How to flirt?

start by offering to suck my cock.

Grab them by the pussy

>>7077021
Oh God.

I need this too. I'm a horrendous flirter. I either blow it or I get there while they already have another romantic interest.

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I find the whole concept of flirting disgusting. Might as well pull out your dick and beat your chest like a fucking gorilla.

>>7077787
>I find the whole concept of flirting disgusting.
I'm certainly not a fan of it. I'm just curious to see what a relationship is like.

And most of my friends either are too far away to ask out or they're straight.

>>7077021
One thing I find that works: if you get caught staring, look them in the eyes, smile, and nod. If they smile, approach. If they don't, move on.

>>7077787
>pull out your dick and beat your chest like a fucking gorilla

this is actualy great flirting advice

>>7077021
Ey yo bby wanna ride my five inch wonder rod? *tounge click noises

Ah if only it worked like that. Yeah OP I got no idea how this works..Good luck

Make pseudosexual self-deprecating jokes and drag them into your misery

>>7081184
this is my mantra desu