignoring it. Any tips on how I can fit everything together better/ remember to actually fucking eat?

>>7135345
why are you only getting 3 hrs of sleep if you have no job and only classes every day

>>7135220
stop whining.
i got /fit/ while finishing my degree and working 24hrs a week.

>>7135374
So it's like I get 3 hrs of sleep that night, then when I get back from class I'm so tired that I take a 4 hr nap, then when I wake up I can't go back to sleep until like 4 am because I just woke up a couple hours ago. It's a vicious cycle, and I've tried breaking it before with no luck. What do?

>>7135547
Just stop your nap so you reset your body clock

>>7135547
torture yourself to get through not napping
one method a friend uses is drinking a lot of fucking cold water, so much you gotta basically take pee breaks quite often

the nap is killing your gains bruh

>>7135577
>>7135593
That's easier said than done but I guess I don't really have a choice. I'll try the water thing, that's actually kind of clever.

>>7135048
ahahaHAHAHAHAHA BADLET

>>7136571
???

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>>7137173
Manlet maybe? Who knows.

>>7137662
That's sp though. 6'3 I think or around there.

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>>7137673
I know one is them is short. I don't know which one. Don't follow trips that much.

>>7136571
>>7137173
I believe he meant "Baldlet" but forgot an L.

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>>7137836
Bald manlets are qtp's

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>>7137851
I don't mind either way. I like a handful to grab on to during sex though.

>>7138767
Nothing. Mascgen is the best gen. With the exception of one freakishly hyper devoted shit poster.

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My assignment was due in one and a half hours ago and I still have 1500 words to write
might go to the gym

>>7137924
I want long distance desu

>tfw you fuck up the last rep on inclined bench and have to get rescued by this qtπ
Embarrassing but at least I prd my bench today

>>7135048
s-sp is that you?

>>7139253
He's literally the only bald guy on here. Of course it's sp.

>>7139217
Lol sorta did the same. Didn't get a spot but the last rep was fucked. One of the plates started slipping.

What PR did you hit?

>>7139253
No. Just some other autist

>>7139336
215 on bench

>>7138810
>Mascgen is the best gen
you mean it's a hugbox for insecure flamers?

I wish it wasnt creepy to take pics of guys at the gym. Holy fuck there are some hot guys at the gym

>>7139459
you need serious mental help

>>7139493
This

Just go to pornhub or tumblr man cmon

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>>7139409
I like it most cause it makes people like you upset over nothing.

>>7139493
>>7139504
What? I know it is wrong, and I would never take pictures of someone.
Lighten up.

>>7139527
>hahahaha guys lighten up I would never ever take creep shots of people even though i just wished it wasnt creepy to do so HAHAHAHA!
speak to a therapist before you do something crazy

>>7139541
Well that is not at all what I said or implied, but whatever.

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>>7139253
Yes

>>7138972
Rugby, you come to America for school and you can't even follow through on it. You're a total failure.

Is mascgen or gaygen more active?

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>>7134828
>>"Hey Anon you look way smaller than you used to!"

>>7139604
Rule 2. Don't feed the shitposter.

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How does one stop hating themselves?

Lifting doesnt work

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>>7140978
Gaygen probably more consistently. Mascgen can get super busy but experience lulls in activity more frequently

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>>7143060
>That pic
Relationship goals.

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/mascgen/ how often do you get your hair cut?

>>7134828
Roooough man. What are you sick with?

>>7143292
Once every month or two.

Hey mascgen, this is the first time for me to post here.
A little background about me:
I was a flaming bottom twink-ish looking dude when I was 14 up until I hit 19.
Then I started developing these masculine features, I grew a beard and I put on a little weight and bam I found myself close to being a bear rather than a twink. But somehow in the middle, I could look twink-ish with a little make up and shaven hair/beard, or bear-ish without make-up and with a beard.
Along with this I started having urges to top, but I'd rather top a bear than a twink, I don't know whether I started getting these urges because I couldn't find a bear to satisfy me, so I would like to be the bear to satisfy another dude, or because I started looking masculine all over?
I don't go to gyms, but I started considering it lately.
What do you think is happening /mascgen/?

>>7143644
Sounds like you're just getting fat, if you're not hitting the gym.

I'd cut down if you feel like staying a twink, or it's time to lift if you're embracing bear-ness.

You can top or bottom or switch either way.

>>7143644
It's called gay death. It happens to a lot of fem guys.

>>7143700
I'm aware that I am getting fat, although I am starting to lose weight again, I just don't know why I am changing sexually with it.
I couldn't have envisioned myself to top ever if you'd ask me 3 years ago.
>>7144270
I was never a fem guy, I might act fem in bed, but in day to day situation I am always straight acting and was to some extent, straight looking...

>>7144305
>straight acting
lol nice meme

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Happy Halloween mascgen
http://youtu.be/ouZHCbyx_-A
^CAUTION not for the faint of heart

>>7144308
Ok, let's just stay, I am a normal human being who happens to be gay and doesn't show/flaunt it to anyone in public.

>>7144305
>I was never a fem guy
Didn't you say you were
>a flaming bottom twink-ish looking dude
?

>>7144317
Then I'd try topping. See if you like it.

Either way nobody likes an unfit guy. Lift and/or diet.

>>7144317
lmao sis your homosexuality cannot be hidden, it's constantly on display, even more so for those that are looking for it
let's just say you're an insecure man on the way to obese ville if you don't watch what you eat

>>7144334
Flaming as in always horny for men not as in flamboyant fem guy.
>>7144339
That's what I am trying to do now, it's hard finding bears who would bottom here.
I wouldn't say I'm unfit now, it's that I got a bit bigger.
>>7144344
Maybe, doesn't explain how surprised my friends get when I come out to them, but maybe, who knows?
And no, I've never been insecure about my homosexuality and even if I got fat, there are a lot of chasers around here, so I'll still be able to get laid, maybe even more than now.

>>7144368
>Flaming as in always horny for men not as in flamboyant fem guy.
NO ONE uses "flaming" to mean horny for men
literally what dimension did you come from

>>7144368
>Flaming as in always horny for men not as in flamboyant fem guy.
Lol wot.

>>7144390
>>7144408

I'm new to /lgbt/ and as I said, it's my first time posting on /mascgen/.

>>7144413
No worries.
I'm pretty new to fucking dudes too.
Where are you from? Is that use of flamming a local thing?

>>7144425
Yes and no, I don't have a lot of lgbt friends and whenever we talk we don't discuss fem boys so no one has ever mentioned the word *flaming*.
I always that it's flaming as in constantly getting the hots for men/dudes, but I didn't know its affiliated with femboydom.

>>7144425
>>7144437
Forgot to mention, I am from Sweden.

>>7144447
I thought it might be a language thing.

>>7144437
flaming has always meant flamboyant when it comes to homosexuality
'flamer' means some guy who acts in a very stereotypical and flamboyant homosexual manner

there really isn't a one word term to explain constantly getting the hots for dudes in english
closest i can think of is the phrase 'a cat in heat' but that's not used much and doesn't directly apply

>>7144461
>>7144474
Yea sorry, it's probably 'cause English isn't my first language.
>a cat in heat
Never heard this one before.

>>7144482
Also "bitch in heat"
Something "in heat" is perpetually horny. It's part of a female mammals sexual cycle.

>Yea sorry, it's probably 'cause English isn't my first language.
Can't complain. Your English is way better then my Swedish. lol

My gym gets too busy after work and I can't train properly.
I'm raging.

>hurt left hand
>can't lift for two weeks
God fucking dammit. How much gains would I be losing?

>>7144849
try a different time?

>>7145066
masturbate with your right arm to compensate, the gains will transfer to the left arm :)
broscience

>>7144849
Just started a new shift and have to wake up early to get to the gym as soon as it opens at 5.

No excuses.

>>7145182
My gym doesn't open that early and I start work at 8.00 and it takes me an hour to commute. Then I leave work at rush hour, get back around 6pm and the gym is packed. I'll have to figure something out
Urgh.

>>7145066
minimal

>>7144502
>Your English is way better then my Swedish
>then my Swedish
>then
His English is better than your English too

>>7145232
>>7145182
>tfw 24hr gym 10 minute walk from my apartment
Feels good not to live in the third world ngl

>>7145575
>tfw my gym is closed on Halloween

>>7145567
>your
I'm pretty sure you meant you're.

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>>7145834
The fuck.

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>>7146253
They were setting up for a halloween party.

I try so hard yet i cant become straigh acting.


Someone help me straights are so much hotter...

>>7146296
str8s arent attracted to straight actors lmao
you're much more likely to find a straight guy into some femboy than you are one into straight acting gay men

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>>7146308
How does it feel knowing that if you could ever succeeded you would only corrupt and soil something so perfect and beautiful?

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I broke a fuckton of blood vessels in my shoulder.
Not sure how. Both shoulders are like that.
Is that common when lifting? I've never had that before

>>7146869
Sounds rough, but what's wrong with your knee there?

>>7146875
>knee
Wot m8

>>7146869
I DUNNO, IM GONNA HAVE TO SEE MORE OF THE PATIENT TO CONFIRM.

>>7146869
Dat ass cheek though!
S'like a doorknob.
Knock, knock! Let daddy in!

>>7146256
Hnnnng ( ´,_ゝ`)

>>7146869
Are you sure it's not acne? It's hard to tell from the pic.
What's your blood pressure like?

>>7146875
>Knee
>>7147192
>Ass cheek

Lmao.

>>7146256
At the gym?

>>7148602
The pic isnt very good, but im sure its not acne.

>>7146869
this angle is weird as fuck
u roidin tho

>>7148616
I'd get your blood pressure checked. Or see a doctor at about it.

Natty or not mirin delts.
What's you ohp?

>>7148730
Im natty.
Ohp is 135

>>7149801
Good work.
Height and weight? I'm pressing the same but my delts look like shit. Lol

how do I get body hair? I'm 23 and smooth as wee babby.

>>7149864
You'll get more as you get older.
I hate it personally.

>>7149900
puberty was 10 years ago. Surely if I don't have it by now I'll never have it?
How much do you have? Why do you hate it? Do you shave it off?

>>7150106
Couldn't say. Might come in or might not, your best bet is to look at how hairy the rest of your senpai is.

>>7150106
>How much do you have?
Just enough to be noticable, but not enough to be "hairy".
>Why do you hate it? Do you shave it off?
Yeah shave it off. If I was hairier I might not, but as it is it looks better completely smooth than as a random smattering of hair.

>>7150130
if I was your bf I'd throw away all your razors.

>>7150148
My ex liked it too. But I seriously hate it.
If it grows out it looks like two long leg'd spiders on my nips and a couple on my chest. lol

>>7150175
Have you ever seen The Fly with Jeff Goldblum? There's this one scene when he starts to spurt some dark, thick fly hairs out of his back. My friend always jokes that my beard looks like those hairs when I grow it anywhere past stubble. They're also what I imagined when you desribed your nipples

>>7150349
Haven't seen the movie but that sounds about right. Lol

>tfw no Star Wars bf who lifts and likes skinnyfat guys, and will eventually want to make me lift too

>>7149835
5'9" 170lb

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>tfw havent seen bf in a couple weeks

going mad tbch

Is DnD considered masc or betashit?

>>7153553
board games are board games. Your attitude is what makes them beta or not. Like, if you worry about people knowing that your friends and you get together on a friday night once a month and have a couple of brewskies whilst pwning some next quest then you're beta as fuck. But if you're open or proud about having a great time with your bros and you don't think about other people's perceptions of you then that's pretty mature and not beta. It helps if you talk about sport while playing.

>>7150510
I couldn't date anyone who hasn't seen The Fly. Sorry. I guess I won't be hiding your razors after all.

>>7151309
What's the best Star Wars movie? Expanded universe y/n?
>>7151335
That'll explain it. look i've got 30 lbs and half a foot on you, but I'm lifting the same. Lol
>>7153553
Do whatever you want m8.
Dnd is kinda shit though, other RPGs do it better.
>>7153706
Kek. Dying alone then.

>>7153686
>It helps if you talk about sport while playing.
Lol

>>7129686
>tfw working out and losing weight
>tfw starting to see my real, true face
>tfw I'm ugly

Can you still be masc if you've had a nosejob?

>>7154801
LOL fuck

Also if you get a good nosejob, overwhelming majority of people can't fucking tell and therefore it's as masc as you are.
If you get a botched one though...

>>7154801
Caring that much about your appearance is a bit fem imo. But do whatever makes you happy.

I'm pretty much living proof you don't have to be good looking to get a lot of attention. Being buff and masculine goes a long way.

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> few years ago
> I'd hear about guys who were out of the closet and think how brave they were
> they'd lose friends and get shit on, and I really admired their uncompromising attitude
> decide to come out eventually

> present day
> in college, have been out of the closet for three years
> know many guys who're completely or partially in the closet
> feminists on campus are always saying how they are brave and courageous, how life is so hard for them
> if I try to speak up about homophobia, they ignore me because they say I'm not affected by it because I "don't look gay"
> mfw get shit on by "feminist allies" because I'm "heteronormative" and "reinforce gender stereotypes"

Are you out of the closet, /mascgen/? And why are feminists so shitty?

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>>7155597
Yes. Been out for almost 5 years now. I'm not out at work cause I don't want things feeling awkward with my co workers and having to work in an uncomfortable place. Anywhere else though is fine.

Feminists are just bored single women. I ignore them.

>>7155597
Came out this July.

Feminists are shit because they're still fighting a war they won decades ago. And have to construct boogie men to do it.

>>7155597
I'm out. I'm also a feminist. I don't hate gender-norms, but I hate people who think we are all supposed to adhere to gender-norms. Feminism is fighting that.

>>7155597
Not out. Feminists are shitty because they are so embroiled in postmodernism.

And for some reason they are really bad at statistics

>>7155597

first of all i just have to say that being ignored is not the same as being shit on.

ask yourself why you need their approval?
protip: you don't.

i, for one, congratulate you for coming out of the closet.
it shows that you are brave.
it helps people see that not everyone who is gay is effeminate.
thank you for having the courage to live your life without shame or duplicity.

>>7156159
They're really bad at statistics, because statistics don't hell they'd point.
>>7155924
>Feminism is fighting that.
Is it? It seems more intent on attacking "toxic masculinity" then helping to support people who are outside of the gender norms.

>>7156203
I don't need their approval, it just bothers me that they literally talk shit about me amongst themselves and with other people. It got worse after I talked with someone, who I considered a friend, that I was finding it hard to meet uncloseted masculine gay guys. That person is a very effeminate and closeted guy, who has a well-known past of being emotionally abusive in relationships, and I think he started poisoning some people against me, and the feminist girls got wind of that.
I find it ironic that they'd rather associate with abusive femme guy, really, and that me preferring masculine guys is, to them, such a terrible thing.

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>>7156305

you're never going to get everyone to like you, no matter how much effort you expend. let it go.

it sounds like the femme guy liked you and then got bitter when it wasn't reciprocated and started talking shit about you. this stuff happens all the time to all of us.

some feminist girls are angry at men. they like to see men feminized because it makes men less threatening. maybe they were treated as being inferior for being women, by the men in their lives. now they are still carrying that baggage around and projecting it onto their relationships with people who have nothing to do with the past abuse. this is their problem. it has nothing to do with you.

don't try to appease them by feminizing yourself.
don't back down.
just be you.

stop hanging around them if they are toxic.

>>7155597
Yes
And feminists are shitty because women are shitty

>>7156394

the misogyny is strong with this one...

>>7156496
Damn right.
Fuck women.

>>7156511

Fuck them right in the pussy!

>>7156587
That's disgusting, anon. Take that nasty shit away from here, don't you dare tarnish this place with your pussy talk.

>>7155597
Been out to friends for more than a year, my dad since last December and my mom since last Monday after a big fucking argument.

Share the same opinion on feminism as >>7155712 at least in first world countries. Women got almost all the rights men had over them but almost none of the responsibilities, and they still want even more. They're selfish cunts and their approval doesn't matter.

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So who else /can'tsleep/ ?

I have to get up early to do a reading too. Fuck.

Bright side, I fucking smashed a midterm that over half the classes that take it (on average) fail at my uni.

>tfw weight steadily on the rise

>>7157499
That could be good or bad..

>>7157499
Mirin bulk.

>>7156211
>Is it?
Well by definition feminism is the movement for gender equality. That involves breaking down gender stereotypes like "women should be stay at home mothers" or "men don't cry". And attacking toxic masculinity is all part of that.

>>7158270
Many women want to stay home "in the kitchen" taking care of their family. Lmao at toxic masculinity. Stop hating men for being masculine.

>>7158277
>Many women want to stay home "in the kitchen"
Okay. They can then.
>>7158277
>Stop hating men for being masculine.
I don't. I do, however, feel that society puts a lot of pressure on men to act a certain way and tells men that acting any differently to that is wrong and lessens one as a man. I believe that this pressure is unhealthy and I want to encourage men to be themselves without feeling like they need to bend to any external societal pressure.
The exact same point can be mirrored for women.

>>7158332
Having supporting parents that instill moral values tends to lead to respectable men and women. I wouldn't give society too much credit. Have a strong foundation and your future self will be secure.

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>>7158353
>supporting parents
Of course. But not everyone is given the luxury of good parents. The average parent will have views that reflect that of the society that they exist in. So in order to help our children grow up well adjusted and confident in both their masculinity and femininity we need to target the source of gender inequality and change attitudes towards gender so that our kids can grow up in a world where they're not told how to behave based on their genitals.

>>7158270
>by definition feminism is the movement for gender equality. That involves breaking down gender stereotypes
No it doesn't. Equality doesn't mean you have to break down the differences between two groups. Apples and oranges can both be equally good without demanding apples become more orange like.

>mascgen
>yet again talking about femininity and feminism
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7158332
>pressure on men to act a certain way and tells men that acting any differently to that is wrong and lessens one as a man
This is true though as a person acts more feminine they become less manly in societies' eyes. You can be less of a man and still a person.

Feminism can work on building support and acceptance without attacking masculinity.

>>7158614
>Not sure if shitposting
Talking about feminity goes hand in hand with discussing masculinity.

>>7158649
>trying to rationalize ruining this gen
>trying to rationalize talking about the same exact shit in every single thread again and again
:)

Finally, new here what's up dudes

>>7158800
Yeah not much man. I'm currently sitting at home drinking tea and going mad because it's my rest day. I got my Monzo card in the mail today which is cool.
wbu?

>>7158800
Gotta post naked pics. It's part of mascgen initiation.

>>7158908
>rest day.
Sorry to here that mate. Only day worse then leg day.
Chest and tris today. Favorite lifts of the week.

>>7158966
>Chest and tris
Totally least favourite lifts. Tbf I probably could go to the gym today and do chest and tris, but I had a pretty gnarly bail last night skating down a hill when I was a little bit tipsy and now I'm bruised and sore all over.
I hope my future bf doesn't mind bruises because I seem to have a lot of them quite regularly...

>>7159029
I love bench. I've got a bad back so it was the lift I saw the most progress in in the shortest time. I still bench more then I squat atg.

I always liked bruises. Either you got them doing something manly, or I have them to you in there bedroom. Lol
Or you're just a klutz.
All the options are endearing.

>>7158908
Just glad there is other masc dudes here, All I could find were fem guys and Trans people. I like my masc bros.

>>7159029
In time man.

>tfw gym idol praises your gains.
Best feel in months.

>>7159415
>. I like my masc bros
Agreed. Makes putting up with shitposting tranny worth it.
Sorta like a cozier version of /fit/.

>>7159415
>masc dudes here
LMAO HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE YOU POST WITH IRL OR NAH
I PRAY YOU NEVER DO, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY LOOL

>>7158800
Smoking a joint, eating pizza, going out later

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>>7159454
>Smoking a joint, eating pizza
Got high the other day with a buddy and must have put away 3000+ calories away in a single sitting.

Seriously thinking about using it to help bulk. Lol

>>7159448
Nah man I haven't

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>>7159558
Universally look like shit. Pic related.

>>7159569
Meh

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>>7159558
Ignore the tranny shitposter.

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Ya'll I'm flirting over text with a 6'6 linebacker type dude and he's super into me.

Dubs guesses how I fuck this up

>>7159589
>everyone you dislike is the tranny shitposter
yikes that paranoia can't be healthy

>>7159593
probably by being clingy as per usual desperation
good luck though

>>7159593
Fucking nice.
I'm chatting up this super hot 5'3" guy, who wants the dick something fierce. If he was my size he'd be 280+ lbs of bodybuilt.

I'm not sure how I'm going to fuck it up, but I know I am.

>>7159569
THICC

>>7159589
Don't forget to report it for avatar fagging and ban evasion.

>>7159603
Trannys are so goddamn annoying, frig off randy bobandy

>>7159625
friendly reminder false reports are a bannable offense

>monogamous """""masc""""" men
I can't wait until they hit 50 and realize they wasted their entire lives with a concept that just doesn't work out. But you can't tell young "monogamous" masc men this, they flip out because their entire culture is flipped on its head.

But good luck!

>>7159629
t. avatarfaggot

>>7159637
Are you saying masc men are all sluts?

>>7159700
Don't respond to shit posters m8.
It's just the tranny putting on the full court press.

>>7159700
Not all, but there's a huge desire to be so, largely due to a compound of factors. Getting fit is no joke, it's something everyone should do, but the dangers are real, you will have an intense desire to become a slut.
Because of this, it's very difficult for 'masc' men to stay monogamous. If they are, it's because they lose aesthetics over time and therefore are somewhat trapped. Again, going back to lifting, most do this routinely and in a sort of addictive fashion, so it's very difficult for them to remain monogamous while still lifting.
Applies to straight men too, notice they tend to be in short relationships or open relationships with fit girls. There is no monogamy, and to them it's rational, why be monogamous? What benefits are there that can't be found elsewhere? Pretty much none.

Hopefully I haven't messed with you too much, just given you something to observe about the real world and think about.

>>7159713
>>7159696
>>7159626
Please talk to somebody in your life, it's not healthy to be spending so much time here and assuming everyone is some boogeyman poster.

>>7159727
t. avatarposter

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> reporting shitpost
> post already deleted
Thanks, janitor. Accept this hasubando as a token of gratitude.

>>7159986
>feeling good about deleted posts
Jesus christ please go find something to do with your life. You aren't masc, you're just out of shape and unwanted. Come to accept this reality & stop being so obsessive over a gen.

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>>7159723
>has the willpower to get and stay fit
>doesn't have the same willpower to stay faithful to one man

tip top kek.

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>>7129686
That picture is sickening.

>>7160189
>using my dean gif
>having this much internalized homophobia

>>7160106
What you call willpower isn't actually willpower. It's kind of unfortunate you're confusing core concepts of the human mind.
It's sad you desperately want to rationalize monogamy in your mind as a positive thing in the same vein that getting (and staying) fit is. There are rationally zero benefits to being monogamous. It's an attempt to uphold a tradition that was falsely molded.

This isn't to say you can't be such, I just wish you the best with that endeavor. Hopefully it doesn't turn out bitter.

>>7160211
>t. triggeredbetacuck

>>7159986
Good feel. Shame he dodges bans like it's an Olympic sport. Lol

>>7160271
>>7160279
We actually like you here. Better than all these "fem" retards who pretend they're masc, when in reality they're just out of shape uglies desperate for masc attention.

I guess that's why they hate you so much, you're a better version of what they are.

Roll for next thread edition

>>7160400
Same fagging is stronk edition?

>>7160417
>avatarfag is still posting
Could you at least make it less obvious you fucking retard.

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>>7160400
Of course this would happen.

Greek God edition

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>>7160400
gaga is masc edition

>>7160467
Again, please make it less obvious avatarfag.

>>7155597
> if I try to speak up about homophobia, they ignore me because they say I'm not affected by it because I "don't look gay"
> mfw get shit on by "feminist allies" because I'm "heteronormative" and "reinforce gender stereotypes"

Well what can you expect from those retards. I can't believe the arrongance. That really makes me mad.

Next time they do that you tell them they're straightplainin' you. See their heads blow up from the contradiction. I bet they'll get butthurt and furious too for being exposed as the authoritarian idiots they are.

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>>7160400
lifting edition

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>>7160473
>ignoring rule 3
mea culpa

Rolling for hugs edition

>>7160491
Goddamn the new iOS is dogshit with gifs wtf

>>7160491
gen rules do not trump site rules

>>7160467
>tfw no beast pup sub bf

Rolling for Bench Press Edition

>>7160498
Here's your (You)

>>7160510
Second.
Post your bench, post your tits edition.

>>7160475

Also, I forgot. Them saying it's "wrong" for a gay guy to not be effeminate is esentially homophobia AND heteronormativity (i.e. masculine presentation is only allowed and expected in hetero guys).

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>>7160400
Heresy Edition

>>7160588
Whelp

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>>7160618
Just as planned

New thread
>>7160707
>>7160707
>>7160707