/mtfg/ male to female general

FAYE
Did you just actually get laid?
Lolomg.
What is happening.
Am so curious.
Are you straight finally?
Finally cucked your gf for good?

>>7104022
that fucking OP pic though

well i fucked that up
eh
who gives a shit, i've fucked everything else up

How is mtfg tonight?

>>7103999
Pizza was so good, and now I am completely full of food.

>>7104026
Why are you giving him attention?

>>7104030
shit

i just had a parade pass right in front of my house ama

>>7104028
It's okay. It's not like anyone was expecting anything better of you.

>>7104036
i don't believe you
nothing will pass with relation to you

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>>7104030
Im good ive just been watching anime and drinking tea
Wbu?

>>7104030
Nicccceeeeeeeee

>>7104019
Yeah I guess so? Maybe if it happened with someone else though.
But like a lot more flattering things happening that night so it's probably overshadowing it

>>7104036
What time is it there?

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>Its another "Tranny who has unrealistically high standards turned me down" episode

>>7104036
Were there naked men showing cocks?

>>7104042
clever but a bit of a stretch

>>7104047
4:25

>>7104042
Whingie stop being mean to your betters.

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>>7104031
Honestly, to me it's kind of all three, but I'm a degenerate.

...it was also kinda gay, but it kinda wasn't
IDK

Most of the awkwardness mostly came from me being involved with someone from here at that time so I had to turn them down.

>>7104047
:3 how are you?

>>7104016
Have fun with yr week and your race!!!!
I got my last two midterms this week so p decent rn.

>>7104032
Why are you give me attn

>>7104053
What did you have for lunch

>>7104058
Hi! I'm good hbu?

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>>7104016
>not embracing the dark side
>in the shadows of the moon
>the whore moon

>>7104019
Haha all this pussy game these bitches just begging me to look their way
Y'know how it is bro?

>>7104020
SASS O YASS

>>7104030
Pretty tired but good, hbu?

>>7104062
nothing i havent eaten anything today

>>7104030

I'm good! What toppings did you have?

>>7104055
I'd do it too, because i'm also a degenerate.

Too bad no one wants to fucc me. :(

>>7104055
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

>>7104030
>now I am completely full of food
so jealous...

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>>7104062
I'm ok, i need more sleep tho. :3.

>>7104067
A N O N O' F U N

>>7104069
>Tfw "toppings" give you dirty thoughts that make u giggle.

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>>7104076
hey kari!

>>7104078
Hey carrot top, did you see this?
>>7102151

>>7104081
Whats up?

>>7104016
Did you actually pay attention to the lyrics in the song I linked? Just because it's dissing religion and talking about corpses and shit doesn't make the imagery or the wording any less powerful and inventive.

Edgy stuff just makes me cringe, I'm a heavy proponent of New Sincerity.

>>7104080

I'll give you a topping you'll never forget~

Its accually happend
Bf bought a leash
Welp

>>7104035
Why tho?

>>7104045
Sounds nice. I was eating pizza and watching stuff and now I'm playing Overwatch.

>>7104047
Hell yea it was! What you up to?

>>7104067
About the same really, dunno why, I've done fuck all today.

>>7104080
I had pepperoni, ham, ground beef, Cumberland sausage, peppers and olives! Got 4 slices left for brunch tomorrow as well.

>>7104069
Ohhh myyyy

>>7104100
i'm heading off so i'm not gonna give you an answer

it's just yeah
shit

>>7104093
Is that a threat or a promise?

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>>7104067
Hahha yeah broo but when are you gonna destroy all that puss that mirin you know what I'm talkin bout brah?

>>7104070
;~;

>>7104075
;~;

>>7104047
Yeah probably
Idk I generally read people wanting to have sex with you or anticipating that they'll want to have sex with you as a positive

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>>7104095
>tfw no bf to tug me on my collar

I want to sex Elanna

>>7104083
Lol, I don't understand it but it's funny.

>>7104085
Ok anon, this the third time you've posted this shit and nobody finds it funny

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>>7104086
deciding on food
do I wanna make another burrito, or do I wanna clean stuff and make rice?

>tfw poor college life

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goodmorning sweeties
what's up?
>>7104095
CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>7104111
Go and acuire one then
I belive in you

>>7104103

whichever you want it to be~

>>7104095
embrace it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyTpk6xyzzk

>>7104055
>Most of the awkwardness mostly came from me being involved with someone from here at that time so I had to turn them down.
who was it? or is this classified information not available in the public domain?

turning your bro into your girlfriend is beyond weird, it's both alluring and repulsive

>>7104125
>tfw Shakira won't go with me to a gay bar

._.

>>7104022
Same, mac. Life is only just now starting to pick back up. Unfucking my academic standing so I can go back to school. On edge about Amazon after having to fix part of my background check. I dont think I'm gonna last long up there even if I do make it in.

>>7104111
It's called a choker you weirdos

>>7104122
More like lewd lewd lewd
Hows Maeve today?

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>>7104095
this thread is having a negative influence on my purity

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>>7104100
Same.
It was such a lovely day too...

>>7104095
Hahaha 20, 000 lewds under the sheets

>>7104104
I'm hella gonna make 'em work for it
They'll war and wax my Vette and do my laundry and shit dawg
It's great being born a bro

>>7104122
Maeve in heaven ;)

>>7104134
But this is an actual dog collar

>>7104104
I think it's just this then
He has like a really sleevy vibe...
But yeah it's very satisfying to replay that reaction in my head :D

>>7104100
I am very sleepily laying on the couch
Wbu?

>>7104095
:O
Nice

>>7104080
Awhh me too desu

op here
this is the time of the night where i take out my personal failings on you guys

you won't like it, but to be fair it's better than harassing away one of the nice trips like i've done in the past

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I'm ready for the sweet release of death oh yeah :DDDDDD

>>7104093
:3 this is good news!

>>7104100
Gimme pizza :)

>>7104131
What a fag

>>7104104
;~; indeed

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>>7104101
Awh, well I hope things get better for you.

>>7104128
Ohhh, in that case, both ;)

>>7104140
It was, but I guess that's what Sunday's are for right? Doing fuck all.

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>>7104130
Once while riding the buss i saw a girl wearing dog ears and she kept barking at people
Why sweden why
>>7104137
Purity is for the weak

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>>7104130
It's not really a secret that I -may- have been involved non-platonically with the person I'm currently living with at one point.
Right now things are basically only platonic in name. It's complicated.

>>7104155
>Purity is for the weak
I agree with this.

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>>7104085
oh
uh, nice shoop, I guess.
kinda underwhelming desu, I wish you had done a better job blending the lines, because it looks kinda uncanny rn.

you should post it again, maybe it'll be funny this time

>>7104155
it takes strength to remain pure tho

>>7104136
pretty good
kinda comfy
how about you?
>>7104140
:3
>>7104137
a lil bit of impurity never hurt anyone

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>>7104146
>not being nice to people
well okay, anon

i hear hell is nice and warm this time of year

>>7104146
Okay, anon

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>tfw gay
>tfw like the smell of straight man poo

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>>7104140
Fuck bro you got it made
But you gotta slam that puss if you want em to stick around bro, I'm an expert on slamming pussy

>>7104162
Just give in snicker~
>>7104166
All snugg in bed
>>7104144
Hows basic today?

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>when you ask her if she wants to go get ice cream and she calls you a monster and blocks you

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>>7104177
never!

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hey what's up ladies what is the dra-ma

>>7104157
>Right now things are basically only platonic in name. It's complicated.
this is why i didn't fall for the relationship meme (alongside my many personal failings and negative qualities)

the layers of complexity only ever increase, never decrease

>>7104155
>Once while riding the buss i saw a girl wearing dog ears and she kept barking at people
wtf i love sweden now

>>7104188
I hope you have a good day

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>>7104184
>the layers of complexity only ever increase, never decrease
hell yes girl is this a chaos theory vibe we're on? or like just thermodynamics

>>7104190

hi

>>7104183
no drama
only happy times
>>7104178
why don't you become the tier anon

>>7104177
Super tired but good!
How about you?

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>>7104181
You know you wanna Sincks
Whouldnt it be fun to be put on a leash while wearing cat ears~
>>7104184
Your sweden memes is my reality ._.

>>7104162
>Strength to remain pure
Only true when participating in an orgy

>>7104195
Hello! How is you doing

>>7104197
i'm not good at picking passing from not passing

i'd throw everyone in either "hon" or "qt" tier without any reason

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>>7104184
I mean, it's complicated but it's not. I know how I feel about them, and they know how I feel about them.
Sexuality is the only layer of complexity
Fuck idk maybe I just need to get over myself

>>7104198
Im good
Ive been really happy today for some reason

>>7104206
elanna

>>7104203

I'm good, how are you?

>>7104199
n-no
why would I enjoy such a demeaning thing?

>>7104209
I'm really glad to hear that hanna <3

>>7104206
Banana

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>>7104197
>no drama
impossible, somebody's gotta have done SOMETHING embarrassing lately. this is a general thread on 1/2chan

how can i be scrawny with a visible sixpack but only from low bodyfat percentage and still have a neck thicker than my head

how does that make sense yo

>>7104216

the night is young

>>7104151
But, I need pizza for me >:

>>7104211
Pretty good actually. Sipping on some apple cider and waking up/drying off.

How's my favorite brand of autistic pseudo women doing?

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>>7104175
Yeah bro yeah
I actually look up to you for that
Maybe you can show me how a pro does it sometime

>>7104183
Just raggin' and faggin'

>>7104188
Nice doggie!

>>7104220
Farmer's genes. From all the hoeing your ancestors did.

>>7104226

I posted a pic from your tumblr (deleted it) and claimed i inspired you transition (omfg ego i don't even remember back then very well)

Forgive me?

>>7104205
kinda same
i'm too hugboxxy desu
wouldn't wanna tier people negatively and upset them
>>7104216
we're a sophisticated people xd

>>7104229
but i'm germanic jew, my ancestors just starved to death in camps or had wealth or both, it makes no sense ;____________;

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>>7104191
>hell yes girl is this a chaos theory vibe we're on? or like just thermodynamics
i think it's just a case of "you can put things in the box, but you can't take things out of the box"

unless they die, maybe

>>7104199
>Your sweden memes is my reality ._.
some of the memes are good though, despite the ever-increasingly sour reputation of the country.

>>7104206
i don't know the ins and outs of it all, so it's not my place to comment

human relationships are strange and have too many layers of complexity in general, someone needs to streamline them

>>7104212
Just surrender your purity~
>>7104213
Thanks im glad your good too

>>7104230
>tumblr
Ahh yes the go to place for all your transtrender needs

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>>7104236
I'm a transtrender, I'm trans because it's trendy, safety in numbers and all

>>7104222
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kZlZ-ZK3bXQ

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Would you date a bottle pissing shut in who has given up on life? Give it to me straight.

>>7104236

Oh yeah well you're on a well known white supremacy site with a racist frog

>>7104242
Do you want to be a cute girl?

>>7104216
>somebody's gotta have done SOMETHING embarrassing lately
someone tried to stir shit by shopping me onto carrottop. I got a good laugh out of it.

I think everyone's just too tired to be angry.

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>>7104230
I forgive you. My insta and tumblr are public so I don't really mind my pictures being posted.
As for inspiring me, you definitely contributed in my decision, but I don't think I ever felt inspired by anything to transition, it was more of a "huh, hormones aren't as hard to get as I thought, maybe I should stop ignoring this" kind of thing.

>>7104230
you know who inspired my transition? a lesbian from the old Homestuck General threads, she said "it's okay to be a lesbian if you want to be" and poof! this poof was a tran

>>7104242
rub that adolescent overgrowth alllll over me pissboy

>>7104242
you kinda look like my type idk
two people who've given up on life dating would be a disaster though rofl

>>7104248
Oh hey, it's you. I remember you! How's life?

>>7104248
You look frumpy

>>7104253
It continues to happen and won't stop, and that's fine.

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>Wake up today
>Shoulders bruised to hell
Hope this shit doesn't scar.

>>7104242
>crazy eyes
ABORT

>>7104256
Thank you.

>>7104249
>rub that adolescent overgrowth alllll over me pissboy

Is that a yes? I'm confused.

my job has so successfully destroyed my ability to focus in one of my very important classes and i'm literally about to give up on what should be a very simple homework assignment because i've effectively slept through 2/3 of my classes

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fat slut coming through

>>7104267
oh that was absolutely an offer dude, I'm just also pokin' some fun

>>7104225
You're right, that was rude of me. I apologize.

>>7104260
>Implying sex
Amirite?

>>7104235
It will take more then a leash for me to do that

>Employers and landlords who intentionally and consistently ignore using pronouns such as “ze/hir” to refer to transgender workers and tenants who request them — may be subject to fines as high as $250,000.
>The Commission on Human Rights’ legal guidelines mandate that anyone who providing jobs or housing must use individuals’ preferred gender pronouns.
It's happening

They're taking over

>>7104248

Yay thanks~

Chaatsy definitely inspired my transition. I'd probably have been too much of a coward if she hadn't talked me through it all.

>>7104268
Hmm.. Myna!

>>7104248
it's so weird to think you were in that position at one point, to me it feels like you just came into this world fully transitioned

God damn these fucking parasites!

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oh wait this is cuter 'cause I got the headphones and the little side buns

>>7104252
Maybe we could give each other the motivation to improve?

>>7104261
>Not wanting a Yandere bf just like in the chinese cartoons

>>7104257
Well, that's pretty good I guess!

>>7104290
Yandere bfs are scary af and why do you pee in a bottle?

Yandere girls are where it's at <3

>>7104285
oryx

>>7104288
I didn't know Princess Leia was a tranny

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>>7104278
>Amirite?
Naw. Tried a new exercise and fucked it up.

>>7104278
It's ok, because you showed remorse, I will allow you a slice.

>>7104296
Yeah it is lol. How are you?
>>7104286
I was already well into my transition by the time this board was a thing, so that could be why

>>7104298
Myna lets hang out

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>>7104301
I'm AFAB- assigned fish at birth. I'm also AFAG and ADYKE

>>7104290
>yandere bfs
creepy, scary, domestic violence, will probably murder you
>yandere gfs
cute, cuddly, hits you only because you deserve it, might kill you (but if they do, it'll be in a cute way)

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>>7104307
i can't

>>7104297
Because I hate leaving my room and I hate sunlight. Edgy af amirite.

>>7104311
I would never hit a girl :^)

>>7104318
Hiki!!

>>7104318
>Because I hate leaving my room and I hate sunlight.
do you also drink blood?

>>7104323
Yes. Only the blood of normies will do.

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tfw no cute trans gf to cuddle with and [spoiler]asspussy[/spoiler]

why even live????

>>7104333
._.

can I have hugs please

>>7104336
S A V E M E

>>7104342
>tfw no bf to cuddlings with

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>When your doggo guards the top of the stairs
Aint no one getting through this titanic 4 kilos of pure viciousness.
Posting cause I remember people said the other pics were too camouflage.

Also I buy him all these fucking dog houses and mats and shit but he ends up sleeping on my clothes or the carpet and shit anyways.

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I went gay to find a boyfriend that will love me forever. Ive given up on women completely because of how psycho they are and heartlesh and the horroble stuff they do to me and others.


So i decided to try out trannies. They are just as fucking wacko and do the same shit as women and they aren't even attractive i just wanted to try new types of people as an alternative.

So than i try out gays and feminine boys. And guess they played the fuck out of me even though im a literal 8/10 even 3/10 fembois are breaking my heart. Am i honestly retarded sensitive autistic? I just want someone that loves me and wont betray me...and more horrible stuff happened to me...

Im very positive and loving and caring at least I try to be now...i could understand back in the days when i said and did bad stuff but now im nice as shit. I dont do bad stuff and i try to be a harbringer of peace love and positivity with never a nasty thing about anyone ever.

I just dont get it lads...what is wrong with everything? Even gays can smell that im a fucking female...


I am just a fucking fool in every way but im still going to stay positive! I love everyone here were all going to make it!!

>>7104333
Cause you're a neck beard

>>7104337
hugg anon

>>7104352
thankk I love u

>>7104030
alright now, just adding my citations to this paper and I can relax.
>>7104345
qt doggo :3
>>7104095
l-lewd

>>7104337

Huggu, huggu ~~!

>>7104337
sure
digital huggs aren't as good as real huggs though :(
>>7104333
i'm not exactly cute
but my [spoiler]asspussy[/spoiler] is pretty nice-tier

>>7104333
>tfw out of all the trips in this thread, you rolled snake eyes and happen to live in the same city as Shakira
REEEEEE

>>7104360
Kissu kissu? :3
>>7104362
tru :(

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Is it weird that I bought pumpkin spice pads for my purse

>>7104366
But kisses are lewd!

>>7104370

Yes.

>>7104370
die
white
girls

>>7104371
Nothing wrong with being a little lewd~

>>7104363
Im here too..

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Tfw people keep ma'aming me

I fapped for the first time in 3-4 months this morning and it kinda hurt a lot and now my foreskin is really swollen it kind of looks like the Michelin man am I going to be okay?

>>7104380
are you, or have you ever been at any point in your life, cute?

>>7104393
sorry ma'am

>>7104375
Listen it's not like it's a pumpkin spice enema or something
>>7104373
Is it the color or the fact that I wear pads a week every month as a man

>>7104396
Yes. Go pm?

>>7104394
Yeah, it's probably just gonna hurt and be swollen for a few hours. I've had that Michelin man Bullshit happen to me before, it sucks :/

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>>7104397
Stop

>>7104410
Does it just happen if I don't use it for awhile?

>>7104412
'scuse me ma'am

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>when you accidentally get too high to understand the movie but you're enjoying it anyway cause you're baked

apparently i got really drunk and pissed a bunch of passers off. Don't know why they're so thin skinned, the only reason i talk shit is because their lives are so grand and great that i would sell my soul just to pass as good as them for a day

>>7104399
>Pumpkin spice enema
This sounds like a good idea for my next date.

Also, people don't understand that precum dripping on your panties ruins them

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>>7104396
>are you, or have you ever been at any point in your life, cute?
>ywn never be say to say yes
>>7104423
>ywn be a passer

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is the irc so fast-moving that I shouldn't even bother
where do I go to talk tran2tran

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>>7104403
i'm too scared to meet up with people in real life, but i'm a fat manlet anyway so nothing lost

it's just strange to imagine that i live so close to some people in this thread

>tfw anon doesn't reply

;-;

>>7104423
Support group?

>>7104427
Thats an insult to people like me, you are full time so you can't complain

>>7104429
You sound like my twin. How's it hanging fellow fat and awkward manlet?

>>7104429
Where you at mate? =]

Also go pm. Also>>7104111

>>7104434
It's not like I pass tho. I just live in a hugbox city.

>>7104431
>Support group
This is the least cringe tranny support group and that fact alone speaks volumes to how fucked up in the head most of us are

>>7104428
it's generally super slow

>>7104399

It's the pumpkin spice i don't believe you wear them and I've thought of keeping a tampon in my bag to hold up disguise before so I can't fault you for it.

I've never done it though. It'd be such a convoluted sequence of events to lead to anyone who didn't know i was already trans seeing tampons in my bag that it'd be suspicious in itself.

>>7104439
So? Boo hoo, at least you get to present fem. Count your blessings.

>>7104423
is that why you were sadposting last night

>>7104440
We aren't fucked up society demands too much and people get caught up in it so because of superficial bullshit

>>7104446
I wouldn't even call it that. Its just presenting masc in a dress or whatever.

>>7104423
but you consistently get gendered female
unlike me

>>7104423

you were saying no one can pass if they don't get electro first and if they don't do that they're probably a man anyway.

You're a self-pitying asshole with a victim complex and this is why nobody likes you.

>>7104423
I hate how you come on this site and parade your job and electrolysis and your big tits to all of use who don't have any of these.

I would illegal alien to have all pf your privileges.

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>>7104435
>How's it hanging fellow fat and awkward manlet?
distracting myself through shitposting and escapist media, hoping to roll back the suicide counter by a few years

>>7104437
i'm in the southeast, where are you? also, cute (no homo, but maybe a little bit homo)

>>7104448
True.

>>7104447
Its why im always sad. I will never get to use a purse or let my hair down, or wear bracelets, or do anything i want to do in life because everyone is pretty and im a freak man being left out

>>7104453
I can't pass without electro....
My skin gets too gnarled from shaving to ever be soft and cute

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>>7104441
fuuuuuuck... I can't keep up with two general threads at once yo

>>7104455

Btw out of curiosity i found if we did get married you'd only get to stay in the UK if you're not financially dependant on the government in any way and can pass a test on UK-ishness

>>7104443
They're good to tuck with
And actually even if people know I'm trans they still ask me for one forgetting that I am pretty frequently.

>>7104453
Yeah. But its also because im immune to estrogen.

>>7104456
You just describe my life...

>>7104455
She's not parading sass-kun.
She's proud of things she worked for, for the first time.
She's proud of accomplishing something.
We all make attempts to feel human here.

>>7104456
Near Battersea. You local?

>>7104461

Wax, epilate or tweeze then unless you're going for electro soon.

>>7104468
>I'm not around humans in this setting enough to be asked...
Even though I haven't set foot in a boys room for all of 2016
>>7104469
t. Kayla's tots & bum

>>7104456
Do you masterbait obsessively in order to escape reality?

>>7104471
Its not an accomplishment, im just an ugly man getting a hot needle jammed in my face every week. If i was a foot shorter i wouldn't be so angry

>>7104475
Yanking hairs out makes electro take longer, anon.
It makes the roots twisty and harder to zap.
I use an electric shaver so it doesn't get too close

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>>7104393
We should just go the BSG route and make "sir" a unisex term.

>>7104485
Height is a fucking meme.

>>7104485
They mentioned your job too.
You're adulting now.
I still can't afford to continue my electro ATM, but I'm proud of you for making it happen, even if your mommy paid for it

Had sex with the tranny again

>>7104498
do you masturbate while reading or watching things?

>>7104504
To porn just, why?

everyone is calling me gay because my girlfriend is trans

should i break up with her

>>7104512
It's straight. Penises don't matter

>>7104508
just wanted to know what your sex with tranny experience was like
did you use just your hands or a dildo too?

>>7104478
I change in the boys room, it's kind of fun, and I've only been chased out of one by a man screaming "miss that's not appropriate!" Once this year

>>7104467
Can't i like shengen my italian passport for perma stay and you can like make me your financial dependant because of your wife? Lol

>>7104471
I know, I was just Kayla posting..

>>7104498
Have you accepted your homosexuality?

>>7104514
that's the stupidest part she doesnt even have a penis anymore

my friends keep calling me a faggot though and some of them wont hang out with me anymore. my dad's really unhappy about it too.

>>7104515
Huehue very clever
>>7104518
She passes m8 I'm not gay

>>7104512
If you cared about that then why would you date one in the first place?

>>7104485
>be 5'11
>no one genders you male

>>7104519
then they're bad friends desu

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>Tfw anon doesn't reply

>>7104517
Do you get to succ in the boys room?

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hows my ass

>>7104519
I guess you shouldn't have even told them about her being trans.
Do whatever makes you happy. Who even hates gays anymore?

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>>7104472
>Near Battersea. You local?
Terrifyingly local, jesus christ

>>7104479
maybe just a little bit

>ywn put a diap on kayla
>ywn put kayla in a bib and highchair
>ywn feed kayla food with complex flavors like curry and watch as she cries and spits in out

>>7104520
But you did it for the cock, admit it!
Did you touch it and succ on it, or did tranny put it in your butt?

>>7104517
>getting asked for pads in the boys room

>>7104518
I'm sad.
I think I'm more straight than I thought.

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>>7104528
looking great hun!!!

>>7104518

Oh yeah I forgot you said you've got Italian nationality.

You could move anywhere in the EU i guess then no marriage needed. Although the ship is sailing on the UK I guess.

>>7104517
faye did you finally sleep with a boy or were you unable to get him to dick you?
>>7103636
>>7103649
>>7103780

>>7104534
kayla has more of a mommy vibe

>tfw will never fill Kayla with creampie after creampie all night everynight

>>7104521
because she was pretty and funny

>>7104524
yeah i guess so. i didnt have very many friends though so this is a huge hit to my social circle

>>7104529
i didnt even want to tell them she was trans i only did it because she wanted me to. i didnt fight her on it because i didnt want to hurt her feelings since she cries really easily.

>>7104525
Here you go love
>>7104528
What ass?
Do squats, love of them
>>7104539
Niether, just fucked her

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>>7104531
You wanna meet up?? =]

We could meet up at the college of Art near the Thames

>>7104528
Racist ass

>>7104540
Are you suffering from coq lust?

>>7104551
Ya... I still love looking at yoga pant buttes... But I also wanna be tossed around with dique en tow

>>7104526
I'm NOT GAY
>>7104540
Don't erase ftm lives
>>7104543
I got fucked pretty hard like 5 min later ye

>>7104551
>coq lust

W-whoever heard of such a thing

>>7104343
i'll cuddle the fucking shit out of you i swear to GOD pls respond

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>>7104550
n-no, that's okay. i'm not attractive or anything though, so it's not like it's a missed opportunity.

that's almost within walking distance though - it makes me wonder if we've ever unknowingly passed each other in real life

please don't hate me, i'm just too autistic for this shit

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my tiddies were acting up again today.
they still feel a bit uncomfortable

>>7104558
Wai8,
You're no longer a virgin?
So much for Mr. Perfect.
Who was it, how was it, what was the circumstance?
Also, was it your first or was everything before this conjecture?

>>7104568
Fuck sake lad, man up

>>7104362
>>7104343
hentaibutts tumblr com pls msg me and i'll pat ur head

>>7104569
get a nice boy to rubb them

>>7104569
Youre in luck then because I am licensed tiddy specialist. But in order to diagnose your issue I'm gonna need to see a picture of them.

>>7104558
wait, what
you got dick?
you finally got the dick?!

>>7104348
i'm actually not, feelsbadman

>>7104558
Also, look at the first post of this thread, faggot.

>>7104575
man, if only

>>7104576
it's nothing special.
they're just being rowdy is all.
besides, they're flat

>>7104577
>>7104571
We'll by fucked I mean I got my boobs sucked on and I came

Still a virgin

>tfw you're in that sleepy comfy cute mood\

I wish every day was like this...

>>7104589
How does one enter this mood?

>>7104588
GAH
well why are you afraid of dick
its not like you will get addicted to it like elanna or kiwi or korra

>>7104585
Please post them anyway

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>>7104568
Im so goddam lonely.. Pls..

>>7104566
'-' /

>>7104574
Sent

>>7104592
I just got over a huge amount of stress, so it's kinda like that post-orgasm coma or something

does anyone have a picture of amber?
i want to make sure i'm going after an ex-mtf who looks like a guy

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>>7104593
Or literally every person here whose tried it

>>7104597
>post-orgasm
My path is clear to me now

Why were you stressed? Because of your paper?

>>7104212
hmm...
*buys a leash, cat ears, and a plane ticket to Boston*

>>7104599
nothing in the archive
i think they were just some troll idk

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Morning

>>7104599

They sound like a /pol/ troll who's dropped a shitload of acid and burnt out their brain. They're probs just a cis man.

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Could beat the shit out of any of you lads ITT

>>7104613
can it be me

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>>7104613

>>7104604
yeah

also, I let my blood sugar get super-low earlier and basically binged on tostitos for the past hour or so

>>7104614
Is that some weird fetish of yours, benders?
>>7104615
>anime
Would beat you the most

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>>7104608
hey emu

>>7104618
Shiiiiit you ok now? I am assuming site because you said you were comfy

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>>7104605
nep, no
I'm pure

>>7104620
Good day to you Maeve

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>>7104613
Not me

T. Used to do kickboxing

>>7104555
That sounds like lots of fun!

>>7104559
I hear it in my head

>>7104588
Sucking on coq isn't gay, it's très chic. All the cool girls are doing it.

Go have a piss, stop holding it in.

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>>7104619
Come get it, faggot.

>>7104613
beat me up please

>>7104625
>used to
Bet you've got woman-tier strength now
Could easily take you

>>7104625
>tfw no camo shorts like that

>>7104594
no

>>7104623
>Snickerdoodle
>Pure
Okay

>>7104632
Wtf?

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>Tfw anon lives nearby
>tfw wanna just be next to someone

Pls reply..

>>7104619
maybe
kind of

>>7104573
>Fuck sake lad, man up
i love my shitposting and the comfy MTFG threads, but yeah, i'm a massive coward

>>7104596
>Im so goddam lonely.. Pls..
you look pretty cute based on the photo though - are you actually an MTF or just suffering from a bad case of femboi-ness?

>>7104613
Lol, you sure don't know about the stuff repressed trannies do, do you?

>>7104625
Can we naked wrestle? :p

>>7104627
Does it ever go away? ;_;

>>7104628
>not having a piss bottle

>>7104647
No, what do they do?

>>7104632
Racist shits are going to get beat up by the federal government once Donald Cuck loses.

>>7104640
what do you mean!
of course I'm pure, why wouldn't I be?

>>7104647
>you sure don't know about the stuff repressed trannies do, do you?
yeah, we hide, play videogames and pretend we were born with proper male minds

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>>7104633
I'm definitely not as strong as before but I might win with technique
>>7104634
They look nice
>>7104647
We can have a naked boxing match desu

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>>7104651
Fuck Drumpf and fuck all white people

i don't understand my life
do i get a redo if shit gets weird?

>>7104652
ur a filthy whore

>>7104646
I am mtf. But I usually femboi it appreance wise because Im just scared recently and other stuff.. I do get sirred and madamed but I usually correct people. Just bad times recently, but it'll get better. =]

Gopm~...?

>>7104648
Only with whoremoans. You get to be asexual until it comes back with a vengance.

>>7104649
Thwy do manly stuf like become spec ops soldiers, weightlifters, sreetfighters, mma, gun owners and stuff.

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>>7104613
>snaggletoothed britbongs beating anybody

>>7104613
Can you make sure I'm dead?

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>>7104655
Hi Tomokomrade

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>>7104651
>>7104657
Niggers
>>7104661
Sure, bet they shoot gold out of their feminine penis aswell
>>7104663
>britbong
Wrong
>>7104664
Yes

>>7104659
I'll have you know I'm a virgin

>>7104362
>>7104596
I'M SORRY IT'S SINGULAR hentaibutt* not butts fucking murder me

i'm gonna go die

>>7104668
oh wow i take it back ur pretty and pure