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Elsanna OTP

lots of love

>>7093718
aww :3

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>>7093711
I know, they haven't listed my most recent lab.

>>7093718
are you happy that he's correcting himself, or upset that he still uses your deadname?

Also
>no subject edition

So how many of you girls going to go out and rob kids of their candy??

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>>7093730
If by kids you mean men and candy you mean sperm

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>>7093730
i'll steal some from my brothers ;3

I think I might be straight now

I should talk to my gf

>>7093727
FUCK

SORRY

>>7093737
just detransition to stay in a straight relationship

>>7093733
Fuck off

>>7093734
Lame

>>7093730
none. Candy is bad for the complexion, and our girlish figures.

>>7093733
Suck-em-dry.
You should learn makeup from a makeup artist.

>>7093738
it okay bby catalog still finds it when you search "mtfg"

>>7093716
>Rei edition
>no subject
Sertii is no longer allowed to make threads

>>7093745
>girlish figures
I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.

>>7093745
It's on my to do list, my gf bought me a mirror for my desk and stuff

I secretly love makeup but it's overwhelming

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>>7093748
I fucked up sorry :(

it's late ok?

ill got to bed now. Good night mtfg and im sorry for my crime.

I hope that everyone ITT is prettier and happier when they wake up tommorow.

>>7093743
No I mean I like men
I want a boyfriend.

>>7093684
That's fair, I tend not to worry about stuff like that really, I just do me and if people like me the ngreat and if they don't then they don't

>>7093744
i don't wanna make the kids sad though
:(

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aaaaaaaaa I cant find my 3ds
also
>tfw boymoding because no confidence
Yeah yeah I'm trying to be full time but I just don't have the confidence to present female right now, I wanna just go out to dinner and then come back home without a bunch of anxiety and insecurity
>>7093725
>are you happy that he's correcting himself
this
>>7093724
he's a good dad sometimes

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>>7093755
Sleep cutely

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>>7093754
I need to relearn. I got to sit down with makeup artists and watch them make up the models. A few of them would explain what they were doing. Unfortunately that was decades ago, and I learned it using my painting skills which are gone.

>>7093755
Sleep well, *hugs*

What is this new chrome app feature wtf it's annoying. I highlight something, especially by mistake and it keeps trying to Google whatever I highlight

>>7093759
Who gives a shit about kids?
Take the free candy

>>7093765
>video games
Here comes the autism

>>7093710
Could have sworn I heard a horse neighing at some point?

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>>7093765
My keyboard has that colour scheme :3

>>7093776
Forgot trip~

>>7093769
What's wrong with Firefox? e_e

>>7093781
Nothing, I prefer it actually; but it oesn't run so well. I have my phone rooted with some strange background code running, and the chrome is a more android friendly API.

Truthfully, the need for all the shit my phone is doing is pointless. I should just get an iPhone and disappear into tumblr.

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>ywn worship a cock

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Is this a good look
dont mind the dirty mirror and the huge shoulders

>>7093755
Was it you who recommend Kino's Journey? Either way, I just finished it so thanks if it was you and if not you should watch it.

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im fucking sterile

I REALLY REALLY WANT YUMMIES
I'm gonna cook delish stuff

>>7093800
Will you share? :d

>>7093799
same heh....
>>7093800
cooking is fun
go make nummy food

>>7093799

Dw me too.

>>7093776
Who makes good keyboards with good key travel and feel? My old IBM keyboard is showing the wear, and I can't properly get the keys clean anymore. They are permanently stained now from over a decade of use.

>>7093792
never had enough to bulge that much. In fact I've known cis girls who bulge more than I do.

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>>7093765
that's great! I'm happy for you.
take your time going fultime; you're in no rush now that you're on hormones
sucks about your ds though

>>7093799
All juice, no seeds?

>>7093773
Well if you can clock the time ill check it out cause if its there im not hearing it rn.

>tfw mummy gf is 500 miles away

>>7093794
It looks a tiny bit patchwork, but it's fine

t. expert fashionista

>>7093794
yeah looks like a pretty good semi casual outfit

>>7093800
i'm going to steal some of your yummies ok
>>7093799
;_;
>>7093794
yea i like it

>>7093806
I will but only with one person
heh
>>7093809
yes im gonna later
^_^
>>7093799
Me too.
Intersex chromosomes baka
>>7093826
no its for me and one other person ok?

>>7093799
oh well time to start the pills I guess

>>7093822
in egypt?

>Tfw no bf

>>7093835
No UK

>>7093830
im really sad isla

the moon the bear and the big blue house will be waiting for you to come and play

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>>7093835
>in egypt?

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Cicero would have voted Trump, and he was the greatest statesman the ever was.

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>>7093830
you think that'll stop me from taking your yummies?!
>>7093839
TRUUU

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>>7093794
I'd wear it....

>>7093799
I'm not. As of a month ago, I was still producing a few sperm. Well under 1% of what I should have been producing if I wasn't on E&P. Kinda funny as I have a T level of only 16ng/dL. Most males stop production at higher levels than that.

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jenna go shower idiot

>>7093799
Onehundretthousand spermiums doesn't sound sterile to me.
>>7093788
I prefer Firefox on both platforms tho. It run flawlessly on a 1gb ram phone with 30 tabs open.
>>7093811
That's a really big and subjective topic. You probably know the different switches topres and cherry's and so on?
I just went for a black cherry china clone after trying a few in a store. I'm not that rich that I can spend 300€ on a keyboard. Still 120 including the new keycaps :s
>>7093830
;~;

>>7093855
thanks for rubbing it in i guess

>>7093846
aww :(
anythin I can do?
>>7093854
yes cuz if you do i will cri
>>7093858
sowwy

>>7093799
>perfectly fertile
>will never get anyone pregnant anyway so it doesn't matter

>>7093848
cute bear cool moon

>>7093858
one vial and 0.1 million sperm means itd only have like one shot at having a kid and it'd be a fairly slim shot

>>7093862
i guess not

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>>7093862
wtf ok ;_;

>>7093856
Oh my god she actually did it

>>7093870
:(
am sorry nimmy
>>7093871
sowwy maeve D:

Fem gen is basically just trans girls who are terrified of admitting they're actually supposed to be girls.

>>7093824
ill try to improve my fashion game
>>7093825
thakuuu

>>7093887
boi boobs :3
>>7093877
it's okay
who are you sharing your yummies with

>>7093887
So what who cares? *,*

>>7093858
lol I know it's subjective... Part of why I'm still using this keyboard is it had been good, and I've not liked the replacements I've tried. I'd expect I'd end up with Cherry keys. Been tempted to just buy one of Cherry's keyboard cores, and mount it in my own heavy wood and metal case. I added a 3/16" thick sheet of brass to the bottom of this one to give it a more solid feel.

>>7093861
I should be sterile now, but I still got to use protection...

>>7093870
My production is much lower than that. I put the whole couple drops from an ejaculation on a slide, and counted only dozens in a mm sq area.

Still should be able to fertilize a bunch of eggs and implant them.

>>7093820
2:15

>>7093891
its a secret
ok??

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People are over this by now right?
Please rate.

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>>7093900

>>7093900
>tattoos
THIS MEME HAS TO END

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ive figured out my halloween costume
ill just go out in girl mode
that is shure to terrefy everyone

>>7093887
not really. some of them are mtf in denial or afraid of not passing they even admit it. some of them are some type of non binary where they do have dysphoria but they still don't id as girls. some of them are cis males who are just there because theres no thread for twinks.

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>tfw no will to continue on but you keep living anyway
>>7093800
cooking is fun af, make some yummy food
>>7093900
>getting 5edgy3me tattoos
why fampai

>>7093900
But for real it's pretty nice

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>>7093900
>ruining yourself

Worse than a cutter.

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>>7093898
Oh yeah, hear it senpai.
>>7093900
Lmao, is this you.

>>7093903

ty I'm saving this for next time sarah's pulling her "woe is me" routine

I
I want a tattoo...
:(
>>7093911
gonna make a grilled cheese
a fancy one

>>7093900
I knew this was a cis girl from the ribcage and reverse image search confirms it nice try senpai

>>7093900
too soon

>>7093915
My work here is done. time to sleep. Goodnight <3

>>7093918
if a grilled cheese has anything but cheese and bread it is not a grilled cheese anymore it becomes a melt sandwich

t. sandwich autist

>>7093900
Who the fuck called *ME* edgy?
I accept your apology lmao omg

>>7093904
emi you know you want a cute face tattoo
>>7093899
secrets are no fun
are they at least super mega cute
>>7093918
yeah i wanna get a tiny one on my arm

>>7093924
Nitey nite Lissy.

>>7093929

You real hung up on that aren't you. Shook you to your very core. The one you'll deny even having 'cos "woe is me I'm hollow inside, now I'm nothing but a blackhole consuming happiness blah blah blah"

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>>7093929
For comparison to the person who was putting me on unfair blast last thread with their high school level analysis.. : this is my tattoo

>>7093940
Holy shit I love it

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Speaking of columbine, this shit would sell like hot cakes in the states.

>>7093940
damn i want
so colorful

>>7093929
I dunno man, you still sound pretty edgy to me. Didn't you also say that you hang around by yourself in graveyards?

>>7093926
well it has cheese
bread
and some other things
:p
>>7093933
well
yes
its true
they are super cute
anad idk if i want it to be tiny but
like
i want one

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>professor e-mails me saying I need to turn something in immediately even though the deadline is midnight
fug off m8
>>7093918
grilled cheese sandwich is yummy
I'll make a grilled cheese with scrambled eggs and maybe a couple pieces of bacon in the middle sometimes too, just to give a little variety.
>I want a tattoo
I want one too, and I kinda want to try dyeing my hair, but I'd just look like a tumblr stereotype if I did that.

>>7093942
:3 I drew it myself with pen following a panic attack because I didn't want to get my original plan, it would be too emo to get a 3D geometric black and red virus (like under a microscope) tattoo (will be on the other leg to match this one). I have since redrawn that and done computer editing to it for next time.

The artist did maybe 10% herself and she got the colors I told her about 70% correct, but I'm glad it wasn't perfectly all my design.

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ahahah blanchard has a youtube and a soundcloud where he posts music he composes this is so weird

https://soundcloud.com/ray-m-blanchard

https://www.youtube.com/user/rayblanchardphd

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>>7093954
>>7093954
well im gonna do something likeee
hmm
idk like olive oil maybe and some other stuff
make sure its suuuper yummi

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>>7093955
It reminds me of my art, specifically how it was back when I was in middle and high school. It's a lot more angular and monochromatic now (pic related) but your tattoo reminds me of how it was like 5 years ago
Pretty damn nice

>have to change into uniform at school
>use girls locker room
>no one know im trans
>look at the girls in there and start to think about how im prettier than them
Who here prettier than real girls?

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>>7093962

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>>7093949
Spookychan is just a persona I wear in mtfg because I'm a meme and actually pretty edgy and emo. But my real life is not doom and gloom. Everyone else posts a hamster, Kurisu, or other anime. Isla roll plays Isla, I roll play "Sarah". I work there. So I do hang around and tell people I haunt it.

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>>7093959
ROFL
doesn't sound too bad
>>7093987
hamsters can be edgy

>>7093962
Eos is light and fun shaped with some flavor, the pearl shimmer one is pretty

Berts bees pomegranate seems to be everyone's favorite, it's more heavy and slick but natural tasting

>>7093992
This made me smile :3 also, Maeve you are so pretty I wish I was that pretty. I'd wear makeup and pass and go cuddle. You are going to be amazing in a few years of HRT.

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>>7093987
Doesn't everyone roleplay here? I'm a 43 year old male who is obviously a repressed homosexual that doesn't know why he started taking estrogen in the first place

>>7093949
>>7093929

Exactly.
>xXI AvOiD hUmAnS. I LuRk In GrAvEyArDs NoWXx

You didn't have to take "second puberty" so damn literally

>>7093983
i go back and forth with my self image honestly. its weird when people dont know youre trans. some days i really wonder how they dont know

>>7093962
I like the beesential stuff, to me it seems like a better version of Burt's bees

>>7094006
you look completely cis you got bdd or something senpai

>>7093962
Say please

>>7094001
.///. thanks sarah
you can be really sweet<3

>>7094006
cornflakes!

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>>7094003
I'm a 24 year old transdegenerate. I live like a house cat. Mouse trap! My life caught me like a bitch slap!

>>7094004
What?

>>7094003
>Doesn't everyone roleplay here?
Yes, I roleplay as a lonely beta autist who's confused about his sexuality

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>>7094021
Does this help?

>>7094016
hi bb how are you
>>7094010
yup. at least its slowly getting better. maybe after 5 years itll go away. i still feel like i want some ffs touchups t b h

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why do i keep hurting my friend like this?
im awfull

>>7094028
faye this is GAY

>>7094018
Cherry Chapstick
So you can kiss a girl and they can like it

>>7094029
good im back on hormones now

how you been :)

>>7094021
this me

Which one of was this?

>>>/pol/94033143

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>>7093962

I want combat training. I don't want it for offensive purposes, I just want to know that if shit goes down, I can be there for my family. My Israeli friend is 23 she's fucking gorgeous and has military training (they all do). I want that. How do I get that without having to join the army? :( they don't want trans girls.

>TFW I get bored halfway through masturbation and just leave my didlo laying on the bathroom floor and climb into bed with my cats.

Strawberry carmex is best. It actually heals rather than just moisture. Helps with windburn on your face as well

>>7094029
You got ffs bb?

tfw uglee

https://unsee.cc
/nazurige/

>>7094046
nope. in the future maybe a bit

wassup tho
>>7094035
good! work/school/thatsaboutit

>>7094041
I think you can go to training camps in pakistan and afghanistan mountains

I had a shower

>>7094041
Study krav maga maybe?

>>7094052
hope that's all been going good

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>>7094040
Yeah but those are like basically lipstick

>>7094058
r u the girl or the dick

>>7094063
yeah

>>7094063
The grill.

>>7094058
>tfw my nipples are tiny boy nipples
this may very well be the only thing that makes me dysphoric at this point.

>>7094063
The necklace

>>7094045
>master bating with a dildo

Does that like

Actually feel good

>>7094051
Glad you're back on hormones qt

>tfw think about posting a pic but then remember I look exactly the same as the pre-hrt pic I posted
one day I won't look ugly and manly desu
>>7093973
sounds good
>>7093983
maybe if the girl was horribly disfigured I'd look prettier
>>7094045
iktf
I got rid of my dildo but I rarely think about sex anymore and don't have an urge to masturbate. Even when I do I get bored and just go watch videos in bed instead
>>7094063
both probably

>>7094045
Post dildo

>>7094055
good girl

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>>7094069
Yes.
You need to actually be horny beforehand.
Its an acquired taste...
But, prostate orgasms are neat I suppose
>>7094072
Worst bit is I was even watching pron on my phone to get aroused & now I'm just listening to Ben folds. Bahaha.
>>7094075
Which one?

>>7094056
I am. That's how I know I want combat training.

I don't want to story dump, but I grew up in the mid West. I'm old, I'm damaged, I'm not qualified to do much at least not on a resume. Too many employment gaps.

Can't join the army. I tried.

I might go ask reddit. I don't know why I asked here. I'm transgender, but this place doesn't know. Lol thanks.

>>7094028
>Does this help?
Oh, it helps with something.

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>tfw feminine penis

>>7094092
Valq you need a boyfriend to fuck you

And a girlfriend to civilize you

>>7094101
I couldn't agree more.
But, those arrangements never last :(

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Guten Morgen

>>7094090
Kek
Saved

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>>7094100
>tfw boners hurt

>>7093799
>implying you were gonna breed anyway

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H-Hey guys I brought my nintendo!

>>7094106
Uuh noch eine kartoffel :D warum bistu noch wach?
>>7094108
Oryx!

>>7094108
>boners hurt
thank fuck, I thought it was just me
>>7094092
>all those dildos
jfc

>>7094111
yeah that shit was stupid what is she gonnna do play mario shit while they all eat and look at her wondering wtf shes doing

It me and my cat

https://unsee.
cc/gonatezi/

>>7094112
Why do I always loose my trip ._.

>>7094120
Qts

>>7094120
lesbian cat lady

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>>7094117
Its nice being able to choose based on your mood :¢
Sometimes being ravaged is cool, sometimes just enough penetration when youre already hot will do the job.
Idk.
>>7094119
Mariokart & halo tourneys are fun when you're hammered

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

:(

>>7094120
... I'll never look that beautifully comfy & content.
You're gorgeous, Missy.

>>7094128
don't you have a boy for this

>tfw I barely ever produce precum
This is honestly one of the things I hate most about myself

>>7094112
Anon!!

>>7094117
>tfw no bf to tease me and hold me in place

>>7094057
yup! glad youre back on hrt. how long have you been on it overall?
>>7094120
pretty
>>7093799
who /eunuch/ here?

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>>7094112
Had to google translate that, sorry anon I forgot most of my German
Why are you a Kartoffel tho? And I'm awake cuz it's 11AM and it's about time I got up

>>7094132
hmm sounds like your dick is broken better get on hrt asap

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>>7094131
I won't be able to see him until Tuesday night ;~;

>>7094132
I only really produce it when I'm exceptionally horny and I go for one of those fap sessions that lasts for like an hour

>>7094134
>eunuch
why would I do that? They need to confirm its just gyno on my chest & I'm not some intersexed creature like you when my cadaver is winched out of the ditch on i-95

>>7094111
This is why no one invites trans meets to parties

>>7094138
Stop it :(

>>7094142
Yeah same, and even then only like 1-2 drops.

>tfw no chaser to jerk me off that I pretend is my bf

>>7094132
i've only ever had precum once (and it was a couple months ago)
didn't know it was a thing until some sort of sex ed class
>>7094140
oh that's no good :(

>>7094134
>tfw srs can't come soon enough

>>7094148
>tfw wanna feel penetration
>tfw

>>7094137
Oh
That was common language not like dictionary.
Well germans are potatoes aren't they? I'm a potatoe.

>>7094143
pls no. how are you valq? you didnt stop hrt like you said you would that one time right

Anyone want to join my transgender punk band? We aren't going to be anything like pussy riot.


Also, black mirror is in Netflix again new season :D

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>>7094143
I feel horrible for laughing as hard as I did.

>>7094149
I learned about it in lewd stories about girls guzzling precum and an ex online fling who liked the taste, apparently.

>>7094156
pussy riot is cool tho

>>7094156
>tfw don't have normieflix so I'll have to wait a good dl
At least they're releasing every episode at once

>>7094162
Oh, I didn't mean to diss them, I just don't want to prove anything to society.

>>7094154
Im just socially detransed b/c my face bones let me pass as a guy infinitely better & I'll never afford ffs.
Kinda gave up everywhere else & am just kinda becoming a NPC irl

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>>7094156
I'm starting an Indian band actually
We are gonna be Tech Support

>>7094158
>its funny b/c its true xD

>>7094160
i tasted it that one time and it was like less potent cum
i can see the appeal

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>>7094149
he has to open and close at his job so he's way too tired to hang out on weekends since he gets back home around 11 and has to. go back to work at 9 in the morning ;~;

>pregnant in dream
>extremely happy
>woke.svg
>cry

>>7094164
you wanna be like g.l.o.s.s. then? although i don't really like their music that much

>>7094123
Ty

>>7094124
How to fix looking like a lesbian?
Or should I even?

>>7094130
Not even. I'm grumpy and sleepy

>>7094134
Awh thank you

>>7094163
I have no sustainable life style. If I drop like an apple from where I am on my parents tree, I become immediate rotten fruit on the floor and wasps will eat my entire soul like in the orchards this season.

/wrists

>>7094173
>Or should I even?
no you look good

>>7094173
Why no trip?

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>>7094167
D Y K E

>>7094052
OHHH okok
I mean I don't think u need it, but I want some work done too, so I can relate

I'm okay!!!!! How're YOU BB ???? How's school?!
Ur bf?

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>>7094167
It isn't true, though. Because if someone fucks with you you're going to be a good girl and put a 45 in their braincase.

>ywn be referred to as mommy irl

>>7094172
I want to be like Eyedea or Sadistik, mixed with Purity Ring (especially live aspects), mixed with Johnny Hobo.

I have limited musical talent. :l I rap and write really songs well. I just can't produce. I absolutely can't sing, ;-;

>>7094062
No there not its like a balm+gloss
I use them instead of lipstick

hello friends today i walked 7 miles

>>7094153
Germans are cool
Odd sense of humour tho

>>7094185
>tfw children keep staring at me

Are they trying to figure me out????????

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>>7094185
find an ageplay gf

>>7094191
Where? I remember when I started taking myself for walks in late winter. Then I started biking. You should get a bike, it's empowering.

>>7094172
Idk who gloss is. But it sounds terrible as a name unless you're REALLY selling on being transgender.

>>7094185
>>7094170
is this a common feel for MTFs?

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>>7094185
Honestly
It's really nice
Even if it isn't your kid
>>7094170
Tfw pregnancy symptoms
Tfw can't be pregnant because your body is fighting to exist
Fuck

>>7094186
don't purity ring just do dj sets when playing live

also their new album was awful

>>7094192
Germans are known not to be very funny :s

>>7094191
Oh damn
That's nice
Where did you walk to?

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>>7094191
>tfw walked 20

>>7094177
I was thinking I ahould try fem up a bit because idk if I could pull it off.
Maybe I'll try sometime but for now it's OK.
Thank you

>>7094178
I dunno I wasn't thinking about it

>>7094199
Yep

>>7094199
i never really wanted kids
perhaps that will change when i get a bit older though

>>7094183
Its like you Dont know me at all.
Guns are so messy.
I'd rather use hand tools.. Not knives tho, blunt things.
But also, if I'm ever dead in a ditch, I prolly put myself there by driving/riding too erratically.
>>7094180
Thats Mr. Dyke, Sir to you.
>>7094173
That's the cuddliest state

>>7094197
new orleans isn't really a bike friendly city, plus going on a long walk with a friend is more fun for me than biking with them

>>7094205
just from our place to uptown, nowhere in particular. just wanted to go for a big dumb walk since the weather was so nice

>>7094207
nice

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>>7094216
im sry Mr dyke

>>7094199
Extremely. I'm lesbian and at 24 it's horrifying how I much I want a kid. I don't want a kid in this reality, but there are natural like urges and desires I can't rip from my psyche. I cry a lot over it sometimes.

>>7094201
Opinion disregarded.

>>7094217
Oh you went with people :) yes that is true.
Also yeah, I've never been to New Orleans (auto corrected to omelet)

>>7094204
Idk if I was too dumb to understand the jomes but I knew a German girl who made a lot of chemistry jokes that I had no clue what they were on about. Maybe it was the German humour or just I was too stupid. I'm sure it was funny to them but ;;

>>7094191
>>7094207
Please start using the Metric system, America.

>>7094134
i was on for like two days like two weeks ago and i just started again today

>>7094222
yeah there's bike lanes and such on a lot of streets now but the city was never built with bikes in mind so its all just kinda shoehorned in and dangerous.
plus ppl around here are really terrible drivers

>>7094225
today i walkes 11 kilometers

>>7094191
periods are for sentences AND NOT TRIPS

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>complain to friend about how im vomiting every morning
>asks if im pregnant
>mfw

>>7094195
*cuddles maeve*

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I'm lonely and want attention.

>>7094170
I have those too a lot

>>7094185
Auntie is almost as good right?

>>7094234
>playin ghost recon
>leep gettin shot

>>7094243
>tfw no penis on my butt

>>7094217
Ohh
That sounds nice though desu
What y'all eatin tonight?

>>7094243
*showers charlotte in love and affection*
>>7094236
*softly whispers* "big ones for emi"

>>7094249
do I look like a depraved transbian, or are you just saying that generally?

>tfw ordering LSD online

>>7094243
Try being nicer to people and less arrogant and smug and maybe we'll be more inclined to want to talk to you. The reason you're filtered by most is because you're a huge cunt most of the time to someone not already in your personal circlejerk.

Um, you do know it's Friday night, right?

Why aren't you out with your friends?

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>>7093716
sertii inside warm by the fire

>>7093717
bjorgfist inside warm by the fire

>>7093721
quid inside warm by the fire

>>7093725
charlotte inside warm by the fire

>>7093733
faye outside cold in the snow

>>7093734
maeve inside warm by the fire

>>7093745
squeak inside warm by the fire

>>7093757
lissy inside warm by the fire

>>7093765
grace inside warm by the fire

>>7093769
sarah inside warm by the fire

>>7093781
arika inside warm by the fire

>>7093794
hanna inside warm by the fire

>>7093799
nim inside warm by the fire

>>7093800
isla inside warm by the fire

>>7093810
alice inside warm by the fire

>>7093820
cartman outside cold in the snow

>>7093903
lucy inside warm by the fire

>>7094014
elanna inside warm by the fire

>>7094006
cornflakes inside warm by the fire

>>7094040
mercury outside cold in the snow

>>7094045
valq inside warm by the fire

>>7094071
ember inside warm by the fire

>>7094075
oryx inside warm by the fire

>>7094106
emily inside warm by the fire

>>7094128
korra outside cold in the snow

>>7094191
anne inside warm by the fire

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What does mtfg think of Australians?

>>7094252
>tfw no bf to cuddle with and be little spoon for

>>7094261
Is this a bot?

>>7094256
Where are you from? We should trip together.

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>>7094265
top tier accent

>>7094194
They're wondering why someone so obviously a girl is pretending to be a boy

>>7094259
>friends
w-what are those
>>7094217
sounds like a nice walk desu
>>7094265
quality shitposters

>>7094261
What about Anon?

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>>7094259
im a tired old lady. plus my ugly ass roommate would want to tag along and he's an unbearable embarrassing smelly autist in public. I'd rather stay home and play my new video games

>>7094265
Shit tier crypto-cockney accent

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>>7094259
BECAUSE IM ALL ALONE AND HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE IM BORING AND STUPID

I JUST FOUND OUT IM ESSENTIALLY STERILE AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO I HATE MYSELF I WANNA DIE

>>7094274
This tbqh
Going to get some oxy just to talk someone.

>>7094259
I canceled on my friends party because I'm sad

>>7094268
Netherlands. Close to Sertii.

>>7094259
I'll be meeting up with some people from college tomorrow night! It's my first time seeing them in 8 months and they don't know I'm trans... Should be fun...

>>7094261
I am the fire

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>>7094251
dawh, that's sweet of you
unfortunately, I'm in a shitty mood because my blood sugar dropped or something
thanks though

>>7094257
>Try being nicer to people
like whom?
>arrogant and smug
And here I thought it was because I started fights all the time. Can you give me examples?

>>7094267
I know this feel.

>>7094276
anon inside warm by the fire

>>7094275
ambiance inside warm by the fire

>>7094259
I'm all alone because I have no friends and I have no friends because I'm boring and stupid
Also I've been out all day long and I've been posting while sitting in traffic

>>7094233
i think you need to calm down and think about this rationally. we can be friends.

>>7094250
idk
she's out with a friend, and i was supposed to go out with another friend but he just ditched me so im a bit miffed and not rlly hungry anymore

wat u eatin?

>>7094275
it really was.

>>7094259
desu I didn't even realise it was friday. I'm stuck at home for a while helping out my mom anyway. had an operation, so I need to do all the cooking and cleaning for a while

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>>7094286
Well, we'll have to shelf that plan unless you can host me for a week or 3 rolf. Im Canada.

>>7094288

>>7094285
No.
Get dressed and go to the party anyway, idc that you're sad
You don't have to stay long. But you should go. Pop your head in and if you still don't like it or feel better, THEN leave

>>7094297
Sadly, no. I live with my parents, don't think they'd like that very much. I'm planning on moving out though

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>>7094261
Why the fuck do i gotta hang out in the cold with Mercury and Korra.

>>7094289
Be nicer to everyone. I'm not listing all the times you've been a massive self absorbed cunt. Behave better or no (You)s. It's a simple concept.

>>7094302
Yeah, I know the feeling. I'd go hop bars tonight looking for sexy women to get into a 3 or 5 way with, but instead I live on the same floor as my parents.

If you ever get inducted into the illuminati, please make sure the laser satellite kills me somewhere ironic and beautiful.

>>7094294
/;
That's bleh
How are you two doing btw? What are you doing for ur bday?

Idk I've eaten a shit ton of calories today but I think I want to have a little Caesars deep dish
It's been a while.

Idek
That or a salad.....maybe chipotle
Idk

>>7094301
It's 2am and I'm in bed now. I have work in the morning.
Idk I don't feel like being around people irl

I have a dozen more excuses if you want to hear

>>7094304
>caring about a random person's opinion online

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>>7094305
>I'm not listing all the times you've been a massive self absorbed cunt
list one for me, just so I know exactly what you're talking about.

>>7094307
Yeah. I can't even just have trashy over for long periods :(
If I win the lottery we'll do acid together though.

>>7094304
Bonding exercise.

Either you cuddle together for warmth, or you die.

>>7094312
>2am
I was too late ;-------;

Don't give me any bullshit excuses!!!!!!!!!
What time to the bars close for you? Is it the same 2am like for me?

You all want to play video games or something?

>tfw not snorting copious amounts of ketamine right now

>>7094308
things are great but still a bit rough here and there cos neither of us are working and we're both in the house all the time. but we still love eachother vry much and have tonnes of fun all of the time. we're thinkin about getting a couple of dogs too.

all i know for my birthday we're supposed to go see david sedaris speak, tho im sure we'll probably go to our friends bar and get shitfaced and stuffed full of tacos for free or someting. i was there on a date last night for like 8 hours and my friend who owns the place got me real real drunk, i think trying to get me to embarass myself or something
(also u remembered my bday@_@)

i still havent had their deep dish
is it RLLLY that good?
i had chipotle a few weeks ago and idk it just wasn't as good as it used to be. maybe i've changed.

>>7094316
I won the fucking lottery with my genius brain says 8th grade me.

I want more than anything to get out of here. I'm trapped. Like I don't know where to go. Where do I even search for roommates who aren't going to be phobic fucking Shits? The last time I tried to move out I got stuck with a coke head and a bigot neonazi (really).

>>7094297
:<

Red pill me on taking my estrogen shot

>>7094322
Yeah it's the same here.
A few bars around will do lock ins, and some get late licenses til 3 I think but yeah that's about it

>>7094294
but period trips are all the same

>>7094328
>I'm trapped
That is either shit or the best pun I've heard in a while.
I mean I am a fan of Hitler's economic plans b-but that doesn't make me a bad person. Also a druggie so don't be mean :(

>>7094330
The (((government))) put excessive amounts of estrogen in our water in order to turn straight white males homosexual and prevent them from breeding, which is why so many straight men have trouble resisting transsexuals these days.

The high you receive from your estrogen shot is not addictive by itself, but contains additives that make you dependent on it and keep you trapped in a vicious cycle of cock-craving femininity.

estrofem snug as a bug under my tongue

>>7094344
I want to believe.
It's NOT my fault.

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>>7094305
I openly hate half the people in this general, just so we're clear. I'm not going to be nice to them, because they put me in a shitty mood just by complaining all the time about how they don't pass. This isn't news, and it shouldn't be treated as such just because I'm suddenly a happier person overall.

>>7094269
>>7094275
<3

>>7094278
Get fucked Yankee cunt

>>7094313
Im just kidding, Im sure you're fine but all the cool kids are in the cabin.

>>7094344
>The high you receive from your estrogen shot is not addictive by itself, but contains additives that make you dependent on it and keep you trapped in a vicious cycle of cock-craving femininity
Are my patches giving my adequate cock craving femininity or should I talk to my Jewish endo?

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I need atentioooooooooon

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>>7094355
I'll give you attention if you give me attention. Deal?

>>7094351
>Get fucked Yankee cunt
But I'm British

>>7094355
hi

>>7094355
Attention is like a drug
Be careful

>>7094354
If you don't have a constant desire to be on your knees in front of a cock then definitely consult your endo.

>>7094359
deal

>>7094345
u supposed to start with just spiro

>>7094350
Okay then. Enjoy remaining lonely and sad then cunt. Last (You) from me.

>>7094361
Get fucked Pommy cunt

>tfw I am addicted to attention