is it alright if i talk to guys on here and we both pretend to

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I hope this takes off!

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I can wait im a good waiter.

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>>7106266
can you talk to me for a second

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>>7106288
yes mmmmmmwhats up?

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>>7106266
Roleplaying is fun. Just don't get too carried away.

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Why is it that male anons are always scared of real girls? I try to talk to you people, add people from /soc/ and what not, but every time we get to voicechat stage of the friendship they either completely sperg out and we never talk again, or they start asking for titpics.

Look, I'm just as perverted as you fucks are, but do you fucks really not have the social skills to actually converse with me and get me to /want/ to send you nudes?

Get it together guys.

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>>7106313
you know when you say that it makes me think you've gotten carried away before- is this true?

>>7106313
>don't get carried away

This person ERPs.

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>>7106339
I don't know what you expected. I mean, social skills? Do you realize where you are?

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>>7106339
wait so is there benis or....

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>>7106358
so you are here....

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>>7106358
I just want some fucking friends but you anons are like 90% male which means I basically gotta be willing to show off the goods if I want you to hang around. FFS can I just have some friends? I don't even mind if you're perverted but can you be my friend first and use me as a masturbatory tool second?

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>>7106351
Guilty.

>>7106354
For many years now, yes. I'm pretty much an expert.

>>7106370
>expert

Then you should have no problem giving us a sample of your writing skills anon.

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>>7106358
you ready for some (you)'s?

https://soundcloud.com/juunana/bubbleteanxc

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>>7106362
What do you mean Anon?

>>7106367
Can't you find homosexuals around here to befriend?

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>>7106370
do you have lots of good reaction images?

>>7106339 cause were scared of our female superiors

>>7106381
I don't get along well with homomales. Hard to explain why.

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>>7106367
I mean maybe you think you need to? and thats what spooks them. Iunno, sup? you a serial killer?

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>>7106381

I mean- do you like computers?

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>>7106405
No I'm just a NEET who is living off of my parent's money. (They pay my rent i live on the other side of the country) you guys think it's easy for females to make friends but really, it isn't, other women with their fucking makeup and their fucking cackles and their fucking man hate just drive me up the fucking wall.

I just wanna talk about anime and video games but good luck finding another female who likes that stuff, and good luck finding a male who isn't either scared off my be or wants free-vagina just for talking to me.

The other day on the bus a guy tried to get my number, I told him I don't normally date guys but we could hang out and see where it goes. He got pissy and walked away.

>>7106367 i need friends and i wont ask for boobs.

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>>7106381
doooo you like getting milked?

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>>7106373
>"Urgh~..." With tremendous effort, Link opened his eyes, though there was nothing to see. He was in absolute darkness. By the chill he felt on his skin he knew that he was naked, and sitting on something metallic. Chains rattled when he tried to stand, the Hero crying out in pain as he became aware of the cruel shackles binding him at wrists and ankles.

>There was a horribly familiar chuckle from the black, deep and ominous, then a tiny flame burst to life. Flickering candlelight cast strange shadows on Ganondorf's sickly green skin as he loomed over his prisoner.

>The Gerudo king was armoured in oiled leather and gleaming bronze discs, though only above the waist. His erection twitched lewdly as he leered down at Link, who was averting his eyes in shame.

>Clawlike fingers grasped the Hylian's jaw and forced him to raise his head.

>"Look me in the eye now, boy. Have some courage. You'll be seeing a lot of this face from now on, so you had best get used to it..."

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>>7106417
...do you like counter strike?

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>>7106388
My reaction image folder is pretty small by 4chan standards. I'm picky about them.

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>>7106469
I do actually, but I don't have CS:GO I mostly play source as I haven't gotten around to saving up for GO

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>>7106470
do you have any lewd ones?

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>>7106486
i got 2500 hours in that shit. iunno even why, watcha play?

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>>7106502
Play DOTA a little, but mostly playing the witcher 3 and MGSV lately. I kinda hate modern multiplayer, wish we could go back to quake and TFClassic.

Sometimes I just feel like technology moves too fast, I miss the comfy days of playing simple yet perfectly designed games.

>>7106266
>why do boys make the best girls?
They know what's most attractive to males and behave and dress accordingly

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>>7106509
I guess that makes sense. Are there any females(males) who would be willing to teach me what men like? I'm not very good with lesbians or with men, and kinda sick of being single. I don't mind fucking with my personality a bit if it gets people to like me.

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>>7106498
No.

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>>7106520
bullshit you whore- I bet you hate cumming, you just edge and edge and edge.

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who here /panties/ ? I got nice striped pink and grey ones. feels gud. tight.

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>>7106516
if i remember right- when i played with my prostate and learned to cum like a girl I understood both men and women at that point.

the way girls react during sex- that slow insert, all of it. the reason it takes a little longer but is totally worth it.

honestly anon, try and rub it. do you know how to find it?

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>>7106544
I wear boxers, are males(female) a thing, or should I go back to tumblr?

>>7106557
You're confusing me. What're you even trying to say?

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>>7106550
I don't have any experience trying to stimulate a male's prostate, most men are pretty scared of that. How do I go about getting one to let me try?

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>>7106542
And I bet you're just projecting your own depravities onto me, you stupid little strumpet. Hoping I'd indulge you? Hoping I'd keep you under my heel and right on that edge until you lose what little wits you have? In your dreams.

>>7106564
>>7106542

Will you guys fuck already so we can watch?

>>7106570
Yeah, quit playing hard to get faggots. Just do each other already.

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>>7106560
Is this thread only for crossdressing males (males dressed as girls) or are females crossdressing as males allowed?

I get mistaken for a guy sometimes, it makes me feel good to fool people, but I am not trans. I just get off on people thinking I'm a boy sometimes.

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>>7106560
>>7106557
I dont understand lady-chan either, but its kinda cute. not in a sexual way, but i want to make lady-chan happy and comfortable...like us

>>7106562
you dont want to get them drunk and do it because then they'll just regret it in the morning and never get another go- its delicate, as far as the literal....

place your palm flat on their tummy with fingers extended towards their penis, your middle finger will be about where his prostate is at- go in the back and try to reach that point, it'll feel like a soft wallnut sized thing. from there its the same as a girl's G-spot- rub away.

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>>7106609
oh and if they say they feel like they need to pee then you're in the right place and they'll just have to get use to that. its great because you can cause contractions and lots of precum.

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>>7106601
Panties are awful, they always dig into me, (and I am not that chubby, honestly.) I started wearing boxers in high school and never went back. I guess it was a natural progression for me to become the ultra-tomboy I am now.

The only think I dislike about it is that men automatically assume I don't wanna fuck them, I mean pussy is great but I get really tired of not being on the receiving end of a pounding. Strap-ons just aren't the same.

>>7106609
>>7106611
For some reason this shit makes me blush, can you really make guys make girl noises like this? It sounds fun but I've never been a dom before.

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>>7106620
oh man- the first time i did this i was using my hands laying in bed, i dont even remember why i started, but its pretty dark and i reach under the covers and feel around. I knew i was clean because i was in the shower before bed fooling around with myself. I felt around before but never with prostate intention. before i knew it found something and went with it, and i fucking let out the little 'ah' and im so fucking embarassed and shocked. like- I couldnt NOT make that noise. i just go face down in the pillow if i do it there so i dont make too much noise. pretty embarassing imo

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>>7106617
plus they have to learn how to fuck! its funny because guys have to learn how to get fucked too haha, we do that stupid arched cat back shit and it just looks awful-

so anyways the short is everybody gotta learn how to fuck more good.

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>>7106636
>>7106640

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>>7106575
woops almost forgot to get you your (you)

as long as you shitpost with anime icons anything is fine- just make sure your choice reflects your benis status or you might get (you)s that are confusing. you're welcome here.

>>7106640
The cat stretch is a good way to get the most pleasurable angle when you're being fucked from behind though.

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>>7106564
ok im back.... I had to go....take care of some stuff...not related....

also are you still here?

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>>7106650
I wear a binder when I go to the gym but I haven't gotten brave enough to walk into the male showers yet, I kinda wanna do it just for a minute, not undress or anything, just be in there without anyone knowing I'm a girl. It's kinda hard cuz I have to wear baggy clothes to pull it off.

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>>7106658
UGH...i know- but....come on you're not alone in there. just go belly up then and get the head over heels and go from there. it at least looks hot then.

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>>7106659
>runs away from sex to masturbate
Come on man we wanted a show.

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>>7106564
>>7106659
......maybe you're taking care of something unrelated as well....

>>7106677
>>>/soc/

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>>7106664
isn't that lewd though? to use the gym to get a thrill?

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>>7106659
I'm still here and sadly not surprised you did that. I bet you're already getting ready to do it again, aren't you? What a dumb weak slut that you are.

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>>7106669
>not realizing why im back anyways

well im here, arent I?

and im definitely not finished.

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>>7106681
Well like I said previous being mistake for a guy gets me off, it always gives me a warm tingling sensation, so for me this would be the ultimate. I'd probably run all the way home to masturbate.

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>>7106685
>What a dumb weak slut that you are.

do you ever do that? do you ever like feeling like a slut? or do you just push them around? or maybe you want them to push back. maybe i can push you.

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>>7106677
>>7106690

you could type here. but we'll all watch. you're not okay with that- are you?

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>>7106664
>>7106646
>>7106620
>>7106617

These posts belong to this person
>>7106575
>>7106516
>>7106506
Sorry about the name in some of the posts, didn't mean to confuse anyone I was using it for another thing and didn't realize it stuck in the field.

Last week I was working out and a guy asked me to spot him, I had to decline because I am ultra weak and he looked really surprised when he heard my voice.

>>7106709

DO IT. Come on guys it's all anonymous we'll never know who you are. Just fuck already goddamint!!

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>>7106721
>>7106709
>>7106703
>>7106689

>>7106703
No, you couldn't push me. I'm not the type to be pushed and anyway I'm way out of your league. I might enjoy making you suck me though, thirsty little bitches like you are great for that.

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>>7106729
you asshole, I liked these panties.... fuck it, lets ruin em.

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>>7106721
guess ill have to take care of two at the same time.

>>7106753
Ugh, seriously? You've made a mess in your panties now? You're disgusting. If you ever did anything like that in front of me I would put you over my knee and smack your ass until you had learned your lesson.

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>>7106771
oh fuck oh fuck oh myyy goooddd.... my roommate came home and i had my headphones on, he saw me in these and like this. I sitting here rocking my hips back and forth like an idiot and he saw

the worst part is im still into it, dont stop.

fuck i think he was cool about it, he smiled. and i mean its not like he didnt know but still....

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>>7106777
you having fun?...

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>>7106777

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>>7106777
so what? you want people on the internet to make fun of your itty bitty should have been a clitty? does your ass even get to rest when its attatched to a slut like you?

>>7106808
Just so you know your roommate was smiling *at* you, not with you. Who knows though? Maybe he would like to see your punishment. I know I'd enjoy seeing your butt turned cherry red by a good long spanking. God knows you wouldn't actually learn anything, stupid slut that you are, but at least I could take satisfaction in giving you what you deserve. I bet you'd whimper and cry like a sissy bitch too, which would be good for a laugh, and if your whining gets too annoying I know you won't resist having your mouth used. Someone like you can't say 'no', after all.

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>>7106774
see
>>7106808

mister fox cant have any grapes even though they're riiight there.

you're free to join in- being rude wont make you any cuter.

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>>7106851
try not to finger yourself too late into the night- i know whores like you cant be left alone too long. see you soon and remember to brush the back of your tongue to kill your gag reflex!

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>>7106852
>was smiling *at* you, not with you

as long as he saw....thats fucked up, isnt it?

>>7106888
Yes, it is. You're fucked up and more than a little disgusting, but you'd make a good cockwarmer.

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>>7106897
>>7106897
https://soundcloud.com/tsunderelaboratoriesincorporated/experiment-1850

ehh he he

eeehh bully-chan i messed up

sorry i got so caught up in the roommate thing and things in here that i kinda let everything go- im pretty much spent at this point....s-sorry.

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>>7106897
it was really nice though- so thanks

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>>7106909
Ayy, whatever, it's not like I had high expectations from a useless jizzrag like you.

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>>7106918
hmph...goodnight

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>>7106917
Yeah, yeah.

>>7106920
Sweet dreams, you nasty little whore.

>>7106266
there's already a thread for this. please check the catalog next time >>7092813

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>>7106922

>a goodnight reply

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>>7106927
Shut up.

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>>7106932
.....

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>>7106954
See, look at that. Obedient to a fault. You were absolutely made to be a cockwarmer.

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god I hate anime

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We almost have the technology.

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>>7106962
Hey one last thing- are we boyfriends now?

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>>7107002
>>7106962
If not that's okay - I can wait. I'm a good waiter....

https://youtu.be/JJX5qyndnR8

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>>7107002
>>7107014
Yes, I am your man now, which is why you will listen to me when I tell you go to sleep already you silly boy.

>>7106339
I had abusive mom, so I'm not very fond of girls / don't respect women.

>>7107283
Comprehensible but, you should work on that.

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>>7107847
whatever you know you like it, you like that i know.

morning- the threads still here huh?

well no time for panties getting wet right now- gotta get things done today, ill check in and out throughout though in case something cute happens....

>>7106417
What anime are you watching this season?

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oh wow its still up! neato. more people might see what we did now....thats pretty lewd.

I havent spoken to my roommate about the thing yet btw. I guess he went out or something, probably be back in an hour. whats up with everyone else? how was your day?

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>>7110306
theres something about smaller dicks that makes me want to try everything....is it like your pictures says? is your boy part a delicate little part of you?

>>7113545
kYs

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>>7110297
Are you really so surprised the thread is still up? /lgbt/ is an extreme slowpoke board. Anyway I'm doing bretty gud, although I am kind of disappointed there is still zero feedback on my Link/Ganon erotic fanfiction >>7106461

By the way you're still a stupid slut and your roommate definitely already knew that before the "incident"

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>>7114825
I didnt like it but I like you so ill say i did. plus I like it better when you type it out naturally...I like you

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>>7113545
wha- .....hmm....

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>>7116514
You know what? I like you too, Anon. You are rather charming, even though you are such a thirsty cocksleeve bitch and everything, you are rather charming. Wherever you are, whatever you're up to, I hope you're happy and safe.