>you're at the club and this butch dyke slaps your girlfriend's ass
Wat do?
probably scream and ask her how much she weighs and y she hasnt considered a nutri-system diet to shed those pounds and reveal the inner beauty in her
>>7057327
Laugh my fucking ass off because 1) I'm not an insecure faggot 2) that bitch can kick my ass into a coma, so there's no way I'm acting tough 3) my gf isn't gay
>>7057327
Wonder how I got a girlfriend when I'm thirsty as fuck for a boyfriend.
invite her for a threesome
>>7057327
If my gf likes it, I know there's nothing I can do. Bull duke wins this time
Ask him if he's gotten top surgery yet
>>7057327
>"wat do?"
pic related
>>7057327
Get into a fight wile yelling at her to learn how to respect.. Idgf who you are you don't belittle ANYONE like that.
th-thanks
>>7057327
HA jokes on you I have a boyfriend.
>>7057327
Wrestle her down to the ground and rip her labia off
cut her tribal tattoo off
stand behind her and put all 10 fingers in her mouth and pry them open until her cheeks burst
>>7064320
ur hardcore pls dont hurt me
>>7064323
its simple math anon
she only has 1 tribal tattoo and i have 2 so i could do anything i want with her
>mfw
>>7057327
Intercept it, getting my ass slapped.