i love and respect you edition
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• tongue hug me dude
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old thread >>7116270
I live in constant fear that everyone around me hates me and is just humouring me so they can laugh at how clueless I am
2nd for sleepy as heck
1st for end me
1st for muff diving supremacy
ok i showered
>>7117143
gg (good girl)
>>7117139
i don't think people are that cruel
even if they were i doubt you'd be deserving of that cruelty
>>7117142
same
also
someone told me I
"Live life with a chaser mindset"
what could he mean by this
>>7117148
>someone
drakeposter in other words
>>7117150
No.
I would have said it was him, but Boo is asleep I believe
even the BBC is saying that Clinton is going to start ww3
http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37766786
and before you shill for Hill
>article is about Trump saying that Hillary's foreign policy will lead to WW3
>article goes on to list the professional military opinions that agree its a scary and bad idea to enact a no fly zone in Syria
tfw psych ward boy told me that i was like a pineapple
i seem sweet but on the inside
im just really sour
;~;
reallyy want to suck a penis right now
>>7117154
Chara won't provide?
>>7117153
don't make friends with the crazies, they're just gonna hurt you
>>7117153
pineapples aren''t like that
really spiky on the outside
but on the inside sweet and acidic.
>>7117153
did you call him a baka?
>>7117155
lol
it ain't a meme, sista
Why did everyone hugbox me?
>>7117152
Just vote for another option
Oh wait murrica can't freedom
>>7117160
The only meme here is you
B)
Surely her supply is endless, she begs for them constantly, and if she chops off fingers....
>>7117159
Jewbaca
>>7117165
oh lmao
perhaps
>>7117161
this general has been hugboxcentral for years
>>7117161
No one wants dead people.
Hugboxing is trying to help now?
>>7117168
>>7117168
Hugboxers should die
>>7117168
goodnight thread
please visit me in my dreams
it could be fun
:(
>>7117168
The führer :0
>>7117168
Hi soph
How's your paper stuff going?
>>7117172
<3
>>7117174
I am not sure thats a good idea, would make a lot of new people into hugboxers D:
>>7117178
harro :3
>>7117176
nini maeveee
sleep tight
>>7117180
idk
I just want them to tell the truth, instead of being lied to for all that time
>>7117131
i know what you mean about not knowing what to do and just observing. These things can't be solved with logic and you just need to make your sister listen to you somehow. But yeah, how do you make someone respect you more, that is difficult and i don't know how to do that.
Why did you have more responsibility this month?
>>7117176
night hamster
>>7117180
hallo
>>7117184
They don't hugbox they just don't know how real girls look like,compare you to themselves and think you look good because you look better than them.
sometime i go anon to practice being mean to people cause i'm not very good at it
>>7117180
How are you doing ? <3
>>7117189
you smell
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7117187
i don't think you should do that
>>7117191
Hi Red
B)
I don't hugbox.
>>7117193
We're not friends anymore.
>>7117190
Well duh
Just had sweaty good morning sex and didn't shower yet
>>7117179
basically done, just have to hand it in, but I am currently sick ._.
also uni has started again and I kind of dont want to
>>7117185
hallo
>>7117189
Ive a nasty cold ;-; and too much uni stress
I am okay otherwise tho
how are you?
>>7117198
It is not a lie young lady.
>>7117197
Aww gute besserung <3
Same lots of stuff to do for uni but I love it
Moving in with gf was hard work but it's bready gud now
Is it sad that every time you guys keep talking about CIS males I think of CIS battle droids.... and get sad that I'm not one.
>"now all our glasses are unisex so you can pick whichever you like"
>points to womens glasses
>tfw your optician clocks you
lol
https://clyp.it/1muftbtb
please help
>>7117135
did you just assume my souls species?
>>7117164
that's what I'm saying
you could vote for Jill Stein(who agreed with Trump that Hillary is going to start WW3) or Gary Johnson if you don't want to vote for Trump, just don't vote Hillary
>>7117197
Oh, physically ill? Hope you get well tho.
Hey that's great and should encourage you be proud :x
>>7117206
Keep practicing
Soreness will go away with use
>>7117216
yeah but what am i doing wrong
>>7117217
Sounds like nothing wrong there
Just not enough use
>>7117218
wait... seriously? like it passes it just needs to sound a little less strained?
>>7117214
Eh i meant the finished work is great stuff.
>>7117214
yes, Ive a nasty cold, fever and some coughing ._.
I try!
>>7117201
that sounds nice :D
desu I just want to be done with uni and maybe get a jerb or something
>>7117219
Imo yes
It sounds extremely raspy and borderline unpassing but that's due to not using it regularly imo
>>7117224
Sounds good :3
I still have a few years of archaeology and history ahead of me
18yo bi high schooler still trying to get over a 2 year old breakup from a 4 year old relationship here, how likely am I to find real love that will erase all feelings I had for my ex in a New England college who will accept that Im transitioning? Run on sentence but idc I just got out of a first-thing-in-the-morning crying fit
explosion desu ne
I hate having to masturbate out of necessity
my sex drive is way too high
S T O P
have you practiced so you're ready for your baby?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11508854
>>7117224
Do you have someone making you tee and some hot facecloths? :o
>>7117185
Mom's hours changed a bit, much more meetings/talks/etc and dad isn't home that much as he's a doctor. That leaves us two.
Thanks for listening, by the way. I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way.
>>7117238
I always feel so fugn disgusting afterwards...
>>7117240
Gonna fucking kill you anon.
Kill you dead.
>>7117244
I don't feel disgusting.
It just doesn't really feel good
apparently i cum now too
am i going through boy puberty while on hrt
>>7117240
Hell yeah I am
>>7117241
quid stop
>>7117248
Isn't that like the opposite what usually happens?
Well it happened, one of the girls at work walked up to me and asked why i have long hair and earrings and then asked how i get my skin so soft. I just gave her the deer in the headlights look and spun around on my heel and jogged away. Also i kept hearing them say Chiquita and pointing at me, one called me "ki ki" because they can't pronounce my guy name
>>7117260
>highheels
>earrings
>"they can't pronounce my guy name"
so you became a ladyboi in thailand after all
godspeed ki ki
Why was I born?
>>7117264
to spread chaos and hate
>>7117263
>>highheels
?
>>7117266
but I don't spread those
>>7117263
My steel toe boots have a heel you mong, plus im in guymode, all my coworkers are mexicans
Having history class. Going through the book and omg Heinrich Heine was a qt.
>>7117258
Uhm me neither. You're strange ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7117273
mong=idiot
Also my dad and all his family came from Graz so im not mexican
>>7117277
>came from Graz
suuuure
>I'm not mexican
ok kiki relax I am not the immigration office
>>7117280
>suuuure
Ive told you this before
>>7117269
then you're a failure
>>7117282
yeah and last time it was your great grand dad
not it's your dad
next it's you
you don't have to lie about your nationality kiki
trump won't deport you
>>7117280
you're gay
>>7117285
I always said my bio dad is from there. My mom is from Alberta so im a first generation American
>>7117288
ok ok kiki gonzales
no need to go full pinoccio
http://vocaroo.com/i/s153CfvxV6qp
I sound like a complete arsewipe.
Someone bully my voice.
>>7117296
irish/10
pretty good actually
my dog is trying to take my bed
she already stole my spot
id rather someone CUTE be doing this
>>7117298
There's stuff to work on though, mostly endurance and learning where my pitch lies...
I find it amazing that I sound *more* Irish when practicing voice. Normally I sound sort of american...
To whomever it may concern
I am alive
Barely
What the fuck?
How long will this go on?
>>7117299
if you come to europe im sure we can arrange something like that
>>7117300
im the opposite, when i practice girlvoice i just end up sounding like a faggy american
>>7117135
Can you get an innie neovag or do they only make outies?
>>7117290
lilly-sama I like when you are here but I don't like it when you tease Kayla-chan
pls no bull
>>7117304
um
if i go to europe
im going to go to england
and spend a lot of time with a qt
but
there is a top qt that im going to be seeing soon so i dont need to go to europe for hugs
>>7117305
you can usually get surgery to make it look pretty afterward, apparently most surgeons leave a lot of skin so you can do with it what you want
Help
>>7117312
*sends cookies*
I have gone too far
Research chemicals hace reached my limit
>>7117312
can you get some lsd for me? I'll come to tilburg and buy it from you, plus some extra.
idk a dealer here but i've always wanted to do what moap did and watch End of Evangelion while on acid
>>7117315
Thanks
I'm so tired and sick and all I want to know is when this ride ends
>>7117318
I had it shipped to my home
It's getting exposed to air as we speak
But you should probably just buy online?
Talk to me later
Headache
>>7117305
Just get labiaplasty afterwards if you don't like it
>>7117242
technically yes, but hes actually too busy with WoW
Dropped off my paperwork at a place that'll prescribe hormones. :)
Now I just need to quit smoking. :(
>>7117327
>Dropped off my paperwork at a place that'll prescribe hormones. :)
congrats!
>Now I just need to quit smoking. :(
same :/
I want to sleep
I have been up ages
And i'm getting spent
I need sleep but I have to pretend I'm functioning
With these huge ass eyes
Someone help me
T-this is w-why mummy trashe said drugs are bad
R-right?
>>7117332
Why do you have to pretend you're functioning?
>>7117327
grats!
i wish i could still smoke on hrt :(
>>7117334
I'm not a neet bunkered in and I need to have dindins with the family
I don't think I'll make it
>>7117333
Nuuh
>>7117328
>Feel dysphoric
>Smoke
>Try to quit
>Repeat
I suck at addiction
>>7117336
Just tell them you're insanely tired?
>>7117338
Same but with alcohol and downers.
Need a cudleq
>>7117338
same
I had quit for two years but started again just when I started hrt because I'm a fucking idiot and was drinking all the time and not caring
>wake up
>not next to my gf
:c
>>7117347
i want a gf
apparently i have a waifu
but is that the same as a gf??
>>7117296
I can barely tell what you're saying over all that IRELAND/10
>>7117349
whos ur waifu
>>7117343
Wait you're on LSD? You gotta meditate outa that shit. Look at something pretty and realize you are the universe.
hehe, kill me ;)
>>7117351
>all that IRELAND/10
It's actually incredible
I sound *more* Irish when practicing voice.
Normally I sound like a brittish/american...
tfw mf doom and shitposting
comfy
might play some stardew valley later
>>7117349
Is this a new plushii?
>>7117354
At least, that worked for me when I took a bunch of shrooms. LSD might be different.
>>7117296
Your voice sounds really neat!
Nice poem, too.
>>7117354
But i realised that there's a day outside pretty colours
That's the problem!
>>7117361
Yeh, Yeats is okay...
Voice need a lot more work, but it's better than nothing.
>>7117349
Waifu is someone you love and who you will never be with. Its a dangerous term.
>>7117362
Hmmm
Well, it's only temporary. I doubt your family will have an extreme reaction to you being somewhat strange for one dinner. You'll probably just seem really introspective.
>>7117366
I was under the impression that 3d girls weren't waifu material.
Cant do it
Sadness
Where is the trashy cuddle when u need it most ;_;
>>7117346
It's not there yet. More practice!
also holy wow that accent? When I voice I turn valleygirl
>>7117372
>When I voice I turn valleygirl
????
HOW IS IT THAT EVERYONE GOES AMERICAN?
I DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE?
>>7117371
Me huggs and pats your head
how does HRT increase the risk off blood clots?
I have high heart rate but my blood pressure is normal and on the low side. HRT increases blood pressure but is it possible to know how this will affect me?
>>7117373
kek i go full american as well. I think the american language is more effeminate in general.
>>7117376
uwu thanks
I'm tired
Why does this take so long
I feel like I'm dying
>>7117370
ok so def not waifu then
she said i was her waifu and i accepted it p much
I just want off this ride
>>7117378
Sleep=/=death
Turn off all screens honey. Distracting yourself with 4chins won't halp. Turn on some chill music and wrap yourself snuggly in a blanket.
>>7117377
unless you smoke or drink or take drugs regularly, it only happens on rare outlier cases
>>7117384
>>7117385
yeah i know, the thing is I think i might be an outlier case.
I've had arythmia (iregular heart beats) for years when i was younger and now my heart just beats really fast (resting heart rate of around 100). On the other hand my blood pressure is normal/on the low side. I was asking if anyone knew the mechanism as to how blood clots are formed and how relevant heart rate actually is. If hrt simply increases blood pressure then i'm alright I suppose.
>>7117141
I want to learn how to swordfight, learn violin, learn horse riding, how to ride a bike and motorcycle, learn archery, how to box, learn muay thai, travel the world, own a business, learn how to sail, learn to ski, build a snowman, learn multiple languages and give birth to like seven kids to a wonderful husband who would do it all with me and then come with me on one last adventure and retire as Mars colonists
but instead I got to be an ugly man with a sad brain, wasting my life in this shithole with you assholes
>>7117394
>give birth
>>7117394
Life sucks time to end it.
>>7117396
>give birth
>>7117401
>>7117405
What cabinet drugs that someone can OD on?
>>7117411
bah forget it
>>7117411
Don't forget blankets and huggs.
>>7117409
acetaminophen is the most common over the counter overdose.
>>7117414
*tuk u in and sings u a lullaby*
https://youtu.be/OlKaVFqxERk
>>7117416
yes very important
>>7117423
I'm not sleeping
>>7117425
But if you sleep there's no pain
>>7117427
I have stuff to do
>go to /b/
>see many images of cp of a friend
>get sad
wew
>>7117418
You won't get enough to od in a pharmacy and will just damage your liver. If you somehow get enough 'best' case is destroying your liver poisoning you body slowly and dying under pain for weeks. Don't tell people that stuff.
I think I'm starting to regret transitioning because I turned from 9/10 guy to 4/10 weird freak
>>7117389
I'm like 90% sure it's something to do with platelet adhesion, but I don't remember where I heard that.
Google just says estrogen increases "clotting factors".
I have wolf parkinson white and I was told that the risk there is that my heart could go into shit blood-pumping mode and, like, leave blood in one place for too long or some shit like that, and then a clot could form.
I'd talk to a doctor and try to get a referral to a cardiologist. You might even get to see your heart pulsing and squishing blood through your body in real time on an ultrasound, which is trippy AF.
>>7117436
I went from ugly to really fucking ugly.
>>7117433
Does your friends pizza look so bad? :(
>>7117436
4/10 isn't too bad. Like, you probably can't go get dicked a frat party or shit like that but meaningful relationships are about more than physical attraction.
You could compensate by getting really good at sex.
>>7117433
>go to /b/
>see many images of cp of someone i went to school with
>get confused
surely the person that spams those pictures would've been arrested by now
it's been like four years since they started
>>7117442
..
i dont think jokes are appropriate in this area
personally
>>7117438
Yeah ive been to a cardiologist. The first one in greece said i had Wolf Parkinson White, but then the second one in the netherlands said that i don't, after consulting with other doctors. She just told me to do cardio and see if its going to go down. Im planning on doing that but im also planning to start self medding within November.
>>7117439
Do you have any mtf friends IRL?
>>7117449
I've met Smiles a few times, does that count?
I had a chocolate candy with alcohol in it, despite using cypro - what do?
How dangerous is it?
>>7117448
So my point is, i dont know whats happening. Making an appointment with my cardiologist is going to take some time, and i really want to start mones.
>>7117454
OMG YOULL DIE
>>7117452
I guess I mean people you regularly spend time with. It's incredibly good for your mental health to spend time with people who have similar struggles. Not saying you've got to sit in a circle and talk about your problems, just shooting the shit with someone you identify with is nice. I went to a party a few days ago and there were a couple other mtfs there and we just talking about drawing and shit, it was really nice.
>>7117457
Ughh... I wanted to die as a woman ;__;
>>7117458
People I spend regularly with? No, I'd say most I know don't understand my struggles.
>>7117447
Did your friend get forced to take the pictures or did your friend take them theirselve?
Because I had a friend who took nude pics of herself when she was 14 or 15 and she sent them to different people and after that complained that people had her lewd pics. So I am unsympathetic in most cases.
>>7117455
Maybe just start with anti-androgens and wait until you know more before adding the estrogen. I can try to find some information in the next few days, but I'm tired af right now
>>7117463
Other people took pics.
Either that or they were posted without permission.
In general posting things that peopel ask to not post publicly is totally scummy
Tired
>>7117462
I'm not sure how you could go about making friends like that, I'm still struggling with it myself. But I do know from experience that it just makes you feel way better about yourself.
Maybe try to visit a support group or something just to meet people?
>>7117464
Ofcourse, im sorry, you dont have to do that for me, thats my responsibility. I was just wondering if you had similar experiences. But thats a good tip, i can just do cypro for a month until i get an appointment with the cardiologist.
>>7117465
>In general posting things that peopel ask to not post publicly is totally scummy
She probably doesn't want me to post this publicly but:
Isla is 100% certified cute.
>>7117468
Never do lsd sertii
>>7117470
I know I am anon ~
>>7117472
Im pretty sure you're just a little faggot desu
>>7117466
Good but I said turn off your screens. Get your rest.
>>7117470
Omg that's impious
>>7117477
Either you're gonna be nice and comfy to me or you can suc a dic
>>7117478
I did until I imagined a corpse on my back somehow
Screens can be comfy
balls are literally the worst
>>7117480
C-can i suc ur dicc for free acid?
>>7117485
Nuu =w=
L-lewd sertii you know i have mummy gf
>>7117484
Fuck balls. Get em out.
>>7117484
I'll have to agree.
>>7117488
God i knew you were a little faggot
>>7117484
Cut'em off
tfw you get a qt pre-transition gf with the same autistic hobbies as you
Im so hungry fuck.
>>7117492
At least i'm not a 6'2 male pretending to be something he's not
>>7117467
I guess, I'm seeing a councillor (haven't brought up my tranny shit) and I'm probs never going to a support group, full of creepy hons from what I've heard.
>>7117495
hungry Im so fuck
>>7117496
Wew lad i was only jesting, no reason to be a dick
>>7117497
>tfw you are the creepy hon
>>7117499
I'm a dick.
>>7117500
>hang out with transgirl
>feel ugly
>everything I do makes me feel like a creepy hon
>>7117499
Your jesting was pretty dickish.
Wie de bal kaatst, kan 'm terug verwachten
>>7117498
pls
>>7117498
hungry fuck so im
>>7117502
i've never met a transperson
i only ever hang out with cis girls
i don't feel ugly, i feel like 100% guy
>>7117511
Grrr
>>7117512
*Pats harder*
>>7117510
Hanging out with cisgirls feels bad too, they are all tiny as fuck and pretty
>>7117512
Qt
>>7117515
that's why i'd never hang out with you desu
maybe that is it.
hons avoid hanging out with people prettier than them?
How long do you need eggs in the pan?
Can't cook at all trying fried eggs.
>>7117512
can you say "fuck off, we're full" in dutch?
It's so cold today
I just want to stay snugg in my bed
>>7117520
Until it turns opaque you twat
tfw not allowed to go to school until my counsellor sorts some things out
i should attempt more often
>>7117514
GRRRR
>>7117530
;___________________;
>>7117526
T-thanks
>>7117530
what is it about school that means you can't go?
>>7117522
Flikker op, we zijn vol
>>7117532
*pats assertively*
i wanna bully someone wtf
>>7117538
cheers mate
you are 1 top cunt
>>7117541
Why :o
>>7117533
;___________________________;
>>7117537
they have to sort out my classes and exams seeing as how i missed so much due to being in a ward and being homeless
I wish I could die so fucking badly, I wish I had the courage to end my life, I wish know one gave a damn about me, I wish I wasn't so cowardly, I wish I wasn't a hideous monster, I wish it turned I actually did have cancer.
Good night.
>>7117541
you bully me by existing
every day i wake up and am like "shit, i'll never be isla, time to kill myself"
>>7117547
>wish it turned I actually did have cancer.
Me eternally
>>7117547
Don't say things you don't mean.
>>7117549
>wanting to be a racist NEET cripple
>>7117546
oh that's not so bad then
make sure you do well next year though!
i want to be able to talk to 'dr. smiles md'
>>7117556
I'm not racist lol
>>7117541
Bully me
>>7117556
Wtf rude shit
Proof for that racist stuff?
>>7117557
>apologising for being cute
w a t
>>7117563
skype log:
ISLA: HEY BOI YOU ARE A NIGGER CLEAN MY BOOTS
SAMBO: [sadface]
>>7117541
Bullying people is the funnest part of /mtfg/.
>>7117556
Shakira, where are you from?
>>7117565
Ha
>tfw you are a racist misogynistic transphobic xenophobe
>>7117562
you're not fun to bully though
>>7117563
i think white people are more attractive and i refuse to date people with dark skin now so i guess thats racist apparently
to a lot of people at least
>>7117567
yeah but
its not fun to me here
i like to bully cute people and tease them desu
>>7117564
i mean im sorry i make you feel that way
im not sorry for being cute
>>7117570
but literally
like
that's what the problem is though
being too nice and stuff
>>7117569
kys
finally, my hair is covering my ears.
i shall celebrate this huge triumph with some Bailey's
>>7117570
ouch ;-;
your such a bully
I wanna leave the bed but I csnt let my brother see me like this
Someone giv food pls uwu
i wouldn't date a black person
except for the qt ones tho
>>7117574
Hey shakira whats up
Heard you were feeling crap yesterday
>>7117570
Preference isn't racism wtf
>>7117569
Hi purge me
>>7117574
Uuh that's not nice
>>7117576
Want some disgusting first cooking attempt shit?
>>7117579
no
you should just not worry
don't apologise at all :p
some things are just meant to be unpleasant
that's just life
it's probably the best kind of unpleasant too, having to put up with someone who is too good
>>7117570
I bully hons because it sates the bitterness. But only hons that piss me off and deserve it.
>>7117574
If you think Isla's comments are racist you should probably never come to the states.
>>7117583
>Hi purge me
i can't desu
you are too nice
i'll make an exception for you
>>7117583
Should've just made some basic ass scrambled eggs, they're good on everything.
It's so cold ;~;
>>7117594
Hugg snick
How do I know when I'm fit for outside?
>>7117586
>Don't come round here yer kind ain't welcome
Tfw born a boy :(
>>7117598
i always tell my gf that she isn't in a state to go outside
then we sit in bed and cuddle all day
im not even that tired but i cant be fucked with today anymore so goodnight mtfg
ill cyall tomorrow?
stay safe
>>7117602
B-but I need to know
It's been like 10 hours since I dropped that should be alright, right?
>>7117606
iunno
>>7117604
Seems nice until your bowels are boiling with rage ;_;
>>7117605
night smiles!
ily
Tfw still huge pupils
>>7117593
It's ok, you're allowed to bully. Its a privilege we get for being cute!
>>7117599
I'm just thinking about the amount of racism that Korra deals with on a daily basis, and I'm sure shes closed up about most of it. Saying stuff like, "I don't want to have a black partner" is so mild in comparison.
>>7117610
we have an indoor toilet so we can go without leaving the house
>>7117611
i dont know you but ily2
Doesn't taste too bad :3
>>7117615
But that not on bed ;_;
>>7117617
>disgusting carnist murder
>>7117621
Will you at least purge me?
>>7117617
It looks generally pretty nice.
>>7117619
A-am I cute??
>>7117618
i don't prevent my gf from using the toilet and she usually just goes when she needs to
i can't imagine i'd go out with someone who wasn't toilet trained
that being said, if you are super weird you could use a bedpan or something
>>7117624
thats a pretty cute post
>>7117621
does eating eggs and cheese still make me a carnist if I don't eat meats
>>7117624
idunno
im biased since im not attracted to african american persons.
nor asians
like its not even something i want lol
i just only find white people cute / attractive
personality wise though it depends
I'm so tired of this
It's almost over
I can think clearer
>>7117628
not a carnist i guess but you still shouldn't do that
great step though!
>>7117633
Go to sleep !!!!!
>>7117635
redpill me on veganism
>>7117630
I'm not an African-American.
>>7117640
I'm not physically tired
Just tired of the trip
>>7117644
Well people with skin that isn't white is like
well not attractive to me
preference i guess
my dating pool would be so much larger if i could find non white people attractive
this frustrates me
>>7117623
Soon I'll be a good housewife.
>>7117649
If you're sweet and loving then nothing else matters! But I would happily eat your eggs, I bet they're wonderful c:
Phone empty i love all of u
I had no intention of posting anything else today, but I saw this
http://kotaku.com/tokyo-comic-con-bans-men-from-cosplaying-as-women-chara-1788225504?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Twitter&utm_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow
japan comic-con banned male crossdressing because they were tired of seeing it lol.
Is it racist if I'm attracted to all races but am with a white girl?
>>7117645
the aftereffects linger for about a week. I felt really vulnerable for the first couple days after my first trip
>>7117662
No, love is blind.
who here has boyish hand writing and what are you doing to fix it.
>>7117659
So sexist. Wtf Japan?
>>7117662
yes, you must date black or middle eastern men as reparations and to keep your white privilege under control
Tfw slaying some pussy today
>>7117664
>as women characters
the title got cut off I guess lol
besides, you'd be basically cosplaying as a 12-year-old MCR fanboy
>>7117659
why would they make so many trap characters if people don't like traps...?
>>7117669
It's not sexist
why the fuck would it be sexist
saying that you don't wanna see giant hairy men in clothes meant for girls isn't sexist, because nobody wants to see that.
>>7117662
Yes extremely racist, probably sexist too, possibly even transphobic. How DARE you!
>tfw see my gf the day after tomorrow
excite
>>7117677
I don't think they're referring to futa or shota.
>>7117679
no its the fact that they don't allow men to wear women's clothing but they allow women to wear men's clothing
(which i love so i guess im biased)
In technicalities its sexist tho
>>7117679
It's sexist because the rule doesn't apply to women in men's clothing. It only discriminates against one sex, literally what sexist means.
why is japan so dumb
>>7117691
Japan is the root of most fetishes. They're pretty fucked up.
>>7117691
the culture sees conformity and never questioning authority as positive things
>>7117703
Isn't that /pol/ in a nutshell?
>>7117691
あなたはばかです。
>>7117704
overall japan is pretty pol Tbh
>>7117700
Love what you love. Fuck everyone they don't matter.
>>7117705
Retarded arguments like this is why bigots think it's ok to discriminate against MtFs simply because there are more of us than FtMs
>>7117714
That's something I still can't wrap my mind around. Why are there more of us?
>>7117714
Mtfs are literally the niggers of 2016
>>7117714
mtfs just have a greater chance of being disgusting. It's how it is. Sorry if you don't like it.
>>7117717
>Why are there more of us?
assuming there are, it's because repressing transguys can get away with just being total dykes
I'm guessing there aren't though, and it's mostly because they pass and go stealth way easier.
>>7117717
because most of the studies about number of mtf vs ftm only look for post op people and less ftm get bottom surgery since theirs is not very good
>>7117723
>mtfs just have a greater chance of being disgusting. It's how it is. Sorry if you don't like it.
u really are so dumb
>>7117728
what are you gonna do, call me a hon?
>when daddy ends your 4 day starving streak with cheeseburgers and a lake of ketchup
>>7117717
My theory is that due to a stricter male role any non-conforming child is more likely to be taken tot he doctor if they are a boy than if they are a girl. For instance, Jill plays with He-Man figures, Parents just say "aww she's a tomboy". Jack plays with Barbie, parents freak the fuck out, hire a psychiatrist. In adulthood it's probably the same reason, Women who aren't too happy with being feminine are more able to get away with being a butch dyke than effeminate men are able to get away with being femme in public.
My other theory is that it's because T is stronger than E so MtFs get worse dysphoria as a result.
>>7117731
You just got creepier.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/59g7cn/how_to_be_read_as_a_feminine_guy_instead_of_a/
Why do people like this exist?
>>7117633
fun ride???
T F W
F
W
B O I
O
I
>>7117734
go fuck yourself you drag queen lookin mother fucker
>>7117735
why do you exist?
why does anyone exist?
should we all just kys ourselves?
>>7117747
You're having hamburgers at 7am
7am
What is wrong with you?
Can't you have a normal breakfast like every normal person
>>7117687
i was gonna talk to you on skype
but it's not working
maybe tomorrow
>>7117758
who is this may I ask?
>>7117755
because fuck conformity
I'll get waffles for dinner now that i know it irks people like you
>>7117762
it's me!
>>7117763
It doesn't bother me
It's just a bit weird but if it makes you happy.
Also there should be vegetables on that burger
>>7117747
Holy fuck Kayla
lauren
stop with this carnist bs
please
i like you but
jeesh
>>7117766
who r u anon
>>7117734
>Jack plays with Barbie, parents freak the fuck out, hire a psychiatrist
there are two issues here:
1) assertiveness is seen as superior to passiveness
2) women are expected to be passive (because E), and assertiveness is a pleasant surprise
3) men are expected to be assertive (because T), so passiveness is rather disappointing and outright discouraged
it's not sexism, it's a hierarchy based on who can take what they want. Men who do not take what they want are utter disappointments, because they will never be able to take care of a family.
>>7117769
im just shitposting
>>7117750
i didnt read it but im going to go ahead and say yeah we should all kill ourselves. i know i will if ffs fails
>>7117769
i'm anon!
but really temp
>>7117767
>Also there should be vegetables on that burger
Im a purist when it comes to pizza and burgers, plain only and with a fuck load of tomatoey goodness
>>7117779
i have, and do
but usually as anon
>>7117779
fine
>>7117782
>not having vegetables
>>7117771
>it's not sexism, it's a hierarchy based on (gender)
>Sexism or gender discrimination is prejudice >or discrimination based on a person's sex or >gender. Sexism can affect any gender, but it is >particularly documented as affecting women >and girls.
u really are so dumb
>>7117785
ty
its just rude to imply that people who eat meat are worse than people who don't
its why a lot of people dislike vegans, even if its shitposting
i guess i have a bias because there was this vegan i knew who literally made a scene EVERY TIME i ate meat in public
>>7117783
ahh
well that makes sense then doesnt it
>>7117787
>implying ketchup isnt a vegetable
>>7117700
Sorry your inherent racism is incurable you best option is yo just never date anyone
>>7117793
>its just rude to imply that people who eat meat are worse than people who don't
that is true though?
>>7117799
this isn't me
>>7117795
Ketchup is not the best for you, its got like as much sugar as peanut butter. Please use less of it in your meals.
>>7117795
Tomato is a fruit and besides ketchup is way to sweet
Heyyy a nurse charged my phone
So basically my mom threatened to kill herself if they sent me home and tried to get me put on a proper mental ward
She also disagreed with several psychologists assessments that i am not a suicide risk
So basically im in fucking limbo now
>>7117805
Tomato is a torrent client
Who else /ready for death/ here
>>7117809
I'm not living I'm slowly dying.
>>7117807
Bipolar + depression + crazy overbearing + general worrying
>>7117811
*hugg Carol*
Any news?
Who wants to hang out and eat some "meat" together?
for you autistic fucks out there i mean tranny 69
>>7117815
what do you mean
>>7117812
Yep, I'm still on the pediatric ward because the psychs realise that I'm not suicidal but my mom won't let them discharge me and wants me to be put on some ward in bridgend
>>7117791
sexism is separate from acknowledging facts
it is sexist to call a psychiatrist because little Timmy only has female friends, but it's not sexist to say that Tammy ((((might)))) prefer to be a housewife and thus not make any money, exasperating the wage gap.
likewise, it's sexist to say that Tammy will not make money just because she's a girl
the difference is absolutes. If you say "x will always occur because x has occurred more often than Y", then you're a bigot, but if you say "x is more likely to occur because x has occurred more often than Y" you're making a logical prediction. It's just statistics.
>>7117818
Well shite...
Maybe it'll force someone's hand and they're speed up you getting your own place?
>>7117815
But Im a big strong manly man. How about I just make you suck the ketchup out of my cock instead?
>>7117825
Blood in semen is bad, you should get that looked at
>>7117824
I'm almost convinced by now that they advised A and E to get me outta the house
>>7117817
I mean i haven't ever used my peen and maybe once i wanna know what its like before i lose it, i got a phone metting with my srs doctor at 1pm today so I'm probably going to get either rejected (unlikely with my insurance) or get an actual date of surgery
>>7117827
Health insurance is expensive, I have to deal with my death Basic.
>>7117833
no but it's lewd
>>7117825
Im never letting a man touch it but maybe another tranny it would be ok
>>7117828
That a good idea?
I mean, if it helps, I'll support it...
But I still miss you so much.
>>7117837
I never said I'd touch it, I told you to get on your knees and service mine.
>>7117832
why are you doing this to me
>>7117818
Fuck I mixed things up yesterday. Sry if my posts about psych wards were upsetting..
I'm embarrassed by always drunk me.
>>7117839
I'm basically stuck here is the sucky thing
My mom was shouting at the psych and threatening to sue him and shit
It was kinda humorous in a "shit nigga, this really happening?" Sort of way
>>7117834
I hope you all at least find good succ before then anon
>collecting proof for GRC application
>ask bank for a printed statement with my address on
>ask me why I need it
Had to say "I don't want to say" and it got really awkward.
How's mtfg?
>>7117842
That will work. I don't even care if i orgasm, i just want to give some major hands free head and swallow a hot sticky load and enjoy watching a mans body achive orgasm because of me, that gets me off more then anything, shame i only did it once
>>7117846
:(
I was saying last night that I'm pretty upset about the Irish sea.
It's stopping me from visiting and giving you cuddles.
AHHHH
WHY
DOES
MY
SEX DRIVE MAKE ME
SO
*very loud and angry screeching noises*
like randomly im just sitting here
and my muscles start to tense and i shake a bit
its like a really mini orgasm
is this
like really bad
>>7117860
Kat and Juni have been really nice to me. I'm sure they're missing you too!
>>7117860
Ah better it's better like that.
>>7117855
This is a familiar feel
>>7117862
I keep thinking of y'all
>ywn be true trans like Kayla
>>7117867
<3
I'm practicing voice so I can be cute for you when you get back!
>>7117868
don't encourage her
>>7117851
Why would they even ask you that?
>>7117867
Stay safe Carol, don't let anything bad happen to yourself.
>>7117858
If you can give seconds i would love a facial or even some cum farts. But i gotta swallow your seed first
>>7117875
>cum farts
>>7117871
What she was actually asking was "do you want me to authenticate it" because I mentioned it was for a background check. Wasn't a big deal in the end really, I just felt awkward as fuck.
>>7117875
Its a date, I'll bring the ketchup.
>>7117875
>>7117851
What's GRC?
CHX discharged me due to an administrative fuckup. What do I do now?
all this dirty talk has me hot and bothered, my nipples are as hard as glasscutters
>>7117880
Is that your posture for the facial?
>>7117886
This is mine
>>7117882
Gender Recognition Certificate. Basically where you become legally female.
Oh shit what? What happened? Can you call them and straighten it out?
>>7117891
idk it just
happened
i dont like it
>>7117851
Being manly as ever while waiting for band practice
jesus im literally aching for dick right now
temp ily be my wife
reminder that transbianism is the most virtuous sexuality
Look! I'm Lucy! Howdy howdy howdy!
Good morning girls
>>7117892
I got a letter saying they discharged me because they got no reply from my GP. Looks like they had been trying to contact a GP that left 10 years ago. I called them I just got put on some automated line. I wanna just give up and go private but my mum keeps complaining that I'm entitled to the service. Well so what if it's atrocious I said. She's one of those complainer types, I'm the total opposite; if a service is shit I just abandon it.
>>7117903
I'm a boy though
who else /snowboard supercross/ aka ssx here
https://youtu.be/y34ay0L5PJI
>>7117903
Hi! How are you Lucy?
>>7117906
I use to snowboard
I miss it :/
>>7117891
Yea it really was.
>>7117895
>being manly
Bet you are not. Practise for what?
>>7117904
Oh shit! I mean, they fucked up and they should fix it. Even if going private is the answer it still helps to be on the NHS system because long term stuff is expensive. Hang in there on the phone and I'm sure you'll be able to sort it out.
>>7117906
I never knew what ssx stood for until this post
I'm a filthy baby-mode skiier tho. never been cool enough to snowboard
>>7117907
I'm okay
How about you Anon?
>>7117913
>jilly bean
Lewd.
>tfw a bunch of instagram crossdressers get gendered female more than me on face ++
visuals are almost over lads
Took a shower just now
Depersonalisation is unreal
>>7117911
I'm pretty manly
We're practicing for a show doing game music
Fools gold shines like diamonds in her eyes
Thought we had a million, but baby we got nothing
Fools gold shines like words that make us cry
We just keep on digging, find us something better
>>7117915
I've alcohol and cigarettes and finished work im fine.
>>7117925
Hi Neptune.
I'm going for a bike ride.
my brother totally noticed something was off lmao
my voice is not okay and my eyes are still kind of saucery sometimes
>>7117922
I play bass
>>7117929
Oh nice, same! What sort of stuff do you play? What're you playing in the show?
>>7117931
All sorts of stuff
Usually horror and game genres
We plan on playing a few songs from games. We haven't finalized the set yet
>>7117836
Is lewd ok?
>>7117906
>supercross
you're miataken because that term reffers to stadium dirtbike riding and i know because i was a pro rider for 2 years
>>7117927
That sounds super chill
Juniper keeps saying I should get a bike because I don't drive and just walk everywhere lol
But idk I'd feel awkward with it because I'm dumb
Have fun
>>7117942
So tell me about your sister
>>7117925
Nepy <3 <3 <3
>>7117942
Ssx is a game you fucking retard
>>7117945
She is going to be ok but she has major facial lacerations so the phycological part might drive her to suicide. I saw the most recent pic after surgery and her head looks like it has baseball stiches all over it
avialae update when?
he cant just leave me hanging here
i need my smut
>>7117940
>yeah sex drives suck
But it's nice to have sex.
A-at least, I imagine it is.
> hour till gender councilor
>just missed a call from endo
>he's in appointment right now so waiting
>he gave me a appointment 2 months away
>tried to get main doc to get him to move it up
>no because "reasons and the process"
>but since then got a couple other docs to ask to move it up too since I ended up in ER
I'm so fugging scared desu
>>7117950
>bragging about playing a video game
>glossing over the fact i actually use to be a real life action sports athlete
>bragging about playing a video game
are you 10?
>>7117951
At least she has a Halloween costume just in time
I ended up in the fucking ICU because of Spiro. I've been here for 3 days they tell me. FML
>>7117951
she isn't dead? I thought she was dead. congrats on her being ok, that's really good news
>>7117966
How did spiro do that O-O
>>7117967
Oh no! Any idea why? >:
>>7117966
hospital isn't a nice place, the er isn't comfy at all, beds hard as rock and they should atleast soundproof the rooms
you gonna be okay though? what happened?
>>7117961
That isn't nice. She was so chill and nice and her and my other sister spent a whole day on Catalina island just a few weeks ago having fun and we all wore matching short shorts. I doubt we will ever do something like that again now because how fucked up she looks now.
>>7117966
what happend?
are you ok?
>>7117966
Are you going to be alright?
>>7117966
Did you just go for the full dose from the start instead of slowly ramping up?
I have no fucking idea. I just woke here 3 full days later... Idk what happened. I had a set of seizures and shit.
>>7117966
I was kinda worried about you...
>google ICU
>"islamic courts union"
wow, that sounds really shitty, are you going to be ok?
>>7117989
Mfw
>>7117982
Hi Franzi :3
>>7117989
>tfw this won't be a meme in 30 years
:(
>>7117984
jeez sounds scary
get better soon
>>7117984
That sucks! I'm sorry to hear it.
>>7117984
Potassium overdose? I had two of those, second one put me in the hospital, its why i got an orchi
>>7117991
ay, whassup
>>7117961
Not cool dude
>>7117998
I don't believe you ever got an orchi
>>7118007
Ok dude
>>7118011
Why are u in a ward. and why do they allow you internetaccess? No 4chan and no creepy people would be the best treatment for you.
>>7118007
Anons are mean, don't listen to them (except me)
>>7118011
Is the ward comfy? I want one
>>7118009
its all yours friend
https://unsee.
cc/besuzati/
>>7117957
anyone? what do I do? is there some kind of magic words to use?
>>7118034
...sounds like I'd lose my shit.
>>7118034
but why are you in a ward???
>>7118042
you made her dying wow
>>7118025
>https://unsee.
>cc/besuzati/
>>7118025
KAYLA show pictures of your mutilated sister?
>hate my dick and think I honestly would do anything to get rid of it
>Have put on and off heavy consideration into just saving up for a penectomy because it'd be easy enough to save up for, but the desire to have SRS at some point always hold me back from actually pursuing it
>Genital dysphoria just keeps getting worse and worse though
>It's finally got bad enough that without external input I'd just start saving up for a penectomy right now
>but girlfriend offers to help me pay for SRS whenever she gets her dental hygienist degree in two and a half years
what do /mtfg/? Two and a half years sounds so far away.
>>7118051
I already promised I wasn't going to ever repost her pictures of the accident
lmao
>>7118055
Maybe if you didn't keep trying to hang yourself she wouldn't think that.
>>7118057
Do it anyway, who cares about promises lol.
Why would that even come up in conversation anyway have you done that before?
>>7118058
lmao
>>7118053
Save for SRS and try to push through the dysphoria if you just straight up remove the genitals you may never be able to get proper srs
>>7118061
In fairness I was v drunk and cannot actually remember it
>>7118055
does she have a reason to think that?
> tfw have to pull all the information out of your nose
>>7118053
fuck, if I don't get approved for srs today I'm going to do a penectomy, I am fucking sick to death of this thing. There is a doctor back east who does it for $7,000 and now questions asked
>>7118061
lmao
>>7118062
I know that's the reasonable way to think, but I honestly don't know if I can last the 2.5years + however long it takes for her to save up for the cost + wait time to actually get SRS, without killing myself first.
>>7118072
same, I want a pink gash so fucking bad
>>7118070
Kek
>>7118075
>gash
>>7118078
oh look its lil miss luckiest person on earth with free srs
>>7118078
confidential for elanna: you can steal bacon if you get down here in the next few minutes
>>7117966
check out asap
they're probs doing weird things to you
leave leave leave
>>7118078
what does it feel like to have sex after srs?.....
>>7118072
I understand Idk like it sucks your genital dysphoria is that bad but I'd be worried that outright removing it wouldn't be enough to relieve the dysphoria and then not be able to get proper srs ever
does anyone wanta quinoa and bean burrito I have 6 left
>>7118082
Hey I may have a vagina but I'm still poor af
>>7118084
Ty but I have seitan to finish
>>7118087
Idk, feels like having a penis stuffed in you
>>7118098
I know what that feels like in butte, it's nice, but what about vagina?
>>7118098
your rich because you have a vagina, I would kill six million people for a vagina
>>7118078
Not just any gash but a pink gash.
A gash that brings to mind an overweight middle-aged man in cheap lingerie. Which is to say Kayler in a decade.
>>7118094
Thanks but I in a middle of a dinner.
>>7118087
>what does it feel like to have sex after srs?.....
I was wondering this too. Must be weird suddenly being the penetrated instead of the penetrator.
>>7118101
I'd kill six million vaginas for a person
>>7118102
>Kayler in a decade.
lol, more like now
>>7118098
how do I make seitan right when i tried to make it it was all gummy and gross
They are bringing me apple and orange juice and I just had a fucking catheter stuck up my boy hole.
>>7118101
>six million
Kayla confirmed for Fuhrer
>>7118100
Idk how to really describe it.
It doesn't feel like anal
Plus at this point I kind of forget what having a penis is like so I don't have a lot of comparison points
>>7118102
It's just a gross word in general ;_;
>>7118108
Idk, I haven't gotten the technique down yet either. You need something to cut the gluten with, and the kneading needs to be done in a certain way.
Also, leave out the nutritional yeast, it's just gross.
>>7118111
> tfw jews werent worth enough to earn hitler a vagina
>>7118108
You are probably not preparing it like a girl would.
>>7118111
>trips
Kek confirms it
>>7118113
but nutritional yeast is great
>>7118114
>jokes about genocide are okay but animal abuse is off limits
>>7118121
It's definitely better than anal
I dropped anal entirely post op
>>7118120
If you like the flavor then go for it, it just reminds me of mealworms
>>7118124
>oy vey
>>7118124
Want some dead baby jokes with that?
>>7118113
>Plus at this point I kind of forget what having a penis is like
Im so fucking envious of you
>>7118109
Why do you just let them do what they want?
You're supposed to ask them to explain.
>>7118124
yeah because jokes are jokes and animal abuse is animal abuse
... i just realized that my pc has been left on for 3 days
>>7118148
ive left my computer on for like a year
>>7118140
>the holocaust is a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sok-VlmjG8M
>>7118148
that reminds me
i gotta turn the fan on mine or it'll cook
>>7118147
Uh
No
What kind of question is that?
>tfw no qt ftm bf
>>7118155
I never said that the holocaust is a joke
(I have to clarify this because of German anti-nazi nazi-law)
>>7118147
I'LL ONLY ACCEPT ONE PERSON HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH ELANNA
THIS INDIVIDUAL KNOWS WHO THEY ARE
OTHERWISE I'LL KILL WHOEVER LAYS A FINGER ON HER
>>7118163
ily please be my waifu
>>7118147
>Wouldn't that significantly cut the umber of people willing to have sexual intercourse with you?
I feel like most straight people aren't really into butt stuff anyway.
I've never really understood the appeal - it weirds me out a bit.
>>7118162
Holocaust isn't something you joke about franzi.
>>7118159
hi
would you accept mtftm?
>>7118171
ily please be my husbando
>>7118171
mtftm is best kind of ftm
of course
>>7118169
chara tell us about how you defeated the nazis with the red army
>>7118169
can we joke about the holodomor
I need a hug
>>7118182
Kulaks deserved it
>>7118184
Hme huggs and pats your head
>>7118180
>is it me
of course!
>tfw no mtftm bf to take me for long bike rides around hockeyland
>>7118178
she told hitler that stalin was beating her
then hitler took her in
then she manipulated him into killing himself
>>7118182
Isn't that a traditional Ukrainian dish, much like borsch but with neither meat nor vegetables?
>>7118182
sure because it never happened.
(that was a joke actually """communist""" states have done shit just as bad as fascist they both should be ridiculed)
>>7118157
>What kind of question is that?
Well with all this talk about boypussies, wouldn't a lot of people who otherwise might bump uglies with you be put off by your refusal to put out regarding the bp?
>>7118163
The issue here is that not a lot of persons are laying fingers (or other appendages) on her. And since pipe laying is out of question there are even less of them.
>>7118167
>most straight people
I wasn't exactly thinking about straight people. Or normal people at that.
cuddling with blankets isn't as good as cuddling with gfs :/
>>7118180
surfer boy....
>>7118202
cuddle with:
g f s
i n
b l a n k e t s
>>7118197
>I wasn't exactly thinking about straight people. Or normal people at that.
If you live as a girl and have a bajeena, you're probably going to attract straight people though.
I mean, that sentence should probably have a lot more ironic quotation marks around keywords there, but you know what I mean.
>>7118206
gf isn't here :c
>>7118208
>not having a polygamous relationship
every one of my gfs always has at least one gf with them at any given moment
>>7118197
I never really refuse to put out the bp, it just hasn't really come up. I did it out of necessity
>I wasn't thinking about straight people
Why?
Why the fuck does dysphoria come and go? Its so confusing, like sometimes I'm not even sure if I'm trans or not. HRT has only made me feel better though so I think I'll stay on it for now.
>>7118213
that sounds nice but i only want my one qt
>tfw non platonic roomate
am I a degenerate?
>>7118218
are you a kulak or something?
>>7118226
Absolutely. Roommate situations need firm platonic boundaries.
>>7118224
everyone thinks that until bedtime
nothing comfier than cuddling up with four other people
>>7118218
>falling for the Kulak jew
I feel like I won't be able to function tomorrow.
Fuck this ride I want OFF
>>7118235
that does sound nice...
>>7118231
>!AAP4lifeQE
>firm platonic boundaries
uh huh
>>7118236
carol without using google, tell me what a kulak is
>>7118226
we're all degenerates of varying gradation
degeneracy has less to do with what you do and more to do with what you choose to make public though
>>7118239
I
BELIEVE
IN
YOU
>>7118247
>>7118241
>not platonically saying 'I love you'
>>7118253
>tfw having platonic sex with your platonic girlfriend all night
>>7118227
just a proud ukrainian nationalist and russophobe working to bring to light russian war crimes
>>7118241
>not platonically slapping your roommate in the face with your dick
>>7118253
when are you an sbi gonna have platonic children and a platonic wedding?
>>7118257
kulaks
d e s e r v e d
i
t
>>7118258
my dick isn't big enough
i don't have a roommate
my roommate doesn't have a face
i still haven't watched 'the slap'
>>7118248
Maybe they're just a straight ass bandit?
I can at least make the claim that I'm a vaguely girl shaped object and that gay dudes don't like to stick their dick in things that vaguely resemble girls.
>>7118259
Wait are you platonically engaged?
>>7118248
>Well people are interested in bp's can't be completely straight by definition, right?
It's mostly completely straight, as long as you're only attracted to their femininity. Not all chasers are into bps anyway.
mommy
>>7118266
maybe you could get a roommate with a big dick and be on the receiving end?
>>7118267
You're not a object :o
>>7118276
i don't know if i'd take it seriously enough tho
i'd try and catch it with my mouth
better to be cute than rude
>>7118275
ur grounded and im taking away your gameboy until you learn to behave
now clean your room and hope i don't tell your father
>>7118267
>vaguely girl shaped object
you are the yardstick i use to judge other women on
the more you deviate from being elanna, the less a woman you are
>>7118259
>so will going full time make me more or less?
less, if it's a cute relationship where you visit christmas markets together and plan your future as a couple, more if you're temporary fuggbuddies who plan to drift apart when circumstances change.
>>7118281
better to be lewd than rude
>>7118275
*pets*
>>7118291
i second this
>>7118294
Master is mommy?
>>7118287
>that's ok as long as you're catching it platonically
okay
i was just wondering though
can a guy control whether he cums on your face platonically or not?
>>7118283
>you are the yardstick i use to judge other women on
elanna is cute, but i'm not sure if we should be using holding her up as the female archetype when girls like alexandria gaier and crispy exist
she has too many y-chromosomes.
>>7118295
>tfw hanna's bf gets to lewd her and all i get to do is sit here and post memes
>>7118261
I-Idk, t-that s-sounds a-a l-little g-gay
>>7118255
That's what I call LIVING
>>7118277
But people are a subset of objects
I just happen to be an object with agency
>>7118283
I make an ugly awkward woman though
>>7118284
W-wow g-gay
omg I hadn't been that horny in a while but I just used my suction cup dil on the shower wall and hit orgasm 3 times in a fucking row
it was so intense I was unintentionally moaning, you know its good when your whelping like a beat dog
post climax afterglow feels like freebasing heroin
>>7118291
>>7118295
>>7118302
it's not gay!
just look at the children as little roommates that you need to feed and look after
>>7118306
like clockwork
>>7118287
>people ⊂ objects
Idgi imagine you're talking to a retarded kid and explain pls
>>7118316
you jelly I can have multiple hands free orgasms? or that I can work a pole like vlad the impaler?
>>7118319
i was memeing about the canvas
although i do actually have that picture saved in a folder on my desktop computer
and it would probably be the one if i was gonna print any
>i already have one of those
:p
>>7118324
>I can work a pole like vlad the impaler?
wtf
kayla stop your giving me a boner
>>7118324
Nah, I think it's p funny because I was JUST talking about this stuff earlier
enjoy your dildos kayla ^^
>>7118218
What did i do wrong ;-;
>>7118324
There goes Miss Cock making a fool of himself in front of new trips.
The sad things is this happens every three months.
>>7118334
nothing kulaks deserved it
>>7118327
ya
Lauren can do it way better than that >.>
>>7118338
THE CAT DIDNT !!!
>>7118340
WTF
>>7118332
I only have the one, I need to buy the same one as a back up while its still available, oh god I really wish I had a cute guy to destroy my bp though, like I don't wanna walk right for a year
>>7118344
No one cares about my cat or any of the countless other animals i played with.
>>7118322
>Idgi imagine you're talking to a retarded kid and explain pls
it's just nerd shit that comes up in mathematics to do with sets
people are a subset of objects
>>7118335
>every three months
seems to be a little more often than that desu
>>7118331
>We're more the first kind but instead of Christmas markets we never leave our house
I did think you were here pretty often
>>7118348
girls are a subset of elanna
who is in turn a subset of rib
>>7118345
<3
ily
>>7118347
W-what happened to the cat
>>7118347
I do. cat was qt.
>>7118351
Oh? I haven't been coming here as often due to real life and my job.
Anyway once in three years is still too much.
>>7118310
I mean, if you have a printout of me you kinda do :s
>>7118331
Tru
>>7118317
At most I'm vaguely girl shaped, people just aren't very observant. Regardless, thank you, I'll hold out hope for some real ass banditry.
>>7118314
Awe, cute ^^
>>7118347
>No one cares about my cat or any of the countless other animals i played with.
i don't know what this means exactly, but i hope you're not one of those russian girls who tortures small animals and uploads the footage to vk, and denies that the holodomor was a deliberate attempt at genocide
>>7118361
>Anyway once in three years is still too much.
once in a lifetime might be too often to post semi-public nudes
>>7118351
Charlotte <3
how are youuuuuuu
>>7118357
it necked itself unrelated to me obviously
>>7118358
yeah true
>>7118360
I think people just don't like you desu.
>>7118363
Well i didn't upload any videos of it.
>>7118366
good chara
>>7118369
>good chara
there's no such thing
>>7118357
Chara went nuts.
>>7118369
>unrelated to me obviously
Fo sho
>>7118362
nuh uh
you are literally perfection in girl form
>>7118369
you should see a psychiatrist.
>>7118353
Stop judging me anon ;~;
>>7118377
You can't fix psychopaths, so what's the point? She'd just be putting herself at risk.
>>7118369
is that avril lavigne?
>>7118369
>Well i didn't upload any videos of it.
just because you look like a churka doesn't mean you have to act like one
>>7118369
KEK
good chara
>>7118300
why whold anyone wanna lewd me?
>>7118369
>I think people just don't like you desu.
and I don't care, i'm me and if people don't like me then they can use the filter like a punk ass little bitch. I remember the old mtfg was way more lewd then this bullshit new crowd. I mean shit posting >tfw no precum penises to suck used to be a right of passage
>>7118385
because you are qt?
i thought that was reason enough
>>7118388
how do u feel about the trip 'lauren'
>>7118391
but im also unstable as heck
>>7118388
Sometimes i forget how autistic you are but you're always there to remind me.
>>7118394
that's almost a given for all mtfgposters lol
as long as you don't get violent, then you are okay in my books!
>>7118392
>I'm sorry, we can still be friends though?
i don't think either of us want or are able to form friendships, but you should be nice to cats; they're cute
>>7118392
>I don't know who that is ;-;
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Лaвин,_Aвpил
>>7118393
I don't like any of the new trips desu, just a bunch of whiny g-rated tweens dating each other and causing lame relationship drama while simultaneously all winding up in the hospital every other day being a fucking idiot with their meds or pretending to kill themselves for attention
>>7118381
>She'd just be putting herself at risk.
I don't understand what you mean by this. At risk for what? Psychiatrists have to sign something saying that they'll only share what you've told them on the grounds that you might hurt yourself or someone else. Nothing she's done so far falls under either of those.
>>7118392
Why are you being friendly to me so suddenly? I thought I was just moap's orbiter.
>>7118407
yeah but what about lauren specifically is she kayla approved
>>7118402
i guess
and i dont get violent
>all the pictures chara takes are shitty 800x600 cameraphone pictures
s t e r e o t y p i c a l
s l a v
>>7118410
pretty sure elanna is the only good poster now
>>7118376
That's going a bit far
Maybe male perfection with gyno
>>7118409
You strangle animals frequently?
>>7118411
i know!
[spoiler]but mainly i have a thing for swedes too especially qt ones[/spoiler]
>>7118378
Leaving the house is for loosers anyway You should stay in and be comfy and warm.
hi
>>7118413
We gonna have a problem ketchup slut?
>>7118417
>male
hahahahaha
i'm gonna disregard your opinion because you are a girl
>>7118409
>on grounds that you might
>might
And thats why she'd be at risk, her secrets exposed according to the doctors opinion.
Not to mention the risk of getting locked up.
>>7118420
forgot trip lol
>>7118407
>whiny g-rated tweens dating each other and causing lame relationship drama while simultaneously all winding up in the hospital
That doesn't sound like me at all.
>>7118420
I just got home from work and I'm about to get in bed to cuddle
Being outside is emotionally draining.
>>7118421
>Oh the music person?
yeah
i just saw it written on the poster
>>7118426
BUT what about leaving to visit a friend?
>>7118443
only if its a really cute friend
we should fund a chara detention centre
fluffy walls
lock her in
24/7 surveillance
send in people to keep her company
fibre optic internet connection
no pets
>>7118422
Hi hru whats the news?
>>7118446
no internet either I don't want to accidentally read that idiots posts
>>7118413
That's sweet of you to say but really mean to literally everyone else that's a good poster
Besides, I just got assured in the ear by an unbiased 3rd party that AAP-chan is the best poster right now.
>>7118428
>tfw failed male
>>7118445
What if shes really ugly tho?
>>7118429
I don't want to be locked up.
>>7118431
I know, you're my friendpal.
>>7118440
I'm still learning english names.
>>7118446
Kinda sounds comfy.
>>7118434
>That doesn't sound like me at all.
To be fair, you actually seem to have your life at least somewhat on track, which makes you pretty atypical for these parts
>>7118453
aap is best
i'd kill you to hang out with aap tbdesu
>>7118455
Really? :D
>>7118448
im ok tnx for askin. not much news today date got moved to tonight and i feel really lazy. gonna put off shaving and all that till the last minute. any news w/ you?
>>7118418
She hasn't recently and appears to have no plans to in the near future. You can't say absolutely what someone will do if it's entirely based on their history.
>>7118421
What will you get out of being my friend?
>>7118429
>according to the doctors opinion
are you stupid?
Psychs will only send you to a ward if they think you're going to kill yourself or someone else, and even if she's in the ward, it's not like her life is going to stop. She's not exactly doing anything.
>>7118446
can i have one too (have to have headphones and a certain anon with me though)
>>7118446
Wtf no
Free chara
>>7118453
>tfw failed male
NO
SUCCESSFUL GIRL
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
>>7118453
what happened to the cute and confident elanna who wore dresses and fucked dudes?
>>7118446
i'd get locked up like that if i get free hrt and gf
>>7118446
>send in people to keep her company
why would you do that to people
>>7118462
>getting locked up because of what someone thinks, without proof, without bail
>not like her life is going to stop
>>7118460
Yes!
>>7118462
You don't want to be my friend? :(
>>7118464
I think its better if im controlled.
>>7118475
HEY THATS MEAN.
i still get horny like everyone else ;-;
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
ELANNA IS PERFECTION®
"ELANNA IS PERFECTION" and qt photos are registered trademarks of trufax halifax l.p
>>7118463
O.o which anon?
>>7118485
Yay ^=^
>>7118485
i'd volunteer to stay in charajail with chara
>>7118490
the cute one
>>7118458
I guess so actually. Weird thinking that I actually have a life plan and shit, because three years ago my plan was "work in ASDA forever and hate myself". Change feels good.
>>7118474
so FUCKING comfy as HECK
>>7118470
Who is this person?
I wear dresses and occasionally have sex but I'm not "cute and confident"
>>7118459
Same
>>7118467
I'm a 'successful girl' that went to school for 6 years and makes minimum wage bagging groceries
>>7118480
a psychiatrist can't even send you to a psych ward in the first place unless you have a plan that you intend to follow through on. You get released once your condition has stabilized and you're no longer a threat to the person you planned to kill.
>>7118485
I never said that. I said I'm skeptical, because you have a history of bullying me.
>>7118497
>I wear dresses
>not "cute and confident"
one tends to follow the other
I tell you I don't wear dresses out because i'm not cute or confident so that tells me you are
>>7118486
elanna isn't perfection though, she's kinda weird and neurotic - that's why we like her
her fallible character and barely suppressed insecurities are what make her a relatable character in our lives
>>7118497
i make no wage watching "seachange" on vhs
you are still
p e r f e c t
e l a n n
>>7118461
I went to work again so that's something. Still sucks to be stuck with me.
Sounds great glad you got something going for you.
>>7118494
Realllyyyy? :3
>>7118498
I just want to be your friend promise ^=^
>>7118503
where do you work? whatcha mean stuck with me? ty. I wish it had been last night instead of today so we would be able to spend today together too but something important came up for him.
>>7117250
sorry,I hate myself a decent bit And basically all I do is tell people this
>>7118516
why would elanna get srs?
she's a girl
>>7118501
>implying she means any of that shit about being insecure
she had srs, you have to be so fucking grown up and grounded to get that fabled surgery
https://www.strawpoll.me/11511009
>>7118522
Okay, I'm sorry for bullying you charlotte.
^=^
>>7117583
Did you not grease the pan with butter or something?
>>7118527
i'll grease your pan with my butter
>>7118516
Idk, in 6 days I may have to dilate again
>>7118501
Finally, someone saying it like it is
Thank you anon
>>7118500
I just sort of wear dresses and assume I look like a boy in a dress.
>>7118521
Do you even read my posts?
I'm insecure as fuck
Plus you don't have to be grown up or grounded to get it apparently, you just have to hide your flaws well enough, I was still a pretty heavy drug user when I had surgery
>>7118502
Whoa you still watch stuff on VHS?
>>7118522
Our entire legal system has trust issues, and for good fucking reason.
I have no reason to trust anyone with that much power, which is why i will never see a psychiatrist.
Paranoid non-shut-in.
>>7118525
now its getting creepy, I just like her because she has what I want and she gives me inspiration to move forward even though the odds are fucking STACKED against me
>>7118534
i found an old recording on vhs
then i went to the library, borrowed the dvds and dubbed the rest onto blank tapes
>>7118534
>I look like a boy in a dress
I am sure you look cute.
>>7118541
Dresses make everything better
>>7118534
>Do you even read my posts?
>I'm insecure as fuck
I just thought you were memeing, are you seriously insecure?
>>7118549
>Dresses make everything better
except when you look like a man in one like I do
hi
>>7118552
i accidentally made elanna leave mtfg for the day with a single post
she is really insecure
but i don't know why
she is wonderful and getting even better each day
>>7118552
Why would I lie about something like that?
The internet is the perfect place to pretend to actually have confidence but I choose not to because it's not accurate to who I am. I am actually extremely neurotic, high strung and insecure.
>>7118541
literally_me.jpg
>>7118540
W-what
Which trips are the most sane?
Which trips are the least sane?
>>7118565
>W-what
i borrowed the dvds and bought a set of blank vhs tapes
then i recorded the dvds onto the vhs tapes
adds an extra feel
I want a vagina. A real, moist vagina. Not a dry inverted penis.
>>7118565
>am actually extremely neurotic, high strung and insecure.
i'm the same way when it comes to that, to the point I cause myself stress and anxiety by over analyzing every move i make
>>7118534
>Finally, someone saying it like it is
sometimes you just gotta drop a truth bomb when people can't sift the chaff from the shitposting
plus, it's not really fun to bully people for their actual insecurities, so you have to pick on things like their funny canadian accents instead
>>7118569
>trip
>sane
>>7118570
>Tfw no one cares enough about me to berate me into leaving
i was in a bad mood, and since i've not even said a neutral word about her
she is literally brilliant
i care about you though basic, but i express it by making up greentext stories because you seem to like them
>>7118569
I'm sane i think.
>>7118569
>Which trips are the least sane?
Chara >>(huge power gap)>> every other tranny trip > non tranny trips
>>7118584
i want death
>>7118557
that is not a dress though that's a shirt you're supposed to wear something on you bottom
>>7118584
>tfw you remember that everything is wrong
>>7118573
Neovaginas are dry?
This is news to me
>>7118574
You know what
I'm not that neurotic anymore, but I literally used to be
Have I told you before about that period when I was mute to strangers and friends had to order things at restaurants for me because I was too afraid to talk?
>>7118571
That's super hipster of you
I approve
>>7118575
I do actually kind of like having my accent bullied
>>7118586
Bullying you think?
>>7118584
99% of vaginas don't look anywhere as good as that
>>7118580
>but i express it by making up greentext stories because you seem to like them
Y-you do?
>>7118592
According to the internets they're either dry or have weird colon juices.
>>7118592
>I was mute to strangers and friends had to order things at restaurants for me because I was too afraid to talk?
iktf
>>7118593
Good girl, but there's still more you must do.
the results are in
elanna is not perfection (10)
but she is very very high-tier
>>7118514
Well I got a job through a temporary employment agency making. It's shit. They have a hour bank and if they don't place you somewhere you get hours you worked discarded or get less vacation. While getting less than permanent employees.. And I ain't moving forward at all. Kinda disgusted by myself.
Waiting makes the time you spend together more intense and stuff.
>>7118527
Eh i did use some Rama culiness or something. Quite a lot actually :o
>>7118565
>>7118570
I think you two look better.
>>7118582
I'm officially psychotic. Chara isn't. I'm probably the most insane here.
Morning, Male to Worryworts General.
i have a picture of me in a dress but i'm not going to post that, that would be hella gay.
>>7118596
yeah
most recently was the bully one
i'm sorry but i kept that up for you because you seemed to really like it
i'll do anything to make someone nice happy
>>7118584
BLUE
BOARD
>>7118600
When I checked a few hours ago mine was still moist but maybe I should check again
>>7118607
You're just properly diagnosed while she isn't.
>>7118607
You're definitely the most delusional, no doubts there.
>>7118609
only post what you are comfortable posting
>>7118534
How did you afford it?
new thread
>>7118622
>>7118616
that's just platonic semen, silly
>>7118616
Would you care to explain where these juices come from? I don't actually see how its possible unless you're constantly leaking precum.
>>7118590
>implying I ever wear anything down there around the house
>>7118618
Possibly. Not the delusions you're hinting at, though. I can't help feel I already literally died whenever I have a breakdown.
>>7118607
i don't know anything about you, but you have the empty, vacant stare of a psychopath in all your photo
>>7118639
Im constantly worried I died during an LSD trip months ago and this all is a delusional reality Im creating in my last moments before death.
You, probably shouldn't try psychoactive drugs.
>>7118586
Our legal system has firm limits and protections that our health system lacks.
There is no good reason to give criminals more protection than the mentally ill.
>>7118648
>more protection than the mentally ill
it's quite the opposite, really. I'm really not sure how much you know about mental health issues, and it could very well be absolutely nothing.
>>7118645
Given I've been haunted by PTSD flashbacks and nightmares, I haven't touched any psychedelics since 1999 and I probably won't do that ever. Other kinds of psychoactive drugs are fine. I'd rather not use opiates for other reasons. Nicotine and alcohol are fine, and I haven't had adverse reactions to benzos. Uppers never did anything for me.
Hahahahahhaha
Can't afford student loan payments
Defaulting....
Ahhahahaha
Yay credit
No ffs on credit I guess
HAHAHAHAHAH
desu, my face gives me more dysphoria than my junk & have 4 kms attempts this year b/c of it... But its an 'elective' surgery
>>7118662
>locking people up without a trial is ok
>authorities know best, just comply citizen
I actually posted this on another thread but I realized just now it may have been off topic for that thread so I'll ask here too.
I'm a 25 year old, mildly overweight male and I recently took a huge interest in crossdressing. I want to slim down and maybe start taking anti androgens and pseudo estrogens to help pass better but I really don't know much outside of the various infographs that are occasionally posted around some other boards like pic related. I wanted to know how accurate some of these were and if it's a good idea to trust the advice on them or not. Sorry if I sound vague, this feeling is kind of new to me. I haven't really had a surge of motivation and energy towards something till now and I'd hate to waste what might be my only opportunity to actually get something I want out of life.