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previous: >>7044603 (Cross-thread)
Sertii has come to save us from the agp <3
>>7045687
>tfw someone praises you
: )
I hate boymode
It's the worst
>>7045693
>tfw ugly crossdresser mode
>>7045682
>tfw no christian MMA waifu.
>>7045693
iktf
pick a fucking thread guys
>>7045705
the other thread is just AGP shit.
is thread is to post waifus without being a dirty autogynephile.
>>7045707
>being a transbian
ugh
>>7045709
>admiring another girl means you're gay
>>7045701
>chistian
why...
>>7045717
A degenerate hon like you wouldn't understand.
>>7045716
I don't admire other women, I envy them
>>7045715
Snicker and Neptune sitting in a tree~
>>7045719
out of curiosity would this actually trigger someone? I call actual CIS girls dude.
>>7045723
it's kinda the same for me desu
>>7045720
abrahamic religions are cancer tho
>>7045724
Neptune with a noose around her throat
D Y I N G
>>7045728
Your face and shoulders are cancer tho
You should just kill yourself t b q h
>>7045717
being a happy christian who go every week to a LGBT church is cute!
>>7045716
>2016
>being straight
>>7045730
I sometimes do the whole "buddy, guy and friend" south park thing.
If you're black and a tranny add me at shakira.s11 (skype)
>>7045725
There was a while where it'd set off an internal debate but i could never bring myself to get upset over it since it's so obviously being used as a gender neutral plural
>>7045735
Uh huh I replied, I said I remember that. It's nice that I have admirers.
>>7045741
You could try the same method as Neptune and end up with brain damage
>>7045742
youre not a boy tho
youre a cool af girl
>>7045741
You could try the same method as Neptune and end up with brain damage
She just downed her hormones and stuck the biggest plug she had in her shitter
How does this make you guys feel?
Outraged at the double standard?
Understanding?
As a straight cis guy I want to understand how yall reason these things.
Should a girl have sex with me even if she doesn't want it?
>>7045746
>blatant lies
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>7045750
shut up and suck my feminine benis, dude
>>7045750
eh i like guys
dosent mean im in to trans guys
i also dont expect straigt people to be atracted to my man face and man body
these people are sooo dumb
>>7045754
I didn't realize you were so bigoted
#filtered
>>7045750
i mean obviously no one is obliged to fuck anybody, but if the girl is post-op then it's pretty stupid to not have sex with her if you otherwise would if she was cis.
>>7045752
>that adonis belt
>that manly shaped navel
>those big ass androgen elbows
>no waist
>no hips
>big manhands
>stylish Rocky Horror Picture Show wig
nice, who is this supreme male model?
>>7045760
>Hanna is a cute girl
H U G B O X
>>7045759
Pretty sure that's Dmitry Klokov
>>7045760
im not, just look at that picture
>>7045744
It's not showing up q_q. I want you to notice me.
>>7045750
some girls have hot hard throbbing horsecocks
deal with it
>>7045750
Everyone has the right to reject me.
Hope a lot expect nothing.
>>7045752
You proved my point.
Hanna a qtpie ^-^
>>7045760
Is Hanna on hugbox life-support on something? She took the train from M to F and it got derailed inbetween. I feel kinda bad for xir.
>>7045750
This is fucking ridiculous.
Anyone has the right to refuse sex for any reason.
If someone's attracted to a transgirl and suddenly decides they're not after finding out they're trans, yes they're transphobic. But being transphobic doesn't rescind a right people always have.
>>7045766
shut up kayla, stop boasting already
>>7045764
How can you look in the mirror each day without going nuts? :o
>>7045765
It doesn't show up if you reply in another thread. I must warn you that I'm like 70% lesbian so you have a hard chase.
>>7045767
Just because you're a newfag doesn't mean you have to suck up to everybody :^)
>>7045771
not me really, its more like a wad of chewed bubble gum now ever since my balls went the way of the dodo bird
>>7045778
>stating the truth is now considered bullying
neck yourself retard
>>7045778
Hanna just wants to be honest with herself.
Sometimes, instead of a helping hand, you have to give someone a loaded gun. It's called tough love.
>>7045778
but its true
i look soo fucking gross
sometimes i just cant bare it
>>7045780
>its more like a wad of chewed bubble gum now
eww thanks for the visual, NERD
>>7045764
fwiw, i think you're really cute. Not even hugboxing, but my father is a windsurfer and i kinda grew up among that crowd, the girls that windsurf also get pretty broad shoulders and backs (which really is the only masculine trait of your body, idk about your face).
>>7045783
Any places in Sweden where they sell helium tanks or something? That's very painless I hear.
>>7045778
The anons have a point. For instance I'm having to say this trip off to avoid being flamed. Hanna's body doesn't pass at all, Wide shoulders, no hips, I used to be jelly of her because of her face but not anymore.
hanna, more like honna amirite
Today I was the only .. 'boy' that came to school and I'm just about invisible in class so the teachers mostly addressed the class with "girls" and stuff. It felt right.
Then I tried to be social during pause with the grills and I literally got startled when I heard myself speak, as my voice is low and gets even lower when I'm nervous :c
omg can everyone stop being nasty to hanna ;~;
>>7045790
why would you be jelly of her, friend?
http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1475/88/1475885513732.jpg
>that big ass nose
>that barely visible upper lip
>that masculine squarish chin
>possibly big forehead
i mean she literally looks like an average swedish man tbqh
>>7045779
Maybe you should stop watching porn so much and go outside for once. Average women don't look like skeleton super models. Anyway her face and hair is just super adorable. Go fuck yourself.
>>7045769
>If someone's attracted to a transgirl and suddenly decides they're not after finding out they're trans, yes they're transphobic.
No they're not.
>>7045790
Her face is no good either. It isn't feminine, it's just kinda sorta andro. It's the hair that fools people. You could say her fate rests on her hairline not receding.
>>7045795
honna*
sorry that we don't want to be part of your hugbox group, pham :(
>>7045781
>>stating the truth is now considered bullying
It always was? Are you autistic or something?
Just because something's true doesn't mean it's not bullying, fucking dumbass
What disaster of a thread is this?
I look a lot like Hanna from that angle, and seeing how negative everyone is makes me hella sad desu
>>7045802
She has a feminine face dude. Like, you saying she doesn't won't change the consensus.
I used to think she was a dyke back when she still had really short hair and I saw one of her face-only pictures.
Stop being retarded at this general.
>>7045807
save me elanna
>>7045807
every thread is a disaster nowadays
hold me pls ;_;
daily reminder if you aren't calling a decent body that's doesn't have the absolute perfect proportions disgusting, you're hugboxing
:^)
>>7045797
ok now you're just being retarded, that's literally a girls face.
>>7045801
>Shit takes time senpai
Nothing to save his surferdudeshoulders now since estrogen doesn't work on male skelingtons.
Also trip on Hanna.
Every bully itt please kill yourselves
piece of shit fagots
bullying innocent girls
die
hons h ons hons hons hons
>>7045808
Post pic then
>I don't need online validation XD
Sure, that's totally why you come here and shit the place up. Because you're a beautiful social butterfly, lul
>>7045813
>that's literally a girls face.
i hate this stupid /susans 2.0/
>>7045816
Stop bullying bullies, you bully.
Sure is lively in here.
>>7045811
I don't know how ;_;
>>7045812
*holds*
>>7045815
I have fresh diaps
I can help clean up anon's messies
an elann needs to be hugged daily and grows best in medium shade
>>7045820
bitter hon detected
>>7045824
*bullies ur diapy*
>>7045825
i know i dont pass
i never claimed to
everyone should just stop hugboxing me
>>7045825
Your face kinda passes according to that pic, at least, what we can see does. But fuck, you have shoulders that a 747 could use as a runway.
>>7045814
True, but they can be covered with clothes, and they aren't a death sentence when it comes to public passing.
And in the end they'll iust be a disproportion whenever she's naked with a partner. Just an imperfection that can be overlooked by anyone who's into her.
>trip on
Eh, some weak bantz.
>>7045831
it's shooped
>>7045827
>le smuggy animu
actual hon spotted
>>7045808
Misgendering asshole
Are we getting raided?
>>7045812
Hi Sophie
>>7045807
Hi banana
I'll make some roasted potatoes
Bye
hi
>>7045833
What? No it's not.
Mtfg was always bad but never THIS bad tbqh familia.
>>7045820
>it's Susans 2.0 if we aren't bitter faggots and completely shit on everyone who's got enough balls to post here
>>7045834
Could you really not tell that was a joke? Kek, autist.
>>7045797
My no makeup look isn't any better tbqh. I don't know why y'all girls don't just cake up like Edie does. it werks.
>>7045834
I think you just described what society wants to do to trannies.
>>7045837
Arika, are you retarded?
>>7045822
Anon made a messies :(
>>7045828
*changes ur diaper*
>>7045837
Bai
>>7045799
fuck off terf.
STOP BULLYING HANNA ALREADY!!!
To me it seems like you ppl are just jealous of her because she actually passes while you do not, ugly vengeful hons.
>>7045848
Even the older trips here agree that Arika is pretty fucking embarrassing, but you can't have a general without a few shitty posters
>>7045846
I get by with almost no make up. Just a touch of concealer and liner.
Oh wow bullying that doesn't involve me for once.
>>7045856
>she actually passes
s m h
>>7045822
Hi Ember
Run, save yourself
>>7045830
Hanna I hate to see you down...
Happy Hanna happy plz
How are you today?
fwiw Im basically shaped like you lol
6'1 honmonster is my only future
>>7045837
Hi Arika
>>7045838
Hi Lauren
>>7045840
I mean, I wouldn't say that's "literally a girls face" but besides a couple easily changed things I know girls who look like that essentially.
People seem to forget not every girl is a round faced soft featured Hollywood actress. Hell a lot of chicks are pretty ugly desu.
hanna is a beautiful girl with great sexy body and i don't really get it why would anyone be mean to her?
>>7045840
Yeah that face looks extremely manly. Could pass as Arnie, or Tom Cruise, or Bruce Willis. Look at the amount of facial hair, the rugged skin and the small eyes. Or the prominent cheekbones and large chin.
It's a very very masculine face, indeed.
>yfw cognitive dissonance
>>7045851
:O
I-I-ve never had that done to me before
you're my first
>>7045852
Not a terf, but there's nothing "transphobic" about being realisitc. A post-op transwoman, even if she passes visually, is NOT the same as a cis woman, not nearly.
You do NOT get to demean me with buzzwords and allegations of hate for not wanting to fuck you when I find out what you really are, you deceptive fuck.
>>7045862
>Im basically shaped like you lol
>honmonster
lowkey savage af
>>7045861
Best
shoop
ever
Looks like jim morrison in this one tbqh
>>7045861
She swallowed a violin bow lol
my shoulders are worse
>>7045867
>this so obviously not applicable to this case.
but it actually is "applicable" to this case you bumbling retard
look i get it, you are defending your transbian crush but it's getting real pathetic now, phammy
>>7045876
sexy kayla
>>7045869
Yeah, I agree. There are plenty of differences between even the most post-op tranny and a real woman. An MtF will always have man-smell, man-chromosomes, man-pheromones and a man-brown asshole.
>>7045880
Gross.
>>7045853
Idk if it's true
I seem to like being watered
hugg lauren
>>7045868
Good girl
>>7045879
Fuck off lain the hon
>>7045870
Hardly. I'm way way way more man faced than her.
My body alone isn't what makes me future honmonster, it's whatever, it's in tandem with my face that is a problem. which at least she's got something going for her there.
>>7045882
>An MtF will always have man-smel
>man-pheromones
>tfw not a hon
Feels very good
d-do i pass, girls? ;-;
>>7045888
Neptune and Hanna hanging from a tree~
R-O-T-T-I-N-G
please stop being mean to each other ok
>>7045891
Kiwi your photoshop skills are going to shit :/
>>7045894
Blow it out your ass
>>7045889
Fucking lol.
>>7045882
>An MtF will always have woman-smell, man-chromosomes, woman-pheromones and a feman-brown asshole.
fixed for accuracy
trust me i am a doc
t. doc
>>7045897
I love that picture, and the song.
quick survey
what color is your butthole, /mtfgen/?
STOP BEING HONS ABD LEARN TO BE STEALTH
>>7045894
Mtfg - male to female gaslighting
>>7045812
You need to introduce yourself, you are the newfag in the newfags eyes.
>>7045912
na, peasants have to come to the Reichsprinzessin, not the other way around.
>>7045907
hot pink
>>7045915
*Hug Phien-chan*
>>7045869
In the example given the man is attracted to trans woman up until he finds out she's trans. Then suddenly he's not. For whatever reason it's clear he has issues with trans people. He doesn't know about them, he finds them scary and would rather avoid them.
That's the very fucking definition of transphobia. It's not like I called you a baby eating tranny lyncher. If you've a negative opinion of trans women fucking own it. Don't try to have your cake and eat it too.
This is /mtfg/ it's for trans women go back to /terfgen/ or wherever you hang out.
>>7045915
Long live the empress.
Damn gurl...
>>7045916
l i e s
i
e
s
Why can't you hons be stealth like me ?
https://unsee.
cc/patumibo/
>>7045934
no I assure you its delectable
>>7045932
where did you find me photo
>>7045935
You have man-chompers
>>7045932
>Photoshopping my butt
Whyyyy
>>7045935
but I am?
>>7045924
cutting up eastern europe when
>>7045920
<3
>>7045935
wew, are you a latina?
totally jelly of you're genes, pham
>>7045935
because we weren't lucky to start hrt at 12 years old
>>7045938
>the bitterness of a hon
I love this smell in the morning
>>7045939
I needed to bust a quick nut
>>7045941
'ello Basic
...
I still haven't sent that email.
>>7045936
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIAR
>>7045940
We work best at winter.
>>7045949
pic doesn't do it justice https://unsee.
cc/pobusita/
>>7045945
transbians are so disgusting
i bet kayla pulled his shriveled gumdick to that
>>7045950
>Neither did I. I started at 19
eat shit an die regardless if all you are going to do is make fun of all of us.
>>7045941
You're right
I wouldn't ever meet with anyone who didn't already know I'm trans. I don't wanna be the latest "trans panic" case.
>>7045954
umm that's a dark horsehole tbqh
doesn't look pink at ALL
>>7045955
Yeah, transbians are yucky.
>>7045961
Yeah, that's some definitely y-chromosome pigmentation on that asshole
>>7045961
shadow you dumb fuck
>>7045954
H O R S E P U C C I
>>7045964
>y-chromosome pigmentation
>>7045964
Yes because the type of phenotype that is associated with the X2 chromosome. Clearly all the men with clear butts are secretly cis women and all the ladies with dark voids are young transitioners.
*Rolls eyes*
>>7045945
Wouldn't it be quicker if you just nutted to the original?
Wow, Hanna ejected from this thread with the speed of light.
It almost brings a tear to my eye.
I'm so proud of you bullyanons, we managed to make this thread a little better by driving out the hon.
im done being picked on for the day
some fucking friends you are
>New girl at work begins bitching at me and my "work ethic"
>Male colleague and person in charges backs me up and takes her out for a scolding
>Bitch literally at the shitter for 30 mins before returning, probably crying her fucking eyes out
Good day
>>7045862
im abit better now, talking to bf helps alot
kayla has horse vagina where her butthole is supposed to be tbqh
>>7045974
guess you better start kicking elanna's hon ass out next
>>7045973
The original lost its charm after the 5-6th time, so I had to do some SRS on it
>>7045982
Who's that? She looks like a lesbian
>>7045982
Elanna is a washed up druggie, but I have a soft spot for her. I can't bully her like I did back in the day. Plus she's kinda cute.
>>7045986
Well, getting close to three years now, yeah.
>>7045975
Im sure your rosebud is just fine Kayla, stop worrying so much bout what people online think. Like who gives a shit.
>>7045982
Elannas pretty fucking cute tho.
>>7045986
>This is why shit companies never improve, the old established staff shout down anyone trying to change things
That bitch wants us to do things thats not our responsibility or job just because we can. I can fucking get people coffee all day as an extra service but I dont have to and aint supposed to, fuck her.
>>7045979
That's good.
It's always good to turn away from here and talk to others outside of this drama.
I'm sorry half the thread turned on you like that.
You do you and whatever makes you happy :)
>>7045987
She most certainly is
>>7045979
So are you going to behave now? You realize you brought that shit on yourself by being a bitch.
>>7045974
>>7045982
But you're hons as well
>>7045975
what's the matter
got sand in your horse vagina, friendo?
>>7045996
I'm cis ;3
>>7045974
>WE DID IT LE/B/IT XD XD
>>7045948
Oh Sirona :(
Did you at least write it up?
>>7045960
That's the best way to do it. I mean you'll get rejected a lot probably but it saves wasting time with a date or two without disclosing.
Though on the other hand I'm sure there are some people that wouldn't consider dating a trans person until they met one without knowing until after.
Idk
>>7045982
oh it a cute
>>7045976
>Bitch literally at the shitter for 30 mins before returning, probably crying her fucking eyes out
literally me at work
>>7045987
>she
that's a boy with a hair balding problem, silly
>>7045975
How many times have you called me a nigger Kayla?
>tfw ur a smelly lesbian
>>7046001
Doesn't change the fact that she had to run to her emo bf to cry about it. I'd say we did some damage this time.
>>7045999
no, I had your dads dick in it last night
>>7046002
>it
RUDE
U
D
E
>>7046002
I...uh...
No.
I keep starting it and everything becomes a panic attack and I shut down.
:/. Kind of a mental wreck right now what with Irl problems so I don't see that changing anytime soon either.
>>7045994
...maybe she just looks like one
>>7046003
>elanna-response-in-male-voice.mp4
>>7046015
What happened with you?
>>7046017
pls tell me you have imgur page
>>7046009
i have two moms though
#massacred
Watching you hons rip
Each other apart is amazing.
You need to pitch this tv networks
>>7046017
>...maybe she just looks like one
no. but dont worry, youre my favorite lezzer <3
x gon give it to u
>>7046025
fund it
t. big hollywood executive (also 100% jewish with a surname that ends in -schlongberg)
>>7046027
I liked Elanna better when she had cock stuffed in her ass
>>7046021
To make a long story very short, my parents are even worse assholes than usual in the past week and a half, and pretty much coerced and threaten Ed me until I told them that I felt that they were the cause of most of the issues that I'm trying to fix. In return they've acted even worse than they have before in the past 3 days.
>>7046031
I dont want to share the trutrans(TM) crown though
>>7046032
All anons are doing is trying to stop most of the trans women here from making a mistake
>>7046008
you didn't do anything lol
>>7046038
this. bullyanons are just trying to protect other trans women from their delusional thoughts
>>7046038
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
People are gonna do with their lives what they choose to do
>>7046027
But I'm legitimately 90% straight and the rest of me is sexually confused
>>7046022
Sorry, I don't
>>7046040
Hanna was definitely trying to act like the head-bitch-in-charge
She was promptly reminded of where she belongs
>>7046038
Yes, because clearly anonymous harassment on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum is going to convince someone that you have their best interests at heart.
*Rolls eyes*
>>7046004
i literally call everyone nigger
>Decided to come out a second time to my mom
>Go with the letter idea
>pour my heart out
>Calls me clearly didn't read any or didn't comprehend any of it
>Immediately assumes I'm fucking one of my friends that is cis het guy (who I haven't even seen in months!)
>We love and support you
>But this is a phase and please don't ever try and present as a girl around us that would be an insult to our family
th-thanks mom
l-love you ;~;
fun fact: kayla is actually a 40 year old crossdressing truck driver named carlos
>>7046048
Get A BRAIN! Morans
>>7046046
>But I'm legitimately 90% straight
Could've sworn that figure used to be higher, you're getting worn down, you'll be 50/50 by next year.
>>7046046
lies :P
>>7046034
>>7046046
The difference between Elanna and Phiench if they really faught for their respective ideologies in WW2
They're elves because transgenders didnt exist back then stupids.
>>7046053
hanna is actually a 40 year old crossdressing truck driver named åke
lesbians are gay
>>7046048
We tried to be kind but you hons need tough love
>>7046058
I'm not sure which faction I'm going to join. I haven't seen a comparison of their butts.
>>7046059
kek
e
k
>>7046052
Only gets worse from here when they lose patience with you.
This is why you never tell your parents unless you're p much certain they'll be accepting. Well, not whilst they still have any control over you anyway.
>>7046060
well okay nigger, don't be such a faggot about it
>>7046056
It's the truth
It's not even speculation, at this point it's been acquired through experience.
>>7046055
It doesn't work that way unfortunately...
>>7046047
ah, the famous gaslighting meme
>>7046067
You're such a nigger Kayla.
>>7046032
ok ill try
hugg Neptune
>>7046063
I dont know if I could suffer through the soviet army for Elannas butt, it would probably have to be shared collectively anyways cause communism, but is a damn nice butt. But I'd be more likely to get it in the SS as a POW than ever surviving that brutality.
>>7046071
>gaslighting
nice new buzzword, kid
>>7046051
People are going to do
What they want to do
With their lives
Even if people like you
don't agree that they should
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7046052
>we support you
>stay in the closet or else
what is wrong with parents?
>>7046075
>..heh...kid.....
>>7046067
You're the best ^~^
>>7046071
I want elanna to release gas and light it on fire
I'd pay up to 20 bucks to see that
>>7046053
actually im an agp sissy trying to become a brainless barbie bimbo
t - 3 hrs till my first gender therapist appointment. Not sure if nervous or excited, probably both. Wish me luck?
>>7046079
heh, nuttin personnalized ;^)
So is this the best thread?
:3
>slept with no top last night
>door cracked so cats can go poop
>wife's mom comes to door at 7am asking for blowdryer
>tits everywhere
>she's gawking like she thought they were fake
Lol
>>7046076
If the want to live a life of misery, go ahead. They'll be dead soon anyways.
Hons need to be put into their place.
Why do you think I got a hon kicked out of the women's restroom yesterday at the mall?
>>7046082
at least u finally admit it, phamalamadingdong
>>7046060
Thank you
>>7046066
This was the second time so it wasn't like she didn't know already, oh well I guess I return to plan B: move away and never talk to them again as soon as I graduate.
>>7046077
I will never understand she didn't even read the letter it was only 1000 words but no
>Reading it would be too easy you need to prove this
Well fuck you too mom
>>7046086
Not anymore since you came on.
>>7045932
holy shit what a butt.
I'd run at a machine gun with an unloaded rifle for that butt.
>>7046090
>I got a hon kicked out of the women's restroom yesterday at the mall?
my favorite pasttime tbqh
>>7046083
Prepare to enter the darkest tunnel of your life. There's no light at the end either. Just turn back.
>>7046083
good luck!
>>7046086
I wish anons would stop sucking up to me all the time.
I put my shoes on one at a time like everyone.
:3
>>7046097
I'd make it clap so hard my eardrums burst open
>>7046098
It was hilarious.
I was waiting for a friend at the food court and I see the 6'3 monstrosity with a tattered dress and wig go in the women's restroom. I followed behind him and told him she needs to leave. Three other women join me and tell her to leave and she screams that she's a woman in deep booming voice.
>>7046088
>You've seen Elanna's butt, right?
>>7046092
sarcasm just flies right over your head like you trying to dodge a sticky gooey load
>>7046105
don't make me put on my sass kicking shoes, kid
>>7046100
I went in that tunnel when I came on this board and realized I wasn't as certain of my gender as I thought I was, this is just a little further in.
>>7046083
Good luck :)
>>7046111
why are you so nice to me?
>>7046105
Ever since you linked your ass I can't feel anything but disgust for you. No one else's ass has a double chin.
>>7046111
I don't wanna bully you, in fact I wanna ask if Washington is all that to move to or is it as bigoted as the rest of the west coast?
>>7046111
:3 hey bby! How have you been?
>>7046108
>she screams that she's a woman in deep booming voice.
kek
what happened next?
>>7046116
She has a thing for manly men
>>7046121
Police come over to ask what the trouble is and we all point to the hon. Police tell him that he isn't allowed to trespass in places that are meant for women only.
>>7046116
because you don't deserve the shit you're given
>>7046109
I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an ass like that.
>>7046127
>things that never happened vol. 4
>>7046088
>Phienchen is currently eating Elanna's dust.
Just gonna keep it real tho I seen the original pic and that shit is a p poor photoshop, look at the uneven edges at her butt. Iunno if anon shopped it or lana but I like her OG butt anyways just for the record.
You can also see the shop on the shower wall, look at the distortion.
In all truth (shocker coming from me right) I am getting my first true true session of electrolysis in 4 hours and will be doing it every Wednesday till its done and I don't know how to do the aftercare after each session.
Any tips? (and im not talking about purple headed ones)
>>7046128
#SHOTSFIRED#100#LITaf
#911thatHon
I'm not good at randomly dancing out of nowhere at parties and that kind of thing, but I'd really like to try ballet. It's all about discipline and stuff, right?
Anyone here have experience? Is it possible to start learning at 19?
>>7046108
>tfw this will be me in the future, except instead of screaming, I'll just say "I, uh... s-sorry" and run home and cry
>>7046131
That's probably just a puppet warp done under a minute as a joke
>>7046128
savage
a
v
a
g
e
>>7046130
It happen hon.
People like you to be put down
You are an embarrassment to the trans movement
>>7046137
I took ballet when I was 15 just to make fun of this gay kid that lived down the street. It takes a lot of discipline and not being a fatass.
>>7046134
wait
i remember you were saying you were pretty much done with that
or was that laser?
>>7046128
BOOM
>>7046140
Yeah maybe its a joke going over my head, im baked like 24/7 so picking up on irony online is getting harder.
>>7046134
True true?
I thought you'd been getting it off/on all along?
Neosporin, gentle cleansers. Das about it.
Keep it moist with neosporin and clean gently with wash cloth.
>>7046143
That's very based, kayla.
>>7046131
OFFICIAL /MTFG/ BUTT RATING
1) Shakira
2) Korra
[POWER GAP]
3) Elanna
[POWER GAP]
4) Everyone else
>>7046143
>I took ballet when I was 15 just to make fun of this gay kid that lived down the street
lol wut?
>>7046143
yeah I'm sure it was just to make fun of the gay kid...
>>7046151
But you have hope basic.
You aren't a hon unlike most here
>>7046155
it's just one out of many incredible fictional stories written by kayla
ignore it
>>7046143
I got both down kind of down. 68kg certainly isnt too much for my height and I'm well disciplined, too if I do say so myself. I think I'll look into it. Thanks c:
>>7046154
I'm dating a widely hated chaser trip. the anons will never not be bullying me
>>7046153
>Shakira
Sheboons don't count?
>>7046158
oh
I think everyone has hope but can you put me down anyway?
>>7046163
Why would anons bully you if you're dating a male chaser? You're like wish-fulfillment for them
>>7046131
I have way better things to do than Photoshop my own butt. Besides, I could just abuse angles instead.
Shit is definitely photoshopped tho
>>7046116
Making people happy makes me happy.
If I'm gonna be honest it's pretty self-serving.
I try as hard as I can to never be mean to people anyway, even if they harass me and attack me. Idk maybe it's because I'm silly and naive. I've been told that before.
Anyway, I like being nice to people :)
>>7046125
If I did then I'd love myself. Sadly this is not the case.
>>7046118
>She remembers I live in Washington
I-is this true love?
But yeah I'm not sure what kind of bigotry you experience or are referring to but I live in Olympia, the state capital, which makes Portland and Seattle look conservative conservative with how SJW lib it is here. I do know Seattle area is a really popular place for lgbt and is pretty diverse so it's not like a one sided bigotry like most places.
>>7046120
I been pretty good, I've been trying to help lots of people lately and I think it's working.
I'm gonna get to see Juniper tonight so I'm very very nervous but excited!
>>7046151
Idgaf. She has her daughter in this weird relationship where they're best friends. Like, my sister in law never leaves the house, verrry picky with what she eats, talks to Korean boys until 4am.
One of those weirdos where we went to a tapas place and refused to try any of the hummus or cheese n crackers spreads... Watched us eat like 3 courses for the table before her pepperoni pizza came and she only had 2 pieces & boxed the rest.
But yeah, that weird little CIs 10/10 homebody with self image issues is bound to've had mommy see her tits at one point.
Also, wifey has 4 other sisters ..... Not too worried. I just got a chuckle b/c she prolly thought they were all padding.
>I was walking around in my padded sports bra & cargo pants not givin a fuck this morning
>>7046155
am I seriously the only one that watches movies??? Its a joke from "The Other Guys"
>>7046168
*puts you down on my penis*
>>7046169
You're assuming that all bully anons are chasers.
>>7046142
oooo can i be on the top of the be put down list?
\\
>>7046169
because birdy and I pissed off a large amount of people
>>7046179
is birdy that big fat hairy man with crippling autism?
>>7046174
i thought of it but i wasn't sure. it's a good movie.
>>7046088
how would you know tho, Ive never posted mine.
I am a catholic girl in a committed relationship, obviously I am not gonna behave like a harlot
>>7046153
How do you even take pictures of your butt?
I mean, this was my ass almost a year ago and the angles to get that shot were really frustrating b/c my hand kept moving
>TFW none of my pants from then fit anymore :(
>>7046183
no he's the big handsome sweet guy with on point puns
>>7046171
sounds like a dream place, its still my goal to move to seattle when i'm full time but is olympia better?
>>7046183
no that's pleb
>>7046185
I mean, realistically, you weight like nothing, maybe once you get thicc.
>>7046183
birdy does have hair and crippling autism
>>7046170
What undies do you have on?
>>7046185
It's ok, sophie, I'll pick up the slack for us and be twice the harlot
>>7046194
>wearing panties
>>7046187
Is birdy gonna start hrt soon?
>>7046184
I use movie quotes literally daily and i'm starting to feel foolish because no one gets it. I guess its dumb of me to literally memorize scripts. I can recite the big lebowski verbatim, also pulp fiction and reservoir dogs to, hell I know the lines to clueless
>>7046186
>the angles to get that shot were really frustrating b/c my hand kept moving
same here. i wish i could figure out how to use my webcam to make timed pics or even just any pic at all.
>>7046204
yeah, but it needs to be most to least hon, so yr p fucking far below me senpai.....
>tfw first on the list
>>7046197
I didn't mention panties silly
https://unsee.cc
/togizase/
>>7046213
That's good, because I'm not wearing any
I slept for 14 hours, I feel a bit better now. What's /mtfg/ up to today?
>>7046214
>He's
>>7046214
Well the sooner the better.
And don't misgender your gf!
>>7046197
thank you <3
I knew I could count on you!
>>7046190
>realism in mtfg
WHY DOES THIS START WITH MY BUTT REEEEE
though, I think its better than one would assume. Ive like NO fat on my legs arms wrists or ribcage, but some on chest and butt.
>>7046203
nothing could drive me away from elanna anon. shes my spirit animal
>>7046151
I'm gonna go visit Juniper tonight :3
And I get to give her and her new ferrets lots of cuddles
Ive been trying to be more happy by making others happy too so that's another thing
Also I got fired yesterday I don't remember if you were there when I said that.
Life's interesting right now I guess overall
>>7046188
>is olympia better?
Depends what you're looking for. It's a medium population tri-city area with a fuck ton of urban sprawl and rocketing housing costs. But it's way more environmental and green and beautiful than most of Seattle. Basically if you don't want to live in the giant mess of cities it's a good bet a lot of people out of state that move here wanting the pudget sound culture without the Seattle-Tacoma area cost pick Olympia. Take a road trip up through i5 and take a look before moving lol.
>>7045857
Mkay why?
>>7046216
You fucked up.
>>7046224
Don't necropost! Geez, amateurs
>>7046203
Lol, that was in April and those, and all the other pants no longer fit me without bruises and marks.
Poop selfie pic relates even though I'm pudging up for my winter burn off
>>7046204
B/c making some bitch who genders me male with a closet gay daughter staring at my lumps see my curves is super validating.
>>7046206
Maybe selfie sticks?
I have one but my phone is too heavy for it... Need a better one.
>>7046229
Get yourself a real man. Someone who will lay down 10 inches of pipe and won't even give you a reach-a-round.
where can i buy this t shirt?
>>7046231
I do that all the time tho
>>7046211
that's just like your opinion pham
you pass better than I
>>7046214
Oh you! >////<
>>7046223
I didn't hear about that. I'm really sorry:/
At least you can have ferrets and cuddles tonight? and keep on helping people and being sweet after
>>7046235
Oh nonono I meant your sister Geting a pizza at taps wth
That other stuff is absolutely hilarious
>>7046237
Real men are scary I prefer yaoi and girls
>>7046235
Are you lowkey taking a shit in this pic?
>>7046238
>reading that
>buying things
you're missing the fucking point
>>7046231
Maybe others know?
>>7046235
let mommy see that gingertinkler
>>7046235
>taking pictures on the toilet
The selfie craze has gone too far.
>>7046223
>Take a road trip up through i5 and take a look before moving lol.
lol I was literally on the 5 with all my possessions in my truck for hours up to Kirkland because Juniper offered me a room for $500 a month when we were talking off here. When I got to the desert she texted me I couldn't come anymore because some shit with her mom and it sucked so much ass. My mom even loaned me $500 bucks for the rent and another $500 for the trip. This was a month and a half ago too.
>>7046170
>Besides, I could just abuse angles instead.
Tssk tssk Elanna, how petty, a butt is so much more than shape, it's a part of a person. When I see your butt I dont immediately think "Mhh dat softness" but I think about the fact it's your lewd butt, who if could talk probably whimpers and begs for squeezes and smacks and once it gets it could probably receive it for hours until it gets red.
Its a special ass Elanna.
>>7046226
Warning: cat scraches
https://unsee.cc
/subozeda
>>7046222
You've said that you have no butt yourself so I kinda assumed.
That sounds like good fat distribution though, you're going to look cute being thicc if so.
>>7046245
Oh wow I didn't see that. And I was embarrassed for taking selfies in the bathroom mirror :0
>>7046240
But real men ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵖᵉᶰᶦˢᵉˢ
>>7046222
Anytime <3
>>7046235
Hi Valq <3
=3
>>7046250
na, everything I am gaining now goes straight to tummy and my legs and arms look super weird.
for comparison, if I put my middle finger on my thumb, I could fit my wrist twice in the space in between them
>>7046255
ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵖᵉᶰᶦˢᵉˢ are fun
>>7046241
Literally read the pic related portion.
I'm valiantly taking a shit in this picture
>>7046240
I Dont have pics of her to show you, but all her sisters and random girls in public fucking hate how pretty she is.
Sometimes she wears rompers and then complains when her sisters friends look at her body too much.
She was homeschooled too.. Idk
>>7046244
You're not my mommy.
I am mommy.
>>7046245
Poop selfies were my entrance on here a year ago.
I garunteeee some creeper saved them somewhere
>>7046257
Ayye Carol!
>>7046246
Aww
That's a shame, I'm sure whatever came up was a legit problem, she wouldn't just make something up to screw someone over.
There's always plenty of opportunities though, just gotta what comes your way when you're ready to move north.
>>7046249
Cat scratches or cutting scratches?
>>7046240
>Real men are scary I prefer yaoi and girls
Same.
>>7046250
she's never getting thicc she's pro-ana
>>7046262
How are you? =3
The hons here with their anime posting scare me :(
>>7046240
>you pass better than I
that's objectively false
how do i get penises inside of me?
I want that.
>>7046257
*Double hug Carol*
>>7046258
>for comparison, if I put my middle finger on my thumb, I could fit my wrist twice in the space in between them
WAT
A
T
>>7046272
sorry, i don't post anime that much anymore desu.....
>>7046247
Fucking
I have stuff to do this morning
I can't go reading stuff on 4chan and get turned on
>>7046271
Kinda board.
Its been below freezing the past few nights and I Dont have effort to go outside
>>7046278
I mean phienchen and Elanna
>>7046272
the anime posting is the most embarassing thing about this gen it's some hardcore AGP shit.
>>7046265
Kitty scratches
https://unsee.cc
/ditunoze/
>>7046272
>>7046285
Then why are you on a Japanese owned anime imageboard
>>7046262
The smell must have been pretty bad in there, huh
>>7046258
Eh, I think you're being paranoid about your weight gain, stomach and legs are easy to notice, I know because I've also been gaining weight, my wrists are pretty small too.
>>7046293
My shit don't stink bb
>>7046253
Fuck me!
>>7046282
senpai they aren't even in the same hon leauge as some of us. like uhhhh they're anime posters, but not hons senpai
>>7046263
I accepted her apology but I still think she hates me.
anyway I gotta get ready to get part of my beard zapped off.
later losers
>>7046269
Hmm
>>7046292
How about you post butt
>>7046286
Woah, your cat needs to chill
>>7046296
you know what
lets make this happen baby girl
>>7046277
?
>>7046294
ya maybe. my thighs havent changed at all tho, got a bit more on chest and face tho
>>7046292
Clearly to talk about /lgbt/ issues on the /lgbt/ board and not about your weird waifu/girlyouwannabe hybrids.
>>7046279
Waow looks like we're in the same boat then.
I'd go into details but this is a blue board and since nobody cares about the rules we also got children about.
Like these are things that would make your grandma cry.
>>7046304
your wrists are tiny, jesus. Like no matter how skinny i get i can only fit my wrist once between my thump and middle finger purely because of the bone
>>7046304
Chest is good, I personally didn't notice my face at all, but people commented on my cheeks so I assume there was some noticeable fat there.
>>7046286
Post kitty
>>7046300
Nah
>>7046309
Anime is clearly part of the board culture
>>7046317
cat likes privacy
>>7046317
Is a bunch of fucking weeb crossdressing perverts really the culture you wanna go for.
>>7046309
we werent doing that at all tho?
>>7046315
yeah, cheeks is super important. I legit looked perma sick before I gained
>looking for lewds on archive
>can't filter away millions of kurisu pics
>>7046262
She sounds like a great aunt of mine. Only time she was away from home was during WWII while she worked as an army nurse. Then she came back to the farm and stayed there 'til her parent's died, and then moved in with her never married brother. WWII time frame she had an absolute model perfect body with a pretty face.
>>7046327
Which cheeks? :o
>>7046253
I'm ok , how are you ??
>>7046255
>ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵖᵉᶰᶦˢᵉˢ
Wait penises are real? I thought they were a myth like dragons or something
>>7046262
Why does she have to have my dream life ;~;
sounds kind of my sister abit
>>7046266
right?
>>7046273
I don't agree plebbu
>>7046283
Awh I'm sure it'll go great nepper! ^~^
>>7046326
HI KIT!!!!
>>7046333
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>7046327
>I legit looked perma sick before I gained
Yeah I imagine you had that sunken cheek look.
>>7046333
tired :0
>>7046331
face :3
>>7046340
yap pretty badly as well ._.
>>7046329
>>can't filter away millions of kurisu pics
pleb...
with a real os it's easy.
>>7046327
>suspiciously specific denial
You will never be an anime girl and your obsession with them shows you as the pervert man you are.
>>7046321
Is it a cute cat
>>7046325
I like posting anime because it looks nice. There's nothing really wrong with it imo. The into stuff I don't like is the cringey *huggs* and *headpatts*
>>7046340
>>7046345
I'm really pale and skinny still so everyone thinks I'm sick
>>7046310
Idk, I can only speculate
...which is also dangerous and I shouldn't
>>7046329
Loll
>>7046326
Kit
>>7046346
Gentoo?
>>7046348
Well, summer's coming over there right? Maybe go get some sun.
>>7046348
I-i dont think there is a cat Jin...
how does post-orchi ballsack look like, familia?
>>7046351
hiiiiii elannaaaaaaaa !!
how are you today qt???
>>7046355
Well, I guess I could yeah. I get bored tanning outside all day though.
>>7046356
Y-yeah probably not :/
>>7046347
what does that even mean
>>7046348
I know that feeling ._.
its annoying
>>7046346
I still can't get the image of some little old lady installing Debian on her computer out of my head.
Is she "our guy"?
>Want to play overwatch
>Realize I have literally nobody in my life I'm still friendly with or talk to regularly
oh...
I will literally pay somebody to play video games with me and pretend to be my friend for 1 (ONE) hour
>>7046359
I'm gud, sleepy but ready to get some stuff accomplished today
Hbu?
>>7046365
Play with my cock and call me daddy~
>>7046371
nice combover to hide that big ass forehead :^)
>>7046373
Do you fart in mic?
>>7046365
What makes a picture weird or not, idk. I just post What I think is nice
>>7046366
Oh well, I'd still rather be skinny than fat
>>7046374
i'm tired too !!! prob going to go to sleep rn actually but its nice seeing you good !!! im happy for you :3
>>7046363
good but tired !! ilu sweet girl
gn girls !!
>>7046378
I'm going to shit on her for this
>>7046378
is maddie that big fat bodybuilder with linebacker shoulders and a dadbod, and looks like a harry potter villain?
Is he "our guy"?
>>7046378
>>7046365
I just google reaction images or post what other anons posted. Think whatever you want idgaf.
>>7046377
No.
I don't think I've ever farted in front of anybody in my life
I just want friends again. I miss it so bad
>>7046388
nice rock cutting chin tbqh
>>7046388
Will he die if I lift up the comb over?
>>7046394
>I've ever farted in front of anybody in my life
>>7046373
You play on EU? And you dont need to pay just dont fucking suck ass please.
>>7046396
It would be extremely painful
>>7046397
is that not normal, I don't understand.
>>7046396
It would be extremely painful
*accidentally lifts the comb over*
>>7046380
>What makes a picture weird or not
How obvious it is you're getting hard whilst posting them because you're thinking "ooh people are associating me with the anime girls I post! which in someway makes me an anime girl!!"
Which is really fucking obvious when you're posting shit like this
>>7046359
>>7046345
>>7046366
>>7046326
>>7046345
as I say, agp as fuck
>>7046402
It just sounds like you're too conscious about it
>>7046408
DO NOT BULLY KIT.
le bordiga face
>>7046408
You sound like the biggest armchair psychologist I've ever seen.
They're anime pictures on an anime based japanese themed website and you're sperging out over them. Chill hon
>>7046374
ok daddy
>>7046353
any Unix derivative... It's simple duplicate file processing. Many people repeat the same reaction images over and over.
>Use a shell
>md5sum them all
>sort the list
>use perl or some other pattern processing utility to group them by md5sum + file size
That should allow you to zap all the duplicates. You can write all that up into a shell script to automate it. If you figure out the right utilities and script them right you can even bulk download them.
>>7046367
lol
>tfw I used to be a Debian developer.
Opreation think happy thoughts isnt working
Hello /mtfg/
>>7046374
Your cock is hard to reach since its pushed up into your body and turned inside out
>>7045894
Why are you trying to force this waffle dog meme?
>>7046384
Doesn't help that she's a really shitty person, but that's just icing on the cake at this point.
>>7046419
I first read that as "oh daddy" and it reminded me of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB3zzv2G6Y
>>7046430
Charlotte you hate everyone
>>7046408
what if I am straight and dont have a penis
what if its the uniforms that turn me on
does that mean I am aup (autouniformophile)
>>7046424
the nice people here don't have a problem with you and I'm sorry you got targeted
>>7046438
You do have a penis it's just inside out.
AUP and AGP aren't mutually exclusive. You're just a particularly deviant pervert.
>>7046438
I don't blame you, nazi uniforms looked really good.
>>7046436
Not necessarily. I had a mental breakdown last night because the boy I loved died hours before I was going to come out to him.
If you can fuck off, that'd be great.
>>7046448
Yes, you are the one who needs to apologize
>>7046449
holy shit, I'm so sorry.
>>7046449
Are you sad because you never got to taste his meat?
>>7046449
name 5 trips you actually LIKE
>>7046444
>You do have a penis it's just inside out.
actually no, I got surgery in thailand
seriously though, your bait is pretty weak. you should step up your game and target more vulnerable spots like weight or drug abuse.
american fringe science isnt going to work on europeans.
>>7046449
omg
are you ok?
hugg
>>7046445
See PA state police uniforms pre WWII. That's where they copied them from.
>>7046448
I'm not able to hug you and make everything all better
so
I'm sorry
>>7046458
ok i'll try drug abuse next time
i feel like im in a Kafka story
>>7046462
no im sorry
thats an awfull thing to have to go thru
>>7046449
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
the post
>>7046449
how'd he die
>>7046449
*hugs* that would suck!
What happened?
>>7046463
let me know how it goes!
good luck
>>7046461
The uniform I had at work has barely changed since WWI...
>Every tranny I talk to is secretly a hooker
Why is this?
>>7046472
Allo! Allo!
>>7046471
You'll be the first to know
>>7046473
Do you like me?
>>7046483
perfect
>>7046457
I miss all the old trips but I'm glad Kit is back at least.
>>7046482
Lmao
>>7046449
are you going to survive through what you're currently going through?
>be at work, part time night shift of stacking packages in trucks at ups
>second day
>get told by other workers i should just throw small and light packages on top of the big ones if i can't stack up more big ones
>look how everyone else does it, they literally throw them as far back as they can
>later
>foreman passes by our truck
>shouts at me for throwing packages, which everyone else had been doing for the whole night
>get an email later by my boss saying i shouldn't throw packages
w-wew
>>7046449
Hi Charlotte :)
How are you feeling today? Were you able to get some sleep last night?
>>7046473
>>7046476
>I made the list
:3
>>7046476
Honestly though I understand her position. People saying "I'm sorry" is antagonistic to someone in mourning and makes it about themselves not the person lost or the one in mourning.
He was so beautiful...
I wanted to fart on the tip of his penis, b-but I never got to. And now I can't, because I'm not a necrophiliac.
>>7046487
>literally two/three old trips in the entire picture
???
EVERYONE LIST TRIPS YOU ACTUALLY LIKE
If I get caught sending progesterone into the US, am I in trouble?
>>7046495
Sass
Kiwi
Neptune
Juniper
Lauren
Elanna
maybe a few more
>>7046496
good
>>7046496
I have seen how frail and weak the white man is. He dies at the drop of a hat.
Now I have evolved. I have a new appetite. Big black cock.
>>7046487
Oh yeah what ever happened to tichbits? I haven't seen her in ages
>>7046487
ree im not in it
>>7046500
>Sass
????
>>7046515
Kaaaat <3
>>7046517
This helped me a lot when my fuckbuddy died of AIDS. The songs just speak to me, you know.
>>7046517
cool cool. just making sure
>>7046511
Oh it's just two boxes so like 4 months worth
>>7046524
Yeah, I guess it's worth asking.
>>7046517
Try to think of the happy times. That's what I do when reminded of deaths of people I knew.
>>7046495
Isla
Basic
Neptune
Jin
Arika
Pookie
Charlotte
Nim
theres probbably more but i have poor memory
>>7046529
I don't think you should be talking to anyone about kyssing
>>7046533
This is going to be such a hard time the next few months. I really do hope you get through it ok. My instinct is to apologize. but yeah. You deserve a lot better than this and so did he.
>>7046535
>omitted Elanna
lowkey throwing shade
>>7046542
Yeah, I agree. He deserves mahogany, not spruce :(
>>7046543
i havent really talked to Elanna
or maybe i have and my memory is hecked up?
good morning
i feel sick
>>7046557
You ERPeed with her and you came at the same time :o
>>7046549
>tfw no-one wants ebony
>>7046560
Am I talking to Isla or Cody today?
>>7046535
Thanks Hanna I'm flattered
>>7046569
Hi Carol!!
>>7046518
Sass is funny.
Blanchard sends her visions. She sees AGP where others cannot.
>>7046544
*hugs* I feel for you. Remember those happy times you already had with him. Yeah, I know it can be hard sometimes. Any time I even think of hs I think of the deaths of 4 friends. They were broadsided and ran over by a dump truck as they left school grounds. The whole rest of the clique we were all in saw it happen. I push past that and remember the fun times we had together.
I just want her to talk to me zzz
I just don't exist anymore do I
lol :p
>>7046583
>clique
you mean SQUAD, right? baka
>>7046572
>flattered to be liked by me
>>7046594
Don't be so emo, go fingerbang yourself or whatever makes you cheer up
>>7046583
that's awful...
I feel both really lucky and really unlucky that he was never anything but great. I have no bad memories of him at all, beyond just being bored sometimes during gym class.
>>7046600
Being emo and being trans are mutually inclusive.
>>7046616
Being emo-boymode trap is usually hotter than just being an average tranny
How they hell do you hide stubble?
>>7046594
Don't be so heard on yourself.
>>7046616
I'm emo
>>7046640
Shave well and use concealer that's a shade or two lighter than your skin.
>>7046518
>Not knowing who Sass is
OMG! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>7046500
Yay! <3 u anon!
>>7046569
<3 Carol Caroline Carolina <3
>>7046579
:3 you get a gold star!
>>7046640
You get made fun of
Then you hide in your house like me :3
My area is kinda pretty in the evening ^^
>>7046583
I thought they were blown up in a terrorist attack?
If you're still boy-mode after a year you're a coward, too lazy to learn skills that will help you pass, or both.
How do you guys fill up these threads so fast?
>>7046657
Really dedicated shitposting
>>7046647
Reubediah Kronenmann.
>>7046657
By posting pictures of beautiful senior women, obviously.
>>7046652
This place looks familiar...
>>7046663
Damnit I thought this game said type in credit card AND pin.
Fuck this game.
>>7046670
You in Britbong?
>>7046487
I want to kiss Kit.
That warm feeling when you get to report Cartman for soliciting credit card info
:^)
I hope the fag gets permab&
Here at the electrolysis place, feels bad man, im such an obvious tranny even in guymode. Also almost had 3 different wrecks on the way here, guess hrt made me a woman driver
>>7046647
shiliel blumen
>>7046652
I love that kind of area.
So few left in America though.
Why I wanna live in Santa Cruz
>>7046669
Do you have newer pics? i want to see u like an everyday look
>tfw embarrassed by a cute girl
why is this the greatest feeling in the world
Love you lot lots <3
>>7046656
Oh fuck off, life is different for everyone and im not in the position to be in full time yet
>>7046673
Yup. I can tell by the yellow number plates.
Is that the crest of a hill? You up north somewhere?
>>7046695
because your a faggot
>>7046695
It is a really nice feel.
>>7046698
Yeah you are
>>7046695
You tell me.
>>7046699
South Wales
>>7046704
How?
Just gonna leave this here.
>>7046640
Grow a beard over it.
>tfw 4chan tells u it doesn't want anymore of your shitposts
>>7046589
No, they weren't the whole cheerleader and majorette squads. The school had 1,200 kids per grade so there were full cheerleader and majorette squads. Most were straight.
>>7046604
Yeah, it sucks. For over a decade it was one of a few memories I had of hs. I had that memory of the accident. A memory of C stripping me, pushing me down on a pile of pillows and fucking me. The rest of the memories I had were of the quad. Not exactly memories one could talk about with others one doesn't know. Thankfully I've gotten many more back in the past couple years.
I'm wearing a dress
Is this agp?
>>7046725
With a capital A.
>>7046725
Brag more
>>7046725
>Wear dress
>Get girlrection
>Panties get wet from pre seminal fluid
>Want to brag about it on mtfg
:3 yusssssssssss!
>>7046700
>
>>7046702
It's also really complex. You can't describe it in one word lol
>>7046705
U-umm... I dunno? It makes me realize what I make other girls feel when I do that to them so
>>7046733
It could even be new zealand!
>>7046737
i hate when i'm wearing a dress and start thinking about the person i like
so glad dresses aren't a winter item here
>>7046694
Here's the most recent one I have. I really need to get a proper camera, I don't have anything with a proper focal that can take digital pics indoors and I'm just not used to taking selfies when I'm out. Feels weird.
>>7046740
I want to lie in bed with neptune while cuddling
>>7046713
so many of those fit me D:
cracked up at Konata tho, that was really great
>>7046653
You're thinking of the quad, and no it wasn't a terrorist attack. At least as far as I've been told. I still don't know what really happened that day. Nobody was caught. I just know they are dead now, and I miss them greatly. I suppose I never really had a chance to mourn them.
>>7046733
I dunno a lot of east anglia looks twee as fuck and one of the big give aways is if it's really flat Maybe everywhere outside the home counties.
>>7046746
:3 you look so different! It's like you're 2 women.
So how is everything?
>>7046679
As far as I can tell, getting on HRT hasn't hurt my driving any, but ME/CFS has. I'm not as alert as I once was. i don't have the extra brain capacity to see and track all the cars around me.
>tfw ex offers to come over and beat me up
>>7046779
hot
>>7046777
I don't know. I'm dealing with some shit right now.
>>7046759
I'd like more of my second hs, not my first hs. I still feel I have a lot less memories of my youth than I should.
>>7046757
A professional makeup job can do that. When I was young, I never thought my face looked that good. On the other hand, a professional makeup artist taught me how to properly do makeup to highlight my better features and hide the rest. The result was a face that went with my body.
>>7046761
Noooooonononono I look like garbage ;~;
>>7046779
W-what did you say?....
>>7046779
>ex
slut
>>7046793
I don't remember shit from high school!
Sometimes a few memories break through but I push em right back down again.
Fuck Youth it's the shitty railroaded tutorial level of life.
>>7046804
fuck, same
i kinda feel like my whole teenage years were just one black whole of misery with a few bright spots here and there
>>7046799
havent decided if i should get beaten up yet
>>7046757
Any woman looks a lot different without makeup, hairstyling and with glasses on. This pic is pretty much my "day at home" look. The ones from that photoshoot folder? More than one hour of professional work beforehand... And not in a style I'd wear for grocery shopping.
Right now? Well, I'm at my parents' place. One of my middle school PE teachers paid a visit today. She knew about my transition and used my new name but she still looked positively surprised at the change.
>>7046793
I get that feeling about my life at home. I just feel like either my parents were never there, or I don't have memories of them. It could very well be both.
Omg its so embarrassing in here, nothing but trophy wife gossiping. Kill me.
>putting air in truck tires b/c temps changed by 40
guy at gas station walks up:
-"Is that your husbands truck?"
>n-no, its mine
-"Wow, thats a nice truck. Did it have a lift?"
>y-yeah, did it myself
-"who helped you?"
>myself.. imma mechanic. i do all my own maint.
.....Starts trying to talk about what year, engine, etc while creepily leaning in closer as I'm squanched down next to the last tire. Starting to get the "this guy is trying to use his dick on me" vibe
>l-look dude, I like girls (shows ring) and i gotta go, dude.
-"maybe i can change your mind"
>I've bitten dicks off of men bigger than yours, buddy.. Besides, you probably couldn't handle mine
-"awkward chuckle, eyes get bigger"
>hop in truck and rev the fuck off
MEN ARE RAPEY PIGS
>>7046810
But what about your bf?
>>7046810
Why does he want to beat you up? Is he jealous?
>>7046815
>they're all getting brazillians
>>7046817
Hanna already said that she's been with her ex on the side.
>>7046804
My memories from high school were in the background for years. Thought it was a shitty time too. Now I more clearly remember, it was actually pretty good. I wasn't a good person back then, though.
You ever have a cringey dysphoric moment that only lasted a second but it replays in your head constantly for the next 24 hours?
Oh lord there ia a deep voiced hon in here.
Oh I am suicidal again... where is my xanax?
>>7046829
pics?
>>7046817
hes to nice to ever beat me up
plus its nothing sexuall
just me getting my face stomped in
ill just tell him i got mugged or somthing
>>7046824
>I wasn't a good person back then, though.
If the current you is "good" compared to high school you, then you must have been pretty fucking demented
>>7046823
kek no
>>7046832
lay on your tummy and squeeze your butt with an open palm.
idk
i usually just slam coffee
srry
:(
>>7046834
No way, but he is talking about sewing and cooking like a stereotype
>>7046839
Why else would he be trying to smash you?
>>7046835
don't be stupid
>>7046840
Xanax mostly works. I take it whenever I start crying.
>>7046844
You should let a real man beat you up one of these days. It makes you feel like a real woman.
I am trash man
>>7046844
eh i havent decide yet
we will see
>>7046851
It's that an offer or a threat?
>>7046850
Xanax makes me drowsy as fuck, like im going to get fucked up on them when i go home.
>>7046836
I was a total hellraiser and an addict under a veneer of pretty innocent looks and top grades. Hanged out with the meanest girl clique in school and with punks outside. There was a bit of overlap between those groups anyway...
>>7046855
America is a bizarre place
>>7046856
Y would he beat you up tho???
>>7046827
Yeah its my entire life.
>>7046856
I really don't think you should Hanna.
Maybe get offline, talk to your bf, have some tea and curl up under a blanket with Netflix instead?
You've had a really shitty day already. That voice inside your head telling you those terrible things doesn't need to be validates by someone literally besting you up irl.
>>7046857
That depends... do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
>>7046827
What like going to the shop and you start talking and your voice cracks and you're walking out thinking "FUCK I am never going to speak ever again" But you start practicing outloud and then someone else sees you and you look like a total loon but hey at least you passed this time.
No, never, why?
>>7046873
>>7046867
>not knowing fighting with transbos is erotic & theyll try killing you just to get off
>>7046865
ok ill tell him im not interested
>tfw you beat your ex up
>>7046804
>>7046809
For me at school, it was that way. I have many memories of stuff I did outside of school, mostly with adults or on my own. At school things changed my sr year of hs with the quad and the clique. If C hadn't asked me out, I'm sure the rest of that sr year would have been just as lackluster as my sophomore and junior years. My freshman year at my previous hs, sucked. It culminated with me nearly getting killed when beat up and I never went back to that school again.
>>7046812
lol, my parents were never there. Dad at work, and had a long commute. Mom off at college getting her PhD. When I ran away to NYC, I got more "parental type care" from my bosses, and the other adults around me. I did see mom twice a week when she checked up on me. I rarely saw dad.
>tfw you have to introduce yourself to somebody using your boy name
>>7046890
>tfw someone asks what your name is and you just freeze like an autist
>>7046884
>tfw yr gf beats you up
>>7046891
thanks basic
>>7046883
Can't you answer a simple fucking question, retard?
>>7046894
I keep having to remind myself to tell people I'm my sister's brother and not her sister.
;____;
>tfw as I grew up, one of my biggest problems was I was so good at hiding what was really going on inside me.
>>7046884
>tfw you beat your roommate up
>>7046901
that picture always make me feel really bad
>>7046916
I hate the feeling that I switched sides from wanting to repress forever to trying to emerge from repression. Now I'm not masculine or feminine just kind of an awkward piece of shit.
>>7046925
if I ask nicely would you beat me up too
>>7046916
Eh, the worst is when you're believing the bullshit you pull and then get a wave of dysphoria and remember your entire identity is a lie and feel you'll never be able to be you and no one will ever truly know you.
It was worth transitioning just to stop that.
>>7046916
Same. I'm so much more open these days. Looking back, I definitely used to be two-faced. Sometimes more than two, actually.
>>7046931
I think I had like i dunno fucking 15 faces.
These days I'm down to a round 3.
>>7046928
I'm not sure anon. I've never had that sort of physical relationship with anyone else.
>>7046933
you too
>>7046948
okay I understand. we can put off the sexy beating indefinitely.
>>7046933
I really hope my band doesn't kick me out when they find out I'm a tranny.
>>7046793
>Professional makeup pro
Girl, you're so lucky to have been fronds with all these awesome people!
Makeup is really awesome. i have to buy new stuff tho. Maybe when I get more moneys. :)
>>7046799
>Basic looks like garbage
Ok
Basic
There's a whole world of difference between feeling insecure and looking like garbage.
Never say you look like garbage. You're a beautiful woman who can clap her butt
Post ur pic!
why can d.va use her absorb to absorb mei ulti???
So dumb :sob:
>>7046958
isn't it a punk band? unless their poser cucks they should have no problem with trans
>>7046953
>smaklig måltid
>d-detsamma
>>7046956
>sexy beating
I think you're misinterpreting here. There's nothing sexy about holding my roommate close to me, looking in her eyes, and slapping her ass as she smiles and collapses into me on each hit.
100% platonic.
>>7046967
>jag känner igen den känslan
>>7046966
Punks should have no problem being shot in the back of the head like the scum they are
>>7046966
Well, punk-influenced. Idk, I'm actually about to meet the second guitarist and drummer for the first time today. I wonder what I should wear...
>>7046811
Qqi think you're a cool girl
>>7046973
kill yourself my dude
>>7046982
Don't post then :3
I <3 u
>start posting
>thread slows to dead
:c
>>7046931
I had a bazillion. Different ones for different groups of people. Within limits I did whatever I thought I needed to to fit in and be liked. I've always been nice to others, so being mean to fit in was right out.
>>7046935
I spent years getting myself down to just one.
>>7046933
Drinking, then later heroine use, allowed me to socialize. After I got off heroin, I went back to drinking.
>>7046962
I think the emotional support they gave me was so much more important.
>>7046991
That's the Sass™ effect©
:3
>>7046994
sassafrass
>>7046992
I could never do with having only one; It's far too dangerous.
>>7046997
:3 dat's me.
How come you anon?
>>7046992
I wasn't mean to fit in. More like the other way around. I had an edge that drew people to me. It has long gone dull. Of course, I still attract people. Not the same way I used to, though, and I'm not quite sure why given who I am now. Not that I'd want to change, I'm fine with how things are now.
I feel uggo today
>>7046982
I just joined my band...
I really need to go fulltime as soon as possible. I don't have a boymode anymore. I just go out like a girl and call myself a boy its stupid. Probably out of fear of not passing.
The only actual semblance of boymode I have is in work where I wear a guys shirt and hoodie, but also girl jeans and boots.
I'm just really sick of this. I need to stop acting like I'm OK with it. I need to stop acting like calling myself a boy is cute. I'm really miserable living like this. Yesterday I was talking about my boymode but I went out, passed completely and felt properly happy for the first time I'm a really long time. Going back to work today really cemented how awful I feel about it.
Three months is when I can just do it and it feels like every day is passing slower.
>>7047011
too bad you're cute
>>7047015
> I don't have a boymode anymore
huh, you don't say...
>>7047017
I feel like my shoulders and chest are too wide
but I also don't want to confirm those feelings
>>7047023
iktf too but I still think you are cute
>>7047024
I hope so ;~;
>>7047015
What's happening in three months?
>>7047033
I don't feel I can be anymore. That's a good thing. That's something I really love about you, by the way...
Where's the nu fred?
the idea of a neovag has been growing on me but i don't really want a hideously mutated pseudovagina
help :(
i was 100% comfy with my dick but now i'm getting gendys
>interview at an accounting firm
>invest in mutual funds
>eat a block of cheese for lunch
Adulting is hard
>>7047040
did you read that other thread where the doctor takes off the bandages literally 3 days after the operation? Don't be scared by that, that's like saying your face looks weird and disgusting right after you get FFS.
>>7047043
i mean we've been telling you that you don't only pass easily but look pretty as well, i thought you were just memeing when you said you look like a boy but apparently you believed it.
Why can't you come out to work though? I don't believe your coworkers haven't caught on.
>>7047044
>>eat a block of cheese for lunch
>>7047044
at least get some bread and make a cheese sandwich
>>7047040
don't tale all the shitposting here about srs to heart. of course it's not perfect but if you go to a good surgeon there isn't much risk of complications.
>>7047055
>Wanting to eat carbs
Shut up fatty
>>7047060
except your piss hole welding itself shut :^)
>>7047068
>Not stopping shit and pee after starting hormones
Did you get them off of the internet? You lnow women don't actually pee, do you?
>>7047068
Dilating takes care of that. Besides, the literal pisshole is out of the zone muscles tighten too much.
>>7047068
This literally never happens.
If you want to get worried about a complication, then worry about a fistula :3
>>7047044
Nice
>>7047048
I still genuinely think i look like a guy but I'm starting to look more like a a girl.
Yeah. No boymode. I'm being an idiot.
They definitely know somethings up in work. I've been there for years so they've seen me gone from my most masc to this.
I just feel like it would be worse for me to be full time there. Even if I didn't get fired for it.
>>7047066
You're doing us all proud! You keep eating your cheese!
>>7047080
wow this didn't really make sense. I meant eat 1 sandwich
>have to dilate
>vag doesn't self lube
neo-vaginas suck.
>>7047077
>An obstetric fistula is a hole between the vagina and rectum or bladder that is caused by prolonged obstructed labor, leaving a woman incontinent of urine or feces or both.
Now I get where the diaper meme came from
Just a warning, if you get srs, you definitely will not have a dick anymore
>>7047085
Mine self lubricates. A bit too easily, actually.
>>7047095
I-it does?
Who did it? How did they do it?
Omg I'm getting SRS
>>7047094
Thanks, Captain Obvious. (Don't get cocky, even with that promotion, I still outrank you.)
>>7047094
That can't be right
>>7047015
>call myself a boy to my gf all the time
>she laughs and pets me
You're right desu, I can't go on living with this affront to my masculinity
>>7047078
How long on hrt are you?
faye is gay
>>7047098
We'll if you weren't major(ly) oblivious to to the fact I wouldn't have had to mention it ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDly1Oc_P4
>>7047036
I think it is because I can't do what was done to me to somebody else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6E4GOAI2t4
>tfw need to start getting ready.
>>7047094
That's the whole point...
>>7047100
I really want both, but a feeldoe will do when I get the hankering to nail somebody.
>>7047103
You need to pin her down and show her who's boss tbqh
>>7047104
What kind of cheese was it?
This is important.
>>7047106
7 months
>>7047097
Chett. Thai technique rather than penile inversion. Like Suporn, he spends time to preserve the function of the prostate, Cowper glands and nerves.
Seeing people talk about bands reminds me about the time me and some friends started a band for the high school talent show. We named the band the grandmas. We dressed up in old lady clothing and sang like stereotypical raspy old ladies. We played a mash up of various Fugazi songs with an old lady twist.