gaygen - Autism Edition

>>7075344
Break a leg. Your dubs ensure success.

>>7075344
I'm sure it'll be wonderful anon

Good luck OP.

>>7075344
Don't worry , the first date always goes poorly <3

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>>7075472

for you, maybe

>>7075472
The first date with mine was amazing

>>7075485
I was just trying to make him doubt himself jeez
>>7075506
I meant like first ever date but like ohhh looks whose so great

>>7075344

fuck im gonna be 5min late

i want to die

>>7075552
Better hope he's still there,
Also I'm totally going to be right

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>>7075559

i guess he didnt really care about coming

ok thats it im definitely killing myself

>>7075577
I could say I told you so but well we already know
There's more fish in the sea tho

So how many of you gays have boyfriends

>>7075472
>being this bitter

I had my first real date was with someone from here and we hit it off. We have been bfs ever since.

How do you feel about gaygen tinychat finally being dead and buried as fuck, deader than dead? I don't feel anything.
I thought I'd be much more nostalgic, but with all being said and done, it was good. I made two or three permanent IRL to-be friends (maybe) and overall gaygen wasn't such a bad experience, but rather funny as fuck and it was good banter, even better trolling. I am now far too hot for gaygen. I mean really, going on gaygen in 2016? Pfft. Its almost 2017, that would be like 4 years of this bitch, well overdue to drop it.
Furthermore, it served its purpose well. I finally learned English to what seems to be fluency. I make many errors that much I'll admit, I bring the feel of my language into it, making my sentences sound off, but it's still good. I'm pleased. When I came here I didn't know almost any English. What else happened? Not much, really. I've had many crushes, now I'm exclusively into cute Asian guys. I have a yellow fever and this is how it is. But exception to that rule is my Jewish crush that I want to be-boyfriend. (like befriend, but beboyfriend, right?)
Now I'm swiping people on Tinder, praying to sweet lawd baby Jesus that nobody will swipe me back so I don't have to talk to them. Have a nice day.

>>7075683

Sad truth is that the thread will suffer the same fate also you were never hot slav

>>7075689
I'm just taking advantage of my anonimity to make this canon, don't ruin it!

Is there an official gaygen discord that isn't ran by the femgen rejects?

>>7075577
>feel good gets blown the fuck out again

>>7075681
Read >>7075540

>>7075725

Stop talking to me

>>7075728
Y-y-y-you first

Pack of disillusioned liberals try to smear my campaign after I called them what they are. Sad!

>>7075734

Just do what milo does.

>>7075736
Healthy teenage boys come to gaygen, are pumped with massive amounts of indecency, don't feel good and they change - HOMOSEXUALITY. Many such cases!

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Update:

it was fine, he just got here 20min late and had some wicked bed hair is a. We talked for 45 minutes and hit it off really well, and he agreed to go on a second date (!). We didnt really flirt much, we just talked about everyday stuff, but i dont think that matters too much. I made him laugh a lot.

Feels good man!

thx for all your support lads

>>7075772
He's never going to call you back, he just agreed to get away from you and end the date

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>>7075780

nice try, irishanon

you cant touch me

>>7075787
I'm just preparing you for the sad truth
Ultimately he's going to find someone else while you stop texting to study and go have casual sex , then break it to you that he just found someone and it ain't your fault

>>7075772
>>7075787

Once he finds out you're a grindr slut he will dump u feelgood

>>7075795
potato famine

>>7075797

he already knows m8.
hes like the first person i told about my grindr hookups, and hes the person who encouraged me to do them in the first place

and i know hes done similar stuff as well, although admittedly not quite as degenerate as the stuff ive done

>>7075803

Why did you become such a slut?

>>7074503
You're just bitter about my negativity.

>>7075800

Muslims raping kids and the cops covering it up.

ROTHERHAM

>>7075803
Well then he probably won't be contented being with one and will cheat

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>>7075807

it was a period of experimentation

it was super fun, but its not something im going to keep up forever - id rather just have a single reliable partner from now on. So im not really a slut, i just wanted to try it out and figure out whether i liked the lifestyle or not.

And why wouldnt i experiment with this stuff if i wanted to? this is the perfect time to do so, and its not like there are any real downsides to this stuff if you stay safe and are careful.

>>7075812

except that when we got really drunk he confessed that he was fed up of hookups and just wanted a proper boyfriend

face it, you cant poke ANY holes in this situation

Everyone knows the best time to experiment is when you're around age 12 and up.

I sucked off a friend when I was still in middle school

>>7075817
So does everyone but he'll get tired of your gaping hole and want something better.
If I had pizza for 60 days straight, if be sick if but I want pizza again if I had steak for 60 days after.
Hell go back to pizza is what I'm saying

>it's another "feel good shitposts and brags about being a normal scumbag" episode

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>>7075836

i hate these repeats

>>7075658
>4chan
>lgbt
>have bfs
Don't you know most of us here are sad no hope losers ?

>>7075658
Real or imaginary?

>>7075658
I have 4

Anyone remember Dante from the old days of gaygen? I found this on 8pol

http://webmshare.com/D3ZVz

>>7075871

makes me feel bad for him desu

altrighters are so sad

>>7075875

I think it's hilarious. He was a prick to everyone on here. Karma is real.

>>7075871
That volcano of ass is just as bad as the one not to be mentioned.

Okay, so now what do we do for the second date?

i was thinking a museum but idk if thats too 'intense' or something

>>7076049
>what do we do for the second date?
Get on your knees and worship.

>>7076049
Invite him over to meet your family then butt stuff

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>>7076059
>>7076062

he said he was interested in human biology.

Is a surgical museum gonna be ok or are multiple rooms entirely filled with pickled foetuses a no-no for romantic dates?

>>7076072
Probably

>>7076075

probably ok or probably a no-no?

>>7076072
>he was interested in human biology.
Let him go human biology on your ass.

or a picture book of human penises.

>>7076079
It's a no-no
He wants to biology your ass , help him study anatomy , naw I mean

>>7075658

I have one.
He tried to eat a frozen smucker's incrustable last night.
He's so cute. <3

>>7076096
>>7076080

not on the second date!

i want to take things slow and do things 'properly' for a change

>>7076119
Then impress him with your knowledge of the anatomy of the human penis.
With your mouth.

>>7076119
Tell him a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes then seductively oink at him

Dead gen

Anyone watching Westworld ? Thoughts?

Can you take your phone and computer charger along with you in your hand baggage on flights?

>>7076368
Yeah, I took both to London on my carry on.

>>7076359
I'm enjoying it so far, I love the whole machine self awareness/accidental development of artificial consciousness idea. Been trying to talk a friend into watching it with me.

>>7076397
No one cares zombii

Hi gaygen. I just wanted to apologize for all the mean things I've said to everybody. I got a bit carried away!

It's nothin personnel.

I hope everyone finds bfs teehee ^-^

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>>7076419
>still bitter

>>7076428
Wait for this
It was a JOKE
Incoming joke police
But yeah friend or like butt friend or like 7 inches in your throat friend

>>7076438
Are you alright man?

>>7076442
Have I ever been alright?

I'll phrase my thing clearer
>>7076397
Is it just a friend or are you planning on cuddling as the man in black scalps hosts?

>>7076462
Just a friend, for now.

>>7076471
So you're luring him with Westworld and your boy snatch? Fair enough

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>you will never know that feel

>>7076553
I think waking up with him wrapped around you and feeling his heartbeat is a better feel desu

>>7076553

...why not?
that doesnt seem like that difficult of a thjng to do

Do you find yourself attractive, /gg/?

Would you with some small changes?
Or are you just not your own type at all?

>>7076591

i think im attractive, yeah

not that id ever admit it IRL of course

>>7076591
I think I have a pretty face but I could lose weight

>>7076591
>Do you find yourself attractive, /gg/?
I might have some potential for it.

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>>7076591
Some days I do, some days I just see my own reflection and get so angry myself for being repulsive that I want obliterate myself. I'm not sure if that's reliant upon how I feel and perceive myself in the moment or whether I actually look good at all though.

I think there are a few changes I could make, but who knows if they would actually look better or worse with time. Would a smaller nose always look better or would I wake up one day thinking I preferred the earlier version? I'm too fucking fickle to ever trust myself to be happy with a permanent change. Why can't I be an amorphous blob?

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rate my boyfriend

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why dont you have a cute bf, gg?

>>7076723
I'm ugly as fuck desu so I can only get dregs

>>7076723
Wasn't that kid shown to be 16-17 and also to have released a sex tape while 17?

>>7076744
>17
>kid

>>7076753
I refer to anyone that is under 21 as kid, I don't mean it in the sense that he's a literal child. Though, in his case he looks and acts like one, he was still a minor and porn of anyone under the age of 18 constitutes as child porn.

>>7076729
so is the blonde guy here >>7076723
that's no excuse

>>7076793
But I'm ugly to everyone

>>7076804
>But I'm ugly to everyone

>>7076642
>I think I have a pretty face but I could lose weight

rolling my eyes @ you so hard

>>7076814
What I think about myself and the truth ate different things , I can only be so delusional

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>>7076824
But "the truth" in this case is nothing more than what you think is the truth, and thus still nothing more than an arbitrary opinion beholden to subjectivity.

The 'truth' from an external perspective would be that you are nothing more than a fleshbag, that some will find attractive and some will not based upon their own fleshy whims. That ultimately it isn't so black and white and you aren't utterly hopeless and as destined to be alone as you pretend to be. In the end, all that matters is if you think you're attractive enough to accept and seek out another person's positive opinion of you and if you allow yourself to be loved rather than shut yourself away, enforce your loneliness and complain about it all day on 4chan.

>>7076878
Nah feely , you're wrong soz and if I stop complaining this general dies desu

>>7075472
I've never had a poor first date...
Bad dates for the 2nd, 3rd, etc....

>>7076909
Well well mister outlier

>>7076723
This pic is cute but I wonder how long until the boy's heart is broken and the older guy realizes that wasn't love, but fleeting feeling of chemical attraction otherwise known as a crush. Two persons cannot connect on such a level if age difference is so big.

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>>7076896
>implying I'm feelbad
I didn't shove in any bragging anecdotes flaunting how good my life is and tell you that you shouldn't give up because a rich kid londoner blessed with good physical and mental genetics like him can overcome what little inconveniences they've faced in their privileged life.
I'm not some narcissistic self absorbed autist, I'm actually capable of seeing beyond my own perspective when dealing with other people, and looking at your case there is still a lot that can be done to help you.

The first step? Stop whining on 4chan. If this general dies without you, then it never deserved to live. You're acting as a crutch for one another when it's high time you learned to walk on your own.

>>7076947
>this feel good call out


is it hate feel good time already

>>7076947
I see where you're coming from but I just like having a little whine every now and again. Honestly sice I've gotten into college, I've been in my best mood for like 4 years. Esp since I'm destroying the course
>>7076965
It might be coarsely worded but
1) I assumed he was originally
2) he's not wrong

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>>7076965
YEAH BOY
HATE FEELGOOD TIME

Look at his little rat face
Why does he always look so scared? LMAO

>>7076947
>blessed with good physical and mental genetics
Was going to post this >>7076981 picture, but that guy beat me by a couple of seconds.

>>7076981
look at that wonky eye
and those pudgy tiny arms
im cackling his face is just so funny

>>7076981
Ok I'm sorry I started this now

>>7076359
Watching first episode tomorrow. I didn't like the trailer much but a friend recommended it to me and he's never been wrong when it comes to series.

>>7076988
I'm >>7076947 and I didn't mean to start this
He's pretty handsome now that he's grown into it more, but I know me saying that will just feed his huge ego and he'll probably think now that he's overcome the struggle of being shamed on 4chan he can start telling genuinely depressed and troubled people to just get over it because he could. I'm not sure if he just lacks social understanding and makes up for it with smarts in other areas or if he's just autistic, but he can't really empathize with other people and it pisses me off that he thinks he can try and peddle his ultimately self centered advice despite that. He holds everyone to the same standard as himself and doesn't even think for a second of how he could be doing more harm than good by posting.

>>7077006
But you can't trip

>>7076947
>good physical and mental genetics
i mean it's admirable he's trying, but he's definitely not genetically blessed.

>>7075344
I really need a free! bodypillow in my life desu

how to convince a "straight" guy that faggotry is fine?

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>>7077014
He's more blessed than most. He has a circle of guys he fucks, he's slutting it up with some genius twink, he's attending a good college and he's huge intellectual.

Then look at your average GG virgin, ugly, lonely, stupid on an innately cognitive level and probably a NEET. Would you think it's fair the former person try to tell the latter how to live despite never facing any real struggle besides the fact he was once a little fat?

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>>7077011
>He's pretty handsome
He really isn't, he looks like a little boy. I doubt he's all that smart either, he just comes across as trying too hard to appear nerdy. Just look at this shit, typical boring Reddit nerd who "loves science" likely because of the lame Cracked articles they read when they were younger.

>>7077029
Still seems below average to me. I might just have high standards though.

>>7077049
>>7077014
>sour grapes

>>7077049
He's apparently studying physics/maths or something at college and since he's rich his family buys him a ton of books.

>>7077049
>>7077029
>>7076989
What have I done?
My was ironic because I actually like him
>>7077005
It's great , HBO is basically pitching it as the next game of thrones and it looks to be shaping up to be that

>>7077057
>lol, sour grapes
This is like the 4chan version of a 15 year old girl calling anyone who criticizes them jealous.

>>7077057
I mean i'd still hit it. lol
But there are cuter twinks out there to slut it u with.

>>7077049
He goes to Oxford or Cambridge, so he must be pretty smart.

>>7077055
> I might just have high standards though.
I might still be an ugly kissless virgin though

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You're walking in a dark alley when suddenly you turn around and are faced with this grizzily visage. Before you can run it's too late, a flash blinds your eyes and you find yourself stunned.

He's taking another picture of himself.
and he's going to post it on 4chan!

What do you do?

>>7077082
What the fuck he legit looks like a serial killer

i cant imagine how ugly the guys he fucks must be

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>opening this thread
???

i didnt even do anything this time!

>>7076921
>how long until that boy's heart is broken
>implying he won't break grampa's heart first

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>>7077103
>hai gaiz its me your quirky resident feelgood
>look at me gaiz

hahahaha
pathetic

u suck

>>7077115

i know this is often posted as a generic insult, but i genuinely mean it 100% literally here:

why are you so mad?

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>>7077103
>implying it hasn't been you posting this whole time trying to get attention

>>7077075
Rich ≠ Intelligent

>>7077123

im definitely too vain to do that, even for attention

besides, i dont need any internet validation at the moment, im in an incredibly good mood after my date

>>7077125

wealth has nothing to do with getting into Oxbridge. i live in the UK, not America.

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>>7077120
i'm not mad i think it's hilarious
you are a joke and your existence makes me laugh

>>7077130

then why do you find me so risible?

>>7077127
"Oh no I'm rich and intelligent" must be so fucking hard.

I failed my leaving cert twice and have barely enough money for travel for the week

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>>7077148
>severely depressed and riddled with anxiety

>>7077157
How does this image work?

I just realized I'm not a 2/10 like I thought.
I am a 0/10.

KILL ME

>>7077134
I think everyone here has just grown tired of you constantly flaunting yourself and documenting your life, and when being faced with criticism of not only your attentionwhoring and making people feel worse with your terrible, blinded by privilege 'advice' you go "haha that's me I DO love attention, look I'm owning up to it so bringing it up mustn't be valid anymore!" to avoid confrontation.

>>7077141
Fucking this. This sums up your entire posting style, "Oh no I'm rich and intelligent, look at me and my anxieteh!"

No matter how smart you are or how much you work out, you'll never stop being an insufferable awful person at your core, I don't even know what to tell you, find a way to work it out on your own.

>>7077185
Each pixel is a certain color

>>7077188
are you me?
haha of course not, because i'm a -12/100

>>7077197
I should be in the negatives, but I didn't want to sound dramatic.

I am deformed and disgusting and should kill myself though.

>>7077190
Don't bring me into it
There's a time and place for his posting

>>7075780
Is that how you think all dates go?

>>7077203
I literally do not look human
I was spat out of my mothers womb with the deformed lobsided ugly igor face of a 200 year old man
people run when they see me come and i get arrested every time i set foot outside for being a cryptid
i leave a trail of slime and ooze wherever i go and I live in a shanty made from bones
i don't know how to speak out of typing i just make inhuman howls and grunting noises until they leave me alone
i once devoured a small child because mcdonalds wouldn't serve me anymore

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>>7076072
>Du temps que la Nature en sa verve puissante
>Concevait chaque jour des enfants monstrueux,
>J'eusse aimé vivre auprès d'une jeune géante,
>Comme aux pieds d'une reine un chat voluptueux.

Sigh...

>>7077213
I was trying to unnerve and sow doubt apparently vfeel good was the only one to cop on to it so maybe he is smart after all

>>7077190

I don't think theres much wrong with talking about gay issues on a gay general. And the only gay issues I really have experience with are my own, so those are the ones I post about. This general is frequently dead for 3-4 hours with no posts, so its not as if I'm overriding other, more interesting posts.

But you also want me to stop giving advice, which is the only other type of post that belongs on this general, so I don't fully understand what you want from me. You don't want me to ask about my gay-related problems/issues, but you also don't want me to respond to other people's.

Perception of privilege isn't something I can control, justified or not.

Avoiding confrontation isn't necessarily a bad thing, its just how I like to do things personally because generally internet arguments are pointless, and even more so on a website like 4chan. So it just seems like a waste of energy to shout into the void all the time.

I do (did?) have anxiety, serious enough that I missed half a year of highschool when I was younger and was doped up on SSRIs for longer. Its not something I'm just making up bruh.

The last bit isn't really anything except for a subjective statement i can't respond to.

Are those all of your problems with me? Because while I don't think you'll be happy with this post, I don't have much else to say about them.

>>7077228

Good taste. But "The Bad Glazier" is my favourite.
French: http://www.wikipoemes.com/poemes/charles-baudelaire/le-mauvais-vitrier205161469.php
English: https://100thmonkeypress.com/biblio/acrowley/downloads/translations/glazier/glazier.pdf

>>7077016
Presumably not of Haru though. Worst Free.

>>7077238
>gay issues
Is that what you call talking about your hair and constantly posting your "progress" pics? The only remotely gay issue you've talked about is fucking tons of guys and going on a date, which is utterly bland and uninteresting because it's never really about any issues it's just "HI GAYGEN LOOK AT THIS I HAVE A DATE AND HE DIDN'T TEXT BACK IN UNDER A MINUTE WHAT DO I DO!"

>so its not as if I'm overriding other, more interesting posts.
Just filling it with shitty ones that scare people away.

> but you also don't want me to respond to other people's
I never said that, I said I wanted you to stop being an autist incapable of comprehending other people's feelings or how to socialize and giving SHIT advice about things you clearly have nothing good to say about.

>Perception of privilege isn't something I can control, justified or not.
but it would be nice if it wasn't the only thing to you, if you were capable of existing beyond the bubble of condescending self obsession and actually focusing rather on the person you're giving your often unsolicited advice to rather than how you can just make yourself look better.

>Avoiding confrontation isn't necessarily a bad thing
It is in this case, where you think arguments are pointless but see your own posts as anything but and necessary to keep this general alive. It's a waste of energy to post any of the meaningless tasteless garbage you post all the time, but that never stops you. This point is simply one to use at your convenience if everyone else ignores the obvious double standard.

> serious enough that I missed half a year of highschool
Boo fucking hoo, is your life any worse for it? You're an oxbridge student with a thriving social life, your anxiety clearly wasn't and isn't that bad. Probably even less so when you consider the safety net of all that money and a supportive family.

> i can't respond to.
Refuse to acknowledge you mean.

>he says he'll call, but you know he won't

Weirdly, it's a good feel. I finally got experienced enough to recognize unexplicit rejection. Hope won't ever prolong my suffering again.

>>7077290
So you agree that I (at least partially) talk about gay issues, you don't mind me responding to to other peoples posts, and other than that you just dislike my personality/the way I was born.

I don't fully understand why we have a problem still. I dislike plenty of people's personal lives, but I just ignore them because a stranger on the internet doesn't really affect me. Why don't you do the same?

Takl about "scaring people away", jeez.

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>>7077273
pretty much, this one is objectively the best

>>7077307
Don't think so.

>>7077292
>unexplicit
A normal person would say 'implied'. Just saying.

>>7077301
>not even going to try and confront or change any of the issues brought up
lmao good old feelgood
making everything worse while also making it about himself

>>7077326

The issues you bring up are just flung personal insults. theres no "evidence" or argument I can provide to change your mind about things like:
>my privilege
>my personal character
>my intentions

So why bother?

>>7077320
Implied rejection would mean that it was, well, implied in some way. Saying you'll call is the exact opposite of implying that you won't call.

I was walking to a friend's house and this old guy in this white truck slows down next to me and goes "psst! psst! " and with the CREEPIEST FUCKING OLD MAN FACIAL EXPRESSION whispers at me "hey wanna suck my dick? my dick?" and i'm like what?? can't possibly have heard what i did.. and he goes and does it again with that fucking half-disgust half-hungry expression on his face and i just kinda stand there like oh my god what and he keeps asking and i'm like lol wtf nope and walk away.

>>7077342
There's a difference in meaning there between it being implied by the person and being implied by the circumstance. Bitchtits.

>>7077340
Whatever. Just stay a pampered self absorbed baby who takes themselves too seriously and I'll call you out on it every time you act like one.

>>7077360

except you didn't "call me out on it", you just went off on some massive rant when I wasn't even here.

you just shit up the threads for no reason, just like you get mad at me for supposedly doing.

>>7077364
Whatever you need to tell yourself :)
Don't you have somewhere else to brag about yourself?

>>7077378
Now who's evading the issues?

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Whats the least painful way to kill myself?

>inb4 OLD AGE XD

>>7077390
Just will yourself to death.

>>7077390
Buy lots of drug and od

>>7077394
But my names not Will

>>7077395
What kind of drugs? I know that it can be painful to die from some. I read about a dude who vomitted and shit everywhere for 5 hours after ODing before passing out and then he woke up the next day anyway.

Need something I can get my hands on. Nembutal is too hard to get.

>>7077403
I was thinking like crack or meth , shoot up a fuck ton and pass into the night

>>7077403
>But my names not Will
Then legally change it to Will.
Unless the related costs of changing your name auses you such tremendous pain that you will never do it.
But in that case you might as well hoard riches and become a dragon 'n shit.

>>7077349
Thank you for giving us a preview of your contribution to the upcoming issue of "Things that Never Happened"

>>7077390
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

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>>7077410
Where can I get that? Keep in mind I don't have ANY friends or family. I have not had a conversation with another person face to face for over a year.

Is there some deepweb site I can order it online from? Gonna go full Sarah Lynn on this shit.

I just begged my friend to have sex with me. I wonder how he will reply. I just cheated on my girlfriend with him Saturday by sucking his dick. Told him I want to have my first gay sex with him.

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>>7076591

Not at all. If I wasn't a lazy prick and lost weight and got /fit/ i would be 7/10 tops.

But I'm trying again all be it slower this time.

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>>7077443
Take your time, but don't let the passing of time take with it your motivation. Stick with it!

Think about where you would be now if you started working out consistently this time last year. You can do it. Our hopes and dreams lie with you!

>>7077425
Idk I don't do drugs, but it's an option man
>>7077443
Albeit* you fat fuck
>>7077437
Hopefully ok bro , good luck

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>>7077452

You just want to see me all muscled. lol
>>7077459

I speak American thank you.

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>>7077472
Maybe I do. You got a problem with that bub?

I've never been so glad in my life to fuck dudes.
>At work
>New people have to fill in registration forms
>Woman fills in one for each of her four kids
>None of the kids have the same last name as each other, or her.
>Her 6 year old boy asks her why they all have different names
>She's too busy on her phone to answer

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>>7077501

Not at all.

>>7077481
Did you see them make out? He could still be gay. Or bi.

>>7077501
>The thirst

>>7077459
I hope so too. I mean if I got him hot and bother enough to pull his pants down surely we can have sex right? He's seen/touched my dick too. He did feel guilty about it though and I have since broken up with my girlfriend.

>>7077481

By the power vested in me by the gay gods I bless you with the power to turn men gay! Amen!

>>7077537
Yeah like hopefully it works out, it should

>>7077546
plot twist:none of them end up gay for him specifically

>>7077568
Story of my life.
So many cute gay guys in my area, none of them would touch me.

Wow this thread really really makes me think

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post your husbando

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>>7077646

That you would rather be straight?

>>7077652

All day everyday day.

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>>7077652

A,B or C

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>>7077652
Hes mine and nobody elses

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>>7077652

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>>7075344

I hope it goes well.

I was diagnosed with Asperger's when I was 12.

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>>7077666
>666
>commie scumbags

>>7077680

Lincoln was a protocommunist

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>>7077667

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>>7077688
>takes the bait

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>>7077652
Not posting the best DD husbando.

>>7077652
No pic but ash Williams from evil dead

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>>7077696

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>>7077728

;3c

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What's everyone up to today?

>>7077762
Just chilling,watched nerve earlier
It's been pretty easy, you?

>>7077703
I was gonna post fourny or valmiro but neither of them truly take my heart the way Grigori does. I'd drink his cloudwine all day

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Chubby guys are kewl for the get!

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>>7077777

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>>7077777

>>7077777
>get on a slow board
I am impressed

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>>7077777

>>7077777
Fair play by

>>7076981
>>7077082

Why we posting 12 year olds ?

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>>7077807

Don't hate. ;3

>>7077866

more of this

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>>7077882

Don't enable me. Also I'm outta here. Enjoy muh get.

>>7077893

C U T E

>>7077893
>>7077866
I'd hate to be a 2d fat guy like I could have been anything and they made me fat ffs

>>7076981
C-cute.
Who's this?

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Hey you predatory sex pests of /gaygen/, how's it going? Practicing any of that formerly criminal sodomy?

>>7077959
It's feelgood when he was like 15-16 before he started working out

Bet that's just your type, ya pedo

>>7077991
stop shaming people for finding boys capable of sexual activity hot
if he can cum or jack off then he can be fucked and enjoy it =)

>>7078072
deadly pedo christcuck sneak detected
enjoying your evening you dogshit long dank 420 scum?

>>7077893
>>7077866
>>7077777
disgusting, got tricking into fucking a fatty, I'm thinking "i'm here, i'm horny, how bad could it be"

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>>7078114
dogshit post from dog shitposter :)

What are some LEGAL drugs I can use to lose weight?

>inb4 prescription garbage

>>7078159
Caffeine is an appetite suppressant.

>>7077991
I don't like fit guys.

Do you have a picture of Irishanon?

>>7078172
I'm scared to drink caffeine past 10 am because I have trouble sleeping at night.

>>7078159
It's called threadmill.
You can also try a pool.

>>7078181
I'll hold you until you sleep.

>>7078185
>exercise
Yes I need to do that, but I'm pretty sure not eating a lot is more important.

>>7078185
>I'll hold you until you sleep.
Texas?

>>7078187
Both are important and essencial to your health.

>Texas
Hell

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>see a qt guy with a 12/10 ass
>like goddamn never seen one this fine
>go talk with him
>he's straight, has a girlfriend

>>7078307
If it helps you feel better, he probably wouldn't have been into you even if he did like guys.

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>>7078307
How does it feel to be a sexually broken freak? Every time your pitiful tiny cock throbs and drools, it's a sure sign you're lusting after another straight guy.

>>7078315
Not even a dog would hump your leg, faggot. So why are you so smug?

>>7078325
Feels good, man.

>>7078315
Yes it does. Thanks, bro.

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>>7078329
>Feels good, man.
Happy to hear it.

>>7078307

>see a qt guy w thiqq beefy arms and baratiddies
>goddamn wanna snuggle that boy
>go talk with him
>he's there to meet a guy for a date
>it's me i'm the guy
>snuggle him up during a movie and then go out and eat and talk

uguuu~~

>>7078394
h-heh same

How you doin?

>>7078394
ITT: likely stories from the village idiot

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>>7078399

Good but I ain't banged this boy yet so a little bit sexually frustrated

Is it too much to ask a person what they find about you to be unattractive? I feel like if it's something they can improve upon that they should be given the criticism . I asked a crush of mine this and he didn't answer. Are people really that afraid of hurting others feelings? I mean it was already done at rejection. Like if a fat person approaches you and you don't date fat people I feel you should tell them it's exactly that. That way they could move on better. I'm I wrong in thinking this?

>>7078417
>a little bit sexually frustrated
you don't even know, i need to find a specialist that's not booked through to January because i am an asshole and slut but I'm not that much of and asshole and slut.

>tfw getting stormtrooper armor

T-there are guys who like nerdy chubby boys cosplaying, right?

>>7078537
I like boys, yes. Post belly.

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>>7078544
I'm actually eating some Doritos and soda. Watching twilight zone the movie, am too lazy to take a decent pic now.

>>7078557
hair makes everything better
gosh i need to start taking testosterone shots

>>7078544
>post belly
you entitled degenerate shit
>>7078561
get out you thigh dick transman

>>7078519
I'm sorry, could you say that again?

>>7078563
I am not trans, just not very masculine unfortunately. I wish I was trans though, women can turn to real manly looking guys.

What the hell can I do to look like a man?

>>7078571
Closed casket is probably the best option.

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>>7078557
>Doritos and soda.
just say doritos and mtn dew
>tfw nooone like skinny and hairy and shaving make you feel like you rolled in cactus 2 days later.

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>tfw no hairy bf

>>7078561
Well I'm very hairy.
Too bad people relate hair with being the Dom.
I just wanted to be a submissive little whore nerdy chubby guy.

>>7078583
Would there be any other way to go?
Hmm. I think we could watch all the seven Star Wars movies together.

>>7078588
just don't clean your shower drain, after a weak you'll have a free body pillow.

>>7078589
That's hot.

>tfw too submissive in general despite wanting to top and be dominating

>>7078589
>chubby
you will never be a sub, hair just makes it worse.

you have to put in effort to maintain your body if you want to be a sub, hairless toned guy and hairy skinny guy are even hairless fat guy>>>>>>>>>>>>you

>>7078598
>tfw no nerdy bf whom I can make nerdy jokes and references and have cosplay fuck

I could be a dominating Kylo Ren for, anon.

>>7078589
There's not a single gay who's really dominant. Gays just have bad relationships with their fathers, which is why they're all subs.

>>7078604
Eh. I say chubby to resume the following: I got a lot of fat on my belly and on my thighs, but on the rest I'm fairly skinny.

>>7078613
Well, I'm bi, so...

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>>7078593
>Hmm. I think we could watch all the seven Star Wars movies together.
>seven Star Wars
why not just include the holiday special and say eight you piece of human trash

>>7078620
Just say you want to see it you silly silly anon. Not like we won't use it to make out and other naughty stuff.

>>7078619
>bi
You got to pick a team before you can play, sport.

>>7078628
Oh i know what Netflix and chill means i sometimes don't even bother to maintain the pretense. We're watching from my bed from the get go.

captcha: one way

>>7078645
I've picked my team yet.
The team that's called "I love everyone".

>>7078652
Your bed? Hmm. May I use one of my Star Wars shirts, my boxers and nothing else, dear anon?~

Don't worry. I won't maintain the "here to watch movies only" pose.

Is it weird to invite a guy to my book club if we've only had about ten minutes of direct interaction ?

>>7078684
Do eeeeeeet

>>7078691
OK. I feel pretty confident, but I just wanted a second opinion. In my defense, it is a very small book club (and by that I mean that there are only three people, myself included) and we've been trying to recruit more members. I just don't know if he's even into reading.

>>7078662
>team "I love everyone"
TOP KEK! You can't dupe me with your politically correct sloganeering. Why don't you embrace a landmine if your love is so indiscriminate.
A lover of all is a lover of none, anon. Just admit you're a confused little fairy with commitment issues and we'll take it from there. Honestly? Biscum is nothing to be aspired to.

>>7078718
I'd love a landmine.
I've had emotional relationships with cars, pft.

Can't you just accept bisexuality is something real?

>>7078662
>Star Wars shirts, my boxers
won't work, i top, if i bottom i've met a guy who makes me want to be submissive and put in the effort to be a sub cunt for him.

>>7078767
Okay. You top, anon.
Should I be naked, then?

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>>7078753
>Can't you just accept bisexuality is something real
>I've had emotional relationships with cars
Was your jalopy a boy or a girl?

How do I get a fat meaty butt without going to the gym(I have super anxiety)?

I tried squats but that just gave me tree trunk legs/thighs that emphasise my flat deflected saggy behind.

Is there a neck lengthening surgery?

What's the appropriate board for plastic surgery discussion?

>>7078772
>Okay. You top, anon.
>Should I be naked, then?
are you a bigger bitch than me 5'11 130lbs?

>>7078813
This sounds like a bad idea.

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>>7078813
This old woman might have an answer for you.

>>7078825
There's no such thing, haven't you ever heard of CERN?

>>7078817
I'm 6'0", and I'm weighing 83 kilograms.
Inside the requirements to be a stormtrooper.

>>7078839
>>7078825
Wait nvm, I remembered I wish I want to be shorter.

Being 5'9" sucks, so mediocre and average.

get some new material idiot. you have been haing this shit on for like over eight-12hour. just suck his cock so you shut the fuck up.

>>7078915
Who?

>>7078885
I dunno. 5'9" is pretty good. Not too small but small enough to be super qt.

>>7078684
Check out this fucking nerd in a book club.

Nice pocket protector, bro.

is it slutty if i post nudes to him first, he shirtless in the pic anyways. were texting and im kinda leading into it or is that too much

CAPTCHA JUMEX HOTEL

>>7079054
You'd think clownshoes would have a sense of humor to match his footwear. Looks like he's just got a temper to match his dick, short.

>>7078965
Here in Texas 5'9" feels almost tall...

Where are all the qt tall boys at?

>>7079054
If you saw my book club then I don't think you would call us nerdy. The guy who started it is a farm worker with many homemade tattoos.

>>7079124
Whatever nerd.

Probably, like, Harry Potter tattoos or something.

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Which would you rather date
>Guy that shares interests, kinks, is relatively your ideal bf physically wise
>But he's long distance and you only see him once a month, on the weekend
>Still message and call and shit though
Or
>Guy that shares interests somewhat, but is into things you dont like, i.e. if its music he likes artists you dont like etc.
>Not into your more kinkier kinks; basic stuff maybe
>Not your exact physical tastes; i.e. if you like cute guys he's only cute but in a way thats noticeably worse than choice one
>But you can meet them whenever because they live in your city

>>7079142
or shitlers zelda tattoo

>>7079255
What you're asking is if anyone would date someone who wasn't special to them out of convenience then? I imagine most everyone would.

In that scenario you could just go live with the first guy if he's so fucking perfect though couldn't you.

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>>7079255
>choosing to date people that you cannot see regularly

>>7079055
If anyone texted me nudes, I would assume that they were probably a whore or something,

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>>7078519
You are overthinking the situation, friend. There are a lot of reasons someone might not like you. You could be ugly, or boring. But I don't know you, so it isn't my place to say. Lastly, you just might not be his type. I've had hot stud msucleboys hit on me before, but they were not my type so I rejected them.

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> Straight crush at work chooses the bathroom stall next to me and we piss in unison
> Tfw hearing the piss come out of his dick is the closest I'll ever get to him

Just end me now senpai

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>>7079663
an hour too late anon but it's just scruff. made a judgement call and sent shirtless too and he seemed to like it. Might still think im a whore anyway but atleast less so.

>>7075855
a bunch of single depressed guys looking for guys with other single depressed guys also looking for guys, kek

>>7079986
why haven't we all paired up yet

>>7080008
because social autism

How can you be attracted to a sex that has hair between their ass cheeks like wtf is wrong with you

>>7080167
>what is waxing
>what is shaving

>>7075803
>not quite as degenerate as the stuff ive done
I smell stories

>>7076591
Never thought so, but wherever I just post my face people mostly say I'm cute or good looking. And I'm not talking hugboxes, but grindr and discords

>>7080167
That hair stores delicious nuggets that helps sexual arousal

>>7080175
That region? Painful I'd imagine.

>>7080193
waxing is always painful

shaving is fucking ezpz

>>7075828
>If I had pizza for 60 days straight, if be sick if but I want pizza again if I had steak for 60 days after.


fag logic

>>7080192
Irishanon I....I THINK YOU'RE CUTE

>>7080238
Where do you think we are ?
>>7080246
Thanks bro, you too

Is anal masturbation similar to wanking in that you need to have an erotic mood/scene/image in your mind in order to start getting the buildup and then orgasm?

>>7080540
huh your post got me thinking.

guys can normal sex be too vanilla to cum from?

>>7080540

I mean, that's really a personal thing, you know.
Some people don't need that tinder.

>>7080556

but still, i mean, yes.

>>7077069
Do you really have to even ask that question? This is /lgbt/ and gaygen, we're all a bunch of 15 year old girls

>>7081366
That's not a question, Anon.

>>7075709
We could create one