Mtfg: 33rd edition

Goodnight.
Pookie is sweet.
She needs plushies.

>>7096459
>Goodnight.
ha, i win

>be me
>at work
>guy comes in
>literally a model, like I had no idea guys could look like this irl
>asks me about something
>can't talk, stumble over words
>blush
>his gf catches on to what's happening
>is very nice about it anyway
>he left like ten minutes ago and I'm still incapacitated

WTF IS HAPPENING

Good night ladies, I hope everyone has a nice day.

And don't forget, you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

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Even on my bday I feel empty

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>>7096465
cute : )

>>7096467
sleep well

>>7096472
i've had this for the past 3 years as well. I just spend my birthdays doing nothing and being alone.

>>7096476
Probably cause I'm too old and just treat like another day

>>7096472
I just treat my bday like any other day these days.

Part of the reason is that I don't have any friends, but I think it's also that I don't want to think about getting older anymore.

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hi im here now

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>tfw family pays for $120~ internet and it carks out all the time.
Jesus fucking Christ what kind of fucking service is this?

>>7096484
how are you feeling?

did you continue HRT?

>>7096486
>Australia, not even once

>>7096486
Emus chewing on your cables probably

>>7096487
i dunno

i don't think i should be feeling anything one day in

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>>7096484
Nim ily

>>7096493
>>7096487
forgot trip

>>7096487
Probs the country's fault in all honesty
This is the kind of Internet wealthy people use actually, it's comparable to poor Europeans.

>>7096491
Probs abos getting drunk and spilling petrol on the lines

>>7096484
nim ily

>>7096494
^^ hanna ily <3

hru

is it weird if you want to do straight shota role play with a femboy

>>7096499
lauren ilyvm

>>7096500
Im good
Just got myself some chocolate
So everything is gonna be great

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>>7096502
>is it weird if you want to do straight shota role play with a femboy
DIRTY FUJOS OUT

>>7096505
ooo what kind

I am 24 and stuck living at home for financial, anxiety, and a schizoid aspect of reasons with parents who fucking follow me like creepy stalkers out of the shower wearing just my towel and open my door on me barging in with no knock to tell me "she THINKS she understand why I say they sent me to a 'regime' school". . She refers to a private zionist school which I was forced through from kindergarten through 5th grade when my behavior was suicidal and they finally pulled me. I was forced like muslin kids to learn Hebrew sing sing and forced to wear a man hat and mutilated my gentiles at birth. I have been HORRIBLY sex and gender shamed my entire life by my mother, father (he's there but not able to talk to me. No connection)

I literally pushed the door to try and close it and my mom pushed back really hard and I lost my balance and I panicked and in a man voice threatened to break her nose. I'm so terrified. Idk why I said it. That's way out of control. I felt like literally killing her or myself. She's a cop caller too. I'll bet she tries to get me locked up. She's itching to get me in a hospital. What is wrong with me how do I escape this nightmear of childhood? Who can I rob fast enough to escape? What cock can I suck what wrist do I slit to make my head stop spinning and escape this tormenting woman I'm so dependent on.
I need out like yesterday. Where can I run if I have a car? I really feel like overdosing. I'm thinking motel on a fake credit number park around the block walk for a few days. I'm sick of this existence as a goy. I hate pretending I'm a guy for survival.

I am far to codependent, but I'd rather be schizophrenic full blown on the streets than here. Fuck.

Thank you all for sticking together and sticking alive. I'm glad for this place. Reddit is gay. Tumblr demands bullshit attitudes.


MONEY DOESN'T FIX PROBLEMS WHEN IT ISN'T YOUR MONEY AND YOUR FAMILY IS AGAINST TRANSITION.

Fuck. I hate my family.

>>7096482
Even with friends, I still feel empty
I hate being so old.

>>7096507
can you be a fujoshit if you only like 2d boys and you're a lesbian with real people

>>7096508
Mintchocolate
How are you today?

>>7096465
oh you know what's happening

>>7096518
im okay

im on hrt again

when should I start feeing different

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So I did my vote today here in Tennessee.
Guess who I voted for

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>>7096526
Jeb!

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the fuck is up mtfg
how is everything

>>7096527
Nope

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>>7096517
Yes. I'm sorry anon, but you won't be let off on a technicality.

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>>7096476
It's not cute :/

>>7096520
Don't you dare say it anon
Don't you dare

>>7096531
Trump

>>7096528
I want to kill my ISP

>>7096528
I am what you'll be if you don't get the fuck out of your situation. >>7096510


Smiles, I have hope riding on you. If your life was twitch.tv I would donate 50 bucks so you can buy yourself an adorable wolf hat or something. Or get groceries and learn to cook.

>>7096535
Nope and I didn't vote for shillary either

>>7096527
SLOW AND STEADY

>>7096465
>ywn watch Basic stumble over her words with a cute guy

>>7096538
Jill?

>>7096542
Nope
I voted for John Quincy Adding Machine

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i feel tired and hungover but whenever i drink alcohol i wake up like 3-4 hours after i pass out so here i am ;_;
good morning mtfg how are you doing today?

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>>7096535
why ya wanna kill your isp :c?
also which isp
>>7096536
im trying to get out of my situation
im applying for social housing and im seeing like 3 psychs weekly
hopefully if i ever make it out ill have plenty of adorable wolf hats and fun cooking sessions
>>7096546
im okay edie

>>7096546
Stop drinking

I always romantically told girls I was not like other guys. But fuck this isn't what I meant lmfao. (narrated by my male voice)

>>7096546
Kek >>7095087

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>>7096541
>you will never be that guy

>>7096546
pats for edie

>>7096544
Should've voted for me, I'd have made America gooder again

>>7096547
Internet is fucked and I'm forced to using 4G
Not telling the ISP though, would pretty much give away where I live

>>7096552
>you will never pass as well as basic
;_;

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Is this really someone here?

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>tfw Kayla is your sempai

>>7096560
>dirty as fuck room
>figurines

very likely

>>7096563
I would fuck that soul, not that body.

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>>7096554
I wanted to #makemathgreatagain

>there are people on mtfg who unironically support Israel

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>>7096547

i'm glad you're ok c:

>>7096548

i was on a date and we were casually drinking/eating food from like 9pm till like 3 am so idk ;__; i don't do it much!

>>7096551

that's so dumb lol
you know that's actually an r9k copypasta tho

>>7096553

huggs for nim! <3

>>7096570
Even if it's pasta, you're still a horrible person

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>>7096510
desu that sounds really fucked up

do you get some form of NEETbux or have a another source of income? Is living alone not an option?

>>7096534
>ywn be the fucktoy of a cute couple

>>7096560
doesn't look so bad

>>7096562
>you will never go out with kayla and be rude and shout obscenities at anyone you come across on the street

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>>7096573

ehehehe

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>>7096568
Some people here are literally Jewish, so it's no surprise.

>>7096580
quid is antizionist at least

>>7096524
Oh i dont feel diffrent even tho ive been on hrt for over a year
It sll just happens gradually

>>7096575
Kayla is my sempai I wanna go drinking with her so badly. Like get sloshed in a city. I wanna travel with Kayla. I can't afford to live alone, I don't know how to find anywhere else to go. I'm thinking of car buming. I've done it a month but not solo. I'm not brave. I'm very effective in 2 and 3 man teams. I'm terrible solo. I am a n idea person. Not worth much alone.

>>7096541
That's because it doesn't happen!!!
I'm confident and stuff I don't do this

>>7096552
If it's any consolation this wasn't just a cute guy
There should be monuments to this man. Museums.

>>7096559
I don't really pass in daylight or in a conversation though.
Your voice is so much better than mine

>>7096570
How was your date????

>>7096575
Oh.. That's a real feel. ..

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>>7096586
3 person teams are the best imo

you're not pressured to talk about something all the time but the group is small enough that you can talk about personal stuff

>>7096587
it's my biggest fantasy desu, there's endless possibilities about what you could be doing with a girl and a guy

>>7096587
>I'm confident and stuff I don't do this
So cute! :3

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Why does my family keep lying to my face by saying I don't need to lose anymore weight?
Are they retarded or hugboxing?

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Mfw someone gets upset with me because I voted for a futurama character in this election

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>>7096594
weight/height?
goal body?

no hugbox

>>7096575
>>ywn be the fucktoy of a cute couple
I think this is my ultimate fantasy.

I've probably fapped to it enough times to fill a water tower full of cum.

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>>7096594
Both

i got woken up because i had really bad tummy ache

>>7096594
>Are they retarded
well, i mean, they are australian

someone be my Internet gf

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>>7096587

it was actually really good! we ended up hanging out for like ... 6 hours? and made out hardcore after he dropped me off at my door. that rhymed.
but girl he is only like ......... 1-2" taller than me. i need help working through it tbqh. like if everything else about him is perf that shouldn't matter, right?

>>7096600
>weight/height
94kg at least (~200lbs)
5'11"

>goal
Idk 60-70kg

>>7096603
Probably

>>7096605
Projecting American detected

>>7096609
yo, that's fat as fuck, I'd say, definitely keep losing, your goal is reasonable

>>7096609
You need to lose at least 20 kg. Right now you are way too fat.

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>>7096609
>being overweight

>>7096609
wow yeah what the fuck they are hugboxing you hard

like that's some extreme hugboxing there, you're pretty fat. I'm 6'2", 88kg and still feel really fat after losing like 12kg

keep going, i have a similar goal of 65-70kg

>>7096611
>>7096612
Holy fuck someone says it
Thanks for not lying

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>>7096609
>Projecting American detected
you keep accusing me of being american, but i'm british

also, you're fairly fat (i'm about 4 inches shorter and 14kg lighter and i've been advised to drop 10kg in the short-term and another 10kg in the long-term)

>>7096591
It's something I've thought about too

>>7096593
It's not cute though.... It's annoying and confusing and so embarrassing :/
I'm at work!!!

>>7096608
Awh that sounds really sweet! Lmao
Idk if that's a deal breaker you can only get over it or drop him.
Does he make you want to try and get over it?
I'm used to guys being shorter than me but I'm p tall

>tfw addicted to bullying fembois

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>>7096613
Yeah I know, it's all my fault.
Bully me if you want to, I deserve it

>>7096614
Thank you for the truth
My family can go fuck themselves desu

>>7096617
British Superiority Complex detected

>>7096579
Oh shit dollface.

They talking about (you)
>>7095087
>>7095087
>>7095087
>>7095087

Thank you so much Facebook for reminding me that I looked like this exactly two years ago today

https://unsee.
cc/biganude/

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Taking bets on how many people are going to publicly laugh at me for my hairstyle?

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>>7096619

it wasss. he was all attentive and made me feel hella comfortable and was very sweet and the biggest nerd i've ever met, which i'm rly into lol
but idk i mean i haven't dated a guy as short as him like.......ever. and i don't want it to be a dealbreaker.
like i'm a tranny, him not being a giant shouldn't be a dealbreaker. i don't want to be that superficial. but it's weird idk! BUT HE DOES MAKE ME WANNA GET OVER IT YA LOL
has dating ever been weird for you cause of your height? i know you were all ~alpha~ before transitioning and you like girls so maybe it's diff but idk

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If you look carefully there is a random dude I didn't at the time of taking the picture (stoned) see in one picture and half of my friends mom in another

>>7096632
youve already got one person laughing right here

>>7096614
>I'm 6'2", 88kg
Huh, I always imagined you as being tiny.

65-70kg sounds like a good weight, but I think anything lower than that pushes into hungry skeleton tier.

>>7096634
If makes you want to then try!!! I mean he is still taller than you like.
And like I never dated guys before, but hooking up with them they were usually shorter than me but that was before so I really don't know....
I do prefer taller guys tho like >6'2 is lush

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>>7096636
2spooky

>>7096632
It's not that bad. You can just tell people you're on the way to cyber punk convention as AEON FLUX.

>>7096639
Ah, bitter anon!

Still convicted that your body pillow is a qt trans gf?

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>>7096627
I'm not going to bully you
You just need to lose weight

>>7096631
Passed better than me

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i never asked for these feels
https://youtu.be/fzQ6gRAEoy0

>>7096645
nah im gay, just saw your post on the first page

>>7096646
I'd appreciate if I had someone to message me everyday and call me a fat fuck until I lost weight

>>7096649
To each their own, faggot!

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>>7096634
Lily are you truly a mod? If I break the rules would that make you notice me?

Also >>7096630

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Do you think /r9k/ is secretly a tranny board?
This poll was conducted yesterday.

>>7096652
same to you he she, also buy ointment for your herpes

>>7096632
You trannies give yourself away. There is no easier way to clock yall than when you try to hide your adams apple with a choker.

>>7096656
Razor burn, and slight mistakes. My hand eye coordination is terrible. Can't wait for laser desu.

>>7096643

i guess ye ;-; LMAO @ >6'2 IS LUSH. SO YOU WOULD WANT A TALLER GUY TOO!!!! WE'RE ALL HORRIBLE SUPERFICIAL PPL

>>7096653

i can't speak on that

>>7096655
which colour is yes and which one's no

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>>7096631
fuck, boy basic reminds me of an actor

>>7096632
the hairstyle on it's own isn't that bad per se, it's the jacket and how you're wearing it that makes the whole picture kinda off putting

>>7096636
wait you actually work at a graveyard? that sounds like a really comfy job

>>7096640
>Huh, I always imagined you as being tiny.

I imagine the same when im dreaming : (

but yeah i used to be 65kg when I moved from Greece because studying hard for a year to get into a decent uni had me repressing pretty successfully and actually caring about my appearance, I was planning on bulking up when i moved to be a big alpha male. After i moved i realized i was still unhappy though and ended up not giving a shit about my appearance and gaining a ton of weight in fat over the past few years

>tfw you will never be 5'2" with a shoe size that isn't monster-tier

>>7096650
it's all about having a steady diet that is healthy and where you count the calories

/fit/ is often considered a meme but it's actually the best guide to losing and gaining weight i've ever found on the internet anywhere, if you follow it you will get results 100%

>>7096659
I'm the alpha tranny, no adam's apple visible B)

>>7096655
fug
yes is blue

>>7096659
>Tfw no visible Adams apple

>>7096665
Josh Hartnett prolly

>>7096663
It's not horrible or superficial!!!!
It's just preference ;~;

>>7096665
I tried eating only dinner
That felt so fucking good I missed that feeling
Sadly my parents came back so now I have to eat

>>7096659
>Choker

Clearly you've never seen a biker jacket. The clip collar keeps out wind.

>>7096665
Welp... Guess I need more winter wear. Damn it's chilly today...

>>7096671
>no visible Adam's apple
Iktf

>>7096671

>tfw no boy basic bf

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>>7096655
>Do you think /r9k/ is secretly a tranny board?
Nah, there's a difference between being a tranny and being so painfully lonely that you wish you could turn into a girl just to have some form of positive attention from other people.

At least, I think there's a difference. Maybe.

>>7096678
Tfw no std ridden clown gf

Which is worse?
To have a friend think that you have stopped talking to her because you don't like her, or for her to know that it is because you've killed yourself?

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no
adams
apple
=w=

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Picture without jacket for those who care.

>>7096683
You look kinda fat too tbhitler

>>7096689
you need dsl

>>7096675
You wore it specifically because it would hide your adams grapefruit, and you think people would put it off as a biker jacket. But I know, you know, and others that clocked you know.

>>7096690
goddamn anon i was underweight when i took that
5'9" 129 lbs

>>7096683
I have one but it's not visible and is only obvious if press against my chin
Feels okay

>>7096632
You look like someone mixed basic and Cara Delevingne together. Mirin' though.

>>7096678
Ffs lily, just let me breed you and we can all move on with our lives.

>>7096698
if is not visible that is good.

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>>7096671
YES that's the one

>>7096674
how old are you, can't you explain that you want to eat a certain amount because you want to lose weight? And idk if eating only dinner at 94 kg is ok, depending on the dinner eating breakfast+dinner is around 1700-1600 calories (for me) which is a high deficit for both of us.

>>7096675
dont close the jacket up to your chin, open it up a bit. Wear a scarf or choker if you want to hide your adam's apple

>>7096689
you don't look bad here

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haven't posted a new pic in a bit
bobs censored

terrified about money stuff
losing feeling in my left arm too now
writing a screenplay, going well
drawn a couple of illustrations for a local counterculture zine and they loved them

last time I saw my dad he told me if I'm going to keep destroying myself (transitioning) I should just fucking kill myself

drugs are nice
conquered my death anxiety with an ABV trip
no progress with the music stuff
catching up with some old social connections I thought I'd lost years ago which is nice
still waiting to see a physio about my condition that could cause me to injure myself trying to work
got turned down for disability benefits because the Tories would rather see us dead
the dick atrophy pain seems to have calmed down which is good

>>7096631
I like how your expression shows how much you were really dying inside.

>>7096689
That long face

>>7096676
Good feel

>>7096678
I would say Iktf but I don't fuck with no 5'10 manlets :^)

Anyone know if the 2 headed girl is dead?
That's really, real, right?

Like someone said "it's impossible to become a full woman" and disagreed there are female and male brain types. Her qualification includes working at a puppy mill daycare. I'm like "there literally two women attached to the same body." she said it was fake.

I didn't have the heart to keep arguing with this stupid bitch.

I'll probably kill myself soon.

>>7096694
DSL

>>7096695
Oh no, the scary anon is making assertions, I'm quivering in my boots!

>>7096700
Shared ancestry probably. The Irish gene pool is not terribly diverse.

>>7096704
I'll try it, I guess...

>>7096703
I think it isn't visible at least
Idk I don't look at myself

>>7096704
I'm 18
My parents found out about me being depressed and cutting, telling them i want to almost starve is going to set off red flags, especailly with their delusion that I'm skinny

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i hate myself
and all my friends probably think im annoying as fuck
for being this bratty fuck that complains about everything

>>7096694
What's DSL??

you guys think the cubs are gonna do it?

>>7096705
oh and transition stuff is going moderately okay I guess
still yet to be gendered female by a stranger and my voice is completely fucked but dissociatives e.g. nitrous, ket etc. help keep my mind off the dysphoria so I'm not quite as much of a whiny pussy bitch as I have been sometimes previous

also I mostly hang out on kageshi these days

have I missed any major developments since I started posting less?

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>>7096705
Tfw robin looks better than me

>>7096708
Too bad the rest of me is gross

>>7096715
>cutting
Why?

>>7096716
I hate myself too

>>7096717
Dick sucking lips

>>7096716
Just remember that there are plenty of people that think you are wonderful.
Just keep that in mind.
>>7096715
Either way, it probably isn't

>>7096723
How do you get those?

>>7096716
Know that feel.
Alcohol an oxy helps.

>>7096723
How exactly does one acquire this trait?

>>7096722
tbf I still have to wear tinted sunglasses when I go out so people don't get upset thinking I'm staring at them creepily

>>7096724
and all those people dont know me in real life
that im annoying fuck
whos hopeless

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>>7096665
>but yeah i used to be 65kg when I moved from Greece because studying hard for a year to get into a decent uni had me repressing pretty successfully and actually caring about my appearance, I was planning on bulking up when i moved to be a big alpha male. After i moved i realized i was still unhappy though and ended up not giving a shit about my appearance and gaining a ton of weight in fat over the past few years
Sounds pretty unhealthy, anon. Even without the depressive thoughts, people tend to get fat at uni for some reason though.

And it's okay - you can still go full Samus Aran.

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>>7096716
Same boat my friend

>>7096722
Because I hate myself
Haven't done it since September though

>>7096724
Finally, a field where I lucked out

>>7096683
>tfw no chubby insomniac gf to plough

>>7096725
>>7096727
Genetics, make up, liplift

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>tfw gained weight
i weigh 134 lbs now :c

>>7096737
Isn't that what you wanted?

>>7096713
>Oh no, the scary anon
Some of you think that blacks are scary and actually quiver

>>7096705
I am actually extremely happy to see your face I was worried you died. I am a screen writer too and editor.
/r/DestructiveReaders come on my fiction workshop with your writing. Check out my glossary table draft :D We have green texting but I think I broke that feature but we have dsfargeg and this weird fucker named roove i made on some dabs.

How have you been? Fuck I so many questions. I barely tripped when I followed your stories and stuff here. I've missed you sorry if that's weird we hardly talked yet...

I was afraid you would have over dosed :(
Are you on cypro? Spiro just makes me pee often.

Here is 6 months of my emo posting condensed into an album to catch you up. I really have a lot of questions if you have a back channel like kik or Skype.

http://imgur.com/a/5bPpl

>>7096734
>>7096690
Wtf where's that chubby?
>>7096737
Butteh needs the extra lbs.

>>7096738
i kinda whanted to keep my weight
>>7096741
i guess so

>>7096716
It's fine to be bratty as long as you're cute, but just remember that one day you might not be cute and the brattiness won't slide anymore.

When life kicks you, it aims for the kidneys.

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>>7096716
Naw, just pass your pucci and we good.

>>7096734
I got pudge and insomnia, but I'm working on both of those...

>>7096735
So... Luck, thing I can't afford 1, and thing I can't afford 2...

>>7096739
I, fortunately, am neither racist nor a coward. People with darker skin tones have never given me any reason to generalise them positively nor negatively.

>>7096734
Weird.
>>7096732
suppose it is good.
>>7096730
Prove to me that you are annoying.
You couldn't annoy me if you TRIED
Either way, you aren't hopeless.
Can't wait to see you succeed.
>>7096741
i have a chubbi face

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>>7096744
ive been hit in the kidneys more than a few times then :v
>>7096745
jesus ur thirsty anon
>>7096747
we both know ive annoyed you before :v
even if it was just with my insistence

>>7096740
I'm about to go get food but my skype is biohacked_tomboy

anyone who adds me, include your fuckin name in the message or I won't have any clue who you are
why do people not get this

>>7096716
hugg smiles

>>7096730
I've met you irl and I have yet to find you annoying

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>>7096715
ahh fuck i kinda now how you feel, it's really hard to lose weight when you can't control what you eat.

I have scales and stuff and i can count exactly how much of what i eat, so it's really easy to track my macros and calories.

honestly idk, my sister managed to convince my mom to let her cook her own stuff and eat it when we were all at the table, but this took a lot of effort and I just got lucky because if I didn't want to eat I could just say i already ate outside, which was ok because i had to stay late at cram school

>>7096705
you look really good desu

>>7096731
i mean yeah obviously it was unhealthy, i was depressed as fuck

and yeah samus mode would be nice, means i could still deadlift and do cleans and stuff

Annie mode would be ideal but i think my shoulders are a bit too wide for that (even though my hips have always been wide and i never had broad shoulders)

>>7096729
Yeah but remember I had ffs and still don't pass :/

>>7096732
I hate myself too but I wouldn't multilateral myself...

>>7096751
Well yeah, thats a part of life.
You caught me at a bad time, that was the peak of my drug abuse.
I assure you, I'm friendlier now.
You can't annoy me easily.
I can't pin it all on the drugs though, I had recently broken up and without much reason, I snapped constantly. So ANYONE could annoy me, trust me you aren't hella annoying.

>Beggar asks for spare change
>Excuse myself, keep walking
> He does a double take, looks around, and stares at me the whole way down the road

Lol, I'm gonna get stabbed in my sleep...

>>7096763
Why didn't you give him spare change?

>>7096758
It's just a quick fix

>>7096751
Thirsty for you bby

>>7096763
Stab him, take his money and buy mones

>>7096760
hell yea?
i think so
atleast after the first few times :^)

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>>7096758
you basically look like Cara and she's a famous model/actress

heck, she actually looks worse than you because she looks half-asleep in most photos (she also has dyspraxia and so has the same facial muscle problems I have)

>>7096763
>not asking him for an honest opinion on your haircut, then dropping a couple of mickbux in his change cup for the trouble

>>7096704
Anons so kindly pointed it out to me before

>>7096737
Can you show me how to not be fat

>>7096763
they should give homeless people PIN terminals, sometimes I genuinely wanna help but I rarely carry cash

>>7096765
wew
glad i could be useful for something at least

>tfw your carbon monoxide alarm goes bad in the middle of the night

I'm so fucking sleep deprived, holy shit.

>>7096764
I don't have the change to spare...

>>7096766

Tempting, but I'm not a monster.

>>7096771
Maybe if I can find some coins on the way home?

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>>7096769
MFW

You know she's pretty unattractive

>>7096766
>beggar
Has money, let alone enough for hrt

>>7096777
Don't like eyes and you'll be fine then

>>7096773
i only really eat one meal per day

>tfw there's only like 3 celebrities with dyspraxia
-Florence Welch
-Cara Dieifjndjfjrfne
-Daniel Radcliffe (and if you watch the first Harry Potter movie again you'll notice he can't blink correctly)

>>7096769
How do you know whos posting without them having a trip? *,*

>>7096769
She is also ugly as fuck. I don't know what Versace /gucci/Hollywood think they are doing.

Do they feel just because she is famous I would want to fuck her? I'm a fucking virgin and I would turn her down if she offered.... but I guess different strokes for different folks.

>>7096779
she looks like a girl though

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>>7096785
some people have unique posting styles.

>>7096782
>Don't like eyes
Don't lock eyes I assume you mean...

Yeah... My mistake...

>>7096775
Let me breed you. Put on your lingerie.

>>7096779
>>7096786

Cara is unatractive? wat

if caraposter didn't spam the shit out of her i probably would, she's pretty cool imo

>>7096790
you realise im a tranny right
no breeding possible :v

>>7096786
>She is also ugly as fuck
there is at least one very, very dedicated poster on this board who would probably disagree with you.

>>7096782
The fulltime beggars I see in Germany always have around 10-20€ in their thingy and I bet they take money out of it when it becomes too much to make them look poor all day.

>>7096789
I hate my brain always making mistakes like this
I'm going crazy I just know it

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>when people call you ugly, but you're a millionaire model who bangs 10/10 qts all day and even got to be in GTA V

>>7096785
I'm not even lgbt, and when i peek into your board & thread I know when angie is posting.

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>>7096786
She's a model because she has that androgynous look to her which is what a lot of models have.

>>7096787
Debateable

>>7096791
Her apperance is meh, but her personality is great because she doesn't take herself serious

>>7096796
It's pretty common. I do it all the time when writing because of how my brain is thinking whole sentences before I,ve written them. It's one of the reasons I prefer typing.

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>>7096785
>looking at context
there's also only one person who would ever say that they didn't pass after FFS

>>7096792
That makes it all the hotter when I sket sket deep in you.

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I'm going to bed because fuck being awake any longer.
I hope I die of a heart attack or a stroke during my sleep.

>>7096805
>I hope I die of a heart attack or a stroke during my sleep.
probably more likely to be a spoidah m8

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>>7096801
>Her apperance is meh

WAT
A
T

she is literally a goddess

>>7096804
wew anon youre devoted
too bad this will never happen to me in real life

>>7096560
Columbine killers tattoo.... wow that's makes me look pretty un-edgy.

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>>7096797
Does it look like I care?

If she could make millions from her ugliness and get ppl to orbit her because of her fame and money. Good for her.

Just don't think that I will be fapping to her, or saying how I want to fuck her.

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>>7096808
Idk maybe with the right makeup and clothes but she is meh to me.

>>7096815
>Does it look like I care?
a little bit, yeah

Can we stop arguing about celebrities, and get back to arguing about how passing/unpassing I am?

>tfw ultra ugly

>>7096808
She might make the cut when caked up in make up, and uses tranny angles. Other than that, do not want.

You probably idolize her because you feel that you will have a chance at passing if you use cara as an example to people that clock your ass.

>>7096821
Frankly my dear, I disagree vehemently.

>>7096819
I'm the most unpassing hon here.

>>7096810
I would sket you, but I'm in south America, and your country is full.

>>7096808
She's pretty striking, but I dunno, it doesn't really do it for me.

It's a pretty intense kind of beauty. I don't really know any other way to describe it.

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>>7096817
idk senpai she looks pretty cute to me in that picture


>>7096822
you got me lol

>>7096830
this mostly

>>7096822
>chaser opinions

>>7096818
>if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded

Just want you to know I'm not attracted to her, and no it's not envy. I'm a cis male.

tfw heart is still doki doki from the day before

>>7096821
I know the feeling

>>7096797
g o a l s

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This is who I want to look like

>>7096819
I'm done with you adams grapefruit.

Enjoy the rest of your day(and you really are clockable. Your face structure screams male, don't know how you can fix that)

t. Cis Male

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>>7096837
>cis male
>MTFG
have you chosen your favourite tranny yet, or are you still deciding which one to chase?

>>7096838
DAMNIT....

Wait, by yesterday day, do you mean that thing I started when I was drunk, or did I miss something...


Anyway DAMNIT YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY!

>>7096846
Please pick me for miss mtfg 2016

>>7096834
>implying I want to fuck any of you
I'm not a fagget, nor am I into dude's butts.

tfw meeting my anonfu

>>7096838
Hi Nep Nep
If I remember correctly youre a qt.

>>7096649
>>7096649
>nah im gay, just saw your post on the first page
>>7096851
>Not a fagget

Suuuuure.

>>7096846
I just come to lurk and soak up the lulz at you guys fighting against faith.

Don't want to fuck any of you. I don't even chase cis females, why would I chase trans ones?

>>7096842
That hungry skeletal looks male too.. kinda.

90% more female looking than cara though.

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>>7096847
No not that, it was pretty silly though. I think I wasn't posting during that anyway

I was on a date with an amazing girl, that's why I'm still doki doki.

Also I'm not pretty don't spread lies

>>7096855
hi hi hi Arika
I'm not qt
but I am very hungry lol

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>>7096858
>I don't even chase cis females, why would I chase trans ones?

>>7096861
>I was on a date with an amazing girl, that's why I'm still doki doki.
>Also I'm not pretty don't spread lies

One of these is not true. Qts only date other qts.

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>>7096863
i thought this used to be true years ago, but looking back at it now it's kinda not

>>7096852
im so excited

my stomach is on FIIIREEEEEEEE

>>7096873
omeprazole nigga

>>7096872
tell us more

>>7096875
uh what do you want to know

>>7096874
dun hav any :((

>>7096877
it's otc

>>7096876
idk senpai i dont know anything right now so anything you have is good

>>7096879
shes the cutest anon

my nipple looks weird
>>7096878
I know but
I don't have access 2 any rn

>>7096880
what are you going to do when you two meet?

Can you be a lesbian if you get butterflies in your stomach thinking about boys but not girls?

>>7096869
It's maybe a tiny bit true if you squint your mind at the truth a little.

>>7096881
:( if we had the tech to give physical objects over the Internet or something I'd give you some, got a full box

>>7096887
I would give you the appropriate cash I think
I only have $6 left
would that be enough?

>>7096873
>yfw you realise that it was actually 2tsp of butter after all

>>7096889
ye

>>7096890
no
it was definitely 2 sticks
im looking at the recipe rn
>>7096892
hmm
tfw the tech to give physical objects over the internet doesn't exist

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>>7096906
>national nut day
I think I'm in the right thread.

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>Life sucks, hon, no friends, in the closet
>Get high on codeine all day
>Skip classes because high
>About to fail and lose loan, will have to be hooker
>Drugs binge to end it all
>Fail (again), end up in A&E with severe stomach pain
>Paracetamol probably didn't extract properly
>Mum finds out, now forcing me to tell university I'm a tranny so they don't fail me and to join support groups for someone to talk to
>Mfw gonna be outed in public soon

2 week pay periods are gay as fuck

>>7096900
imagine the possibilities

fuck vr I need to have a teleporter screen

>>7096911
Omg.

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Rare Ativaned / Drunk Isla 3 months hrt.
>>7096909
ayy lmmao
>>7096913
so many possibilities

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>>7096906
>tfw nut free

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i really wanna feel my bf close

>tfw not getting impregnated right now

>>7096919
i will one day know this feel
maybe

>>7096910
:(
hugg Shakira
>>7096906
>tfw I'll never celebrate national nut day by getting mine removed

i love my anonfu

>>7096910
>complains about being a hon while simultaneously destroying her body with drugs and doing nothing to turn herself into a cute girl
but why

>>7096922
>TFW weekend crew had the "valq is a tranny" word spread like wildfire... Now they're all staring at me and shit talking in farsi with frowns and furled eyebrows.
>mfw I Dont get a break at home or work.... But why won't suicide be a success for me?

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>look in mirror
>can't even recognize myself
>see girl in reflection

i-is it happening?

>>7096863
Is this supposed to convince me to fuck guys with wigs on and breast implants?

I thought yall used to laugh at guys that said they wanted a trans gf because they understand what it's like being male.

Fuck off.

>>7096933
when will this happen to me?

>>7096934
>Is this supposed to convince me to fuck guys with wigs on and breast implants?
yes, is it working?

>>7096918
You getting fat bby.

Damn, can't wait to stuff your pucci nice. Going to cum inside.

>>7096926
damn feelsbad
>>7096942
That was me
3 months on hrt
a long time ago

>>7096930
oh god that's horrible
fuck
how did they find out?

>>7096934
>tfw no tranny hating bf

>>7096935
I'd like to know this too :(

>>7096949
It might have something to do with looking and sounding like a gay man with tits

>>7096939
No. It's fucking disgusting. I don't even like girls with whore make up on (fake eyelashes, fake eyebrows, tonnes of foundation and filler), why would I fuck someone (trans) who can't pass without make up? They would be lathering it on.

I laugh when these girl's face look flawless (from a distance) and then you see their face doesn't match their hands, chest, or shoulders.

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Jesus fucking Christ
Every single little thing reminds me of my father there's no fucking escaping
Even once I leave if I ever do
Hes always gonna be there showing up every so often fuck
And I'm getting sick now
Fuck me
Just have to wait till mid November, have a fun time with a friend, and then end it

>>7096949
hugg basic
youll see yourself as a girl soon

>>7096963
Are you taking antidepressants?
Try to keep you busy with things. Writing reading watching stuff running listening or making music or something

>>7096976
Yeah I'm on fluoxetine
Nothing distracts me

>>7096928
If I was ever gonna be a girl it would be now seeing as I've been on hormones for 8 months. I'm too black for HRT to work on me.

>>7096960
:/

>>7096965
i hope you do too :(

>>7096977
Well not with that attitude.

>>7096867
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Both are true so maybe she's crazy

>>7096910
:<
Things are gonna work out for you
Also don't do so much drugs it makes me sad

>>7096933
>tfw ywn feel this feel
might as well kms

>>7096933
iktf
And in addition super tingly boobs D:

>>7096963
>Hes always gonna be there showing up every so often to fuck

I like grils with daddy issues. Let my dick help you forget.

>>7096977
You need to find a passion.

>>7096979
Just a theory tho... I'll have to confront the fairies and see if they want to bang.

>>7096979
im working on it^^

>>7096935
I never had this experience but I still pass.

Would be pretty cool to not be able to recognize yourself, though. Like you were just reborn.

>>7096987
No thanks that's fucking Gross
>>7096989
The depression makes that tough

>>7096985
I look alright in heavy makeup and a wig but that's bullshit, I don't want to be a drag act for the rest of my life, I want to wake up out of bed looking like a woman.

>>7097001
I know same here.
Keep trying .-.

>>7097002
Transition takes time. I'm 2.5 years in and finally seeing a female in the mirror. I need to work on my belly some more.

>>7097002
>I want to wake up out of bed looking like a woman
Same :(

>>7096997
Good!!!!

>>7096994
Yesssssssssssss
And bang them anyway right? Domming twinks is fun

Eyebrows are done and all red and sore. Not sure if I am happy with them yet but they look a lot better!

>>7096979
In answer to your question earlier, I go down to 1-3 times a week at most at a year post op. The amount really depends on how much piv sex I'm getting.

What are your views on the following trips;


Smiles
Basic
Kit
Elanna
Isla

>>7097014
basic is bae <3 I haven't spoken to the others really so idk

>>7097014
>Smiles
I am going to adopt her, give her nice meals and a nice room to herself, and help her find a cute waifu or husbando
(if only :sob:)

>>7097014
i wanna hug basic

>>7097014
Smiles is a CUTE

>>7097014
Smiles is annoying
Basic is lovely
Kit is my favourite girl (male) and the cutest
Elanna is mother hen
Isla is I don't know

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>>7096910
>>7096978
>>7097002


i know it sucks but your mum is kind of helping you here, staying in uni is worth being outed to a bunch of people who don't give a shit.

8 months is still relatively early in transition, a lot of processes may not have even begun seeing as you kinda hurt your body with all the drugs you take.

Plus i don't even think you're that much of a hon, in all the pictures i've seen you look fine

>>7097014
>Smiles
qt in an unfortunate situation, needs to hurry the fuck up and turn 16
>Basic
cool chick, needs to realize she's a cutie too
>Kit
idk
>Elanna
mom, perfect
>Isla
cute girl who needs to straighten her life out, would adopt