/mtfg/ Transwoman General

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>not wearing diaps
>2016

This is the official /mtfg/
diaperlovers leave reee

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i
need
a
new
face

the previous thread is>>7097446

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Why is there so much correlation between being autistic and being trans?

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MTFDG - Male to Female Diaper-lovers General
Diaper edition :^3

• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Maeve a cute
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Remember to wear your diaps today!

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>>7098906
this. it's an unfunny played out meme that was never good to begin with

>>7098894
She didn't drag up arguments.
I mentioned it first because that was bothering me.

>>7098866
You need to test drive that shit!!!!!

>>7098864
No you're definitely not a spider

>>7098758 #
Yeah that sounds like it'd be really tough to deal with at once. I think getting back in there extra semester seems like the easiest way to do it. Unless it gets too much for you in the meantime.

Yeah I hope so anyway!! If I can find a job as a tranny without any qualifications. But it won't be a panic, we've prepared for that so financially we'll be OK.

>But por que no las dos? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Haha yeah you're right

And yeah you don't need to say anything. It's just shared experience of someone who's probably the closest I've met to me in terms of transition!


>That's encouraging to hear! I hope you're right!
I am right! I'm always right!!

Now....

Did you text your friend?

>>7098799 #
Oh thats just awful
Could you tell marathon that it's a darn shame and I wish he was around to give me a rousing and slightly insulting speech for inspiration.

>>7098814 #
Haha awhhhhhhh

>>7098817 #
Ok?

>>7098836 #
But you told me that you had pictures of her at a time when she wasn't posting here

>>7098893
Fix the "Male vs Female measurement data" link, please.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaGxhpD1NZ4

me rn

>>7098859
whatever word you want to use to describe it - small enough hold down and stop you from escaping

reminder to filter all diaperfags

>>7098918
Yea I do! Just got to find someone really. Dunno if I cba with dating at the moment having just broken up though.

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goodnight mtfg
may you all accept diaps as your lord and savior

Any of you into reading? I'd love talking about books with you.

>>7098930
I only read the dresden files tbqh

>>7098929
nini carol
ease up on the shitposting ok?
a good night's sleep oughta get it out of your system

Awwww I lost all my awesome responses to everyone but now I don't want to post in the old thread.

I'm sorry Alice, Valq, Korra, anon and everyone.

I'm feeling lazy today :(

>>7098935
I <3 Sass

>>7098930

Once I read this book about this caterpillar it wouldn't stop eating. it ate an actual shitload. that was a good book. The themes explored within the narrative really spoke to me.

>>7098935
Hai Sass

how do i shot web

>>7098930
Me! What books do you read? Let's do a mtfg book club!

I'm once again reminded why I don't come here anymore. Fetishists and hons.

>>7098930
I recently read Grapes of Wrath and Brave New World.

>>7098935

>tfw Sass was about to propose so she could move to the UK to set up a fantastic chilli sauce business all while you buy pretty dresses with your dole money

:c

>>7098943
i'm not a fetishist, only a hon
gotta count my blessings i guess

>>7098937
I <3 Carol :3

>>7098939
Hey lissy.

>>7098940
Like spimerdan?

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>>7098925
aha!?
w-what are you talking about?

>>7098911
Poorly diagnosed autism traits. Autism is more specific than people think. The other side of science screams the opposite "no its so wide it might as well be a neuro type!"

It might actually be.

Autism can be controlled or let run free like me. Sometimes other disorders arise like repetitive OCD etc...


Thing is, nothing is really separate. You can point to a stream and say "fish" and "rock" but you can't point to water and say "diagnosed with oxygen" or "diagnosed with this particular behavior around this type of rocks". Maybe a bad analogy..
The quickest changing medical science is neurology and brain related. And everything. The DSM for example already just fell out of favor and there is always huge debate on everything.

Tl Dr
. No one knows nothing.

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>>7098943
>not being a fetishist

>>7098908
I need a new body

>>7098930
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is a god-tier series and if you disagree fight me

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>>7098935
Where's my birthday wish, you bitch?

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>>7098935
>not giving me the (You) I earned

*slaps the black off you*

>>7098930
the only fiction-y things I have read recently
are Lovecraft and the Harry Potter series
everything else has been historical

>>7098918
Basic it's totally your choice. We've always gotten along and I've always been nice to you but if you want to join team Mercury and start disliking me that's completely up to you.

>>7098948
:) We could move to Portugal and set up a factory and probs get government support by employing syrian refugees and stuff. :3

>>7098962
Lol! I love that meme so much! I <3 u

>>7098942
>>7098946
I bought a fake copy of Estrella distante by Roberto Bolaño for 5$ some hours ago, just read it too, loved it. Imágenes de infancia y adolescencia by Manuel Rojas was really, really good, I'll check the rest of his bibliography ASAP. Any of you into Artaud, Bataille or Cioran?

>>7098968
As of this date the name Portugal has been replaced with Richtugal to improve the self-esteem of the Richtuguese people

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>>7098865
>>7098918
>But it won't be a panic, we've prepared for that so financially we'll be OK.
Oh, so that's what you met when you said you'd be spending what used to be your ffs fund on going fulltime.
That's cool. I hope it doesn't take long before you can find another job!

>It's just shared experience of someone who's probably the closest I've met to me in terms of transition!
Aww, so we're like transition sisters! :3

>Did you text your friend?
I uh, not yet. ( ._.)
I will soon tho!

>>7098964
post favourite lovecraft stories

>colour out of spess
>the music of erich zahn
>nyarlathotep
>celephais
>shadow over innsmouth

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>>7098953
the ER isn't a nice place snick snicks, gib snugs

>>7098951
I would ask how it's going, but I'm going to sleep now.

Night thread!

>>7098968

But then we'd both have to marry a portugoose.

>>7098940
what did she mean by this

>>7098981
Sleep tight Lissy

>>7098976
Colour out of spess has been the only work by Lovecraft I've read and I found it to be massively boring.

i had my pizza.
i feel much better now

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>>7098983
Kids these days...

>>7098981
Night Lissy. Thanks for tripping, it's nice to have other brits here
>>7098972
But Nigeria has a higher GDP than Portugal.

I just want to say diaper play isn't weird, we're just trying to regain our lost female childhood

>>7098976
I am gonna have to go searching for their names now give me a sec
>>7098978
snuggs

>>7098976

Lovecraft is hella overrated.

>>7098917
it's not a meme it's a lifestyle

do you genuinely believe we CHOOSE to wear diapers?

>>7098989
wtf im not a kid

>>7098991
Faye, you're cool.

>>7098930
Yeah kinda, last thing I read was Wilson's Ghost. Decent book by Robert McNamara

>>7098990
I bet you'd still rather live in Portugal though.
Besides, maybe it's because Nigeria has a higher population than the Portuguese?

>>7098991

Well fuckin keep it to yourself.

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>>7098987
>Colour out of spess has been the only work by Lovecraft I've read and I found it to be massively boring.
you're joking, right?

it's my favourite lovecraft story and i've read almost all of them. top tier spoopy, in my opinion, without too much over-description that you find in a lot of his other stories

>>7098964
Want to read about my escaped gynoid cyborg (secretly a government project creating super organisms from synthetic chemicals) and her abusive boyfriend the former war cyborg.

One does odd jobs, the other does mercenary work. Both DJ in an underground cyberpunk dance arcade with a secret yakuza gambling casino in the basement.
The male cyborg is secretly a Transgirl. The female cyborg is rainbow bright mixed with Dora the Explorer but addicted to the Internet and Vr, while the male is addicted to drugs.

Both are wizard technology hackers
One was a soldier in jungle warfare and still treats it like he's always in combat and classifies and encrypts thoughts in his cyber brain.

They meet a Tom boy lesbian in the train station where she is hustling money from anyone who will money match her in the popular holographic fighting video game.
She secretly works for the cops as DEA. She moles her way in with the two former war cyborgs and uncovers their drug running business, but more so he's involved in very high level government conspiracies and assassination plots and wet works throughoit the world.

She tries to escape but he catches her and for 4 years keeps her in a cage like a mouse. He lets her access the neural net, but filters her activities.

I only have like 1 draft finished :(

>>7098996
You definitely choose to post about it endlessly, you goddamn idiot

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>>7099001
That's exactly what my mom told me when I came out as trans

>>7098961
why would you post that if you wanted her to post her ass? seems counter-intuitive

>>7099000

Nah it's all the rich nigerian princes they've got tons of cash.

>>7099000
No excuse Portugal.

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>>7098997
You're too young to remember the golden era

>>7099005
>letting diaperposting affect you this much
yeah, i'm the idiot /s

>>7099002
>you're joking, right?
No, sorry. I'll give it another chance, just for you. If I end up digging it then I'll hop to his complete works.

>>7098994
>Lovecraft is hella overrated.
a little bit - At the Mountains of Madness and the call of Cthulhu are both surprisingly boring

the Dream Cycle has some great stories in it though, and the Shadow over Innsmouth is one of my favourite novellas

>>7099008
I wonder when my million dollars is coming

>>7098918
>Could you tell marathon that it's a darn shame and I wish he was around to give me a rousing and slightly insulting speech for inspiration.
I did try to tell him but he's so sleepy he just told me to paste this quote he likes:
"For nothing can overtake the power of Endurance!
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated failure.
Endurance alone is power ultimate. So endure."

And this one:
"I was a below average student prior to college and a well-below average human during. All I did to change is: one day, I just decided to actually do it. I woke up early, got coffee, got shit done, then continued to get shit done for nearly every hour I was awake, and have been repeating that ever since.
That’s it. Put your time and effort into things that are meaningful to you and give up the rest. It’s basic. Wake up earlier. Do unimportant things less. Work more. Work when you’re feeling uninspired, when you’re sick, when you’re tired, when you want to go oontz oontz clubbing, when you want to quit everything and lay on the ground scrolling through tumblr … just … work instead. If sitting cross-legged with a laptop on your bed eating cronuts and watching that show about that thing you don’t even like on Netflix, fulfills you, then … go nuts. But if you feel guilty about it? Go get shit done. Sorry for yelling. I love you.
"

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>>7099010
OLDFAG HERE

>>7099003
Would you mind posting the draft?

>>7099009
Nigeria is a shithole who inspite of the endless violence, terrorism, AIDS, viral outbreaks and famine, still decided to have 20 kids per woman

>>7098992
<3

>>7099016
Not following this advice is the reason I don't have an anime produced by famous Japanese production studios yet. Frustrating.

>>7099010
girugamesh, milhouse, etc, etc

>>7099017
HI

>>7099022
nOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH

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>>7099010

Pink lady apples are the best. So are Bataille's works.

ugh why'd i have to measure myself this is gonna be depressing
what's the damage
height 5'6"
hips 34"
waist 27"
ribcage 30"
shoulders 15-15.5"
is anything in cis girl range
or am i just gonna be a weirdo

>>7099010
:(

>>7099028
You're short so I'm jealous
You got that

wut is dis

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>>7099019
Mad Moortuguese detected
Why don't you have a space programme Portugal?
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/06/africa/nigeria-nasrda-space-astronaut/

>>7099028
>is anything in cis girl range
like, all of it

>>7099028
So tiny I wish I could go back to being that short

>>7099032
I'm not Portuguese
I'm not even black

>>7099014

To be honest what I hate about lovecraft is some of his "horror" is just fucking lazy.

"y-yeah it's like... this big squid thing that's SOOO incomprehensible, like it doesn't care about you at all. And if you look at it? you go... INSANE!!!"

That's not really cosmic horror as I see it.
The horror should totally be derived from the insignificance of humanity in comparison to shit. Not some wet-ass cultists and a "OMFG YOU GO INSANE!!" cop out.

>>7099031
ayy wongor what's good

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>>7099031
are you dat boi?

>>7099026
/b/ at used to be the funny kind of bad

>>7099029
:(
>ywn close pools with nim

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>>7099010

>>7099013
i suppose it's not for everyone

lovecraft's not exactly high literature or anything, but it tickles me in all the right places and i actually like the excessive descriptions and weird pacing that turns a lot of people off

i usually recommend the colour out of spess to people though - i think it's one of the best things he ever wrote + my personal favourite

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>>7099010

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>>7098928
Well obviously yeah you just need to look after yourself for the time being.
How are you feeling about everything?

>>7098940
A meme so stale it's spisy again

>>7098967
I'm not joining teams or disliking you. Merc is my friend yah but it's not about that, it's about the fact that I post unsees here and I'm concerned about them being saved. I know some anons will obviously, but not someone that I talk to here. I'm just gonna ask and believe what you say, so have you saved people's pics before?

>>7098973
Yeah I hope it won't!! I mean I have a really good cv so hopefully that will play into it.

>transition sisters
YES ;~;
Idk it's stupid maybe but I've come to care about you a lot and wonder how you're doing sometimes

>I uh, not yet. ( ._.)
>I will soon tho
...
...
... >:( Promise me you will

>>7098981
Night Lissy! <3

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>>7099006

>>7099018
Tomorrow, I can't tonight because I am on mobile. I hurt my thumbs typing up just the brief summary. There are 4 other character leads too. A genetic virologist (they use viruses to manipulate DNA in the future - especially in the textile synthetic and super plastics industry) who is prideful and gets induced into top level corporate research, but then they burn her out of the city into the slums (she's a germaphobe). She goes insane and tries to become queen.
Former soldier who (blade runner knock off) becomes a ghost hopper with unlimited technology hacking access (all government back doors) and uses quadrotor helicopters to hunt people down like fox hunt dogs.

Also the story of scorpius the genetically enhanced feline. It seems like a normal cat.. But it is not. It is PURE EVIL!!

I want a fucking anime team to produce this story where the cat grows blue from jellyfish DNA when hungry. A storm in the background out the window, the woman cuts vegetables on the table. The cat leaps up to the counter. Close up on her necklace and cleavage. Cut to the cat running its tail across her neck. Lighting in the background. "Aww hey, scorpius . Want to try a carrot." the cat ignores this and twists around her arm. SUDDENLY A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. And so on.

I hate writing non screen plays.

>>7099038
good to see you around hitler i hope your life is good
>>7099039
it's me the cis boy lets go

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>>7099039
my nigra

i actually played habbo hotel around that time

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>>7098940
You gave up that power when you got SRS

>>7099022

Why the fuck you saying milhouse. Milhouse was never a meme.

>>7099041
What I said wasn't a joke though, I'll read it tomorrow morning. Want to talk other authors in the meantime?

>>7099050
Forced meme is still a meme

>>7099047
likewise

>>7098960
Happy Birthday bitch! :3 we gonna go get wasted or wha?

>>7098968
I've always wanted to read Bolaño, but I've never got around to it.

I'm honna do it now so we can chat and stuff.

>>7098972
Lol, this was actually a movement in my country...the country name is Guatemala, "mala" meaning bad or evil...so people thought this "mala" word in the name was actually the cause of poverty, crime and bad vibes.

An alliance between the government and the private sector formed and actually hired some international A level artists and designers to come up with a campaign to solve the people's problems, they came up with Guate-ámala (love-Guate) to make people feel better,more positive and rich.

People unfriended me on facebook because I suggested we come up with a Gua-tamale to end hunger and malnutrition in the country.

>>7099022
Milhouse is not a meme

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

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>>7099049
>implying I don't still have that power

>>7099048
Were you a player or a griefer?

>>7099047
o shit waddup

>>7099043
WHEN I WAS

>>7099042
kek

>>7099040
shoop woop

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>>7098976
out of the ones I have read so far
>Polaris
>The Tree
>The Temple
the erich zahn one I remember now,it was p good, but I won't list it cuz you did already and it wasn't in my original list
>Herbert West-Reanimator
>The Hound
>Under the Pyramids
>The Call of Cthulhu
haven't gotten to shadow over innsmouth yet

>>7099003

Holy shit what the fuck, that summary is a mess.

>>7099056
>People unfriended me on facebook because I suggested we come up with a Gua-tamale to end hunger and malnutrition in the country.

I refuse to believe this.

>I've always wanted to read Bolaño, but I've never got around to it.

Please do, start with The savage detectives.I'll check these threads daily so we can discuss the book when done with it.

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>>7099057
milhouse is not a meme
milhouse is not a meme is a meme
milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme
milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme is not a meme

>>7099043
>I know some anons will obviously, but not someone that I talk to here
Exactly that's why I'm annoyed. I thought you liked me but you clearly had some simmering mistrust of me.
>so have you saved people's pics before?
No, never. I already said a million times that I'm against the saving and sharing of pictures.

>>7099060
i miss longcat.
https://youtu.be/SGByNoO-XVE

>>7099053

No. Milhouse was not a meme. Milhouse is not a meme and Milhouse never will be a meme.

>>7099055
How are things traveling for you you sack of shit?
>>7099060
Your new trip is good uwu

>>7099056
...
Wow

>>7099060
Cucumber holes can shot web too?

>>7099060
both

i used habbox before it was patched to get into those army recruitment rooms and pretend to be the recruiter

but i was also part of a harry potter rp thing

it was pretty dorky desu

>>7099031
daily reminder that wongor is another pic saver/stalker who doxxes people

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>>7099037
>IT WAS TOO TERRIBLE TO DESCRIBE
>t. lovecraft

naw, a lot of the time it's not big squids or anything like that, just unexplainable phenomena that doesn't really mean anything to a human mind

like in colour out of spess, you never find out what the "colour" is - it's not even really a colour, that's just the best word people can use to describe it. no one knows what the fuck it is or why it causes people to go batshit crazy and kill the land around it. it's only really the meme stories like ATMM and Call of Cthulhu that have giant terrible squids that drive people insane.

>>7099056

>gua-tamale

omfg u went there

>>7099075
Wasn't he the guy who said there was killer squid on Pluto? Why did he lie? New Horizons found nothing there last year.

>>7099070
uhh
lost 80 dollars today
my parents are starting to become more okay with me being a degenerate tranny
all in all, pretty good

>>7099056
I already did at the BBQ fest I went to

>>7099065
>milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme is not a meme

but is milhouse is not a meme is a meme is a meme is not a meme a meme?

>>7099075
>niggers
Lovecraft's comeplete works summed up pretty nicely.

>>7099080
>Why did he lie

you mean he just went on the internet and lied to people?
who would do that?

>>7099010
Omg it's grinman!

>>7099086
It wasn't about niggers. It was about human degeneration. If Lovecraft was alive to see America right now and the fat idiotic blobs people have turned into, he'd kill himself.

>>7099051
>Want to talk other authors in the meantime?
yes, tell me about books

>>7099061
good taste 2bh - i never really really liked The Tree or Call of Cthulhu, but Herbert West and The Hound are top tier too

are you reading them in any particular order or just randomly?

>>7099067
>I thought you liked me but you clearly had some simmering mistrust of me.
But you said you did to another person. Even if just to annoy then that's going to make people doubt you know?

>No, never
Ok I belive you. I just wanted to ask you, putting jokes/trying to psych people out aside.

>>7099060
In b4 b&

>>7099095
b8

>>7099043
>YES ;~;
:3

>Idk it's stupid maybe but I've come to care about you a lot and wonder how you're doing sometimes
Aww, I care about you too.
Do you have a discord?

>... >:( Promise me you will
Guh. Fiiine, I promise.
(You're so pushy.)

>>7099074
:^)
>>7099082
bad short term good long term good job lil nigger

>>7098925
>revealing my snick snugg plan
thanks fampai

>>7098953
Talking about how snuggable you are obviously, what else?

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>>7099072
Why wouldn't they? You still have a prostate
There's not a ton and it's clear though so idk

>>7099070
t-thank uwu

>>7099068
longcat is p neato

>>7099073
Sounds pretty dorky
I never played habbo, I only did raids and stuff

>>7099097
>tfw u were underage when u were on /b/

>>7099091
haha grinman likes to grin!

>>7099085
Whooa slow down you're starting to get kinda crazy

>>7099105
same

>>7099100
Post yours I'll add ^^

man, i'm starting to remember how weird 4chan was before the mid-2000's.
but some of the stuff they made was pretty cool.
https://youtu.be/ssgm5rUpgUs
being around on 4chan @ the time was kind of like being a witness to history.
but now that i think about it, the internet is much weirder now, just not in a funny, irreverent way

>>7099065
We've gone too deep into the meme meta

>>7099075
That colour thing sounds cool I want to see it

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>>7099096
I have an anthology of all his stories
honestly my favorite is probably The Temple simply because of the German submarine captain
that guy made that story for me it was hilarious

>>7099102
>thanks fampai
snicklerdoodle doesn't belong to you, it's finders keepers

it's very convenient just to be able to like, put an encylopaedia down on top of her so that she doesn't run away when you need to take a pee break or something though

>>7099083
:( Why didn't I get an invite, bitch?
Barbacue+u+drunken shenanigans sounds like the awesomest saturday ever.
>>7099072
>>7099064
I present proof, because this story sounds too idiotic to be true.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2006/09/10/style/10iht-design11.html

"Los detectives salvajes" gonna buy it tommorrow.

>>7099076
Lol, I'm still trying to make it happen.

>>7099102
what was that bit about me not escaping tho?

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Ok, now I'm curious, who here used to be a /b/tard, and how much of an oldfag are you?

>>7099109
I liked it back when people would pretend to be racist on 4chan rather than pretending they're pretending to be racist

>>7099096
Ever read anything by Bataille? Like "The solar anus" or "Story of the eye"? If not then check some of his texts for "Acéphale". Brilliant stuff.

Ever read anything by Artaud? Like "Héliogabale ou l'anarchiste couronné" or "Van Gogh le suicidé de la société"? If not then check "Le théâtre et son double". Brilliant stuff.

>>7099114
So, mind if I ask
What's an Italian doing in Guatemala of all places?

>>7099107
>Post yours I'll add ^^
I don't wanna post it here directly, but: https://unsee.
cc/dutorapi/

>>7099076
i keep trying to figure out if i know what a tamale even is

>>7099063
Yeah, I have 2 co-editors helping me keep it on the rails. It is a mess lol I am a fiction editor by trade, so the writing is more solid. I should write up a copy paste description one of these days to pitch.

>>7099119

I was, though it wasn't long before I moved to /a/.

First started lurking in 2006.

>>7099114
>"Los detectives salvajes" gonna buy it tommorrow.
Perfect, thanks, hopefully you'll enjoy it as much as I did and do.

>>7099113
>snicklerdoodle doesn't belong to you, it's finders keepers

>Implying we aren't going to live in a cabin in the woods together and live a happy quaint life
>Implying you can steal her heart and / or snuggs
>implyinggggg

>>7099128

Glad you took it well.

I dunno I just get the feeling you're trying to take on too much at once, which will be difficult to write and make it almost impossible to sell if that's your endgame.

>>7099126
Added ^^

>>7099115
So that your snuggs never leave...? Come on snicks

>>7099097
I suppose I've come off worse in the whole Mercury war. She's successfully painted me as a creepy stalker, even managing to twist my offer of condolences on her illness and trying to talk her out of suicide as stalking, she's a spin master and I haven't exactly helped my cause by saying stuff like that. So I just ignore her these days, some people are gonna be an asshole to you no matter how much you try to build bridges with them. I really wish she would do teh same and stop talking shit about me.

>>7099120
I'm pretending that I'm not racist

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>>7099133
can confirm
I do belong to nep

>>7099105
would you be friends with a dork?

>>7099127

Some food they eat in mesoamerica, what else is there to know?

>>7099144
We've literally never talked about you.

Honestly it's just from what I've seen you post that I've asked. And that's sorted now.

>>7099144
>condolences on her illness
pls explain

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>>7099120
yea, my understanding was that race/racism itself was the joke

>>7099154
She's trans

>>7099119
i used to only browse /b/ up until a year ago
i'm an edgy teenager though so that's acceptable.. right?

>>7099154
she got terminal cancer. she posted about it a few weeks ago

>>7099154
You seem to not know and I'm not putting my foot in it again by telling you so she can say I'm spreading personal information about her so ask someone else.
>>7099153
Good. I hope we can move on from this.

>>7099158
no

I need to get more thigh highs, these over knee ones are way too lewd!

>>7099105
>Not getting angry and correcting me as to the proper name of meme is "cockmongler" and not grinman.

Where has all the /b/tards gone? ;-;

>>7099125
I'm just italian gen 2.5
My dad's american born with ancestry from those portuguese weirdos in massachussets never met his dad, came to Guatemala, married my mom who's a gen2 italian who's family left Italy to make it big in the Americas

I'm like a mutt.

Also, my great grandad's second cousin emigrated to Australia and really made it B I G becoming one of the wealthiest landowners in Ozland.

>>7099139
I take it well because I'm twice published - this is like my bread and butter writing short narrative erotica all day. I don't make as much since Amazon changed their payment algorithm from purchase order to pages read. Took more than 65% of my viable catalog and made it little more than advertising freebie fodder.

As a result,
I'm working now to tackle a bigger under taking so I'm not publishing simple 1st person POV vampire stuff 75k YA bullshit in an era when that was a popular (I played the bandwagon really well at the time).
. I'm gunning for 135k hard limit hard science fiction. It's not a simple narrative for a book that's the problem. It's more of an anime...

If you're interested in writing, I also created a destructive based writing community on reddit /r/DestructiveReaders. The entire sidebar and resource page listed and 2of the blogs are my writing workshop stuff.

I am a scattered fucking mess, so is my writing, but I have a strong team. I just want a FULL PRODUCTION studio. That's more difficult. As times go on I've kinda shelved my hope until ghost in the Shell is released - opening the market to my genre speciality.

>>7099161
wait what???

>>7099162
mercury is dying??

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>>7099120
Same, at a certain point people went full retard and thought that 4chan was unironically full of racists.

>>7099149
Uh yeah, I'm kind of a huge dork too you know

>>7099158
Yeah that's acceptable, I like to think /b/ is only good to people who are edgy teens anyways. I can't into it anymore

>>7099166
It's like I was playing along

>>7099166
How's Guatemala for trans people? Is it safe or is it a "get me the fuck out of here" thing?

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someone found my fb......
>>7099119
me, and ummm like l8 08-ish? that's when i first like actually went on /b/ for more than a day.

>>7099172
Passes better than Sarahchan. ;-;

>>7099168
she has terminal cancer and she said she wasn't going to live much longer. go look in the archive, im too lazy to do it.

>>7099119
I used to be a /b/tard and I've been around since 2010

>>7099155
>>7099169

I'm pretty sure it's because white supremacists and nazis started using the "memes" as a recruiting tool.

They reframed the racism meme in a similar way to the gore meme. I.E. If you're not a genuine racist you haven't got the balls for 4chan.

>>7099121
i haven't actually read any of those, but then again, i'm a bit of a pleb who reads popular fiction like sci-fi novels from the fin-de-siecle and cult classics like Roadside Picnic and Heinlein and Asimov novels.

t'es un francais/francophile? je lis parfois des nouvelles en francais mais c'est trop fatigant de lire tout un livre en francais (j'ai des maux de tete apres 3 pages)

>>7099147
>>7099133
wow, this game was rigged against me from the start

>>7099168
Sorry my lips are sealed, she's too vicious, I'm actually scared of her now.

ah, i like that i can look at starch and like not find myself in the kitchen eating something thanks to sipping vinegar every 10-15 mins

thar she blows from my fucking dickhole

>>7099167

I dabble in writing myself.

Yeah it does seem to be a plot more suited to anime. You could perhaps do it if you paced everything well but to most people all of it at once might seem a little pirate robot ninja zombie if you know what i mean

>>7099119
I used to be a /b/tard. I started visiting this site in 2009, but I didn't really become a regular poster until 2010.

>>7099169
wow a gayfer and a dork

>>7099195

holy shit newestfag

>>7099190
Vinegar softens/dissolves calcium

>>7099119
i don't even know anymore

i mostly started out posting on /x/ and /int/, and i remember back when we didn't have flags. probably a while.

>>7099187
>this game was rigged against me from the start
Sucks to lose doesn't it :p

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>>7099203
thats ok my teeth have a layer of protective tartar anyway

>>7099165
rainbow thigh highs ;)

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>>7099119
i used to go on /b/ & /f/ from 2007-2009 (i was a freshman in highschool @ the time).
i also frequented /vp/ when it started out.
then in 2011 i went back to /b/ to post ponies.
got banned.
went to /mlp/ for a while.
migrated to /g/, they turned out to be a bunch of elitist fucking idiot /g/entards (hardly any of them even know how to program or even learning how to program for that matter).
>pic related
went to /co/ for homestuck shit, got tired of homestuck, /co/ was shit anyway
so here i am now

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>>7099207
>Sucks to lose doesn't it :p
your time will come.

watch your back, i've got mean-looking (You)s with your name on them.

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>>7099207
nep nep are we still friendos?

>>7099154
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7037786/#7037876

>tfw you're playing an arena run and the other guy gets prince malchezaar

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG

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>>7099212
idk about that, thats just a "look at me, imma tranny" thing though right? any other more uhh "conservative" ideas?
>>7099207
I'm gonna marry nep nep!

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>>7099127
It's like a savory corn masa (masa is flour, but it's not corn flour, because of nixtamalization) cake with a meat filling steamed in corn husks or banana leaves.

>>7099132
Yeah, I'll let you know when I have it :3

>>7099169
>Playing along
Like a proper /b/tard

>>7099171
It's that kind of place where trans people get killed because they were asking for it.

>>7099207
>Tfw you read Neptune and your heart skips a beat.

there was once a time when /b/ was indisputably the worst board on the site but these days you've got /pol/ and /soc/ and /r9k/ it's a heated competition for the bottom spot.

>>7099234
Maybe you should leave ._.

>>7099233

navy blue ones with a white skirt and a navy blue jacket and a white and navy blue striped top.

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>tfw /b/tard from '06 onwards

>>7099177
>>7099195
N-newfag

>>7099206
Neat

>>7099198
Yeah, I'm also a massive faggot

>>7099185
Yeah that's probably it
Also, /pol/ sort of started as a containment board and then changed the character of most of the site

>>7099237
i like /pol/ and /r9k/ though

/soc/ is also good if you want to see some amateur nudes and lewds

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>>7099230
>tfw he drops elise starseeker next
>tfw there's no "created by prince malchezaar text"
I think I lost

>>7099207
Did you tell Juniper hello for me at the aquarium?
How was the aquarium?

>>7099234
>>7099245

Marry me, Sass~

>>7099247
Tfw you were in your 2nd year of schooling in '06

>>7099175
but not me
>>7099213
tidus is gr8
>>7099237
as much as i love /r9k/, yr right...
>>7099247
is there a correlation to 4chan at a young age and beiong a tranny???
>>7099249
oooof. glhf

>>7099247
lani hru

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>>7099234
ty. idk what terrible i have to say to this. that was v helpful

now i have to not go eat starch

hey someone bring me a pumpkin spice latte and then leave immediate ty

>>7099264
die whtie girls

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>>7099258
this actually looks promising...

1. What are the chances you’ve passed up on that you regret?

2.If you could go back in time, once, and change a single thing – what would it be?

3. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?

4. Who are you really? Describe yourself without using your name, or any attributes given to you by society and really think. Deep down, who are you?

5. Who are you really? Describe yourself without using your name, or any attributes given to you by society and really think. Deep down, who are you?

>>7099258
yea, it's a nice meme.
/g/ is pretty clever when it comes to making fun of itself, but nothing else, really
https://youtu.be/gZ7fkLuYPw4

>>7099246
could you give me pictures of what to look for, I'm still super new to this stuff and all I really have is a few sets of black and white cloths

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>>7099266
i havent had one this year yet ok don't be mean

>>7099187
sorry
you just don't make my heart go doki doki

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>>7099258
Probably a correlation but not a causation
As a general rule, trannies are pretty isolated when teenagers, and tend to spend a lot of time on the internet. I mean, that's why I ended up on /b/, I was already a griefer and a little shit so mid 2000s /b/ was a good fit

>>7099259
I'm good
I'm tired tho cus it's my day off

>>7099257
Kids these dayss

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>>7099279
>you will never make snicks go doki doki

>>7099278
Let's keep it that way, or I'll have to disown you, baka

>>7099258

Nah i know lots of trannies who never used 4chan and lots of people who were underage on 4chan who never became trannies.

Probs confirmation bias on account of you being a tranny on a tranny thread on 4chan.

>>7099194
Yeah, tone and genre are things I screen might tightly. Nothing that gets into my paracosm world is outlandish. It's tough, because you can go really crazy throwing in all sorts of things - but the rules are very important. Amateur authors get mixed in their fantasy stuff often with like talking animals and other trite writing tropes. I....don't anymore.

I even found a way to incorporate a vampire (cybernetic brain malware thst modifies your belief system and archiving pattern) character(s) who are part of the world.

Got biker gangs, and about 30 other world factions that all play like clock work.

I spent years making magic the gathering theme and competitive modern decks and studying the theory behind them. It was like a masters level education in writing and character design at the same time.

It would be a great anime. :( I'm a fucking year into the project with not much to show for. I have my autistic little comic strips to flesh out characters and event story boarding sequences, but my art is cartoonist and stick figurey. I need a real Manga illustrator.

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>>7099287

Does anyone here like Nujabes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fp1viiRJnw

>>7099270
1. education
2. whatever event completely changed my personality
i want to believe it exists and i didn't just collapse in on myself
3. no, not really grown up though
4. a "girl" who's frustrated that the pursuit of happiness is never ending
a "girl" with nothing of value other than a human brain (which goes unused)

>>7099288
have u ever even had one?! theyre DELICIOUS OK

plus starbucks has almond milk now

>>7099268
jesus, ehh malch make's yr deck really spotty desu..
>>7099270
>1. What are the chances you’ve passed up on that you regret?
getting my aircraft/powerplant licenses...
>2.If you could go back in time, once, and change a single thing – what would it be?
i guess looking into transing at 13 desu.
or even younger, but that's when i know i could have.
>3. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?
sorta? i wanted to go to uni..
>4. Who are you really? Describe yourself without using your name, or any attributes given to you by society and really think. Deep down, who are you?
rad desu. like my posts are me desu. that's really the best i can really do. i don't know what else to say. everything else would be just me shitting onmyself, so i might as well not.
>>7099284
true. idk just ppl i know that ended up on here 12 or younger are trannies. most ppl came here in hs tho.
>>7099289
probs, there's probs more taht just never tell how long.

>>7099284
my legs are killing me ;-;

>>7099284
>Kids these dayss
keep going on like that and we'll have to put you in a home, grandma

>>7099303
Yeah my mom made me drink one when they first started having them
I don't like pumpkin at all lol

I didn't know they had almond milk though that's cool
I've been getting that salted caramel lately. I want one now but I'm fasting today and tomorrow hopefully

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>>7099303
>tfw milk allergy
>tfw can't drink soya anymore because phytoestrogens mess with HRT
>tfw the lactose free cow's milk still gave me an allergic reaction despite it being lactose free (gonna sue them)
>tfw goats milk tastes like shit
>tfw almond milk is the only choice left
>tfw it's £1.80 a litre

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>>7099270
>1. What are the chances you’ve passed up on that you regret?
I wish I had been more vocal about wanting to be a girl. I doubt anything could have been done about it, but there was a time in my life where my mom was desperate to get me medicated for me mental health problems, and I chose to ignore the fact that being called a girl as an insult hurt for all the wrong reasons.
>2. If you could go back in time, once, and change a single thing – what would it be?
see above. That would have changed the course of my life forever.
>3. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?
I never had any idea what I wanted for the future desu.
>4. Who are you really? Describe yourself without using your name, or any attributes given to you by society and really think. Deep down, who are you?
I'm a broken person, fucked up by the wrong hormones, intense prescriptions and a lack of a childhood. I miss the days when I could do literally anything I set my mind to without the pressure of dysphoria and depression.

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>>7099295
for you senpai
http
s:/
/unsee.c
c/nutigade/

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>>7099303
omg i remember: u'r soyallergic

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>>7099308
I was like 14 or 15 tho, I was never on 4chan at the age of 12.

>>7099309
Awe why? ;~;

>>7099313
DON'T U TALK LIKE TAHT U WIPPERSNAPPER

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>all these unexpected (You)'s
d-did I miss something

>>7099217
Anon please don't be so threatening
Only love <3

>>7099218
Of course, why wouldn't we? I want to pat yr head and call you cute

>>7099233
We will have one big marriage party and us three will be in beautiful dresses on the coast at sunset with the waves crashing behind us as we embrace one another

>>7099234
s-sass I didn't know you felt this way about me
That's all I ever want in life is to make people excited to see me
How are you my latina princess <3

>>7099252
We didn't end up going because she was up too late the previous night.
We ended up going around Seattle and to a park and stuff it was really fun and sweet I can tell you abt it if you want

And yes I told her Hi for you

>>7099316
lollll ok dats fair
i love pumpkin so ive had a psl like every year since they started doing them desu

honestly im rly strict w/ myself about liquid calories so i havent had a latte or anything fancy and sweet in ages. i love the salted caramel tho...

>>7099318
rice milk is good too!

>>7099323
yeah it SUCKS bc i like soy milk ;w;

>>7099326
>I want to pat yr head and call you cute
you're always welcome to :3

>>7099119
I lurked /b/ but never was a /b/tard. I remember when there was still a /l/olicon board.

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>>7099318
>phytoestrogens mess with HRT
I thought they messed with your thyroid?

>>7099324
i bikeu'd a lot today

>>7099329
I've been really loosey goosey with liquid calories but that salted caramel works out to like 500 calories so I'm dialing back ;-;

You should splurge on a latte or something and then eat lite and fill up on water for the rest of the day
It works.....

>>7099270
>1. What are the chances you’ve passed up on that you regret?
I could have come out to my parents at 15 but because of a bunch of bullshit I stopped caring about myself
>2.If you could go back in time, once, and change a single thing – what would it be?
Come out to my parents at 15
>3. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up?
Hahahaha!
>4. Who are you really? Describe yourself without using your name, or any attributes given to you by society and really think. Deep down, who are you?
I'm just a girl who wants to be content and do things that make her happy.

>>7099321
This is really cute

>>7099336
You may be the biggest oldfag here

>>7099338
oooh, how far :D

>>7099284
Wow sorry for not being born younger

>>7099321
cyoooot
reminds me of someone, but I can't place it

>>7099349
it was like 15 miles x-x

>>7099326
(you) are just a qt

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>>7099348
>>7099352
t-t-thanks

>>7099329
u can't do artifcial sweetners?

som ppl dont like them, but i swear i just drank them so much that sugar started to become sticky and gross instead

>>7099301
>>7099319
aww I just want to hold and hug you

>>7099245
I should, but poor AF. I have to get some capital earnings.

>>7099255
:3
https://youtu.be/ZAn3JdtSrnY
Are you serious? Sounds like a crazy adventure! We don't know each other, lol.

>>7099263
You should try some tamales! They're like a starchfest.

>>7099270
1. Transitioning earlier and moving to the UK
2. Transition earlier and move to the UK.
3. No
4. I guess I'm just a curious person who likes adventure and new experiences. I believe in love and goodness and forgiveness.
5. Goto (4)

>>7099278
Hey Ufu! What's going on? R u still with girlfriend? Did you cure yourself of straight cocklust and went back to being a lezbean?

>>7099326
B but are u joke flirting wit me or like really flirting? ;)

>>7099357
>but i swear i just drank them so much that sugar started to become sticky and gross instead
same here

i used to drink tea with two sugars per cup, but after switching to sweetener tablets, tea with sugar just tastes syrupy and i can't stand it anymore

>>7099351
Yeah u better be sorry

>>7099353
God damn, nicely done!

>>7099368
Where do you wanna move?

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>>7099365
i will accept any hugg thrown my way

>>7099368
noooooo im sick of being a sad weariful lardfest

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>>7099365
thanks, I could use a hug right now...
currently trudging through life one day at a time. Uni is hard.
If I fail this semester, my parents are never gonna stop complaining about the 20K they wasted on me, and dropping out isn't really an option.
I could withdraw, but I'd just disappoint my parents

again.

>>7099341
eh idk i like food more lol
and im not like tryna lose more weight or nething so its cool

>>7099357
oh, no, its just that id rather use calories on food i guess? i dunno
i just have weird things about calories/food/eating

>>7099368
yeah still with gf no i still am interested in cocks but i have been primarily feeling asexual in the past ... like... idk 6 months anyway so who cares

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Why is everything not gay enough? It's triggering me.

>>7099374
i want hips ^^

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>>7099368
>moving to the UK
Dodged a bullet there

>>7099384
hi ufufu

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>>7099386
But being a tranny is super gay

>>7099387
Work dem glutes :3

>>7099330
*Pats head*
yr cyooooot~

>>7099355
Not half as cute as Maeve she's a really beauty. The most hamham of hamsters and cool hair and stuff.
I want to live with her in her trash can

>>7099368
Idk sass I'm fun flirting because I like making people happy and feel good about themselves
Is it working? If not I have to try harder because yr pretty great and need to be kept happy

>>7099374
How do I attone for my sin?

>>7099368

We don't need to know each other! My ex's brother didn't know his chinese wife when he married her for immigration reasons.

As for whether I'm serious, eh, not really. It'd be a hassle to figure out. But if it wasn't for that I'd totally be up for it because I don't like trans women being in dangerous situations and I don't plan on getting married anyway.

>>7099395
i wanna do squats too for the butte but i dont have any weights

>>7099407
Bend over ;O
I bet I triggered a feminist.

>>7099375
More.like where I want to move, it's like where can I move....

Ugh I freak out at the idea of starting from scratch in a foreign country with no friend!

>>7099379
Lol, I thought you love starches!

>>7099384
:3 I care.

>>7099388
Really? London seemed so cool!

>>7099395
>Being a tranny is super gay
Thank you. I want to become lesb so I don't have to be gay.

>>7099399
Fun flirting is nice. Don't try harder. We be happy like this!

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>>7099407
You don't need weights if you're just starting out desu

>>7099403
You must make travel backwards in time and live the years you havn't lived yet

>>7099417
>being lesbian

Whatever happened to >implying?

>implying I'm a tranny
>implying I'm cute
>Implying this posting format was anything short of cancer

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i think my appetite has been fluctuating.
this is normal, isn't it?

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>>7099417
i do but i also love my dignity

>>7099424
>implying that implying has gone anywhere

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>>7099424
>2011
>using outdated posting format
I seriously hope you don't do this

>>7099417
Aww ;_;
Good luck

>>7099423
If I could travel back in time I'd have already done it

>>7099423
ですか。

How are you feeling lately? Answer honestly

>>7099388
I like the UK
Inside the M25
>>7099329
Never tried it
>>7099326
Yeah sure tell me about it, maybe on Skype later?
My drone project has gone nowhere recently, not only have I been depressed, I'm running out of money and the aerodynamics of it are starting to get beyond me. Which causes more drag? The body or the propellers and how much? I have no idea and this means I can't accurately calculate it's range.
>>7099417
You visited London? What sights did you see?

>>7099413
OMG WTF I AM NOT AN OBJECT

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>>7099417
>Really? London seemed so cool!
could have been worse, i suppose - i could have been born in brussels or canada

it's still leagues behind small-town america in new england though

>>7099429
>implying implying is still in popular use

>>7099430

Well played

>>7099434
はい、げんきです。

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>>7099423
oh okay

im gonna follow this meme guide

>>7099439
You're right. I'm so sorry. Did I trigger you?

>>7099444
よかった~

>>7099452
im literally shaking

>>7099433
わかりません

>>7099449
That meme guide is seriously shit..

>>7099326
Oh yeah the ESA Mars lander is confirmed kill, guess even the greats also have failed projects.

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I'm gonna marry snick snicks and nep nep!