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MTFG Transgirl general

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Mosley edition

Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Snicks x eva x nep
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg


old: >>7084178
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post trip crushes uwu
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carol when are you growing out of your edgy phase this is really annoying
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>>7085032
Sirona, Dana/WaitForYou, Juniper
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I really need to get away from home for a while
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carol threads are kino
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My butt hurts

>>7085034
Same
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>>7085032
Faye, CFH, & Lee
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>>7085032
um
Parker !URPrincess
Uhm
I don't have to say the others do I?
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>>7085032
I think moap is adorable. I wouldn't say crush, but I'm so fucking jealous. Why the fuck didn't I speak up when I was 16 about wanting to be a female irl :(
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>>7085032
Basic is pretty as heck
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>>7085028
Eternal Anglo Edition
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>>7085038
We need more carol desu
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>>7085027
think green and black senpai
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>>7085032
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>>7085037
just start running and see where you end up
>>7085039
let me rubb it to make it feel better
>>7085043
she trans'd at 16?
>>7085047
agreed agreed
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>>7085056
>just start running and see where you end up
I can't forest gump it, I'm a tranny you know.
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Kinesthetics, Carol!!!
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>>7085051
Anprim?
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>>7085032
Endorphien
Phierate
Smartphie
Slowphie
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>>7085056
i have no idea but that's when I'd have needed to say something. Every year after I was pretty much fucked. she was probably like 18. I ruined my entire life being a """male"""
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>>7085063
Franzi and Sophie sitting in a tree~!
>>7085061
Hm?
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>>7085056
./////////////////.
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My girlfriend just came out to me as FTM and I haven't told her yet that I'm MTF and starting hormones.

HELP. She's literally in the washroom splashing her face as I type this.

(I was told to still refer to her as "she" since she hasn't started transitioning yet)

She says she isn't info women at all.

HELP!!!!!
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>>7085056
How is Maeve today?
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>>7085066
heart the carol
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>>7085069
lol wtf
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>>7085032
Carol and Neptune and shakira and shy>>7085032
Carol and Neptune and shakira and shy>>7085032
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>>7085062
idk senpai I'm not very into prim but I also haven't read that much about it. we need to change our society somehow though.
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>>7085032
Myself
I want to crush myself
Did I do this right?
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>>7085032
Juniper and Basic
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>>7085069
were you gonna tell her anyway?
>>7085070
pretty good ^^
hope all is well for you
>>7085082
;_;
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Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
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Waitforyou is another quintessential crush
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>>7085090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14
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>>7085092
Dana is amazing, cute, awesome, sweet, I love her so much
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>>7085088
I was literally planning to tell her tomorrow but I wasn't expecting her to show up and do this.

It would be weird if I wait but even weirder if I don't right?

>I'm not attracted to men
>She's not attracted to women

AAH
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>>7085088
Yea day just started for me and its been ok so far
>>7085090
N-no you!
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>>7085092
waitforyou is a quintessential please crush your head in a trash compactor
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>>7085058
>I can't forest gump it, I'm a tranny you know.
Excuses.
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>>7085076
>Putting a literally who as one of your trip crushes
You gave yourself away ;)
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>>7085081
In what way?
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>>7085095
just do it now but make sure she knows you're serious and not making fun
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>>7085094
I love u carol
-jupinturd
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>>7085095
Maybe it will change on fem & ms, so you'll be happy that she's going to be a bf
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>>7085095
>I'm not attracted to men
>She's not attracted to women
if this is true then the relationship is probably dead
you should probably come out though
at least you know she isn't anti-trans or anything
>>7085096
nice
with any luck your day will continue to be ok
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>>7085093
Yeah yeah, you're gay too nerd. <3
>>7085096
Hanna I've seen you I think, you're very cute, don't weasel out of it.
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Is it bad manners to murder chasers?
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>>7085105
:D
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>>7085116
I think it's generally considered rude to murder people, yeah.
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>>7085116
It's preferable to drug them and give them estrogen implants
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>>7085101
Why'd you ignore me?
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I finally pieced my ears today!!! I'm so happy!!
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>>7085121
>>7085116
This, they are all trans people in denial
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>>7085121
Oestrogen in plants? You give them tofu blocks and shit?
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Tfw drunk and Neptune is asleep and I didn't pay my bill because ex has password and I'm in the dark
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>tfw when you make amazing salsa but no chips and you'd rather literally hang yourself than drive to the store and risk making your dysphoria and all your other mental bullshit go nuts and then you die but you really want salsa so you just smoke a tiny amount of DMT instead and shit post on mtfg to avoid a panic attack.
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Is Sheen dead?
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>>7085125
Ignore you? What? I'm thinking I should just use a name, because Anon confusion seems to be constant.
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>>7085141
LOL i just realized
yeah i bet
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>>7085120
Are they really "people", though?
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>>7085131
Put some rice sticks thru those mofos
Gauge me out
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>>7085141
she said new years

>>7085148
ask drakeposter he is the thread chaser openly.
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>>7085141
hopefully she just left /mtfg/
probably for the best
>>7085131
pretty :3
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>>7085134
No I take them home, wait til they're asleep, anaesthetise them and give them implants of antiandrogen and estrogen. Then I date them pretending nothing happened and watch them unknowingly start to turn into cute girls
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>>7085148
I think they're people, doesn't mean they're good people though.
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>>7085140
Have you discovered anything absolute with dmt? Interesting but you shouldn't smoke it casually imo
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I could cry for days
when i hear your name
things don't feel the same
I'm the only one inside today

why oh why do I
put up with this misery
still looking for a reason
for now it is a mystery
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>>7085107
idk senpai stuff like huge reduction is fossil fuel consumption stop manufacturing so much shit implement some of the types of things http://www.lowtechmagazine.com/ talks about. There would have to be a reduction in living standards and a complete restructuring of society but if we keep fucking around and the earth heats so much that 50% of species go extinct we would be just be dead
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>>7085114
Oki
You too hamster girl
>>7085115
I-im pretty? o:
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>>7085154
Hot.
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>>7085160
Hey Heather
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>>7085153
Too bad. Sheen has a hard road, more so than many cis people.

>>7085145
>mfw you're still hangin' around

>>7085154
Dangerously cute
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my stomach is dead
i hate this so MUCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEx33
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>>7085144
If you're not miss buns then dont worry about getting on steam
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>>7085154
A flawless plan!
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>>7085151
>gauges
nooooooo

>>7085153
Thank you ^~^
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>>7085174
wow
what a bully
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Isla is an angel
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>>7085161
There's literally nothing wrong with fossil fuels

>>7085160
More sad lyrics pls
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What are some good, low stress jobs that a wageslave can do?
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>>7085193
>low stress
>working
I wish it was that easy
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>>7085131
Cute! That reminds me, I need to get around to getting mine re-pierced.
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>>7085193
CTR shilling
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>>7085131
Did it hurt?
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Tips for 1st gay bar experience for a bi closeted tranny?
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>>7085187
with a stomach ache 24/7 :sob:
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>>7085131
doesn't that leave big marks? I'm too scared to do it
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>>7085186
Not that much of one. You're a likeable enough chap, I think. I salute the competition

Elann where da moans?
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>>7085193
grocery store stocking but it really depends on the store and your manager. my manager is really chill so not much stress but if you have an asshole telling you to do shit all day it sucks.
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>>7085207
Boo's still in denial, give them time
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>>7085190
Your eyes are almost dead
Can't get out of bed
And you can't sleep

You're sitting down to dress
And you're a mess
You look in the mirror

You look in your eyes
Say you realize

Everybody goes
Leaving those who fall behind
Everybody goes
As far as they can,
They don't just care.

They stood on the stairs
Laughing at your errors
Your mother's dead
She said, "Don't be afraid"

Your mother's dead
You're on your own
She's in her bed

Everybody goes
Leaving those who fall behind
Everybody goes
As far as they can
They don't just care
You're a wasted face
You're a sad-eyed lie
You're a holocaust.
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>>7085193
I worked in elderly care
It got stessful some times
But mostly i had time to chill between my visits
Plus it felt like i was doing somthing that matterd
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>>7085193
>fighter pilot
>weather lady
>math teacher

Pick four
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>>7085159
Nope. Not whatsoever. Sorry. I've written interesting fictions and such, met my dead self once but nothing like LSD. Thing is I've always been a tad autistic or some shit there is honestly not a label for all the stuff that is wrong with me in addition to being male to female mismatch. I dropped out of high school in 10th grade and made my first batch of (bad fucked it up didnt use napha proper hahah) DMT. It changed how I viewed the world, but only because I survived and wasn't addicted and realized a profound truth:


my parents, their associates, the schools, the government, corporations are all lying through their teeth and they all either know it and do so maliciously, or like my parents they are brain washed.

I trusted no one after that. Still don't.

>>7085160
You should join my band. I can't pay for you to travel tho :/
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>>7085218
Shit can I be a fighter pilot please?
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>>7085213
>called me boo
<3
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>>7085193
I keep tellin y'all dog day cares are easy
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>>7085193
Serving/mixing drinks can be preddy chill in less frequented bars while being drunk *,*
Most people are regular customers/patrons(?) who don't talk much.
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>>7085227
Wasn't that your trap name or something?
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>>7085163
Very qt!
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>>7085200
More than I expected but still not much

>>7085206
Big marks? it just leaves a hole for the piercing, I guess it could scar if you take the starter out before you're supposed to and it "heals"

>>7085198
Thank you, why re-pierced what happened the first time?
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how do I stop crying all the time?
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>>7085214
Feelz
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>>7085213
Let me be your girl for Halloween. Test run, as it were.

>>7085224
An all transgirl fighter squadron would be fucking killer
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>>7085239
Dont know
If you figure it out please tell me
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>>7085232
no boo is just my normal online name
dont you love it
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>>7085239
find a boy to administer huggs when needed
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>>7085241
>An all transgirl fighter squadron would be fucking killer
Yeah, for the enemy, because we'd be easy to shoot down.
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>>7085246
I like if but it's better when I think of it as a name you used while trapping

>>7085241
O-ok, suit up
>tfw wanted to be a pilot but eyesight shit, fitness poor and limp wristed faggot tranny
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how come no one ever posts poetry here :(
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>>7085238
Switched to bigger jewellery too quickly I think. They got painful and slightly infected so I let them heal.
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>>7085247
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>>7085256
ill tell you what
if i ever start trapping ill call myself boo okay?
everybodys happy
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>>7085248
Depends. NEETs have all that vidya training to build on.

If I get rich I buy some decommissioned aircraft and recruit some of you. Grassroots style
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That was not me Grace. I am hurt that you confused Anon with I, Anon. Do we all just look alike to you?
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>>7085261
Ah, that sucks :(
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>>7085260
because this isn't a board meant for poets.
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>>7085260
Because this isn't livejournal..

>>7085263
When you gonna start trapping?
Not to be pushy I just like looking forward to stuff I've marked on a calendar
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>tfw chris-chan tier hon
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>tfw hon-chan tier chris
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>>7085260
Were not that big of a female posuers
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>>7085283
you and angie should meet and fight to the death hopefully you would both die
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>>7085260
Blood and wine
With summer's long refrain
In the pearl of your eyes
Soon the mists will tame
The grape's easy wrath;
Clots seize the heart's engine

>>7085283
Doubtans beyond doubtans
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r8 my dinner
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>>7085272
between you and me
as friends elanna
definitely never im pretty sure
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>>7085283
*hugs* Even if true, unlike CWC you can work towards fixing it and living a life that isn't a mockery in the eyes of God.
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>>7085294
rice r
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Maki is shitting up cis lesgen right now. I blame some of you for creating that monster.
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>brothers birthday today
>realize how fucking old I am
>two of my brothers are taller than me
>tfw beta genes

>>7085292
ha ha
>>7085297
>just fix your entire skull and face
:PpP
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>>7085294
I want it in my mouth
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>>7085301
yeah i feel pretty fortunate for my height
13 year old brother is way taller than me
dad towers over me, not sure how i didn't get fucked by his genes
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>>7085294
I dig these sweet r i c e s t h e t i c s senpai

>>7085300
Lmao it's aaalllll karma yaalllll
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>>7085302
You were the Cologne anon right? Did you start Hrt now?
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We're almost there.
Just a little bit longer..
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How do I fix my stomach?
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>>7085301
I'll fix ur face bb
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>>7085304
My brother are like 185cm or more
rly makes u think
>dad towers over me, not sure how i didn't get fucked by his genes
My dad gave me a manly and gross hair color ;_;
>>7085312
h o t
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>tfw you werent born a tiny asian girl
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>>7085300
shes a tranny now
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>>7085296
Boo <3
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>>7085316
>tfw you were born as a manly male
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Tfw suddenly feeling sick and getting sensation of needing to vomit but nothing comes out. This good day is turning into a bad night :(
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>>7085325
carol i hearted you like an hour ago and you didnt reply
how can i heart back now ;_;
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>>7085294
I made homemade chili, everyone may have some if they'd like.
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i read this again and fuck this hits the feels
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>>7085326
>TFW 30, generally effeminate in mannerisms, but also have strong masculine characteristics that basically make you look like a failed tranny by default

Patchy beard pattern, lipstick-colored lips, emotive eyes, wide smile, luxuriant wavy hair, absolutely shit skin. It's like I was made of leftovers.

Such things are addressable, though. With acid, poison, and determination. Either way I go, things improve.
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>>7085340
;_;
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>>7085349
how do I get luxuriant hair
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>>7085349
>tfw 23 years old but look like 30-40 and hrt did nothing for me
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>>7085351
I am in love with this.
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>>7085353
Well, I have one side with white negro curls, and one side with straight hair that also has balding running in the family. The white negro curls seem to have cancelled out the balding (for now), but they adopted the straightness to make a wave.
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>>7085340
:c
>>7085331
;__;
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So I haven't seen my parents in days and I've got massive bite bruises on the visible part of my neck
I managed to stay out super late connecting and cuddling with friends and damn we have some real shit to connect over
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>>7085160
Did daddy make your pussy feel good this morning?

Did you take care of daddy's wood like a good daughter?
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>tfw you get into a fight with your best friend because he hugboxes and says you don't look like a man
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Morning girls, and girls who haven't admitted they're girls yet ^~^
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>>7085362
im kidding
hi carol <3
how are you feeling?
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>>7085378
I am a pretty girl, how are you, other pretty girl.
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how do i find boys to listen to music with
>>7085378
morning
hope your day goes well ^^
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>>7085379
Im okie :3
>>7085381
Isla cute and pretty <3
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>>7085381
>tfw not a pretty girl

>>7085383
Chloroform
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>>7085386
yus i am c:
>>7085383
/soc/
kik
>>7085383
i have a lot who would like to do that.
>>7085390
:(
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>>7085378
Hiya basic
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>>7085386
are you really?
no bad thoughts this time around?
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>>7085381
I am working very hard on trying to be a prettier girl than I was yesterday, thank you for asking.
How are you pretty girl?

>>7085383
Hi Maeve!! I hope yours does too. I'm just getting ready for work

>>7085396
Hey shy!! ^~^
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>>7085395
<3 Isla :3
>>7085397
Im okie ^^
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>>7085400
I am doing poorly unfortunately.
Today was honestly okay until the debates.
My mom and her friends did a lot of yelling and arguing and it reminded me of my childhood >_<
my tummy hurts as well
but other than that i think im okay!
There is always room for prettier to some, but to others, you are already as pretty as can be.
>>7085401
<3 Carol ^_^
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>>7085395
i guess those could be options
i wanna go to more concerts but too socially autistic to just go talkin to boys
>i have a lot who would like to do that.
is that what it feels like to be qt
>>7085400
thanks!~
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a bullshit rhyme,
that wastes everyone's time

an act of obnoxious pretension,
in an obvious attempt to get some attention

i could exclaim from the rooftops it but it's plain to see,
that i post these poems to make up for my lack of personality
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>>7085401
thank god
depressed/suicidal carol all the time sucks
im never met happy carol

is she friendly?
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>>7085408
it could be
i even have some hot guys messaging me
its
pretty wew
Just fuck it bay life talk to them maybe?
I got no good suggestions
>>7085411
Sounds like something by this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z4_QifBW18
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>>7085412
>~~~<
<3
>>7085407
:3
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better link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiCf3hawP0U
>>7085419
on the bus to schooling now or at school?
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>>7085407
Oh no, I'm so sorry that sounds awful...
I'm glad you're OK in spite of it though.

>>7085408
^^
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>>7085428
>>7085428
ya, just unlucky stuff.
All temporary :p
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>>7085422
School but i don't have lessons for another hr =D
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>>7085434
>tfw school still on but doing literally nothing for the next 2-3 weeks
I may as well not go desu
>>
You are all very welcome to join this thread :3

>>>/int/66357485
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I look cute as fuck with hair extensions. Why my real hair aren't like that ;_;
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>>7085434
well hey, chillin is nice?
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>>7085442
>not having real hair like that
step it up honey
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>>7085445
Ye ^^
Im still tired tho ;;
Im gonna need to buy an energy drink
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>>7085439
consider suicide
>>
Are people posting at these hours up really late or just Australian?

Im in Japan and at these hours all my friends are asleep so I can't really chat with anyone.
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>>7085452
i sleep during the day and stay up at night
it's 5am right now so i'll be gone soon
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>>7085292
You sound upset bro
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>>7085452
European. 11 am in Germany.
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>>7085450
dont doze off in class qt
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>>7085450
aww
dont drink too much.
>>7085452
Americunt right here.
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>>7085448
Not my fault my hairs are so weak. My dad lost his hair before 18 my mom always had thin and weak hairs.
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>>7085452
There's mostly euros and australians at this hour, a few american neets with shit sleep schedules as well.
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nini
best wishes to you all~
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>>7085477
Cheerio
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>>7085469
I guess this being 4chan neets with shit schedules aren't that much of a surprise.
>>
Omg my electrolysis tech is a fucking angel. I can't believe how fast and how thorough she is. My entire neck up to my chin is almost done, one more session and that's that. Then all there is is the top of my chin, sideburns, and upper lip and I will finally be ready for full time!
>>
External

Ovaries
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>had a controller sitting in my lap trying to find something to play for 3 hours

help
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>>7085307
Uhm no party's over. Going to od h or something. Just need to get a few things done, paying of debts and stuff.
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>>7085493
my dicc
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who is this cute, little Autist -- and how tight is his butthole?
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>>7085503
his name is red and he is my half sibling
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>order coot as fug top for halloween
>get all the side parts and make my own costume
>put it on
>look in the mirror
;~;
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>>7085503
I love Red, I miss Red :(
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>>7085512
Why missing?
>>
red more like orange
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>>7085501
Idgi
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>>7085519
No problem not important.
>>
>>7085512
Reds posts were best posts =/

<3 Red
>>
im boobie
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>>7085526
hey i have those on my chest
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>>7085526
>ywn live gracefully the life of a simple boob
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>>7085527
wtf why bird on chest ?_?
>>7085528
boobie no have lifie
>>
k i ordered candy so i gotta be a good little girl and eat healthy until candy arrives >w<
>>
Class time
Be back later
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>>7085515
>>7085512
>Why missing?
Eh in the sense of what happened
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>>7085531
>tfw can't not eat at all
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>>7085538
aww
eating is ok tho?
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>>7085531
whew don't forget to take the poo to the loo
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>>7085545
ok
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>>7085543
I hate doing it, it's why I'm so fat
Worst thing is once I start I can't stop my best option is to not do so
Shame my parents would force me to eat
>>
Why do people think being an ugly girl is acceptable?
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>>7085553
same reason sheen died
hugboxing
:')
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>>7085553
Idk, i don't have to deal with those feelings luckily.
>>7085550
awww
just
ugh
idk what to say
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>>7085555
Sheen died?

>>7085556
You got lucky
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>>7085562
Very lucky.
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>>7085562
most likely
:(
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>>7085553
being an ugly girl is fine as long as you're a girl.

But I want to be model tier, head turning, street stopping beautiful. less than that is unacceptable for me.
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I SEEN FOOTAGE
I STAY NOIDED
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>>7085566
You pretty much turned into dollface.
>being a ugly girl is fine
Not really
Being ugly in general is bad because ugly people's are often treated as second-class citizens
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>>7085573
how do you mean?

I meant transition wise for dysphoria and general sense of self it's fine. Everyone wants to be beautiful though. And yeah ugly people are treated really horribly
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>>7085566
>tfw I have already settled for being an ugly girl

Also work is terrible, come save me?
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ITT: subhumans.

sage
/thread
get a clue
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>>7085580
you're not ugly you dummy

I would come save you but I am also at work, and it is terrible. Though I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess your work is more terrible lol

>>7085583
wake up sheeple
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>>7085583
got 'em
>>
Is Simone a decent name? For some reason it makes me think of a black womyn
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>>7085556
You don't have to say anything
I just vent too much
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>>7085584
I feel like it today ;_; Probably because I'm exhausted and having a bad hair day though.

We're understaffed and everyone needs to be up early for some reason so it's chaos. Hope your day goes alright! My break is over already >:
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>>7085594
Oh god that sounds awful :/ I'm p lucky that it's just going to be a long boring day with nothing happening.
Awh you were up super early for it yeah?

>Probably because I'm exhausted and having a bad hair day though.
beats still working as a boy lol
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>>7085598
True, hopefully I'll feel better later after a nap or something.

Yea I get up at 5am to dilate and stuff. Log boring days suck too! Hope the time doesn't drag on too much xx
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>>7085589
Everyone I’ve met called Simone was a bitch. But maybe you can change that!
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>>7085589
I've only met one woman named Simone and she was Lithuanian I think?

>>7085601
>Yea I get up at 5am to dilate and stuff
dang o.o

Yeah I hope your day gets better from here somewhat!
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>>7085131
Just scrolled up and saw this,
you have really pretty eyes!
>>
basic is my wife?
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>>7085589
First Shiron the winddragon appeared in my mind *,*
Am I a weeb? e_e
>>
>>7085608
ya gotta stick to one wife, preferably one that's not twice your age
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>>7085579
Because you think being beautiful is all that matters.
Who do you think Is ugly?
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>>7085602
I'll try senpai :w;
>>7085606
Idk, I'm located more western-like in europe though. I could make it work.
>>7085609
I dunnooo maybe that's a good thing, though?
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>>7085487
>not one (you)
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>>7085614
Thx
Uh and sry for not saying anything about the name~
There's a female singer in Austria called Simone.
In Italy it's a male name tho *,*
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>>7085608
WHAT

>>7085612
I don't think that's all that matters at all. But it's very important to me. Especially now that I've started passing, I just want to be beautiful so bad.

>>7085614
Yeah I think so! I don't think it'll make people double take
>>
I even got promoted. I thought mtfg would be proud of all my progress ;_;
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>>7085620
I'm proud of you Kayla :)
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>>7085620
Wow that's great tho.
I just dont have any interesting to say about your nice electrolysis tech. I'm boring sry.
>>
>FACE OF A WOMAN (lil' boy)
>TEARS OF A CHILD (lil' boy)
AYE AYE
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>>7085619
you arent really 36 are you
thatd be crazy
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>>7085629
I'm 47
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>>7085623
Thanx

>>7085626
Nothing to be sry about
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>>7085632
Since moving out you seem like you're like powerhousing through transition its awesome to see
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>>7085635
I just can't believe how good its going bow that I have my own place and a job. I could never go back to living with my parents.
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>>7085637
now*
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>>7085637
Where do you work?
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>>7085639
wat the wusty wab
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>>7085639
Not giving that out, sry.
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>>7085619
So what about the second question?
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I did not sleep.

I should fill out a housing form

I want monies...

8 days until I'm 21

I don't trust the Dublin psych so I kinda want to travel across the country...

Doggo do a slep.
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>>7085630
(x) doubt
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>>7085641
Not even the kind of work?
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>>7085646
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>>7085644
Hi Sinora
Cute doggo
Self med is too expensive?
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>>7085649
Everything is too expensive when you have 0 monies...

Doggo is cute, yes.

Everything is making me angry right now though, because nighmares and lonliness
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>>7085637
It's because you actually have space to work without feeling like you're being judged by the people whose known you your whole life as the other gender.
Idk there's a shame there I think a pot of us have

>>7085643
What about it? I'm not answering it
I don't think anyone here is ugly.

>>7085644
If it's not a hassle, Brinkmann is a good call.
Also wow you're a babby

>>7085646
You're right, I'm 60
Don't tell anyone
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>>7085653
>wow you're a babby
?????

(don't tell anyone, but Carol has me calling her "mommy" in private. I'm playing along but it's only a matter of time...)
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ahhhh i hope my dad is gonna have enough clearance as a GP to prescribe me mones & AA ;-; i dun wanna wait 5+ months and cant selfmed because i told mom
fuggggggggggggg
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>>7085653
Thats not it. My family was cool with me presenting but my mom was too bossy and now i'm free to do what i want. Well break time is over.
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Should I just skip right to Susan's? Oh please don't make me sign up...

I need to know where to get an external bladder and what I should look for in build quality. Or am I the only one crazy enough thinking this. Probably some 40 year old tranny is thinking this too somewhere, fuck my face might as well be thst broke.
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>>7085659
Well That's brilliant. Have a good day

>>7085656
0.0
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>>7085589
Why not choose a white name like Shakira?
>>
>>7085665
(This is why you don't tease 16 year olds when they're legal in their own country. It ends in confusion and being roped into their age play fetish)
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>>7085664
Did the Japanese invent this yet: a pump system to keep an external bladder on your back so you don't have to walk. And to pump the liquid up it goes into an inflatable sack in the front but only temporary then pumps around to the back just by like air pressure or some shit I have no idea.
>>
>>7085653
>It's because you actually have space to work without feeling like you're being judged by the people whose known you your whole life as the other gender.
iktf

My parents were supportive when they found out, at least on the surface, but I still think interacting with them is gonna feel awkward for a while, because even if they do see me as a girl, I'm still gonna have that feeling of "they've known me as a boy my whole life" in the back of my head.
>>
>>7085589
I'm in love with a Simone in real life. She's so amazing. We won't ever get married or anything, but I want to cuddle her actually soul/body before I die. Internet love is best love :)
>>
>>7085032
Maeve
Lissy
>>
>>7085653
quit lying to me ;_;

>>7085648
hi sirona
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>>7085032
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>>7085678
Wassup double faggot?
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>>7085651
Hugg Sinora
>0 monies
Know that feel
I dunno do you have or could ply a job?
>>
>>7085656
Hi Sirona~
>>
The delete function doesn't work in this thread either even with a trip on. noted. Everyone be careful that shit is dangerous. This is not safe like reddit, but dangerous like typing drafts of love texts in the same box as the person you're sending it too.
>>
>>7085676
Yay! I'm happy for you, anon c:
I think I'll stick with Simone. Making up a whole new name feels weird to me atm.
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>>7085682
Trying to find one, but I'm not getting any responses, despite handing out over 50 CVs in the past 3weeks...

>>7085683
Don't you have classes young lady?
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>>7085671
0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0

>>7085674
Exactly yeah. It's the shame that comes with it. Like feeling like you're just a guy playing pretend in your head. You end up pushing that out and feeling like others are thinking that.
I only let my fiancee hear my girl voice two days ago.

>>7085678
I died at the ripe age of 86 peacefully with my wife by my side in 1994
Im a ghost, my unfinished business is never being a girl
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>>7085689
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
IN YOUR MTFG
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
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>>7085681
hey buddy
how are you feeling

>>7085689
lmao
youre pretty funny for a tranny
whered you get that humor from
>>
>>7085688
Not until 2pm~

Besides, is that any way to address your mommy~?
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>>7085686
She doesn't feel similar and has her own life. She is well aware my affection, but I'm not creepy whatsoever so it works really well. I'm still man anyway so... It's confusing even though she calls me my girls name and tells me I'm amazing at everything and might honestly mean it... Ugh I really wish I could be with her. She's so busy anyway with work though she's 28 I'm 25. She's got a high paying high skill job, I'm NEET with rich parents. Fml. They're not even that rich I'm actually just screwing myself
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>>7085693
Like I just burned 1000 bucks and am lying in the searing ashes.

>>7085694
s-shut up! You've roped me into this somehow but it isn't going to last mo-

NOPE.
>>
>>7085699
Come on little Sirona, be a good girl for mommy~
>>
nigga how is bullying real...
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>>7085701
*runs*
>>
>>7085691
Ray Blanchard?

>>7085693
When you've lived through two world wars, and two global depressions like i have, you need to have a sense of humor
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>>7085702
Hahah oh shit that poor fag. I stabbed a kid once and got expelled. The end
>>
>>7085703
*huugs*
Sirona is a good girl
>>
>>7085702
I've seriously considered doing this.
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>>7085685
Works on my machine or do you see this ? >>7085605
>>7085699
Burn on what?
>50CVs
Fug. Do you tell them that you're a transwoman?
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I feel like I'm getting fat again..
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>>7085699
so super good then
right?
thats what it means?

>>7085704
i wish i could give jokes back but im super tired
you know im funny anyway
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>>7085689
>Like feeling like you're just a guy playing pretend in your head.
ikr ( ._.)
I feel like that pretty much in general, not just with people who know me.
I don't know if the feeling will ever go away. I really hope it does eventually.

>I only let my fiancee hear my girl voice two days ago.
:/
I've had a few times where I'm practicing voice, and I think "hey, my voice sounds pretty androgynous right now, and I'm not struggling to keep it in that range. Next time I speak to someone else, I should use this voice!" and then as soon as I actually have a chance to do that my brain just spergs out and I end up doing a normal guy-voice.
>>
>>7085723
Why are you still awake?
>>
>>7085628
MY STONE WALL
IT'S ON DOG GAZE DUCT TAPED TO THE CEILING
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>>7085728
i like to stay up late at night, play games, and alt tab and talk with people sometimes instead of sleeping
>>
>>7085728
Extreme autism.
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>>7085731
Good for you.
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>>7085717
>Do you tell them that you're a transwoman?
Do I sound like I'm crazy?
...

Crazy enough to do that?

>>7085723
No, it means "fuck you, you crazy robot".
>>
warm and soft things are nice
>>
>>7085723
Are you?

>>7085725
I feel the exact same. I hope it will go away. Fuck I'd settle for even some of the time.
The first time I used my voice was out of fear of getting the shit beat out of me so idk it helped to be forced into it lol

It's tough though when you don't feel like it's a necessity. Even when I try now I slop into guy voice half the time. I think it's lack of confidence
>>
>>7085741
are you warm and soft
>>
>>7085744
maybe
>>
>>7085742
>tfw not confident to even start voice training
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>>7085740
I <3 Sirona :3
>>
>>7085745
are you squishy :3
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>>7085749
Caaaaroll!

Not here!

People are juedgemental here!
>>
>>7085739
wow
i opened my heart out to you
and you stomped on it
you monster

>>7085740
im made of flesh
literally 0 metal in my body
except that iron protein thing

>>7085742
i think most people would say that
maybe
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>>7085750
maybe
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>>7085752
Go back to /r9k/
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>>7085751
Who cares?
I looove you :3
>>
>>7085752
wtf
I just said good for you
like as in its good that your enjoying your life
youre too sensitive
>>
>>7085753
there's only one way to find out
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>>7085756
I love you too snuggglepup.
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>>7085759
:333333
Don't you mean mommy~?
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>>7085740
I dunno I'll just stay silent now *,*
>>7085755
Isn't lgbt r9k and s4s merged into a super gay shitpost crescendo?
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>>7085761
>////< shadaaap!

It's not true!

>>7085764
>Isn't lgbt r9k and s4s merged into a super gay shitpost crescendo?
Yeah, but we're all self segregating.
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>>7085764
That's my waifu
I'll kill you!
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>>7085747
It's shit but you really have to force yourself to start. Ngl it's fucking horrible and you will end up in tears for a whole at the beginning

>>7085752
Would they? Huh
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>>7085765
It is true~
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>>7085766
>I'll kill you!
Yay
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>>7085771
>yay
okay then I won't kill you!
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>>7085755
i think posting on /lgbt/ is way worse than /r9k/ honestly

>>7085757
youre damn right i am
now youre gonna be forced to be nice to me

>>7085767
is it really so hard to start pronouncing sounds differently?
>>
>>7085770
mommy pls ;___;
>>
>>7085767
Thanks for the encouragement. I need it. Do I start with reddit guides or go straight to voice coach?
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>>7085773
>i think posting on /lgbt/ is way worse than /r9k/ honestly
Yup. That's why doing both, like you do, makes someone total scum!
>>
>>7085742
Yeah.
I met up irl with one of my online trans friends once, but even then, I still had it happen where I planned to girl-voice but ended up doing a soft boy-voice.
(Also, I'm the person who like a week ago you said you recognized me from a week before.)

Maybe I could find an accepting irl friend and explicitly say "ok, I'm gonna try to girl-voice with you now", and have an awkward mix between a conversation and a voice practice session with them. It seems like doing that would make it mentally easier to use girl-voice on irl people.
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>>7085772
Noo..
Eh I want to live an stuff so much nice things to do
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Why is grace posting again

did she get dumped?
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>>7085774
Good girl~!
*pats*
>>
>>7085778
just because i have a frog folder doesnt mean i post there though see sirona
personally /r9k/ got bad like 2 years ago
>>
>>7085789
>/r9k/ got bad like 2 years ago
"I was a robot before it was cool"

Fucking hipster shit.
>>
>>7085793
Sirona~
Don't bully the robots
>>
>>7085789
>having a frog folder
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>>7085797
But it's drakeposter!

he suuuuuuuuucks!
>>
>>7085773
Yeah. Of course you have to train your larynx to stay held up and tight, keep your pitch up and keep the resonance from creeping back in the chest.
And you have to do this while pronouncing things differently, like the inflection and the tone.
It's a lot to do. And needs to be done consistently or you'll lose progress. Because so much is about training up the muscles.

>>7085776
Reddit and YouTube guides. Record yourself and listen back to it too.
If you can get a voice coach then do that, it's much better than working yourself.

>>7085781
Awh hiiii!!! <3

That actually sounds like a great idea. I feel like voice stuff is a series off walls to get past. Like first time letting someone here it online, then irl, then having a conversation with one person you know, then using it on a stranger to get coffee or something, then having a conversation with a stranger.
That's p much what I did with my fiancee, we were going out to dinner the other night and I was like "ok I'm just going to use my girl voice all night" and then I started.
How are you other than that? Did you make plans to go shopping with your friend??
>>
>>7085803
Sirona~
Play nice~
*hugs*
>>
>>7085807
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...

*hugs*
>>
>>7085814
Good girl =3

<3 Sirona
>>
Any maths autists here? If [f(x)]^2 is at a local minimum, is f(x) also at a minimum? Asking because differentiating the square root of [f(x)]^2 would be messier so I want to avoid that.
>>
PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME CUTE

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

(I don't really want to keep my hair down like this but if people think it's pretty...)
>>
>>7085822
You are cute thhhooooo
>>
>>7085822
You do look cute, how have you managed this without hormones?
>>
>>7085826
>////<

>>7085827
pls no hugbox
>>
>>7085798
its a yuge frog folder too

>>7085793
im not sure your arguments have made much sense sironasa
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>>7085821
yes
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>>7085822
a CUTE!!

rlly tho ;o;
>>
>>7085828
Sirona a CUTE
>>
>>7085822
Cute hair. Leave it down
You're gonna be a qt in mones
>>
i hope the guy i invited over thinks im pretty
>>
>>7085822
Me jealous
>>
>>7085831
???????

>>7085833
I prefer this one... but it'll need hairspray

>>7085834
I keep getting told to get curls, and poof it up a little and that there's products but I can't afford any...

>>7085836
Don't be... If I can be "cute" anyone can.
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>>7085838
I gotta go to lunch
I love you :3
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>>7085836
Stop posting her, I'm meant to avatar as her :c
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>>7085842
I love you too snugglepup!
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>>7085844
Hey that's mean. Tomoko is universal
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What's your experience with shaping your eyebrows?
I'm thinking about plucking mine(they're quite thick and bushy), but I'm too scared to do it myself because I can easily fuck something up.
I could go to a salon for that(it's quite cheap), but I'm not sure what shape to ask them for. I have no sense of style, so I've got no idea what I want my eyebrows to look like.
I'm also afraid that if my eyebrows would suddenly change and become thin and feminine, people around me(at home, at work) will notice and suspect something, and I'm not ready to come out yet.
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>>7085838
I'll proceed be
The frst looks less strict imo
Me square face tho

>>7085844
I can relate too much to her like thousand weebs ._.

>>7085850
Jin ^o^
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>>7085855
>The frst looks less strict imo


I guess... I just feel that it makes my face look really wide and sorta lumpy...
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>>7085830
Sweet thanks. It's for my dru.. I mean medicine drone project, obviously the total distance travelled is velocity multiplied by time taken and moving faster gets you further, however moving at high velocity drains the batteries faster thus reducing the time of flight. Therefore there must be some specific value of velocity and battery drain time that maximizes the distance travelled. With this knowledge the er medicines will make it over the border!
>>7085853
>I'm also afraid that if my eyebrows would suddenly change and become thin and feminine, people around me(at home, at work) will notice and suspect something, and I'm not ready to come out yet.
IKTF. Also I'm too scared to go to the salon in the first place to ask for it to be done because what if they think I'm a faggot?
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>>7085853
I just neaten mine up but don't necessarily make them feminine. They used to be very messy before
>>7085855
Hello arika :P
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>>7085861
>Hello Akira :P

Ftfy
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>>7085853
I pluck mine myself.

personally I like the slightly thicker natural eyebrow aesthetic so I just get rid of any hairs that fall outside of the main brow, plus a few extra in the area that I want my arch to be seen. though, I've been thinking about getting them done professionally because they do some extra stuff that I don't know how to do, like lightly trimming the length of the hairs down. depends on your goal
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>>7085855
yeah okay I understand

>>7085859
cheers m7
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>>7085861
those are pretty nice eyes
looks like you were crying though
hehe xd
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>>7085806
Hi! <3
I feel like at some point I should just start using a trip, but eh, idk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>If you can get a voice coach then do that, it's much better than working yourself.
Do you know about how much a voice coach would cost?
Having one seems like it'd be really nice, but I haven't really looked into it before.

>I feel like voice stuff is a series off walls to get past.
That makes sense.
I actually still haven't had any of my online friends hear my voice yet, so maybe I should start there.
Also, that thing with your fiancée sounds cute. You two seem like a really cute couple. :3

I haven't made any plans with my friend yet, but I should. :/
I've been mostly ok though. I'm just trying to survive uni atm. This year will hopefully be my last, assuming that I don't fail any courses.
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>>7085821
>>7085830
No.
f(x) could be a non-positive local maximum.
Consider the function f(x) = -(x^2) at x=0.
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>>7085032
Snickerdoodle
Sass
Maeve
Shakira
Juniper
That one Anon
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>>7085862
Why Akira?
>>7085868
Not crying, just too much computer
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>>7085867
Don't tell Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs.
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>>7085872
Because it annoys her, and I'm a bully.
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>>7085872
That pic was me in Primary School, I lost it when I went to High School.
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>>7085870
Well these are real physical values so it's gonna have to be positive.
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>>7085844
>>7085867
Tell me an alternative preferable more pathetic and drug addicted and I'll stop.

>>7085862
:c
>>7085857
Dunno it promotes(?) your pretteh cheekbones more imo
>>7085861
Dat eye color *,*

Need to go byee
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>>7085871
<3
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>>7085880
>pretteh cheekbones
.////. y-you really think so?
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>>7085874
Sirona pls
>>7085878
Same here. High school was a totally different ball game
>>7085880
Bye cya later
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>>7085879
Oh.
Well if f(x) is always positive then yeah, what you initially said about [f(x)]^2 is true.
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>>7085882
Duh you've a oval shape and the highest width is where your cheekbones are placed things my english good
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>>7085884
Hi, am bullysnek!
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>>7085884
High School was shit to be honest.
It was where dysphoria got strong, people really hated me and I turned into a tall freak (well I was always tall but well, really tall).
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>>7085853
I just pluck mine myself. I've never had the guts to go into a salon but I'm pretty happy with them.
I just follow the usual line points for start/arch/end

>>7085869
You should!! It'd be nice to recognize you without you having to tell me x.x

I have no idea how much it would cost. Though here I think I can get it through the health system but idk how many sessions I could get, or how long the waiting list is...

Awh thank you!!! I'm so lucky to have her. it's like a fairy tale romance where the Prince turns into a princess lol

That's definitely a great place to start! It's easier when you're not with someone in the room. That's how I started out with some friends online.
You should make plans!!! Do it right now!!!
Yeah you should put a good focus on it if it's the last year. I'm sure you won't fail any! Even though trying to deal with uni and transitioning sounds really hard...
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So when I was self-medding, 1.25mg finasteride killed my facial hair growth. I could let it go for a month and only have a few hairs pop out.

I asked my doc if she could prescribe it so I didn't have to go online. The stuff that I got from the prescription is doing nothing. Like, I actually have to attend to my facial hair every other day now.

Is it possible I was given a placebo? My doc didn't know what finasteride was before I mentioned it.
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>>7085886
@/////@

I really don;t think I'm that pretty okay?
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>>7085892
doubtful

probably stupid questions but, is the dosage the same? have any other medications changed? and how long ago did you self med and have finasteride do that for you?
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>>7085881
Shakira look at this awesome thing I saw on Facebook
It's a lamp that looks like a rocket, I wanna make one its so cool!
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>>7085887
But I thought there were no sneks in Ireland
>>7085888
Damn sorry to hear that. And it also sucks because people go into cliques and refuse to speak to people who aren't in their clique.

I hated going to parties so most people never spoke to me.

Anyway I'm gonna go watch anime and stuff. See ya later
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>>7085889
>>7085893
Sirona and Basic are so pretty
>>7085898
How does that work? It looks like it's really flying
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>>7085902
I think it's hanging from a wire
Or maybe the white part is solid or a support is hidden behind it.
I think it's hanging though

How have you been pretty girl?
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>>7085901
>no sneks in Ireland
Well apart from pets, and me, there's also things called "sloe worms" which are an intermediatory between snakes and lizards...

>>7085902
I mean, my face is pretty messed up right now because I've got a bunch of spots that I scratched in my sleep-__-
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>>7085897
now it is 1mg (I was quartering 5mg tabs before).
I ran out of a fin toward the end of two months on my new meds, so ~1 week before asking my doc.
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>>7085901
No one invited me to parties ._.
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>>7085912
hmm. and nothing else has changed?

I just find it unlikely that your doc prescribed you a placebo. but .25mg a day doesn't seem like it'd make that big of a difference. idk anon, sorry
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>>7085920
Yup, same medicine and doses for everything else for the past three months.
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>>7085930
found ask your doc or the pharmacist if there's any difference between what you're prescribed now and what you were taking before
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Hi

how's everyone?
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>>7085909
Siron
looks like a girl
:o
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>>7085902
One day I will be
Until then hard work

>>7085935
Hi anon
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>>7085935
trying to learn lines for a performance tomorrow or monday
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>>7085943
>Hi anon
Whoa
attention
^.^ hi
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>>7085906
Been kinda depressed lately because still stuck in boymode, the usual. Apart from that I've been going to the gym which helps a little.
>>7085909
You actually look like a girl in this pic. i wish i looked like a girl.
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>>7085944
You perform?
That's pretty cool
What is it?
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>>7085941
Kek
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>>7085935
I'm sleeeepy but I already had my coffee for the day :(

how are you anon
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>>7085935
hi I'm doing well wbu anon?
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>>7085949
A monologue from Richard III
I slacked on it though leaving it (mostly) to the last minute.
Not only that but I have a test tomorrow too
So my life is in order as you can see.
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>>7085943
You do know that hard work doesn't always pay off, right?
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>>7085945
How are you today??
>>
xd
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>>7085950
Well, more like a girl than I thought, and also more than me.

>>7085952
Have a 5 hour energy
Or a red bull
Maybe start doing speed?

I'm weird!!!!
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>>7085941
lies


>>7085947
I have resting bitch face. Closing my eyes hides it.
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>>7085935
Doing my eyebrows. I hate doing it because if I fuckit up my dysphoria will be off the chart
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>>7085953
I'm NOT! ^^
Glad you are tho, hope you're happy where you're at =)

>>7085955
Hey, you're a performer! That's more in order than me !
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>>7085962
I can't ;-; I'm really caffeine sensitive and I'll never be able to get to bed tonight if I have any more. it's okay tho, I'll make it through the day

what do you mean weird!!
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>>7085959
FUCKED UP LMAO

I hate me lots

so I'm attention whoring ^^

>>7085960
drakeywakey <3

>>7085963
Nah truf
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>>7085963
wow you really do look like a girl. (a pretty one at that) hrt is going to be kind when it starts doing its thing

>>7085966
ah lame any particular reason why? and ty i am indeed quite happy
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>>7085966
Only for school
I'm losing all talent I had at remembering things too, thanks depression.
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>>7085957
Yeah but no work never pays off

>>7085968
Oh :( well I hope you feel better soon
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>>7085965
U look like a girl tho, with girl brows :o

>>7085967
But 5 hr energy only lasts FIVE HOURS
NO CRASH LATERRRRR

I'm in a weird mood where I'm energetic but I really really really really really really realyy really hate myself lots
but im not lethargic and depressed
weirdddddddddddddddd
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>>7085963
Your eyes are really feminine
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>>7085969
Pity I ran out eh?

I hate not having funds, or employment...

>>7085968
>Nah truf
#tripsagainsthugboxing

>>7085974
BUT THEY'RE SO SMAAAAAL

I wanna get uncut glasses to hide how tiny they look.
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>>7085963
>tfw would look like a girl if I had some fucking hair.
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>>7085968
hello anon
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>>7085963
That chin and Benedict Cumberbatch-tier midface kill you. You only look like a girl from your eyes and cheekbones up. Clearing up that acne, dialing those eyebrows back a bit, and shaving would also help, unless you're gearing up for electrolysis.It could be a lot worse, really.
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>>7085973
I like to flatten my inner corners because then I look a lot better when I smile (pic related). But then my resting face look off.
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>>7085969
>any particular reason why?
I'm crayzee
Ya happy korra is best korra ^^
WHen do I get to kill your childhood bullies?

>>7085970
STill more in order than me, i'd collapse and possibly kill myself if i had to perform for scholl

feel better!

>>7085972
Whoa
thx basic
ur sweet <3
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>browsing /pol/, having intellectual discussions about current affairs
>remember that /lgbt/ exists
>try to ignore it, continue to get the old noggin joggin' with discussions about degenerates and what to do with them
>decide to come here to make sure you dumb faggots aren't doing anything dumb
>bunch of boygirls talking about dumb stuff, with their lithe, feminine bodies that yield to your touch and their soft, puffy lips that probably want to kiss you and do other sorts of homo shit, and their wandering hands that probably want to touch you all over, and their little butts that wiggle invitingly at you
Nice try, trannies, but you won't get me.
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>>7085983
Sounds like we already have. The poison is already in your veins, it just needs time to work its magic.
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>>7085981
It's not too hard to do so, given that when I play another character I take on their identity as best as possible and disregard myself. Harder to do nowadays as dysphoria is trying to reel its ugly head in everywhere. Fucks me up hard.

So glad it wasn't the case last year, I had to do an entire performance with the class (and steal the lines of the person who couldn't remember). What happened to my crazy good memory?
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>>7085975
Yeah that does suck lots hang in there though try not to be too down in the dumps. any prospective jobs on the horizon?

>>7085976
weave it up and wear your hair back in a low pony tail for boy - andro mode. (or buy a human hair wig or get one made) it'll certainly help you ease into being more comfortable with a feminine presentation without having to totally leave the comfort zone of boymode. that's what I did. 100% masculine male > gayboi > andro mode > femboi > girl

as I progressed further along I got less and less afraid if being a girl and its now painful to even think about having to wear boy clothes. u can do I i believe in you even if your start is just girl knickers and sports bras without padding to hide ur bobs. pic related u on the right
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>>7085975
>hugboxing

>>7085976
nappy hair looks better short

>>7085977
whoa dude hi dude hi

>>7085980
u seem like ur obsessin'
I guess i understand why
but dont its not good 4 u

>>7085983
I don't wanna kiss u
:o
ur a FROG
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>>7085983
>/pol/, having intellectual discussions
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>>7085983
D-do I have a soft cute boy body?

https://unsee.
cc/tadenizu/
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>>7085973
I wish :( 5 hour energy is like 5 day energy for me

and anon that does sound weird. I hope you don't crash later!
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>people hugboxing sirona
This shit needs to stop

>>7085972
True but why work when it won't pay off?
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>>7085981
aww I wish you all the best with getting it sorted out! no don't kill them that wouldn't solve anything. I've forgiven then and moved on a long time ago. besides most of them lead absolutely miserable lives rn anyway so vengeance would be a mercy desu
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>>7085988
>u seem like ur obsessin'
I wasn't pretty twinky boy when I started. People were scared of me. Without obsessive look on myself I wouldn't end up like that.
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>>7085986
>What happened to my crazy good memory?
ur just psyching urself out
dont do that
you'll be fine at the performance and if not who caresssss???
good luck thou!!
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>>7085995
Was I hugboxing here >>7085979 ?
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>>7085991
is that you basic? anyway this perspective is nice
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>>7085991
bit of a tummy and the posture is awkward in the pic but yeah that looks like a soft girl with smooth skin

its a pity she's 100% gay. im p sure I know who's pictured here pic related is (You)
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>>7085991
Who is that? That's probably just a girl - in spirit, if not in body.
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>>7085999
Thank you anon

>>7085983
>/pol/
>"""""intellectual""""" """""discussions"""""
As much I love /pol/, it's no more intelligent and discussion prone than tumblr
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>>7085991
f a t

>>7085995
>>people hugboxing sirona
>This shit needs to stop
true. hugboxing helps no one, it just breeds complacency
>>
>>7085981
I do really hope things get better for you

>>7085995
Because then I can say I tried my hardest and my failure to myself is genetics and nothing I could change anyway
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>>7085992
>5 hour energy is like 5 day energy for me
LMAO
Take a vry vry vry small dose??

>I hope you don't crash later!
SAME! Omg thank!

>>7085995
I'll rip your fukcing head off anon

>>7085996
im a mentally ill attention whore
i can only be sorted with a bullet
ideally several
:p

i wanna at least brek their collarbones >~<<<<<

>>7085998
im glad it wnet good but too much is too bbad dont hurt yourself ok??
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>>7086010
Guess who survived her shift?
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>>7086007
yayaaya welcom ^^

>>7086010
>I do really hope things get better for you
youre so nice wtf :o
ty
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>>7085983
>overdose on redpills for years
>redpilled beyond what most people would be able to withstand
>still have a thing for traps
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>>7086014
your MANAGER!
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>>7086002
I wish
I'm like that but manlier and fatter

>>7086014
Yaaasssss
How are you feeling?

>>7086016
You deserve people to be nice to you
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>>7086012
lol. maybe I can do that. I'm sure I'll feel better after lunch tho

>>7086017
liking traps is redpilled as heck tho...
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>>7086018
He's still there though lol. Phased returns are great.

>>7086020
Tired and gross! I managed to go full boss mode and sort our shit out though, made up all our lost time over lunch.
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>>7086021
Probably a side effect of redpilling. I don't mind it at all. I want a soft trap to fuccccc with~
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>>7086017
Do I still have a pussypass if I don't have a Pussy?
>>
>tfw dysphoric because of a phony genders blessing
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>>7086029
I need to see pics before I can answer that :3
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>>7086017
I've stopped trying to resist the temptation these days.

They won. They got me.
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>>7086025
Niccccceeeeeeeeeeee
It's been dead here so I'm still standing around shitposting

>>7086036
B-be gentle :3
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>>7086040
Nice! Wish I could shitpost while working. We get in so much shit if we're caught with out phones because they can fuck with pacemakers apparently? It's never slow enough here to use them anyway.

What time do you finish?
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>>7086020
>You deserve people to be nice to you
i raelly dont but tyyyyyyy
omg ur so sweet like
a lil sweetiepie
:o

>>7086021
Enjoi lunchhh! most importante` meal de la dia, dont let los jews trick you!

>>7086026
no traps heer
just qt girls
and hons
like me
;n;
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>>7086032
bless u <3
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>>7086037
Yes anon. No need to resist.
>>7086040
Is that cum in the glass tho
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The hugboxing has gone too far this time. You'll pay for this mtfg.
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>>7086044
Holy fuck that's terrifying 0.0
Finishing at 6 today. So not much left. I'll probably have a nap when I get home

>>7086045
You're the lil sweetiepie tbqh anon

>>7086047
What sort of trap would I be if I wasn't guzzling cum 24/7?
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>>7086026
there's a guy I work with who browses /pol/ and /fit/ from his phone. I bet he's redpilled into liking traps, maybe I should talk to him....
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>>7086050
Hugbox me anon
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>>7086051
*unzips dick*
GUZZLE THIS!
>>7086053
/fit/ is pretty gay it seems
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>>7086050
It's ok sweetie I will forgive you whatever you do <3

>>7086051
How long was your shift in total? Yea naps are great, though I try and avoid them because they fuck with my sleeping pattern too much. At least I get a 3 day weekend for once!
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>>7086056
Yucky

>>7086058
8 hours. Ten to six, typical hours.
I have literally no problem with that I can sleep at any time regardless of how much sleep I've had already lol
Oh thats awesome!!! Have any plans?
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>>7086051
>You're the lil sweetiepie tbqh anon
ru
flirting with me
????

cuz if ur srs i gotta tell u
ur wrong LMAO
im shit.
>>
im still awake

teehee
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Goodnight mtfg <3
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>>7086065
WHAO SAME DUDE
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>>7085987
Ok I'll think about giving this idea a try, thanks.
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>>7086062
Probably depression/other mental issues fucking up your self perception. Most people are shit.
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>>7086060
Damn that's nice, don't think I'll ever have hours like that in healthcare, it's only going to get crazier when I start nursing. At least I get three years of uni life as the right gender this time.

No plans yet, should really talk to my gf about how I don't think we're working out. How about you?
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>>7086068
Sleep sweetly
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>>7086065
Remember my spergout yesterday?
Notice how everything's calm now at Euro time?
See how I was right that Americans are cancer?
>>
>>7086072
the only thing that fucks up my self perception is hugboxing tbqh
people need to stop caring about me
im bad for them
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>>7086076
i love you but youre wrong
it is in fact eurocucks that are cancer
and black trannies (besides korra <3)
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>>7086079
I feel the same way. I'm actually better off when people don't pity me for whatever reason.
>>
>>7085987
Oh yeah I was thinking of braids, I know a lot of the styles are feminine but it can be andro too right?
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>>7086080
Korra is the worst offender you disgusting piece of shit
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>>7086062
Lol I'm not flirting with you but I am serious
Think about it you come in here telling people you're awful while being lovely.
Doesn't sound like you're a bad person

>>7086074
God yeah I can imagine.
A cousin of mine is a midwife and her hours are so erratic. Awh that's true!!! Should be fun!!!

Hmmmm yeah you really should sooner rather than later.....

Not much really, no gigs this weekend. But it's my friend's birthday/just finished his PhD part so fiancee and I will go to that and get super fucked up lol
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>>7086088
Korra is a nice trip.
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>>7086083
im addicted to pity and affection
but i deserve none of it
and i only hate myself more for wanting it so much
why can't I just be self-sufficient or kill myself already? ??

>>7086088
I am a disgusting piece of shit but korra's okie dont be mean

>>7086089
im not lovely thoooooo
im evil
pure evil
its just nobody can tell somehow
idgi

its seriously not like it sounds im bad!
>>
Anyone else excited to see Donald DRUMPF arrested for his treasonous statements last night?
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>>7086089
>it's my friend's birthday/just finished his PhD part so fiancee and I will go to that and get super fucked up lol
Normie.
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>>7086097
i wanna drink so much my blood actually burns in my veins and kills me
l-lol
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>>7086080
>it is in fact eurocucks that are cancer
wow mean
>>
someone hold me and tell me im a good girl
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>>7086089
Yea I really should, I just worry she'll do something stupid because of how much she depends on me emotionally and how fucked her life is.

Oh nice, sounds great! You're engaged? Adorable :3

>>7086094
Perhaps you need to face the realisation that if literally nobody else notices, that it could just be in your head?
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>>7086101
im just bullying
s-see?
im a horrible bully!!!

someoen kille me

>>7086102
*holds u*
You're a good girl anon, and I love you <3
*headpats*

>>7086103
>if literally nobody else notices, that it could just be in your head?
Nobody else agreed with Galileo, but he was RIGHT!
>>
how feasible is selling panties to pay for transition
>>
>>7085947
sadface :<
I get how you feel, but it must be even harder the longer you're stuck in boymode
Going to the gym is good, makes you fit and helps your mood
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>>7086094
>im not lovely thoooooo
>im evil
>pure evil
>its just nobody can tell somehow
>idgi
Mhmmm Yeah I totally believe you nice girl anon

>>7086097
I've known him since I was like 5. We lived in the same middle of nowhere country place on farms.
I grew up a tranny, he grew up a homo

Idk if I should girl because his coworkers only met and know me as a guy
I want to but it's his party I don't want it to be a thing....

>>7086103
Oh God that sounds so horrible. I'm so sorry :/ can you talk to her friends/family first and let them know what's going to happen so they can look after her and keep an eye on?

Yeah! We've been together 8 years now, got engaged in January. She's the best :3
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hi id like one nepnep hugg
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hi im here now hru

im a little lonely haha

....
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I'm on a CV run, trynna get a job, sorry for leaving abruptly.

Have a picture of me looking dumb.
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>>7086128
nim ily
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>>7086120
I'm gonna go out, Later do you wanna skype?
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>>7086128
Hi Emi
>>
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B011SXUFJS/

do these work
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>>7086131
Nice area
>>7086128
Are you on hormones yet?
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>>7086137
It is actually. It's really quite full of trees and flowers for an inner city area...
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>>7086114
Guess I can't argue there, you evil fucker, you.

>>7085028
Yea I suppose I could, she lives with 4 housemates that support each other so she'll be in a safe space.

Omg that's amazing! What's it like to propose / be proposed to? I have always wondered but I've never been with anyone I would say yes to.
>>
>>7086132
lauren ily

>>7086134
ember ily

>>7086137
no i haven't gotten the results from the sperm bank yet
>>
nim i want more~
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>>7086131
You remind me of Lt. Zofia from Red Alert.

If you were just like 30% more feminine, you could make it work.
>>
>>7086143
Linked the fucking OP of things should be:

>>7086121
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>>7086144
>>7086147
Emi why is this cup talking to you
>>
>>7085032
Kit
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>>7086149
Right where it hurts anon. But I don't think I'll ever pull off skin tight leather.
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>>7086117
You'll probably have to cam as well, but it's feasible.

>>7086121
>Yeah I totally believe you nice girl anon
wtf
i told you im not a nice girl
im barely even a girl
im a gross abusive man and need to kill myself

>>7086128
I'm sorry you're lonely =(
You have lots of friends here tho!!

>>7086136
ask graceeee
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>>7086125
h-hi anon
hugg >~<

>>7086128
nimu nimu don't be sad
because I think yr pretty rad
gosh this rhyme is really bad
ily nim

>>7086133
s-sure
that sounds fun
I can't decide what to have for breakfast lol
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>>7086143
>Guess I can't argue there, you evil fucker, you.
ikr?
death when >n<

>>7086160
You seem like a fun planet
I wanna strip mine you for resources and tear apart your ozone layer
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>>7086147
but i already sent you cuppy

>>7086155
idk it came to life

>>7086159
sometimes i feel like people are just being friendly rather than really being my friends

>>7086160
neptuna hru
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>>7086153
>>7086143
Yeah I think that's for the best!!
Well I proposed to her. Idk I don't really want to go into details about it here but it was so lovely.
Wed talked about it a whole lot before it happened so like there wasn't any pressure besides finding the right way to do it

>>7086159
Shhhhhh nice lovely girl
>>
I see Nintendo released the trailer for their new system. It's shit.
You now why they call it the Nintendo switch? Because it'll make you switch to xbox1 or ps4
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>tfw you have to come back for more psychological testing
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>>7086166
>Meanwhile, on PC...

*Grabs popcorn*
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>>7086164
>sometimes i feel like people are just being friendly rather than really being my friends
I feel like people are my friends under false pretenses, like I can't express enough how fucking awful I really am inside
I'm basically raping them.

>>7086165
>Shhhhhh nice lovely girl
stop being nice to me wtf
i'm actually disgusting and abusive and neglectful and horrible
im not lovely im a gross man

>>7086166
nintendo is innovative but its really dangerous. They don't have the monopoly that microsoft has, they cant just throatfuck you and tell you to like it.
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>>7086158
Sorry, anon.

Would still fugg, if it makes you better.
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>>7086173
>pcfag
Lmao
>>
tfw no pleb suicide
>>
>>7086163
a-anon that's not a euphemism is it?
I'm a pure planet
Besides you wouldn't actually want anything from me

>>7086164
I'm trying to not be sad
because people made me sad :<
but I got things to do today that should make me feel better, and things are pretty good too so its all alright
hru nim?

>>7086170
This made me laugh

>>7086166
I don't care what they make, I buy anything I have to add long as I get to play LoZ
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>>7086163
Nope, not allowed, sorry anon <3

>>7086165
Aww well it sounds lovely anyway! Sure hope I can find someone that right for me.

>tfw nobody to propose to me ;_;
>>
>>7086178
"Anon"

Yessssss just as planned.


But really. I'm not on mones, no make-up, tied back hair. Not to mention this is full boymode!
>>
why do i feel like puking everytime i try to tuck?
is it supposed to make you feel nausious?
>>
>>7086182
Me and you both, hugboxer.
>>7086184
Pls don't laff at my symptoms
>>
>>7086170
ok super serious right now?

Tell them
to
fuck
themselves
ok?

>>7086184
I actually don't want anything physical except hugs
but I'll never get them
and i want to die

>>7086185
that's horrible tho
i need to ide
i want to
why wont nyone kill me?
>>
>>7086188
don't crush your testicles against the pelvis dummy, just slip them up into your ingual canals
practice until you figure out how to not hurt yourself
>>
>>7086182
tfw Boo leaves you
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>>7086173
>playing on PC
T-this was a joke, right?
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>>7086200
ohaiyo ember
i didnt leave you
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>>7086200
>Tfw ember is trying to steal your toys.
It ain't gonna happen, but thanks for wrangling Renée.
:3

>>7086202
The only joke here is choosing in inferior gaming platform.
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>>7086202
Nintendo has a good a third party line up this time
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>>7086188
Happens to me too :/

>>7086185
Awh you'll get someone that will!!!!
You're really pretty and lovely so it won't be a problem

>>7086176
*is nice to u*
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>>7086206
>likes anime
>thinks PC is a superior gaming machine
Top kek
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>>7086084
yep idk about brit bong land but here in clapistan guys and girls get weaves, we call em braids down south though

late reply cuz ar work
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>>7086209
>*is nice to u*
Please stop ;n;
I don't deserve niceness
I should be treated like the piece of shit I am
>>
>>7086188
Pull your penis up so your scrotum doesnt hang off of you and push your testes up into the canal like a few inches and it shouldnt even feel like anything
>>
>>7086214
>weaves
Lol
>>
>>7086211

Your mistake is thinking I like anime.

No anon. I am anime.
Baka~
>>
>>7086191
>accepting liability for someone's death
Nice try anon :^)

(Also life is worth it please don't be sad <3 )

>>7086209
Thanks, I hope you're right, I don't think I've ever had a relationship where I've thought it could actualy last ;_,;
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>>7086221
Calm down hon
I don't want to insult you
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I just watched the little trailer video Nintendo just released...
I actually like it, idk why people seem to be against it already. this is totally my kind of thing because I don't care for sitting at desks and at the TV all the time
I hope it doesn't cost too much though

>>7086191
everyone can get hugs
everyone deserves great hugs
I'm sorry anon why are you so sad

>>7086207
This is gonna be so rad

>>7086206
I got bored of PC though, I don't care for strategy and mmo games so there's not much of a point for me
I used to be very PC elitist though, bit idrc anymore
I haven't powered up my rig in weeks
>>
>>7086186
>But really. I'm not on mones, no make-up, tied back hair. Not to mention this is full boymode!
Why aren't you a cute girl yet?
>>
>>7085028
>Your mistake is thinking I like anime
>I am anime.

Why don't you like yourself? ;_;
>>
>>7086211
But this is me as well?
:o
Is anon bullying me??

>>7086222
I can't stop xD

>>7086229
>everyone can get hugs
>everyone deserves great hugs
not me
>anon why are you so sad
because I'm me.
It's horrible
im horrible
>>
>>7086204
;-;
>>7086206
<3 don't worry, I'm just the babysitter for when mommy is away. Renée has totally fallen for me though, it must be my natural charm
>>
>>7086215
*nicening intensifies*

>>7086222
Its no like there's one only one person out there, it's endless the amount you could like and work with.
Don't lose hope already! I know you'll find the right person
>>
>>7086225
>Anon is mad that he lets the console companies get away with overcharging him for an inferior product, so he's trying to defend his mistake.

>>7086229
Oh, I have nothing against consoles. I just like watching butt blasted Anons get even more mad.

>>7086230
I need a job to pay for mones, and I'm trying to see a crucial psiachiatrist soon, but it's slow going.
>>
>>7086233
God fucking dammit this app sucks and keeps replying to the OP... was meant to go to:

>>7086221
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>>7086236
>it must be my natural charm
I promise, I'm only laughing because that's practically her catchphrase
>>
Omg it feels soooooo good to put my key in the front door after and 11 hour shift.
>>
>>7086241
Welp, you got me there.

I suppose I don't like myself though. Mostly because my voice is a deep baritone.
>>
>>7086239
>I need a job to pay for mones, and I'm trying to see a crucial psiachiatrist soon, but it's slow going.
What jobs are you applying for?

I went around handing out CVs when I was at uni, but I didn't have much luck. In the end, I had to rely on connections to get a job.
>>
>>7086237
I can't give anything in return
I don't deserve that
stop

You're doing something bad, you shouldn't be nice to people who are bad like me

>>7086243
Welcome home <3
>>
i just keep thinking about all the hurdels i need to clear before i can pass
i feel like i should just give up tbqh
>>
>>7086242
Well unlike her, I'm the real deal ^^
>>7086243
What's your usual work schedule?
>>
>>7086239
>him
Wow what an asshole
>>
>>7086251
>What jobs are you applying for?
Anything in a kitchen, but I'm also trying convenience stores. I don't quite have the connections to rely on...

>>7086255
No doubt, if you can get my snugglepup calling you "master"

>>7086256
Don't play with fire if you don't want to get burned, son.
>>
>>7086259
Don't misgender like a stuck up cunt
>>
>>7086234
Do it for me? <3

>>7086237
I hope so, it just feels like I go from wrong person to wrong person at the moment. I've promised myself I won't settle for anything that is a big red flag for me like I have before. Hopefully that'll help.


>>7086249
Practise practise practise! Also please don't be sad, I was just pretending to be witty ;_;
>>
>>7086255
>What's your usual work schedule?
Whatever they decide, its pretty fucked up and now my days off for the next 2 weeks aren't consecutive.
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>Dog keeps squeaking and squealing and barking to make me play with him
>Already played for fucking ever and my arm is beat
>Too early for a walk, already went
>Just start blasting trash metal on speakers and he fucks off into the livingroom
Lel
>>
>see my name on this shitty Facebook picture

I don't think so m8 :^)

>fuck everything
>>
>>7086260
You chose to call me a hon. Next time, think about who you choose to pick a fight with.

>>7086261
Not even a little. Actually, I was impressed by your wit. Bravo!
>>
>>7086259
:P
>>7086262
That sounds pretty shitty, at least it's helping pay for your electrolysis though
>>
>>7086254
no
don't let repression kill you
you need to be free

>>7086261
>Do it for me? <3
I wish I could ;n;

>>7086265
Use your other arm lazy cunt
:P

>>7086267
>tfw no babies
id be a shitty mom anyway
>>
>>7086259
>Anything in a kitchen, but I'm also trying convenience stores. I don't quite have the connections to rely on...
Waitering jobs too?

Waiters always seem to be in demand.
>>
>>7086252
I don't need anything in return anon ^^

>>7086254
Don't give up you pretty dummy

>>7086261
Yeah I mean you're allowed to have standards lol

>>7086267
My name is almost there
Does that mean I'll have a miscarriage? :(
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>>7086268
Oh no you're words hurt so much.
I called you a hon because you look like a man. Is this you https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8
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>>7086278
>arguing about consoles vs pc
>somehow not a man
get better hobbies if you don't want to be misgendered dude
>>
im a boy
>>
>>7086282
please present the evidence for peer review
>>
>>7086276
Kitchen porters too, and yes. I'm just not getting any luck. Ireland's economic return means that all the people who lost their jobs previously are now flooding the market.

>>7086278
>Oh no you're words hurt so much
You seem pretty booty blasted anon, can't take a little banter?
>>
>>7086282
Can I be your girlfriend?
>>
>>7086275
>>7086277
i just dont feel like giving myself anymore false hope
>>
>>7086282
I'm not convinced
>>
>>7086282
You don't look like a boy
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>>7086280
>girls aren't allowed to play video games
You sound bitter, sir
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>>7086287
B-but I'm a gay boy

>>7086285
What evidence does the peer review require?

>>7086290
You better believe it
>>
>>7086267

Oh wow it has my name too
>>
>>7086286
>Ireland
I thought it was strange you were applying for jobs in convenience stores.

Careful job-hunting doesn't destroy your soul, anon.
>>
>>7086297
>Careful job-hunting doesn't destroy your soul

It's okay, I got spares.
>>
>>7086293
>What evidence does the peer review require?
preferably photographic evidence
>>
>>7086288
It's not false hope, it's real hope.
You can do this, don't give up.
You already pass in pics

>>7086293
You told me boys like girls though ;~;
So either be my boyfriend or be a girl no exceptions >:(
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>>7086291
In my objective reality I do though

>>7086301
I've posted my photo a lot lately though
Will a clyp.it suffice?
>>
>>7086305
>Will a clyp.it suffice?
Only if you say "about" in it
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>>7086305
*Scramble to elanna and kissu*
>>
>>7086268
<3

>>7086275
That would be the worst, like finally being able to be prego as a trany and miscarrying ;_;

>>7086277
You can do it, I believe in you!

why would you be a shitty mum? Surely if you're aware of the possibility you could actively work towards not being one?

>>7086295
what are the odds? :^)
>>
>>7086305
>I've posted my photo a lot lately though
>Will a clyp.it suffice?
i will accept it on this occasion due to your previous acquiescence
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>>7086275
>Use your other arm lazy cunt
I just got home from work I gotta rest and roll a joint and having him jumping on me wont let me. So I just gave him one of my biscuits he was begging for one so bad anyways so now hes playing with his food. If I give him a small snack he'll just eat it immediately but if I give him a larger piece he starts doing this stupid dinner ritual jumping around it and squirming and barking at it, picking it up and just nibbling on it, before putting it fucking back again and doing the same shit over again. Takes like 10 mins until he actually starts gnawing and eating on it forreal lol.
>>
>>7086299
<3
>>7086310
Master Ember <3
>>
Post your favorite and least favorite trips go.
>>
>>7086267
>no Arika
>>
>>7086323
I'm my least favorite
>>
>>7086321
<3 <3 <3
>>
>>7086320
That sounds adorable

>>7086315
I know right? ;~;
I literally have nightmares about that.
>>
>>7085889
>Though here I think I can get it through the health system but idk how many sessions I could get, or how long the waiting list is...
Oh yeah! I'm still on my parents' health insurance, so I should see if their plan would cover voice coaching and/or electrolysis.
Although I'd most likely need an official GID diagnosis for that, which I still don't have yet. But maybe that could incentivize me to actually get a script, instead of just self-medding forever. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>You should make plans!!! Do it right now!!!
Aaahh! ok!

>Even though trying to deal with uni and transitioning sounds really hard...
Yeah, it can be tough, but I've seen people say that uni is one of the best possible environments one can transition in, so hopefully that will work in my favor when I finally do come out and go fulltime.
>>
>>7086304
i dont even pass in pictures tho
ill keep trying for abit longer tho
>>
IKNO WAT MOST OF U FAGOTS R, I HAV SEEN THE LIGHT
IKNO THE MAJORITY OF YALL R JUST RLLY RLLY SUBBY BOTTOM MEN WHO WER BORN IN AN AGE WERE YOU R ABLE 2 TAKE SKITTLES ND TRANSITION INTO WEIRD CREATURES WHO DO NOT HAVE DYSPHORIA ND R JUS DOIN IT 4 THE DIC
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>>7086332
>i dont even pass in pictures tho
Lies
>>
me at the gender clinic
>p-please sir... can I have some more?
>MORE BOY? YOU WANT MORE?
>dose gets lowered to 2mg a day
>>
>>7086332
>i dont even pass in pictures tho
>>
>>7086329
>That sounds adorable
Hes got some weird habits, he literally begins singing/howling like a mad wolf when the doorbell rings(it has a tune). Its funny as fuck cause he runs out of breath/vocals and his voice literally starts breaking up and it sounds funny as fuck when he starts struggling to keep his maw open while dragging out his howl for all its worth. Hes a small dog so hes got a funny light voice and the most bizarre squeaks I ever heard out of a dog lol.
>>
>>7086335
im a good boy i never lie
>>
I got a test with a lot of questions about trust and being impulsive
Fuuuugg.
>>7086191
Fug, I agreed to it...
Time to have them tell me
>>7086254
Come and be depressing with me
>>
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>>7086304
W-what, did I?

>>7086310
>>7086317
https://clyp.it/334xzcu4

>>7086312
H-hi
>>
>>7086334
Shhh, that's a secret
>>
>>7086351
yea i dont wanna be alone atm
>>
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>>7086354
>elanna is a canadian
I trusted you
>>
>>7086355
How is master today?
>>
>>7086342
I want people with perfect skin and soft noses to leave.
>>
>>7086331

Yeah actually going getting the diagnosis is a great idea it'll make so many things easier having had it for a whole if you're name changing etc.
Oh thats great I really hope you can!!!

Well yeah uni is somewhere you're surrounded by the Mos to Uber all and accepting people. So in that respect it'll be easier. I was more saying it must be hard to deal with study at the same time

>>7086332
Not true :/

>>7086334
U got me lol

>>7086346
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's even more adorable
Pls show a pic of him

>>7086354
Yes you did and you told me boys have Penises that you play with
>>
>>7086362
Yay! I get to stay!!!
>>
>>7086362
>rants about people with perfect skin an smol noses to leave
>has good skin an smol nose
Eeh this shid preddi sob girls lately are frustrating
Time to get mor alcohol
>>
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>>7086358
Literally how did you not know I'm canadian? ;~;

>>7086363
Maybe I'm one of those boys that likes other boys~
>>
sup
>>
>>7086363
from the right angles i guess
>>
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>tfw my hair is at that stage where it hangs over and curls towards my eyes
ok
>>
>>7086356
I'm here desu. Until my phone dies.
>>7086362
Woo, I get to stay ;-;
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>>7086363
>Pls show a pic of him
Hes kinda gone stealthmode on whatever the fuck this thing is, so theres not much to see. My dad got me it but I cant fucking tell or remember what former living creatures hide and fur my dog is sleeping on really, but it kinda looks like him tho.
>>
>>7086371
But they don't exist in real life right?
Im pretty sure they were made up in my doujins

Also, I started posting yaoi ironically and now have a folder on my phone that I look at and post unironically, how did that happen?

>>7086373
Sup ediieeee
How is life and boy?

>>7086377
What face on with decent lighting?
>>
>>7086354
~
>>7086360
Tired and cold ;~;
Also I don't think your mommy is happy with our arrangement >.>
>>
>>7086371
>Literally how did you not know I'm canadian? ;~;
The plaid shirt should have set off warning bells.

We can work past it. I know you didn't choose the leaf life.
>>
>>7086384
Wtf this looks like a duster. Where's the head and stuff?
>>
>>7086385
That's how it always starts.
You start doing something ironically, just for the laughs taking a few drugs to change your hormonal balance. Then before you know it, it's been seven years, you're balls have been removed, and the only hormones in your body are from pills you can't safely stop taking.
>>
tfw nintendo will NEVER make a normal console or an f zero game again
>>
>>7086388
I'm sad that master is not doing so well =[

Which mommy?
>>
>>7086341
wtf
bomb them
>>
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>>7086385

life has been pretty goooood. just woke up. made tons of money so decided to take the week off. about to make coffee and eggs + bacon + toast.
boy is ok, though i'm continuing to exercise my right to date since we're only sexually exclusive atm and not emotionally lol
how are you doing basic? how's life and ur lustful cock thoughts and such?
>>
>>7086400
i kinda like the swich
it looks cool,
besides nintendo is only really good at doing handhelds
>>
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>>7086385
I wanted to be like one of my doujins and bring them into the real world. Ended up being like one of my futa doujins for a while but I fucked that up ;~;

Also, the same thing happened to me with yuri

>>7086388
Huh?

>>7086389
But I embrace leaf life.
This may be an issue
>>
>>7086401
:P I was just poking ember earlier to see if I could str up a little mischief.
>>
>>7086401
Snake mommy
>>7086400
The cup is still talking :(
>>
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>>7086393
I aint waking my dog up for strangers online but hes burrowed his nose into the fur so you just see the top of his head and his ears lel, but he blends in too good to make sense of him. And im way too baked to be doing this fukken camerawork im gonna lay down a bit and nap a bit too and take him for a walk.
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>>7086411
cute af
fuzzyyyyyy
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>>7086410
=(
I <3 master
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>>7086363
Oh yeah, I wasn't really thinking about the name-change part of it.
I've been thinking for a while that I really should get a diagnosis, but most of that was just because of easy access to blood tests.
When I first started self-medding, my plan was to order blood tests online, but it turns out that you can't do that in my state, so now I'm 6 months on E with no blood tests. :<

>I was more saying it must be hard to deal with study at the same time
Oh. Yeah, I guess it can get p stressful, but I manage.
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>>7086408
>This may be an issue
For you maybe.

Your funny Canadian accent is just extra ammunition for me.
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I actually really like the Switch's concept, how it is in execution is gonna make or break it HOLY CRAP THEY HAVE SKYRIM ON IT O-okay maybe I'm a bit excited
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I WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH NX THING RIGHT NOW!
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I'm not feeling it today Mtfg.

Inb4 anon makes fun of me
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>>7086411
Still only seeing a big fluff. I'll wait for the walking pics *,*
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>>7086414
I <3 pup girl
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I made chicken noodle soup for breakfast what am I doing with my life

>>7086414
hi Caroline

>>7086432
hi sass

>>7086430
same desu
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I heard that all tripfags are trannies.

Did drakeposter start on his moans yet?
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>>7086440
Don't misgender drakeposter!
But afaik, no, she didn't start moans yet.
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>>7086422
Pls no bully my accent ;~~~;

>>7086427
Why on earth would you get a new system to play skyrim?

>>7086400
http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/new-product/game/nintendo-switch-nx-release-date-price-specs-preview-trailer-3608381/
>Tesco may have accidentally revealed the Switch price with a landing page which was quickly taken down. It listed the then named NX at £349.
Nintendo is dead.
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>>7086440
She wouldn't admit it.
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>>7086373
Hey, did you play the sun and moon demos?
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>>7086439
Gimme soup. Also. Hey :3
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>>7086442
Not just to play Skyrim but I rly like that game so being able to play it mobile sounds good to me
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>>7086427
>>7086430
Can someone explain to me what it is? I haven't seen the trailer.
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>>7086456
>I haven't seen the trailer.
Watch the trailer, silly. It's basically a Nintendo console that can seamlessly turn into a hand held.
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>>7086454
But you've been able to do that for ages using a Windows based tablet or laptop..
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>>7086462
Have any of the tablets been powerful enough to actually run it decently? The Surface I use at work is complete ass and I need to stab the screen a few hundred times to click anything.
As for a laptop it's clunkier than a handheld like a Switch.
>>
If nintendo advertises skyrim, I hope they'll completely optimise it for the system. That would be awesome.

>>7086456
No idea. Read some articles halfly but most videos are dumb live reactions from some uninformed person

>>7086440
what anime top left?
saw it in another thread but didnt find it with reverse image search
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>>7086384
I literally can't make out where the doggo is but that makes it more adorable still

>>7086396
My gf told me these were ironic vitamins ;~; things are falling into place

>>7086406
Sounds comfy!
I'm good, pure and sin free from desires of the flesh.
handed in notice at work and set a date for full time

>>7086408
>ywn be a gay anime boy
Just end my life

>>7086411
AAAWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7086419
Oh thats awful :/ is that just stupid laws?
My gp refused to do blood tests while I was self medding, so I had one done two weeks in, and didn't get on legal ones til after 6months. I'm hoping she'll be OK now, I'm seeing her next week to ask.
I'm glad you can!
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>>7086441
We're all guys here.

If I check your chromosomes now, it would show that you have a penis (fuck your feminine penis meme,munless you have a working clitoris, it's w dick)

Take your fucking misgender shit to tumblfag.
This is 4chen, fuck off.
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Day 1 of starving
i'm really hungry
>>
Which trips make the best mommys?
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what did they mean by this?
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>>7086480
Not for weight loss I hope.
>>7086489
Not me


Going to buy some alcohol cya bread
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>>7086492
Means ur gay
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>>7086329
Me too ;_; I think if It were ever possible for me to be pregnant I would be so paranoid that I would stat inside for 9 months and not do anything even remotely stressful.
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I wanna visit Scotland one day. Partly for the amazing landscapes, but mostly for just hearing locals talk

>>7086480
S a m e .

>>7086494
Bye <3
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>>7086494
im falling for the meme
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>>7086460
>It's basically a Nintendo console that can seamlessly turn into a hand held.
?????
This sounds very Nintendo, and a lot like they're killing their 3DS market in the hopes that they can put all their games on one system.
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tfw you didn't get to drift off to the sound of nep's cute voice last night
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>>7086466
Tablets with discrete GPUs exist but are rare.
The Razer Edge can probably do it.
The convertible surfacebook that my roommate uses has a discrete GPU in the keyboard and could likely run it. That's not counting other options like the Nvidia shield that can stream skyrim to a dedicated handheld from a much more powerful gaming PC.

Idk, there are options out there that do exist, none of them are particularly polished though.
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>>7086503
d-discord?
>>
>>7086496
but that's a boy and a girl

you're the gay one for thinking otherwise
>>
>>7086489
Being the best auntie is almost good enough right? ;~;

>>7086497
Oh wow these feels.
Good thing it's quiet so I can go to the bathroom and cry
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>>7086452
Sorry, I ate all the soup
How are you my latina princess?
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>>7086496
>>7086508
you made me think about boy on girly boy faggot now i'm a faggot
>>
Nevermind, i'll go eat some guatemalan style enchiladas
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i am collecting littles to be the mega mommy
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>>7086479
Ignorant, arrogant, piece of shit.
Some males have feminine penises, and some females have masculine vaginas.
You have no right to judge me.
You don't know what i went through.

Soon your kind will be locked up, maybe put to death for your transphobia.
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>>7086507
skype
discord stinks at calls
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>>7086518
the fuck is that garden bush doing on a mexican bun
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>tfw there was a job opening for nintendo last year and I didn't take it cus middle of transition
I could have pointed at the switch and said "I made that"
rip
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>>7086502
This is actually probably what they're doing.
They've been trying to combine their handheld and home systems for a while, their side by side releases of near identical 3DS and Wii U titles sort of hinted at that.

There's basically a single thing that will make or break this system imo. A while back Nintendo patented a concept for hot pluggable and scaleable processing architectures. If that's being incorporated into this new system, and the system power can scale when it's plugged into its base station, it may be a viable competitor for the ps4 and xbox one. If it's just a tablet with a passive passthrough, it's going to be extremely underpowered.
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>>7086504
I think that's exactly the market Nintendo is aiming at though. This bridge of quality experiences they are known for with the move away from home systems to mobile.
Sure there are tablets with GPU's but they all run Windows or Android which are inherently less optimized. Something like this allows better performance per watt/cycle/dollar than those can provide while also having what seems to be a seamless move between mobile and home gaming.
I think it kinda gyps people who won't take it mobile so it probably wont be very big.
I'm still gonna get it for sure tho
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>tfw want to buy Suzuki Omnichord but also want laser done
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>7086523
f
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>>7086519
oh are you running one of those daycares in your home?
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>>7086532
I'm getting it regardless because I just want to play the new Nintendo games
>>
triple Snick (You)

>>7086503
>cute
HAHAHAHAHA
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7086521
it's only because you talked too quiet
>>7086536
sameeeeeee
I need my LoZ
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>>7086535
if you mean putting girlfriends in cages and feeding them hormones then yes
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>tfw no provider dom gf who loves my embittered super submissive 3 year hrt ass
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>>7086542
thats not how daycares work
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>>7086536
Nintendo makes new games?
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>>7086510
I guess I'm sad and having existencial doubts.
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>>7086446

i haven't yet! though i heard they're kind of a letdown?

>>7086473

>date for full time
o dang. when is the big day?
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>>7086552
>>7086552
>>7086552
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>>7086546
tfw there will never be a new f zero
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>>7086546
Yr trying really hard to rip on Nintendo and this new console. It's a little silly.

I just play what I think is fun, I don't care about all the other stuff. I'm sure lots of others agree.
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>>7086546
Nintendo's core fanbase has an average age of 11 years, so Mario #34 and Zelda #26 are brand new games to them.
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