Just got a dildo

>>7108412
>buy a dragon dildo
>lube
>???
>buy more dragon dildo
>repeat

>>7108412
I don't know anything but...

Lube. Lots of lube.

>>7108568
I cant ship because my country is thit and the taxes are insane.
I need to stay with pic related ones

>>7108728
Thxs

That's so thick! How can your butt handle that o.0

>>7111280
My first dildo was 2.5~3cm girth.
Under 3cm it's mostly about relaxing, not stretching so it won't really hurt unless you're being ruthless.

OP, it's probably gonna feel a bit awkward and you're constanly gonna feel like you're about to soil yourself at first. Play in your bathtub after emptiying your bowels in the toilet (do not, let the shower run, it washes away the lube). Try to get it in entirely then pull it out once as a warmup. Once you've done that (and cleaned/relubed the tip because there is probably gonna be a bit of shit with a 17cm) you can try light thrusting without necesarly going to the hilt, it's gonna be way easier if you do the warmup thing first.
I recommend laying on your back more than squatting on it at first, it's way easier to find the right angle and less tiring (and your legs will be shaking after that regardless so don't put too much strain on them).
Just whatever you do, don't give up because it feels weird after one insertion. Clean it up and start again with your already dilated ass it's always better the second time.

>>7108728
also this, you might think you're using enough but you aren't. Enough anal lube will look like way too much lube to any beginner. Unles you're using a vibrating buttplug you want to stay in place you're gonna need to slide in a and out comfortably.

When does a dildo get too big?
I have a 10 inches insertable with 2.3 diameter. It's probably way bigger than normal but goddamn does it make me moan like a girl and make my knees wobble.

>>7112403
Thank you so much!!

I have another question and this one may sound really idiot i think, but, is there any danger of stretching my ass too much and having problems later like needing diapers because my butt is stretched?

Also are condoms a great idea?

>>7114840
Your ass is gonna be a bit relaxed afterward, it might fell like you're about to shit yourself but it's just in your head. For the size you've indicated at least, of course very massive insertions can cause your sphincter to rip and your rectum to prolapse.
This shouldn't happen honestly, you'll feel a lot of pain before it happens. Unless you're a brain damaged size king most of the pleasure is independant from size anyway (past a certain critical mass that is), you probably won't go triple fisting or anything like that any time soon (or ever).
No seriously, you won't rip your sphincter by mere accident with a regular dildo.

Condoms are not required if you've got a non porous toy and required if you don't. I like to use them because it makes cleaning very easier and it hides the silicon taste of my toy so I can practice oral a bit before riding on it. Most people don't use them though. A slight inconvenient is the folds of a condom that doesn't fit perfectly snug can feel a little irritation on your starfish at first, but that's a minor inconvenience.
Be careful though as to wich material the condom is. Latex is fine with silicon so most of the time no worries but better safe than sorry.

>>7112763
Depends heavily on the person and probably your size. The girth is a question of sphincter stretchyness but while I can take 10 full inches I'm sure I could take the full12 of my dildo if I wasn't 173cm. Extra lengh can't hurt anyway, you'll just end up having more to grip on.
On the other hand, past a certain lengh you're just fucking you colon. some people are into that but most of the good spots are around the entrance.

>>7111280

It's not that thick, 2bh. I've taken 4+ inch diameter stuff.

Do buttholes get worn out over time?

I bought one too recently, and it's just way too big. I thought I'd be able to handle it with enough patience, since it doesn't have more girth than an average dick, but I couldn't really get it in past the tip. It still felt pretty good though. Does it get easier over time if I use it regularly? Or does it not work like that?

tfw live at home and too pussy to buy one

I'd love a small dildo and lube, I've put stuff in my butt before while masturbating and I really like it but the lack of privacy kind of makes it really hard.

>>7117253
>4+ inch diameter
[heavy breathing]

>>7118198

What? :3

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>>7118168
Unless gays get the stones where you're from if your parents find it they'll probably just be embarassed and it's won't get brought up in conversation.
If your family finding out would really mean danger, you should also know it probably isn't that hard to hide something when not in use (using and cleaning it is tricky but also thrilling).
And finally since you've got a preference for small things and just want to fill your butt before rubbing the meat you can look at non realistic toys. I reccoment Njoy butt plugs. They're metal and really don't scream sex toy at first glance unless you've seen the kind before. Could also get away by saying it's some sort of self defense implement.
Pic related.
>>7118125
you eventually get used to bigger things but there's a point where only slowly strecthing over long time periods helps, and after that there's a point you'll just hurt yourslef.
But if you thought you could handle it you're probably just not used to it. Continue practicing. Just don't get only the tip in once and then give up. Try multiple times each session you'll get used to it a lot faster.
Of course there's also the possibility you've bit more than what you can chew. By curiosity what dimensions is it?

>>7118125

your ass will stretch with time.
just keep trying and use a lot of lube.

>>7118469
I won't get stoned, it would only be awkward yeah. But the thing is, I couldn't enjoy myself with the stress, I'm almost never home alone and even with my door closed I just couldn't be comfortable enough to be playing with my ass.

It's a problem, I am a really suppressed person and if I was a little freer and wild, I would have done this and not cared, but it just makes me paranoid

>>7114840
Condoms are a great idea. Makes cleaning up much easier. It's not 100% needed if you're clean already and you're using a proper silicon toy, but I haven't had a bad experience using a condom yet.

I've been considering getting something with more girth just to see. My current is pretty OK, but I mean...I want to try bigger.

>>7118510
Really I'd say the fear of getting caught is part of it. I only use my toys in the shower anyway since I'm cursed to always get some specks of shit on my dildo somehow no matter how much I try to clean myself.
Just get lube and experience with your fingers in the shower. Eventually you'll crave more or get bored of it.

>>7118664
No, man. There's no rush from me out of the fear of getting caught, only discomfort.

I've played with my ass before using fingers and a cucumber, and I liked it a great deal, enough so that I am interested in getting real lube and a toy but I just sadly don't think I could enjoy it when having to hide it. Ideally I wish I could be more carefree and it is something I need to work on for sure.

>>7118758
To each his own I guess. But hey you'll move out one day eventually.

>>7118469
Well super late answer but it's like 4 cm at the biggest point, but that's more towards the middle. It's kinda weirdly shaped since it has 3 balls inside it (so there are three parts where it's thicker). The one at the top is maybe like 3,7 cm at the thicket point, but that was too much too. I knew it was pretty big to start with it but I thought with enough patience it wouldn't be that hard...

Is there any way to make anal less... messy?

>>7126540
Diet. Eat more fiber and less fat junk or anything that upsets your digestion (for some people its milk products)

I shouldn't read this thread it makes me horny again.

>>7118198
it's surprisingly easy when you know what to do with your ass muscles
I used to date a guy with a huge dick, and he'd sometimes fist me, never felt any pain

So how many of you taste your toys after you've used them on yourself?

I've done it with my fingers but never a toy.

>>7131969
I usually do because I like the feeling of being a little slut.

>>7131969

Me. It tastes salty.

>>7132049

This.

>>7131969
I always get a speck of shit on the dildo no matter how much I clean so I remove the condom before sucking it.
Still worth it as it is now hot from my body heat and feels more real.

>>7132083
Have fun with that Hep A

>>7132260
Can you actually give hep A to yourself?

>>7108412
>curves up that much
nigga you bought a scimitar

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>>7133202

>>7118198 >>7118337 >>7127265
its likely not DIAMETER, you wouldnt fit a thing that fat in most MALE asses due to male pelvic bones

my bones wont even let me take a hand that is ~3'' curled and Im not unique in this regard

>>7132088
learn to clean properly and change diet if you shit liquid
nothing ruins sex like feces or even smell

>>7135412
I really like my bam dildo, 8.5 circumference which is around 2.7 dia, but I cannot take the american bombshell b-10 tango which is 10in circumference. bones won't do it. my bam pleases me though and I can stick another dildo in next to it which I do rarely.

>>7135412

>>7117253 here. It is diameter.

Here are some tips:
1) Get a heating pad and put it on one side of the bed with a towel over it. Warm dildos feel better.

2) Crisco. Goddamn, do I love Crisco. You'll need Dawn dishwashing liquid afterwards to get it off the toys but hands down it is my favorite.

3) Might want to try poppers, they help relax your sphincter. Never mix with Viagra.

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>>7108412
>human dildo
Nice purchase, grandma. Did the pony express drop it off?

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How do you guys usually user your dildo? I like to put it upright and ride it, but my legs get sore. Been wanting to get OPs pic for awhile now

>>7146374
Where do you buy that?

>>7146501
what the pants? No idea, been seeing them come up in a couple no homo threads on /fit/ so maybe someone there knows

>>7146374
it has a suction cup, yes? either stick it onto something like a dresser with the lowest drawer taken out so you can stick your feet in there, or use something heavy and reasonably narrow that you can straddle, something maybe six inches deep, so you can prop it at a 45 degree angle and stick your dildo to it. this way you can lean forward better.
i used to have this top section of an ikea desk that was like a narrow bookcase. i would put it on the floor and stick my dildo to the end, straddling it and riding doggy style.

>>7146374
>>7146711
I stick mine horisontally on the end of my bathtub and lube the bathub as well as the dildo.
Then I just slide back and forth on my back.

>>7147884
thanks for the laugh

>>7148074
It's a pretty good approximation for getting deep fucked in the missionary position.

>>7117883
the sphincter is a muscle, so no not really unless you do serious damage to it

anyone got any advice for hands free prostate orgasm? I've been trying via a 7 inch dildo and masturbation intructors and I feel like I've been getting really close (a pressure feeling building up) but I need a little extra to push me over the edge before my arm/legs get tired, any random advice from people who have managed to do it? I've heard abstinence makes it easier but it hasn't worked too well for me in the past

>>7148248
work out more, you sound like a fat bitch and fat bitches get no HFOs

go a week without masturbating or touching yourself BUT, feel free to watch all the porn you want, you just can't get off until the week ends and you're free to fuck yourself with a dildo

also not every dildo will achieve HFO, it all depends on your body, also most dildos are really straight anyways and aren't actually doing much more than brushing up against your prostate in comparison to directly banging that fucker
position also matters here too, probably best to get a really good suction cup dildo 2bh

oh and lastly, take things slow and chill the fuck out
HFOs dont come about by constantly going "CMON CMON CMON I JUST WANNA ORGASM CMON CMON CMON"

>>7148293
I'm nowhere near fat but thanks for the advice

I have been mainly using a straight dildo but lying on my side and using my hand to hit my prostate, it's got a suction cup but I don't really have anywhere to stick it. The 'just let it happen' part honestly seems like the way to go

>>7148312
again not all dildos will give people hfos so feel free to buy different varieties for fun, some people get more out of the stainless steel ones, some only from those prostate massagers, etc.

try a wall, try the floor, idk anywhere it sticks so you can use your arms/legs to keep a nice rhythm and balance instead of having to jam it inside of you

you can also try different things like watching porn while doing so, listening to some audio erotica, etc. just experiment, it'll eventually hit. the more frustrated you get though the harder it'll be since you're trying to control everything instead of just letting it fuck you up

>>7126581
>>7135412
What is an adequate diet if i'm willing to play with my toy at night without any shit?

i've eated almost nothing today to prepare myself.

>3cm
>thick
That's less thick than my two fingers, and like 30-40% thinner than my thing...
And what's that about lube? There's too much of my own at times, am I some sort of freak with a juicy ass?