Sylveon edition ^=^
Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old: >>7060171
I <3 Dana, Sirona and Juniper =3
What are your plans for when you're older, i.e. pushing into your 40s and 50s? How does the cute girl shtick work then?
>inb4 inevitable comments about killing yourselves before then
Tfw no nep cuddles while you are reading
>>7061664
I guess the idea would be to age into an elegant women. Fulfilling some kind of maturnal role whether that be as a mother or aunt
So, I'm obese and I've desperately been trying to lose weight recently.
Over the past 2 weeks I've been counting my calories, trying to eat at about 500-800 calorie deficit. I've also been doing about 30-50 minutes of cardio a day.
And guess what? Not only did I fail to lose any weight, but I've actually gained 1 kilo.
What the fuck is wrong with me? Why am I such a pathetic piece of shit? What am I supposed to do with it?
No sane person would actually love or want a ugly disgusting landwhale like me. And nobody is gonna take me seriously as a woman when I look like this.
>>7061660
anyway,
just in case spookychan is still here,
thanks, & i'm sorry i missed your question.
i'm 23 years old, & i started hrt 4 months ago
>>7061672
You've done something wrong while counting your calories or calculating your BMR, it's what most likely happened.
Either that or you weight yourself at different times of the day not accounting for bowel movements and meals.
A kg in 2 weeks is a lot to have gained while supposedly doing that.
>>7061672
It's possible you lost fat bit gained muscle and just came up at a net total of 1 kg gained. + 1 kilo isn't that much don't sweat it pal.
>>7061664
I plan (or rather hope) on being settled down with someone, to have a rewarding career, maybe own a house with a nearly paid mortgage.
If I'm really lucky, maybe at some point I'll have adopted and raised a child, by the time I'm 50 they'll probably be getting ready to move out. If not then I'll probably just be a crazy aunt for my sister's kids and give them too much candy, if she has them
tl;dr I don't want to be doing some cute girl schtick when I'm older, hell I don't even do it now. I want to live life as a woman and to feel like I've lived it to its fullest.
>>7061677
whoops.
i wasn't trying to link that post
>>7061664
I plan on retiring in three years and moving to a real city in a flat just large enough to hold a living space, a bedroom, a workshop and a studio. Probably to live alone unless I manage to convince someone to come and live with me.
>>7061628
>>7061630
>>7061632
I mean, I've accepted it at this point.
Transition brought me nothing but sadness and rejection in every aspect of my life but body image.
I Dont have friends either. But, at this point I've stopped expecting there to be someone eventually wanting to be my friend... So I've just kinda made do with little activities and hobbies and sleeping a lot. I like taking Tylenol pm the most b/c I can burn an entire weekend away without existing if in asleep.
A few people on here go on about how "I'm so lucky" I met, who I consider, my soulmate.
But, she works 12 hours a day and I barley get to see her.
I know I've said it on here before... But the only reason I've tried chemical suicides this year rather than a cliff or a gun is b/c I couldn't stand to make it look like a conscious effort and rip her heart out as a selfish act.
So, instead, I exist to go to work, feed my cats, and entertain her for a few hours a day before I go back to bed again.
Tbh, I'm more of a fixture than a person anymore. I Dont really have as much depressive moments as I used to b/c I've accepted all of this as my only place in the world
>>7061686
=(
Please don't suicide
>>7061664
what's wrong with my trusty little suicide plan
>>7061684
Your retiring in your 40's?
>>7061664
My man schtik was going to be a high-powered CEO or politician
As a woman, I am more okay with having a more typical life. Like, being unhappy with my gender as a man, the only way I could possibly see happiness is by becoming "great." As a woman, I just want a simple life with work fulfillment and family and friends.
At 40 or 50, I want to be married or in a long-term committed relationship. With enough money saved up, we'll be able to put a lot of times into hobbies, going out to eat, gardening, winemaking, etc etc
Being trans isn't about being cute, but hell, you can be cute and be older too
>>7061695
Yup. Disability.
Are there any SRS surgeons that aren't butchers? The American surgeons I'm aware of (Meltzer, Bowers, McGinn, Brownstein...) have awful, unnatural-looking results. Brassard apparently makes his patients promise not to publicly display their results and doesn't post pictures on his site, which is sketchy as fuck. Everything I read about Chett (that's not the takedown site) has people who are pleased with their results but have hair in their vaginas. I keep reading that Suporn has gone down in quality, too. Who do I go to? I won't be able to afford to have surgery outside the US for years, but if I can get my insurance to cover an American surgeon I'm going to get a hackjob. If I have to deal with having a penis any longer, I'm probably going to kill myself, but I don't want something freakishly unnatural. I want it to be as normal as possible...
>>7061682
>you will never settle down with elanna
why live desu
>>7061689
... I've given up on that as well. Had 4 chemical attempts this year but all of them let me just wake up with one helluva headache.
I've been suicidal for a super long time now but ending it as a "goal" was abandoned with every other life ambition for the future.
I'm a fixture, not a person.
I stopped living like 6 months ago and now I just kinda exist
>>7061704
don't give up on your dreams emi..
>>7061701
I don't have hair in my vagina...
>>7061701
there's no shame in getting your surgery in another country where the surgeons are more experienced & the operations are much cheaper.
it should be incentive for american surgeons to get gud
>>7061706
=(((((
Hugggg
I always feel like elanna is a grown up version of me.
>>7061711
How was Chett? How long did it take for you to heal? How painful was it? How often do you have to dilate? Do you self lubricate, and can you orgasm?
>tfw still gushing about yesterday
help me I've lost all sense of mind
>>7061723
This is so cute
You are so adorable =3
I wanna give you headpats and cuddles
>tfw you love sucking cock
dae know this feel?
>>7061723
what's going on?
if you're getting horny, just release it.
don't try to bottle that shit up
>tfw hearing about someone else being horny is making me aroused
>>7061723
What happened yesterday?
>>7061719
Chett himself is nice. Not very talkative but not cold either. I healed really fast, a lot faster than I expected, and without any serious pain. I was posting here twelve hours after surgery and I was already having six hours walks ten days after. The theoretical dilation planning is heavy, three times fifty minutes a day for two years, but it's been five months and I only do two sessions a day with no ill effects. I get wet a lot. Can't really comment about orgasms, I have unrelated neurological issues that make me unable to feel that kind of stuff. It's definitely very sensitive, though.
>>7061733
Yea..
>>7061740
Thanks for the reply. I don't mind people who aren't talkative. I hardly talk in public, myself. That sounds great about the healing times, but the dilation sounds terrible. Does it ramp off after a few years? I'm studying to be a schoolteacher and I just will not have time to spend 50 minutes dilating 3 times a day. I'm sorry about your neurological issues. That sounds awful.
How do you wear girls underwear with a dick?
>>7061746
tuck n tape
>>7061742
>tfw losing my mknd again
>>7061746
Tucking. Or inverting
>>7061746
Tucking
Wear slightly too small panties made of the right materials and you can easily keep your tuck in place.
>>7061746
they work well with tucking
or just let it squish your gt
>>7061742
I'm emotionally immature, as well. I graduate college soon and I am not ready to be a real adult at all. Is this normal for trans people? I always suspected it was because I spent my adolescence too depressed to do anything and I'm basically undergoing a second decade of puberty.
>>7061746
most of my underwear doesn't have dicks on them
>>7061752
I don't like girlcock. That's gross.
>>7061745
Dilating is supposed to be over after two years. Probably just from time to time. I'm sure it can be tapered before that. Of course, being tight isn't an issue for me since I'm not into sex so your mileage may vary.
>>7061733
I think you and me would get along just fine.
Ok mtfg, i just watched The Philosophers.
This has to be the dumbest piece of shit movie i have ever seen. Ive never realized how hard you can fuck up the message you want to send.
>>7061757
I don't care about penetration either. I like women, so all I really want is to be self lubricating and normal looking so my girlfriend can finger me and go down on me like she keeps saying she wants to once I get surgery.
Just took that COGIATI test thing
scored 270, class four.
Can I tell this when I have my talk with the gender-related doctor, or will they just dismiss it?
>buy """"mild"""" spicy sauce to go with noodles
>it's like eating satan's cum
Never again.
>>7061751
but that's gay???
>>7061783
Yay I hope it works out for you
>>7061754
It's normal for some cis people, but definitely seems to be extremely common among trans women. You effectively spend your adolescence either depressed or growing up in the wrong direction, then have to suddenly start from square one. Plus, if you're in college it's super easy to just slip through the cracks and continue isolating yourself and not developing.
Like, to put this in perspective, I transitioned more than 6 years ago when I was 19. I spent the greater part of my early 20s in the same relationship, but very insecure, clingy and emotionally unstable. I met no friends in university because I was too afraid to socialize. It's taken until now, age 25, to actually feel somewhat like a complete person that's not a walking wreck, and even then I feel basically like I probably should have at 21 or 22.
>>7061782
COGIATI is literally garbage and doesn't mean anything
>>7061785
>it's like eating satan's cum
Sounds delicious
>>7061789
So if I feel like you did at 19 and I am 22 now Ill be able to enjoy life at 28. Hype.
>>7061789
Nice. Great waste of my time.
tfw bad
>>7061789
pls dont be sad
Who are your favorite and least favorite trips?
>>7061798
Its kind of a bullshit test though. It assumes that you were a crossdresser pre-transition, and to get a high score you need to pretty much fill all of the stereotypes that exist for women, like being bad at math, have terrible spatial thinking, be bad at driving, be very emotionally in tune with everything.
The creator has zero background in psychology, and i wouldn't be surprised if she was a literal 50 year old hon as well (not in the sense of being a late transitioner, but having some very weird ideas about how women should act and what they should be good at)
>>7061796
Or sooner, depends how dedicated you are to developing socially and dealing with your issues. I put off dealing with my issues for a while and probably could have been happy a while ago if I'd actually tried.
>>7061808
I'm not really sad, just reflective and kind of glum that so much of my life was wasted being afraid to grow. I feel like I'm finally on track to be a functional adult these days.
>>7061798
I mean, to be fair I actually held it with a bit of weight when I was still early transition because it gave more impetus to push forward. However, it's really grounded in old stereotypes and is closer to old gatekeeping than the modern approach to dealing with gid
>>7061811
>Favourite
Juniper
Snickerdoodle
Basic
Maeve
Nim
Charlotte
Shakira
Hanna
That's not all, I have too many :<
>least favourite
Neptune, what a fucking ass he is
>>7061811
>favorite
all of them
>least favorite
meanies, bullies, canadians
>>7061811
>favorites
Shy
Neptune
Shakira
Akaka
Caroline
SadDana
Oddish
does red count?
>Least favorite(s)
Drakeposter
Anon who is hailey
>>7061817
I liked some of the questions though. For example the one where they ask how you would feel if you found out there was a pill that cured dysphoria overnight, but wouldn't turn you into a woman. I wasnt sure what im meant to answer there, but i feel like i wouldnt want the cure, id rather become a woman.
>>7061824
>canadians
;~;
>>7061811
>favorite
Kayla
Pleb
Sheen
Grace
>least favorite
smiles
Isla
Chara
its nothing personal, they're just annoying.
>>7061834
>tfw I like everyone you dislike
>>7061834
Lol
Anybody else turning into their mom from HRT? I've gotten it from like 10 people now.
"Wow you look more and more like your mom every day!"
I don't mind this desu.
>>7061846
I haven't gotten it from anyone but prehrt I did all the time and we talk the same way too :/
>>7061822
Nooooo
nep is my favorite
>>7061850
Junnnnnnnnni <3
I love you =3
<3 <3 <3
>>7061846
>tfw greater resemblance to your dad than your mom
Also I like cal if he counts
>>7061820
that feels like me
ive been searching all over 4chan for the best thread to find a girlfriend, and i think i've finally found it
>>7061852
(;you;)
>>7061856
I love you too puppycake
>>7061867
that picture makes me smile : )
>>7061865
>emptyf
>girlfriend
nope you are just dating men with mental disorders. Some of them are intersex though.
i got the sneezies
good mornin though
>>7061811
To take a moment to think bout this
I have favorites
Neutrals
And least favorites
so like
my favorites are
Parker !URPrincess
Pookie
Nim
Carol
Frog
Juni
and Smiles
My least favorites are
Edie
I stopped liking Korra after the anon ordeal thing
'bout it
>>7061852
but cassidy does pass
>>7061872
>nope you are just dating men with mental disorders
isnt that basically what a girl is anyway?
>>7061873
>tfw on favourites
:D
I'm so happy now :3
>>7061865
I thought the same thing too.
Prepare to be disappointed.
>>7061859
is your dad single, by any chance?
>>7061846
I always looked like mom. Now even more so.
>>7061873
I thought you and maeve were close?
>>7061873
Isla why did you just recently start including your masculine name?
>tfw not on anyone's trip list
phew
>>7061886
I'm actually surprised I'm on one for once
Thanks Cass!!
>>7061811
>faves
edie
elanna
snickers
valq
audrey <3
shakira
basic
>least faves
quid
isla
grace
kayla
amy
kordelia
drakeposter
cal
>least faves
Drakeposter
Sums it up pretty much desu
>>7061901
I forgot you on my favourites list >~<
You are on it, I just forget people when I try to make lists ;~~;
<3 <3 <3
>>7061811
I dont seriously dislike anyone and I think the people I like already know that I like them.
>>7061898
>grace
>>7061911
d-do you like me?
i like how i used to be on korra's fave list before she freaked out with the whole going anon situation
>>7061906
i do tha ttoo :p
>>7061916
I wanna hug a Cody/Isla :3
I can't say I like this "least favorites" situation honestly.
Feels like it is just going to further divide the people who have had incidents in the past and cause drama
>>7061916
Same
How dare I call her out and ask her to do something "She was going to do anyway" despite throwing a tantrum over it.
>>7061811
favorites:
>snickerdoodle
>grace
>the one with japanese characters and aline in her trip name
>elanna
>beepbeep
least favorites:
>Shelly
>smallstuff
>reggie
>Stevie
>georgia peach
normally i'd apologize to the one's i find to be my least favorite, but today i just don't give a shit. y'all can go fuck yourselves as far as i care
Ah, yes, yes, all very interesting. This will definitely go in my notes.
Making the tripfags point out their favourites and least favourites? How delightfully nefarious. This will surely reinforce some bonds and weaken others.
I'm starting to see how the cliques are built up now.
>>7061846
I'm picking up more of my moms personality traits, but she's a dark skinned native woman, so that'd be hard for me to look anything like her
>>7061930
>>7061930
they're trying to mimic the cattiness of real women
less fighting, more diaps
>>7061811
Faves:
Melly
Quid
Isla
Grace
Squeak
Maeve
Phienchen (for some reason)
Red (for some other reason)
Least Favourites:
Drakeposter
Edie
>>7061944
why do grownups wear diaps
>>7061915
>the people I like already know that I like them.
>d-do you like me?
D:
>>7061940
I like the subtlety of it. I mean, it's clear that nobody likes this "drakeposter" person and that it's socially acceptable to express dislike for whomever they are, but this activity also seems to give them an outlet to bond with each other and shut out other members on the fringe of the community. It's like an exchange of social currency.
>>7061937
You seem like a nice person. It's unfortunate that I don't get involved with my test subjects.
Sertii, funnily I'm (kind of) close to Eindhoven atm. I'm on a small vacation to a place near it.
Didn't have time to tell you earlier, but I thought it would be fun to know.
>>7061655
Discuss
I'm feeling rly groovy today
Got lots of sleep, nice music to listen to, my paycheck came, gonna take a shower and go deposit the check and finish up my promotion
>>7061948
>>7061929
Thank you <3
>>7061956
s-sorry >~<
I think i might actually have BPD or something ._.
if people don't say that they like me i get scared that they don't ._____.
I think I'm going to surprise my band tonight by going full girl
>>7061949
because they are comfy and cute
>>7061966
please do
Does pan ever post here anymore? I liked her.
>>7061966
Cool, and good luck!
>>7061986
diaps are for all
>>7061984
He likely has a mental disorder where he enjoys making other people feel bad, perhaps a form of sociopathy or narcissism. It seems to make him feel better about himself
>>7061984
he's a failed tranny
>>7061986
hey your sleep schedule is ok though!!!
:p
dont fall asleep 2 early tho
otherwise itll stay fucked
>>7061962
kind of funny I guess but I think most kathoey probably use the womans room
>>7061986
>aren't you in chara's discord server? you should know who drakeposter is
Sorry, I'm a newfag to the MTF general and the wider /lgbt/ board. It's difficult to appreciate how complex the relationships and history of a particular general is until you start browsing a new one on a completely different board. From what I gather, he's like the boogeyman and all transpeople fear him. Perhaps part of trans mythology? Bears investigating.
>>7061989
>>7061991
Thank you for the information, I appreciate it.
>>7061998
so you're a tranny too just like super autistic about it?
>>7061972
In Center Parks near a place apparently called Veulen
i had a big breakfast.
what did /mtfg/ have for breakfast?
>>7061984
>he's CIS
BATTLEDROID TAKE 'EM DOWN
>>7062004
Autism spectrum people are over-represented in research sciences. Autism causes vaccines.
Just let this person be weird.
>>7061998
Nah, he's not really that big of a menace, he's just very persistent because he's "friends" with Isla (in truth he just very obviously emotionally manipulates her) so it's hard to get rid of him.
>be juniper
>be at mall last night with two cis girls
>we should put (boyname) in a dress so he can be the prettiest girl of all!
mfw
>>7062008
an apple
>>7062013
Well...were you prettier than them?
>>7062013
Thats like the time a cis girl started to talk to me about dresses and then she was like "wait, you're a boy" and then the convo ended .-.
>>7062011
that autism vaccines guy fabricated research a lied about a bunch of stuff. people just repeat his lies because they're idiots and it suits their idiot agenda.
>>7062008
4 pieces of cinnamon raisin bread with butter and a tall glass of tea.
>>7062013
i remember when i was still in high school,
there was this girl who told me that she wanted to take me home & dress me up like a doll.
i'm sure she was just exaggerating
>>7062017
that might not be enough, snickerdoodle.
you should be like me & have a big bowl of oatmeal
>>7062012
>Emotionally manipulates me
i just play overwatch with him though??
like
and play vidya with his group of friends
no manipulation there
Just out of a hot bath. I could spend all my time doing that... Not really good for skin, though.
>>7062004
Don't be absurd, I'm not one of you people. I'm a perfectly happy cis male who is simply here to learn. Incidentally, do you say "cis" unironically? I've only ever used it mockingly.
>>7062010
Kek, my bad, I'm used to writing "CIS" in capital letters.
>>7062012
Hmm, interesting, so he preys upon a vulnerable person and mocks the wider community? It seems MTFs have natural predators.
>>7062013
that happens sometimes with my cis girlfriends too they'll day he instead of she and I'll go "he? where is he at? it he cute and single?"
is it a case if misgendering for you or you're not out yet?
>>7062025
that's nice.
i had oatmeal
>>7062036
that sounds good.
awww, thank you
>>7062036
It was a while ago
Hugg Juni <3
>wake up at 4pm
>what the fuck is the point
>back to sleep
>>7062048
i just realized that i spent 2 minutes talking about food
>>7062040
wait I need people to play vidya with...
Add me :)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AlleriaXecubus
Tfw neptune's gonna buy girl clothes with me this week and she's gonna blush really hard
>>7062008
Nothing...
I might not be able to hold it down h-heh
tfw starving but don't want to eat
>>7062044
>Kek, my bad, I'm used to writing "CIS" in capital letters.
Of course you are, droid scum.
>>7062057
yea, it really is nice.
i really love the subs they make @ the university.
>>7062057
ah hope you can and live happily full time one day
>>7062062
yikes
>tfw want to eat more, but stomach can't handle more food
>>7062060
>The Witcher
>1.1 hours played
>>7062077
That's me 90% of the time lol
I love eating all the time
It's amazing I'm not as fat as the planet i trip as
I'm just a skelly though
>>7062081
>>>>>>>>>>>:O
My skin is terrible from getting off estrogen
Who wants a gross pimply boyfriend?
>>7062080
i'm beginning to forget what's it's like to want to play vidya.
do you would it piss me off if i had a boyfriend/girlfriend who plays video games all the time?
i would like to think that i'd play w/ them sometimes, but i'm not so sure
>>7062061
I'm so jelly of Nepy >~<
>>7062072
thanks me too :c
>>7062089
e-ehh? >->
>>7062095
>>7062091
Still kinda cute.
>>7062091
why did you get off hormones?
& sorry, no. i don't want a boyfriend who looks like a gril
>>7062091
why're you off estrogen?
Can going on HRT stop your bone structure from getting more masculine over time? Or are you just going to grow into a man with tits and soft skin. Also when is right boob going to grow, it's broken.
>>7062111
i guess tetris is still pretty awesome
>>7062095
Yr gonna be a beautiful lady and everyone is gonna be jealous
>>7062040
You mean like the time where he posted all the lewds you had on the mere suspicion you had posted his and then convinced you that this was a totally ordinary reaction expected of a friend?
>>7062113
yes an anti-androgen should block any further masculinization
>>7062113
yeah if you go on it during puberty it would stop masc bones but after they are done growing it can't affect them. boobs will grow at different paces usually that's normal
>>7062045
No one is prettier then Neppy.
>>7062121
Isn't a normal friend reaction.
At all.
It was a fucking dick move and that was a piece of shit move.
Those were all on the internet anyways, and posted on tumblr etc.
>>7062093
>do you would it piss me off if i had a boyfriend/girlfriend who plays video games all the time?
Depends what kind of games you like to play, I guess. I pretty much only play single-player RPGs, so I don't know if it would make much difference to me.
>>7062111
What did you do in the army, anon?
>sweater I wanted sold out while I was waiting for my paycheck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7062153
http://youtu.be/VSAPsX-VQXE
>>7062147
I was a medic. I functioned as the primary medical care provider for a bunch of combat engineers and military intelligence operators.
>>7062116
Oh I wasn't saying I'd date you. I was merely remarking that your pimples have not completely deteriorated your beauty.
>>7062153
awh that one's super cute
did you have any other sweaters in mind?
>>7062153
who's selling it?
any1 here want to play vidya games
>>7062147
i guess i like puzzle games.
i think it would really disappoint me to have a boyfriend/girlfriend who plays stuff like league of legends or world of warcraft.
i actually have a crush on 1 of my older brother's friends, but i'm really unhappy whenever he plays dota
>>7062174
Me.
Heroes of the Storm, Starcraft II, ESO, Elite: Dangerous, or L4D2 if you got a couple other people together
>>7062166
I kinda like this but not as much
so idk
>>7062167
http://www.omocat-shop.com/
>>7062161
What made you leave the army? It sounds like a nice job.
I mean, I know there's probably more to it than putting band-aids on skinned knees and kissing booboos better, but it sounds comfy.
glorious england
>>7062178
mfw don't play any of those games
should I buy L4D2, I played it once and it was really fun
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
i NEED an anti androgen RIGHT NOW
i'm still relatively young and i'm literally wasting my time/feminimity away by waiting until my appointment next year!
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
>>7062153
that's a really cute sweater
>>7062192
Buy an AA???
>>7062192
self med until then m8
I have no literature or studies to back up these ridiculous claims, but I've concluded that my brain can not ever be happy.
It didn't grow proper. Literally, there are parts that needed to grow and didn't, just like my body. This is true physically, and psychological in my development.
The same way a ghetto baby can't ever catch up, even with a free ride through college. Same way kids thst become child soldiers can't un-PTSD.
I'm not really sure I'm cut for this reality. Everyday was supposed to be a bit better since start HRT, but I'm getting a totally different vibe. Everything is exactly the same, I'm just swallowing pointless chemicals to make my skin softer.
How do I stop being this hopeless and empty? Psychologists always talk to me about shit they don't understand, and I've never heard of anyone in the army suffering things like PTSD Ever recovering and in fact as they hit their 30s and some 40s, their suicide rates from those pointless wars still increase.
I am not and never was a solider, but there is some truth to the worthlessness of this world if those men are opting out.
What do I have to live for? Full time tranny activitst? Burger flipper? College graduate memester sitting behind a desk for the same pay as the burger flipper (literally - thanks new york).
I want to kill myself more and more. I have no obtainable dreams or requisite life skills necessary for a proper survival.
I learned how to exist in a screen.
I want out of this screen. I don't like the world. Death seems a good choice these days.
>>7062044
im a chaser and my chaser senses are tingling from your posts
i sense you'll end up a cute tranny trip
>>7062191
wait till next steam sale and get it for like $1
>>7062199
Just have a lot of sex and play video games.
Life will solve itself
>he thinks he can slap on a wig and people will call him she
Top kek
>>7062177
MOBAS are pretty shite, but some people are just into that sort of thing. Puzzle games are pretty fun too, but good coop puzzle games are pretty rare.
>i actually have a crush on 1 of my older brother's friends, but i'm really unhappy whenever he plays dota
Maybe you could date him and force him to change.
>friend at school who I barely talk to anymore offered to buy me lipstick
I couldn't accept since, well, I barely talk to them anymore. I really like them, but the people they hang out with repel me, mostly being either ratchet Stacies or people who are like "WE'RE SUCH NEEERDS, THIS IS THE NEEEERD TABLE X3"
>>7062207
I'll get on tinder tonight said no horribly unpassing tranny ever.
>>7062213
It's easy... just start passing and be cute. Duh.
Or use Grindr if you're really desperate and want easy sex.
>>7062212
I remember high-school. Neo-highschool never ends.
>>7062188
Nice
I haven't played that game in forever
>>7062216
alldaychemist or qhi and no they won't declare you mad. the sooner the better
>>7062218
I'm not into men. Grindr would be too easy, but I'd be raping my own soul if I took a cock. Cock grosses me out. Even my own cock. It's horrible. Sex is horrible.
>>7062185
The culture was toxic. I like the military, but I can't stand stupidity, and I was surrounded by a bunch of idiot neo-fascists. Couldn't stand it. That, and I couldn't be trans or grow my hair out, and it gave me really bad anxiety because I was constantly afraid of forgetting something when going on missions and getting yelled at.
I actually -loved- the medical part. That was extremely rewarding, and I loved the way people showed appreciation toward me. I liked shooting guns and having a regular schedule, and marching. I don't like what the US does with its military, enforcing economic imperialism and all that, so that caused a lot of cognitive dissonance in me that made me unhappy.
>>7062191
set aside like, $100 for black friday and get like, 20 games.
Heroes of the Storm and Starcraft 2 are free to play, just download battle.net.
>>7062222
T-Thanks for saving me ;w;
>>7062212
Not the charming subtle type of "nerds/geeks" either by the way, I mean like the "it's a meme you dip" kid
>>7062199
Do you have a support network around you? Things often seem 10 times worse if you literally have no friends or anyone to fall back on and it adds to your stress if you don't have anyone to rely on.
>>7062227
np i remember those feels it's suffering I don't want to see other girls have to endure
>>7062216
QHI.
>>7062223
okcupid or just go out and meet people. Don't have sex and get a platonic cuddle buddy
>>7062210
unfortunately, i'm not out to him, & he pretty much sees me as a guy.... a really "moe" guy
>>7062229
I have financially supportive parents in that they buy me food. That's about it. They'll call me a female name, but outside their plans for me (I must go to lawyer school and follow that path or I get no support) no, I hsve no network.
I have literally no real friends.
>>7062204
I don't want to be a tranny though.
How does it feel to be a "chaser" though? To be openly despised by the trans community for your fetish?
>>7062182
>http://www.omocat-shop.com/
These are all really cute >.<
the truth is I've reached a point in my transition that it's.. off, to hear myself talk.How do I /voicetraining/, mtfg?
>>7062245
holy crap, i want this top
http://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/tops/products/sundae-t-shirt
>>7062226
>I actually -loved- the medical part.
Do you do anything related to that now? Are you a nurse or something like that?
It's strange to think of trans people in the military (just because it's like a hyper-masculine environment, y'know)
>>7062233
Clock's ticking, anon. If you don't take the qts, someone else will.
>>7062242
it feels alright
also none of the trips here want to be trannies, they want to be girls
>>7062256
I don't think I'm weeby enough to wanna wear any of this shit
>>7062265
That background static is how my brain feels
>>7062241
It's probably making things seem a lot worse than they are. Are you going to somewhere like college or university soon? It's a good opportunity to make friends.
Loneliness is the silent killer.
>>7062265
some of it it cute but I usually like more plain clothes
>>7062258
I don't think of being a trained fighter as masculine. Humans arre a warrior-race, and I've always been highly attracted to warrior women.
I'm unemployed. The army didn't give me much in the way of certifications to do what I did there in the civilian world. I'm going to try to get into medschool though. I'm 24 right now.
Welp I did it.
Left the house in complete girl mode.
>>7062273
I wanna dress like a Kuchimachi model desu
>>7062276
good luck :3
let us know how it goes
>>7062258
i know, but we've known each other for a long time.
coming out to him & asking him out might shock him
>>7062260
>also none of the trips here want to be trannies, they want to be girls
I like being a boy, though thank you for your concern.
Do you ever feel guilty for preying on people with emotional and (very often) social difficulties?
>>7062284
im a good chaser not a bad chaser
What are the best foods to eat to grow mega milks?
>>7062276
Yay!
It's gonna go great I just know it
>>7062292
cum
>>7062292
Meat, milk, and fatty foods.
>>7062268
Why did you delete the image, anon? was there perhaps something it you didn't want us to see?
>>7062292
it might not be a good idea to eat soy while transitioning.
the phytoestrogens may block your receptors for the estradiol & they're a lot weaker than estradiol.
maybe foods that block out or kill your androgens would be good
>>7062277
good taste senpai
>>7062306
Thank. Kfashion is my endgame
Who here sneaky and a sissy?
>>7062272
I think you're entirely right. I just don't know how to stop a death spiral. It's like being thrown out of an airplane and I'm a fucking fish.
>>7062274
>I don't think of being a trained fighter as masculine.
I dunno, anon, it seems a pretty masculine thing to me. I understand what you mean about warrior women though, I have a degenerate GTS fetish that often involves them.
I don't know much about the military, but don't they kind of pay for college or something like that? It was always brought up as one of the benefits of joining the military, from what I remember.
>>7062301
Did you really need to ask? Of course I don't want you to see the pic, that's why I deleted it. Glad I could spell it out for ya, tho.
>>7062283
That's a fair point.
Maybe you could go covert ops instead and get your brother to feed you information about him and subtlely ask him questioning about how he feels towards MTFs
>>7062322
hi grace i love you
>>7062317
I was discharged under mental health reasons and they screwed my benefits accordingly.
I really really like powerplay. I like wrestling my partners for dominance and it's less fun if they're easy to beat, lol.
>>7062331
>Grace
Thanks CharChar
Can I call you Charizard?
I dont mean any offence by it but I like it.
>>7062326
hi anon ilu2
>>7062276
Everyone will see how beautiful you are
>>7062322
That's okay, I looked at it on the archive.
Nice camo hat.
>>7062338
Thanks! I need more! Not sure what camo I wanna use for my next airsoft game, does Russian Mountain Flora sound neat?
>>7062336
>charzar
Sure :3
>>7062342
Fucking. Cringe.
>>7062331
>snickerderple
hehehe
>>7062331
I'm not on the dislike list =D
>>7062325
it's not my brother, it's his friend.
& i think he'd catch on to that very quickly. he's actually pretty smart. & i don't think my older brother would appreciate me trying to be 1 one of his best friends' girfriend
>>7062349
Lol, only korra actually put me ON a list
>>7062315
>I just don't know how to stop a death spiral
I don't really have any good advice beyond the usual do something that relaxes you + try and make friends to ease the burden a bit (and y'know, not let everything get too bottled up inside).
But I think you should save suicide for when things are irreparably bad though and things are impossible to make better.
>>7062359
You're on my like but don't know much about list =)
I'm loving fall fashion rn everything is so comfy
I need a necklace
So much neck showing
just needs something there
>>7062346
Yes you are!
>>7062344
Coolio, you have yet another nickname from me
>>7062317
dude the kurdish have entire units made up of just women and their main forces are co-ed
>>7062331
so do you like me or not I'm confused
>>7062368
>>7062377
lol
>>7062377
:3
<3 <3 <3
>>7062377
The hair matches...
I like girls in uniform with guns
>>7062368
The military is still, by and large, a place where men go to be men, anon. Warfare is traditionally a masculine occupation.
>>7062394
it would be so great to have a woman like that protecting me
>>7062342
Jesus Christ.
Notes taken. I won't neglect the poorly-hidden, rainbow knee-high sock in the background either.
>>7062403
yes that is true sorry. I was just trying to say it doesn't have to be that way.
>>7062368
>converse
>to fight a war in the desert
I have the same pair as her :D
>>7062327
>I really really like powerplay. I like wrestling my partners for dominance and it's less fun if they're easy to beat, lol.
That's pretty kinky.
Did that come naturally to you, or did it develop as part of the totally no homo stuff that guys get up in the military?
>>7062426
*masculine
darn autocorrect
>>7062357
>i don't think my older brother would appreciate me trying to be 1 one of his best friends' girfriend
I think he would be fine with it.
>>7062435
Women can have muscular characteristics too...
When I joined the army to serve my country, I expected to get a rifle in my hands, not in my pants! Truly, this is a masculine place.
>>7062331
>tfw you make it on eachothers list
<3 ily too
>>7062439
what does this mean
>>7062449
>what does this mean
Reminder im secretly in love with isla desu
>>7062448
>tfw cant go army cause of mental disorders
At least cop is an option. I think.
i wish i could be less akward around people
>you will never be forced to strip at gunpoint by a masculine girl pointing a gun at you, before getting on your knees and kissing her boots
Give me one reason
>>7062460
>Give me one reason
--why life is worth living
>>7062448
For once I'm proud of my non-country for making something
>>7062455
Hi mommy :3
>>7062460
That's a shit fantasy desu
>>7062458
You can get waivers for those.
Where can I get jeans that fit my freakishly long legs?
>>7062458
I'd have made a great spy, if my male body had turned into Jason Bourne like I thought was going happen. There was 3 year period from 17 to 20 where I was very very serious about joining foreign intelligence projects / war effort. The intelligence side of air force was throw out after a surgery to repair some shit. So basically, the ego start collapsing and my dreams came tumbling down.
I can still do electronic warfare, but I never learned the combat side so it's more just "moderately advanced journalistic information security" I learned. I was chatting with my friend (the first person let alone cis girl I've talked with in literal months within years of my age) yesterday about that stint and things in my brain became chaos. Years of mnemonic password encryption (400 string long old hard drives), parameter checks for surveillance (not a real threat, but I've been trained to do this). It was like being back in journalism world and that mode FEELS emotionally like combat, because for me it was. I took it deadly seriously. I learned a lot about a skill field I never want to touch again. I can only imagine how tough soldiers who have like actually fought in wars must have it. Like I'm over here having hacker flash backs, God knows how people in my position who went army probably are. Probably dead. Being a Trans girl sucks. I'm glad I never went after all. I wouldn't be able to stomach it if I'm honest with myself (something I wasn't back then).
>>7062476
just get stretchy boy jeans
thats what i do
>>7062474
Adhd, ocd, anxiety, being trans, AND more? I dunno Im not worth that many waivers lol
>>7062472
MEAN
I would prefer bare feet instead of boots though.
>>7062436
i'm not sure about that.
he said a lot of things against me even transitioning
>>7062494
I said mean things about a girl I liked when I was 11 (it was because I wanted to kiss her).
>>7062494
How old are you? Blood relations don't matter anymore. It's 2016. Self torturing your soul away from people out of fear of puritanist morality and nuclear family "values" is a dying suburban rural trend.
>>7062455
oh
>>7062458
wanting to be a cop qualifies as a mental disorder I think
Gendered male straight away twice.
Some people here genuinely concern me..
>>7062507
Cops are nice, anon.
They protect us from mean things.
>>7062487
Ugh. My soul wants to date a solider, but there aren't female soldiers who aren't fucking batshit crazy in this country. And I'm not attracted to weiners.
>>7062507
Not really. Wanting to be a SWAT officer or carry militarized munitions and be a city cop is. Being a local PD is just an easy corporate pay check and every so often you have to move old people or see dead kids in DUI cases. I hate all police, but wanting to be a cop makes a lot of sense. Especially for a Trans girl. Like the Clinton regime is going to probably federalize police anyway and we'll have DHS everywhere.
Reminder that today is caturday every cat's favourite day of the week. Be sure to tell your cat happy caturday today.
>>7062507
It seems like a job I could be happy in aa long as I stay out of Chicago. And dont go up against gangs. Though Im not sure how well living with my life on the line would mix with my anxiety.
>>7062507
I would think people who have negative perceptions on cops would want to encourage nice people like Grace to join their ranks.
>>7062500
i'm 23.
his reasons aren't puritanical, they're philosophical.
he agrees that the nuclear family is dead – his issue against me transitioning is that it is unethical to put my body through such a drastic change. he doesn't mind my behavioral liberation, what he does mind is me changing some features of my physiology (especially through surgery), & he said that it wouldn't actually make me a woman, & he's right, but it would make me kind of close, & under the circumstances that's good enough for me
C o C k
>>7062487
You only need waivers if you've been diagnosed. ADHD is easily manageable, OCD will get you farther, anxiety can be managed, and being trans doesn't require a waiver anymore.
>>7062512
Aww :c hugg basic
>>7062560
wtf???
>>7062562
Ive been diagnosed with a bunch, Ive spoken with my hrt APN about everything and I have a long list of issues now lol
>>7062566
W T F
>>7062554
So he's one of those regressive fuck boys who thinks his set of subjective ignorance is grounds to keep people from transition?
>we should kill Jews in the Holocaust
Same type of person. Same illogical cognitive processes exist.
Burn contact.
>>7062577
I think you went from 0 to 10 pretty quickly there, buddy.
i just came back from a long bike ride and im really tired can someone hold me pls
>>7062583
They wear sexy camo that I really want to find in my small size
>>7062562
>the swedish military
Daycare for adults 2bh.
>>7062586
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>>7062512
that sucks ;_;
were they your bandmates or just randoms?
Will HRT make me sweat less?
>>7062598
yes, and conversely it'll make boys sweat more around you
>>7062598
It might make your sweat smell more like a girls (and aka more arousing to some people)
>>7062567
>>7062587
Ah. Well, you could always talk to a recruiter anyway just to see what your chances are. Not worth it though, the military is only good for people who can't take care of themselves. If you're smart enough to do literally anything else, I say avoid it unless you can be an officer.
>>7062577
>Burn contact.
but i love my brother.
besides, he's definitely cooler w/ it than my sister & my mom.
my little brother's concern is that it will make me unhappy
>>7062613
I'm mostly just being edgy because I'm so bored today Concern is fine, but it's annoying as fuck. Burning contact for real only if the people around you literally try to stop you. Their ignorant opinions are enough to get them killed in the upcoming war :p love em while the peace lasts.
>tfw you get the mercy skin
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i wanted ana or reaper......
>>7062624
i don't play overwatch but people won't shut up about that mercy skin baka
>>7062623
>Burning contact for real only if the people around you literally try to stop you.
Depends what they're stopping you from doing.
Friends don't let friends lose their gts
>>7062628
i just don't even play her....
watching a biographical video about satoru iwata.
the man was a legend, & i'm sad that he's gone
>>7062651
hey im back sorry for leaving
>>7062624
Godammit, I'd kill for that skin ;_;
>>7062661
dude, not funny ;_;
>>7062664
then, i have a great deal for you........
>>7062666
What do you and your devil trips want?
>tfw i spent my entire saturday reading yaoi
time well spent imo
You all sleep tight now.
We'll pick up where we left off tomorrow.
>>7062671
>Godammit, I'd kill for that skin ;_;
>I'd kill
>kill
>>7062675
hanna recommend me some top tier yaoi
>>7062682
i mean i really enjoyed koitomo triangle
to bad its not finished yet
if you whant something thats finished id recomend viewfinder
>>7062693
yes you can
but try to get them from your doc later
that way it will be cheaper
>>7062693
As long as you're not taking a crazy dose, yeah. Though if you have insurance it's probably cheaper to get the hrt through a doctor (at least for me)
>imma post it again
Your opinions?
>>7062707
False flag or sarcasm. Not much discussion needed. There are thousands of these dumb memes.
>>7062707
we are not entitled to sex.
i will leave it @ that
>>7062707
no one has to give you sex get over it
>tfw not white and always "second rate" at best
>tfw you will never pass
i should just sudoku now
Went out shopping with my mom for late birthday and got these plates!
>>7062707
People can refuse sex for whatever reason they want
>>7062707
>after 25 years as a virgin, you finally strike up the confidence to talk to a 9/10 bombshell at a bar
>things are going well and you take her back home
>bedroom door closes
>she takes off her mask, revealing her true identity
>it's chris-chan
>tfw you legally can't refuse her sex
>>7062717
yes thats the point
>>7062721
Asians pass even better than whites because of their naturally feminine features though.
>>7062727
are you saying there's no yaoi with just hugging and handholding?!
tfw no one in your pillow fort
>>7062733
maeve im sad a lonely can you come over my house and cuddle
I-I have mixed feelings..
I'm still living with my parents and, as I've said, will only get to speak with someone remotely associated with the whole gender-team thing next year.
But the option of selfmeddling (and by that I mean just taking anti androgens) makes me hopeful and most of all makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time/feminimity.. Idk what to do ;-; my mom certainly wouldn't like it, that's for sure, and my dad's a doctor so he would be worried.
>>7062735
nim ily
>>7062721
>tfw when white and my looks more than thoughts seem to matter
I'm not complaining. I just don't like being alive.
I want to date a non-white person in the near future.
Mfw when someone on Reddit says this shit to me
>>7062733
theres plenty
Call is just a cute romantic story
>>7062748
>>7062724
>fw you legally can't refuse her sex
Is this a meme or true?
>>7062753
maeve post more hamtaro i need it
>>7062753
Y-Yeah you're right..
Gosh. I wish those fuckers didn't schedule me next year just to TALK about how I feel. I'll have a look at hrtgen to see what a nice starting dosage would be.
>>7062756
When I go on reddit
>>7062740
lauren pls come into the pillow fort
>>7062759
>>7062761
100mg daily (so like 50mg in the morning and 50mg at night)
not sure if you increase it differently if you won't be on estrogen
Is it cool if I make several long winded posts about how mtfg sucks and everyone who posts here sucks (mostly because I'm a racist) and how I'm never coming back here again only to come back again a few days later and post again while acting like I'm not a completely psychotic cunt?
>>7062770
Thank you so incredibly much <3
>>7062738
Anyone else look at every cis person and try to figure out how well they'd pass?
>>7062776
you basically already included everything in this post though.
>>7062784
But I have to do it again and again over several posts to try and prove that Im better than you all by leaving so that when I come back I can act like I never said any of these things.
>>7062753
ok have fun reading
i wanna die
why won't i get any halloween skins does allah in His infinite wisdom hate me?
>>7062810
h8 u
>>7062812
why i pray to that rock in the middle of the desert everyday
>>7062824
nah korra does that regularly
shes above everyone else xdd
also
sore nipple erryday
>ask my manager to give me my proper training materials
>instead get the book he's supposed to use to train me with all the answers in it
I'm sure this wasn't intentional and he didn't realize what was inside it
At least I think.
I don't know.
This is a weird moral dilemma now
>>7062827
read it
just because you're breaking a rule doesn't make it morally wrong
>>7062791
>prove that Im better than you
no need to prove that
I know I'm shit.
>>7062826
oh
and this sore nipple is kinda bittersweet
makes me hope boobs are on the horizon
>>7062830
On one hand, reading and making use of the materials can help me get the promotion
On the other, not having the integrity to notify him he gave me the wrong book can also hurt it
>>7062837
integrity is a spook
friendly reminder that there's a discord
https://discord.gg/nwXth9Q
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7062840
I can ALSO say if they question me on why I didn't say anything that I believed I was supposed to be using that book because my manager told me I needed it.
Can I quicksave to see how this goes and reload if it goes wrong
>>7062844
y-you too
>>7062836
yup!
hope!
but it hurts so that sucks
>>7062844
Thanks Funk :3
this is me
>>7062861
youre adorable anon
>tfw going though snick snicks withdrawal
Should I get chinese food or pizza?
>>7062879
tfw going through gelgel withdrawal
>>7062883
pizza is pure
tfw sore gt
i touched my penis till it puked
>>7062512
People are dicks and you can't win em all.
If its any consolation, I went home crying from work for that shit today...
>>7062891
marry me and I'll make it better
Wil HRT give me a tummy like this?
>>7062895
ily geli
I saw this and remembered as a kid every time I'd see something like this I'd wish it would happen to me and be permanent.
...people think I'm weird and girls can't relate with me because of my hobbies.
Pic related is a wet dream
And boys Dont want to be friends with me b/c I'm a tranny.... With more man skills than all these fuckboi cityboys.
Why am I doomed to be friendless and lonely
>>7062899
I don't understand senpai
>>7062892
Same
>>7062907
(I) (L) ove (Y) ou evan(GELI)ne
>>7062906
Have you considered being less angry to people?
>>7062906
>Why am I doomed to be friendless and lonely
Well I don't think it's being a tranny with masculine hobbies. I seem to do just fine as one.
>>7062908
vagina
>>7062915
>>7062879
hi hi!
*blows pretend horn
snick snicks has arrived
>>7062921
>>7062921
>>7062921
Snick Snicks!!!
>>7062919
buttsex
What's the hardest thing about being a transwoman?
>>7062927
my penis
>>7062927
wanting to commit irreparable physical harm to self daily and sads
>>7062921
Snickerdoodle a cute.
>>7062918
Airsoft is an american weeb hobby
>>7062916
I'm like 10,000% a different person IRL. Most sarcasm I spew on here could be said with a playful smile.
Its really easy to get out all my grumpiness on the internet b/c nobody here will ever be an IRL friend.
Lastly, I'm actually rather shy IRL. I tend to dart away from eye contact and keep to myself. My voice is really quiet & most of the time people ask me to repeat myself. Honestly IRL people just give me anxiety & I'm so used to being treated like shit, I tend to just not talk to anyone.
>>7062901
I did this too
All little boys wanted to be girls
>>7062927
>>7062931
please don't.
it took a long time for me to be ok w/ my scars, but i'm still not happy w/ them
>>7062906
>Pic related is a wet dream
tfw one of those in the garage but no bike license to actually drive it.
>>7062936
Grace please. Stop being AGP.
>>7062941
You've a new 803cc ducati scrambler!?!?
worst feel
>>7062945
>fake and gay
Totes real, that's my dick
>>7062946
No
>>7062951
I'm gonna need proof.
>>7062925
Yeah pretty much, I didn't know what trans was,but any episode like that would make me day dream about it all day
>>7062927
Telling potential partners that ur a tran tran
>>7062945
>Your life sounds pretty easy
Things don't bother me much, although I guess the possibility of physical harm kinda sucks
>>7062927
Living
>>7062927
feeling hopeless/helpless all the time
though this feeling probably varies from person to person
>>7062954
It's a blueboard senpai, I can't post those lewds.
>>7062956
>tfw i knew you were trans but didn't find a penis
i'm still traumatized
>>7062969
Look harder, it's just tucked reaaaaaally well
>>7062972
man, i want pizza rn
>>7062948
with a sc project scrambler exhaust
it's my dad's
>>7062974
k
i'll be ready with a headlamp tonight
>>7062959
i totally understand.
but you will eventually wish you never did it
>>7062976
>You can have a link to another board with the lewds :P
Eh, my friends would hate me and I'd hate me too but I'm craving validation rn
>>7062972
I'm feeling ironically happy
>>7062983
Why are you craving validation?
>>7062977
Unffhhh
I'd totally go grab one now...
But...
I can't justify buying only one.
Id need to get hers and hers bikes.
I've looked at the triumph scramblers as well but they Dont seem as nimble.. A little wider & heavier
>>7062959
when are you going full girlmode?
>>7062972
>
tfw salts are depleted
>>7062933
>all little boys wanted to be girls
O..h good well, more confirmation I'm just a cis man
>>7062989
buy two
>>7062987
I'm currently dissatisfied with something in my life, not sure what, and compliments and attention make me feel good.
>>7062995
I'm living ironically bb
o shit, it's time for me to take my skittles
>>7062996
yummy tummy can i cummy mummy
>>7063000
Post skype, kik, or steam?
>>7062991
next week I think, I got this stuff recently but have not opened it yet, I need dedicated storage away from kitties first so I got to get space for it, gonna take couple days
>>7063006
Nah
I think I'm not gonna show anyone
sry
I was lying about my dick lol it's just fun to say it's bigger than it really is
>>7063011
I didn't mean for your dick, I just meant to talk ^_^
>>7063002
i should also set up my next appointment on monday
I don't know why I'm in a permanent state of exhaustion. I hate it.
>>7063011
I wish my dick would get smaller....
>>7063024
Deficiency, disease, or mental distress.
>>7063025
Mine did by a little bit, hurts to use sometimes too.
zenyatta op
what is happiness like
>>7063008
I would cut my hair but I worry about a couple other things
>>7063007
oh wow, congratulations!
tfw stuck in perpetual boymode
(also how awful is my smile?)
>tfw Grace is stealing your bit and all your images
Find your own thing Grace!
>tfw no gf
>>7063039
I'm just doing me, Beanie Baby.
>>7063028
I have a supreme master race immune system, I eat multivitamins, and the only thing I have to be distressed about is soulcrushing loneliness which I keep telling myself I've adapted to.
>>7063008
>I can only afford one right now :(
:(
>>7063035
>I'm interviewing as a boy on Monday
>c-cups
>2 year tranniversary in march
>SO MUCH TIME FOR MORE GROWTH. ERGH
I heard compression bras.. Like for working out can help hide them without ruining them... We'll seeeeeeeeee
>>7063047
>and the only thing I have to be distressed about is soulcrushing loneliness which I keep telling myself I've adapted to.
Probably some degree of depression resulting from that then. Or you simply haven't done much today. Sitting around all day can help you feel lethargic and sleepy. Have you gotten much sun lately? Go outside if not, you'll probably feel a bit better and awake.
>>7063043
Accurate.
>tfw I peaked in the late 90s
>>7063047
I don't have a good reason to feel as lonely as I do. I see my friends once or twice a week. It's just that nobody goes through the effort to come see me or invite me out.
Problem with going outside is that requires energy, and I have nothing to do once I'm out there. In general I have nothing to do except try to find stuff to do.
what happened to distance anon i liked her
>>7063056
It's okay, you may be old but someone will still love and sleep with you.
>tfw you get rocked so hard in Smash Bros. that when you finally manage to land a hit the crowd that's gathered cheers for you
dunno if you girls know this feel
>>7063061
Thats a vagina
>>7063066
Is it? You never know with anime girls.
Uggghhh i just want it to be autumn break so i can visit my bf
I just wanna feel him kiss the back of my neck when he thinks im sleeping again
post your most relatable anime girl bedroom
>>7063075
see >>7063068
>>7063059
distance anon?
>>7063061
I'm not that old you fuckin whippersnapper.
>>7063037
I'm jealous of those teeth senpai, mine need another 5-10k to fix AGAIN, last teeth guy kinda scammed me ;_;
I wanna snug you qt
>>7063085
You pull the age-card on me all the time, grandma.
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tfw most pathetic mtfg poster
>>7063007
Are these orders from h&m, or is that just the filename? I've been looking for a ribbed turtleneck for centuries ;o;