Relationships...kinda

>>7071420
The best way of finding a partner is closed to you because you're creepy and unattractive. There's always hanging out at rest stops and sharing special moments with truckers though. Long term commitments are a little too much for you to ask for.

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>>7071465
That would be funny if I weren't Irish and therefore loved by everyone.

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>>7071474
As if. Don't you have a potato famine to starve over?

>>7071420
I'm not gay or anything. I'm 99.99% straight.

I'm so comfortable with my heterosexuality that I've even taken the plunge and experimented with gay porn.

Not even a single erection. Not the tiniest budge. And I was actually kind of trying to be turned on, but I guess I'm just really not into dudes.

Even a adequately attractive women can get my dick hard as stone, but even the Twinkies femmiest gayboy does nothing for me.

To each their own I guess. I must have really, really straight genes, because I fucking love pussy.

>>7071480
Don't you have a presidential election to get fucked by?

>>7071487
Every 4 years baby.

>>7071486
Each to their own indeed I guess. Have you ever considered that you might be romantically attracted to guys but not sexually? It would make a lot of sense from what you've said.

>>7071486
You sound like an insufferable faggot. I'm glad that you're sooo straight. Now go choke on a dick.

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>>7071492
Will it ever go right for you guys?

>>7071501
I'm with her, you stupid paddy.

>>7071495
Nope and nope.
>>7071496
"Now listen, you Queer, stop calling me an "insufferable faggot" or I'll sock you in your goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered."

>>7071525
Takes one to know one, Fuckley Jr.
I'd like to see you appear as the guest star of a Firing Line.

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>>7071521

>>7071420
1. be attractive
2. don't be unattractive

and the more attractive you are, the higher your value

>>7071474
kek the irish are like the aussies. they think everybody loves and wants them when in reality no one cares

>>7071590
That's it?

>>7071590
Oh, but didn't you hear? He's IRISH.

>>7071595
Which is why when I came to England people kept asking me to talk. You probably love us and are on the LGBT/ looking for a big, rough Irishman.

>>7071600
Automatic attractiveness

>>7071615
Maybe your ruddy faced people live with permanent beer goggles on, otherwise how would you sad creatures reproduce, but to the rest of the world the contrary is clear.

>>7071420
Be honest with yourself and learn to understand that the vast majority of people will not have a partner much better than them. Be thin/fit, be clean, and do not be a jerk.

>>7071687
I try my best in all fields but other than those things I don't really know how to actually find someone

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>>7071487

>>7071606
>he doesn't know
A dumb sounding accent doesn't make you attractive

>>7071590
Reddit

>>7071420
two people in love don't care what they look like

>>7071474
D U B L I N

>>7072507
That's why gay men can't fall in love.

>>7073199
Lies

>>7073285
Dubs says otherwise, cocksucker