/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

So how aboat dem habs eh?

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>>7128124
What's habs

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>tfw frills sat around for 20 days before leaving for me
>now sitting again
why do they do this?

>>7128131
>What's habs
in canadian """""english"""""", habs is what they call people from montreal

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>>7128124
No socialistic talk

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>>7128124
I didn't know lanlan was Canadian. I want her to come over for a two-four and watch hockey with me.

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God dammit, I was going to go into town today to meet with my job coach, but she called me up to tell me to just apply to stuff online and save me the trip. You're not saving me, you're ruining everything!

>>7128124
I really wasn't sold on the PK trade, and still think it happened for all the wrong reasons, but they're on fire right now. As long as they can keep the team (well, Price and a couple skaters) healthy they should have no problems getting deep into the playoffs.

>>7128136
I said clip/vocaroo sofort!

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>>7128131
The Montreal Canadiens
A hockey team

>>7128136
Хвaлa coциaлизм

>>7128137
Yeah I'm Canadian
Wanna go to an Oilers game and get shittered?

>>7128140
Neat

>>7128128
What part of Canada are you from?
I definitely say aboat when I say about, it's pretty distinct

I have a gig tonight.

Nervous

what a shitstorm, the beard guy is such a huge faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kasiov0ytEc

>>7128147
ikr

Would have liked to see them actually talk about what gender is.

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>tfw everyone just dead names you
>tfw they're probably in the right since you should call people that look like men what they look like
The worst part is that they tell me I don't need ffs to pass. I think they just don't want to tell me it's hopeless.
Is there even any point in trying when all you do is fail?
I should just get drunk with them and let them tell me to detrans. It'll make for a more easily accepted suicide.

>>7128146
Do you know how many people will be in attendance?

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>>7128142
You can not command me!~

>>7128145
Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных
Cплoтилa нaвeки Beликaя Pycь.
Дa здpaвcтвyeт coздaнный вoлeй нapoдoв
Eдиный, мoгyчий Coвeтcкий Coюз!

>>7128145
>Wanna go to an Oilers game and get shittered?
Fuck yeah, buddy. I can bring a mickey.

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Get a clue

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>>7128158
But I want to

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>>7128162
You'll just have to do better than that.

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>>7128161
it me

>>7128160
I got a two-four of luckyyyy

>>7128154
Small gig. About fifty probably.

>>7128161
Stop posting my picture

>>7128139
>Bored at home and wanna leave the house
>Go to store to ask question
>"look online"
I hate the 21st century

People tell me to smile more but idk I think my smile is really goofy

https://unsee.
cc/nigabume/

>>7128174
Yeah don't smile.

>>7128170
Maybe they just wanted you to leave

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>>7128170
>>7128139
>2010, first year student at university
>go out with a bunch of CVs to apply for a part-time job while studying
>"apply online"
>"yeah, we use an online system"
>"we only recruit online"

>>7128174
Cute
>>7128177
What is your problem?
>>7128178
The worst part is online applications are easier to ignore.

>>7128174
Basic a qt

>>7128174
Oh god you're adorbs

>>7128174
It's pretty goofy, but in a cute way.

>>7128170
I used to wish I could apply online to everything so I didn't have to talk to people, but now it's just annoying. Plus, I need any excuse I can get to get out of the house alone, I need to buy more cigs.

>>7128180
I'm just explaining social cues in the hopes you'll gain something.

>>7128173
How consistent do i have to be? I try to take it at the same time everyday, but i wonder if an hour more or less would do any difference

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I feel so sick.

>>7128188
An hour more or less won't make a difference.

>>7128190
thanks for ruining alison brie for me

>>7128187
Filtered.

>>7128196
FYI the shop owners were just trying to filter you IRL.

>>7128190
Withdrawal?

>>7128196
Tocic

>>7128195
If that ruined her for you then you were never even a real fan

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>>7128196

>>7128201
Maybe. Can you have benadryl withdrawal?

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HAOPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!!

>>7128206

haoppy birthday tree

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>>7128203
meh, i'll be okay in 10 minutes once i've forgotten that webm

>>7128206
Omg it's an A list trip!

Happy birthday!

How old are you?

>news lady says suicide rates among trannies and gays are high
>mom looks at me like ;w;
>look back with a big smile
hope i didnt send a wrong message ;o;

>>7128205
idk

>>7128191
Okay thank you.
Tomorrow i'll start taking 4mg - Now i just need to know if i should increase my cypro dosage as well :D

>>7128206
Happy bday beauty

>>7128206
Happy birthday, Redtree

I hope you have a cute birthday.

>>7128204
You're an ass sometimes

>>7128211
You should have grabbed a knife and pressed it to your neck and said "don't tempt me"

>>7128211
Lol something similar happened to me yesterday
>Mum telling me about article she saw that said black trannies are more likely to be murdered
>I just chuckled the whole time
I guess it was one of those so nervous that you start laughing sort of things.
>>7128223
Hi Neptune!

>>7128223
you're right

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> that instant rush you get taking your stimmies

^~^

*paarp*

like this comment or you're mother will die in her sleep

>>7128223
Hi Neptune~

>>7128232
and what if my mother hates me?
dying in her sleep would be a rather peaceful way to go.

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My boyfriend just woke me up by peeing on me.

>>7128232
Subscribed

@7128232
you need to do it with more trickery and artifice, otherwise it has no power

not even going to give you a (you) for this

>>7128226
Hey beautiful ;)
Lol what's up today?
Also plz don't get murdered

>>7128228
No I'm left

>>7128232
HAHAHA jokes on you my mom is already dead

>>7128181
>>7128182
>>7128184
Oh stop

>>7128176
Lol that made me smile a lot

is there a difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

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>>7128232
My parents are good people, but part of me wishes they would die in a freak accident so that I can become independent completely and transition without the guilt of showing them what happened to their son.

I hate that part of me.

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>>7128223
Shakira's been nothing but an autistic neckbearded moron to me and to many
I'm doing her a favor by even taking the time to call out her bullshit instead of ignoring her like everyone else started doing months ago.

>>7128246
Yeah lol, I'm a chick and you're garbanzo.

Heheh, loser.

>>7128242
The way my life is going it's an actual possibility
I'm good, just chilling to some music.
>>7128249
Get fucked you started this. I was down about not passing, you started screaming tru-trans BS at me for no reason, even calling me a man and a trender and you have the audacity to wonder why I don't like you? I even tried to bury the hatchet with you after Akaka swore you were a decent person but nope you're still throwing random snide comments my way

>>7128252
Wow

I was going to say I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face

>>7128248
>My parents are good people, but part of me wishes they would die in a freak accident
i don't think you inherited that particular trait from them, anon

*tranny comes on tv*
*ultrahon with sparse bobcut and old man voice*

>>7128248
P-persimmon??

If that's you I miss you.

>>7128248
I usually wish that I would be the one to die in a freak accident

>>7128257
> STOP DISLIKING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7128262
Oh snap I was on TV?

>>7128262
Stealth trannys don't wanna get busted.

>>7128260
Believe me, I've never considered myself a good person. Not even close.

>>7128257
you need to take shitposting a bit less seriously - you insult people all day, but flip out when it's turned back on you, even in a joking way

Sissies>Trannies

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I hate the word transgender, I wanna be a grill, not a '"""transgender"""

also
does anyone have work experience at IKEA? i wanna work there desu senpaichi

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>>7128277
>I hate the word transgender, I wanna be a grill, not a '"""transgender"""
The only people who disagree with you are special snowflake attention whores.

>>7128277
girl>trans>transgender>tranny>man

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>>7128257
>you started screaming tru-trans BS at me for no reason, even calling me a man and a trender and you have the audacity to wonder why I don't like you?
I literally didn't, you're just too hopelessly autistic to actually understand what I was saying
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6964237/#q6964266

And your attempts to bury the hatchet basically involved saying "I'm right and I'm better than you but I'll forgive you"
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6971564/#6971980

You literally insult people all the time, if you can't take a little (well earned) abuse then just don't.

>>7128270
Most people seem like they take these threads way too seriously. A product of having no redeeming qualities in real life?

>>7128233
Hey anon~

>>7128246
I know this joke...

>>7128249
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Im only referring to how you started something needlesly again, idrc about your or her history. I get annoyed when anyone does it not just you.

>>7128257
Sounds fun, I'm about to cook some food

>>7128248
>>7128234
Take it from someone who thought this way then actually lost their parent. It's never as good as you'd hoped

>>7128277
>I hate the word transgender, I wanna be a grill, not a '"""transgender"""
iktf
The problem with just being mtf instead of ((((transgender)))) is that it implies that you're working towards being a girl, and a lot of people prefer to just stay in that awkward middle-zone.

>>7128277
i understand your hatred of the word, but we should be careful not to deny reality

>>7128278
>i would rather suffer a painful gender change than be a homo
heh, oh christine

>>7128284
>It's never as good as you'd hoped
I'm so sorry, I didn't know...
I guess I should value my relationships more, huh...

>>7128284
Neptune, should i kill myself?

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>>7128280
>And your attempts to bury the hatchet basically involved saying "I'm right and I'm better than you but I'll forgive you"
Ow, this felt bad to read. Just had to hear that exact thing from the only person I care for after she told me I'm a terrible person, not accepting it means losing her forever.

Why can't life be drama free?

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>>7128284
But she's so goddamn funny when she's angry

>>7128293
Because low IQ people also want to feel important

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Will it matter if I have a male forehead area? My forehead is sloped but my browridge isn't that big, it could pass but the sloped forehead makes it look protrusive like a male brow

Is it going to pass? Idk if forehead matters because I don't remember ever looking at someones forehead, ever.

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I ordered a pizza with hollandaise sauce and diced chicken.

>>7128293
>Why can't life be drama free?
because that'd be boring

it gives me the heebie-jeebies to imagine a world or even an mtfg where people all get along happily and support each other

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Do I have androgynous skull?

>>7128280
Oh yes I remember, I said that immediate girlmode isn't the only way and you sperged out. You're a spoilt brat who can't handle someone having different opinions to yourself.

If you read those posts that you quoted you will see that Akaka does not share your views that "I don't try" and "will never be a woman". Could it be that only you who incidentally has no idea what I look like has these views?

Why are you even still talking to me?

If you're not autistic then surely you can get the message that I don't like you and I don't want to talk to you so please fuck off and don't reply to me ever again. All these butthurt replies are creepy like you're obsessed with me or something.
>>7128284
I think Elanna has some sort of personality disorder, she can't stop obsessing over the progress of my transition despite knowing nothing about me.

>>7128277

>I hate the word transgender, I wanna be a grill, not a '"""transgender"""

>tfw people see you with an asterisk next to your gender

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I have a big nose and chin, but my chin is hiding my jaw which is actually abnormally small. Like small enough to cause joint issues and mangled teeth.

That's good right? I can have the chin and nose reduced so a tiny jaw would look feminine, right?

>>7128298
It makes a difference. It's something you don't think about but subconsciously it's one of the strongest gender markers

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>>7128303
Oh god my sides
You really are clueless

>>7128293
Because some people just don't know how to empathise

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>>7128304
>people see you with an asterisk next to your gender
Hmm, that's an interesting idea. We could rearrange the categories so that there's:
>boy
>girl
>girl* (girl with a few T&Cs)

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>decided to check out my college's lgbt group
>knock on the door, get a very terse "what" from the lady who opened it. spitting image of a tumblr stereotype, beginning to think this was a mistake.
>ask if this is the lgbt group
>get a very terse, "yes, what about it"
>say that i'm interested in joining
>she gives me a death stare and says "white males are not welcome here" then closes the door

s-so much for passing

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>>7128298
If it doesn't bother you and you don't get clocked who cares?
Depends on how prominent it is in my case I want to get me fixed tho. Will probably never be able to afford it.

>>7128313
girl (male)

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Who else /ready for death/ here
>>7128314
>things that didn't happen

>>7128310
I think you should stop replying to her desu, you're really starting to look like an autist.

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>>7128305
>tfw abnormally large chin and jaw

>>7128300
>tfw Juuzou passes way better than me without even trying
Why can't i be that cute?

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>freaking out about skull shape, jaw shape, chin shape, nose shape, all seemingly pre-hrt
>tfw all of my "strong jaw" problems were minimized by hormones
>tfw I've seen girls who've had their chin problems kinda fade into the background after years of hrt
god this place can be autistic at times.

>>7128310
>Because some people just don't know how to empathise
this basically summarizes how shakira acts imo

>tfw too dumb to learn how to use GNU/Linux
:C

>>7128289
Yeah. Idk. It's different for everyone.

>>7128291
No
Absolutely not

>>7128295
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't think that's a very healthy way to look at things. Being mean should never be fun.

>>7128303
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She's gonna do what she's gonna do so I guess just ignore her

>>7128319
Me me me
Still looking for people to do a group suicide :D

>>7128293
relatable. I don't know anon, I really don't

>>7128328
Aww.. why not? ._.

>>7128321
This - Shakira is too far gone, but we can still save Elanna at this point in time.

>>7128325
Uuh his testicles got cut off that's cheating.

eewwww egg bed

>>7128327
GNU *plus* Linux

>>7128206
<3

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>>7128321
I'm literally just giving her a sentence or two and watching the fireworks at this point.
The shakira show has probably played itself out for this morning though, and I have errands to run

>>7128328
The fun isn't from the being mean, the fun is really more the same kind of feeling one gets from watching a train derailment in slow motion.

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IVE WORKED IT OUT

THE SHEER INABILITY TO HAVE THE HUMILITY TO TAKE ADVICE AND TO TAKE A MINOR SNIDE COMMENT IN STRIDE

SHA(KIRA)KISHOU

she is the reincarnation

>>7128319
>Who else /ready for death/ here
not just yet

i want to die at the climax of all the happenings - feeling fulfilled that i witnessed them all, but not having to deal with any of the fallout.

>>7128327
I mean, anyone can desu. If I can than you can senpai.
>>7128341
That's how you say it tho. the/ is when written.
>>7128345
That pic hurts..

>>7128341
>>7128327
Oh wow i thought it was a meme that /g/ consists of traps

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>>7128298
this
>>7128301
place
>>7128302
is
>>7128303
fucking
>>7128305
giving
>>7128310
me
>>7128319
aids
>>7128322
just
>>7128333
fucking
>>7128334
stop
>>7128345
ok??????????????????

>>7128328
Well there you have it from the horse's mouth, she's deliberately trying to upset me for no reason. This is childish. Oh well losers need to seek attention in order to make their life mean something I guess.

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>nails grew out
>shaped them a bit with a file
>feels weird like I shouldn't have long nails
>kind of like them
>feel dysphroic for liking girly things

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So which one of you freaks died while I was away

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>>7128351
>not already having aids
Doing it rong

>>7128359
Neptune said i shouldn't kill myself.

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holly shit is suppose to be like that? Like I have two 12mm holes in my frontal sinus.

>>7128357
>tfw never tried nail polish
It's because I fear I won't be able to get it all off quickly and without a trace

>>7128351
KAYLA 2.0

>>7128361
Where can I get one of them hats?

>>7128365
wtf skeletons post in mtfg?

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>>7128357
why is it common for dysphoria in MTFs to be triggered by liking or wanting to engage in feminine things? girls like girly things (usually), and if you're making the transition to being a girl, it makes sense that you like to do girly things too

i'm too emotionally dumb to get it

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>>7128357
>feels weird like I shouldn't have long nails
When I was a freshman in HS, I started growing my nails out because I thought it looked better than way, and I was explicitly told that I shouldn't have long nails because it's weird.

>>7128361
>Doing it rong
>tfw I'm serious about all this shit pissing me off to no end
>shakira being an autistic faggot
>elanna being a retard and not ignoring the autistic faggot
>basic being an autistic faggot yesterday
>pleb being an autistic faggot every day
>me being an autistic faggot and going to the trap thread on /b/ for a self esteem boost because I'm so exhausted just trying to put up with all this shit

it'd probably be better for my mental health if I leave and never come back

>>7128367
Get out of the closet and go get a manicure

>>7128377
sounds like a personal problem

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>>7128373
>Where can I get one of them hats?
Ask Nikky

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yum

>>7128376
Because
>>7128377
We were told we were disgusting and weird for doing it before

I've been painting my nails since I was 12, but I had to hide it

>>7128362
What about fat maddie
She dead?

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>>7128347
Suddenly, it all makes sense

>>7128377
Don't take this place so seriously, it's just banter

>>7128373
Idk I want one too

>tried to get makeup in person 10 min ago
>almost had panic attack
Life sucks

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I really wanna make another steak

>>7128329
Let's do this shit m8
>>7128348
I don't know when or if that climax is coming for me, things always look pretty hopeless
>>7128388
Hugg Kayla

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>>7128357
>>feel dysphroic for liking girly things
dysphoria, unease or fear?
>>7128384
>We were told we were disgusting and weird for doing it before
Yep...

>>7128387
I might just get some made.
How many should I put down to order?

>>7128381
Maga in my mtfg?

>>7128359
Bully me

Does anyone have a nice guide on how to pluck eyebrows correctly?

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>>7128380
it really is.

>>7128384
I painted them once, and my mom was like really visibly uncomfortable with it. I couldn't exactly hide anything I did without doing it in the middle of the night, in the dark.

>>7128387
>I literally didn't, you're just too hopelessly autistic to actually understand what I was saying
>it's just banter
you really make me sad sometimes.

>>7128384
>We were told we were disgusting and weird for doing it before
i guess that makes sense actually

>>7128375
I did 3d scan of my skull today. And I fond out I have two holes in my head that aren't suppose to be there.

>>7128388
Have you considered a therapist tog et over your fear of girlmode? I know how you feel but the difference between you and me is that you failed boymode months ago
>>7128389
That steak is not properly cooked, looks a bit pink and I can see blood. Also why are you eating it with crisps?

>>7128396
No but thank god thats one thing i know how to do right

>>7128389
was this hard? it looks so good :3

>>7128403
>That steak is not properly cooked, looks a bit pink and I can see blood. Also why are you eating it with crisps?
it looks perfect to me.

>>7128389
>steak with doritos
What the fuck

>>7128406
Can you show a pic?

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>>7128398
I'll put it this way
I can give legitimate advice to shakira, and I have. Calling her autistic was not banter, she is literally autistic.

However, generally when she spergs out for multiple paragraphs that's when I start just poking her with a stick.

>>7128395
Order one for me pls

>>7128403
>have you ever considered a therapist to help you get over your fear of girlmode
I R o n y

>>7128403
>That steak is not properly cooked, looks a bit pink and I can see blood
You're not supposed to cook it all the way through, otherwise it goes kinda tough and chewy.

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When I was a kid I looked like Natalie Portman, people teased me by calling me Queen Amidala. In theory would HRT and FFS make look like her again? That'd be cool.

>>7128403
>Have you considered a therapist tog et over your fear of girlmode?
No, im just on edge because im not done eith electrolysis yet

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>>7128411
This is a good one to show you where the start arch and end should be. Then this according to how you want them

>>7128408
>>7128414
When all the blacks are genocided by the Trump administration this will be the sort of """""""""cooking"""""""""""" that humanity has to look forward to.

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>my boymode passes

>>7128415
It will make you look younger so yeah you have pretty good chance to go back to that state.

>>7128396
you wanna pluck them into a specific shape. They should be soft arches starting around where your nose meets your brow.

>>7128413
>trying to give advice
>that's when I start just poking her with a stick.
yeah, this is a perfect way to get people to listen

>>7128377
basic isn't autistic, she's just insecure, and pleb and elanna are just shitposters

you're almost sarah-tier levels of crazy, but you're a cool guy sometimes

>>7128415
wtf

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>>7128417
I think this method is much better when you have wide nose and more manly shape.

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>diagnosed with brain tumour

I win again mtfg. No transition for me

>>7128428
say hi to kira when you get to brain tumor heaven

>>7128419
i get a sniffly nose from even the mildest curries, some people just don't have the genetics to deal with cajun spices and all that shit, y'know

>>7128428
Like seriusly? Oh my god I'm so sorry!

>>7128415
If oyu ever seen a girl who looks like could be your sis, that's you on hrt.

>>7128428
Lucky, you get to die soon. What a dream come true

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>>7128431
No

I have defeated you.

>>7128425
I'M NOT INSECURE I'M CONFIDENT AND STUFF

>>7128332
Because I would be sad and I'm too busy to grieve right now
Also what other anons would I talk to then?

>>7128345
But that's a horrible thing to get enjoyment from. The fact that you do it for fun at all regardless of your justification is incredibly bothersome.
I know Shakira goes off the rails easily, that doesn't make you setting her off just for fun any better.
If anything, I've seen how you are an incredibly reactionary person so I don't think you're in any place to talk about her being a derailing train.

>>7128356
You need to stop getting sucked into it though, it's obviously does no good for anyone and it never will.

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>>7128428
Don't be silly, now you have to transition. Nothing left to lose.

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>>7128424
I've given up on getting her to listen
Besides, by this point shakira wouldn't listen to anything that came from me anyways.

You can't reason with some people. The best I can do is maybe sprinkle some truth into any interaction I have with her and hope that there's at least a handful of neurons left in there to fire.

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>>7128417
>>7128424
>>7128427
Do i have to cut my eyebrows? My brow hair seems thicker and longer than in those pictures.
But my tweezers still don't pluck many hairs.

>>7128413
Have you considered that people are capable of giving advice while simultaneously have trouble following it themselves?
Does this make it any less valid in your eyes?

>>7128439
Oh okay, i don't want to make you sad, but there are a lot of anons you could talk to.
For example >>7128441 posted a funny gif

How tf do people like steak above MEDIUM
i dont GET IT
>>7128403
Its medium rare.
Thats how I like it cooked.
>>7128408
My mom wanted them so when we shared the steak I made chips with them
>>7128407
nah
took like
25 minutes as far as all preparation.
it was
soooOOOOO fucking goood
>>7128442
Apparently she can't be reasoned with can she

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I have pretty thick eyebrows so I just thin them out as much as I can - without looking old.

>>7128454
>posted a funny gif
In reply to an anon saying she has a tumor in her brain.

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>>7128207
thank you!!!!
>>7128210
im 22 and i want to die!!!!
>>7128221
i have on a nice sheet mask rn!!
>>7128222
well kaylee is here so it might be cute and sexy!!
>>7128236
i hope kaylee pees on me!!!
>>7128343
kiss kiss

>>7128454
But none of them desire to talk to me because I'm annoying and dumb
But you're pretty nice

>>7128447
missed post reference
>>7128460

>>7128415
Fucking hell you really looked like her
I'd say no, your eyes look different now
You fucked up, why did you let testosterone destroy that? I mean you look good as a man but you don't want to be a man do you?
>>7128428
This is the second tranny to get cancer in a month, is something in the pills?????
>>7128439
Remember Planet Nine?
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/10/new-dwarf-planet-points-planet-nine
>>7128442
>>7128448
I clearly stated that the difference between us is that Kayla failed boymode and has a full pair of tits. This makes her continued boymode preposterous. That is in no way comparable to someone who is still mid transition.

>>7128469
>You fucked up, why did you let testosterone destroy that?
These are a lot of reasons why she would have done that. Probably the same ones as our dumb mid twenties asses.
Don't be nasty

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>>7128377
>seeing your face for what it is is autistic

>>7128459
>How tf do people like steak above MEDIUM
low-quality opinions that stem from having poor taste

i don't really like steak anyway though - beef is best when it's stewed

>>7128463
Well i wouldn't know how to cheer someone up otherwise

>>7128465
Huh, i thought you were really smart and helpful :o

>>7128472
That's true, I'm sorry.

>>7128474
If you serve rare steak in Jamaica you get alughed at.

>>7128439
>Also what other anons would I talk to then?
You already have a Snicklerdoodle and an Evangeline, don't be greedy.

>>7128469
You literally said you are never going to go girlmode until you get ffs. You are in absolutely no position to criticise other people's mental hangups about going full-time.
At least kayla has a therapist, you could seriously use one.

>>7128439
Nep, you really need to step back for a second and analyse this situation. I know you haven't been around a long time so I can understand how maybe you're willing to give her the benefit of a doubt. I can assure you that any ire directed at her from me and from anyone else has been earned many many times over.

>>7128459
Medium is best steak
I want to have dinner with Isla, she likes a lot of the food I like.
I'll even cook for you :)

>>7128469
Fair enough

Also yeah I haven't heard about that in awhile. Didn't they think Sedna was planet nine at one point? Would be pretty cool if they actually found what they are looking for since it completes all the planetary models for our solar system formation as we currently understand it.

>>7128477
Well
Not everyone thinks that
But I try to be!
I want to be everyone's friend and I love everyone

>>7128351
What's your problem with my post about Juuzou's balls?

>>7128481
>If you serve rare steak in Jamaica you get alughed at.
GOOD THING I'M NOT IN JAMAICA THEN

does anyone wear hip pads or anything? my bra makes me feel like im cheating already so might as well...

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It finally arrived :3

>>7128492
I'm considering it. My shr is so fucked.

>>7128485
No they thought it or Eris was planet ten back when Pluto was still a planet. This planet nine is a proper planet that's a "super-Earth" apparently. Unfortunately there probably won't be ayys because it's so far from the sun but who knows maybe there's some tidal heating or greenhouse effect going on. We need to get a probe there ASAP but muh 200 AU
>>7128491
Jamaica is not my favourite place on the planet.

>>7128415
Better starting point than me pham
If you can afford ffs you won't look like Natalie Portman but you will be beautiful

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>>7128435
>>7128441
>>7128428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEvHtyokG8A

Thank you, Cancer.
nervous system out of range.
Still no stroke detonation.
Something's not right.
Too much time has gone by.
Transition barrier's about to be breached.
One minute.
Cancer, come on.
Press that button.
- We're goin' back and do it ourselves.
- Just don't. Wait one minute.
- Testosterone, we're about
to cross the threshold.
- Come on, Cancer, Press the button.
Colonel Brain, l'm askin' you.
Just one more minute!
Press the button, Cancer.
Come on.
Cancer'll do it. l know it.
He doesn't know how to fail.
We win, Y-Chromosome!
Press it!

We have detonation.
Confirming detonation.
Both hemispheres are gonna decease
by 400 seconds...
and most of the transexual feelings
have been vaporized.
- Reaper, we're comin' home.
- We copy that, testosterone.
Yo, cancer. You the man.

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>>7128485
I wish you would love me like i love you ._.

upvote this post if you love your girlfriend

>>7128498
pats. nice.
>>7128502
it would make 80% of us pass desu.

can i ask a surgeon to take fat from my shoulders and put it elsewhere? lol. also why tf isnt a shoulder shave a thing??

>>7128484
>any ire directed at her from me and from anyone else has been earned
That's the thing though, that fundamentally goes against how I believe in treating people. I get that you are not me but no one ever "earns ire" from me. It's situational and contextual. You could decide to rip into me right now if you wanted and I'd just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and talk to you again another day like it was nothing.
Being angry and reactionary is something I've spent much of my life actively working to expel from my personality, and it's made me a much happier person.
I try to be friends with everyone because I love everyone.
I love you too Elanna, you're really helpful to lots of people and usually fun to talk to, even if you take my jokes and comments too seriously a lot, but I also love Shakira because she likes things I like and is nice to me. But today you acted unprovoked and that is all I am referring to because I don't know your history and idrc

>>7128483
B-but... They talk to lots of people not just me.

Fuck is it true that you muricans just accept your fate and die with tumors or cancer? Like your healthcare doesn't cover that shit?

>>7128485
no im cooking
and its gonna be medium rare.
^-^

>>7128513
Tbh, I'd still be in the 20%.

>>7128516
an ambulance ride can cost 2k

>>7128498
looks like they forgot to put toppings on it

>>7128516
Their life expectancy is the lowest in the West for a reason
>>7128521
LMFAO how can one country be so cucked?

>>7128519
try make up. you already look mostly like a girl. not maximizing ur efforts isnt going to make anything better.

>>7128516
People with brain tumours aren't known for their longevity, ano.

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My brows look like this. How can I make them look more feminine?

>>7128469
I'm not a tranny. I'm a repressor.

I prayed to God to release me from this curse and he has granted my wish

I will die by his will. Not my own hands. Suicide is a sin.

While you will live on as sinners

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>>7128514
I literally talk to you all day everyday, senpai

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>>7128530

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>>7128459
>i dont GET IT
me neither :/
I grew up with my dad being able to grill perfect medium-rare steaks every time. When I go to other people's houses and get served charcoal, I just don't get it.
you should totally add me on other stuff, I like talking with you, but I hate the thread.

>>7128514
I have no quarrel with you, and why would I rip into you? You've been nothing but nice, even if we disagree on a lot of things. This is really a long standing thing and has been an issue consistently, and I know you really don't care, but that's a large part of why it's even happening.

I think it's noble to never want to have beef with anyone, but in practice this just means people are going to walk all over you. I've learned to take the more moderate approach of being nice to people by default, and eventually not dealing with people's shit if they're constantly being a shitty person to you or others. I don't think that's unreasonable. Being nice is the default state, ire is earned.

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>>7128527
Not with my profile. I need ffs.

>>7128530
At least show your eyesockets and nose it's very hard to judge brow alone.

>>7128525
idk senpai a lot sucks but lot is good too

There's a women on the news that sounds like a man

>>7128518
That's fine, I don't mind med rare
You can make the streaks and I'll make the sides. What do you want with it?
We should get a nice wine with it too

>>7128511
But I do love you
You're nice and talk to me and that's 50% of what people have to do to get me to love them >~>

>>7128530
Pulling the camera back.

>>7128532
Oh
That's really sad
Being a girl is fun desu

I don't cum buckets anymore and this is seriously bothering me. I want to eat cum and I hardly make any now! How do I fix it without stopping HRT?!

>>7128537
ok then
>>7128547
edie where the fuck are you

>>7128514
>B-but... They talk to lots of people not just me.
Yeah, but they don't share Snickerlewdles or Evangelewds with anyone else.

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>>7128547
lern 2 fap

>>7128535
ohhh
add me on discord
Alois#9989 oo:
we could talk there i you want
idont normally initiate convo tho
>>7128540
yes
wine and uhhmm
potatoes are nice
boiled or roasted
>>7128547
i cant even
comment on this

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>now the doctor asked "why are you smiling, it's a brain Tumor"

>mfw single digit survival rate

>>7128543
Being a freak isn't fun

This is the happiest I have felt in years. I get to escape your tortuous existence.

Enjoy slogging for the next 60 years

>>7128543
>Being a girl is fun desu
i thought you lived alone, avoided people, and didn't use girl mode?

>>7128543
>being a girl is really fun
How would you know?

>>7128548
If my jaw, chin and browbone weren't massive id be able to contour them...

>>7128554
>Enjoy slogging for the next 60 years
you might not want to jinx it, anon

imagine being reborn as a chinese peasant farmer or something

>>7128537
looks completely like a girl.

Couple hours til gig and I'm already kind of drunk.

>>7128540
I want to hug you~

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Targeted ads on point, help me repress more 4chan

>>7128547
do you know what hormone replacement therapy is? are you doing informed consent? i can't believe anyone would ever give you hormones.

>>7128552

I fap just fine! It doesn't matter if I do it or someone else gets me off, it's just a small dribble!

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>>7128560
I'll just commit suicide again

Or better yet I get reborn as a cis girl and troll you all

>>7128569
walk away from your computer screen

>>7128555
>>7128556
I'm a girl indoors.
>>7128547
IIRC tranny pornstars cycle their mones but this is also why Bailey Jay is going bald.

>>7128503
Ah
I'm doubtful that it is anything significant or is anything other than just a dirty ice ball
We need to build a moon base to send probes out farther and fastest lol moon base never

>>7128533
N-no

>>7128536
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're gonna do what you're gonna do I guess. Not my place to criticize.
Hugg elanna

>>7128551
But I've never gotten either of those!
Snick is too bashful and Eva doesn't talk to anyone outside of here.
I'm really not that important don't kid yourself

>>7128553
How about mac n cheese?

>>7128563
Hugg <3 ily

>>7128567

so...what you're telling me is...there's no secret to making yourself make more cum?

>>7128561
Girls don't have my brow, or my jaw, or my massive chin.

>>7128562
being kind of drunk is good, just to take the edge off the nerves

save the heavy drinking for after the show though, when you can trash up the hotel room and do lines of coke off a stripper's naked body

>>7128577
if a tree girls in a forest with no around, does it have a gender?

>>7128579
get on testosterone

>>7128581
>Tfw nobodys done lines of coke off my body
I hate this

>>7128522
There's hollandaise sauce cheese and chicken.

>>7128578
I wanna hear your voice :<

>>7128578
MHM

>>7128577

I was originally planning on staying on low doses and/or cycling, but ended up wanting this more than I initially realized.

>>7128586
NEVER!

>>7128587
i'm too poor for coke, but i can bring some flour and we can pretend

i also have cranberry juice that we can pretend is red wine

>>7128553
>idont normally initiate convo tho
me neither .__.
I'll just add you because fuck it whatrvr

>>7128537
Your tongue, you probably keep it at the floor instead of celling of your mouth.

That's why your muscles go down.

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>>7128428
Kick cancer's ass.

>>7128578
I have no idea why Musk doesn't aim for a moon base, so much easier than a Mars base and would even help his Mars base plans.
>>7128584
Lmao

>>7128596
I can get cocaine and real wine
Let's party

>>7128577
>but this is also why Bailey Jay is going bald.
Why do bad things have to happen to good people?

Good evening or whichever time of the day it is at your place.
Is it not too late to start mtf stuff at 22? Still thin as a crisp, dunno if that's a good thing for it. Probably is.

>>7128578
yes this works well
>>7128597
ayy
well i mena
if you ever wanna talk we can
>>7128595
there isnt a way
girls don't cum a lot
>>7128605
because she cycles her hrt

my boobs haven't hurt this much since like....2-3 months on hrt ;~;

>>7128609
Why don't my boobs start to hurt? ;__;

>>7128425
Thank you, somebody with sanity, Jesus fucking Christ

The persecution complexes on here are so unhealthy

>>7128608

omg I'm gonna cry. No more anal creampies Q_Q

lmao I do this all the time, IGNORE ME, I was looking at super old posts

>>7128577
>IIRC tranny pornstars cycle their mones
I know in Bailey's case she doesn't take them anymore so that her dick is still big and capable. Unfortunate part of dedicating to being a top in porn.

If she just let herself get fucked in the ass all day she could be like Sarina, but her working dick matters since her ass is off limits.

>>7128617
Wow, that's really sad honestly

I hope she's ok long-term, linetrap was pretty much my first introduction to like... Anything trans

>>7128591
Nooooo
My voice is uggo man
I've never voice trained lmao kill me senpai

>>7128592
N O
O

>>7128601
>expecting Musk to do anything the logical way rather than the dick waving contest way

>>7128608
Fuck now I'm really hungry for this dinner we're planning.
I might have to go to the store later >>

>>7128609
>Talking about your boobs on the internet
l-lewd snickerdoodle

>>7128603
>I can get cocaine and real wine
i'm not sure i approve of the people you mingle with - you're supposed to be innocent and naive

you don't happen to know any international arms dealers do you? (just asking for a friend)

>>7128617
>>7128621
The things people do for money
>>7128623
And that is why he will fail. The Falcon Heavy will never launch, too many delays, not enough super heavy experience and once that flops it will be obvious that he's full of shit.

>>7128606
thats when I started and i think I look fine

>>7128529
My cousin's son had brain tumour when he was 8. Got everything fixed for free.

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>>7128623
I'm sure you sound cute :3
Can you tell me a bedtime story?

>>7128633
Yeah but he wasn't American.

>>7128633
It varies a lot from case to case, anon. It's more complicated than just getting it "fixed"

>>7128630
Thanks!

>>7128623
they hurt, nepnep :c
and
YES
E
S

>>7128640
t. Insurance company that doesn't want to pay

>>7128625
>you're supposed to be innocent and naive
Where did you get this from?
I thought I was supposed to be older power bitch

I'm sure I know people with connections to the IRA but I doubt you want potato launchers

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Someone save me from ember ok.

>>7128598
Yeah! Lemme try that.
that might help, but the bones are still really wonky desu.....

>>7128649
*Ties you down for Lady Ember to collect*

>>7128629
Unfortunately disappointing for the industry but could be an overdue awakening for all the lofty claims out there.
I just wish more would pursue those dreams the way he does, we'd make real progress that way.

>>7128637
Umm... Sure gimmie a few minutes.

>>7128644
Same, my chest keeps hurting and it's like ugh what do I do

Does Charlotte act so aggressive and mannish because they look like a man, or are those things unrelated?

>>7128645
Are you retarded? You realize how early it's caught has a lot to do with it right?

>>7128642
just remember that it takes a lot of time, like real puberty

>>7128657
t.
>>7128655
He still hasn't even reused a rocket. I want to believe but damn it's not looking good.

>>7128658
I know, it takes a lot of time and patience. I'll keep looking into it.

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>>7128647
>I'm sure I know people with connections to the IRA but I doubt you want potato launchers
well, i'm british, so if you could keep them as far away as possible, that'd be nice

>I thought I was supposed to be older power bitch
no, you're the older lady who mostly users the internet for cooking recipes and reposts cat pictures on facebook that first appeared about a decade ago

>>7128662
>t.
Forgot that having conversation with an autist is basically impossible. No wonder nobody here actually likes you.

>>7128667
Also don't come here, I was perfectly positive abotu my transition until I started tripping here.

>>7128668
>well, i'm british
SASNAIGH FUCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48

>>7128667
good girl

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>>7128669