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Oh and let us not forget about the classics
>Tranny Bangs™
>Nerd Glasses™

I combine all of these together and honey I pass 100%.

>>7055325
actually the proper TLPT is have bangs to cover up your forehead

>>7055338
that's more like it

but you needed to include
>Striped knee-high socks™

>>7055340
>Striped knee-high socks™
Nobody wears those in public.

D-do they?

>>7055344
They totally should to save me time

>>7055348
I am glad I don't get shit for my black painted nails. I could probably never wear le stripped socks in public because I would be too embarrassed.

>>7055354
>black painted nails
that's actually in fashion, at least where i've lived
although if it's a part of goth attire no

>>7055340

>Striped knee-high socks™

Also

>Black choker^(TM)

>>7055361
>goth
yea it is but recently it was hijacked by normies and now everyone wears black nails

>>7055417
that's mainly what i meant, yeah. i've seen black used by a lot of normies

>>7055373
Fuck, i really like chokers. Will i really instaclock myself if i wear one?

>>7055325
>Don't want guys feel disgusted by your big ass caveman forehead while you give them a bj?

Do trannies have any shred of dignity left? I wouldn't be with someone who is disgusted by my appearance.

>>7055527
We're often disgusted by our own appearances tbqh

>>7055527
Why should I expect somebody to not be disgusted by my appearance when even I am?

>>7055520
Eh, I've seen people wearing them occasionally. If it doesn't suit your look - instaclocked.

>>7055527
I mean I am disgusted by my appearance lmao. I can't really expect anything else.

>>7055325
Lol the bangs are way too much. No one wears their hair like this