MTFG - Men Turning Figuratively Gay

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TELL ME HOW YOUR DAY IS GOING OR THE HAMSTER GETS IT

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me on the right

(‿) Reminder that you are all beautiful

No one got the get,im dissapointed:(

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>>7100004

>>7100004
dont negotiate with terrosts etc

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>>7100004
Day goes alright. Trying to clean. You?

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>tfw new thread means I can reuse all my old Yano pics

EPIC WIN

>>7100005
>>7099987
>i miss my pretty blonde hair
saaame
I used to be a platinum blonde naturally lol
now I'm dirty blonde

>>7099986
you're a baseball fan? or do you just like low quality music?

>>7100004
I was getting bullied earlier, but I'm ok.

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>>7100008
Fucking emoticon not showing up right

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>>7100020
>you're a baseball fan? or do you just like low quality music?
CUBS GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES BBY

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>>7100004
>>7100026
yw
oval face shape means you can basically wear w/e so just try them on and make sure they dont make you look weird before you buy them, but practically anything should work for you

>>7100020
Ok so like
it was so cute blonde
mousy was the adjective given to me
but it died ;w;

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>>7100024
oh right, sportsball happens in october

all I've been following is worlds for league.

>>7100013
>>7100014
>_<
>>7100015
things are fine
last night was pretty bad and then i had shitty dreams so it kinda carried over to today
>>7100020
yeah bullying is no good
glad you're feelin ok ^^
>>7100031
noted

>>7100031
hey, mercury, i've been wondering.
what brought you here to /mtfg/?

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>>7099987
I guess this is a classic case of "grass is greener on the other side of the fence. I would much prefer California weather.
>If you go to castley northern england its so wonderful omg
I went to York once, it was pretty dry.
Me on the bus <<<

>>7100020
How were you getting bullied?!

>>7099976
that sounds CUTE
ima do it ok
>>7099987
i miss mine too ;;
i had really blonde hair when i was a lil kid then puberty ruined it

>>7100004
Eh it was alright
Could've been better, but it also could've been much worse

>>7100042
I can't stop. What do?

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>>7100033
awh ;__;
mine died with testosterone
it also got all curly and stupid

>>7100037
yeppp
I'm gonna play some gamestuff later, which is a good change of pace from effectively procrastinating on my essay

>>7100042
drake was saying I had a bad chin when I don't, and valq was saying I have "O" (sic) net worth

>tfw your bf keeps "accidentally" touching your cock.
>tfw he makes you sit on his face

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>>7099993
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>>7099986
>>7100024
>THIS IS GONNA BE THE YEAR

>>7100015
lol fennecs

>>7100053
party

>>7100054
fuck that little gimp, who cares what other people think,as long as you're looking after number one, thats all that matters.

>>7100048
i can relate
hope things start gettin better for ya
>>7100058
ooo those are nice

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>>7100058
DAMN FUCKING RIGHT IT IS

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>>7100045
no dont

>>7100040
i saw rachel on /soc/ and then found out she posted here so i followed her and became a devoted fangirl and hanger-on

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>>7099963
no
im a super nice guy
im just correcting the record (tm)

>>7099966
>is a nig
>hates being called a nig
explain this

>>7099967
it'll only keep improving if you keep talking to me
that's a fact
did you have a good day pooks?

>>7099977
i hate calculus
so glad i dropped out of it senior year
ill save it for college when im on adderol maybe

>>7099987
how is that harsh at all?
why were you whoring yourself out for your brother, ghostie?


>>7099975
if i was colorblind i wouldnt be able to tell you apart from the crimson chin

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>>7100072
you're in love w/ rachel, aren't you?

What is /mtfg/ listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiRRfKoNl50
>tfw mum lost one of my Bill Evans albums
Fuck sake, I can't find that particular performance anywhere again. Still got this one though.

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>tfw no friends to go to bars
>tfw its been pooring rain all day and the road is closed
>tfw I dont even want to drive around and take the high way i just wanna go home and cry

>>7100079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

>>7100079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JJNpo6Vas

>>7100076
who's rachel?
that lonely sad girl who walks home every day?

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>>7100073
>I hate calculus

who /full time/ here? do you ever get nervous before doing certain things even if you've been passing for a while? for me its always meeting new people. I get really anxious. that and going to the ladies room.

>>7100037
heh
>>7100045
blonde hair is nice.
I miss it soo much
but what should i do w/ my hair
>>7100041
that looks so pretty
lush
green
so dreeaamy
>>7100054
aww :(
that sucks ;;
mine got wavy and frizzy over time
>>7100073
he fucking threatened me into doing it the first time, and then after that he said i would always be worth nothing if i told anyone about it
so i kinda thought i had to otherwise my life would be over

>>7100073
Awwww I sort of liked this dominant Side of u

>>7100092
>it's another 'ghostie has consensual sex then claims rape post 24 hours' episode

im gonna change the fucking channel

at least i'm not cutting yeah
maybe it's why i'm sad, i'm not releasing anything and it's just festering in my brain.

hey korra
i am mtf i am 25 and pre-HRT but I am a full time female. You can private message me at /u/everyfuckinguseronreddit

hope this helps
Godbless

>>7100087
Rachel is a fucking legend, a genious and a goddess.

I'm not kidding.

>>7100090
I'm a full time dork!

>>7100079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GupJwtLRp8Y
xd

>>7100099
yeah i know i know
every tranny wants you to beat them around and treat them like shit
really makes me drink

>>7100089
i didnt know autism came in black girl form

>>7100090
Has anyone ever clocked you?

>>7100100I do not like this Boo.

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>>7100079

An -- Quad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIB7UTI7i8

>>7100086
god, shit like this can get so much attention, and it's such low-effort content.

>>7100092
>frizzy
that sucks
mine just got kinda wild and uncontrollable, so I had to cut it short for the sake of convenience. It's still wild now, but at least I can style it the way I like it.

>>7100102
Thank you! One more question! How infected are you with the poz? Cuz I want it really bad, thanks again!

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>>7100102
>tranny thread
>want to actually talk about trans related issues
>get memes instead

thanks for confirming mtfg is not actually useful for trans stuff

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>>7100110
decisive boo victory

>>7100092
well i think i can make an educated guess that your day is going well

>>7100114
There is a nigga named drakeposter who shit posts here how the fuck are you gonna take this seriously.

>posts obvious question looking for confirmation from a group you already know feels identical

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>the most beautiful models are tall

anyone fucking sick of this line? every time I bring up my height in a negative way people say that and I just get furious.

>>7100090

I'm consistently nervous whilst doing everything whenever there are strangers around.

>>7100127
fuck tall people

>>7100127
kayla you are my above average height princess

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>>7100126
me on the right

>>7100090
>who /full time/ here?
i am
>do you ever get nervous before doing certain things even if you've been passing for a while?
not really, and only because my name and gender aren't changed.
>for me its always meeting new people.
nah, meeting new people is great because they'll know me only as female. seeing people i haven't seen in years is more nerve racking for me
>I get really anxious.
chill the fuck out
>that and going to the ladies room.
only if i feel like i look especially masculine, but i have short hair. dont you have long hair?
>>7100114
>implying people can't be fulltime without hormones
being on hormones is a relatively recent (past 60 years ) thing
before that transpeople had to do without

>>7100090
me

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>>7100108
But calculus is actually beautiful. So useful as well.

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kayla is a cute

>>7100140
trying to understand this stuff makes me feel like i have an isla brain

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>going full time
>before finishing hair removal

does kayla have a fetish for electrolysis?

why is that all he ever talks about?

>>7100149
no you're just a dumb newfag she's only been talking about it for like 3 weeks

>>7100121
Yes it is.
Very much a boo victory.
>>7100111
frizziness is GAY
>>7100125
it is for the most part
i had a cute dream

>>7100151
3 weeks with only talking about electrolysis?
is that better?

>>7100144
believe me, looking @ assembly code used to make me feel the same way

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>>7100149
>>7099996
>>7100153
REMINDER TO FILTER DRAKEPOSTER

>>7100152
yeah you told me >_<
i wanna have cute dreams so that i can feel cute instead of sad

>>7100155
not an argument

is mercury still around?
i want to know whether or not she wants to fug rachel

lol just heard another drive-by shooting like a couple blocks away from my house. this is getting ridiculous

>>7100149
Its something no one ever really brings up and since i'm getting 2 sessions a week I just feel the need to talk about it. Why do people force fulltime on themselves when they still have facial hair? I try to tell them they need to grow it out to get it zapped but I guess they want to be hons with caked on makeup and having to shave every day. And when they do decide to get it removed then they will have to essentially detrans through the process.

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>>7100152
>frizziness is GAY
I KNOW, right?

>>7100155
I like trolling and bullying him, but only sometimes.
Other times he deserves to be ignored and treated like a child.

>>7100162
why would you care?

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>>7100165

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>>7100165
how long hrt before zap sessions

>>7100167
I actually really filter him, but my filters reset almost every day because I clear cookies and stuff automatically on this device.

>>7100162
wait a minute.
why am i doing this?

>>7100165

'cos I have light blonde hair and can easily cover it up with make-up.

>>7100167
I have really fucking frizzy jew hair. Keratin treatments are a miracle

>>7100168
i dunno....
i don't know what's gotten into me

>>7100172
Mine is blonde too but covering it up with makeup is fucking weak sauce and you know it.

>>7100170
I made sure to do it after hrt thinned out my beard so at around 1.7 year hrt

>>7100174
are you into mercury?

>>7100175
I don't to have a beard for 2 years ;_;
Other than pain, what does it matter?

>>7100154
whats assembly code?

>>7100108
Dude, you went from cool to MRA with your rant.

>>7100147
>Tfw no electrolisys for trans or men in my country.
I hate how privileged trannies come on this board to flaunt their awesome lives

>>7100176
post her pic

>>7100176
no.
i just thought it would be exciting to hear about that kind of thing

>trans gf finds old pic of herself before transition
>starts crying
You guys are the experts. What should I do/say?

>>7100180
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assembly_language

>>7100179
go for it then, I was just saying what I did.

>>7100181
what country?

>>7100184
burn the picture
administer a sufficient amount of huggs

>>7100164
I'll be ur bodyguard. M

>>7100176
she said this>>7100072
but i think she was being sarcastic right?

>>7100127
Sauce on web?

>>7100109
sometimes, very rarely whenever I don't talk though. when I do talk yeah it's obvious

>>7100129
is there anything you do to combat it? I get like unhealthy levels of anxiety meeting new people and I wanna kick the bad habit

>>7100138
>chill out

easier said than done when there a ton of insecurity and uncertainty

>long hair

it doesn't help as much as you might think

>meeting old people

the only ppl that quality for that are relatives I haven't seen in months/years but they usually never recognize me

>hormones

i never said they couldn't but that was an obvious bitter shitpost

>>7100165
>being this retarded

lmao not everyone has the same hair type or wants to live as a man when shaving and light makeup does the job just fine

>huur durr force yourself to live in the closet when you don't have to

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>>7100173
>Keratin treatments are a miracle
what do they do for your hair?
mine's really thick polish hair, so having thicker hair might not help much

my balls kinda hurt desu

>>7100184
>What should I do/say?
call her a faggot. Who cries at their old guy pics? I look at mine and say to myself "thank fuck i'm not that thing anymore"

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>>7100184
>You've come a long way and I never had to know that person
>i feel privileged to know you
>you're so hot not
>let me put my finger in your booty

>>7100198
Same, wanna bang?

>>7100184
tell her she's pretty and that's in the past m8

>>7100181
im more of an IRA kind of guy

>>7100185
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>7100144
Lmao that's basic calculus, this is hardcore shit. idk wtf is going on, I think he's integrating in the complex plane to achieve an interdimensional shortcut to the solution.
>>7100196
How do strangers react when you talk?
Sorry for all the questions

>>7100203
no im not gay asshole

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>>7100180
this is.
they're basically cpu instructions

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>>7100187
My shit country, Guatemala.

>Tfw some idiots tried to sell me IPL

>>7100206
i had a look and actually clicked on the first link
and it just seemed like basic/advanced physics

physics isnt too bad

this stuff is the silly stuff

>>7100207
>not gay

wtf??

>>7100200
Age 15 my chin was already a disaster. Drakeposter actually told me he wanted to cum on it. Kinda weirded me out.

>>7100196
>when shaving and light makeup does the job just fine
HAHAHA FUCKING HON TALK

Seriously if you want to have a beard forever then be my guest but I prefer when I am done with transition and in bed next to a guy not to have him roll over to kiss me in the morning and feel stubble.
mtfg used to be against hon garbage like no facial hair removal

>>7100207
Faggot

>>7100072
is this forreals???

>>7100087
>that lonely sad girl who walks home every day?
i own a car. couldn't walk in my neighborhood, too many shootings and muggings.

but yes, i am lonely and sad.

>>7100106
awh <3

>>7100209
I was looking at an electro place and the only review was the owner giving herself 5 stars that's a red flag right

>>7100175

Nah you just suck at make-up

>>7100213
oh, is that right?

>>7100218
then why do those kids see you walking home
i was just making a joke

>>7100208
i understand this perfectly
int 0$8x indeed

>>7100222
5 stars is 5 stars

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>>7100206
surprise mostly like they're shocked that I have the voice I do

>>7100214
>everyone should be a scared little pussy like me

no one ever said don't do hair removal retard. use that inbred hillbilly braid for once and think. I'm saying you can go full time while you save up for hair removal because daily shaving and makeup covers the stubble and if you actually know how to shave you won't have much/any stubble the morning after.

the hon logic is telling people to be as retarded as you were and still be in a weak ass failing faggot boy mode nearly two years into hrt and still not know basic adult woman shit or be too terrified to walk into a makeup/clothing store lmao

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>>7100223
Everyone here sucks with makeup, I suck with makeup, there's not a one of us who's gained skill with it. At best we have people who are proficient with it.

>>7100219
ya tru

>>7100223
There are a million life situations where you can't always wear makeup. I mean shit am I the only one here now who thinks facial hair should be removed? What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

>>7100225
i know.

because i park on the street in front of my house.

>>7100225
then what is the instruction you just typed?
also, you typed it out wrong.
it's 'int $0x80'

>>7100229
moap <3 idk basic and Dollface a breddy gud with their makeup and im not to shabby either. but I do see the point you're making

>>7100213
>Kinda weirded me out.
yeah, that's fuckin weird

>>7100229
I take it your makeup practice isn't going so well.

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>>7100197
It makes my hair a lot softer and more manageable. I am actually part Polish, so I imagine my jew fro comes from that.

Also, here's a comparison photo.

>>7100231
no ur that only retard obsessed with hair removal to the point of putting your life on pause lol. and there's very very few rl scenarios where you can use a bit of makeup your lack of knowledge in the subject is apparent. please go spew your redneck garbage at the local Nascar race Billy bob

Good night /mtfg/
Reminder that you're beautiful

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>>7100237
Male to male general

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oooo

>>7100218
I'm lonely and sad too
>too many shootings and muggings.
Buy a gun?
>>7100211
Every time I say I'm better at physics than maths no-one believes me. Physics, it's just much more intuitive to me, maths is too abstract for me to get without being told how to do it.
>>7100228
I could be you right now, In makeup I pass but I have a man voice still. I'm way too chicken to do what you do though. imma wait for the voice training.
>>7100229
I posted a pic of my makeup, no-one said it sucked.

>>7100233
how would i know what it is if its typed wrong
it means nothing

>>7100232
but now i think of you as a lonely sad girl who binges on pizza
thats a terrible thing

>>7100237
ngl, you look kinda crazy, but I see the difference. I had the same hair problems as left when I partially grew my hair out. Not as bad, but still looked gross when it was between 3" and 9"

>>7100228
covering stubble doesn't get rid of it

In fact it only makes it more obvious you have facial hair in the first place. Good luck being the A-typical cringey as fuck hon.

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>>7100241
>gaming laptop

>>7100238
can't use makeup*

>>7100242
eh it's not much different than normal I pass w/o makeup these days bc my beard shadow isn't really noticeable unless ur looking for it. as for the voice thing I keep having issues doing it bc mental blocks. I'm looking into hiring a voice coach soon

>>7100229
edie has good makeup!
merc too

>>7100238
Its worth putting my life on pause so I don't end up a fucking hon.

Glad to know I touched a nerve.

>>7100249
Well yeah, I'm not supposed to sit down normally cuz of my sacroiliac so i cant just
have a whole rig in my bed
c'mon

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man my chin was fucked up even when I was 11 and the autism was mad obvious :(

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>>7100234
Basic and Dollface would both be in Ita/bad makeup threads on /cgl/. Compared to ciswomen who've been doing this shit since they were 12 it can't be shocking we're all mediocre.

>>7100235
Bleh, I can do eyeliner better than my sister now, at least. I dunno why but my sister really can't into eyeliner. She doesn't really need it, though- imagine what my genetics make a cisgirl look like.

Honestly though I was trying to comfort Kayla and let her know its ok for a transgirl to be shit at her makeup.

Hopefully my sadness passes.
It always does pass.

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>>7100254
michael desperately needed those makeup skills

>>7100258
holy shit how far back do your digital archives go arent you like 26?

>>7100244
no, it doesn't.
'int' is an interrupt intsruction.
'int $0x80' is an output directive

>>7100261
yeah, yer gonna be a cute happy isla once more

>>7100247
>what is close shaving?
>>7100250
Beard shadow is part of why I don't pass without makeup. I'm praying it will go away by the time I finish session 8 of laser. Weirdly I never even had much facial hair so idk why there's this shadow there.
>mental block
Omg this is my problem too!
>>7100254
>tfw my hard work at makeup practice goes unrecognized
>>7100258
Wow you looked so much younger, you fucked up by repressing.
>>7100257
I forgive you.

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>>7100254
>edie has good makeup!
that was a joke, right?
she looks like a hooker

>>7100258
>11
then you would've had a fucked chin if you were a girl, and it's not something you should worry about.

>>7100259
well yeah, the only cis girl in my family that knows how to do makeup is my sister, who needed to learn it for acting anyway. It's pretty common to suck at makeup.

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>>7100242
I am 99.9% sure she is legally barred from owning a gun, although iirc she has one anyway
>>7100231
You are so retarded
>>7100228
+1
Not everyone is a scared little pussy bitch
>>7100219
Same
>>7100218
Idk you tell me
>>7100162>>7100076
Idk probably hinestly maybe
>>7100254
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk
I'm aight I guess

>>7100259
>Honestly though I was trying to comfort Kayla and let her know its ok for a transgirl to be shit at her makeup.

And I'm saying I don't wanna be a fucking drag queen with layers of caked on makeup. Hell the other day all I had was lip gloss on and I got gendered female.

>>7100264
hmmm
yes
indeed

>>7100266
danke
>>7100265
I'm just disappointed in myself zzz

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>>7100268
that's so cool

>>7100247
>being this stupid

wow hillbillies are allergic to reality I guess. you can get a clean shave that leaves literally no stubble and have smooth skin before you even apply makeup. who tf would even be stupid enough to put makeup on over stubble?

go be retarded somewhere else crossdresser

>>7100256
>touched a nerve

more like proved you have no idea what ur talking about

>>7100259
idk it looks fine to me compared to cis girls I see irl. they're at least as well as the average girl.

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i need to shave but my father took all the razors in the house
wryyyyyy

>>7100256

Hon was your destiny since your first 420chan post. you're not hot shit just because you got electro.

>>7100272
id be super dissapointed in myself if i let myself get raped like 20 times also

>>7100272
for any particular reason?
or just like randomly start feeling bad

>>7100273
.........why is it cool

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>it's been 3 days since my last battle
>I knew I would fight today, as the dyspohoria is taking over the nation
>i proceed with all of the safety measures, just like general taught me
>shaving cream is at hand, new razor in the other
>I enter the warzone
>I throw the cream down the city
>I never knew how satisfying watching hundreds of enemy soldiers crumble would be
>they're weak, it's time to finish the job
>using the razor, I made it my personal duty to slit the throat of every last commie bastard
>their blood makes a river, flowing down the city street
>looking at this I feel nothing but regret
>all I wanted to do was fight for my nation, to stop the dyspohoria
>how could it come to this?
>tfw the battle never stops

>>7100275
i also enjoy being mean indiscriminately to kayla

should we coordinate our attacks?

>>7100279
Boo, why are you being so cruel today?
That has nothing to do with why I am disappointed with myself.
>>7100281
I've been thinking about stuff.

>>7100277
How do your brothers shave then?

>>7100277
That's an odd thing for him to do

>people treating make-up like the mystic secrets of the girls
nah...

>>7100283
i dunno.
i'm a fucking basket case sometimes

>>7100277
well given ur history of cutting idk if he's totally unreasonable here. . .

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>make legitimate point
>get hit with personal attacks

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>>7100266
I haven't seen you before Shakira! I'm sure you're not bad though
>>7100267
Nope! she's knowledgeable and is good at what she does
>>7100268
ur too humble =w=
>>7100285
wtf did u shave with WTF

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>>7100263
This picture you're looking at is probably the year before I went full MR. ROBOT and got into networking and computer forensics - so probably exactly 12 years. I was archiving even further back than this, but I only keep younger stuff on cold storage and truthfully it's mostly just family photos. This is really the first time I started taking "selfies" I'm missing age 19 - 23 to dysphoria. I destroyed all my writing and photos and stuff with military grade encryption.

>>7100267
I'm a chin monster :(

>>7100285
When I was 12 I would narrate huge action figure battles in the bath with real blood. I was and still remain today pretty fucked up.

Please stop hurting yourself. It's absurd and it damages your brain and shit.

>>7100244
>thats a terrible thing

i have no idea who you are, i don't give a shit

>>7100286

You're a bigger faggot than Kayla is and that's saying something

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>>7100288
they have their own in their rooms
>>7100290
he did it after my self harming desu
>>7100294
yah lmao but this stubble is fucking frusturating

>>7100285
benis.

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>>7100254
Dollface's makeup looks sexy and good on camera but she'd be laughed at by cisgirls irl- And women overall present more to impress other women than men. I dunno about Merc.

>>7100262
Not as desperately as you're going to need them.

>>7100267
My mom told me that lipstick always makes you look better, even though it seems like the most inconsequential thing she insisted it was super important.

I learned most of my basic technique from my sister though.

>>7100302
Shit.

>>7100296
i love you

>>7100246
>you look kinda crazy
Please elaborate? Like crazy as in a psychopath, or crazy as in I look very masculine?

*fart*

>>7100291
it's really not hard at all to use a blending sponge to apply some darn matching foundation and use a bit of eyeliner

>>7100295
>legit point

except you didn't. ur literally telling people to be scared little pussies and repress like you did. don't be a stupid faggot and then back out when you get proven to be a retard.

>>7100301
Ask your dad to shave under his supervision or steal your brothers' razors and use them

>>7100297
>putting selfies in quote marks
God Sarah you're so... I dunno the word escapes me right now.

You're wound too tight, girl.

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>>7100263
Oh and I'm 24 (same year I just started transition in May) I think Kayla is 26.

>>7100310
>ur literally telling people to be scared little pussies and repress like you did
I didn't say that. I said keeping your beard is fucking retarded as fuck.

>>7100073
lol calculus doesn't even get hard until your second semester of college. hs is easy peasy, and if you can't handle it in hs you'd better be prepared to cheat or something because college calc will eat you alive

>>7100303

Your mom chats out her ass lipstick can make people look awful, especially transgirls.

Eyemakeup is way more important.

>>7100312
wth

>>7100295
>say the dumbest shit
>no one has time for your bullshit
Kystbhhon

>>7100296
Lmao
Idk
I don't even wear that much....although I like highlighting my face lately but it's subtle idk if it's actually noticeable
>>7100292
......well okay then
>>7100309
Spray some Lysol u pig

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>>7100313
It's in quotes because I'm clearly not holding the camera in that picture.

>>7100301
Yeah it's really a lot to deal with i hate it too. idk ask him to watch you shave or something? maybe if you explain you just wanna shave he'll let u?

>>7100268
Good for her, I hope she doesn't get into any problems. I tried to get a gun in Jamaica but had to abandon that plan because the police were carrying out summary executions of anyone found with an illegal gun.
>>7100285
Nice prose, Why not hair removal cream, that's what I use.
>>7100296
Maybe I'll repost it idk, don't wanna be an attention whore
>>7100319
You never replied to my point about just shaving
>>7100321
Not gonna lie integration sucks.

>>7100298
How's work and life? Anything cool going on?

Are you still searchinh for a LEED master

>>7100301
buy tweezers and pull it out
lasts longer anyway

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>>7100323
Heather, I am currently reading yaoi to cheer myself up.
However, the contents of yaoi can be hilarious, that is why I am posting them.

>>7100324
o god.
was i just engaging in gossip?

>>7100329
>You never replied to my point about just shaving
Shaving your face is a fucking bandage and you all know it.

>>7100269

You don't need layers of caked on make-up to cover light shadow. A light coat of foundation and a touch of red powder does it just fine.

You suck at make-up and at being a girl and you're covering it up with elitism about electro.

>>7100334
How would it be gossip?

>>7100303
maybe like inner city pretty girls, average girls though idk. I think she's better than most.
>>7100307
who are you
>>7100324
ur skins looks SOOOO nice
idk if that's just cuz ur a beauty or cuz of ur makeup tho

>>7100336
Just let it go. Literally everyone knows electro is better.
You're just being fucked with

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>>7100285
>tfw I shave my legs without shaving cream all the time
>tfw I've never looked this bad

>>7100296
>she's knowledgeable and is good at what she does
ehhh.... she's not very good at making it look natural. Everything she does looks really overdone, and quite frankly, she'd look really out of place irl. The most makeup I see at uni is one girl in my chem lab who wears light mascara and eyeliner.

>>7100297
>This is really the first time I started taking "selfies" I'm missing age 19 - 23 to dysphoria
I know this feel.
When I realized I was trans and started repressing, I stopped taking selfies altogether. When I accepted it, I took so many it was disgusting.

>>7100303
>even though it seems like the most inconsequential thing she insisted it was super important.
I think my family just has genetically nice lips or something, so nobody wears lipstick. If my mom ever does, it's a natural looking color.

>>7100308
you have crazy eyes. I don't know how to elaborate better.

>>7100339
i am your penis. I need to talk to you. please see me later.

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>>7100338
I only gossip with my trip off and only blatant sarcasm. What's the point if we're not competing for the love of cute boys in the hall ways?

>>7100338
i suspect that i was prying a bit about your feelings.
for my....
entertainment.
god i'm a shitty person

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>>7100261
Isla I think you're genuinely super cute, and I think if you channel that negative energy into making yourself more feminine and pretty you could be one of the prettiest girls here. No one gets there without some sort of drive.

>>7100269
I feel you entirely, you're supposed to have some subtly in application. Heavy overdone makeup on a transgirl makes me cringe and think of drag queens.

>>7100275
I suppose my standards are extremely, almost unrealistically, high. The average cisgirl is 5/10 but I always think of a girl who must be atleast an 8. I guess I too have a romanticized view of ciswomen.

>>7100322
Yeah, Ive started falling in love with my eye makeup. It can look so pretty when you start doing it right.

Wearing lipstick makes me feel like a whore, though.

>>7100341

Yeah we all know electro is better but this linebacker-built-bitch is saying that electro is absolutely necessary to go full-time to make up for her own cowardice.

>>7100338
Please post another awesome merc pic in unsee!

>>7100330
nah, we got a LEED master now. and i'm pretty well versed in v2009. which blows because any projects registered after 10/31 are gonna have to be v4

>>7100319
ur so fucking stupid and stuck up your own asshole is painful. literally nobody in mtfg is saying keep your beard hick. I'm making the point YOU CAN GO FULL TIME WHILE YOU SAVE UP FOR HAIR REMOVAL.

just because ur shit at makeup and too inbred to understand how to do it properly or even shave right, doesn't mean other people are as mentally challenged. the fact that you throw around that ur getting electro as some im better than everyone else is the dumbest shit ever.

>>7100351
You're just being a bitch for the sake of it

>>7100337
sucking at being a girl is wanting to keep your fucking beard

I guess I am just a fucking man if I want my facial hair totally gone before I go fulltime so I don't ever have to worry about not being slathered in makeup to pass.

>>7100350
Most of the time I surprisingly have positive energy.
Right now I am just reflecting on some decisions and thinking about them.
I am pretty though, i just don't know how to get more pretty y'know

>>7100351
this exactly

>>7100287
<3 ily ghostie

>>7100344
I have an entire naked section encrypted on my phone that I've in the past allowed girls look through. Some are WAY into it most are not for obvious reasons. cock pictures are worthless lmao.

>>7100364
I can't tell if you're being serious Boo, but <3 Boo

>>7100359

No trans girl wants to keep their beard, just not everyone is as unlucky as you that "no beard" is the best female gender marker you can hope for.

>>7100345
when

>>7100370
before you go to sleep. remember though. I will not remind you.

>>7100350
nothing wrong with high standards dear keeps you constantly wanting to improve. but yeah it's a tad unrealistic. most of my friends are cis girls and they're all fairly pretty but when it comes to makeup they aren't super good at it at all if they even decide to wear it at all. they mostly just do a bit of lipstick and some eyeliner

>>7100350
>Ive started falling in love with my eye makeup
I need to get good at this, but I don't have the energy anymore.

>>7100360
>i just don't know how to get more pretty y'know
Give it some time. Hormones continue to change your body subtly after the initial growth spurt.

>>7100365
>cock pictures are worthless lmao
I have like one nude at all. I wanna get rid of it, but I don't wanna go through the effort of finding it again.

>>7100339
Well my skin is generally pretty clear yea. I mean....
You've seen me more without makeup than with, haven't you-?
>implying I'm a beauty
Ch-chill
>>7100349
Oh
Well my thoughts and feelings can be pretty entertaining I'd wager. It's not like I've said anything that wasn't already apparent or that I hadn't already said before
>>7100353
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhhhhh
No, because people screenshot them.
The one I posted the other day was just a girl who I resemble. I'm really not attractive idk why people are saying such

tfw u go on a date and it is good and u can tell he mite want to fug next time but then u go home and remember u still aint told him u trans yet


tfw u start taking a medication that u shouldn't take with alcohol but u start drinking more alcohol on a regular basis than u ever have

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>>7100339
You're probably right, my standards are super skewed from growing up in a big city. In any given situation I find the best looking one or two women and consider them the average. I totally forget about all the homely, fat, old, and unkempt women.

>>7100344
Im not a fan of it, I dont like heavy makeup in general though.

>>7100360
You have to start talking to and interacting with ciswomen who have this shit figured out, if you stick around here and have hons as your main peergroup then a hon you will stay. Thats what I think, anyway.

>>7100370
I didn't even think your penis worked

>>7100378
be kind to your liver

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>when you remember there is a reason black people get shot

>>7100355
Lol I stopped LEED in 2007, but did the whole solar energy feasability study for Bayer central america...bleh I guess my experience is more in finance and supervision than design and stuff.

You think you'd beed someone like me.

>>7100378
tfw dont go to bars for a date

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>>7100370
Here you go, this is the pic of my makeup that I showed to Basic earlier today, lipstick and very faint contouring.

>>7100377
alright.
wait a minute, i don't know if rachel likes girls

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>>7100387

>>7100384
>get btfo hard
>has to resort to racism to make up for lack of argument

redknecks will be rednecks I guess

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>>7100371
what do you want to speak about
>>7100377
I DONT KNOW ANYMORE
i used to think u always wore makeup when we cammed cuz u looked so radiant!!
>>7100381
OwO let's find out
>>7100388
it looks good!!!
you Beverly hills girl

>>7100378
Get the dick sis
>>7100389
Well obviously; otherwise my fools errand would be especially pointless

>>7100384

>when you get so triggered you go for a low blow because you know in your heart of hearts you're a hon and always will be and no amount of electro can change that.

>>7100388
the lipstick looks nice but idk about the foundation, it looks a little too light, did you get it matched?

>>7100380
>Posting pics of peeps who resemble you.
Lol, I do this all the time too.

>>7100378
is that what it feels like to pass ;_;

>>7100392
You are the one with the lack of an argument. If you want to keep your stubble then be my guest. Some of us have actual dysphoria and don't want stubble.

>>7100383
ya i keep going to my friends bar cos he gives me free tacos but he also gives me free alcohol and i need to stop i think

>>7100387
we went to my favorite pizza place and demolished a pizza togehter and then we went to the nice bar across the street where my band always plays and sat outside and talked and it was very nice

>>7100395
i think this time i will and it will be dope and cool. he is a very big bear man and i love him long time

>>7100401
ya
it's tough but it's good

>>7100394
Lmao
Well it was usually before I went to sleep, so yeah no makeup lol
>radiant
W-wow r u trying to flatter me pookiechan

Btw what's the anime dead center with the girl wearing black lipstick

>>7100395
wow, that's so sweet.
i'll be routing for you

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>>7100405
:)

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Hi, Hello!

Can everyone please stop bullying Kayla?

Thank you.

>>7100402
>implying I have stubble
>implying anyone is saying keep ur beard

learn to shave smooth retard.

>>7100402

Oh I bet you got dysphoria packin' those shoulders.

>>7100405
Sounds like a good date
Did you kiss?

>>7100405
how often do guys turn you down after they find out you're trans? sorry if that's like a depressing topic, i just wanna know what passing is like

>>7100410

sh-she started it!!
Then she was racist!
Then she acted like epilators or tweezers or being good at shaving isn't even a thing!

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>>7100410
kayla is my mommy
i'll never bully her

>>7100411
Keep saying electro isn't worth it

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>7100405
Sounds cute
Send us a pic I wanna make sure he's RIGHT 4 u
>>7100408
K e k
The balls in her court. Tell her to quit fucking it up l o l
Yeah but meh

>>7100411
Sssh-ssh it's not worth it anymore, they're too braindead

>>7100411
shaving is temporary

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>good girl in the streets
>but the rabbit hole of my mind takes me into very naughty places

>>7100409
yes this

>>7100415
no
im gonna make him pick me up over his shoulder and throw me over the counter in the ice cream place next time.
im making him buy me ice cream next time.

>>7100416
it's happened every date i've been on for the last 3ish years, which is a lot. but i wouldnt take my experience to be the average tho.

>>7100422
kk will do

>>7100416

Ooh I can answer this.

A lot. Enough to make you give up on dating, or at least disclose in your profile. (no guarantee they'll read it though)

Usually they're fairly polite about it if you are. I'd tend to go with "I'm a trans woman, and I know that can be a dealbreaker for a lot of people so just giving you an out now"

>>7100380
Thats unfortunate because most cis girls I know are at least 10 years older than me, and I have nothing to relate to.
All they do is go drinking at fancy restaurants that i can't afford :/
>>7100373
I hope it changes me for the better lil by lil

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ladiess

>>7100420
never once said that electro is amazing and everyone should get it. but while they save up for it there are viable ways to present female

>>7100422
I know shame on me. it's a lost cause.

>>7100423
duh. it's what people do while they save up for electro or laser. what they don't do is hide in boymode like a little pussy for an entire year and then act high and mighty when they do finally get it. kys

>>7100423

So is youth, and you missed yours. Hon.

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>>7100372
That's definitely true, my standards are a big part of whats gotten me to were I'm at and will ideally continue to help me get ever prettier for some years to come. It's totally unfair for me to project that standard onto others, though.

>>7100373
I didn't get good at eye makeup until I was like 3+ years HRT, have patience. Once you're on hormones the clock isnt ticking anymore, you have all the time in the world.

>>7100400
Awh, thanks! I love Asuka, I've never empathized with a character as strongly as I do with her. It breaks my heart when people say she's a bitch...

>>7100401
You can tell the guy before you go out that youre trans, reduces a lot of that anxiety. Also makes the chances of getting beaten to death by your date drop exponentially.

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where do i find people to rap battle against? especially irl

>>7100425
Please do not sexualize bunnies.

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>>7100429
Take me on a date and buy me pina colada pls

>>7100433
craigslist?

>>7100433
In the black section of town.

>>7100394
Thanks
>>7100399
I think it's more the finishing powder. Am I wearing finishing powder? Can't remember
>did you get it matched
Lmao sorry I'm a little bit Kaylaesque, I send my mum into the store while I wait outside and hope she comes out with the right match. This method is very expensive because she usually doesn't. I know I'm weak.

>>7100432
I have a few model tier cis friends I look up to and they give me fashion and makeup advice so I'm in a similar boat. I don't wanna just stop at looking female I wanna be a bombshell 10/10 if I can help it. if I ended up falling short of the mark I wanna be darn sure I did everything I could

>ITT: Emotional catty trannies spend the evening bitching at each other over stupid shit

>>7100433

Yo 'cos I'll blast right past ya
'cos I'm faster
you're a pussy and I'm the master

>>7100430
>what they don't do is hide in boymode
but you have to grow it out between sessions so you can't have a girl mode if you are committing to electrolysis, that is all I was saying you moron. You wanna be full time before electrolysis then good luck having to detrans and then yo yo back again.

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>>7100437
I live in a city, it isn't race split. There are ghettos but there are no rappers there only legit drug addicts.

>>7100442
Spend THEIR WEEKENDS

>>7100443
I forfeit :(

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>>7100380
>I dont like heavy makeup in general though.
I don't think many people do. It's almost kinda fetishy in a way; I don't see many people other than strippers and porn stars wear visibly heavy makeup.

>>7100432
>Once you're on hormones the clock isnt ticking anymore, you have all the time in the world.
I'm well aware.
Thank you so much for telling me this all the time, I've kinda taken it to heart, and I'm giving myself all the time I need to emotionally get ready for going full-time.

>>7100440

Get in the store, Shakira.
Can't hide forever.

>>7100440
please don't do this again. you Need to get your makeup matched or you'll look like a clownface :( muster ur courage and go get matched by a makeup artist it's their job to do this kinda thing. and if ur on boymode they'll just assume it a fag nbd.

after the first time it gets less and less scary each visit after that

>>7100426
>>7100427
>>7100432
oof, i never really stopped to consider how much normal boys don't like girl tinklers

>>7100406
that's Nana! It's a pretty girly anime, I love it lots.
>>7100429
wtf ROFL

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>tfw you capture a limited edition ultra rare snickerdoodle pic

>>7100446

ya forfeit like a mug 'cos you aint a real thug

>>7100454
it's not rare now that you've shared it with the WHOLE WORLD wtf

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>>7100428
Make cisgirl friends IRL. Generally its better to aim for girls who are prettier than you. Women are all jealous of eachother and constantly competing for attention with eachother, ciswomen *really* dont like losing the attention game to a tranny.

If you're friends with prettier girls you can learn a lot from them, and they'll never be intimidated by you.

Failing that start browsing /cgl/, its full of ciswomen discussing how to be prettier and how to not be ugly.

>>7100425
Im just posting because faye never answers i like to pretend she hasn't filtered me.

>>7100454
Good snicker is adorable.

>>7100454
delete this

1. How would you describe yourself in 5 words?

2. What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness?

3. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?

4. What single event has had the biggest impact on who you are?

5. What makes you smile?

>>7100435
Ok, I'll be ur bf

>>7100453
Pooke

>>7100416
This might come as a shock to some of you,

but I've never been turned down after a guy found out I was trans. usually women are a little more perceptive and can figure out i'm trans after a little bit but men usually never figure it out.

I mean, i've only dated a couple men before but they've never turned me down after they've found out that i'm trans

>>7100388
>tfw you will never kiss Shakira's luscious lips

>>7100452

Ah there's plenty who do, but rarely attractive ones.

And when they are attractive they're usually fucked in the head which is why they were a single tranny chaser in the first place.

Trans dating is hard. Too hard for me to bother with.

>>7100454
l o b s t e r

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>>7100428
>>7100458
I mean like, cisgirls your own age or near it, obviously.