/lgbt/ redflags

Being black

Has a tumblr account

You can tell they're gay at a glance.

Well:

I'm a girl
But sometimes
*puts on hat*
I'm a boy

Vegan, refers to themselves as their pet's "mommy"

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How big of a red flag is it if a transperson is into drag stuff?

>>7115756
Nah tumblr isn't the worst, I've had a bf that used tumblr, he was fine. Just make sure to bring up gender at some point in some way (IE say "a trans friend" or some shit) and see their reaction.

>>7115716
>bisexual
>doesn't do anal
>under six feet

>>7115716
If they watch anime

>>7115730
/pol/ would be proud

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>MFW a potential partner -- male or female -- is an SJW of any kind

>MFW dudes who lisp

>MFW Negros of either gender

>MFW Semitic men

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>>7115730

>>7115990
I don't think it's a red flag at all - LOTS of closeted trans people find release from dysphoria in "costuming" of the correct gender, whether that's drag or cosplay or just dressing up for themselves at home. And then after they come out, they're already in the community and enjoy the hobby, so no reason to drop something that makes them happy.

Plenty of cis people into drag, but plenty of trans people, too.

>>7116330
if they don't watch anime

Really religious for some reason, constantly talks about sex, deeply into the Steven Universe / Marvel cinematic universe / Harry Potter / Supernatural / Dr Who fandom, one of these vegan-bashers that get more annoying than vegans with their constant rubbing meat in everyone's faces at any chance, thinks gender was a spectrum.

Controlling and hides parts of their lives

>>7117295
Is hiding your past allowed?

Uses the word "assigned" instead of "born". 99.9% chance they're a radical SJW.

>>7117316
It's always a bad sign if someone hides their past. Big red flag as they're probably a slut.

>>7117331
;-;
I'm a pure virgin I just had a really bad childhood/young adulthood and don't like to talk about it.
>inb4 anons ask me to talk about it

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>>7117369
>>7117369
Well shit dude. In that case you don't need to hide it like most people do. I was talking more about avoiding certain gay scenes or people because they're afraid of people spreading rumours about their past, or hiding HIV and drug addiction and all that.
If you have a bad childhood and avoid talking about it most people get the hint and respect that. Don't be with people who don't respect that boundary.

>>7117393
*had

When he says hes bi

>>7115716
NEET
loves anime
loves vidya
browses 4chan

>>7115716
If they are the type of person to post in a thread like this, I want nothing to do with them.

>>7115965
>*puts on hat*
red flag

-Religious--especially Mudslime
-Asian male. Unless very alpha
-"intersectional feminist"
-strange gender-- I'm "Agender"
-into BDSM
-bad sense in humor
-limp-fish handshake
-can't grow beard

but i really dont care for people who's entire identity is queer politics.

those types tend to be crazy and or dramatic as fuck ime.

like, i believe some pretty leftist/abolish gender/sjw/etc shit, but thats really not something normal to base ones existence on.

>>7118122
Same, I'm pretty damn leftist liberal on all of this but political gays are just really exhausting to be around. They're all politics all the time, so you can't just relax around them.

>>7116094
>Just make sure to bring up gender at some point in some way (IE say "a trans friend" or some shit) and see their reaction
Because you want him to Jump up, put a finger on you and scream "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS"
right?

>>7115730
I sencond this, unless it is a girl, and had european features but black skin.

>religious in any shape or form (unless it's cock worship)
>too left leaning
>dislikes borders
>too right leaning
>unironically 1488
>thinks islam is a religion of peace
>thinks any ideology strives for peace
>thinks it gets better

>>7119435
Why do you not like religious BF (Islam is understandable)? In your experience are religious LGBT people really self hating?

>>7119455
>In your experience are religious LGBT people really self hating?
Yeah.
If not outright delusional.

>>7119435
you got good tast

>>7115716
>keeps me ''just friends'' for over a month

If you are put on retainer you won't come off of it, and if you somehow manage to you'll forever be just another choice for people like that.

overstyled eyebrows

I hate them so much

>>7115716
>is a hard radfem or "gender critical"
>religious
>does hard drugs often
>does sex work
>only does casual sex or short term dating
>legit believes in neo-nazi shit
>apologetic towards muslims and other third world scum
>unironically messes with quoija boards, voodoo and other spooky shit regularly
>has overly violent and sadistic sexual fantasies
>into scat, diapers, necrophilia, cuckholding or pedoshit
>unironically identifies as a "sissy" or "trap" or some dumb ass tumblr meme gender
>overly materialistic and entitled

>>7119603
you dont want a twinky witch bf? for shame

As an autistic les these are my redflags
>warning coloration
>face/nipple/weird place piercings
>has tumblr
>does weed and/or hard drugs
>she majored in some social """"""""science"""""""""
>is SJW
>fat
>tranny
>finds animu paedophilic or whatever anti-anime normie buzzword is in
>is gross
>too manly

>is a man
>polyamorous
>ancap
>nazi
>thinks it's normal to talk about porn habits to a potential date on the first conversation
>doesn't type properly in the first few messages
>doesn't shower often
>gambles
>expects you to fix their life for them

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>>7115716
Neon died hair

if she's like misuzu, marry that woman this instant.

As a gay
>Fem/flamboyant and uses the 'gay haay' to greet people
>Into ID politics
>Has ever worn drag sincerely (wearing it for a laugh doesn't count)
>Studying a useless degree (e.g. Women's & LGBTQ+ studies, theology, etc.)
>Religious
>Has a biohazard/gay tattoo, weird piercings, or gay attire and accessories
>Has or has had an STD that wasn't contracted through rape/birth and isn't HSV-1
>Thinks it's OK to start talking about sex within the first couple of months of dating
>Enjoys/enjoyed hookups
>Wants an open relationship
>Has had many previous bfs and/or gfs

>>7115716
>strongly religious
>unintelligent
>awkward (like actually awkward, not cute awkward)
>close minded
>arrogance
>weeaboo
>not weird in at least one aspect
>hates animals

>>7119403
Maybe not quite as extreme, but basically yeah, just see if they're tumblrtarded or not.

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>>7119972
>Thinks it's OK to start talking about sex within the first couple of months of dating
>Months


You're a prude, mate.

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>>7119972
>Wants an open relationship
>Thinks it's OK to start talking about sex within the first couple of months of dating

>>7119972
Nice, I'm 8 or 9 out of 11, depending on whether or not you count theatre as a "useless degree".

What the hell does it mean to "sincerely" wear drag though?

>>7115716
If they're gay.

>>7115716
their showing of confidence.

Got burned 2 times with people without confidence.

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>white
>believes that there are only 2 genders
>hates tumblr
>is voting in the 2016 election
>thinks the harambe meme is funny
>visits 4chan regularly
>"its just a preference"
>thinks gender is real
>thinks stealing from stores is wrong
>has only dated whites/other whites
>#alllivesmatter
>likes anime
>filthy cop lover
>not a commie
>capitalist
>triggered by nb trans ppl
>thinks this is a troll post

Its not.

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>>7116123
if we met i'd tell you im gay buy im bi just because of the stigma, a nice ass is a nice ass regardless.

am over 6 and do the butt stuff- i like being clean inside and out.

...sup.

>>7121058
>thinks stealing from stores is wrong
>not a commie
With you on all but these; don't know what a nb trans is.

>>7121075
Non-binary. Male nor female

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>>7121072
>if we met i'd tell you im gay buy im bi just because of the stigma

Of course you would.

"I'm polyamorous and pansexual" = cum dumpster

>>7121119
what's your manifesto about, cara?

>>7117331
i'm a virgin because i'm too much of a social outcast to make any friends. I hide my past because i don't want to talk about trying to kill myself so many times i can't even count it anymore, abusive parents, horrible childhood, crippling depression, and onward.

>Thinks it's OK to start talking about sex within the first couple of months of dating
>mentions sex
>tries anything sexual
>sex

>>7115716
The concept of virtue offends them.

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>when he/she says they are an anarchist

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Do you think you could hypothetically fall in love with and date a fat person? Or is that completely out of the question?
Assuming that person has good personal hygiene and doesn't have any other of your deal breakers?
Please include your gender and sexuality in your response.
t. fat MtF

>>7123010
les mtf here. I am a total chubby chaser and only date fat women. I also like trans women a little better than cis women.

>>7115972
me if im being honest. but im not, so fuck you. also veganism is inevitable.

>>7123010
>>7123033
Same, except I'll date fat guys too. Chubby people are so comfy.

>facial piercings
>meme pronouns
>uses the phrases "black bodies", "AFAB/AMAB", "problematic"
>Aposematic hair/makeup
>thinks Clinton would be a great president
>thinks Trump would be a great president
>went to college and majored in gender/women/racial studies

>getting on his phone ever while we're eating together or watching a movie

>>7120968
I suppose they mean people who are actually Drag Queens or Drag Kings. As opposed to a person who wears it one off for halloween or a joke.
Their loss, though. Drag is a hella fun.

>>7120993
Hm, I dunno. I've never met a transgirl King. I guess it would depend on the person?

>republican
>misgenders my friends
>holier-than-thou attitude with ANY geek thing
>no job
>lives with their parents
>talks about sex before the first date
>Self identified Slytherin

You think I'm joking about the Slytherin part, but I'm not. Every train wreck of a relationship I've had has been with a Slytherin. Someone with a strong opinion about belonging in Slytherin has a personality I won't communicate well with. Too much dissonance in priorities.

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>short hair
>unkempt hair
>fat (seriously never again)
>thinks strangulation/smothering doesn't belong in the bedroom
>is more intelligent and more successful than me (only acceptable if I get to be a house husband)
>doesn't like long hair
>unable to cuddle
>smokes inside
>doesn't drink at all

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>Does not like cold climates (seriously coat weather is GOAT)
>Does not like guns
>Thought Bernie Sanders was a good idea and had a chance (RIP though poor guy got cheated)
>Likes cats over dogs
>Has a tumblr
>Is fat
>Is an anime expert (nothing wrong with a little bit)
>Is a hon
>Uncomfortable with body/self, depression, on any medication for things of that sort. (never again)
>Does not like to cook
>Does not lift (Not gonna make it brah)

>>7115950
this

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>tattoos

>>7125036
>Thought Bernie Sanders was a good idea
What's your problem with Bernie Sanders?

>>7121058
Wanna know how I know you're black?

>>7127187
>likes anime as a red flag

But negros love Chinese cartoons.

>>7115716
Gay guy here
>leftist
>anti-gun
>socialist
>fat
>sending dick pics before we even meet in person
>wanting to fuck before we even know each other
>in favour of mass immigration
>lisp
>lack of morals
>lack of values

>>7123010
I'm >>7128430
Maybe fall in love, but I wouldn't date him.

However I WOULD help said person lose weight and wait for him to be fit.

>>7115716
>is feminist
That's the big one that might realistically come up I guess. (I don't know where you losers find dates but I sure as fuck won't find any traps, or 4chan browsing or neo-nazi girls where I get mine.)

Instant turn-off:
>Black (just not attracted at all)
>Visual gayness of any sort (feminine face, lisp, mannerisms, attitude)
>Piercings of any sort (just kills my boner)

Red flags:
>Into "gay culture", friends are mostly gay dudes (probably whore)
>into leftist stuff like feminism/LBGTQ+/ID politics
>Middle-Eastern (probably hates himself, never takes it in the ass, has problems with family).
>Anything more serious than weed once in a while. "I tried LSD once" is OK too.

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>>7121058
>thinks stealing from stores is ok

>>7119853
this

>>7127187
You got me anon

>>7121058
>>filthy cop lover
>>not a commie
>hates police
>a communist
>not a troll post
okay buddy

>>7128444
>trying to change people
another red flag

>>7115716
> Vegetardian or vegan
> Selfie-obsessed
> Into social justice
> Strong feminist
> Socialist/labour-voting
> Green party supporter
> Environmentalist
> Low intelligence
> Weak-willed idiot
> NEET
> Demands to know everything about me right away
> Disrespectful of privacy
> Loud

>>7115716
>Over sexual (wants nudes first day)
>Liberal (both classical and modern)
>Lives over 30 minutes away
>Drug use
>Is not honest/ goes with what you say. Example: No babe, what do YOU think?

>>7129526
Adding some
>plays video games more than two hours each day
>wears t-shirts only or mostly (I see it as lazy. Jerseys are fine)
>Isn't creative (They need to have some original thoughts)

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>tfw quietly and harshly judging yourself based on the standards of people you'll never meet

>>7130854
wtf i hate /lgbt/ now!

>secretly trans/denial/agp
>transphobic
Dated a guy that was like two points above and it was awkward and horrible in the end.
>black/muslim
(Not racist but not really my thing)
>isn't into long term relationships
>too feminine
>really into drugs
>wants nudes before we are in a relationship
>willing to send nudes before we are in a relationship

>alt-right or tumblrina (i don't see a problem with dating someone whose political beliefs are different to mine but either of those would be too far)
>anti-drugs
>too far into drugs (except psychedelics)
>fat (and can't be talked into losing weight)
>too normie
>doesn't remove body hair (and can't be talked into removing body hair)
>can't handle being in a relationship with a legitimate autist
>does not live in the united states (though i don't currently)
i'm also iffy about but not actively against dating a trans girl whose dysphoria etiology is agp, i could see it going well but also awfully
t. gynephilic ftm

MtF, bi, more into women

>SJW or alt-right
>Overly religious
>Isn't nice to the waiter
>Is the sort of person who thinks their taste in music is unironically superior to everyone else's
>Lacks empathy

>>7133693
>>Is the sort of person who thinks their taste in music is unironically superior to everyone else's
But what if it IS?

>>7124235
>Every train wreck of a relationship I've had has been with a Slytherin.
are you underage or do you just have the worst luck? liking harry potter that much should be the red flag here

women:
>extreme SJW
>hairy and unhygienic
>bull dyke

men:
>alt-right
>unhygienic
>MRA

both:
>weird fetishes like watersports/scat/ageplay/etc.
>rude and negative all the time for no reason
>doesn't care about animals or the environment
>bad music taste (reggaeton, trashy/explicit rap, etc.)
>passive-aggressive or just plain aggressive/abusive

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>yaaaaas
>listens exclusively to female pop "artists"
>weeb
>still dresses like he did in high school
>no kinks
>takes selfies in public
>has thick gay voice

>>7140652
what's wrong with taking selfies in public?

>>7140652
>say yaaas ironically
>listen to mostly female artists because their voices objectively sound better than men in music
>hate anime but appreciate them
>my high school was pretty fashionable
>plenty of kinks
>hate selfies but need to take them every so often to keep up appearance
>no voice
PHEW

>>7140698
>their voices objectively sound better than men in music
>i like female singers more than male singers
FTFY

>>7140698
>no voice
what

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>>7140652
Is hating on "YAAASSS" the new virtue signal for fags who want to prove that they're not a stereotype? It's literally just a way to release pent up, positive energy. Only the most repressed, miserable people would declare an actual stance against a simple expression of joy like that.

Try living a little.

>>7116123
But I'm bisexual, 5 foot 10 and bottom more than I top...

>>7140781
>bisexual bottom

That's a red flag in itself.

>>7140708
idk what you fixed but ok

>>7140713
i dont even make a sound laughing tbqhwyf

>>7140748
there's this fat """"bear"""" as he likes to call himself, in my distant circle of friends, and he hates "yaas" and will go on a rant if you use it around him
funniest part though, he's the biggest flamer any of us have known

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>>7140781
>bisexual bottom

>>7140817
>>7140792
w-what's wrong with being a bi bottom?

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>>7140837
>w-w

>>7140841
>w-w
you aren't helping, can you speak English?

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>>7140643
>bad music taste (reggaeton

>>7140924
you must be retarded to like that garbage

>>7120993
You mean a femboy?

>>7141007
>implying south america doesn't have the best trash music
it's like professionally produced shitty low quality youtube mashups from 2007 that get airplay. how can you not love it?

>>7141071
even if you like it ironically, you have to admit it's fucking awful

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>>7140748
the salt is real lmao

>>7140748
>It's literally just a way to release pent up, positive energy
It's literally just a way to be a ridiculous caricature of flamboyant effeminacy.

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>>7140476
I'm 22 my friend, but a huge nerd. My living room has a glass cabinet for anime figures and framed art of video game characters. Life is too short to spend hiding my enthusiasm, so my room mates and friends are like minded people.

The Slytherin thing is an off hand coincidence - it's not that they were all huge Harry Potter fans, but who hasn't thought about what house they would be in? But after three instances of terrible disaster relationships, all of them with Slytherins, it's legitimately something I've started considering a red flag. Not a deal breaker, but a red flag.

>>7141178
If caricatures of flamboyant effeminacy trigger you, that's kinda your problem and not theirs.

>>7140748
>virtue signal
>pent up, positive energy
>repressed, miserable people
>Try living a little
top kek, this was a masterful caricature of the most obnoxious kind of shrill faggot

>>7141483
>people whose idealized self-image is a sneaky backstabbing designated villain
>not good
It took three tries to work that out?
Are you retarded?

>>7115716
>is 3d

Look at everyone in this thread wasting their time

>>7115716
>doesn't know shit about politics
>thinks "the left" is the Democratic Party
>thinks communism means the state does things
>doesn't know anything about socialism
>is an sjw
>adheres to any kind of postmodern "new leftist" ideas
>doesn't know who Zizek is
>has never read Camus
>thinks capitalism is a sustainable economic model over long periods of time that doesn't require an eventual radical change
>thinks USA is the best country on earth
>is this >>7121058 person
>is not smarter than me

>ageplay
>diapershit

its disgusting and i dont know why so many mtfs are into it

>>7119853
>ancap
What's wrong with safe cars, Anon?

>>7119972
I weirdly fit all of these. Hooray for prudes

>>7127187
Fuck off. 4chan: double standards

It's pretty hysterical because most of you are your own red flags.

>>7123056
how mentally ill are you

>>7127169
Ok I have less of a problem with him than I let on. I do not think his ideas on society are for the best, even though he probably means well.
Most Bernie supports aren't my type anyway though. So not likely a Berniebro and I would get along anyway.

>>7115716
Unintelligence. There is literally no bigger turn off.

>>7115716
>red flags

when being gay is the most interesting thing about him. sigh

unironic "yasss"

>has grindr and uses it seriously
>believes hate speech should be banned in the US
>anti gun
>hates all hip hop
>believes in some bullshit interpretation of Christianity or Islam that lets them be gay with impunity
>gets offended at the word "nigga" especially if not black
>makes fun of me for using Second Life
>no kinks whatsoever (anal isn't a kink)
>has strong feelings about what brand of smartphone one uses
>uses meth frequently
>does PnP
>thinks that he can't bottom for someone smaller than him, ever
>obsessed with politics

>>7115716
>thinks Stonewall was a good thing
>doesn't believe in total assimilationism
>has any gay mannerisms
>likes anything about the subculture at all
>fagface

>>7145981
whoa this is almost opposite me
but i do php :^)

>>7145981
this is great
are you like a /pol/ femboy

>>7146108
why would a /pol/ femboy call being obsessed with politics a redflag tho

>>7146140
im pol
i dont want to date someone obsessed with politics

also
>dislikes anti gun
>dislikes sensitivity
its pol like faggot

>>7146167
>im pol
>i dont want to date someone obsessed with politics
literally wat
also that's not pol-like lmao, more generally right leaning or generally anarchistic
pol-like would be
>dislikes jews and muslims
>is aryan

>>7146180
I meant
>likes jews and muslims
>isnt aryan

>>7146180
fags think /pol/ is actually all alt right shit

stay in your lane

being overtly liberal or black
no bigger turn off than stupid people

>>7146187
are you ok familia

>>7142269
>is not smarter than me
I don't think you'll have any trouble finding someone smarter than you with politics like that

>>7146197
yeah anon im doing pretty good
thanks hbu

>>7146207
im doing alright, have to spend the night backing up data and shit but otherwise life's great

>>7142269
what the fuck even are your politics

>>7119853
>thinks it's normal to talk about porn habits to a potential date on the first conversation

its not that weird anon

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>demisexual, queer, questioning, genderfluid, non-binary
>rainbows
>majors in gender studies or philosophy
>str8-acting, masc, "only normal, intelligent people pls"
>is politically extreme
>is having sexdates or hook ups
>wants sex after two meet ups
>talks about his sexual history or porn within two meet ups
>would try open relationships
>furry or other fandoms taken too far
>shallow top model exterior
>hobbies consist of "listening to music" and "meeting friends"
>unable to think about dark stuff AND appreciate the good stuff
>doesn't understand my humor
>is religious
>is taking drugs harder than marijuana and alcohol
>wants to party all the time
>all of their friends are only LGBT people
>strict top or strict bottom
>being a normie in general

am I having too high standards?
i just see too much conflict if I don't filter them out

>not a women
>hitler did something wrong
>isn't racist
>isn't sexist
>pacifist
>is not partially or entirely my race
>murdering babies is wrong
>abortion is not murder

Nothing really puts me off by people, more so that people put me off.

>>7115716
>they say "yaaas" or any iteration
>they want me to use my dick
>putting 100% of the relationship decisions on me
>twinks
>Canadians
>Australians
>Americans

>>7117479
>>7115716
^^these

>>7146108
no, last time i went on /pol/ i was just not feeling anything they had to say. but i support their right to say that shit. i figure that if it's dumb enough, it'll get the attention of smart people who will subsequently look down on said dumb people who say dumb things

>>7146426
that roughly matches my standards, actually! you're only a little more selective than me

of course, that doesn't really indicate whether they're too high of standards, since i don't really put any effort into finding a bf anyway these days

>>7141708
It's still emblematic of the developmentally arrested, neotenous tendencies many faggots tend to have. Also
>Ugh, like if X bothers you, then that's your problem
is a shitty argument, it applies both ways- you shouldn't take issue with people who gay bash because that's just your problem you get upset by it.

>>7115716
if he wants to have sex rather than just cuddle and stuff

>>7146905
neither do I
I have already accepted that a relationship may never happen

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>is a feminist
>supports social justice causes
As a lesbian, I am essentially eliminating my entire potential dating pool. Or at the least restricting it to trans men.

In Men:
>fem appearance
>faggy hairstyle
>fem voice
>small dick
>effeminate mannerisms
>fat
>deformity
>$$$ obsessed or Gold digger
>family obsessed

Female
>Taller than me
>balding
>blotchy skin
>ugly face
>deformity
>Overweight, Chubby, Obese
>poor hygiene
>fucked up teeth
>princess complex
>career focused
>blond hair + blue eyes
>feminazi

Ironically though my bf has at least 3 of my male listed faults and 4 of the female listed faults. 10 years strong.

>Watches RuPaul
>Says shit like "YASSS" or "SLAY, QUEEN"
>You can tell they're gay without ever talking to them

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>memester
>using "kek" as laughter
>biscum
>christian
>SJW
>tryhard
>being a INTP
>talking about politics all time

Yeah, I'm not too exigent.

For men and women:

>being an SJW of any kind

>being obese

For men:

>being Black or Semitic

>lisping

For women:

>dyke appearance a la Rachel Maddow

>burning coal

>>7142269
go back to /lit/ with all the other pretentious faggots

>>7146167
>>dislikes anti gun
>its pol like faggot

gun rights shouldn't be a partisan issue

I can't say.
What's sad is that I scare a lot of potential boyfriends/girlfriends. That is a fact. Probably because I'm weird, aka my way of speaking is very polite IRL and I tell a lot of dirty secrets that makes people scared.

As a dyke:

>hairy, manly trans "girls" wanting to hook up
>is asexual
>wears too much makeup
>doesn't read anything besides Harry Potter
>screams about being gay every two seconds, especially if she's actually bi
>repeats memes irl
>identity politics
>likes Buzzfeed
>"gay" is only personality trait

I've dated people with all or some of these traits and I was never more miserable in my life

>>7115716
>any form of tumblr
>any form of /pol/
>will get mad at me for making off-color jokes
>racial stereotype
>too much of a weeaboo
>not OK with my hobbies
>calls herself gay but isn't homo
>so insecure about her sexuality she's either homophobic or she never shuts up about her gayness

>>7151359
Most of these too.

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>People who leave their cart in a random spot instead of putting it in the corral

FUCKING NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>7115716
>they are in a band/ going to an art school.
>self describe themself as communist
>actively participates in the LGBBQ "community"

>>7115716
>is pagan or other fringe religion
>associated with any kind of counterculture at all
>NEET
>morally objected to hunting and/or fishing
>scientifically illiterate
>tech-illiterate
>does any kind of drug besides weed or tobacco. I don't smoke anything myself but i don't have a problem with it.

>>7152137
My brother worked for walmart as a cart pusher for five years, and whenever he was on shift I would walk my cart out to the farthest possible corral just to be a dick.

>>7151190
>my way of speaking is very polite IRL

this is a sign of autism

and i mean literal autism, not like meme autism

>>7149432
>tryhard
>exigent.

kys

>>7152713
I wouldn't be surprised if I had literal autism. Sometimes I have a hard time looking at people in the eyes when I speak, although I've managed to improve enough on that with the years.

Good thing I'm going to a psychologist next month.

When it comes to personality:
>childish, not self-reliant
>stupid, dogmatic, unreflective, religious
>conformist, normie, vanilla, trying hard to be 'cool'
>narrow-minded
>INTP
>submissive (because i'm submissive myself and I want a Dominant, but I wouldn't mind to have other cute submissives as friends ^^)
When it comes to looks (I don't have much preferences here though, even gender):
>skinny+hairy (chubby/muscly+hairy or skinny+hairless are good though)
>'numale'/hipster
>big breasts
>big penis

>Is female
>Too much facial/body hair
>Is a slut
>Doesn't take relationships seriously
>Fat
>Involved in drama
>Pretentious
>Pushy
>Judgemental
>Doesn't share at least some interests
>Not willing to try new things

Alice/Stephanie/Kaylee/Natalie
Aiden/Ayden/Kayden/Ezra

>>7153454
>tfw middle name is ezra
does that count? i legally changed my name in 2014 before it became a trendscum name

>>7153473
Still a red flag pally. I should add that any old-worldy sounding names for mtfs sound sirens as well, like Esther oe Ethel or Elizabeth or shit like that. For transmen it's the opposite.

>>7140817
Okay, I'll bite, what's wrong with being a bi bottom?

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>>7115716
When you catch the guy who just fucked you trying on your $50 dollar favorite panties and ripping them with their muscular thighs and then getting angry when you confront them and then getting rapped and dumped all in 10 min of eachother.

>>7146203
Shit bantz

>>7146219
Im pretty left-leaning. Mostly believe in socialism and post-capitalism but am socially somewhat conservative while still believing in individual rights and personal freedoms.

>>7150575
But none of them want to fuck

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MtF purely into guys here

>doesn't like my music
>doesn't play any video games
>doesn't love guns
>is a liberal
>hates the outdoors
>just wants lots of sex (seriously im too lazy for that shit)
>heavy into conspiracies
>skinny
>any race but white
>unhygienic
>wants me to top
>doesnt have job
>lives with parents

>>7153622
wow holy fuck. im always afraid any guy i get with is just gonna be a closet tranny and just obsess with his own femininity at my expense

>>7130854
> TFW judging people on their standards
> Wow, if you don't like people who X, I want to be well away from you'.

>>7117329
Well, shit.

>>7119865
It looks good on like .5% of the population. So those are excluded, but otherwise this.

>>7128150
>triggered.jpg
They're Japanese!

>>7153712
Lower you standards, tranny.

>>7156112
>your
Fix'd.

>>7141071
Being absolute garbage makes it lighthearted, more about the togetherness and the culture. It's main purpose is to get the neighbors to shut down your party at 4am because everyone's too drunk to leave.

>>7115716
>white (no thx bleh)
>skelly
>furry
>enjoys metal
>autistic