How do you prep for anal /lgbt/? How do you become a butt slut

Plenty of lube, go slow at first, relax your asshole.

Buy a fleet enema from the grocery store, pour it out, fill it HALFWAY. Yes, halfway. If you use the entire thing you WILL get water into your colon and you will be douching for the next 2 hours. Then put it in ur butt and go poo. Do this like 3-5 times or until you don't got that poo in ur bum no more. Then take a shower and put finger in ur bum. Then go ram an peen in ur bum. That's it.

>>7046726
But washing your colon is the point isn't it?

>>7046772
If you don't know the difference between your colon and rectum/anus you really shouldn't be having anal sex

>>7046776
But i thought the colon was where the poop sits. What if they touch the poo poo?

>>7046794
Then you get shit on their dick

Welcome to gay sex.

>>7046802
What do i do when i get shit on her dick?

>>7046726
If I douche with coffee, will my ass taste like a cappuccino?

>>7046726
This explains a lot

Your words have helped me anon, I hope all the good dicks/anuses come your way.

>>7046794
Unless you're having sex with someone with a 12 inch dick they are not going to even get close to your colon

>>7046726
>If you use the entire thing you WILL get water into your colon and you will be douching for the next 2 hours.
This is so true. I've made this mistake too many times

>>7046714
>tfw someone used my twink pepe OC

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6KB, 201x250px

>>7047051
yeah I didn't make the original image but I made it into a twink, you can see cause the liens go shitty where the tits were but whatevs

>>7046818
>her dick

>>7046726
Or you could, you know, only squirt half of it up there. I do that every morning

>>7046818
lick it off, slut