/gaygen/ - Sad Birthday Edition

>>7065127
They are all good

that's why they would never be my bfs

Happy Bday

What should this new identity be called?
http://www.advocate.com/commentary/2016/10/14/peter-thiel-shows-us-theres-difference-between-gay-sex-and-gay

>>7065294
Homosexual

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>tfw your crush got a gf

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I got around to watching this movie, and was extremely surprised at how good it was despite being a brazilian film.

>>7065127

Literally none of these are real and they are all just memes ;(

>when they fat guy who I made a date with cancelled on me

Even the fatties don't want me :(

>>7065113
It's my dad's birthday today. I made him breakfast.

>>7065127
The Hunk and The Bad Boy are the only acceptable options.

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>>7065127
Where is the cute 13 year old jailbait option that you can raise to worship your cock and turn into an underage gangbang pornstar on the deepweb?

>>7065127
Fratbro is the answer

>>7065127
Hunk is boring, but the only one that isn't shit.

>>7065113
I hope you're having a happy birthday senpai!

>>7065583
Your dad or your daddi ?
>>7065127
Femboy or twink desu

>>7065746
Seconded.

>>7065777
My dad you malignant degenerate

I've noticed that all of the guys I find attractive look a little like the first guy I ever had sex with.

Not sure how i feel about this desu - i didnt realise that would be so formative...

My bf says he's intimidated by my sexual past and how much attention i'm always getting.

I feel bad.

He's super, super my type and honestly, being with him makes me not want anyone else and he's also amaaaaazing in bed, i came harder than i've cum in a while with him last time we fucked.

>>7065127

cub duh

birthdays suck
havent celebrated most of mine since I turned 19

>>7065903
Just making sure, it was like 50/50. But that's good man. Did you get him anything ?

>>7065113
Prove it fag
ill reward you

>>7065999
I asked him if he wanted anything last week but he said he didn't need anything. Last year I got him some decent headphones but he rarely used them, there isn't really anything I can get him that he won't just get himself if he's gonna use it so there isn't much point in gifts.

>>7066024
That's fair enough zombles, well it's pretty nice of you to make breakfast then. I wouldn't have thought of that and I'm a scabby Irishman

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>>7066007
I got 5 cards :)

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>when you notice his height starts in 6'

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>when he browses reddit

>>7066063
Now you get a €5 or less game on steam, courtesy of anon :^)

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>mfw the cock in my boipussi 2 gud

>>7065113
This was literally me 3 weeks ago

im beta bi scum, thought about going to the gay bar to look for some anonymous sex figured id just hide out and play videogames instead.

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>tfw smug-posting since ur trips been banned

>>7066068
I was gonna post my tummy and bulge but alright i guess

>>7066091
Hey I was just making a guess
But that works too and it's the gift that keeps on giving

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>tfw you'll never date Simon Pampena
>tfw all your crushes turn out to be dumb as bricks

>>7066103
Thats up to him :^)

>>7066143

im literally wearing a shirt with the Langrangian on it rn

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>>7066143

Dr Grimes has a cuter personality

This gay shit is more complex than being straight. Most of these gay guys haven't a fucking clue as to what they want,why they want it or who they're going to do it with.

>>7065972
Tell him that fag
Make him feel wanted

>>7066159
there's sod all out at the moment
tummy and bulge plz :3
unless it would get you banned

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>last online: 8 hours ago

fff

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post halloween shit!

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>>7066234
I wouldnt worry about it
hb fgt

>>7066317
Man, I'd befriend this person... by sucking his dick(the fastest way to make new friends).

>>7066317
Cute. I'd fuck the shit out of you.
Nerd shirt is a ++ too.

now post butt.

>>7066324
>>7066340
its not him

>>7066358
What makes you say that? The pic is cute, but it's nothing to write home about.

I guess we'll find out if he posts more.

>>7066370
It's a classic Tumblr twink pic, they're a dime a dozen so it makes sense he could pass it off as his own

>>7066317
>>7066379
That's a pity, his tummy's pretty cute

>tfw usually attracted to hairy cubs but I'm starting to find this one kinda twink guy in my class to be cute
>he's clearly attracted to me too
What do?

>>7066406
suck his dick

>>7066415
i honestly think it might lead to that eventually

>>7066406
Go for it. You don't have to limit yourself to a very specific type, just because he breaks your status quo doesn't change anything. You find him cute, he thinks you're cute, go get it on.

>>7065294

Cumpuppies


>>7065127

Fratbro because Stu (pre-body building) is mai waifu

>>7066456
What does he look like post bodybuilding?

>>7066464
His senpai

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I figured out how to improve my looks tenfold just by styling my hair differently!

>>7066488
reminds me of my middle school crush, fucking told me he was bisexual, wish i hadn't been such a closet case.

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>>7066358
>>7066379
Well isnt that a little flattering, i hate to break your bubbles

>>7066488
It's a good look for you.

>>7066488
i've considering using a brown paper bag to improve my looks, but this is a much better idea desu

>>7066501
Nice.
now post butt.

>>7066464

Weird and gross

>>7066501
Well shit , fair play
>>7066510
This

>>7066512
what's his name, so I can double check your assertion?

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Which is more likely?

That someone just hasn't logged on to facebook for 2 days, or that they're deliberately avoiding logging on so that my message doesn't get the little "tick" next to it?

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Why the fuck is it so common for guys to say this? Like EVERY guy wants to "meet people" and "start as friends". This shit is the biggest red flag for me. Like what the hell, you're on a dating site, am I the only guy that actually wants to meet a guy under the very real pretense of it being a date and that I'm looking for a boyfriend? For me the idea of starting as friends is so fucking weird, like are they trying to fulfill some weird romantic dream where they know a guy for years, become best friends, then fall in love? That shit doesn't happen in the real world, snap out of it.

So is this normal and I'm the weird one? Or is everyone else crazy?

>>7066536

its nothing awful, its just a cliche statement because they are perhaps a little socially awkward and want to be on "safe ground". Its the message equivalent of asking someone where they're going on holiday.

It certainly shouldn't be a "red flag", imo.

>>7066515

idk his real name

>>7066533

3. He's logged on and seen the notification for your message but hasn't open it because he's avoiding you

>>7066536

Making gay friends is nice tho

>>7066488
You look like I did a year ago.

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>>7066510
>>7066513
Im a huge tease, sorry
It aint ur fucking birthdays either way homos

>>7066545
yeah thats what i meant by option 2

>>7066547
Delta get the fuck on this
Nah I'm kidding,its just ass 7 billion people have one

WHEW

almost posted something really mean, but recanted at the last minute
that was a close one

>>7066570
Ok Maki
That's good

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>>7066515

>>7066404
>>7066501
I stand by my aforementioned cute tummy remark
>>7066510
also this

78% of the time i go here, its just a timewaster and doesn't affect my mood at all.

2% of the time i do some attentionwhoring or something and feel really good.

20% of the time this place makes me feel like shit

IDK why I even come here desu.

>>7066579

Crying

>>7066601

Well clearly you need to attentionwhore more often.

>>7066610
but if you attentionwhore too much you stop getting positive feedback and then you feel like shit again

gotta space it out, and i last attentionwhored about 1 week ago, so i still gotta wait a while to go again

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>>7066601
Even if it's only 2% of the time, where else are you gonna find a high that good? Where else are you going to be in the spotlight like that, alongside your fellow anons that all walked a similar path to you and ended up at this destination. You've grown attached to this place, even though you say it makes you feel like shit, you love it.

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>>7066582
oh shoot, looks like i have to bounce
>>7066601
iktf brah
well, only 80% percent of it more specifically

>>7066601
Mines a 90/10 split
Get more attention its glorious

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WHAT THE FUCK

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE GAY AND STILL AWKWARD AROUND WOMEN?

WHAT THE FUCK IS MY PROBLEM?

>>7066624
booooo :(

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>>7066610

senpai i have an image here which is in desperate need of a lewd, sassy filename

help me

>>7066650
Pika chew(his butt hole)

>>7066547
You post yours I'll post mine.

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>>7066610
>Crying
It really is excessive. And the terrible tan doesn't help

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>>7066663
>>7066610

You guys are both idiots and are fundamentally misunderstanding something but i can be bothered to explain this fucking BASIC misconception to you boneheads

fuck

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>>7066650

I'd toss my balls at him if you know what I mean

>>7066655

Pretty good

>>7066663

My sweet little Stu ;__;

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>>7066650
I'd like to spend a day in daycare with him ;)
Looks like it's time to switch from a Pokémon trainer to a Pokémon breeder ;^))))

>>7066143
>tfw I have the same crush
gr8 taste anon

>>7066610
>Crying
If it weren't for the terrible fake tan, he'd look good.
>>7066663
goofy face doesn't help. but it's hard not to while flexing.

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>>7066680
>>7066692
It really is the tan

>>7066680
Thanks ... Sendaddy
>>7066683
Haha bit long tho

how do i become verse

im in love with another bottom

>>7066731
Learn to love the asshole, kiss the ass, date the ass. Really tho, just get stiff , pop it in and boom then realize you're making his day (like a top would make your day naw I mean) and that might help.

>>7066718
Dzamn.

>>7066731
Put your penor in his butt. or find a guy to top you both.

>a 10/10 will never fall deep in love with me (a 2/10) and love me forever

Why shouldn't I kill myself?

>>7066731

Put your weiner in his bumbum

>>7066755
>>7066748
>>7066743
putting it in made me go soft + im too embarassed to try again :(

>>7066758
Maybe bottoms are just mentally ill straight guys, I've always wonder this myself. Since I went from straight to being a submissive bottom slut in a matter of a month.

>>7066758
That happened to me , just focus on other stuff, like kissing or their face when you're in

>>7066678
Why did you use a picture of Freud to say that ? If you have anything related to psychoanalysis to say, please do, that's all I'm waiting for

>>7066780
1) it was the only condescending/grumpy looking picture i had

2) psychoanalysis is garbage, and anybody who takes it seriously in the 21st century is a fucking hack

>>7066217
I can't agree more. People saying being is basically the same thing as being straight sounds the same that the ones who pretend "men and women are the same theres no need for gendeer!!!11!!11"

being gay has consequences on your psychism that goes a bit beyond "I like dicks"

>>7066764
>I went from straight to being a submissive bottom slut in a matter of a month.
Story?
Also slutty bottom pics.

>>7066788
Oh, that's disappointing...
What's the matter with psychoanalysis ?Do you happen to have anything to back up what you just said or you're just parroting what you heard in your psychology classes ?

I'm sure you think psychoanalysis starts and ends with Freud and that you've understood 1/100 of what he said anyway

>>7066804
All I know it's it goes oral, anal then handy as the kid goes from baby ,child, teen.
And kids fucking their parents and all sorts. Women wishing they had dixks

>>7066065
>When you notice his skin looks like shit

Clearasil. Look it up

>>7066816
Dude no, really no, there is so much more to it, this shit is like the middle ages of psychoanalysis
I have to agree that most psychoanalyst will tell you that shit they don't even understand, but they're just fucking stupid

If you read anything from Lacan or even Freud you'll see how what people think if psychoanalysis has actually nothing to do with it

And by the way, the "child wants to have sex with his mother/father" is the most common miconception, nobody ever said that, children don't even know what sex is

95% of the thing people say about psychoanalysis is just people trying to simplify a concept they can't quite grasp and then saying it's bullshit

>>7066816
And when they talk about women wanting the phallus, it is not an actual phallus, Lacan named it like this because he just loved confusing people (well it has some connexion with the penis but whatever)

>>7066839
So what's the Electra and oedipus complex then?
I have a friend who does psychology and hates Freud other then the fact he made a bunch of people correct all his shit

>>7066864
It's a freudian concept, and while it somehow works the way you described it, it's just a way to describe something, it's not a full-fledged paradigm, you see what i mean ?

What Freud did is basically naming different step from the development, and linked them to some of his concept; that's awesome relatively to his time, but it still lacks consistency

Some psychoanalyst tried to correct this problem, and wanted to have a constructive critique of Freud, like Lacan, but most of his peers were against it, since Freud's work was basically the bible for some them

Lacan took this clunky concept, and created a whole paradigm out of it, and that's when the oedipus complex makes sense ! You realize this weird shit with an "anal stage" and "women who want a dick" is, well, not what it sounds like at all, and it's a part of a bigger, wider system !

Lacanian psychoanalysis truly changed the way I see psychology, it's something different (it also made me 100 times more snob about psychology as I realized how it deeply lacks consistency nowadays )

>>7066864
Oh, maybe you asked me to explain in other words what the oedipus complex is ? I'm sorry, I didn't understand it that way

>>7066942
It's g, I meant it the way you saw it first . Honestly psychology never interested me, my friend dragged me to a lecture and I fell asleep

>>7066965
Aha, I won't argue with that, it can be quite boring

>>7067002
Yeah , to each they're own and all,i like it in short hand but with every science in layman's terms,it loses the science. Like I took the same friend to a film lecture and he almost feel asleep so it's fair lol

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eyy, i actually did the right and moral thing for once

whew

>>7067127
Congrats m8.
I usually don't break it off until there's something more official then just a date.

>>7067127
>Ellipses
>Umm
Way to sound like an awkward faggot

>>7067127
Well done buddy ,you're pretty mature

>>7067127
>acts like an awkward prissy unsure faggot
>umm
>...
>i guess
>immediately screenshots their benevolence and posts it in the thread to signal how virtuous they are

Fucking kill yourself

>>7067234
It's feelgood. What did you expect?

>>7067144

i am an awkward faggot though

>>7067234

its not like i can share this with anyone else though, is it?

>>7067271
Don't worry mate, just filter that stuff off text

>>7067260
>it's feelblogger

Oh, now it all makes sense

>>7067271
Go put it on your blog you obnoxious eyesore, or tell your therapist. Literally nobody asked about your shitty life you sad irrelevant little rat.

>>7067271
>its not like i can share this with anyone else though, is it?
Do you not have friends?

My crush got a girlfriend and moved to Denmark to live with her.
Knowing that he's loving her, kissing her and almost definitely gonna have his first time with her is eating away at my soul.

How pathetic do you have to be to be topped by a Chinese?

Sup nerds. What is everyone up to today?

>>7067393
I mean if I had to bottom, Chinese would be a top pick.
You could make fun of his little dick, and ask "is it in yet?" the whole time. Which sounds kind of fun.

>>7067442

It's exactly what feel good does. Probably.

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>>7067127
I hope you get a cute bf. Speaking of, how cute is the dude you're going on a date with? Is he husbando material?

>>7067416
Playing starbound again after forever since it got a few updates. Still pretty meh.

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Would you gaygen?

>>7067503
Probably. I might feel weird about it after.

>>7067503
Make him dye his hair red, wear a green suit and tophat and dance for my entertainment? Yes. Yes I would.

>>7067472

Try out the Frackin' Universe mod, it doesn't really change the core game, but it adds a lot of new crafting stations, items, biomes, and other things.

>>7067513

He seems like a cool guy to hang around with if you enjoy bro types.

>>7067519

Rude.

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>>7067416
Sleep then do a gruelling 8 hour college day
>>7067472
How come I get fenian memes and feel good gets "oh you'll get a cute bf muah muah" its because he lifts isn't it?

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>>7067524
>lifts

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>>7067521
I already have it, along with the frackin races and frackin music. This stuff makes the game a lot more fun.

>>7067524
It's because I show my truest affection to you alone, through mocking. Plus I know you can handle the banter.

>>7067533

Yeah, I only played a little bit with it, really wish I had used it when I first started playing 1.0 with my friends because the fads already dead and playing SB alone isn't as fun.

>>7067531
Comparably to me, yes. Much like how your mountain dew filled shits mixed with your ass must look like the death Star blowing up alderan
>>7067533
So you say but look above, I'm not showing him my true affection
Also I summoned a guy in ds3 called Mr.meeseeks and he helped me kill vordt lol.

>>7067524
Yup. Nobody roots for a guy who avoids self improvement.

>>7067472

Hes a super cute asian twunk. Only possible thing ive flagged up is that he doesnt really care about studying, whereas im a huge nerd. he is smart though, just not a super hard worker.

>>7067393

theyre cute. CUTE!

>>7067468

it sounds kind of fun but i dont have the selfconfidence to powerbottom yet

>>7065113
HBday Plz don't be sad its no matter how shitty is your life in every corner are new people they love you and sometimes are they in front of you just remember this ;)

>>7067547
>it's a "irishanon tries to be sassy" episode

No need to get prissy gurl.

>>7067541
I tried playing with a friend a long while ago but his internet connection was shit(get your shit together, Australia) so he got frustrated and didn't want to play much after awhile. I was having fun with him though, guess he didn't feel the same. I have too many mods to join any populated servers though so solo adventuring it is for me.

>>7067557
I'm improving my self mentally
Free your mind and your ass will follow
>>7067566
>It's a it's a x episode episode
Retire that lame ass shit
>>7067562
>Asian
>Doesn't study
Bet he's a half asian

>>7067575

Nah.

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>>7067575

lmao he actually is

i think the dad is chinese, mum is french or something

>>7067607
See I'm too good , the French made he give up on studying no fucking joke omg.

>make a thread about not having friends
>someone offers to be friend and says he'll give his kik
>two people start impersonating me and trying to take him from me

wtf ;_;

>>7067575
>it's an "irishanon gets upset" episode
How do I change the channel? Can't seem to find the mute button either.

My ex's birthday is coming up, but we ended on good terms, so I wanted to send him a card for his birthday. Is that weird? We said we'd stay friends but we haven't talked since we broke up which was about 2 months ago.

>>7067629

Its not that weird. A fb message would probably be safer though.

>tfw have to write 100 reasons as to why I picked my college godfather to be my godfather, due today, only have 44 so far and it's already almost 1AM
>can't write how hot he is

Also, one of my gay coleagues's godfather is also gay, how long do you think it will take until the fug despite godfathers not being for sexual?

>>7067627
>Banter
Top banter . I'm not even upset. It's just so tired and used. Like his arsehole.
I only say it because I love him of course,like you love me

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Lads, I'm going abroad to the uk to meet up with a sweet guy I met in the us last year. I've got the flight paid and everything. I've never went abroad alone before.

What am I in for?

>>7067655
>uk
disgusting food
stinky breath

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>>7067640
I only love insulting you. In my eyes your greatest redeeming quality is that you have none, you're such an easy target and a pushover, how could I ever resist?

<3

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>>7067662

>>7067655

go to the free museums, its an unparalleled opportunity

look out for blue circles on buildings, about 12 feet up, they denote historicalyl important places and there are 889 of them in London. they have an inscription on them you can read to find out shit.
get an oyster card if youre staying for longer than 3 days, its worth it.
Soho has the best gay clubs.
dont talk to strangers on public transport or people will tut at you.
beer is bitter, its not the same as lager.
try not to look like a tourist.

>>7067662
Well that's actually mean, horror.

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>>7067684
Not as mean as this dick is going to be when I bully you with it >:3

>>7067717
Yeah yeah haha cute
You went beyond banter with your last post so Im kinda dull to your shit now
Good night

Irishanon's sensitivity kind of turns me on desu.

>>7067762
But my face will turn you off:^)

>>7067784
I am pretty sure I've seen you before, don't think so. I am ugly myself though so ;)

Anyone here like going out to gay clubs?

>>7067750
Oh shit did I fuck up
I'm sorry I didn't mean it
I say stupid stuff a lot
Why would you ever take my posts to heart?
Why would you take this exchange of all my posts seriously?
I'm so sorry man

WHY DONT PEOPLE FUCKING ANSWER THEIR MESSAGES IN A TIMELY FASHION?

god i fucking hate it when other people have functioning lives and dont just sit by their computer 24/7 like i do. so inconsiderate.

>>7067636
>college godfather
What?

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>>7067953
it's a tradition in my country, kinda like hazing
basically you have to obey your superiors for a few weeks and treat them with utmost respect (or be faced with punishment)
then comes the baptism, I had to make a letter and ask someone to be my godmother and godfather. both of them accepted and then i got baptized and fully acknowledged as part of the college community
it's deep-seated college tradition here in portugal, and I could talk a lot about it (considering there were pretty cute moments involved with the baptism itself), but pretty much tl;dr-ing it
I have 45 reasons left to go, and I'm already gonna sleep like 4 hours, don't wanna disappoint my senpai. I'm trying to come up with mock reasons, which are valid (stuff like "you have two arms and two legs, so do I")
pic related, it's me, my new sister (sharing godfather) and my godfather. picture looks terrible because we had just been baptized (had to get in the water on our knees and do pushups and shit)

>>7068004
ah, so you're a senior's fag
a rather old tradition, weird that it's still around

>>7067658
>>7067671
thanks

>>7068136
pretty much, but we treat each other like family outside of praxis
he's working on his thesis so he's not around college much, but he goes out of his way to have lunch with me and stuff like that

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>you will never share a pineapple with your qt bf in the middle of the woods
why even live

>>7068258
Seems like a pretty low hanging fruit as far as life goals.
I'm sure you could experience it.

>fell for the cuck meme
>convinced my boyfriend to hook up with this guy I found on grindr
>knew my bf liked white guys, so I picked a white guy with blonde hair, something I could never compete with
>he kissed him during sex repeatedly

It wasn't hot like I thought it was going to be.

I want to die.

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>>7068372

>>7068372
That's what you get for being a cuck.

That's why I only let my boyfriend hang out with this one girl he knows and sometimes spends weekends with. He promises me he's not into her.

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>>7068372
Might as well vote for Trudeau or Merkel now

>>7068372

Nothing wrong with giving your bf what he deserves

How could you every compete with the master race?

>>7068258
Pineapple? Or maybe you could just bring some fucking sandwiches like a normal person. And wear some clothes. You'll get, like, woodlice and ladybugs and ants and crap crawling on you if you just go around sitting naked in grass like that. And you can't just sit down and eat a pineapple. You have to cut it up and peel off the rind and even then you don't want to be eating raw chunks of pineapple in the middle of the day sitting naked in some woods. How the fuck are you even going to get to a woods while naked carrying nothing but a pineapple? You'll be arrested.

Fucking ridiculous.

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>>7068564
>someone is being white in the same thread as me

>>7068564
I cannot. Even if I bleach my skin and dye my hair I will never be white and it sucks. I just broke up with my bf, I don't ever want to see him ever again.

>>7068372

Are you a woman or just a non-white guy?

>>7068372
It might not be the first time. But you just have to keep at it.

Embrace the shame.

>>7068406
>He promises me he's not into her.
Top cuck

>>7068567
This. Being naked in the woods is awful.

>>7068576
Wot dude wtf. Thats a bit far bro.

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>tfw you will never ever not be white
feels good

>>7068593
Latino.

>>7068594
No way, it feels like shit when you actually do it.

Plus, I can't look at his face anymore, it makes me sick.

>>7068607
I assured him it was all my fault.

>>7068618
Well at least you told him. Poor guy tho

so like, i'm bi, but almost all of my sexual arousal is to men. i can get aroused by pictures/porn/fantasies of women but only if i really really really concentrate and work on it. i like looking at them but that's about it.

would it be dishonest to call myself gay? should i stick with bi?

>>7068618
I like latino guys. More then white guys to be honest.

>>7068624
No kidding.
>Reluctantly agree to help with your bf's fetish
>He can't stand to see your face anymore and dumps you.

>>7068627
Sounds like you fell for the labeling meme. Just do whatever you feel like.

>>7068627
To who? In what situation? Do you intend to introduce yourself as 'Drongo, professional gay man'?

If anyone asks just be honest, mang.

>>7068627
Honestly if you struggle to remain aroused by women, it's more dishonest to claim to be bi.

>>7068627

I used to think I was bi because I wanted to be with girls to be normal and deluded myself into thinking heteroromantic+homosexual=bi

But you do you boo

>>7068627
Anon if it helps you i sometimes struggle to remain hard to gay porn but female porn just makes me grossed out. But when i see like a bara guy or muscular bear irl i have to contain myself from popping a boner

>>7068646
>>7068644
i mean, i have a good handle on what my interests/attractions are, i just feel like, a lot of the time if someone is casually asking, i don't want to say something like "well hold on, let me put that previous conversation on hold while i give you a lengthy essay on the triggers for my sexual arousal and how i don't cleanly fit into any popular attraction trinary system". i'm not trying to define myself for myself, more like... if i HAD to sum myself up for someone, what's more honest?

>>7068652
>>7068658
>>7068684
thanks for the input

>>7068692
Well I like to believe in sexual gray areas. But a lot of people on /lgbt/ seem to think of it as some profane enabler tumblrism

>>7068692
Had to as in forced at gunpoint? Because I don't think anyone is really going to give two shits for specifics if you just say 'pretty much bi' or some crap like that. Alternatively you should say 'mind your own business, bitchtits' and jump on your motorcycle and do a sick wheelie and right away.

>>7068700

I say don't worry about labels, just jerk off to what you want to, date who you want to.

>>7068704
well id have to buy a motorcyle first, asshole

but i guess no, nobody's forcing me to choose one or the other at pain of death for dishonesty. it's more my own inclinations to be honest that i'm worried about.

>>7068692
Why allude to your sexual preferences with someone you will not sleep with? And when you do sleep with someone, literally no one cares about any labels you might have put on yourself.

>>7068715
Then quit being a whiny bitch obsessing over what to label yourself. Shit's melodramatic.

>>7068718
>>7068727
ok i'll shut up

>>7068718
>And when you do sleep with someone, literally no one cares about any labels you might have put on yourself.
That's not true. I've been with girls who were grossed out that I fucked dudes.

>>7067503
no, because I'd probably think I'd go to jail for doing it

>>7068741
no one cares about roasties' opinions either though

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Got stood up last night. 3rd time, 4rd guy, all in 2 weeks. Still fighting professing my love to my ex... What's wrong with me? I fairly good looking, not completely crazy. I'm not old, I have a job, still can't get the attention of anyone.... do you think guys can just sense that I'm still attached to my ex? Sorry to be rambling, drunk and depressed. This is my only outlet.
Pic related. Looks like my ex

>>7068771
>4rd guy
Interesting.

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>>7068775

>>7068783
no that's actually amazing

i want to be able to give out thirst medals in real life

>>7068775
My bad. Drunk and on my phone. I meant 3rd. I bet my typos are why I am foreveralone.jpg

>>7068803
Definitely. I woulndn't possibly date someone who made spelling errors personally.

>>7068811
And that's what makes you a faggot. Not liking dicks

>>7068839
That's what I'm saying, yeah.

>>7068771
What do you look like that you got stood up that many times?

i just had sex five times in 24 hours

ok that's all i wanted to say

hope y'all are having nice days/nights, too, gg

<3

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>>7068918
I'm tall. Not in bad shape. I'd date me... so I don't really know

>>7068930
Hey I'd date me too

>>7068930
You look like you'd be really cute if you lost weight and got in shape.

>>7068984
I'm working on that. I've lost 15 lbs in the last month and a half. I know I'm never going to be a 10/10. But neither are the guys I'm going for.... I've pretty much given up on actually good looking guys (except my ex). I just don't want old, super fat, mentally broken. Is that too much to ask?

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>>7068925

I see hiv/aids in your future if not soon. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you posting here? Fuck off nigger or whatever type of mud animal you are. Jesus Christ. KYS!

Man this place truly is dead. Just a husk of it's former self.

>>7069014

all with the same guy : >
i'm on a honeymoon period

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>>7069026

get out. Get out get out get out get out. Get out get out.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

t-shirt concept: too dere to functsun

>>7069005
Naw. You'll get there. Just keep working on it.

>>7069203
Thanks. But I'm kinda at the point where I'd just rather eat and drink away the depression.

How would I find a cute twink to act as a housewife for me? I'm kinda wealthy and average looks, I don't really mind if he does it for the money as long as he can keep up with me.

>>7069251
Doesn't sound too productive.

>>7069284
Try grindr or another gay dating website.

>>7065438
Get used to it, sweetie.

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>tfw

I hope everyone dies.

>>7068930
grow out your hair more
>>7069026
SLUT
>>7069398
It's fun

>>7068925
Someone beat this homo up

>>7069712
Lead the way, quitter.

>>7068925
If you had sex five times and he's had sex fifteen times...

>>7065113
Happy late birthday, anon!

why are black guys on grindr always like "muh dick", "muh weed" or "muh $$$" as if those are their only attractive qualities

>>7070184
Find the right ones. Not all of us are like that. To be fair I see a lot of profiles of white guys with "420 friendly" or "420 helps get my attention".

>>7070184
because that's all they have. No one wants them besides coal burners.

>>7070339
This is kind of sadly true. At least around here.

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>>7067616
Happy birthday. Please eat my sausage.

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>m8 asks if I know what poppers is
>of course
>do you want to try
>sure, but you do know it's pretty damaging to you right. like, glue sniffing level of damaging
>no damage dude. it's not a drug.

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>>7069712
If you think about it, from your perspective when you die the universe will cease to be. If you kill yourself, it will be just as good as killing everyone else!

>>7070387

Fatty fucker

>>7070391
I only see hearts and dicks, and in both cases you're small and tainted.

>20-30 minutes between responses

what does it mean?

>>7070413
That it's a Monday on a work/school week.

>>7070413
Silence after the storm

>>7070415
>>7070431

He has a week off.

He agreed to go out with me, and he seems enthusiastic in his messages, theyre just so far apart

its giving me anxiety desu

>>7070413
He's preoccupied with something and not just sitting by the phone like a loser.

>>7070414
what a fatty

>>7070433
Could just be distracted, or have nothing to really say yet. Be patient and give him time. Guys love that shit.

>>7065113
Do U Have Pics off your self?

>>7070433
Are you in florida by any chance and is the person in question Asian?

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>>7070409

I was just goofing on ya bro :'(

>>7070481
WHAT A TWIST

>be fat
>have gay friend
>ask him out
>absolutely repulsed
>depressed
>move on and get life on track
>lose 160 pounds
>old gay friend says we should go on date

Should I do this or not? I was pretty hurt afterwards the first time and he ghosted me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA8WCWONwdg
What are you listening to?

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>>7070505
As long as you don't get fat again you should be good.

>>7070520
That the problem. He treated me like shit back then. How could he possibly want to start something now?

>>7070505

Don't. Find someone hotter and the flaunt it in his face as pay back.

>>7070503

Yep ;3

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>>7070508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A

>>7070529
He finds you attractive now.
You already know the answer to your question. When he finds you unattractive, he will lost interest.

>>7070548
Why are people like this? I don't understand. He's not even good looking himself.

>>7070575
You are asking me stupid questions.

>>7070588
Is looks that important? Answer the DAMN QUESTION.

>>7070599
Obviously, to some people they are.
To me, they are very important. I would not settle dating someone I did not find attractive even if they were a very nice person.

>>7070618
I hate people like you. The one thing that made me feel happy about myself and feel like I achieved something is tainted by people like you and your lustful eyes. You don't see the real value of a person and if they don't meet your faggy ass standards you discard them like trash. You are the reason I'm socially fucked up and don't trust or want to be around other people.

Says no hookups in Grindr profile
Profile pic is them in their underwear
Why

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>>7070648
That is your problem, and not mine.
You do not know me, so you have no idea what you are talking about. But I hope you have a good day either way fellow anon.

>>7070654
because no hookups

>>7069751
ty :)

>>7070505
>>7070575
sounds like a shallow asshole, you could probably do better

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>>7070657
>i'm a vapid superficial cunt who values an attractive sex toy more than a person
>"wow, that's really superficial, you make the world a worse place for everyone"
>YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THATS NOT MY PROBLEM!

People like you deserve to be alone, you're the reason people feel insecure and inadequate, you're the reason shit like "gay death" gets taken seriously.

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>>7067393
but thats my fetish and ita so rare to see in porn.
>tfw no asian bear daddy to moshi moshi with

Update:

my butts pretty sore

but totally worth it

>>7069398
>grindr
>for twinx
kek

>>7070648
I honestly tend to prefer people who are unattractive as far as platonic relationships go, but I just can't feel any romantic or sexual interest in someone I find unattractive. Is that OK ? I've always seen it as a fault on my part. . . .

>>7070787
at this point it just slides in and out no lube doesn't it

>>7070787
Why the fuck do you post here ? This place isn't for you.

>>7070825

lol, no, still gotta slob his knob first
or sometimes he'll just spit on it right before he sticks it in.
It's real hot. A+

>>7070830
Seriously. I don't mind her, but /mtfg/ is there for a reason.

>>7070848
Well I mean that 4chan in general is not the place for degenerate normies like that. I just don't understand why he posts here at all.

>>7070848

I'm not a transwoman.

>>7069284
Rugby pls

Umm is real gay saunas like actual orgies?

>>7070995
>go to saunas
>you die
its a gay deathtrap anon, don't fall for their lies

>>7071057
I'd go there with my beefy hookup to protect though. now answer my q

>tfw no bf to pee on me

>>7071079
Who are you quoting?

>>7070505
I would. Or at least fuck.
A lot of people will argue that you shouldn't because he's shallow, but would you still want to date him if he put on 160lbs overnight?
Being fat reflects on your personality not just your fitness. Losing that weight shows you have determination and are willing to better yourself.

>>7071079

>not drinking his pee
>letting his hot salty golden nectar go to waste

>>7070791
There's tons of cute twinks on grindr. At least in my area.

>>7071114
What is your area ? Seriously, I need to go there immediately.

>>7070413
That you're all normie shitstains who have school and work

Can't wait til you fuckers get old and kill yourselves when you can't act like degenerates any longer

>>7071117
Pretty rural, but there's a fairly big college near by. We get a new crop of twinks every year.

>>7071142
I'm in a rural area with a college nearby, but it's a pretty small liberal arts college that only has ugly hipsters.

>>7071146
That sucks. Now that I think about it, all the qt twinks I've fucked were in engineering or medicine.

>>7071152
Well that explains it. The college in my area has neither of those. But I'm majoring in engineering, so when I transfer out of community college maybe it'll be my time. Also I hate you for having sex outside of a committed relationship. You're a bad person and should feel ashamed.

>>7071158
>Slut shaming
Nyet. I don't want to invest months into a relationship before discovering we aren't sexually compatible.
Just wrap it up and you'll be fine.

>>7071099
I think being shallow is a worse personality red flag than being fat. Being fat just means you eat carelessly and don't work out but doesn't say much about the rest of your personality, being shallow shows you're usually incapable of empathy, don't view humans as complex people beneath the skin but rather simply attractive and unattractive dolls for your entertainment(possible symptom of sociopathy) and judge everything based upon what meets you at first glance.

Though, hilariously, most of the shallow people I've met that demand an attractive bf look like shit themselves, they just get so caught up in their delusions that they lose touch with reality and expect everyone around them to look like someone out of their fantasies. They don't know what it's like to love someone because of their personality because they never actually socialize or get to understand other people.

>>7071424
>>7071424
>>7071424