Gay General: Peaked Edition

I peaked at rock bottom, and it has all been downhill since.

>>7081072
same.

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How bad is it to call in sick, go to another shift, then call in sick the very next day? I.e should i expect my managers to give me lip on the phone, or just acquiesce? Hate the job, not sure I'm outright ready to quit, dont really mind pissing them off I just dont know if i should expect a hassle or not.

How do I trick someone into paying for all the cosmetic surgeries I want?

Guys I'm scared, I think I might have an std and the closest appointment I can get for a test at planned parenthood is next Wednesday.

Is my dick gonna fall off, am I gonna die? Why oh why did I slut it up these last two months?? Someone console me please.

>>7081247
>Is my dick gonna fall off, am I gonna die?
yes.
>Someone console me please.
Worst case you die.
That's it.

Doesn't sound so bad now does it?
I mean it's only dying.
It's not like you'd be dead or something.

>>7081199
wrong general

>>7081065
I'm unpeakable
>>7081247
Post diseased dix pics :3
But you're probably ok , to be safe pour bleach around your crotch and groin

>>7081082
You can just tell them it got worse again over night and going to that mid shift was a mistake.

I do scheduling and I'm a supervisor at my job. I'd be grateful you even came in for that split shift piece. It's one less thing I'd have to cover

>>7081259
What general does that post belong in?

>>7081254
>>7081268
My dick is swollen and it's peeling on the head and it's kinda itchy and it hurts when I pull back or touch it sometimes.

I'm really fuckin scared. This has never happened to me before. All because I got horny and wanted to experience the life of a ho, never again.

>>7081294
Just use fucking google man.
Type in what feels wrong with your dick and you'll get a list of potential std's you could have.

>>7081294

Nigga its probably the clap

>>7081294
Google and just wait it out I guess get PEP if you're really scared

>>7081199

What kind of surgeries? Were you a former fattie with horrible loose skin or are you some tranny freak looking for sra?

>>7081247
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A FUCKING WHORE AND FOUND YOURSELF A GAYGEN BF

>>7081284
well i meant the initial shift as being separated by a couple days over the other ones, but i guess the logic tracks regardless. ty

>>7081328
I want a new face, chin, forehead, jaw etc etc.

>super drunk and cheat on bf. (Yeah, I'm awful but we have an agreement that we can play as long as the other person doesn't know them)
>do this at his place since staying there.
>bf's roommate messages me right after. (Well its pretty hard to fall asleep after that, hard as a fucking rock in here.)
>comes into room, stand up to say sorry, pushes me back down onto the bed.
>forces his tongue in my mouth, slaps me and then asks if I want it.
>fucks me raw and hard just diving right in.
>cums, says "thanks" and literally just goes back to his room.
>wake up to texts from roommate's boyfriend about how he's going to fuck me way better than his bf.

Welp. Still too hungover to process this.

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>>7081539

literally neck yourself

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>>7081065
>Have you peaked yet
Almost.

>>7081299
>>7081322
Google just scared the shit out of me. Now I feel worse thank you.

>>7081337
I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED AND GET MY DICK WET A LITTLE WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL WHO CAME UP WITH STDS ANYWAY????

>>7081539
why isnt this my life

like f'real how does a quiet anxious nerdling find another quiet anxious nerdling (and then through some weird process of love and young gay romance, this is parlayed into various orgies)?

>>7081550

might not be fat anymore, but you're still ugly as all fuck.

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>>7081065
I've been suffering a slight cold for almost a week now so I don't feel like peaking anytime soon

>>7081065

WHICH EPISODE IS THIS FROM

>>7081608

If you have to ask you're not a sunny super fan but I guess I can help you.

The aluminum monster versus Fatty Magoo season 3 episode 5.

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>tfw doing spedbals and getting comfy af watching nostalgia programming like the first Pokemon movie and early simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0

no more pain for the next few hours only dreams :)

next time I score some white and brown I'm adding in some the slightly out of date cyclizine I've had for a while but never used to hopefully boost the rush to make an average speedball feel like a super huge speedball and also add to the potency of the H

>>7077410
>I was thinking like crack or meth , shoot up a fuck ton and pass into the night

why does this post feel like I have malignly influenced you and ruined your innocence?

I really should have read that Break the Cycle[of Injecting] leaflet I posted ages ago and its advice about not talking about spiking a vein in front of normies lest they be influenced negatively

>>7081633

People like you are why I carry Naloxone in my car.

Also thread theme

https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA

you can do it, Dennis because you're a winner. You haven't peaked you haven't even begun to peak. But you're gonna peak today. Oh, you're gonna peak all over everybody. make it work, Dennis.

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>>7081633

Ease up a bit

>>7081065
Have I peaked for maximum cuteness? Yes

But for maximum handsomeness, no.

The game just changes as you get older you have to adapt to survive and thrive. You can't cling to your youth like an insecure woman.

I always struggled when younger because I wanted to be the daddy by the time I was 20, and having an 18yo boy at 20 doesn't make you a daddy.

So in theory assuming I keep in shape I should be hitting my peak target demographic in another decade or so.

Part of me wants to just be normal and stay with someone my same age the whole time, but that also seems kinda boring.

My diary desu

>>7081663

wot do u mean?

>>7081640

ty lad

Who /irresponsible/ and /dumb/ here?

>>7081679

On your drug use. Just a tad.

>>7081685

In what way?

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>>7081679

What can I say, I'm a nice guy.

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>>7081065
I peaked and basically died at birth and now I walk this world a shuffling corpse forever in a state of decay.

Whenever you think it can't get worse, I shall appear to remind you that you are wrong.

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>>7081736

From what I remember of you, you're at least a 7.5/10 breh.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard is it to kiss your partner when he's hittin' you from behind

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>>7081813
10, which is also about as hard as I would punch u ^o^

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>>7081813

He is too busy biting my damn back to kiss me most times.

>>7081813
Like a 6 you turn back , he leans Forward
Boom

>>7081813

Depends. If its normal doggy, its impossible.

But if hes leaning over you so that hes practically lying on top of you, its fairly easy - like a 4 or something.

>>7081813

>not being flexible

>>7081847
>But if hes leaning over you so that hes practically lying on top of you
Isn't that normal doggy?

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>>7081859

i feel like normal doggy has the top with his torso straight, like on the left

>>7081880
Is that how dogs do it? No

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>>7081778
All an illusion. How else am I supposed to blend into society so that I might feast upon the misery of the living, the beautiful and the normie?

>>7081294
Jesus GO TO A DOCTOR
Most antibiotics are fucking cheap.

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>>7081903

Oh hush you qt bastard. dlc next Tuesday. I'm outie, don't want to waste all my data.

>>7081356
De nada anon, if there's several days in between then I don't think there's any real issues. If they bring it up, they're being asinine and you should probably seek new employment opportunities.>>7081539

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post voices!!!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKUPm2qsiL

Anyone else ever lose interest in life? What helped you?

>>7081584
fuck you

>>7081584
that's cok, not feelgood

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>>7081703

that is a very nice and sweet thing to do since the junkies that are most likely to be ODing in public are the most vulnerable :3c

why did you start having Naloxone in your car? do you have a relative or friend who uses like most non-junkies who keep Naloxone?

>>7081691

I am actually easing up my use this week

>>7081994

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dvyaTaJunU

>>7082070
I did , adding a regiment by going back to college and being like "I have to shower and brush my teeth every day or they'll know" once you keep a schedule , you feel like you have more control then it's just focusing on what's ahead in weeks and days not months and years

>>7082181
Thank you, for your time.

>>7082110
>I am actually easing up my use this week
Why not quit altogether lad?

>>7082199
Your welcome

>>7082070
Nothing so far. I've gone from feeling disinterested in life to outright hating it, and I don't really think that's a bad thing anymore. Though I guess it could suck if you're still shackled by responsibilities or surrounded by annoying selfish people that believe everyone should share their interest in life.

>>7081994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pYuAueAL9a

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>>7082207

the old junkie adage that if you IV heroin once you will never by choice go back to snorting or smoking is true 10x when it comes going back to just heroin after injecting ye olde spedeballe because the rush from IVing a speedball shits all over heroin and desu can't be equalled by any other drug

the mental compulsion to feel that rush again makes heroin seem as mentally addictive as watching paint dry

tbphwyl the fleeting joy and beauty of spending time with my best friends Barry White and Bobby Brown helps keep me going and makes me feel better any time my alcoholic mother verbally abusing me and doing everything to make me feel worthless or my chronic illness making me feel so tired and weak that I can barely function get me down

this post has made me sad so I'm going to shoot up again TB/H F/AMs

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I am like super gay, and I have never found a single IRL woman sexually attractive, but I keep spunking to poorly drawn heterosexual hentai of ridiculously proportioned women getting reamed by monster dicks

What does this mean?

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>>7082537
Where do you live? Would you be against someone helping you stop or calling your local authorities and getting you put into rehab?

>>7082624

He does these things for attention.
Don't feed him by replying or taking him seriously, you'll do nothing except encourage him.

Just leave him alone, in 4-5 years he'll look back and regret all of this.

>>7082606
That 3d women are disgusting.

>>7082606
You want to be porked by Monsters

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>>7081065

No, I am still NEET. I have a long way to go.

I know it's illegal to pay for sex, but is it illegal to pay someone to pee on you?

What about paying someone to fart in your mouth?

>>7082690

Idk about where you live, but here its all about intent - its illegal to pay someone to do something to you for the purpose of sexual gratification except for a few exceptions (for nightclubs and shit i think, idk). So it doesn't matter what you do, if you do it for sexual reasons its illegal.

>>7082683
What if that's your peak cat poster?

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>>7082702

What if you told them it was for science?

>>7082712

Contrary to what a lot of people think, the law isn't dumb, and you can't get off on technicalities - each case is taken as an individual judgement, and pretty much no magistrate in the country is going to buy the idea that you hired a guy to piss on you for "educational reasons."

>>7082683
Guys named justin aren't allowed to be NEETs. Justin is a Chad name.

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>>7082709

I have other cat pictures that I like more.

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REJOICE!

NEW SEAGAL KINO IS HERE!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaFDGWqOvGU

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>"Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics."

A TRUE MAN'S MAN

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>>7082730

My parents named me Justin after my dad's band name, "Just Jesse".

>>7082782
>>7082738
>>7082712
>>7082683

I want to cuddle with you and all i know about you is that you post cute pictures

this is truly the power of cats

>>7082624

scotland

I doubt rehab would help because just forcing me to stop for a while against my will won't help me not go straight back to using because I can't live without that lovely lovely rush

my main goal is to improve my willpower and reduce my use to only occasionally because I think I could cope with sobriety and life as long as I knew I coulf feel that rush again once in a blue moon

>>7082631

I don't do "these things" for attention

I mix heroin and crack together and inject them for self-evident reasons

I mostly post about my drug use itt so I have someone to talk to about it unlike irl(which is why I talked with KingRice about my addiction so much)

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>>7082793

I like dogs too.

>>7082738
CUTE
Adorable

>>7082793
He really is cute

wtf who got doxxed

>>7082843

>oh man i really need some attention to validate my poor pathetic life
>i know! better try and get everyone to talk about shitty gaygen drama again!

Kill yourself~

>>7082857
Someone's bitter. Did you get doxxed? I actually missed the drama and wanted a quick summary,

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Fuck lads I wish i was older. All of the things i like doign are things that only 30+ year olds enjoy, and it means none of my friends share my interests.

>long walks
>art galleries
>old architecture
>opera
>shakespeare
>fancy dinners

Its all stuff thats lame for a 19 year old to do. :(

>>7082872
Someone posted the facebook profiles of some irrelevant nobodies that used to post here a couple of years ago.

>>7082877
Just have to find a daddy to do those things with.

>>7082877
I like all that stuff, just try to friends that are more similarly mined, why do you think student theatre groups do productions of Shakespeare so often? They love the shit, just friend young nerdy people

>>7082877
>guise look at me I'm young but sooo mature and intellectual!
I've never heard anyone say any of those things are restricted to older people or that young people can't or don't do them. Get over yourself.

At least you're being very much a teen by making an issue out of nothing.

>>7082900
But you're just proving my point. Its seen as edgy and pretentious to like this stuff, theres a negative neckbeardy connotation attached to young people wanting to do "old person things".

And the main point is that 99% of my friends feel the same. I'm not trying to say my tastes are better than anyone elses, or doing the whole cringey "what ever happened to classy gentlemen?!?! *tips fedora*" thing, I'm just saying that its unusual to enjoy the things I enjoy in my demographic and that that makes things difficult for me.

Capiche?

>>7082885
lame ty though <3

>>7082915
He's not proving your point. He's saying you're being a typical young guy by acting like you're soooo mature and intellectual. There's millions of people your age with the same tastes. Your friends just happen to have different likes. It's not related to age.

>>7082915
I'm 19 into the same shit but I'm friends with people who are or are accommodating
Stop acting like it's a problem, just go and find people who want to do the same shit

>>7082915
Do you lack reading comprehension or something? I never said you were pretentious for doing those things, I said you're pretentious for acting like you alone are the unique mature snowflake of your generation of sheep who suffers the cruel oppression of those who think you pretentious. It's literally the same shit as people who say "is it just me" or "am I the only one who", when the obvious answer is no. You're not special, this isn't even a problem. Your willingness to think I'm calling you pretentious for liking those things alone shows you like to victimize yourself.

You're not special, go the fuck outside and you'll find tons of guys your age just like you. Stop treating a non-issue like it's a problem, it's such an immature thing to do.

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How often does a normal person check their facebook messages?

pls reply

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>get on computer to get my mind off how ugly and inferior I am
>first thing I see on 4chan is the most beautiful white boy ever

I want to be white and cute too!

>>7082978
I understand. I imagine it must be great.

>>7082978
Did you see a pic of me? Yeah I get it a lot don't worry, :3 you're better off ugly , beauty is too much work

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>>7082978
One day they'll be old and ugly, nobody will remember them, nobody will want them. Everything is temporary, the pleasure gained from temporary things more so, even if you were cute and white you wouldn't be able to truly appreciate it for long and it wouldn't last forever, neither the moment of its state nor the clear memory of it. Why worry about such things or envy these people when literally nothing matters and you are free to spend your existence how you please?

Come, live in the mountains with me and we shall become gods in our own right, gods of ourselves and masters of our minds, and find infinitely more pleasure than the beautiful and their fading allure ever will.

>>7083022
Yeah, but at least they get to enjoy it now.

I get to enjoy nothing right now, or ever.

I can feel a meltdown coming, I've been feeling this way for the last few weeks.

>>7083029
>I get to enjoy nothing right now, or ever
That is simply irrational and completely untrue. Unless you have a disorder that makes you incapable of enjoyment, then you do not get to say such things. The very idea you crave enjoyment shows you have once tasted it's fruits, and if you wish to you will do so once again in time.

But ultimately, neither that fleeting feeling nor the fleeting beauty or feelings of beauty you envy in others will last. Even in the moment you'll always be experiencing it in the past from the present, and it will fade along with everything else in this world, including the makeup of your brain that leads to the perception of which sees the shape of our temporary fleshy hosts as so important.

Simply let go and you will be able to grasp higher pleasures, within and without yourself. Let go of this quest for beauty, and you shall become more than beautiful.

>>7083022
I disagree. There's beauty in the finiteness. And something is made all the more precious for its fleeting nature.

>>7083055
Then chase after that temporary pleasure, let your small time on this earth be nothing but a chase and suffering for more things that will not last and do not matter. Thirst for what you think is beautiful. That is your choice if you are aware of it. Just remember, even now everything has already passed and will have passed. Before you know it, it will already be tomorrow, and the day after that, and you won't even remember those beautiful finite things you chased so fervently. In fact, you've already forgotten so many of them.

>>7083050
I really cannot have anything else that'll make me happy though.

Friends and attention make me happy, but I can't have either.

I've tried so hard to make friends, I just cannot make friends. I'm the problem, I am too boring and dumb to keep people's interest.

I don't get much attention either, and I'm too shy to go out seeking it in dumb ways.

>>7083050
Sounds like a bunch of hippy shit to me.

To the other guy. Yes, some of us are ugly and will never be as happy or successful with relationships as the pretty people. Improve yourself and work to your strength.

>>7083083
I will. And enjoy my life instead of trying to find beauty meaning in nothingness.

>>7082966
Gotta remember a lot of people still don't use fb mess and not everyone lives on the app.

>>7082966
I check it about once a week for work.

>>7082978
Post pics. Gaygen will give you one of those queer eye make overs.

>>7083176
After seeing how harsh this place is on feelgood, no way.

>>7083180

that was literally just 1 guy

I might get snapchat, because I want to be able to feel good about myself by taking nice selfies like Sludgepuppy recommended, but I also realise that 4chan is a grossly inappropriate place to share information.

How do I use snapchat??

I have a question. What happens to femmes and twinks when they get older in terms of looks?

Any masc guy who has taken even the slightest care of his body ends up somewhat dilf mode but what happens to more feminine guys?

>>7083232

They either "transition" into maschood or suffer what people nickname 'gay death'.

Its a sad thing to see.

>>7083232
If they stay thin then they can still be attractive in a classy way.

>>7083254
you wish lmao

>>7083180
I can't promise anyone dude will be gentle. But I can I'll do my best to help, if you do post pics.

>>7083180
this place is only harsh on feelgood because he never leaves
before he started posting himself 24/7 and samefagging everyone was super nice to him
unless you are a severely dislikable person you shouldn't worry about being disliked

you sound cute

>>7083273
None of this is true. lol

>>7083240
Hmm, thanks anon.

>>7083254
I guess possibly?

>>7083273

you are the only person who has a problem with it desu

>tfw no wizard bf to teach you the secrets of magick and the occult

hold me

>>7083355
>wanting a boyfriend that lies to you and peddles fairytales
You should get a scientist bf to teach you the secrets of common sense and a first world education.

>>7083374
he means he wants a 30 year old virgin bf you dip
lrn2memespeak

honestly it's like why isn't incest just accepted anymore
like when you dont actually want some deep relationship, but dont actually wanna put in the effort to find some random from some app, you just cuddle with your cousin

like ffs 2bh

>>7083273
>you sound cute

Thanks, but I'm only a little cute from certain angles and in certain lightings.

>>7083374
>>7083377
I wanted a magical wizard bf to take me to his moving castle and steal my heart.
Ugly virgins be damned.

>>7083385
so you're 100% of humanity?
lmao find me a single notable person here who didn't angle their photos
I look shit from a lot of certain angles and lighting yet I've been told I'm cute in person quite a bit
cameras can lie, don't feel bad

>>7083402
i dont angle my photos
god positions my hands in the way he sees fit and i just look amazing in every photo

also cameras never lie, we just absolutely love images where we dont look like ourselves

>>7083385

for every cute picture of myself there are like 12 not-so-cute pictures i deleted after taking them

its normal bruh

>>7083413
>only 12
lmaorofl you dont fucking know oppression bruh
try 402 photos you've deleted just for one good photo where you look somewhat like your vision in the mirror

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>>7083415

Actually I have a complicated knockout system for my selfies.

Whenever I feel like taking a picture, I'll take 6-12 pictures, then delete all but the best 2. I'll save this on my PC.

Then once a month or so, I'll look at all the pictures I saved that month, and go through them to pick the best 4 or 5. I'll save these in a seperate folder named "Reckless Narcissism".

And then every once in a long while I'll go through all of THOSE and pick about a dozen pictures of myself to actually use, transfer them to my phone, and use them for whatever.

>>7083423
honestly not even reading your comment but im way too in love with franji

ok reading now
that sounds complicated, I just do the "take a bunch from this angle, slight alterations.. ok now switch angles drastically, take a bunch slight alterations... ok now new angle... ok now new location..."

and then at the end of the day i get home, check things out on my computer (for some reason images on my phone look pretty cute and then i open them up on my laptop and im like o no), and then post the 1 good shot

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>>7083437

post where?

when i was completely i liked changing my profile picture on various apps a lot and enjoyed the positive feedback, but now im dating someone i cant do that. what am i supposed to do with my pictures?

oh and ugh i know what you mean about joji. none of my gay friends get it, they all think hes fugly. I'm surrounded by fucking plebs i swear.

>>7083446

*completely single

my b

>>7082110
>do you have a relative or friend who uses like most non-junkies who keep Naloxone?

friend(s), yes. i dont do drugs myself

>>7083446
depends, usually just instagram or a profile change on facebook
i dont have a twitter, and my tumblr is just basic shit
i never use new selfies for dating apps, they get old shit.. don't know why either, I just never felt like I should use new images for those apps

i guess you could post more to tumblr/instagram for attention still without pissing off your boo, he might get a little mad but it'll be way more acceptable than still having all these apps and constantly updating them

2bh i feel the same when people are like "omg zac efron is the fucking hottest" or "channing tatum daddy!" they just look so fucking boring to me, but joji is always so fucking cute, and him being funny just adds another likeable quality

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>>7083458

for some reason Zac Efron is REALLY popular amongst girls. not sure why, he looks like an alien pretending to be human. just too... uncanny valley for me.

>>7083463
yeah you summed it up
his body looks amazing, cover up his head and jerk off to the image
but his head + that body just seem really strange imo

>>7081965
Didn't you read my first post? My appointment is in a week. In the meantime I just have to suffer.

Explain to me the point of having a celebrity or fictional husbando.

Aren't you just setting yourself up for frustration/disappointment?

>>7083484
no, why would it?

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>>7082809
>scotland

is this you?

>clean toilets for a living
>hate it
>get a new private bathroom to clean
>guy who poops there is hot
>suddenly not gross to clean his poopy toilet

I don't like where this is heading.

>>7083575
me neither, dont update this story

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>>7083575
Go on...

>>7083714
I don't like the smell or anything. Poop is still objectively dirty.

I just don't really find it disgusting because the guy is hot...

>>7083730
oh dear you've already fallen down the rabbit hole

>>7083463

Wow, his body is really hot.

>>7083736

FYI its mostly makeup, mixed with small doses of steroids

>>7083744

His muscles are makeup?

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>>7083749

Yeah. They apply shading/outlines to muscles to create muscle definition. In some extreme cases they even make prosthetics they attach to the actor's body to make it look more muscular, although thats obviously only for films and stuff.

Heres what he looks like normally. Still visibly muscular, but he doesn't have the "chiselled" look he did for the ad campaign where all of the hot pictures of him come from.

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why dont they make hot statues any more?

>>7083784
Because no one buys them?

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>>7083851

for parks and public places you dip

yknow, monuments n shit

this one near my house was put up to commemorate the Napoleonic Wars. Its made from melted down french cannons.

>>7083894
because the hot thing is abstract monuments you dip

who gives a fuck about statues anyways, they will always be inferior in comparison to paintings and photographs

>>7083766

I didn't know about that. I still think he's hot, though.

>incest went from being widely accepted to extremely discouraged
how did this happen

>>7083784
Because we don't live in an age where many people are so bored they chisel at a rock from birth practicing their craft and making sexy men for entertainment, money and prestige anymore. Nowadays if you're bored you can just open a 3D sculpting program to make sexy men on. In a way, certain kinds of action figures and all that sort of shit is a more widespread and watered down form of this.

I wonder if a computer model sculpting tool and 3D printing would be good business model to bring back hot statues. I'm super something like that already exists, or will exist in the future. My god, imagine the horrors that would come into existence were such power to fall into the hands of every peasant under the sun. Awkwardly proportioned sonichu furry sculptures here we come!

Fuck how am i supposed to cum with my fingers in my ass? My dick is covered with precum but i just cant get that final push...
I've been at it for an hour now, is it normal to have a slightly sore ass?

>>7083981
2bh i just find it really fascinating how people literally force themselves to try and cum from fingering without realizing the core principle of doing so - it won't happen if all you're thinking about is cumming from fingering

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>>7081065
Ok I really need some help here. There's this guy who admitted two years ago to having a crush on me and asked me out but I was too caught up in my own insecurities to say yes when he asked me in a date. Immediately after I made the mistake of distancing myself from him when I was one of his only friends. The next year I got closer friends with him again. Now we've gotten to be really close friends again, he's been making sexual jokes/innuendoes and what not. Other things he's said are when in a group chat asking about what to do since he was cheated on, I said to make them jealous 10/10 new bitch and he asked me to be his bitch. Point is, I have no idea if he's just fucking with me or he's legitimately still interested in me. I've been pretty much falling for him since last year. I just want to know if there's something there before I take a chance and ask him out. I'm just at a loss here

>>7084139
nah he's basically trying to get back at you for being a lil bitch
so u have 2 choices
either block him & call the cops, report harassment
or
rape him

up 2 u, make the right choice

>>7084139

literally suck his cock

Started my cut today, cramped up real bad from the clen cos I forgot to take some taurine (lol silly me xD). Gonna order some DNP for the 2 weeks between clen cycles. Day 2 of quitting smoking too, they say that after day 3 it's way easier, but it doesn't even feel that bad. Just converting the cravings into anger and hatred towards Hillary supporters.

Did you guys catch the debate just now? It was amazing. Trump utterly destroyed her, and the based moderator helped set it up. Shame the dude is probs gonna get suicided with 3 shots to the back of the head like the average DNC staffer.

Oh and I've got the third date with this qt3.141592654 FtM twink on Friday. Can't wait, he's a really nice guy and we've got quite a bit in common. Life is good, niggas <3

>>7084167
Do you really think that? I just want to know what to do because I really don't want to fuck things up with him. The first time it wasn't my fault, I just got out of the psych ward for trying to an hero.

>>7084170
Problem is how do I get to that point

>>7084203
>I really don't want to fuck things up with him
> I just want to know what to do
u already know what to do bitch
just do it
u know it
why u playin stop doubting yourself im sure your cock is... good enough i guess

>>7084181
Tbh trump still doesn't stand a chance to Hilary which is shocking because she's terrible and manipulates like no one's buisness. He just has too much stacked against him.

Beside that congrats on the date, I first thought FtM were gross but then I saw a hot one
>sudden revalation i'm attracted to masculine features and not just their dick

>>7084181
hope u enjoy the high while it lasts
it'll all come crashing down soon enough :)
not a threat btw just an accurate assessment of past trends and very detailed cycles of various peoples lives

>>7084225
I'm doubting because I don't wanna be like hey can I suck your dick only to get hit with the no fuck you this was all a game

>>7084251
then work up to a safe hey can i suck ur dick moment obviously
like even if he did like u, springing that shit on him randomly in church will fuck him up, so work up to it during the right time

is foreplay and seduction just not a thing when it comes to gays these days

>>7084248
Life is always about ups and downs, otherwise we wouldn't know what happiness and sadness is.
2deep4u

>>7084240
Yeah dude, normally I can't stand FtMs because they all want to be fat ginger manlets with shitty beards, ear gauges and have disgusting & terribly drawn tattoo sleeves consisting of nintenyearold and cartoon network characters.

But if they're a twink, then they're completely based and fine.

>>7084218

"i wanna suck your dick"

>>7083978
How's Jack by the way?

>>7084261
So pretty much just hey let's Netflix and chill then seduce him regardless of whether or not I know if he still likes me

>>7082096
>being this asshurt

>>7082103
>comparing feel good to cox

smdh

>>7084264
>2deep4u
nothing is 2deep4me
im the deepest
not my throat tho i gag 2 much

>>7084295
yeah basically exactly that
just want to hang out with each other and being in the same room as each other alone should really help demonstrate if u two still are a thing

i mean it's pretty obvious even my cousin catches on

>>7084286
I wouldn't know

>>7084327
I'm sorry, Zombii.

I'm 5'4, 20 yrs old and skinnyfat.
Never been with anyone. Still in the closet but I definitely see myself as a bottom. I'm sure no one wants to get fucked by someone that's this short anyways lol.

I'm currently going to gym just so I can go plain skinny. I'm doing 30 minutes of cardio burning around 300 calories plus weights(mostly to tone out my manboobs because they're the most noticeable fat aspect of my body) but I don't really care about weights since I just want to be slim. I go to the gym 4 times a week. I eat no more 1600 calories a day. Am I on track?

I want a boyfriend really bad. I don't want to be like those AIDS sluts on Grindr.

Will this work? Are there gay men out there looking for a 5'4 bottom. Will becoming slim raise my chances?

>>7084321
I'll go ballsdeep in your slutty butt n cumcum in u
kissy kissy mwah mwah nyaa nyaa

>>7084327
hiya

>>7084270
hiya

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>>7084321
>even my cousin catches on
incestposter pls

>>7084345
>5'4
GOT ME SPOOKED

and yeah short bottoms are pretty common you'll find someone easy, just get in shape dont be a beer belly manlet

Do you guys know anyone who isn't a prick?

Seems like everyone's a prick. They should probably teach you that in school I reckon. Monday 4th period: Life Will Disappoint You class. Would make more sense than media studies at any rate.

>>7084351
i mean its true, if we're ever in a room together alone just relaxing, he'll guaranteed slap my ass & then my throat is filled with cum

same will happen to that other anon if the desire is still there

>>7084361
>Do you guys know anyone who isn't a prick?
yeah i look in the mirror and realize im the only one who gives a fuck about my wellbeing so i cant be a prick (to myself)

>>7084356
Will I ever find a boyfriend though? ;(

I want a cute nerdy top or a youn military guy with mild PTSD that I can console by cuddling with him.

Will my dreams ever become real?

>>7084321
Now how do I ask him to be alone with me without it being weird

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>>7084343
You will be

>>7084346

Hey babe

>>7084345

>chunky manlet bottom

hey babe

>>7084374
idk are you desirable
would you date yourself
do you have anything going for you besides being a lightweight fleshlight

idk about your weird fetishes tho good luck w/that

>>7084377
"hey do u wanna hang out and play smash bros?"
how have you guys been hanging out otherwise? what commonalities do you guys share?

>tfw people are never around long enough to become used to, and eventually love, your humor

>>7084390
We share a few classes at uni, we love videogames, share a general disdain for the world at large, and he's got a friend of 10 years dying of cancer in the next couple of months and I've had people I know die quite a lot recently

>>7084390
And no we haven't been hanging out recently>>7084390

>>7084373
Misrepresenting the definition of a prick shows your own prickstitudity, Mr. Prickenstein.

>>7084398
Maybe you're just not funny.

>>7084406
youve got a lot then
invite him over to have fun alone, but dont literally mention it's alone unless he asks (so you arent misleading him), whether this is games, just talking over coffee, maybe even a fucking meal, god knows

>>7084413
then this is a good chance to get back into the groove of doing so, it gives you two a reason to catch up

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>>7084356
>beer belly manlet
>me
working on it, trying to get a 1-2 hour work everyday if i dont work or dont work long

>>7084417
there you go being a prick, but im not bothered, i'm accustomed to the prickery of others

>>7084422
good luck, and even if you stay fat, you'll find someone to fuck/love, but its best you just work @ feeling better

>>7084373
>not being a prick to yourself
mr high self esteem here, makes me want to be a prick

>>7084437
Hear hear. Fuck people who don't hate themselves.

>>7084430
T. Prick

>>7084390
I have a cute face, according to every girl that meets me. Everyone things I look super young, like a 15 year.

I just need to work on my body. I hate my pudgy stomach and manboobs.

>>7084458
are you me anon

>>7084456
>>7084437
i just currently feel like ive stepped into a trap filled with cactuses

>>7084458
you can do it friend, and you'll do it well 2bh
just also dont lose your personality in the process of attaining a nice body
already way too many vapid aesthetic gods out there

>>7084480
How do I do it though? Do I just keep burning calories? I'm 128 lbs right now.

>>7084500
i mean i guess
cardio is always nice
but if you want better guidance i guess the /fit/ sticky is a good place to start for better understanding of things without literally asking a professional face 2 face

>>7084500
That doesn't sound particularly pudgy. You sure it's not just in your head?

I met a guy at a gay bar. I was there on a fluke and so was he. Wasn't there to pick up anyone either, it just sorta happened. We clicked right away.

I know it sounds cliche but people come along when you're not expecting it. It's only been a couple weeks but he's so much better than anyone I've ever dated. I really hope he sticks around for a while.

>>7084545
Uh no. It's not in my head. I can feel and see my pudgy stomach and tits.

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>>7084386
Oh yeah?

>>7084554
Have you considered you sound like a delusional melodramatic idiot?

"And the stars aligned and it was love at first sight and it must have been fate." Is how you sound. Unless you're 12 years old I should curb your melodrama, my man.

>>7084566
Yeah, but it could also be in your head tho.

>>7084617
Typical faggot.

shut your mouth before I shut it for you, sissy.

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>>7084554
Sounds like the movie Weekend but longer. Good for you anon

>>7084622

tfw no tom cullen bf

>>7084617
>Yeah, but it could also be in your head tho

I can literally take a picture of my disgusting tits and pudgy stomach and post it here but I won't because I'm embarrassed and I'll get banned.

>>7084658
Do it anyway. Yolo.

>>7084671
No I won't. You'll make fun of me. I already got made fun of for fat being all throughout all of my school years.

>>7084658

do it homo

>>7084617
You sound jaded and pessimistic. That's too bad

>>7084682
On that basis it seems more likely you have a disproportionately bad self-image then though doesn't it?

I worry about you, homeslice. Your ma and I worry about you.

>>7084713
Yeah, such a shame. I could've been a contender.

How common is it for openly gay men to suddenly repress his sexuality due to christianity? Does this ever happen?

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>>7084999

I would say it's uncommon but you are doing the right thing especially when all the muslims take over.

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>>7083022
>tfw ugly outside and inside
My fate is to die alone ;_;

how to acquire bf

>>7083022
>>7083050
>>7083083
delusional melodramatic idiot

>Never had feeling for a girl before
>Been happy with bf for 9 months
>Keep bumping into qt grill in my go to pub
>Starting to get feelings
>Doubting my sexuality as well as my relationship with bf
>Getting confused, anxious and depressed

The fuck is this shit guys. So what I'm a closet straight? FML

>>7085281
>So what I'm a closet straight?
If you happen to be, please leave.

>>7085196
date me then we will see how it goes

>>7085196
just be yourself

>>7081065
Peaked? Wat

>>7081539
>wake up to texts from roommate's boyfriend
I hope you meant boyfriends roommate* because otherwise this story just got a whole new twist to it.

which trip do you hate the most?
which trip do you like the most?
which trip do you want to fuck?

discus

>>7085754

I don't know anyone well, but Irishanon is nice.

>no stores seem to stock american spirit rolling tobacco
>tried several now, none all week
>shitting my pants now because its the only brand I can stand to smoke

God damn it, I can only conclude it's something to do with brexit at this point. All the other tobaccos are absolutely disgusting chemical laiden damp piles of shit.

I guess it will help me quit at least but fuck... Now I'm onto their cigarettes but because they're already there to smoke I'll smoke loads of them :(

There you go, that's my gay related topic of the day.

honestly like dating is fucking unbearable if you aren't into the whole basic gay bitch aesthetic (ie short hair up, typically brown hair, some sort of stubble, beady eyes, and the gayest personality that only talks about pop culture).

>>7085795
>smoking in the first place

>>7085911

Then go straight and get out.

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>>7085754

>"Lets incite trip drama!"

People like you are a thousand times worse than any tripfag

>>7085911

more like you just have shit friends

if you sometimes meet basic gay bitches, thats unlucky. if you only meet them, you are the problem.

even i havent had any problem meeting normal masc dudes for dates, and im autistic.

>>7086104
>go straight
2bh nah i love way too many qts
just takes some digging to get to them

>>7086105

Let's be honest here without trips this general be fucking dead.

>>7086109
congrats on ur autism i guess idk what response u want 2bh

>>7085790
Oh gosh, no your nice
>>7085795
That sucks maybe just like buy a pack of twenty and take 2/3 out at a time when going out or doing something that way it's like 3 smokes to get through so and so
I'm not a smoker so Idk if it'll work

>>7086115
if you want i can spell out the subtext, motivation and meaning behind my post

>you just have shit friends
this is to insult you and maybe damage your self esteem a little because your post slightly annoyed me and i feel petty and vindictive today

>if you sometimes meet basic gay bitches, thats unlucky. if you only meet them, you are the problem.
this means that instead of whining about your situation and blaming everyone else, you should realise that the only common factor in your problems is YOU, and all you have to do to fix things is take responsibility for yourself and make some changes

>i havent had any problem meeting normal masc dudes for dates
this is a humblebrag partly because i am insecure and partly because again i wanted to make you feel bad. this is also a half-lie. ive only been on a date with one masc guy, but by writing masc dudes plural i can delude myself into thinking im more socially competent than i actually am

>and im autistic
this is a little fake humility to shield myself from criticism - by acknowledging a flaw in myself i preemptively counter any return fire, so to speak. it also serves to slightly sharpen the bite of the previous malice, as it implies that even I, a mental case, am superior socially to you

so that was what the post meant, and i guess the response i wanted was either some kind of sad response that would boost my shallow and failing ego or and angry retort that would let me get lost in the distracting world of insultflinging and do a little bit of escapism from my normal life. hopefully that clears things up for you.

>>7086138
this is 2 much 2 read
do u have a summary i can purchase

>>7086145
its because i cover up my inner sadness by making petty and spiteful attempts to bring other people down and so lift myself up

>>7086151
ok thanks i sent payment 2 ur paypal

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>>7086154
thanks

Anyone else keeps sabotaging themselves? As soon as I see that there's a real possibility for sex or a relationship I go full self-deprecation/angst/bitch mode. I guess the logic is that I anticipate failure and so I try to get it over with early. Kind of like bug chasers, only with no possibility of AIDS. I guess it's also a way to preserve my ego. I can tell myself that I didn't really try anyway. Even so, I do feel disappointment when they ultimately tell me to fuck off or just don't call, even though I did everything in my power to push them away. Not sure how I'm supposed to get over this and act like a normal person.

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This literally happened 15 minutes away from my house

eek

>>7086174
i dont do that
i just disappear bc i dont want any of those responsibilities / expectations
i think its weird when people do things like "u should be dating X instead"

>>7086177
Hopefully it'll teach you to not be a slut. Seriously, I'll never understand people who agree to fuck someone they know nothing about other than that they own a phone or a computer.
>>7086180
>i dont want any of those responsibilities / expectations
I probably have that too. I don't think I'm capable of the emotional labor needed for a relationship.

>>7086104
Yeah I never wanted to start but I smoked weed for years and when I quit that I fast realised I gained a nicotine addiction from it all.

>>7086124
That's the best thing to do really, I'll probably just get a vape again soon, I lost the other one somewhere.

The whole issue is being in a car now, I can smoke whenever, on a bike I could only smoke at the end of journeys!

>>7086177
>Stefano Brizzi, 50, is accused of strangling Mr Semple, 59, at his south London flat after they met on the gay dating app Grindr.
>Court was told Brizzi lost his job over his crystal meth addiction and was obsessed with Breaking Bad

oh dear god all the red flags are there
SISTERS THIS IS WHY U NEED TO ADHERE TO THE RED FLAGS, DONT IGNORE THE RED FLAG MANUFACTURERS

>>7086194
>I don't think I'm capable of the emotional labor needed for a relationship.
same but also not really
i think i can handle it just fine, but i dont actually want to participate in that ordeal just yet
i would just date people until the 'good' part ends and move on, but i'd rather not be reckless with other people that much

>>7086201
>i would just date people until the 'good' part ends and move on
Yeah, that would be a really shitty thing to do.

>>7086205
yeah but in a world where people are being dismembered and dissolved in acid is it really so bad

>>7086196
Haha well you don't need to smoke when you're high on love :3

>its dying season again
>everyone is melodramatic again

this is why i hate fall/winter season, i love it for its coldness and the wind and how cozy everyone is, but holy fuck people get way too dramatic

>>7086213
I think so. Other people's shit doesn't diminish yours.

>>7086302
yeah but is it really tho

>>7086307
Yeah man. People aren't your toys to be set aside when you grow bored of them. That's some socipathic shit.

seriously how do you get a fucking boyfriend? I'm lonely and want a guy to cuddle with a have sex with and go on dates with and love and shit. I've only met and befriended like two gay guys during college. I tried dating one and then he fucking cheated on me and then raped me. Dating the other guy just seems like a bad idea due to circumstances. Grindr fucking sucks because everyone on there just wants to fuck. How do I meet more gay guys so I can start a relationship??? Also don't say gay bar because I am too young for that.

>>7086347
>omg I'm losing all hope of finding love
>I'm too young to be allowed in bars
I hate this general so much.

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>really cute guy with ideal body wants to bite my penis
>noticeably taller than me
>know in my heart I am too ugly for him
>feel too insecure
>don't think I can go through with meeting him in person

FUCK

>>7086357
Except I never said that at all
I'm not "losing all hope" I just really want a fucking bf
It's really fucking annoying watching all my straight friends going through a girlfriend a month and I'm over here in the corner unable to find anything that even resembles an opportunity for that stuff.

>>7086344
are you sure people aren't just toys
where is the proof

>>7086357
same

>>7086364
get over your dumbass insecurities bitch

>>7086364

He's into you, anon
No one else will be watching
He likes you and you like him.
Two guys who like each other doing stuff to each others' dicks in private
That's all there is to it.
You can do it!!

>>7086398
>>7086387
>asks me if I have any more photos
>take one and send
>"ok"


:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Post relationship goals

Here's mine

>>7086443
at least you got a neutral response
i either get blockt with no response or just a 'lol'

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>>7086457
goals

>>7086458
I think I'd prefer no reply to "ok"

>>7086471
would u rly tho

>get myself in a dangerous situation where I'm sure to get my face bashed in
>have to have face reconstructed

Is this how I get a new face without expensive plastic surgery?

>>7086484
Yes. I'm used to getting no reply sometimes.

Ok implies they saw it and had nothing good to say. It feels like they're telling me "you're ugly".

>>7086486
missed your stop at one of the tranny generals 2bh

>>7086490
stop reading into implications so much you insecure cunt
also this comment is not implying anything other than you're an insecure cunt btw ok

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>>7086457

>>7086606
... I have short hair

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>>7086457

>>7086624
fake & gay

>>7086629
It's a cartoon
>>7086624
Adorable
>>7086457
No one's going to comment on mine , just respond
You people

>>7086638
shut the fuck up honestly

>>7086640
Another delicious you

>>7086443
I know that feel all too well.
>"you're cute in your own way"
That one was the worst. Like, why even bother?
Anyway, the last dude gave me a pretty neutral comment, responding to my self deprecation. And he vaguely knew me from before, so he mentioned things he misremembered about my appearance.
>We'll talk more. Good night. :)
We didn't. Then again, me being an insecure little bitch who was very apprehensive about sending the photo and told him he is out of my league probably had something to do with that too.

>tfw no bf

Would you be weirded out if someonr liked to listen to your heartbeat?

i like to cuddle someone and rest my head on their chest to hear their heart, but i think its weirding this guy out because he always looks at me funny when i do it

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>>7086618
I have ridiculously long hair, but I could cut it.

Wanna make a suicide pact?

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>>7086457

>>7086695
Naw. It's cute. I love falling asleep with a guy's head on my chest. Favorite way to cuddle.

>>7086703

Post benis

>>7086703

how long is it now?

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>>7086457
Mine

>>7086695
i think it's cliche shit no one would say if they didn't see it in movies, but wont be weirded out

>>7086703
Yeah sure I guess

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>>7086457

New thread

>>7086758

>>7086720
Long enough to be a nuisance if not tied up. A few inches past my shoulders now.

>>7086736
Got a time and a place in mind? Can you get some guns or will we go for full comfort, falling asleep in each others embrace as the room fills with smoke from a nice coal fire?

>>7084792
>On that basis it seems more likely you have a disproportionately bad self-image then though doesn't it?

No, I'm skinnyfat and that's that. I'm not hallucinating and seeing fat rolls on my. They're literally and physically there. I can fucking feel them for fuck's SAKE.

>>7086638
Str8 guy lurking but you made me laugh. Have another delicious (you).
>>7086648

>tfw no flaming gay bitchy twink powerbottom bf to bully me into fucking them

>>7082966
for women its about like 100 lol

>>7083784
because, >MUH HOT MEN STATUSE TURN BOYS GEY

I want a boyfriend so fucking bad.

I think tonight I was the butt of a really mean-spirited joke that had to do with the fact that I'm gay.

I'm feeling a little weird. Not hurt or anything, but it's kinda weird to have homophobia thrown at you like that. Last time I experienced something like this was in high school, like, 6 years ago.
Oh well... that guy is known for being highly homophobic anyway.

>>7084264
we wouldnt like anything without boundries, rain for example,or snow

>>7084386
Shutterstock is the best lol

I meant to go back. Follow the paths of Mirkwood, visit Laketown, see the Lonely Mountain again. But age, it seems, has finally caught up with me.