/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

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>>7127100
I mean, you may have done exactly that
I did the same for a while, and there was very much a period where I felt like a really pathetic excuse for a girl that didn't deserve to call herself one. Just keep pressing on, you'll get there

>>7127117
Nah, I can see the train of thought
Still that's funny

>>7127118
Why?
Am I not allowed to be happy about something that's a milestone?

Finally, an edition for me!

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>tfw if 4chan dies your entire trans support system will fall apart
There is no other place for MtFs to be horrible people anonymously and post sad shit and anime girls. We'll be stuck with Susan's, Laura's, leddit, and tumblr. Ugh.

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>>7127129

Hey Elanna. Would you like to share your contact info with me?

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>When you shitpost for a couple hours about sandwiches and the thread just flies by
My life really.

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ughhh, hoow do i even begin to stop hating myself???
>>7126876
pls

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>>7127124
cigarettes make me feel sick nowadays.

well, it's getting very late.
i'd better get some rest.
goodnight, everyone
>& yes, i am a huge blaire white fan

>>7127129
What kind of life you must have if stupid shit is milestones for you.

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tfw glum tranny
>>7127138
i'd start by not posting so much about it
it might help

>>7127143
idek how to do that ;-;
my posts are p much waht i think all th time ;-;

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>>7127133
This can't be true. This can't be true. This can't be true. You're lying. You're a liar.

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>>7127129
Thank you Elanna
You helped a lot tonight
I'm gonna go to bed
Thank you
>>7127132
>Pretty much me. I never expressed myself or acted outgoing because I always felt like I had to restrict myself and act in a way that wasn't natural to me.
I was always too afraid to express myself how I wanted to be pre-transition
I could never do it
But now I feel much more comfortable doing and being whatever I wanna be
Some days it's still a bit challenging and takes confidence but
It's not nearly like I was before where I was too embarrassed over tiny things

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>>7127134
Yeah, 4chan shutting down would actually be a huge problem for me. I don't have any friends, let alone ones I can be open about being trans with. This is where I planned on being to help me get through my transition.

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>>7127135
Idk, I'm on discord and skype so infrequently these days that I'm not sure it's really worth it ;~;

>>7127140
Yeah, you're right, feelings are really gay n stuff

>>7127145
I've never seen these alleged ejaculation webms, so I'm not yet inclined to believe them.

>>7127148
Comment on phantom penises please.

Does chara act the same way 1 on 1 as she does on here?

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>>7127146
>tfw she doesn't thank me for adding nothing to the conversation.

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>>7127148

I'm also a rare Skyper anyway. Probably better off just chatting in the threads.

Good night, everyone.

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oh fuck yes work got direct deposit working for me in time for today's paycheck
MONEY IN DA BANK TIME TO BUY NICE SHIT
A new coat sounds real good

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>>7127150
I only once experienced phantom limb, and it was within 24 hours of having the thing chopped off.

There was an ejaculation webm
However
It was very clear that the person that was in this webm was on testosterone.

>>7127154
Goodnight ^^

>>7127146
Goodnight Grace, I hope you're feeling better tomorrow

>>7127154
sweet dreams
>>7127144
in that case i truly don't know
maybe just self control to prevent yourself from making those posts, but you're still thinking about the self hate so idk how much it'd help :(
i just don't want you to wallow in the self hate, and it feels like the posting is doing just that

>>7127158
>It was very clear that the person that was in this webm was on testosterone.
Haha, what. Who does this

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>>7127161
I have no idea
But their ejaculate was white and they had male pattern body hair
It was pretty gross

DEAD

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I've spent the past 12 hours curled up, drinking lots of soup, crying, and watching Teen Titans Go.

Should I sleep?

>>7127170
tfw dead inside
>>7127171
is there any reason you're doing all that
and yes cute girls need their beauty sleep

>>7127170
Same time EVERY night

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>>7127173
>is there any reason you're doing all that
Sad day, I was gonna do it until I stop crying but that was 12 hours ago. At least I'm occasionally giggling.

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>tfw you are woken up by your brother playing louf music.

>>7127181
Incest is the only solution

>>7127180
Do you want to hold hands and watch things together?

>>7127181
rood
my brother also plays music super loud
you can hear it from a few houses away
nobody seems to care but me .-.
>>7127180
sad days are no fun ;_;
hope things get better

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>>7127183
Yes, but we can't.

>>7127184
>hope things get better
I feel like I'll be more sad tomorrow.

>>7127186
Why can't we?

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>>7127189
Too far away. Everyone is too far away.

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>>7127182
Thats LEWD Elanna.

I'M WARMING UP
I feel it in my bones
I am fucking very cold
come on radiator
radiator
come on radiator
radiator

>>7127191
We can pretend! It helps me...

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>>7127186
>nobody will ever care enough to do this for you

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>>7127195
Makes me feel more sad, because I've never done that before with anyone. Makes me sad that I don't know what cuddling feels like.

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>>7127196
This might be the cutest fucking thing thats ever made me want to cry.

>tfw will never be someones sushi roll

>>7127198
I've never done it either... I wish I could Im so lonely.

>>7127200
It seems really nice. The only thing I've ever hugged is a pillow.

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>>7127182
Fuck no

>>7127184
My whole family cares but won't do anything about it

>people pee in the shower

WHAT THE FUCK

>>7127210
Kiwi pees in my mouth.

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>>7127207
But incest is wincest

>>7127192
I would never lewd

>>7127210
Are you saying you don't? It just goes down the drain.

>>7127213
NO EWW WTF I JUST FOUND OUT PEOPLE DO THIS

>>7127212
I wouldn't incest with him

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>>7127215
Have you ever heard of wafflestomping?

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>>7127217
n-no? whats that?

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>>7127218
It's when you shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

>>7127218
NO
SHIELD YOUR INNOCENT EYES
>>7127207
slap him
>>7127186
well what's got you so sad

>>7127220
I'd get in trouble

>>7127221
you are above the law my sweet little emily

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>>7127219
that has to be a joke right? Like something you say to friends to look gross or whatever but not something that people actually routinely do? R-right?

Has anyone here ever done such a thing?
H-have you, elanna?

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>>7127220
>well what's got you so sad
My only friend told me I'm too depressing to be friends with and she won't talk to me anymore.

And I'm still a boy and will be for the foreseeable future.

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>>7127224
I haven't, but there is some overlap in the people that I've dated and people that have admitted to waffle stomping

>>7127222
I'm not ;_;

Today is one of the days I just want to disappear because nobody cares for me anyway

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>>7127227
Im just having trouble wrapping my head around it

like, why would you do such a thing. In most houses, the toiler is RIGHT THERE.

idk, this just sounds gross desu, even though logically it's not necessarily unclean.

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>>7127232
It's a time saving measure
Plus guys are gross

>>7127231
This.

>>7127232
I mean peeing I can understand, its simple its easy, it doesn't make a mess. But pooping is a step too far.

>>7127225
oh i saw you talking about that earlier
i hope you aren't blaming yourself
you said something like "sorry"
it's just a shitty situation; some sort of incompatibility
try talking to her tomorrow or in a few days, maybe with something positive to say

>>7127232
No, it's unclean. Shit is dirty, really dirty. You don't step in toilets and I doubt that he cleaned the shower/his feet enough to be sanitary.

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>>7127234
>guys are gross

you have a point there, the problem is I found out it was my sister who peed in the shower while i still lived with her.

>>7127237
yeah. Imagine just there little pieces sticking to the drain and not flushing properly.

ughghghasjdkhfakjsbdfkajlsdn fasfsjndflkasjbndfva

anyway im out, gotta go to uni. Later

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>>7127238
>maybe with something positive to say
I don't have anything positive to say. I barely did before and after two weeks of not being able to talk to anyone or have any social interaction I'm so much worse than before. It feels like my fault, it was my behavior. I'm not a happy or positive person, people think I'm being rude or mean a lot because I have trouble expressing myself and being friendly. I told her this, I wanted her to understand but I don't think she did. She thinks I'm just a bitch, and that made me even more miserable and cold.

I hope things can work out, but I don't see how. I wasn't in a good place before but I'm in a really bad place now. I've never been more miserable, negative, and anxious. Because of this and a ton of other things.

I've had suicide on my mind a lot these past few days, that's never happened before. It's kind of scary. I'm a far cry from actually attempting it, but like. I've never found myself reassuring myself that I'm not suicidal so frequently before.

>>7127248
Awww, just reading this I really identified with it strongly, I know where you're coming from. I'm sincerely sorry

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>>7127125
>Anon is cute
Why thank you~

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I have a responsible service of alcohol course tomorrow
Lame, I just wanna sleep in on the weekend.

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so why haven't you just cut off your left testicle?

Good morning

Hey /mtfg/,
when should i start with Progesterone and how much should i take?

>>7127263
Morn

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>>7127250
It's tough. On one hand she's honestly not that great, she's egotistical, controlling, and a kind of mean person. But on the other hand she's the only person. The only person who wants to talk to me and be my friend. The only person who wants to help me transition. And the only person outisde of family who has said they love me, even if I'm not sure she really means it.

She's the first friend I had in years and meant a lot to me, still does. I never get to talk with anyone about wanting to transition and who I am because I never get to talk to anyone about anything. I feel like I've taken major steps towards becoming who I want to be because of her, but I'm still barely out of the gate.

So on one hand, I really want her back because I don't think I can do this without her, I'm lonely, miserable, and I might end up suicidal. But on the other hand I know that my shit attitude has caused her a lot of stress and hurt her, so if I'm even worse now I'd feel bad putting her through that.

>>7127262
This is science right here

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my opsec has been completely compromised, somebody basically knew everything I was up to and now I fear my days are numbered... wat do guise?

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spamming d.va's "happi halloweeen" is fun

>>7127272
Change to a girl and start a new life in some South American country.

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Morning girls and shitposters ^~^

>>7127278
Which one am I?

>>7127248
i'm sorry.
hope things work out too.
you might get trapped in a cycle of misery if that makes sense. the more miserable you get the harder it is to make friends, the harder it is to make friends the more miserable you get. try hard not to fall into the cycle.
>>7127263
>>7127278
wew some more cuties are waking up
good morning
>>7127264
i hear that you should start it later on
like 6-12 months or something

>>7127283
>try hard not to fall into the cycle.
I've been in that cycle since highschool unfortunately.

>>7127278
Good morning Basic, how are you beautiful lady?

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>>7127278
Funposting basic, it's called funposting.

>>7127283
What wold happen if i started earlier? Would i get huge boobs maybe? Has anyone tried it?

>>7127288
I have a phd in funposting

>>7127288
Fuck, I really hate that webm.

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>7127288
I'm so sorry of course it is
Good morning favorite funposter

>>7127282
You can be both

>>7127283
Hi Maeve

>>7127287
Still riding a low from last night but OK otherwise

>>7127292
You only say that because you don't know me, have never seen me, and never will.

>>7127296
What happened last night?

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>>7127290
>phd
Some things can not be taught.

>>7127291
U no rikey Nina Agdal?

>>7127296
Good morning. How's life on the Emerald Isle?
Also what happened last night?

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When is slanty eyed moot gonna ban Canadians from this website?

>>7127289
i think grace started it day one
allegedly she got a fat butte
>>7127296
how has your morning gone so far ^^

>>7127297
I want you to feel pretty like you truly are.

>>7127302
What's wrong with canadians?

>>7127299
Nope, I can't watch that. Going to bed before I start crying.

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>>7127302
Oh. I'm sorry.

>>7127305
They are the worst posters on this website with a few exceptions

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>>7127302
He's too busy begging for money.

>>7127306
Oh come on. It was a joke. I'll post some professional female swimmers to make you feel better OK?

>>7127309
Classic australian racism

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>>7127310
He could save money by banning them

>>7127308
Nah you're probs an okay leaf

>>7127299
I have a natural talent for it, being Australian

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Why are King sized pillows bigger, I want to be a Queen dammit.

>>7127298
Nothing at all, just very down for some reason.

>>7127299
Like I said above just feeling particularly shitty for no good reason.
Other than that things are OK. Have a few gigs this weekend to keep busy.
Hows your case of the sniffles coming?

>>7127303
Ok I guess. Was late for work though

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>>7127312
The best kind of racism.

>>7127224
That's like super gross. I don't think anyone actually does that.

>>7127312
What's wrong with racism?

>>7127270
basically every single detail of what you're saying rings really true to a friendship i had a while ago, i'm hesitant to go into details or anons will get clever lol

i don't want to overstretch or promise a connection/friendship where there is none but if you want to add me you totally can cause that is just honestly the worst experience in the world

discord: quid#0613
skype: quidlet

>>7127316
>that pic
>implying anyone wants to move TO Australia

>>7127314
the patriarchy of course :3
>>7127315
that sucks
also sorry to hear that you're still feeling a bit down from last night
with any luck this will be the best day of your life and you'll forget about all your bad feels

>>7127319
i-it's mean

>>7127323
Tons of boat cunts do

>>7127326
And?

>>7127318
Have you ever heard of the Cleveland Steamer?

>>7127323
It's a good mindset to have.

>>7127315
Ah, well Im here for you basic, hope you feel better.

Daily reminder that you are all ugly and I hate you all.

>>7127330
Wow Franzi
I thought we were mates?

>>7127330
Poor impersonation. Put more effort in and you could've gotten some real drama going.

>>7127327
it's not nice being mean

>>7127331
you're the one bringing it up again

>>7127337
totally true

that's personality disorders for ya

sorry

>>7127336
I'm only mean to people who deserve it
And if I'm being mean to people who don't deserve it, it is merely in jest.

>>7127329
Thanks, I'm fine though

>>7127330
Awwhh thanks franzi <3 ^~^

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When I had low sodium I had a mini stroke. I notice difficulty playing piano. I also don't remember my family getting a wooden floor in my family room...i have been informed how long (2 months) but I fundamentally have no memory of it. Also my silverware is all moved from my memory. My laptop is fucked too because of my memory. Smash Bros emulator is difficult and sluggish, as similar to the piano. I cannot play fucking shit properly. I was listening to the recordings. It's all fucked up and warped.

Shit is terrifying. I wonder if it was just low sodium, or aluminum foil poisioning from weeed smoking bottle contraption. That seems unlikely though.

Shit is terrifying. I hope no one expeeienciences that.

>>7127342
Looks like you got all bases covered then

>>7127315
I think I am getting over it. Went for a short, sharp run yesterday to test the waters - I do feel better. What I do not know if I am going to feel as good during the whole 42 kilometers.
That being said, wish me luck. And I do hope you go over this slump.

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nini thread
have a nice day/night :3

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Also 4chan is not how I remember it. Did it change? I noticed it when I was on psyche watch yesterday. It's off.

>>7127330
Don't steal my lines and corrupt them with evil.

>>7127151
Since when does how someone acts 1 on 1 ever matter?

>>7127350
Cheers

>>7127346
I suppose I do

>>7127351
It's full of hons now.

>>7127351
Our gook leader is trying to Jew more money

>>7127355
Would be one less without you.

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>>7127356
That makes sense.

>>7127348
Best of luck with it
And I will. I'm invincible. It's just a lil feefees

>>7127345
im going to go eat some pickles now

also who are those people? they look nice

>>7127360
If I'm a hon then all of you are doomed but we all know you're just trying to do a standard deflect because it struck a nerve.

>>7127364
No it didn't struck a nerve I just take every opportunity to shitpost fags like you.

>>7127366
You shit post but you're also an ugly hon so it's double the trouble.

>>7127370
I doubt you have ever seen a picture of me. You don't know what you are talking about.

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How dead are your eyes mtfg?

>>7127372
Much deader than yours cute stuff

>>7127373
I'd laugh, but I just feel sad.

You going to be okay anon?

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>>7127372
kinda dead?

>>7127371
I just looked you up in the archive hon. You're fucking ugly, you have the typical fugly guy trying hormones look. I'll stop for now but you should shelve the tough talk until you have something to actually feel confident about hon.

>>7127372
Antonio Banderas.

>>7127372
People say my eyes look dead in pics

>>7127375
Smiles can you confirm?

>>7127376
Cut the shit anon, you're just being a cunt because you're trying to hide that you're miserable and angry. Shot being a right wanker and go do something productive.

>>7127376
Oh you looked in the archive? Please link the the picture retard.

>>7127381
Are you not aware of the archive?
Not that anon, but your pics are there.

>>7127380
>>7127381
>angry hons squawking

>>7127374
You know damn well Im not.

>>7127381
Looks like you the fool Franzi. Your pictures stay online forever.

>>7127383
I am aware of it but I only shared pictures via unsee, you'll find a lot of hugging anime girls when u look me up

>>7127388
Even unsee isn't private.

>>7127388
Seems like you forgot then, because they are definitely there.

>>7127389
But anon said he looked it up at the archive.

>>7127390
If it's not him then he wont mind if you post it.
>>7127392
I'm sure anon is more woman than you bro.

>>7127345
How long ago did you have the stroke?

>>7127393
I'm sure anon is as much of a man as I am. Anyway, thanks for entertaining me. I'm home now so Ill stop shitposting with you trolls :p

>>7127395
I bet it's just some brain damage that will recover not an actual stroke. Those have lasting permanent effects like losing control of face muscles and speech.

>>7127397
You only just started so I doubt anyone in the thread is like you except maybe a handful. You're hoping you're better than strangers but all the odds are statistically against you.

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>>7127372
My eyes don't line up without my glasses on, I look manic

>>7127398
Well that's good. I hope you aren't still inhaling hot aluminum smoke. I've heard if you use heavy duty baking tinfoil it's not problem.

I have OCD and have spend months in a near-constant state of terrified analysis of my brain. It turns out even healthy brains don't actually work all that well.

I hope you recover quickly <3

>>7127401
What has this to do with anything?

>>7127403
I'm not Sarah but I was just saying because if you know anyone that had a stroke they're extremely fucked up after it even with minor strokes treated right after it happens the damage can be permanent.

>>7127407
Ah, I assumed you forgot your trip

>>7127406
You want anon to look more like a man than you but that's statistically unlikely.

>>7127410
fuckin hawt

>>7127410
Even heavily muscled her frame is small.

>>7127407
The only person I know who's had a stroke had a massive fucking stroke and was in a coma for months. His memory is complete shit now, but he can speak fine and even learned a new language. The brain is a complicated organ.

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Hey friends
Im at the train station now
Ill be leaving in 30 mins

>>7127418
Where you headed?

>>7127419
Uppsala to spend the week with my bf

>>7127420
Swedish names are weird.

>>7127413
Barrel chest no?

I feel like people don't take me as seriously when I have to kick them out if the shop anymore

>>7127425
Get a Taser or baseball bat

>>7127423
Yea but i like the city
Plus its just 30 mins away from Stockholm
>>7127425
You have become to adorable Basic

>>7127411
I didnt say that.

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>>7127428
Well then, I hope you have fun with him.

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>>7127426
Like this?

>>7127428
I hope you have a good time with bf!!!!
Also remember the promise. You don't have to do it right away

>>7127430
Yea ive been looking forward to a date with him for awhile now
>>7127433
I havent forgotten
Ill tell him after dinner and the movie
Dont wanna ruin the date for him

>>7127416
Affects everyone differently but your brain cells auto destruct and you can easily die. You lose millions of neurons in the first minutes and billions of synapses. Very quick intervention is the only real way to limit the amount of permanent damage.

The person I knew had one and was in a coma for 2 weeks but couldn't talk anymore. Then another stroke a month later killed her.

>>7127436
What's the promise?

>>7127424
Chest cavity expands with breathing.

>>7127442
I promised to tell my bf that im planing suicide

>>7127445
You're doing this to get help right?

>>7127437
That's terrible... I'm sorry :(

>>7127436
Yeah of course, just forget about about it til then.
You haven't seen each other in a while just enjoy it.

>>7127433
Yeah that's a good one

>>7127448
Nobody on /mtfg/ that has actually died warned they were going to do it.

>>7127437
How old was she? My friend was 16. He legit doesn't remember me though.

>>7127456
what about that girl edie got to commit suicide? or did she not go on mtfg?

>>7127448
Yea its to get help
>>7127452
I will
Gonna be fun

>>7127462
good good, I hope you do find that help.

>>7127418
Wait are you swe??

Also good luck with your bf, hope you have fun. And please do what basic told you to yesterday.

>>7127464
Yes i live in meme land
Im gonna board my train now
>>7127463
Yea lets hope ttyl Emily

>>7127460
I don't think so but wasn't that also more like send a suicide note then suicide?

We usually have two categories here. People with a reputation for dying every other week in one, and people that vanish with not trace in the other.

>>7127465
Cheerio

It leaves me angry that it's my 21st tody and I'm moping because I don't have mones, and I'm going to have great difficulty getting a script...

Oh, and that everyone who's wished me a happy birthday has criticised me for looking so down.

GETTING OLDER DOES NOT IMPROVE MY MOOD DAMNIT, STOP REMINDING ME TGAT MY CHABCES OF PASSING REDUCE EACH DAY.

>>7127468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuPLq8Iayuw

>>7127468
>T raging on your birthday
Great scotts, calm down Josh.

>>7127470
Somehow, that makes me feel a little better... Perhaps because of the simplicity and brevity of it.

>>7127472
>Josh

I wish... My boy name is that of a little known saint, and I hate it...

Also, hard not to t-rage when I have no AAs...

>>7127468
Happy birthday!

>>7127468
At 21 your chances wont go down because you have already fully developed.

>>7127465
Honestly i really like swedish, the way it sounds. I might learn it, apparently if you can speak dutch and english, swedish is supet easy.

>>7127476
*Grumble grumble*

>>7127477
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

>>7127474
Alcohol can lower your testosterone but it will also destroy your liver and your brain.

>>7127479
Are you Dutch?

>>7127468
Happy birthday tho. Starting a few months sooner or later isn't that much of a deal. (I know it feels different rn but it really isn't that bad)

>>7127483
Good thing I intend to down 2 bottles of wine tonight then, isn't it. I hope you're all ready for a shitposting spree.

>>7127485
No but i live there

>>7127487
I guess... But I had started, then lost my income...

>>7127490
Where you from?

>>7127491
Should have spaced out your hormones.

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why has kiwi been eating lots of sandwiches lately
I wonder if she is pregant?

>>7127488
Aren't two bottles of wine worth like a package of Spiro?

>>7127502
Most people don't expect to get payed off before their contract properly starts. But fuck you anyway for being a cock-sure piece of shit.

>>7127506
Not when it's €4 a bottle.

>>7127506
>irish being able to handle money and alcohol

>>7127509
I can get you a gallon of whiskey for $2

>>7127509
> 12.10(EU)28 tabs x 100mg
Okay, but you still drink 20 days worth of AAs in only one night. I just want to say that theres maybe a better way to spend your money. Maybe check your priorities.

>>7127514
Fuckin aces lass, send's a bottle would ye?

>>7127518
QHI have a minimum charge of 50 euro. I'd be shagged anyway.

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I'm pretty much done with American cars.
What pieces of shit they are.

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What's your hangover music?

>>7127519
I don't drink or have money.

>>7127524
I don't get hungover

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>>7127528
Youth...

>>7127492
Greece

>>7127532
I'm sorry, I just never had the opportunity to get that wasted.

>>7127524
last time I got hung over I was a freshman in college and my roommate and I were entry level /mu/ """hipsters""" so we blasted itaots and ate chocolate chip pancakes to recover

>>7127536
noice

>>7127537
It's overrated. maybe like an hour of feeling good, tops, then you're just drunk and stupid

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>tfw no /femgen/ slav bf to be cute with

>>7127468
Tick-tock.

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E N D _ M E
N
D

>>7127524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw

>>7127545
>92% masc
>all look-alikes are women

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>>7127546
I enjoy this
Thanks

Tfw testosterone is finally blocked properly again
tfw it's really obvious I'm a tranny again
tfw I need to get on with my life

thank god I'm finally making some reliable voice progress that doesn't disappear overnight

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>>7127545
????

>>7127560
>black male to asian male

>>7127546
this is pretty good

>>7127560
>ywn have the aesthetics of a male kpop idol
;_:

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>>7127560

I grew breasts, thats

Kind of weird

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>>7127568
just in time to be drafted to fight in ww3

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>mostly belgian genes, somewhat italian at most
>almost all look-alikes are asian
?

>>7127564
I think Pete Wentz is actually kind of a loose match to your pre-HRT self.

>>7127576
that site is such crap

>>7127577
I heard that a lot before
Shame this was a pic from yesterday

>>7127579
Better alternative?

>>7127582
Real life

>>7127582
there really aren't any, those kinds of apps are fun to play with but none of them are accurate enough to take the results seriously

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>>7127581
IKTF
This is my best result so far
>>7127582
Face ++ usually genders me female these days.

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>>7127583
Wow

>>7127583
o u c h

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>>7127591
Oh second try is this.. more male look alikes.
Idgi.

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>>7127583

http://www.strawpoll.me/11522740

hey mtfg is there a point where i should start wearing a bra so i don't get saggy tits? it feels like they've grown a lot in the past month, and i'm still not full time yet.

>>7127592
>>7127593
>>7127596
I didn't mean it like that
There's a lot more to passing than still of a face. Mine come up male almost every time. Even some makeup ones.

>>7127595
That site is depressing, stop using it
>>7127596
I love this meme

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I'm going to bed now, good night!

>>7127600
That's a myth, it never happens. Bras are only good for looking good and making your tits not hurt when you run. Don't worry.

>>7127601
Oh I know, it's just funny.

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>tfw everyone is growing bobs but i dont

>>7127604
Nini Emily!

>>7127600
idk about day to day, but if you exercise (running specifically) definitely get a sports bra asap even if you're still kinda flat.

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>>7127606
I'm not on hrt either. you're not alone.
>>7127604
Sleep well lil pupper.

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>>7127604
Vote Hillary

>>7127605
Other side to this ofc: saggy tits with age. nothing to be done. enjoy being a girl

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>>7127610
vote Hillary

>>7127606
>>7127609
best wishes this sucked a lot

>>7127613
t b h

>>7127613
These women don't pass.

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>>7127613
vote Hillary

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>>7127615

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>>7127614
>t b h
are you going to try to dodge the draft?

>>7127616
>wearing eyeliner into battle

>>7127615
as ftm you mean?

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>>7127622
>not wearing eyeliner into battle

>>7127622
>wanting to leave an ugly corpse
smhtbqh

>>7127615
that's what i was thinking haha

nobody passes to mtfg without hair and makeup

>>7127619
dude, they don't want me yet, mid-transition trannies aren't until 2020 at least

i didn't dodge, i just ignored the draft like 17% of all american AMABs and ain't shit happened, i don't need that in my life

terribly illegal, but in the end they just slap you on the wrist and make you sign up for it anyway, so

I'm putting that shit off until I'm 25 or so, since I got til 26 to register

fuck that shit

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>>7127610
>your son
that has to be intentional

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>>7127134
The worst for me will be losing /r9k/. Where else am I going to find such deranged losers like myself?
>>7127621
More like #hillaryforprison

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>>7127629
you are worst than DONALD "DUCK" DRUMPF

>>7127634
sry :L

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>>7127604
>an australian goes to sleep

tfw want to canvass for hillary since you live in a swing state and people are unironically considering voting for this colossal fucking idiot that has literally no political experience

then you remember you're a tranny and you'd just make them vote for trump

rip

>>7127634
yikes those eyebrows

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Woke up at 2 in the afternoon and now I'm listening to classical Egyptian music in bed

>>7127641
WE

How does my work mode read

https://unsee.
cc/bopizagu/

muh discord
https://discord.gg/zSRWa

>tfw still a depressed useless NEET and a waste of life *but* it hasn't got as much to do with gender dysphoria anymore
it does feel better tbqh, the misery is still there but it's less all-encompassing and ghastly
terrified aboutt telling my parents I'm changing my name though

>>7127644
>tfw you angle so much the picture turns 90 degrees.

>>7127644
but bro. you look like a chick

>>7127644
Professional and adorable.

>>7127647
right?

>>7127642
WUZ

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>>7127642
WUZ

I'm not black though, I mean the type of modern Arabic classical. Like what they always play in desert movies
>>7127644
Like a grill tbqh

>>7127575
It's kind of funny that conservative men are using pictures of already serving veterans as some sort of propaganda against Hilary

Meanwhile actual women are thrilled to serve without discrimination

>>7127650
I'm still a bro, I swear

>>7127651
hoodies aren't professional tho?

>>7127655
I dont though , you can tell I'm a guy just a really gay looking one

>>7127644
Going by face alone, girl as fuck

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>>7127641
Hi Jin
>>7127646
Hi Robin
>>
Hi Anon

>>7127641
i unironically like to listen some nasheeds sometimes

i-i'm not brown, i swear

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>tgfw am okay
Thank you all so much for helping me through my lsd trip looking back I don't regret it

>>7127665
have you accepted that you want to be a girl?

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>>7127613
Wtf is that what American female soldiers look like? Are they not allowed to keep their hair long or something?
>>7127659
You do though. You certainly don't look like a guy to me. At most, you can say that you're androgynous leaning more female.
>>7127663
Hi anon, how are you?

>>7127665
Hi junkyfist
>>7127671
I'm okay but smoking my last cigarette rn. Hru?

>>7127667
But anon, I don't want to be a girl.

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>>7127664
Some of them just have a nice vibe to them
>>7127676
I'm good thanks. I still need to get out of bed

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>>7127657
You sound nervous, Faye. Is it because Ohio and Arizona have flipped red according to recent polls?