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post butt

>try to meet someone
>get scared and cancel
how do you stop doing this?

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cute frog girl

>>7064168
no.
& unfortunately for all parties involved, it's nothing to look @

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hey /mtfg/
how doing?
everything okay?

>>7064172
i dunno

whoops, i forgot the subject

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>>7064168

>>7064178

what anime is that

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Forgot subject. But that's okay.

>>7064168
Like, as a posting tax? Here's 1 butt for you. Not my butt because nobody on Earth would like to see that. But a butt.

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>>7064178
Of course not

>>7064186
『となりのサインフェルド』

>>7064188
yea, i noticed.
i'll make sure to get it right next time

>>7064188
how to i get a gf that looks like that

>>7064193
heather ily

>>7064163
I think I need the technical term senpai to get it across

>>7064197
stop being cute anon reee
pls be nearby

>>7064198
what you need is my dick inside you

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i think i might have brain problems.
go to my soundcloud & see what i'm find out what i'm talking about.
my username over there is giggleplex

>>7064198
Pretty sure the technical term is "laser."
Problem is that's also the colloquial term.
So if it's NOT IPL you're good.

>>7064200
is 10000 miles considered close

>>7064203
okay thank senpai, I'll check thier site before hand to make sure on what laser they use or just never call back if they say ipl
>>7064201
better marry me first

>>7064210
sometimes they might have both, so you really gotta check with a tech or over the phone desu

>>7064215
I'll ask them specifically the details on the differences between the two and they better answer given I'm gonna be spending thousands, I assume legit laser costs more? just go with more expensive option?

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>tfw really want to slice up my arms again
This is the first time in months I've gotten these kinds of urges and I'm trying to go to sleep to try and stop them
>>7064178
Lol no
>>7064175
f r o g

>>7064219
legit laser costs more than IPL yeah, but don't spend money that you don't have to

>>7064202
You internet rappers sure are getting sneaky. I'm not checking your fucking soundcloud.

>>7064220
stop being an addict >~<

>>7064223
i'm not a rapper.
i make soundclowns

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my bf just fucked me so hard that i came all over my ex girlfriend's fav shirt as he came inside of me calling me a good girl and making me beg for his cock and for him to cum and idek
this is probably the most AGP thing i've ever done and it made me think of yall. hope you're enjoying your weekends and are being bisluts <3

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>>7064195
>how to i get a gf that looks like that
I wish I could advise you there, but I cannot.

>>7064228
i wanna slut it up but not attractive
feelsbad

>>7064209
no ;=;
>>7064220
:( whats wrong?

>>7064223
>>7064225
here's a sample of what soundclown is
https://youtu.be/iSqyXYGHA_Y

>>7064222
technically not my money senpai, I got my mom to help out and I don't think a few grand is too far out of reach, just a few overtime shifts for her which are going to be readily available this winter and I'm gonna help out extra a home during that. That and I vomit quite often from dysmorphia so it's kinda required for my health right now and to keep me away from self harm

>>7064228
I kind of want that I think

>>7064232
Iktf
Same
Guess it doesn't matter anyway
Meh

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>tfw you meet yourself but successful and biologically female
I didn't know this was actually possible. We like all the same things but she actually has them. I really want to die now.

Fuck I am really cute
but rn
im SUPER dysphoric
with myself
rn
~_~

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Is there a way you can make suicide look like an accident or murder?

>>7064248
>tfw ugly as fuck and dysphoric

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>>7064232

who doesn't love a hamster?

>>7064242

it's wonderrrrrrrrrrrfuuuuuullllllll
also i'm so fucking high rn that it made everything evennn bettterrrr. literally best sex of my life. ima marry him just for the dick.
smoking a dab and making out is best doe

>>7064251
Get a knife, paint your face black, and give a cop a hug.

>>7064238
I'm just feeling incredibly stressed and I'm terrible at dealing with things and I'm all alone in dealing with it. I never used to self harm until it just got too bad and now I have to fight the urges every time things get bad.

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>>7064245
Keep your chin up, Anon. Keep on struggling and grasp happiness.

>>7064251
please do not post my waifu ok

>>7064254
I don't live in the US

>>7064259
I'll post whoever I want

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>>7064256
:c you dont have to be alone
my skype is milesthebestguy and my discord is Smiles#5392 if you wanna talk
or even just here if thats better for you

>>7064245
So you're bitching because you found your soulmate?

>>7064253
I've never done that
Idk if I ever will though....

I'd like to try though

>>7064228
omg

can i switch back time
to go to late july
when things were luckier
like
at least emotionally
i wasn't torched everytime i saw certain things
i didnt have things to be upset about really
but now i have a bunch of cancer lined up

>>7064228
Don't care
Fuck off

>tfw you trigger a 6 stack on overwatch so hard by saying ez after a 3 minute long overtime they all start talking shit and spamming friend requests on you
heh
ez

>>7064273
I want to go back in time and kick my mother in the stomach when she's pregnant with me

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>tfw smiles isn't immortal
what kind of cruel world is this?

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>>7064277
But Em. The world is a better place with you in it. Just because your meat mecha needs maintenance doesn't mean you shouldn't exist.

>>7064273
sure, ill allow it

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>>7064269

before you................go away on your extended vacation, when we go to disneyland, we should get you some dick

>>7064271

>mfw fucked up sex hair while his cum leaks out of me

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I wish I didn't exist.

>First 12 hour shift since surgery

Kill me...

>>7064289
The world is worse with me honestly, I'm a pest and scum and need to just fucking die already

>>7064269
maeve you can borrow my penis if you want

>>7064290
pAlrighty, then how do I do this?
>>7064293
sometimes i know this feelio

good morning <3

tfw you spend all day inside with bf during storm, and your day consists of cuddling, making pizzas, smoking weeds, n kisses. I need this so much more often.

>>7064291
I want to but men are.........
Girl penis was my compromise but I really need just conquer my fear of men
Too bad the Tindr guys who message me are trash

>>7064293
iktf.
but i guess i haven't been going though that for quite a while

>>7064291
>death is an extended vacation
Fucked up to say to a friend who is dying

>>7064303
Mornin!

>>7064293
Me too

>>7064303
hi

>>7064300
I'm not Maeve I am confused >>7064308
Don't talk to my sister like that you don't even know us

I'm not dead if people remember me anyway

>>7064303
morning carol ^^
hope your day goes well

>>7064308
Why's mercury dying?

>>7064314
Aren't you dying of terminal cancer or where you just lying for attention

>>7064291
Question, but why do you have stupid people for friends?
The other day maddie gave away her full name and where she works at on soc.
Is she retarded or just desperate?

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>>7064306

men are hella fuckin annoying..and trifling.....BUT THE DICK IS GOOD
we just need to find you a good one!

>>7064308

who are you to tell us how to cope??

>>7064322

did she really??????

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>>7064296
Most humans are pests and scum, Em. Most are. The self-realization means you're already better than most.

You don't need to die. You need to stop obsessing on the bad things and exacerbating them. You're worth something. You really are.

>>7064263
I'll just talk here cuz it's easier on my phone
I just have a million things at once to deal with (late bills, important exams that I'm not ready for, job hunting) and it's all too much to deal with on top of my immense self hatred. Plus I was taking to my mom and she could tell I was so stressed but I couldn't talk to her about it. And I just started to feel a million times worse after I talked to her and just cried into my pillow because everything sucks no matter what I do. I'm so alone in life and it's finally caught up to me and I just start to feel like everything would be better if I was gone

>>7064314
oops sorry both of your names start with "m"
i made a huge mistake and i hope one day you can find it in your heart forgive me, even if i don't really deserve it.

>>7064324
Well she gave her full name and where she lives. I just looked up universities in that area with her name and she turned up plus a paper she wrote that was contributed under her old name

>>7064316
See >>7064317
Am I dying? Yes.
Do I need to have it brought up and thrown in my face all the time? No
I was also quoting Captain Kirk in the Star Wars movie where the pointy ear guy dies
>>7064324
Yeeeee I want to eliminate trifling ass bitch made ain't shit people
Like
Mmmmmm I don't want to deal with those ppl male or female ugh

>>7064325
How am I worth anything? I'm a useless piece of shit who has no talent and is a fucking drain on his family and society

>>7064333
How long do you have left to live for?

>>7064330
I forgive you
You know
I am actually a surprisingly loving and forgiving person
I kind of don't like that I am so nice
I should tell you to kys or something
But
That's dumb.
Nbd, our names do look alike.
I'll alter mine to make I easier on everyone

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>>7064327
:c im so sorry youre going through all that
is there any possiblity you can apply for extentsions for the exams? maybe that could help?
and im really glad your mother could help you out even if you couldnt talk about it, next time you have the opportunity you should let her know
im not much good with these kinds of things but if you wanna talk ill always be online on those things i just sent
i hope things go okay for you

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i miss my family

>>7064333
hugg

>>7064334
Not that anon, but you're a human being and a fun person to talk to and be friends with.
Talent is a rare thing, not everyone's supposed to have it.
Family is supposed to support you when you need it, and so's society. It doesn't matter, don't worry.
Also stop misgendering yourself.

>>7064331

it prob wasn't her lol

>>7064333

ye it's hard to avoid them too :/ but we can do it i think

>>7064338
>basically say I don't want to talk about or constantly be reminded of my impeding demise
>just asks me more questions about it
Okay bye
And I said once before anyway

>>7064348
You must know me, who are you?
Also I'm not misgendering myself, I'm clearly a man

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I'm a boy now my dudes
Please respect that

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>>7064334
You have potential, Em. Even if you're fighting off depression and might not feel like it, you still have potential.

You can draw up something from deep inside and seize the day. I know I'm just some total stranger over the internet, but I believe in you.

>>7064344
i'm in love with you

>>7064358
you look mentally retarded

>>7064358
im many ways you look like a girl

>>7064356
alex desu
and you're not a man, you're a girl and you're gonna get super cute <3

>>7064358
That's silly red, stop being so silly >~<

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I love you all I'm sorry I'm having mental I'll and showing hate I'm getting an appointment with therapist
I need to just be happy
I love you all!

>>7064364
I won't be
I'll always be a man
HRT is really just an anti-depressant at this stage

>>7064365
i love you more

>>7064350
Actually it was her.
I called the university she works at, got her extension abd heard her voice through her office's voicemail.

As for the paper, it was submitted under her female name; however the paper's author had the first and middle names initialized but same last name. Those letters were G.M (last name)

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I'm just a failed man I'm sorry please love me

>>7064365
>>7064358
You okay Red?

>>7064345
They won't give me an extension unless I'm part of the program the school had for students with learning disabilities. Plus one of those exams got moved up because everyone else in the class wanted to take it earlier. So instead of one exam I might be able to handle now I have two exams that I'm totally unprepared for in classes I'm struggling in.
I'm nervous to tell her because she keeps thinking I have a handle on everything, even in reality I never have. I've just lucked into situations. Plus I can't really tell her about the bill because it's from my last blood test for my hormone levels, and I'm not out to her yet. Not being out to her is starting to eat away at me too, and make me feel miserable and sad.

>>7064358
>that kaposis sarcoma mark
the AIDS meme was right

Okay so you lot might remember an idea that I had yesterday where I would Fake an attempt suicide by downing a bottle of Tic Tacs instead of Pills.

Thought about it for a while and I realized while it will have the impact I want, it could tarnish my relationship with my family and friends if they found out it was tic tacs and not pills.

So I was wondering if some people here had a better idea.

I think it was Sarah who suggested to show my Mom the show JAZZ, about a 15 year old Transgender girl transitioning, and while that's a good idea, it won't really convince my Mom to ignore the legality of Self Medding and the dangers of it.

Though I could be wrong, maybe the show does clear that up but Sarah never got back to me.

Right now though I am interested in any ideas that could convince my Mom that despite it being Illegal, it's the best choice for me.
Plus she thinks its dangerous due to what my Endo said, how I can get Strokes, Blood Clots, all that amazing goodies while being on HRT.

>>7064377
uhhhh
what?

>tfw you're bored out of your mind but don't drink or use
God, I'm really considering it right now. What to do girls

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I hate Overwatch.

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>t f w

>>7064369
I love you forever red
you're not a man at all

>>7064379
What? I am asking for advice.

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>>7064392

>>7064397
>faking a suicide with tic tacs
thats literally retarded

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>>7064399
Shoo you

>>7064401
That's the best idea I got, that's why I came here to ask if anyone had any better ideas.

>>7064369
that's a cisgirl face.
you might not make it as a man

>>7064405
But its retarded. Just get a PO box nigga

>>7064377
It's the best option because, historically and today, doctors are transphobic as fuck. They see who you are, your identity, as a disease.
They make decisions about your body and keep the choice out of your hands - that's fucked up.

Plus it's not even illegal from your end, it's 100% legal to buy foreign medications and bring them in for personal use.

>>7064399
that pic is cute

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>Lil Boy: "Are you a boy or a girl? Because I can't really tell.."
>His mom: "I'm so sorry; he doesn't know boys can have long hair too"
>Me: "DX"

what should i spend $70 of amazon credit on?

>>7064411
buy me things please

>>7064410
Hugg :<

>>7064407
PO box...what?
How will getting a PO Box convince my mom to let me self med.

Besides I don't have the money to self med.
If I got my Mom on my side with Self Medding, it would be easier.

>>7064408
My Psychiatrist isn't Transphobic, nor is my Doctor, the Endo isn't as she is following the great law of Australia where you have to go through Family Court to win the rights to let your child to start HRT (you might not even win), or wait till you are 18 and then start HRT.

Also tell my Mom that it's not illegal from my end, she won't listen.

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>>7064369
>>7064358
I like cute boys how long is ur penis
>>7064360
;----;
>tfw no one is truely in love with me
>tfw if I love someone I can be guaranteed they're going to ditch me for some reason or another
>tfw I will only be attracted to people who will inevitably hurt me in someway
>tfw if I were to live long enough I would be doomed to repeat my mothers mistakes except worse bc im more crazy
>tfw even if I weren't dying I'd kill ™ self anyway
>tfw no gf
That's nice of you anon I appreciate you saying it, even if it's probably not true

>>7064416
I mean, just get a PO box and self med nigga
Get a job or something.

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i hung out with kat/dana
ama

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>>7064410
>be me @ psych med dispensary
>a child asks parents, "is that a boy or a girl?"
>look around for gender ambiguous assholes
>nope
>parents say nothing
>i have short hair

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>>7064413
BIGG HUGG CAROLINE <3 (mega)

>>7064350
We can do it if we try
Let's hit Disneyland and I can get lots of male attention
>>7064410
Did you look like a woman-?
>>7064411
Buy me something sweet~?
Maybe we can make a trade of some sort

Went to friends house to avoid being home because I really felt like I was going to kill myself. I'm high on drugs. I'm not suicidal, and I'm not crying into 4chan, I just don't get it.

What quality about me unnerves people. Is it my arguing? Or are they just stupid and ignorant? I can't tell what it is, but I cause chaos. My friend got in a blow out cunt yelling argument with his mom. They scream at each other (I was sitting between them on the couch watching the movie the gray). I think I caused it, cuz I mumbled that it was ridiculous and then my friend was like "see mom it's ridiculous" and she told him to shut up. Then I felt bad, but then they both went zero to 100 and now they're smoking cigarettes in different rooms.

Why don't I have meditative friends who listen to music? And don't live at home. I live at home too though.

I am a bit of a sperg. At 25, I'm a hopeless wreck.

>>7064422
Did you give her a hug from me? :3
Also, I'm really jealous of you now ><
aaaa

Did you have fun? <3

>>7064422
I want to pinch her cheeks
Did you snuggle?
>>7064426
yeah yr femme af in the face
short hair just cuz repression?

>>7064420
Getting a job in my town is pretty much impossible, since it's such a small town, most people hire people they actually know, and since I don't go out, they don't know me.

Even if I did get a job, I am not guaranteed to have it longer than a couple weeks.
My Brother and his boss were such good cooks, that their food was talked about in cities that are hours away from the actual place they worked at.
But that didn't stop them from being fired twice in less than a year.

>>7064405
Testosterone is actively poisoning you every day you don't have at LEAST something to block it.

Threaten or attempt self-orchie if they won't listen.

>>7064416
I meant the system is transphobic, not necessarily the doctors. Sorry for assuming.

Also explain to your mom how it's your body and should be your choice, and having to beg a court for permission is retarded, unfair, and inhumane.

Why can't you have the medicine you need to stop your body from hurting you? Ridiculous.

>>7064429
sing

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>>7064432
yes i did give her a hug and mention you!
yeah! we went to burger king and to the store and just kinda chatted about stuff, she showed me her bike too. preeetty sick. just not my size cause im a big girl

>>7064433
we hugged and i gave her one of those pats on the head!
and omg shes such a cute lil tomato rite

>>7064411
Looks like someone got a new credit card

>>7064411
Depends what you want/need, Anon. I'd recommend some Monk Plus headphones, but Lee doesn't have an official Amazon store and the ones for sale are scalped and more than double the normal price.

>>7064419
fuck i know those feels
>>7064422
hot flag

>>7064437
Yay :3
Thanks frog <3 <3 <3

Also, that sounds pretty fun ^^
She's been working on the bike for a while, right?

>>7064419
<3
You're a special person and anybody would be lucky to have you

>>7064428
<3 Juni :3
<3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3
<3 <3 <3

tfw haven't ridden kat's patrician bike yet...

>7064429
boymode :/
>>7064437
i wamt bk 2

>>7064433
no.
kinda scared of sporting long hair
& keep in mind that this happened 2 years ago.
maybe i should have included that in the story

>>7064442
I wanna iron it >:(
>>7064444
yeah! it's a beautiful little thing
>>7064449
i'd love to get you bk if you're ever in the area juniper ! you can be a cheeto princess all you want

>>7064419
it is true.
ever since you forgave me for accidentally calling you maeve i havent been able to get you out of my head

>>7064451
I wanna see pictures of it ><

>>7064435
>Testosterone is actively poisoning you every day you don't have at LEAST something to block it.

I don't have anything, you have to go through Family court to get onto blockers, but fuck me amirite, the damn Endo said that I DON'T NEED BLOCKERS CUZ HOW FAR I AM INTO PUBERTY.

Fuck me.

>Threaten or attempt self-orchie if they won't listen.
I highly doubt Threaten would do anything considering I already told my Mom and Endo that I'd rather fucking die than wait, and made sure that they would get that through their thick skulls. But it did fuck all, they don't care enough to help me.

Also if I was going as far to Attempt mutilation, I would go the extra step and attempt suicide.

>Also explain to your mom how it's your body and should be your choice, and having to beg a court for permission is retarded, unfair, and inhumane.

I have, she always say that I will just have to wait till I am 18 (10 months from now).

>>7064439
I actually got a gift card for finishing a 3 year long survey through my uni. Got $100 for finishing all 6 surveys.
>>7064412
>>7064429
i want to buy me things
girl things

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>>7064448
I wish someone loved me like this

>>7064244
You promised me butt "while it looks good" remember?

>>7064451
iron my EYEBALLS with ur TONGUE
xd

I will always remember you mercury I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever forget

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>>7064450
why scared?
>>7064451
tfw

>>7064377
How old are you, kiddo?

>>7064460
Obnoxiously spamming a 4chan thread is not love

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how did mercury get that gold star?
is she fucking the teacher or something?

>>7064467
afraid of being clocked.
afraid of what my family would say.
afraid of it not looking good

>>7064469
17 and counting

I wanna cuddle Kat/Dana ><

>>7064474
i think it might be an emoji

>>7064474
i fucked the teacher too

>>7064482
but you don't even have a gold star
mercury must be better at it..

fug

>>7064482
you said a cuss, im telling

>>7064422
wait are you racist too
im disappointed i liked you frog

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I prefer the pronouns he/him and I have a secret fetish for interracial bbc twink pov because I wanna take bbc

>>7064458
10 more months of puberty could destroy you, physically and mentally, so I don't know what the fuck either of them are thinking.

If you go to school, start failing everything. Just stay in bed and cry all day until they help you, because clearly attempting to communicate isn't getting through to them.

doing drugs might help you feel better, or maybe selling them for a dealer or something idk. There's always ways to make money if you don't care about the law.

>>7064459
clothes desu

>>7064488
you share a lot of information about yourself red

>>7064488
god I want to cum inside you

>>7064483
i'm going to give myself a gold star too

>>7064488
it's too bad bbc is attached to black guys

>>7064436
No
https://clyp.it/jp4jofuo

>>7064488
red why are you a boy sometimes and a girl sometimes im confused

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>>7064476
being clocked as what?
it will look good...
long hair is best for everyone

>>7064494
My great-grandfather had a gold star too

>>7064500
what did you name your ferrets

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>>7064488
would you show me your butt for some red-snacks?

>>7064488
red, i'm sorry, but you're not going to be gendered as male.
it's just not gonna happen.
every time you go outside, somebody's gonna say "that's a really cute girl"

>>7064452
Lol
>>7064445
Eh
Maybe
But probably no
>>7064462
What do I get
>>7064459
Buy skincare or grooming products then
>>7064473
Tru........
>>7064493
Why did I laugh

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>>7064499
pic related it's red

>>7064488
you're just a tumblr-tier special snowflake if you want he/him without putting any effort into presenting as male

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>tfw you probably fucked up

>>7064458
>I DON'T NEED BLOCKERS CUZ HOW FAR I AM INTO PUBERTY
Fucking hons.
I hate how it's 50 year-olds that are considered educated, even though their bodies are rapidly decaying and not in a state for new growth. Fucking clueless.

>>7064477
Parents are the fucking worst. They're so afraid of letting you do something "drastic" because you heard something in the internet. It's a shame that nobody takes transfolk seriously because of a) fearmongering and b) sjws

Where do you live? I know some lgbt centers have drop-in hours for teens; Mazzoni (Philadelphia) does for certain, and they'll do it for free.

sometimes I get really scared or sad or both for no reason i don't like it

>>7064488
black is good
dark chocolate is delicious

>>7064499
I'm a boy rn
>>7064497
Good thing I'm into beastiality too ;333
>>7064493
Use me anon n
>>7064504
Skype me at derp223
I had 3/4s a bottle of wine and two bowls of weed

>>7064458
>I have, she always say that I will just have to wait till I am 18 (10 months from now).

Classic diversion tactic. She hopes it's a phase and thinks if she can stall you long enough you'll go off the idea. My parents did the same, kept coming up with more and more reasons why certain things were a bad idea. At some point you'll have to put your foot down and get it in her head that this is happening because there will always be another excuse.

wtf my fingernails
smell like apples
and they're painted like pumpkins???

>>7064499
She was accepted widely as a girl while presenting as a boy, and it fucked with her head a little.

>>7064523
do they taste like apples too
can i eat them

I hate waking up
With a feeling of despair
Inexplicably

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Fuck I'm off the planet rn
I love you all
I love frog and kat and Kaylee and Amy and juniper and I want to be connected


>>7064515
I want to submit to blackkkk

>>7064523
alex ily

>>7064530
Your face is literally frozen in duckface isnt it.

>>7064502
idk yet
i named one kayla desu
i was thinking kamina and simon fit well but kamina is too many syllables.

>>7064507
I want to be a good femmeboy
Western civilization is built on the backs and butts of femboys

>>7064534
what about lauren

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>>7064457
wish i had some!
its a lil red road bike.

>>7064464
u got it kid

>>7064467
:3 ill be waiting!

>>7064486
nah i'm pretty liberal!
dw

>>7064488
no take a hug from me redd

>>7064530
<3

>>7064530
Red a cute :3
I <3 Red

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Trolling games is fun
It's even more fun when they believe I'm a girl without even having to voice or anything
I had fun losing in csgo just cause we were all joking and stuff
guys offered me their snapchat lmao

>>7064512
>b) sjws

The girl I am seeing turned out to be a huge sjw and told me that medical advances in understanding biological causes and treatments of transsexuality were "harmful to transfer identities"... Fuck actualy helping people right?

>>7064500
being clocked as trans

>>7064536
Lauren a cute.
>>7064538
<3 Frog :3

>>7064529
fuck iktf so well
>>7064530
yr libido is overwhelming to hear about lol
love you too

>>7064538
pls come down and give me bk ;w;
i will um
idk what i can do for you if you were to visit though
i doubt its worth it cuz of the distance
._.
bk isnt important though
i just want nice friends and you seem awesome l-lol

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>>7064510
What happened?

>>7064521
No. They're too unstable.
You've asked me this before.

>>7064522
My dad told me to wait a year when I came out to him. When I came back to him 6 months later saying I had been thinking about it for over 2 years now, and was going to have my first appt with my endo, he said he wanted me to wait until after college (3 more years). I said fuck that shit.

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Alright it's time for this little red to wash his face, get in bed and snuggle and kiss and nibble the neck of my beautiful girlfriend

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>>7064528
I really doubt it
Also why do you want me to stick my fingers in your mouth, that's lewd >~<

>>7064532
>alex ily
WTF
W-who are you???
and thanks I guess?? >///<

Impending sadness
Makes me wish that I could sleep
An eternity

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hugg Lauren :D

..tfw didn't shower or shave for like 48 hours before pic related

>>7064506
A standing erection.

>>7064544
Yep. People need their safe space circle-jerking validated more than the world needs medical advancements.

This is actually why I came to 4chan in the first place. I wanted to talk about what causes people to be trans.

>>7064555
Goodnight Red <3
>>7064557
Hugg Nepy <3

>>7064554
Good, keep it up and don't let them holdown you back. I had to do like, an ultimatum to get it across that it was actualy happening, though I guess I had the advantage of being 21 at the time so less dependant on them / under their influence.

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>>7064555
get milked qt
>>7064557
lemme sleep with you tho

>>7064541
It helps that your username is a girl's name lol. I changed my steam name to Charlotte, and might play some cs:go tomorrow or something to see how people react.

>>7064534
simon & bolivar

>>7064535
You would be queen of the fembois <3

>>7064541
check ur female privilege

>>7064558
D'awww the ferret is so cute ><
Also, you're cute
<3 <3 <3

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>>7064555
yea, i'm really not seeing it.
you're a cute little redhead. that's what i see when i look @ you.
but yea, g'night

>animals screeching in my backyard
i don't like this

>>7064556
it's more like sticking pumpkins/apples in my mouth (which is only a little lewd..)

>>7064491
I don't do physical school, I do homeschool through Distance Education, it supplies actual school work and has actual teachers.
So far I lost the motivation to do my school work.

>>7064512
I live in the fantastic Australia Land.

>>7064574
foxes maybe?

>>7064560
Yea exactly. I don't get how anyone can be happy like that either. Like, she stayed for 3 days and everything we did she could find something she thought was sexist or racist or misogynistic about it.

I know that feeling too, that three days drove me back here after like... 3 years now?

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>>7064488
Why are ppl hug boxing you?
Cis guy here, you look like a guy. Not a masculine one, but a guy.

Why is everyone telling you, that you look female?

Bridging connections
With people of time gone past
Hurts when they hurt you

>>7064522
I'm pretty sure my mom Believes me now, she didn't back in 2012, but now she does and accepts it.

She wants me to wait 10 months because once I hit 18, I don't have to go through the Court and spend thousands of dollars and wait months (so many months that I'd be 18 by the time I am in the court)

>>7064544
I get what she means, but taking choices away from people by opposing science isn't the way to go. Choice should be balanced with health.

>>7064586
i thought i was being being sincere

>>7064582
ive never seen a fox near here

it stopped so i guess whatever it was is gone

>>7064588
Everybody hurts..
...sometimes

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>>7064595
*tips*

>>7064578
Oh, that's ok then :p
*presents fingers*

>>7064581
I really don't know then >~<

You're still young, so you could probably make good money sucking off adult men thru craigslist. Dangerous, but so's ten months of no help whatsoever.

>>7064582
But what do they say?

>>7064546
<33

>>7064550
do i omg aa
isla i'm already your friend! you're very nice, if i ever get a chance i'll be there.
and ill try my best to make something like burger king bahaha

>>7064555
cuties! when can i feed red and kaylee

>>7064591
Well yea, at least in the UK nobody is going to force you to undergo a treatment you don't want. That said, you can't stop pursuing something that some people want because other people don't want it. People get more choice if you actively explore options / alternatives.

time to go read sissy erotica until i fall asleep

>>7064564
I was actually 19 at the time, and was in a complex college situation. I've since moved out (currently 20) and am mostly living on my own.
Thankfully, my parents saw that Im happier and take better care of my body, so they're kinda on board with my transition now. Its a shame I had to push so hard to get here though. My relationships with them are laden with paranoia, because I spent so much time fighting their dissent.

>>7064581
Fun. :/
Unfortunately I don't know much about it.
Do some research if you can, reach out to a nearby trans support group if you have to. I know my dad saw suicide threats as a cry for attention, not for help.

>>7064584
She /autism/. It makes me sad that this kind of thinking is actually encouraged.

>>7064559
Meh
That is not a reward for me
>>7064586
People perceptions vary.
Most people here will be told they look female regardless of their actual appearance, because everyone is perceiving everyone else as female

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>>7064593
maybe it was a small person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0fPoH2gWzc

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>>7064500
>>7064545
so i guess that w/ short hair i look like a bishy?
does that mean that people will clock me as trans if i keep my hair short?

>>7064590
Consult the endo and have them talk to your mom about the safe dosage and things if you selfmed, and like, let your mom control the dose and shit. She might feel better that way, and it'll be with a doctor's advice and sort-of ovesight.

>>7064602
Ya this! I agree with this anon <3

>>7064603
sounds fun :p

>>7064604
>Do some research if you can, reach out to a nearby trans support group if you have to.
Closet group is in another town, hours away.

>>7064601
:p
just one day please ;w;
i really really want friends that seem super nice like you
i need friends to help me get over stuff ._.

I just want to be feminine but I'll never be a girl. I'm a boy. I've failed

>>7064598
have you listened to country feedback before?
it's one of the saddest songs i've heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CYitiDJPTE

>>7064604
Yea, I get that. I can tell you that I actualy feel closer to my parents and a lot of my family now that I have transitioned and they can see that I'm happier. Hopefully the same will happen for you too.

Yea she seems like it, all I know is I can't date someone like that so I guess I'mean back to single life pretty soon

Anyway, time for work, enjoy your day!

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>>7064609
>I just think you're the hottest girl here by far and you seem fun.
This sounds like low quality bait, ngl.

I wish I could please Kaylee with a real girl body but I can't

>>7064614
iktf

>>7064611
>Consult the endo and have them talk to your mom about the safe dosage and things if you selfmed, and like, let your mom control the dose and shit. She might feel better that way, and it'll be with a doctor's advice and sort-of ovesight.

That WAS the plan, but the endo didn't want anything to do with it and said how dangerous it is (blood clots, heart failure, strokes, etc) and that its illegal and wont help me if I self med.

>>7064614
You can still be a girl, how's those hormones?

>>7064615
this sounds super sad in like the first 5 seconds holy shit

I want to be cute for Kat and Juniper

>>7064611
<3

>>7064608
Do you want short hair or are you afraid of upsetting people? If you want short hair it's fine. But don't let fear tell you what you want.
>>7064614
yr #~9999999999993

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>>7064599

>>7064623
these clothes don't fit us right
and i'm to blame
it's all the same
>>7064624
good job yr cute : D

I'm gonna sleep now. Drunkenness is turning into a headache. No fun desu.

>>7064612
If you can drive, plan a trip to wherever you have to go and see whoever you have to see.

>>7064617
>day
You mean night?

>>7064631
I'm not cute yet
I wanna be sweeter and cute
so that I can make you both happy >~<

>>7064622
Explain to them that you're going on HRT regardless, the risk of you actually killing yourself is worse right now. HRT risks blood clots and shit the same way that birth control does, and there are millions of girls on birth control.

Educate them, it's only illegal if you were buying from people in your country, and all you need from the endo is blood tests anyway.

>>7064632
>If you can drive, plan a trip to wherever you have to go and see whoever you have to see.
Learners License, need an adult who has a full license with me to drive.

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I should kill myself because I'll always be a boy

>>7064634
if you stopped trying to kys and hurting yrself it would make me immensely happy tbqh

>>7064640
I'm trying not to kms =/
>>7064639
=(
Don't do that

>>7064639
are you going to yiff in hell when you do that

>>7064632
drink lotsa water before bed

>>7064639
if youre actually red then no, you shouldn't. You're basically a girl right now and i wanna beat you the fuck up for saying that you should.
Bad girl.

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>>7064633
I don't have red hair lmfao

>>7064639
have kaylee do it..
(can i help plz?)
(or at least watch?)
(is kaylee kool with that?)
also how is Kaylee?

>>7064632
nini ^^

>>7064635
Apparently if I go on HRT, I will need to be monitored by people constantly, and since the Endo won't help cuz it's illegal, that plan is not going to happen and therefore, my Mom won't let me self med cuz I won't be monitored.

Also she won't listen when I tell her facts, she only listens to the "Professionals"
At least my Dad admits that I know more than Him and my Mom.

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new trip that no one knows
>>7064613
yeah! lets be friends and opportunities will present themselves.
i'm glad you think i'm nice, kat and i think you're a sweet kid
also i joke but i still think of you as 16/17

>>7064632
hope you can rest well teamie.
i'm back home and i can start playing after tomorrow

>>7064639
red youre a little girl
what do you think of my drawing?

>>7064639
please don't. ;_;
the world needs beautiful bishies like you.
who else would be able to complement those silly paw mitts?
i'm sorry, ok?
but, you're too cute to die

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>tfw this birthday cake ice cream is fucking delicious and the entire thing was only 280 calories
The people who came up with this are wizards.

>>7064646
You're cute and that's a lot of black you're wearing o.o

oh man i forgot about bishies

>>7064653
Calories mean nothing when it's pumped full of Sugar.

>tfw you feel ridiculous when you wear girl clothes
At least I feel something desu

>>7064650
The professionals work in a system that doesn't treat you like a human being, the law doesn't treat you like a human being, there's no compassion.

It's not illegal for the endo to help, she's just trying to protect the state-endorsed monopoly doctors have over people's health. It's fucking sickening.

>>7064651
what the shit
good drawing

>>7064653
Aspartame is toxic

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>>7064645
I love being beaten
It's what I deserve for being a useless boywhore
>>7064647
Of course I'll have Kaylee do it. I want her to beat me until I die or cum
>>7064651
I want to kiss it's so cute very good I love you
>>7064652
I'm a hateful bigot who wants black men to wreck me, my life is in shambles

>>7064660
tfw gonna wear girl clothes with neptune

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>>7064657
It actually has very little sugar. You think I dont check this shit scrub?

>>7064636
Noooooo
;ω;
Give your parents information about HRT. Give them everything scientific and accurate you can find.

>>7064651
I'm still effectively away at my parents place until late Monday. I might be able to play tomorrow, but I'm not sure. No promises.

>>7064654
Unfortunately I don't have much money or many clothes. I could give you a wish list or something if you wanna buy me a new top or something.

>>7064660
once you get a hang of fashion it probably won't be so bad

>>7064632
Ahh night then, I'mean in the UK so it's 8am here

>>7064663
I wanna beat you up ngl
but I like you and I don't think you should be beaten
Don't feel so bad about yourself, you don't deserve that!

>>7064661
thanks!

>>7064663
thank you red omg!
ily too, treat yourself well and cuddle with kaylee a lot okay?

>>7064667
busy tmrw!
next day tho, fuck ya

>>7064651
yes please
but
thank you <3
and ya i know u think of me as underage still ._.
buuut i hope they rlly do present themself

>>7064663
ok....
this is actually getting pretty scary to read

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tfw ftm bully boss bought me a 4 shot latte and saved me from bully customer

<3

sorry if this is birdy's pic

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>>7064670
3 am here.

>>7064674
Yisss, lez kick assu

>>7064626
i do feel comfortable w/ short hair

>>7064667
>I could give you a wish list or something
ya do it, I might get you something~
You're gonna have to post butt tho.

>>7064676
You should still be underage, your mom should petition a court to put you back under her legal guardianship.

>>7064678
cool boss and cool pic <3

I like being peed on :333

>>7064684
Yes we know Red.

>>7064683
but
im not underage
i have to do paperwork
and set up appointments :sob:

>>7064661
Yup, pretty much the case here in Straya.
>>7064667
She won't listen. I know she won't, here is an example.
Back in 2014 I had a PC built, it kept dying so we took it into a computer store, they helped out, got it all working, even chucked in a Water Cooler for me, but I knew something was wrong cause despite the Cooler, my Temps were still going above 60-65c

I complained and we took it to another guy and he found that the Fan wasn't facing the right way and that the cord was blocking it and stopping it from blowing air.

I still knew something was wrong cause the temps were still high.

I ignored it though cause no one else gave a fuck and I didn't have the money nor knowledge for a new cooler.

Fast forward to this year, I get money and buy a new cooler, and while I was cleaning the thermal paste off of the Water Cooler that the guys put in for me, what did I find?
They didn't take the fucking Label off that separates the cooler from the CPU.
Which basically means, the cooler was doing fuck all cause they weren't touching properly.

I mean come on how do you miss the big red letters saying "WARNING: PEEL OFF BEFORE USE"

Maybe there was Thermal paste on it, but oh wait, it was a brand new cooler.
Fucking idiots.

Basically, despite all the evidence I showed my Mom, she was still against it because, guess what, THE PROFESSIONALS SAID THERE IS NOTHING WRONG (caps for Emphasis)

That's the same situation I am right now, she only listens to fucking Professionals, she always fucking ignores me when I have a concern and a Professional says its fine.

So yeah, I highly, extremely doubt my Mom will listen to me, because I am not a Professional.

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>>7064676
probably if pooks visits and i can come and shes ok w/ that 100% or if i get old and responsible

>>7064684
same
as a joke

>>7064685
i know red as a joke

>>7064686
youre an adult as a joke

>>7064687
what

>>7064684
same desu

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This thread confuses the shit out of me, but I wish all of you well and luck in finding happiness and joy.

And if depression tries to beat you down, sock that faggot in the face and rape it.

She's done with me now
Superficiality
Shallowness is seen

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>>7064684
i mean, holy shit.
i've thought about humiliating, harming & killing myself --
crap.
where was i going w/ this?

>>7064691
ok
still wonder why she wants to visit tho
im super awkward lol
it owuld have to be ok w/ my mom
and pookie
also
me being an adult isnt a joke :sob:

>>7064684
*pees on u*

>>7064686
Somebody should legally adopt you and protect you from all that hard, scary grownup stuff.

>>7064687
Professionals are humans too, they make mistakes and they're often fucking retards. You know whats best for you more than some cunt with a degree does, because you've done specific research on this subject.

>>7064694
>sock that faggot in the face and rape it.
I'm not a top tho o.o

>>7064701
DIAPER BABY X3

and yes we will see as time passes..
ill also see about getting you some thomas the train jammies uwu

(lets OW once i order comp stuff)

>>7064700
I wanna humiliate you, collar you, and take you for a walk in the park :3
Then when we got home I'd tie you up and give you cuddles <3

>>7064701
>me being an adult isnt a joke :sob:
It totally is desu

>>7064683
How about this - remind me tomorrow when I'm more awake, and I'll post both.

>>7064687
>she always fucking ignores me when I have a concern and a Professional says its fine.
There's something known in the medical industry known as a second opinion. I'm sure you've heard of it. Push that on her, then see if you can cherrypick a really knowledgeable endo and have her come to the meeting.

>tfw no diaps

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>>7064706
[froggu]

>>7064709
And you're back on my hate list.

>>7064706
hehe
stinky
post a poll