>tell all the girls at my school I'm gay
>they are from middle America so they're enthused with the idea of having a "gay best friend"
>one hot gril makes it her mission to "turn me straight"
>Tfw am actually bi the whole time
>biscum is a hedonistic liar
gee who could have anticipated this turn of events
>>7046552
men have been lying to get pussy for millennia
get over it bucko
>>7046548
>Homosexual friend tries to hook up with me all of high school
>Tell him i'm straight and not interested, maintain friendship
>Am actually bisexual, he's just ugly
>>7046552
>biscum is a hedonistic
On a board full of people whose entire life mission to suck as many cocks as possible and convince everyone else that it's perfectly ok to suck a million different cocks?
Yea, it's totally the bis who are the problem.
>>7046611
OP here, what's wrong with sucking a million different cocks? Also what's wrong with hedonism?