Gay General

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>TFW nothing is sexier than a shirtless guy with his arms up so you can see some of the hair under his arms

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>>7071424
That comic is nasty tbqh

>>7071451
Gays are nasty. See >>7071449

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>>7071451
deathbulge is GOAT u pleb

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first proper date ever tomorrow

wish me luck!!

>>7071471
Nope. If you don't have a stutter, you're going to develop one overnight.

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>>7071467
I like deathbulge, but that comic in particular is just weird.

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>>7071477

its fairly obvious the artist is low-key a homosexual with a pits fetish desu

not that thats a bad thing

>>7071451
Stop promoting getting blacked.
It's no bueno

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>>7071488

1. there are no black guys in that pic
2. there is literally nothing wrong with having sex with a black man

>>7071494
Bestiality is illegal.

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>>7071482
That's gay.

>>7071494
Look at the hands
Wrong

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>>7071502
edgy

>>7071505
>not understanding lighting

>>7071507
There's nothing wrong with having those urges, anon. You've just got to learn to keep them in check.

>>7071507
Not understanding jokes
Damn shame, I've countless defended anyone fucking anyone

>>7071515

aren't jokes supposed to be... funny?

>>7071515
ITS NOT A JOKE IF NOBODY GETS IT EXCEPT FOR YOU

JOKES ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND RELY ON MULTIPLE PARTIES YOU FUCK

ITS JUST A BIZARRE NONSEQUITER THAN YOU'VE SOMEHOW TWISTED INSIDE YOUR INSANE LITTLE MIND TO MAKE IT *SEEM* LIKE A COHERENT SENTENCE

>>7071519
>>7071522
I found it funny
And this even funnier.
I love this, I guess I could call it banter or baiting

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>>7071424
>mfw when I huff a dudes pits
It's like 10cc's of man, I love it

>>7071467
Goals

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Oh boy, it's a bully that one dude episode.

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>>7071514
im going to have sex with a black guy tonight, and there is nothing you can do to stop me
na naa ne na na

>>7071528
I don't really like the man stink thing. But seeing a little guy get horny from smelling my pits is pretty hot.

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>>7071528

how do i ask to huff a dudes pits without making things weird

pls help

>>7071475

fuck you, leatherman

>>7071541
Try not to get aids
Ha ha

>quit shit food cold turkey and stick with a strict three meal diet consisting of one serving of white meat plus veggies, at most steamed (drink the water afterwards, too), plus a multivitamin just in case
>debloat in a week, gain massive amounts of energy, hair seems healthier, thicker, and isn't falling in strands, just the odd hair sometimes
>lethargy and apathy are gone
Try being healthy, anons. It feels like a miracle.

>>7071545
I wouldn't ask. Just sort of stick your face in while cuddling post sex.

If it weirds him out hell let you know. Lol

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>>7071545
>how do i ask
You don't. Just go for it.
Lift his arm and shove your face in there.

>>7071561
It is pretty great. I need to get back into food prep.

>>7071566
Accurate. You could work your way there. Odds are he won't mind.

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>>7071566
>>7071564

thanks!

>>7071541
Why would I stop the likes of you from getting AIDS and a good mugging? Enjoy yourself, anon!

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>>7071571
That's my boy.
Go get 'em, tiger.

>>7071545
>fuck you, leatherman
Nice one, b-b-baby.

>>7071561
Being healthy makes you healthy? Holy shit.

>>7071589
are you single, clownshoes-senpai?

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>tfw too wide hips
Why continue living?

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>>7071494
He's a cutie. Here have this. I thinks he's a cutie too.

>>7071601
Abundantly.

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>>7071561
>tfw follow a similar routine
>porridge or weetabix for breakfast, fish and veggies for dinner, eggs and toast for supper, ran out of vitamins currently but I was on multivitamins for a couple of months too
>drink 4+ litres of water every day for the past year
>go for a 2+ hour run/walk every night, do tons of squats and stuff every now and then
>still depressed and miserable

LMAO

>>7071603
Just take big dicks , jeez
>>7071608
At least post attractive black guys

>>7071603
Go to femgen and make use of your assets. Become the sissy you were destined to be.

>>7071621
I can't and don't want to make it as a femboi though, I'm too masc otherwise

>>7071619
True, depression doesn't go away with a healthy lifestyle. Go with psychiatry instead.

>>7071619
Maybe the soul does exist and if you have one and treat it right , you feel good

>>7071603
Naw. You're lucky. Get to squatting and you'll have a ridiculous 10/10 butt and get all the dick

>>7071635
>Maybe the soul does exist
Nope.
Already consumed it.

>>7071626
>too masc
You sad little man.

>>7071639
B-but I look disgusting, no woman will ever want me when I tire of men
>>7071643
Y-you too

>>7071626
Masc is fine. Masc guys have the best asses, since they actually lift.

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what's your worse nightmare gg?

>>7071644
Men don't want you either, but a hole's a hole.

>>7071653
Waking up as clownshoes.

>>7071653
Places full of faggots like you!

>>7071653
Dating someone who posts here

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>>7071653
Life

>>7071644
Naw women like big butts to, as long as you're fit.

>>7071471

kys feelgood

>>7071653
Family member getting cancer or another wasting disease and having to slowly watch them sicken and die.

>>7071529

You mean bully feel good. He is always trying to get us to burn coal.

>>7071679
Isn't that practically guaranteed though? People tend to die after some time.

>>7071684
He's trying to get you to get blacked by chinkeradoos

>>7071666
>he is too uggo to find a gaygen bf

TOP KEK

>>7071700
Bitch please, being a consistent trip nets like 5 guys at least jumping on this cock, shame they're all nuts

>>7071694
Some not soon enough.

>>7071634
I tried it. It can't help me, I was already doing most of what they were suggesting.

>>7071698

How can anyone be topped by a chinamen when they have small dicks?


Might as well fuck a ftm

>>7071710

Low standards :^)

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>>7071679
Diddo

>>7071719
Sucks for you, I've stopped be depressed and stopped hearing voices
>>7071721
Tight asshokes
And I just want hot guys that aren't psychos

>>7071730
Never stopped being a loser though

>>7071738
Says the depressed loser

>>7071730

Good luck finding that. All gays are at least a tad psycho

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>>7071730
>hot guys that aren't psychos
Virtually non-existent.
Hot guys always fall under one of 3-4 psychological profiles, and they're all intolerable.

>>7071738

Come to America and be my friend fatty fucker ;3

>>7071745
>>7071743
We might have different views of hot, so who knows

>>7071745

We know. You're one of em

>>7071653
Possibly going blind to be fair, or deaf. Any of the senses really, I couldn't live like that, not after having them anyway.

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>>7071755
I don't think I'm hot or nuts.
Care to elaborate?

>>7071742
Says the oversensitive easily triggered loser

>>7071747
come to brazil :)))

>>7071764

Hush you mouth and post dick or at least bod.

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>>7071783
How do I look guise?

>>7071774
At least Im doing good in life, you fucking waste of a sperm and egg

>>7071694
It doesn't have to be an irrational fear to be your greatest.

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>>7071783

>>7071788
Cheesus Crisp, I thought you two were friends?

>>7071774
>brazil
Post Brazilian bubble butt bb.

>>7071788
Nice dubs. Pity about that insult though.

>>7071808
It's just banter
When are you going on holiday btw? :) >>7071820
Why do you like zombie ?

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>>7071653

finding out that all of my friends are only pretending to like me and in fact laugh about me behind my back

failing my studies

getting some kind of disease or injury that causes me to shit myself uncontrollably

asking someone for something and getting blanked

sleeping

being judged as inadequate by someone i respect

dropping out of university

accidentally killing someone and living with the guilt

high stairs

thats about it though

>>7071721

there is no significant difference in dick size between ethnicities. all of those stats come from debunked 70s studies or self-reported surveys - all current evidence points to all races having the same average dicksize.

>>7071603

go fridgemode to take advantage of them

>>7071824
I don't like any of you tripfags. But if you're going to draw attention to yourselves, you could at least be entertaining.

>>7071788
Is that what you call being an unfunny and unlovable little potato? Clearly you've got more issues going on that just hearing voices if you think that's the case ;)

>>7071824
It was hard hitting banter.

Next weekend now, can't wait. Haven't done a thing to get ready though hah, still need to change my money into Euros and get clothes packed and stuff.

The exchange rate is bad now, 1.10 Euros to the pound I think. Not even sure how much I'll need, I'm gonna take €500 I suppose, should be more than enough, almost all of it will be going on fuel!

>>7071838
>finding out that all of my friends are only pretending to like me and in fact laugh about me behind my back
Talk about letting your imagination run away with you, anon!

>>7071764

you're hot, objectively speaking
that isn't really arguable.

i kind of want you to rail me, even though i normally go for beefy dudes

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>>7071860
How often do beefy dudes go for you, your majesty?

>>7071869

not often. its only happened twice so far, and one of those times it wasn't a cute beefy guy so i declined.

b-but theres still plenty of time, im still pretty young and stuff

>>7071838

i want top middle smashed ontop of me

>>7071875
Tick-tock, faggot! Enjoy your solitude.

>>7071846
Aww I forgot my job is being entertaining on this Polynesian shitshow
>>7071847
Weak sauce
>>7071848
Lol when I was doing the opposite it was like .85 euro to pound ... Brexit

>>7071891

i am like 60% sure i have a more active sex life than you desu

ive kind of calmed down a bit now, but its been pretty nuts for the last 6 months

>>7071892
Sorry man. I'm not actually very good insulting people, so you'll just have to follow your usual routine and find a way to get upset all by yourself.

Why must I be so ugly

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How do you feel about happy trails?

>>7071903
You deserve to suffer for being hideous on the inside.

>>7071901
>ive kind of calmed down a bit now, but its been pretty nuts for the last 6 months
I'm glad you've given your hand a break.

>>7071902
Nah you just have to do it "accidentally" then do the perfunctory "oh noooooooooooo"

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>>7071920

>>7071920

i like them when their kempt. my happy trail is pretty good until it gets below my belly button, then it gets a little curly and messy, which i dont really like that much.

>>7071922

b i t e m e

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>>7071860
>that isn't really arguable

Not true. I'm short (5'10), skinny (ew), and don't have a great face being really really honest.

"Hot" usually means there's a good consensus behind it.
It's not like I'm getting modeling/gogo offers over here.

I appreciate your enthusiasm but it really isn't the case.

>>7071923
I'm not responsible for you getting easily upset, I'm not going to keep apologizing or feeling sorry for you anymore, you can get fucked if you're going to act like this over one petty little event that was obviously sarcastic.

Get off 4chan if you're going to take it so seriously.

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>schedule date for tomorrow
>he agrees on the place
>then disappears without confirming the time

What the fuck. Is he on or not? I replied within like 2 minutes, theres no way he didn't see this message. But if he wanted to blank me, why agree to come at all? Arrrrgggghhhhhhhh

FUCK

>>7071993
Go there, wait, and if he doesn't show up throw a fuss and cry.

>>7072005

idk about throwing a fuss, but i can definitely do the rest of those things

>>7071984
This sure doesn't seem like banter to me.

>>7071993
Just ask again or send "???" and if he doesn't reply go there anyway and hope he turns up. If he doesn't reply or turn up then feel free to be upset.

>>7071972

Don't you slam bara ass??

>>7071984
Did I push a button ? :3
>>7071993
Sounds about right

>>7072019
It was originally banter but irishanon took it to heart then started acting like a dick when it wasn't warranted. Should've listened to chuckles when he said irish was crazy or that I shouldn't feel bad.

>>7072020

i dont want to seem too clingy though, even though i totally can be

i think ill just leave it and turn up. eek.

>>7071838
>finding out that all of my friends are only pretending to like me and in fact laugh about me behind my back
Is this normal ? I thought I was the only one who has this fear.

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>>7072022
Not exactly on a regular basis.

>>7072037
No I'm just bantering back it's not being a dick at all
Just don't take it to heart silly. Jeez

>>7072045

Well that means you're at least a 7 if that is the case.

>>7072042
Why would getting a confirmation that you're not wasting your time be clingy? Anyone would act the way you are in this situation. Clarification is important in these scenarios, he'll understand.

>>7071948
Looks like I've already taken a bite out of you. Though maybe that was a mistake. With such an active sex life, neither of us knows where you've been!

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>>7072058
I guess that's fair.

But let's be real, who wants a 7?

>>7072110

didnt you legit get mistaken for a professional model on year ~1.5 years ago?

you clearly know that you're hot af, its annoying that you pretend you dont

>>7072074

okay i replied with some questionmarks.
if this goes south i 100% blame you.

>>7072110


I want to slap u in the face right now.

>>7072117
Poor little faggot is starved for physical contact.

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>>7072116
>didnt you legit get mistaken for a professional model on year ~1.5 years ago?

Definitely not.

>you clearly know that you're hot af
Wrong. If I was hot af I'd have modeling/gogo contracts, and get laid way more often.

You don't need to take my word for it, just look at the facts.

>>7072117
Git at me you silly cunt

>>7072116
Wow I can't believe you ACTUALLY did that. You're so clingy! He's gonna think you're an obsessive stalker now!

But for real, don't feel even a bit bad for having the courage to express your concern or confusion, even if it was in such a tiny way. If it makes you feel better, put yourself in his shoes, if you were him would you run for the hills at the sight of someone wanting an answer to their question?

>>7072155
At least he's got someone to cling to. You've just got your own dick to hold at night.

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>>7072191

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>move in to a new town and meet a bit nerdy guy, not tumblr SJW but not full /pol/ tier either
>not sure if he's gay but just hang out with him and watch anime, have nice conversations and feel comfortable with him
>have a cursh but try not to get too hopeful
>last night leaving his place, he says "wait" and pulls me into a hug
>today he sends a message asking if I feel like he does, because I'm more than a friend to him

>>7072205
He fucking nailed you

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>>7072205
>mfw his gif game weak
Nice one, sport.

>>7072256
He's toying with your feelings.

The moment you say you feel the same he'll out you and humiliate you in public.
Everyone will laugh and you end up killing yourself.

Stay in the closet, it's safer there.

>tfw he says he loves you.

>>7072278
That's a hard D red dread
>>7072256
I say punch his boys snatch while you still can
>>7072291
That's a big difference

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>>7072291
I'll bet he's sincere. Hope you feel the same way!

>>7072155

i dont mean to overreact or anything but its been 30 minutes and he hasn't answered and now im going to kill myself

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>>7072256
What a legitimately touching story.

>>7072309
Well, if he's not going to answer, it's only fair you don't either. Send me postcards from hell, sodomite.

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>>7072261

>>7072256
This >>7072281
You should probably skip town, hope your lease expires soon.

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>>7072291
Good feels

>>7072296
My fingers are too fat for my kb

>>7072303
I do, it was was an adorable, cute and beautiful moment all rolled into one.

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>>7072334

It truly is a wonderful feel isn't it?

>>7072348
Well good luck man, hopefully you feel the same so there's no weirdness :)

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>>7072327
Just what do you think you're looking at?

>>7072348
It's nice you have something wonderful in your life to look back on when it's over.

>>7072334
It feels amazing. Sp

>>7072362
I doooooo

>>7072375
You're right anon, but you'll be long dead by the time that happens <3

>>7072379
Save that for him ok :3

>>7072394
He gets it everyday when I bring him lunch at work.

>>7072392
What do you take me for? A mayfly?
"Will you still love me tomorrow?..."

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>>7072364

>>7072426
Gym time anon sorry but this convo is over xoxoxo

>>7072422
Hot damn, I meant the wedding "I do" but sure

>>7072435
Maybe while you're working out you can think of a comeback.
I'll say hi to your lover boy for you. xoxoxo

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>hurrhurr being underweight is a good problem to have

>>7072448
Wedding? Lol let's not get crazy

>>7072451
>a comeback

You color me far more interested than i really am buttercup.

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>mfw I realize that sadon is acting just like a typical fat person
>mfw he thinks its hard to gain weight

Must be your genetics :^)

>>7072467
No, I just color you buttercup yellow. Now don't you have an appointment with a dumbbell?

Is having a threesome with a couple I know the best way to have my first time. I'm questioning if I'm gay, but maybe two guys at the same time is too much

>>7072485
It's probably not the best way. Strangers are preferable and don't remember your mistakes.

>>7072427
I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't a whole room full of basic white girls, Zombii. I guess that's where you got your name. So hungry for brains, but nothing except a soft rotten skull to keep them in.

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>>7072480
It is hard to gain weight when you're actually out and about in the world and not a NEET.

>>7072467
Lol no worries, maybe it's the tinnitus but I keep hearing wedding bells

>>7072513
I mean you're not wrong, but are you gonna go somewhere with this or just state the obvious?

>>7072591
Just thought you needed a reminder. You're welcome!

I have recently considered changing up how I shave and groom. What do you guys do in general.

>>7072627
shave my mustache and neck every 2 ish days and, i let my chin hair grow out. i will have to shave everyday in spring so i'm enjoying my goattee while i can
get a haircut every now nd then. that's it

what to say when you want to talk to someone on a app, we talked before so he's atleast a bit intrested. I'm shit at conversation unless the ball is already rolling.

>>7072605
It's a pretty impersonal reminder, friend. Vague words with no real basis or force behind them. I know you can do better than that, you know you can do better. So why don't you?

>>7072641
"Hello friend, suck my cock?"

Looking for a bro-tier twink to take as much semen as my balls can pump out and not tell anyone
Not gay, just stressed

>>7072654
You have no depth of character to penetrate.

>>7072706
Haha you said penetrate

>>7072702

have you tried grindr?

>>7072750
I want to keep it quiet

>>7072706
Now that's just a quitters excuse. If you truly thought I had no depth of character, you wouldn't even acknowledge me, I wouldn't be worth the words, and yet here we are.

Hell, there's even some stuff in this thread you can use if you're creative. You are creative, aren't you anon? This isn't just some sad half assed lashing out at the nearest target?

>>7072753

So? You can keep things quiet on grindr. Just use a torso/bulge pic so nobody can identify your profile.

>>7072765
No Facebook sign up or real names required?

>>7072753
Mention that you want discretion and only want to get blown, and don't show your face. You can mention you're straight, some guys go nuts over that.

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>>7072677
but its his cock i'm after but you got the idea

>>7072768

Nope. It requires no information at all to set up a grindr account. Though if you dont at least put up a pic not many people are gonna wanna hook up with you.

>>7072768
Nope, just an email address and no confirmation. I always just make up fake google emails when signing up as I tend to create a new account every few weeks.

>>7072776
Will have a wank then make a decision
Thanks

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Whats a good opening topic of conversation for a date?

pls help me, i have the autism

>>7072784
that seems rather counterproductive anon

>>7072794
You make bad life decisions when horny
Anyway the app says it want my App Store email so i won't be installing it

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>>7072790
"which chinese character do you self insert as during sex!?"

>>7072759
Poor melancholy soul, if this is, as you say, some sad half assed lashing out at the nearest target, why are you bothering to reply to me?
I'll be creative once you provide an ample canvas. Michelangelo did not paint frescoes on postage stamps.

>>7072812

no srsly please help me ;^;

>>7072790
Trump or Clinton

>>7072828

were not americans, and my dad said only "wankers" talk about politics on a first date

>>7072790

Could talk about how their day is going or how school/work is going.

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How the fuck do you become OK with being alone for the rest of your life ? I keep growing independent and then developing affection for a guy and being reminded how miserable I am. I can't break free from the cycle.

>>7072854
There's no becoming OK. It's not OK to be gay. You're destined for a sharp and unrelenting misery. The whole world is made for straight people, healthy and real people, while you get to watch in the prison of your cursory existence. Whatever love another man shows you will come as a mistake. So quit sobbing a suck a dick.

>>7072868
Honestly, a friend of mine has been trying to convert me to Christianity and I've been considering it. He's successfully convinced me that it's impossible to know anything without faith of some kind.

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>>7072878

Read some Kant or other epistomological texts instead, its a lot more satisfying than dogma

>>7072878
Repent your perversion and join the Roman Catholic Church as a new man

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>>7072878
As if God will answer your prayers, faggot.

>>7072816
I'm curious and I find this exchange to be fun in a rather masochistic way. You claim there is nothing to me, that I have no depth of character, and yet you still made an (albeit vague) attempt. Did I do something to annoy you, something you can actually say and use to insult me, or do you make a habit of this sort of thing with random people?

While you may dislike me, I like you. Your posts are nice and clean, you have a nice vocabulary, and you notice me.

>>7072886
Now is that Kant before or after he woke from his dogmatic slumber?
If you want to pretend you read more than lewd webcomics, fuck off to >>>/lit/

>>7072897
I just find your vapidity comical. If you had been a girl, you would have had every boy you lusted after in high school. But I know you've already thought about that.

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>>7072902

uh... after? unless you're talking about the first 40 years of his life when he didn't do anything impressive at all, im not sure i know what you mean by his "dogmatic slumber".

I've only read the first half of A Critique Of Pure Reason (in fact I have it right here), but so far it seems extremely non-dogmatic.

Its true that there are some assumptions that you've already read and agreed with earlier philosophers, but nothing that a little googling can't satisfy.

what do you think he means by "excuse my apprehensiveness?"

does that mean he doesnt wanna go on this date?

>>7072971
He means you look like a killer.

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>>7072971

here

>>7072915
You seem assured in my vapidity, based upon what you've seen me post on 4chan while under a name. Are you sure that's wise? And having an axe wound or lumps of chest flesh wouldn't have changed how ugly and unpopular I was in high school, or how ugly and unpopular I am now either. Feel free to project more though.

And see, I just gave you some new information from my Hidden-Backstory™. We're getting to know each other so well. Do you have Skype, or discord?

>>7072979
Retard used it wrong
To be apprehensive is to be cautious and unsure about current events

>>7072984
Neither. I'd prefer to remain distant acquaintances.
So, you were ugly and unpopular. Want to keep the revelations coming?
I like the casual misogyny to your words. Clearly, I was only projecting. Sorry about that! What's his name, Zombae, and are they happy together?

>>7073004
His name was Jack and he broke my heart! He doesn't even have a girlfriend, I mean how can someone that great not have at least some form of love? He's lead singer in his shitty little band now and he's actually gotten good at guitar since we last hung out. Seeing him still makes my kokoro go doki doki, the bastard, I don't even find him that physically attractive but somehow he gives me a weird feeling in my chest, it's witchcraft or something.

Look at all that revelation! What will you come up with, I wonder.

>>7073077
Your life's story is putting me to sleep.

>>7073098
Wow that hurts :(

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>>7073077
>tfw never felt like that about anyone before

>>7073105
Sorry, but it's banal. A sad, unattractive fairy lusts uselessly after some guy who, in the final analysis, isn't anything special. When your heart broke did you hear it tear because it's as flat as paper?

>>7073138
Don't worry about, nobody's ever going to feel that way about you either.

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>>7073155
WEW, lad

>>7073138
Count yourself lucky. This level of oneitis is crippling, especially when you know he'll never like you back the same way. Maybe you'll feel like this about someone you can actually be with one day. I believe in you, Delta.

>>7073148
He was special to me and my paper thin heart.

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>>7073207
That's touching.

>hot guy offers me 60 dollars to let him fuck me
>say no because it's illegal, but imply I think he's handsome and try to keep it going
>he stops replying

fuck I should've just said yes

I... think I have a date

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>>7073296
I have prunes to help me poo

>I'll give you $5 and a kiss on your forehead after you swallow my cum, deal?

I find this strangely cute, too bad I don't find this guy attractive at all.

>>7073301
Kek

but seriously, i think i arranged a date with this guy for thursday
i posted in the last thread, i'm a somewhat twinky guy who's normally into hairy bears, but i've found this one track athlete like twink to be cute
and he think's i'm cute too, because he noticed me first
and he said yes to a date

W2c qt bf when youre extremely shy but fairly fit

>tfw got paid $100 to get naked
Felt good, even if I'm an uggo.

>>7073279
Lol you should have just told him it was free for hot guys.

He might just have a weird fetish though. Or he feels like if he pays, it's okay to disappoint. Lol

>>7073345
Grindr. They can't tell you're autismo through text.

>>7073345
Gay bars.

Make sure you wear a gratuitous snapback baseball cap and tacky high top sneakers.

>>7073345
Your imagination you sad little shut-in.

>>7073359
No you don't understand, I'm too shy for Grindr too. I just don't "get" it. The few hookups and dates I've been on have been from guys walking up to me and they're usually just want to fuck

>>7073366
this or finding the lord are the only options desu

>>7073366
I'm fine with that

Being gay and withdrawn is a pretty bad combination. Our daring pool is already tiny and you only make it worse by affecting your shyness or social awkwardness.

I too thought it was an endearing trait but my now ex boyfriend slapped some sense into me. Nobody is going to want a social retard

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>tfw you will never be this much of a sexy man magnet

>>7073422
That's not the only reason you have trouble dating, anon.
It's not like your exactly a catch, even now that you've covered up your awkwardness with a couple icebreakers.

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>>7073155
CLUBBED TO DEATH

>>7073373
Find a guy who wants to fuck repeatedly. Then you're had way too bf status.

>>7073422
Not everybody can break out of their shell, not everyone's lucky enough to get someone to drag them out of their comfort zone

>>7073459
That's right. Just look at the poor loser who posted this >>7073459

>>7073422
>tfw can never even allow myself to try make friends or find a bf because I'm an inadequate social retard
Shit sux
I could actually put myself out there, but I know what will happen if I actually meet face to face with someone
It's selfish of me to ever make anyone put up with me or expect them to like me when I am the way I am
I'm just going to kill myself instead
maybe my organs will go towards someone useful and valued by society

>>7073575
>maybe my organs will go towards someone useful and valued by society
As if a rotten tree produces healthy fruit.

someone order me some delivery pizza

Do what I do and get yourself a dudebro boyfriend to violently shake yourself out of your comfort zone.

He may not be the most compatible but you'll be forced to go out to public places regularly.

Also he really got me into UFC

Going to go shopping in a few days yaaaaay
I need me some of those 5.5" inseam shorts.
Chubbies has some wild designs that'll make my quads look real good.

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>>7073676
I think barbecue sauce would look better on them.

>>7073359
I had no trouble telling you were.

>>7073639
That fighting shit is really stupid.

Also, having an incompatible boyfriend for the sole purpose of 'going to public places' is also really stupid.

ur dum

>>7073713
Are you saying I have chicken legs anon?

>>7073774
Yes, I did. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, Henny-Penny?

>>7072886
I have read Kant and I love it. But I don't see how Kant's philosophy (at least from what I've read) is necessarily opposed to theism.

>>7072889
Fuck no, if I'm converting then I'm converting to Orthodoxy.

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>>7073833
Post proof duh

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>>7073884
Do you think your thighs look bigger because your junk is small or vice-versa? Does the BF know you're an exhibitionist hussy?

>tfw no friends

I wish I had a bunch of cool friends who we can be wacky and fun together with like on a sitcom about slackers or something

>>7073639

How to get dudebro bf ? I thought they don't like more faggy types.

>>7073908
>tfw i actually have that
It almost makes up for the fact that I will never have a bf or anything resembling one.

>>7073904
My dick is 6.5 I don't think that's considered tiny. I don't have the smallest hangers either. I told him I used to sleep around yea.

>>7073921

What sort of wacky things do you guys do ?

Why never bf ?

>>7073928
Not that wacky, really. We had a bonfire just now and went mushroom hunting a couple of weeks ago. I get to watch them wrestle half naked at times or force themselves to vomit.

I'll never have a bf because there are almost no other faggots in this area except for gross old men with AIDS.

>>7073923
And he's still with you? I guess you like smart guys.

>>7073935
>force themselves to vomit
>watch them wrestle

Cool; that sounds fun; sad i will never have that

>>7073950
Sad, but fair.

>>7073908
The problem there is that real life isn't a situational comedy. Slackers in real life tend to not make the best friends and rather than propagating wacky adventures they're mostly just dicks.

>>7073935
> force themselves to vomit.
For what purpose.

>>7073961
>For what purpose.
It's the only way to end a backyard concert.

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this thread was made for me

>>7074044
G is for Gross

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>>7074049

Get is for get that snout in my pit, pup

>>7074070
>Get is for get
This message brought to you by National Down Syndrome Society
guess those fumes have really gotten to your head, huh?

>>7071653
My life just continues as is until I die.

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>>7074088

I'm high on musk

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>>7074098
Doubtful.

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>>7074108

armpit > poppers

ftmpuccii > boiipuccii

i can now confirm

>>7074091
That's what's going to happen.
All your dreams, your deepest desires, even the person you want to become, these figments of your deluded imagination aren't based on the facts, faggot, and they're going to die with you without having ever been realized. Trouble is, constant frustration will probably erode them too. By the time you can act on your desires or bring your dreams to life, you'll be so confused that you won't know what you really want anymore. My advice is: just keep lying to yourself.
Your life's not about you, faggot, and it doesn't matter what decisions you make.

>>7074129

daddypucccii > all puccii

>>7074120
As if you've ever sniffed the pits on a guy like that!

>>7073936
Implying he's ugly?

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>>7074145

I've sniffed hotter desu

>>7074152
Well, that's a bonus. I'm implying he's dumb for dating a whore.

>>7074156
Cool story, hoe.

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>>7074164

Nothing wrong with being a whore

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>>7074170


You too >>7074175

>>7074164
I'm not a whore, they get paid.
Prior to him the last two guys i slept with were men I dated. Hadn't had a one night stand since the beginning of the year.
And he's a beautiful man and also quite intelligent.

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>>7074175
Nothing at all.

>>7074207
>I'm not a whore, they get paid.
So you're just the John? As if that's any better.
>Hadn't had a one night stand since the beginning of the year.
What restraint! How abstemious!

>>7074224

You: what is a condom

Me: three knuckles deep in your dad

>>7074341
As if I'd ask you that question. Asking you about condoms is like asking a pregnant teen about abstinence.

>>7074240
Sounds pretty salty anon.

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>>7074427
Does it?

Better not try to enjoy life, it's dangerous. You might die.

>>7074447
If that's the case, why don't you run along and have fun.

>>7074460
I get it, I get it. You want me to go so that your one-man echochamber won't be interrupted. But I won't.

>>7074466
How defiant. So brave. You sure stood up to me.

>>7074368

I mean, between a whore and a virgin only one will have used condoms before, so that's like the worst analogy you could've used

>>7074472
Thanks. You wanna give me a medal or some shit for standing up to a dumbass. I really think I'm a good boy and deserve one.

>>7074486
I'm surprised you know what condoms are, you're a walking anal prolapse bespeckled with every sexually-transmitted canker in the book. Now that I know the infection's gone to your brain, I'll explain it more clearly: Asking you about condoms, which you don't use, is like asking a pregnant teen about abstinence, which she doesn't practice. You're not the obvious authority on safe sex, you ornery tramp.

>>7072281
>Legitimate assholes trying to make sure everyone else is as unhappy as they are
Hell exists for people like you

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>>7074503
Hell's bells! I could cut myself on that edge.

>>7074494
>You wanna give me a medal or some shit
I'll give you a face full of shit, if you like.

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>>7074500

I'm a walking anal prolapsER, thank you.

Loose holes are hot.

>>7074513
No wonder you like sniffing pits, it covers up the stink of that drooping incontinent hole.

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>>7074530

I'm hard

>>7074537
How precious!

>>7074512
I would shove one of my feet up your ass and the other up your mother's ass and walk around town.

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>>7074549

Ride me and tell me what a filthy slutty boy I am daddy

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>>7074554
You mad?

>>7074590
You infection?

>>7074427
Don't worry about him bb, I don't lol

>>7074598
It's not "worrying" when you mock a piece of shit. It's "having fun."

>>7074596
With another abortive comeback like that, and I could give you a medal for coherency.

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>>7074613
Well, well, well! Congratulations.

>>7074614
I wasn't aware the opinions of Christian pedophiles mattered. Doesn't the fact that you disliked it prove that it's awesome, bitch?

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>>7074652
>Christian pedophiles

What's wrong with you, buckaroo?
You're really lucid this evening.

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my weekend bender made me late for work and feel like worse than a usual bender.

also I'm lonely, it's too hot, and i can't sleep.

>>7074675
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>7074665
Same thing that's always wrong with me. I don't take no bullshit from worthless little pussy bitches. :)

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>>7074675
Must suck drinking alone.
Let me introduce you to another pathetic wino you can drink with >>7074690

>>7074697
I wasn't drinking alone, I was drinking with a roommate and indulging my other vices.

>>7074693
Don't bring a pea-shooter to a duel, you sloppy whore.
The only thing weaker than your insults is your white blood cell count.
Go back to the Christian pedo thing though, that was at least funny in its stupidity.

>>7074714
As if that's any better!
What other vices do you have?

>>7074721
tl;dr danker dog shit. :)

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>>7074740
You're slipping.

>>7074744
You're not the authority on that or anything else, never were, and never will be. :)

>>7074731
smoking and bitching about the state of affairs.

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>>7074747
There's no need to get so defensive, aren't I just a stranger on the internet?

>>7074697
Joke's on you, I won't be homeless for a good couple of years yet. And in the meantime I'm going to do nothing but watch cat videos on youtube, a much much better use of my time. This cat is trying to drag its owner out of the bathtub. That's real cute.

>>7074777
Nice trips. What's up with that cat though?

>>7074760
I'll defend myself from whatever lies any worthless pile of dogshit tells. And you're a Christian pedophile retard danker, I can tell because your moist memes are extra 420. Hence, you're worthless. :)