MTFG - transgirl general

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Repeating the question for new thread

Which trips are the most sane?

Which trips are the least sane?

>>7118632
Gross, I hope you're the chick in that otherwise transbian scum

>>7118605 #
Idek wat

>>7118611 #
Oh nooooooooooooo the one with the bully and the girl who transitioned and they fell in love?

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>>7118640

>>7118635
sane: lalalily, CFH, kora.

insane: kayla, cartman, any trutrans trip.

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>>7118623
It was covered by the province of Alberta. They had just established coverage for it when I had reached the point in my treatment where I qualified, so I ended up being one of the first in line for it by sheer luck. I did not get to choose my surgeon, Brassard was the only option, but fortunately Brassard is pretty good.

Good thing too, I'm poor as shit, I could never have afforded it otherwise

>>7118628
Probably from the sweat glands, skin put inside the body is probably going to constantly be at a temperature whereby it will secrete liquid. It's not mucus like a cis vagina, but it's functionally pretty similar.

>>7118635
I'm most likely the most insane. Literally psychotic. I'm probably the one with the most "normal" personality as well, paradoxically. My psychiatric file is thick, but not a single personality disorder diagnosis in there.

Hello everyone

I love all of you even though sometimes some of you can be pretty mean and unreasonable.

Im not sure where i would be if it wasnt for you.

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Hey beardy mc beard face, it's red
thanks for zuccing me on facebook.
you must feel like such a big strong man now, don't ya, for pushing around an actual feminine male that speaks against the narrative you want

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>>7118635

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>>7118641
>Idek wat
English pls.

>>7118651
You're trying really hard to be edgy but lets be honest all anyone will ever think of you as is a gross hon. You're not special.

>>7118635
Mystery.

>>7118655
rip

>>7118650
I thought you lived somewhere in europe? Either way, that's very convienient timing.

>>7118660
fuck off you ghoulish creep

oral estrogen erodes your gums

>>7118657
Age of transition?

tfw using onscreen keyboard because too afraid to make large movements and cant reach your keyboard but can reacbh mouse and typing is annoying and slow

>>7118665
lmao what

anon just because I'm feeling insecure lately doesn't mean you can be lazy, you still need to attack specific weak points to get through

>>7118670
Wtf why are you scared?

>>7118672
I'm going to attack you since i can smell weakness.

>>7118671
Is this the new copypasta now? boring

>>7118673
idk

>>7118657
What the HECK

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>>7118667
Honestly I am not even sure that's a tranny. It could just be some girl cosplaying. That pic keeps getting posted around here.
This on the other hand is a transgirl.

>>7118676
Good thing you're a sociopath so your opinion doesn't matter :3

>>7118656
Tfw recognise that doujin

>>7118658
Not sure whether you're a jealous MtF or a chaser who's pissed because I can't stand guys. Either way, your post reeks of sour grapes.

>>7118681
hugg

>>7118685
>cis girls stuffing their pants and taking pics to make trannies want to kill themselves
This sounds realistic.

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>>7118687
You said my opinion did matter.
;-;

>>7118665
OH WAIT this is red isn't it

sad

>>7118691
hugg

is there a predictive on scdreen keyboard mode in win 10

>>7118695
Only so much as I take it into consideration when making choices.

>>7118697
nvm i found it

i swear to god im going to kms
i can't be a good bf for kaylee, i say mean things out of anger and frustration, im big stupid and clumsy and I'm a hon
but I can't kill myself because Kaylee loves me

>>7118685
i'm pretty sure that the cosplayer pic is trans, just see her chest, shoulder, hands, etc. all very..... "AMAB"

>>7118685
hey she stole my arms

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>>7118683
>What the HECK
Look laddie I just think you look better. Or have the potential to look better before you start. Like Ren Rikka.

http://www.slaymodels.com/ren/

>>7118681
>Gold User
How low has 4chan fallen.

>>7118693
People have different hobbies.

>>7118635
>Which trips are the most sane?
lissy, grace, elanna, sertii, maeve
>Which trips are the least sane?
probably everyone else

this is probably better plotted on a cartesian plane though, with the axes being insane/sane and coherent/incoherent.

for example, elanna is moderately sane and moderately coherent; chara is moderately nuts but very coherent; sarah is batshit crazy and not very coherent, shakira is also nuts but pretty coherent, etc.

>>7118696
why don't you go rape chara or beat someone, you idiot!

>>7118685
This one isn't TOO bad, just looks like someone who doesn't eat.

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this just came in mail and its fucking god tier

finally a powder that looks 100% not like powder

>>7118703
with that waist though?

>>7118696
Why is red bullying you?

>>7118702
Red like, almost nothing there is true.
Stop being retarded

>>7118670
is this a normal anxiety \panic thing
im starting to worry i have some physical problem

>>7118715
I didnt notice any problems o.o

>>7118652
thanks sertii, we like you too.

drama is just inevitable when you put too many people with mental illnesses together in one small place.

>>7118718
i get like this pretty often

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>>7118703
It's a girl. I got that pic from /cgl. It's a Boku no Pico cosplay (imagine that).

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S8486033#p8526360

>>7118711
I never understood why so many here have aversion to eating.

Hey anon who wrote those greentext for me

I have two questions

1. Was the one where the anon met a girl in his class in uni, and the follow up where they were friends/going to take it slow you as well?

2. Why did you write these?

>>7118703
I thought "this board is cancer" was just a meme, but now I know it's true.

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Another pic from /cgl.
Boob contouring.

>>7118705
>thinking I have potential like Ren

Also before I start what?

>>7118722
Hugg
Theres nothing to be scared about, i wish i could help you feel less afraid.

>>7118727
or you know you can just take hrt

>>7118650
>I'm poor as shit
I'm the temporary/contract work anon. I can relate.
>Province of Alberta
So that's a government institution?
Glad for you.
>>7118727
Repressed/10

>>7118671
This is a cute story and I hope it's true and not just that.

Follow your heart anon. If irl relationships haven't worked out for you before then why not try?

>>7118707
What is snickerdoodle?

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>>7118732
Yeah, the government started funding SRS in Alberta but the waiting list to see the gatekeeper is pretty long ;~;

>>7118661
Nah, I'm Canadian
People keep making fun of my accent for a reason

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>>7118728
Before you start the usual "woe is me" routine.
Woe is me I'll never be a real girl, etc. You know the usual.
And if a nudie model who was flashing her bony ass all over the Internet can be picked up by a modeling agency, I belie you can do just as well.

>>7118732
Can't you just admire the workmanship?

>>7118739
>What is snickerdoodle?
cute, mostly

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>tfw you can't get SRS from anyone reputable because you have diabetes and they're not willing to take on the liability risk

>>7118715
>>7118715

>>7118715
help

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>all this vagina cult talk

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>>7118740
>People keep making fun of my accent for a reason
Well, maybe if you didn't sound so silly, people wouldn't feel the need to bully you.

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>>7118741
>just admire
No I'm a negative pos
Doesn't mean I don't respect his skills

>>7118740
Cool, maybe I should look into that myself, I think I can still get citizenship up there since I was born there. All the insurance options I have here don't even cover HRT, let alone surgeries.

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>>7118712
>no one wants to talk about makeup with me

>>7118740
I love your a-boat btw.

ok starting to feel better

orry for attention whoring

>>7118742
I-I meant with like...sanity snd coherentness

>>7118635
>most sane
pleb

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just under a month in and I'm a lot happier (not reflected by photo, my eyes always look dead) but with having no dysphoria lately I'm starting to get doubts and I feel like it's just because I started hrt and feel so much better but I've been having doubts

Tfw napping but then you remember youre an ugly fag

>7118759
<3

>>7118765
Dont doubt

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>>7118755
Go by province, I'm not sure which ones cover it right now. Ontario is pretty shit afaik

>>7118753
https://clyp.it/5yld4apo

>>7118757
pls no bully

>>7118741
Don't worry I won't start anything tonight. I'm feeling ok
I will say she's an exceptional case though

>>7118762
moderately sane, mildly coherent and severely cute

>>7118649
>lalalily, cfh
you've lost the plot kid. I'd literally put them in the bottom 5% of tripfag sanity
Actually on second thought I guess it's a troll.

>>7118708
LMAO

I only beat or rape people that specifically ask for it

like you

>>7118714
Not sure since she's never done it before, but it doesn't surprise me since she bullies random people all the time.

Especially hilarious and hypocritical in my case though considering how often she shows up begging me for degradation and abuse.

>>7118759
it's not attention whoring, issues are issues and this place is basically a dysfunctional support group so nothing to apologize for <3

>>7118773
But it's qt :o

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>>7118756
You've come to the wrong place

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>>7118724
Speaking of hips and not eating, how badly did I fuck up HRT?

Teenager btw.

>>7118778
quid raped me when she visited me.

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>head of trans group on campus wants people to send her support sites and useful guides and such
I'm half-tempted to send a link to /mtfg/ tbdesu, but I won't
>>7118671
good luck anon
>>7118768
naps are 2comfy

>>7118776
Just gonna clarify here that I'm not even trying to hate on CFH, sorry if I send the wrong message.
I'm pretty broken too.

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>TFW people try to say boys are anything more than larval transgirls

>>7118773
>aboat
:3

>>7118773
RIP, that's probably my first choice in area if I was going to live there since it's where I was born and my mom knows a bit about it. I loved Vancouver when I went on a trip there a few years ago, though, maybe I'll look into BC.

Also, that accent sounds minnesotan to me, not canadian. Idk why but I thought I heard you were from the UK.

>>7118712
im using FitME right now and it sits on my face so poorly x.x need to go back to shoppers drugmart and spend a few days there to see if theres anything else. im not sure how i find out if itll sit properly without applying to my face though..

There's no point in debating tripfag sanity when they're all in the bottom 1% of humans.

>>7118773
>https://clyp.it/5yld4apo
Oh yes you do.

>>7118774
Good. You know you can be exceptional too, right?
Just sayin'.
And now I am off to take a hot shower and see if this cold of mine can be beaten once and for all.

>>7118783
While I am no expert, I don't think you fucked up anything and could actually use a couple of Big Macs.

>>7118784
Don't believe ya.

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some oc of a post op vag

funny?

>>7118783
Consider me jealous.
>>7118785
I don't think this place can be called supportive site tho.

>>7118796
LOL

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>tfw slept for over 12 hours.
I needed it. I had a most interesting dream.

>>7118785
Honestly I would send a link to trans help and HRT general, they seem like pretty good resources even if they are on 4chan. I kinda agree with not sending them here, though, this place can be pretty crazy sometimes.

are potatoes dangerous to trannies?

>>7118796
ur making me sad kayl

>>7118801
rip sirona :c

>>7118793
>tfw you at least graduated high school

idk man

>>7118801

God I hope not, I eat so many potato products.

I'm fine after all this time though, so they can't be that dangerous.

>>7118773
Aboot <3

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>>7118804

>>7118794
I don't think I can be exceptional.
So the next best thing is to try exceptionally hard in guess.

Good luck

>>7118801
At sufficient speeds.

>>7118801
I'd consider anything small and roughly cylindrical that can't be easily gripped if it gets stuck in something a potential danger to us degenerates.

>>7118796
When will we get good vaginatech? I want a vagina.

>>7118804
>>7118807
>>7118812
what if you only live on potatoes?

>>7118685
>>7118657
Go home it's an FTM.

>>7118812
ah yes, I too have made potato cannons with compressed air, made one out of PVC and it used carb cleaner and an igniter to a bbq, put a frozen potato right through a car door.

>>7118807
hi Alice!

>>7118801
I would be dead if this was the case

>>7118810
One day you are going to prove yourself wrong and it's going to be awesome.

>>7118773
>uses "kerfuffle" in a sentence while trying to say that she doesn't sound funny

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>>7118775

>>7118801
judging by basic and sirona, they seem to be pretty good for you

>>7118707
How am I nuts?
>>7118791
I like your name.
>>7118756
I'd talk about makeup with you but you'd just call me a drag queen
>>7118744
Can't you hide it from foreign doctors?
>>7118799
I think I've finally gotten over my 80's phase.

how ssne/insane is '' " lauren " ''

>>7118815
more like when can we all get free vaginas without having to jump through hoops like a trained dog, nothing against dogs btw, just knot a fan

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>>7118826
You forget typing not Lauren in the name field.

>>7118827
i get it

>>7118827
I'd be willing to go into permanent debt to get a decent vag. Not this shit though.

>>7118831
sorry

>>7118825
Why thank you. I'm still not 100% I'm gonna keep it when I eventually transition fully but it's my leading candidate. Annie's also still on the table.

so i posted a long time ago here maybe a year about how this gf of mine was about to ditch me if i transitioned, she was paranoid and afraid of me changing. i told her i would wait for her because im trying to be happy with her too. well its been a year and it turns out she changed her mind! shes super suportive and shes more than excited for me !!
i couldnt be happier /mtfg/, not everything has to be a lonely road. and while ive been lonely my whole life and still am as far as friendships go, its been 6 years we have been together 5 of which were online and through 3 different timezones (1h, 3h and 6h) and i dont think itll end. at least not from this. oh and i came out to my family and theyre going through therapy to try and understand all of these changes. im starting treatment next year!

>>7118705
>ywn have 1/10th of ren's potential,

>>7118712
Is powder not looking like powder a good thing? I don't know anything about makeup basically.

>>7118825
>I'd talk about makeup with you but you'd just call me a drag queen
no offence like I'm being honest but white and black people have a totally different makeup routine so I doubt it would be helpful for either of us to talk about it with eachother, hell even me being a ginger makes it hard to find good makeup tutorials for people like me with paper thin skin and freckles

>>7118826
kinda not sane but only in nice ways and not insane

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>>7118780
B-but I sound like that all the time ;o;

>>7118790
Aboaaat

>>7118791
BC is great, would recommend
Also, minnesotans generally sound not far off from Canadians

>>7118794
;~;

>>7118808
<3

>>7118821
Thats-the-joke.jpg

>>7118836
Your happiness magnifies my sadness.

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>>7118707
>mfw sanetrip

>tfw it's been 5 months since you started hrt and your hips are the same circumfrence
31" hips, 27" waist.
I guess I started a year too late, huh.

>>7118827
When the mentally ill become a protected class and start to be respected as human beings.

>>7118836
Wow, that's lucky for you, I hear a lot of horror stories about people that end up miserable because they stay with their partners that don't accept them and end up breaking up and transitioning later anyway. I definitely wouldn't have recommended you stayed with her, but it's awesome it worked out anyway.

OMG I just realized ginger is an anagram of nigger

>>7118853
top notch post

>>7118844
Did you rape chara? Are you still together?

i want alex to hold me

>>7118848
I really wish there was a procedure to break your hips so they could grow back in wider.

Why aren't there mad scientists in the real world?

>>7118848
when did you start

>>7118858
I want to hold lauren

>>7118855
dude it is though, I feel like i just discovered fire for the first time

>>7118825
>How am I nuts?
you're a junkie, soon-to-be dropout hermit who probably has some form of personality disorder because you give out lots of criticism, but tend to freak out when it's directed back at you, and don't seem to understand why you get under people's skin so much

but at least there's a coherence to your madness and you're generally well-articulated, so that makes discussion possible

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>>7118845
>I sound like that all the time ;o;
I know

>>7118794
Thanks, it's so hard to eat tho :C

>>7118840
Shit I just looked at the website and I have pretty much her exact measurements, but I'm only like 5'8''

>>7118853
gingers, the forbidden fruit of whities.

>>7118845
I have been hoping to move to a bigger city sometime in the next few years, maybe transitioning would be the perfect reason. The only reason I'm hesitant for going up north is the cold, I'd be on the first plane to Cali if it wasn't so expensive to live there.

>>7118846
:( be hopeful anon, im sure im extremely lucky to have this, but good things happen.

>>7118852
i mean she had known for i think about 2 years or more this was a possibility, and i know how much i mean to her. she gave me a bunch of her clothes when i moved in near her, bought me gifts, a bottle of Prada Candy that i Love even though it doesnt stick as much as i had hoped for, and she helps me with makeup and hair(shes an aspiring hairdresser). i knew itd come about, and i knew that if didnt have her i wouldnt have been able to do it alone. it was either with her or id collapse under everything. she was the one who even made me come out to my parents.

>>7118853
Ayo hol up
>smacks lips profusely
so you be saying
>inhales deeply through nose
we wuz anagrams 'n' shiet?

>>7118868
That's awesome, I wish I had a girlfriend at all, but having someone like that in my life would be a dream come true.

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my throat hurts sooo bad

>>7118877
>tfw no one to hurt your throat

>>7118857
>expecting me to humor this with a serious answer

>>7118883
I thought you did, dont be a cunt

do you guys know perchance if theres a chart for matching color from brand to brand for makeup? i hate having to try a bunch of swatches everytime im buying a new brand and im looking for new powder

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>>7118867
Luckily for you, southwest BC is pretty warm
It barely ever snows here

If you think Cali is expensive though you should see how expensive it is to live in Vancouver

>>7118864
;~;
no bully

>>7118883
Actually disregard, I'm totally that type, but I'm high right now.

quads pls

>>7118885
...literally why tho

>>7118859
I came out to a guy that's pursuing genetic engineering for his major. I think he's about as close to a mad scientist as anything (obsesses over Lovecraft, has a fascination with chimeras), and he won't stop talking to me about gene therapy and nanobot bone-reconstruction. A lot of it goes over my head, ngl.

>>7118860
19. I wanted to start in February this year, but they weren't taking new patients until April, and they were backlogged 2 months at that point; I couldn't start until June.

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>>7118845
>B-but I sound like that all the time ;o;
Do people ever call you out on it when you venture down south?

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>>7118886
Go to the store
Try it on
???
Profit

It doesn't take more than a few minutes

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>>7118878
well that got lewd real quick

When you're in a great mood but some mentally ill fucking guy ruins it <3
I blocked him though, i feel like a fucking weight has been LIFTED off of my shoulders
i've put up with his ass for
like over a month now
lying out my ass pretending i gave a shit if he lived or died
now i feel peaceful because hes gone and blocked

>>7118895
what did he do?

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>>7118867
>expensive in cali
lol I live in dana point for $358.96 a month in bills.

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>>7118891
When I was a wee repressing tyke that said they fucked people's moms on xbox live, southerners always giggled at my accent ;~;

Usually people just say "oh you're from Canada" if I go down South

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>tfw cleaning cordi's room while she's away at work
it feels like i'm a housewife desu

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OMG OMG OMG
CAN SOMEBODY PLS READ THE BOTTOM OF PG 15 & TOP OF 16
DOE STHIS MEAN THEY COVER FFS WITH PROPER JUSTIFICATION!!??

https://www.bluecrossmn.com/healthy/public/portalcomponents/PublicContentServlet?contentId=P11GA_14050678

i really wanna make sure im interpreting this right

>>7118900
>tfw kiwi will never clean your room with her dick

>>7118897
his annoying shit
taunting me for being protective
making shit up
being an ass wipe
been wanting a reason to drop him forever
now hes saying about how he wants to fuck faye and just
zzz

>>7118900
>tfw you will never be a housewife

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>>7118903
that seems like a highly inefficient method of cleaning a room

>>7118895
You should probably block me too

>>7118887
Idk how it could be warm compared to here in Montana if it's farther north. Here the summers are nice and hot but the winters are miserable. Oh well, as long as it's warm enough for dresses and bare midriffs for some of the year I can deal with the cold. Transitioning would be so pointless if I had to wear bulky warm clothes all the time.

>>7118900
>tfw my gf would flip if i cleaned her room
because apparently she finds everything she needs in her mess even though thats hardly true

>>7118902
FUCKING,
ANYBODY???????
i need a grown up to help me

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>>7118899
>Usually people just say "oh you're from Canada" if I go down South
That's very polite of them.

They probably wait until you turn the corner to laugh.

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>>7118909
i really just wanted you to put it in my butt

>>7118910
Depends on who you are.

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>>7118895
I love this feeling desu.

>>7118816

You die in a famine caused by blight and british mismanagement.

>>7118819

Hi Lissy! Had a nice day today?

>>7118917
An abusive man.

>>7118914
I can't even put on my pants right most days what do you want from me?

post transbian sex tips

>>7118902
Sounds like it. Get your shrink and doc to say it is needed for your sanity.

>>7118918
Such a relief.

>>7118905
oh :s

>>7118922
Put your shenis in her shegina and thrust until orgasms are achieved.

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>>7118908
it's not an impossible feat anon-chan
>>7118913
she did tell me not to mess with too much stuff other than dirty dishes and like empty cans and stuff but i tidied up a little bit anyway just to make it look more organized
>>7118916
you wanted me to put your room in your butt?

>>7118902
Sounds like it to me, I'm no expert but definitely talk to an agent about it.

>>7118922
Ive heard Cyanide is an amazing aphrodesiac

>>7118922
massaging beneath balls feels amazing.
git gud at licking.
curl those fingers.
lots of nipple.

>>7118925
I finally blocked a guy that had been harassing me for a while now. It's just like, I can finally breathe without criticism.

>>7118932
thanks

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>>7118919
Yea it wasn't bad! Work was alright even if I had one of the bitchy residents on my list. Luckily her son was waiting for her to get ready so she was alright going quickly rather than doing her usual thing of being a pain in the ass to wind us up lol. A lot happier than yesterday in general too.

How was your day?

>>7118923
omg thank youuu!!!
i have documentation from a shitty therapist from when i tried to kms several times this year and followed it up with my face dysphoria and need for ffs so im not crying in the mirror every day.
THANK YOU! i wanted to be sure
they can trade notes.

>>7118926
really pissed me off in honesty
im shaking and really pissed LMAO
just a few days ago hes all like
"please dont stop talking to me just love me goddammit"
>>7118920
stop it alex.
>>7118934
i can breathe without an annoying jackass bothering me
wew

>tfw nobody harassing me so I can block them
>tfw I probably wouldn't even block them because I crave attention

>>7118927
same

>>7118940
(You)

>>7118935
also just toys in general? go to a sex shop. here in toronto ive had the most amazing experiences with staff always so helpful and so respectful. amazon prime is your best friend though

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>tfw you finally have a better face then your sister

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>>7118940

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>>7118911
1. Montana is not that much further south than Vancouver, in fact Vancouver is basically sitting on the 49th parallel
2. Montana is inland and gets wide temperature variation, Vancouver is by the ocean and has a milder climate. Typical winter weather where I live is 10 Celsius and raining, it almost never snows.

Montana's climate is probably like a milder version of Alberta's climate desu

>>7118915
;_;

>>7118940
>tfw no one harasses you because you're just a cool guy

>>7118948
>milder version of Alberta's climate desu
alberta must be fucking bleak.

>>7118946
;~;

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am i a disgusting normie with pleb taste if i like this? What would /mu/ say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm-Ijm5X84w

>>7118936

I'm glad to hear it c:

My day was great! I slept the entire time without it being it being a shitty broken sleep and didn't have any nightmares plus the day before payday is always fairly good since you know you don't have to wait anymore.

>>7118952
hella chill :3

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>>7118939
M-my name is Alex

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>>7118928
yea just stick everything you find in there

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>>7118950
I grew up in central Alberta
It's really bleak in the winter.
A typical winter day is minus 20 Celsius. Cold snaps dip below minus 40, occasionally before wind-chill factor (same as minus 40 Fahrenheit).

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>>7118952
>What would /mu/ say?
They would probably tell you to listen to one of their meme albums.

>>7118952
I really like this!

Have a thing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXFNxh-cqXc

>>7118955
Sounds really good then! I have a day off tomorrow and can't wait to get some proper sleep lol. What sort of thing do you do for work?

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>>7118960
that seems like it could lead to some health complications down the line imo
>>7118962

jesus... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0

how did your dads react to you being a tranny mtfg? Mine took it great.

>>7118952
hey, i just fucked my gf to this last night. good taste, hes super chill.

>>7118959
my name is too anon, its pretty top tier. only the coolest girls

>>7118961
Where I used to live, they cancelled high school because it was too cold.
It was like 5°F with winds.

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>>7118969
Don't know how take that from hon(k)

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>>7118965
desu senpai that is an appropriate reaction to a tranny in a shoulderless dress

>>7118965
im going to fucking kill myself

>>7118965
I sent him a text about it and never heard back.

>>7118952
I unironically like cocainejesus. What does this say aboat me?
https://soundcloud.com/cocainechrist/cauliflower

I showed up in girl jeans and a low cut v neck with a pushup bra on when I told my biological dad and all he said is "hey can I see your tits?"

Swear to fucking god too, my bio dad is an animal.

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>>7118971
What a bunch of wusses.
5 Fahrenheit is the kind of weather where people slap on light jackets and go outside to do stuff in Edmonton, I loved winter days that were that warm.

Hell, at 32 Fahrenheit, when you're used to such bitter cold, sometimes people just skip jackets altogether

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>>7118981
did you show him?

>>7118963

Oh I don't work, I get sickness benefit. I'm honestly surprised I still get it because I had an ESA assessment just after the referendum and I was sure I'd be kicked off it after hearing all the horror stories about cancer patients being kicked off.

I live a life of poverty and leisure. It has it's pros and cons.

>>7118984
of course, he said I looked like a 14 year old girl topless lol

>>7118965
I can't tell if he knows or not

>>7118987
Oh wow I see, I hope you don't get taken off it because that would be shit and stuff. Do you get much? I was on jobseekers a few years ago and I got barely anything.

>>7118992
I'm not sure what's creepier about this

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>>7118992
woah you flashed your own dad?
that's hardcore

>>7118981
>>7118992
Your dad is so cool.

>>7118981
Told him what? Was that your coming out to him? If so, dude's savage af, I hope to be that cool.

>>7118975
Same dude

>>7118965
oh he told me he was going to kill me if he sees me

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>>7118971
>tfw school used to get cancelled whenever there was any snow that settled, because the bus couldn't go up the hill, and weather presenters advised people to stay inside unless absolutely necessary
thank you, based UK

>>7119004
I'm going to ask to kiss you if I see you

>>7119000
>Your dad is so cool.
not really, he was never in my life till 3 years ago, before then he did 15 years hard time for being a gangster and china white importer

>>7118999
I told you I live my life being brutally up front with people

>>7118995

£250 every two weeks on account of being in the support group (there's no actual support group it's just an administrative category meaning you get more cash and don't have to do work-related activities like CV workshops or forced "voluntary" work)

Way better than jobseekers, I was on that for a while several years ago and god it was fuckin rough.

>>7118965
I really wonder what my dad would have thought if he was alive for me to come out to, for someone I spent 14 years of my life with I can't even begin to imagine what his thought process would be.

>>7118972
i dont know hot to take that response

>>7118983
>tfw its 40 F and im shopping for a parka
literally freezing

It's time to go to my military sponsored voice and mannerism training

I literally laugh every time I think about tax payers paying to make me a better girl

>>7119020
I can think of few better things for my hard earned money to go to.

>>7119005

You must live down south. School never got cancelled when it snowed here unless we'd ran out of grit and there was fresh snowfall

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>>7119005
>tfw you've never once had a snow day, except for unofficial snow days where the professors couldn't get to class until an hour later because snow too heavy

>>7119020
>tfw government sponsored voice pathology

>>7119018
I don't know wether youre mocking me or not I just saw that trip for the first time.

Bananaaa recognize my subtile bully
>>7118980

jesus you guys have some shitty dads

>>7119028
It's the best, the government has a vested interest in people not behaving like hons
>>7119025
Too bad suckerrrr

>>7119026
Yeah, I live in London.

We used to sometimes get a whole week off each year because of the snow, around jan/feb.

I hear things are a bit different up north, but London does not do well with the snow at all. Anything more than a few inches shuts the city down.

>>7119011
Cool parents aren't really good parents.

>>7119020
god i fucking hate your guts
lets hope someone blows through a red light and side swipes you

>>7119013
Oh that's not too bad then. My Jobseekers experience was horrible. My advisor used to sit there and have me wait 5 minutes after my appointment was meant to start, but when she eventually started it she accused me of being late. Was so satisfying when I got a job and told her I wasn't coming back.

>>7119025
>paying taxes
Toplel.

>>7119033
My dad fully accepted me, and then died of a heart attack the next day

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>tfw /mtfg/ is BORING

>>7119048
don't reply to me
implying we need mannerism training is hon level cringe

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>>7119034
It's bizarre to me that only veterans get this in the states.
Up here everyone qualifies

>>7119033
My dad is fucking great tho

>>7119043
Love you too bitch

>>7119056
don't reply to me you mooch, making life harder for real transgirls trying their guts out for half of what you are given

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ah, my first and only filter, id rather argue with lilly for eternity then to deal with that pos scum faye and the brag brag brag brag bullshit that she gets to be a girl and I can't

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>>7119052
Thinking you don't need to change how you act and hold yourself is hon level cringe

>>7119053
It's ok, Hillary promises to give us real socialist health care rather than the half baked abortion we have now.
Plus the USD and CAD will be about the same level when she's done, so all smiles.

>>7119058
kayla if you need voice training then you're a straight up man as well.

>>7119020
>I literally laugh every time I think about tax payers paying to make me a better girl
i'm a tax-payer and i believe it to be money well spent

>>7119058
I wouldn't completely call her a mooch, Kayla. She did serve in the armed forces and go overseas. Which some consider to be how she paid "the government/the country/society" for those services

>>7119065
well gee wiz how am I going to pay for that kind of training when some people get it for free??????

>>7119065
Moapyyyy
<3

Everyone get in here. We can have an /mtfg/ without Kayla if we all use the name.

>>7119070
>She did serve in the armed forces and go overseas
was there a draft? oh no thats right, she joined like everyone else did, for the fucking perks

there is no valor in being a leech

>>7119067
yeah I know im a man and it makes me want to fucking strangle myself

>>7119044

Oh yikes that's some quota filling bullshit. Glad you got to show her.

Up north you get pretty lenient treatment just by having something of southernness to your accent. They don't treat you as harshly because "oh clearly this person is down on their luck, not like these other riff-raff who deserve it."
Although once I was legit late by a couple of minutes and they halved my pay :C

so glad I don't have to sign on anymore. Hell on earth is a jobcentre waiting room.

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>>7119071
You could learn by observation of ciswomen, thats how they learned, but they aren't very conscious of the differences. The only people who are are us, so another thing to do would be to ask a passer for tips. Youtube videos might be out about it, books on womens psychology might also be helpful.

>>7119043
this shit is why no one likes you, Kayla.

>>7119070
Is Faye the one who was a medic in the armed forces or is that someone else I'm thinking of?

>>7119076
No a coach would be cool as fuck and they could actively tell me what things I need to work on, so far im flying blind with my posture and gait

>>7119075
>I was legit late by a couple of minutes and they halved my pay

that's so fucked up!

I awlays found the waiting room to be so depressing. Like sat there overhearing the BS excuses some people give for doing nothing adn thinking to myself "This is why they have to treat us like shit here"

>>7119080
She was the dude who put eels in people's butts back in 'nam.

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>>7119072
Hi Chara, have you and Charlotte been getting along?

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>>7119085
hi moap :)

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>>7119081
Just look at how other women hold themselves and walk, try to emulate the stances and gaits you like.

>>7119078
Because i'm the only one who can't afford to go to speech and mannerism training or get srs or get a boob job or get ffs like everyone else here apparently has? You want to suck fayes dick then be mu guest but think about this, if she was such a good person then why doesn't she share what she learns in speech and posture training with us?

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>>7119083
>She was the dude who put eels in people's butts back in 'nam.
war truly is hell

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mtfgay is boring
i wish my gf was home

>>7119091
I wish lauren was here

>>7119091
faggot

>>7119085
I've been a good girl promise.

>>7119087
Its not that simple, I need someone telling me what to do so I can get it right the first time

at least I talk with my hands, that counts for something right? or according to all of you my body and transition is completely fucking hopeless

>>7119088
I can't afford speech training
or mannerism training
or a boob job
or ffs

>>7119096
>isla
>needing any of this

>>7119096
but you don't need any of that and you rub it in on a daily basis

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>>7119086
Hi Sertii!~

>>7119088
I never got speech or mannerism training, still pre-op, flat as a board. You're still pretty jealous of me, you're kind of just an unpleasant person.

>>7119103
>you're kind of just an unpleasant person
try looking the way I look, don't you think I would be happy if I could have a perfect body like all of you get? the only reason no one lashes out like I do is because your all full time and passing and perfect

>>7119088
kek I can't afford any of that shit and I desperately need it, don't act like you're unique in being poor and then bitching at anyone who happens to not be on the same level
Plus you always post about people referring to you as a girl when you're in girlmode, I'm sure some would consider that "rubbing it in" when you complain about how bad you have it
>>7119091
tfw no gf

>>7119088
>Because i'm the only one who can't afford to go to speech and mannerism training or get srs or get a boob job or get ffs like everyone else here apparently has?
Glad you know everything. While you're at it, can you tell me where all this money I have is?

>>7119100
my boobs appear to be shrinking
>>7119099
my mannerisms are still awks af
two years of self voice training

>>7119074
Faye has a hella lot more valor than you, cunt.

Faye is a hero.
>>7119088
Your family is rich, correct?
>>7119106
Im a very ugly looking person and def not fulltime

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>tfw people think you have some sort of sexual trauma
>tfw you have a dissociative disorder now

>>7119111
post voice, isla

everyone wants to know what you sound like

>>7119082

They'd be kinda rough here but I think at the same time they understood it was a market town with it's economy disembowled in the 80s. Most unqualified jobs were extremely competed for.

The application lists were sometimes very hard to do. I'd have to apply for jobs I wasn't even qualified for just to meet the quota.

some of the conversations I heard were fucked though. One guy says to another dude with a pram and baby next to him "how come you always get paid?" and he's like "ya gotta get yourself one of these" and points to the kid.

I mean I'm not a dailymailhead but i was just thinking "dude you can't say that!"

>>7119108
i dunno, go ask faye to brag more since you all fucking are in love with her

>>7119107
speak up then about there needs to be less bragging and more help here, when someone gets a procedure or learns a new thing it should be shared with everyone. I tried to talk about electrolysis but yet again since I don't pass no one gave a shit to listen

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>>7119094
Good! I should have expected as much, you know what you have to do <3

>>7119095
No it's totally that simple, a conscious awareness and desire to learn will make you learn. The reason hons are hons is because they fail to put in an effort and get frustrated when they get no results.

Women dont talk with their hands as much as man, use light gestures and try not to life your hands too far above your shoulders. Don't make exaggerated movements.

You honestly can learn this all from observation.

>>7119091
/mtfg/ is sooooooo boring.

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>>7119074
I mean...do people not work hard at their job? Certainly there are people who work not for love of what they do, but for money which is a perk of its own kind.
serving overseas is just as hard if not harder, and if it were easy what would be stopping you from joining and enjoying those perks as well?
that's not to say, veterans deserve everything while everyone else deserves nothing, but I think you should be able to acknowledge Faye worked hard in her own right and could try to just be happy for her.
Holding on to all this hate and resentment is not healthy, for your mental state or your relationships with people on this bored.

>>7119115
She did already
The s is silent btw

>>7119115
tons of people know wha ti sound like https://clyp.it/laepyk0f

>>7119088
I can't afford that shit either but I can be envious without being a spiteful bitch. That information is readily available online anyway, instead of sitting around waiting for someone to share it why not just fucking google it?

>>7119120
NO CAUSE I FORGOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME

>>7119120
>effort
there's that word again for short slim passing transgirls with a stress free life and excellent cash flow. Being a cute skinny manlet pre hrt doesn't qualify as fucking effort okay. Effort can't make this thing I am anymore pretty unless someone else chips in and holds my fucking hand

>>7119121
>veterans deserve everything while everyone else deserves nothing
cuck

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>>7119122
>The s is silent btw
are you sure, because it sounds kinda weird with a silent /s/

>>7119124
>https://clyp.it/laepyk0f
huh, that was not what i was expecting at all

>>7119118
>I mean I'm not a dailymailhead but i was just thinking "dude you can't say that!"

Yea that about sums up my feelings on the subject. I know the quota sheets are horrible, I used to apply for all sorts just on the off chance and so I could fill it up. At the same time though, there were people there who litteraly did nothing, like absolutely no work towards it, and were trying to justify it.

>>7119128
Kayla, go fuck yourself.

>>7119125
>why not just fucking google it?
because I would have to sift through cringe shit when I just want someone to tell me what to do to pass or give me the perfect link to a video that with without a doubt help

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good morn
i think ur kinda cute

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>>7119106
Ayy you got 1/3. You actually have more surgery than me so I should be reeing at you.
>tfw you need ffs

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>>7119129
I know