Melee weekend edition.
• MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed)
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition temps aslag: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Stale memes: >>7027273
>>7028778
>ywn have a baby
hi
>>7028778
>playing video games
>>7028785
Idk what the acronym is. Kids disgust me and always have. So do mothers and wannabe mothers. It's the one and only thing that is going to make transition easier. I've always hated them.
>>7028790
Where is kiwi, that little shit poster always posts waffledoge too.
Dana is best girl
>>7028779
t-thanks
i'll have to go now, will probs have finished it (or played a fair bit more) by the time i come on tomorrow, so if the conversation goes towards the game again, we'ill talk about that spoilery thing c:
>>7028797
grems is nice artist
good night everyone <3
hope to see you all again tomorrow~
>come back to /mtfg/ after some asshole posts pictures of me here and pretends to be me
>lurk around a bit because I kind of miss it
>find out /mtfg/ and /lgbt/ has been infected with dirty commie and socialist scum bags
I AM A CAPITALIST AND I DESERVE THE RESPECT THAT IS ACCORDED THAT TITLE
I cant take thee cartoon masturbating, dildo butt plugging, gloryhole sucking, dildo faggins eating, milky licking, fudge packing, dick sounding pieces of shit.
I AM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP, I AM A NEW NICE GIRL!
I am done here and i am never coming back. I fucking swear. After trump gets elected I can't wait to start sliting the throats of commies, socialist, feminist and other sjws.
Death to communism, death tosocialism, death to feminism, and death death death to teetotalism & totalitarianism.
Picture is my desk .....
Jesus Christ you faggots make me sad.
>>7028802
fuck here is my trip and fuck you guys i hate all of you.
I just want to live in a world where i can own as many funs and i want to and the globalist have no control.
>>7028807
:(
I haven't even met you tho
Juni said you were nice
>>7028802
>Trump winning
Many keks were had
>>7028802
Anarcho-Capitalism or gtfo kid.
>>7028812
Can you add me? carol-the-great is my skype thingamajigger.
>>7028802
>Beer
>Acid
>A weed grinder
>a hang gun
>shit loads of speakers.
you really know how to party.
>>7028802
>>7028822
>Noam Chomsky, gore Vidal, and Emma goldman.
Man fuck those jews, except for Chomsky, hes got most things right, a honest jew desu.
>>7028825
The best part of all of this is Melly is a neet kike.
I'm gonna go to bed i think
im kinda sleepy o.-
if anyone wants to add me on skype my thingy is carol-the-great btw ^^
Goodnight MTFG :3
>>7028825
>honest
>jew
Pick one.
I should know. Top goy here. They barmitzva'd my nose. (and sent me to Hebrew religious school kindergarten to 5th grade)
You shouldn't even trust me.
I shouldn't trust me.
Oh G-d who am I?!
I wanna see Chara's fenis
>>7028802.
>death to teetotalism
What is that?
Ah and fuck you
>>7028831
chomsky is barely a left leaning liberal. He's extremely entry level desu
>>7028814
Look we need some laws but not very much.
>>7028822
>i been brain washed by a bunch of kikes
Look the plan is we are gonna take a page out of leinn's playbook. We are going to establish orginzations around the country so when we take power we have a system to replace the old system with. We are gonna use the leftist strategy against themselves ffs. we will have our capitalist eden.
>>7028823
what did i tell you about state brah.
>>7028837
someone is trying to be billy bad ass but if you try to start shit with you will be in for quite a shock. i walk with my strap on and if anyone tries to fuck with me they will be hurting. I am gonna load them up and maybe shoot them in the knee or find some way to fuck them up just so they know every second of life they have left that they fucked with a mother fucking bad ass named melly.
>>7028845
>>7028790
lauren save me please
On second thoughts nevermind.
>>7028845
>tfw read the strap on part as a strap on
>>7028848
ok whats wrong
>>7028845
literally one of the best posters.
>>7028831
As a Jew you'd be perfect for roleplay if you transition into a cutie though, so theres that.
Sucks about the religious school but I actually enjoy the old testament, shit is pretty brutal.
>>7028845
>Look we need some laws but not very much.
Anarcho capitalism doesn't mean without rules, but without rulers.
>>7028828
Melly or Sarah? now they're both chosen people apparently.
>>7028797
>>7028841
You didn't even read his wiki.
>>7028861
Hi kiwi :)
>>7028845
I lived (see my picture) on an anarchist commune for a year. But the leader was too compassionate towards addicts, and by the time I left 4 of the kids that weren't already addicts had become full blown addicts because they were troubled and once they had drug access, the problem just bloomed. I left for other reasons, most ideological rifts as it became increasingly cult like. Not my vibe.
In the future, I plan to open my own commune under a different mindset and no on site farming for any other reason than fun - if the government collapses, we all die anyway so true anarchy can't work. Also I'm keen to start a cult military like I saw in Mormon Utah (that place is fucking insane - would not go openly Trans). Currently, I'm looking outside Minneapolis for places now to purchase with windfall cash I don't have other use for.
Also trying to be a famous rapper tho.
And published a book.
Oh and take pee-a-lot pills to magic turn into a grill.
Life is gay.
>>7028847
Marx was a prostate infected poz faggot
>>7028850
i walk around strapped
fucking troll terrorist and cyber vermin
>>7028856
i added you btw
>>7028858
i am not a racist, I am a melting pot of friendship.
>Melly or Sarah? now they're both chosen people apparently.
I never said that it was an audio spice.
>>7028863
woof arf bark
>>7028865
Hasn't gone through yet ><
>>7028865
>Marx was a prostate infected poz faggot
Literally "Our guy"
>>7028863
>Also trying to be a famous rapper tho.
You should make an album about selling drugs and name it after your mother.
And I just want to be left alone. You can have your little commie circle jerk as long as you leave me alone and stay off my lawn.
>>7028867
He is poz as fuck.
>>7028872
I did it again
>>7028802
that wasn't you the other night?
>>7028865
>i am not a racist, I am a melting pot of friendship.
thats not true, you're an obnoxious bigoted idiot
>>7028874
Which one did you add? I think there might be a few diff accounts with similar names :x
the handle thingy is carol-the-great but the name I think is listed as just "Carol"
Sorry for all this trouble ><
>>7028884
>carol-the-great
fuck my skype is mudkipz911
>>7028887
classic
>>7028887
It came through ><
>>7028887
do you liek mudkipz? :3
>>7028889
I am a capitalist, I am a nice girl!
You fucking fruitbowls.
God damn it
>>7028874
>comes into thread insulting basically half the posters
>i just want to be left alone
wew :^)
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>7028899
>communism
DIRTY
REDS
OUT
REEEEEEEEE
>>7028897
:c
i was just referring to the meme why you so mean ? x__x
>>7028852
EVERYTHING
>>7028896
Do you like penis? =}
can the anon a few threads ago
who said they have lots of dreams about beepbeep
please describe them in great detail
thank you
>>7028881
>says who? How am I racist? Let me get one of my blacks to post about how I am not racist.
kek
>>7028914
y-yes why?
>>7028906
how can I help
>>7028867
Every college undergrad is an "expert" in the following and could teach a class.
* Hitler
* Chomsky
* Hammelton, Madison, et.al them American fathers
* the book walden
* communism
* capitalism
* r-real capitalism!
* politics :^) my dad told at me
* Che Guevara
* MLK
* J Edgar Hoover
* any American President ever
* Rwandas genocide
* Jones Town
* European history / the pandemic flues
* any of the world wars or anything about them. Or any war
* Israel (everyone has their opinions)
* sex
* drugs
* music
* movies
* cars
* memes
It's like "nigga are we going to sit here and pretend we run the fucking satellites for much longer?"
Topics extend to
* law (it's actually illegal to smoke weed LOLOLOLOLU)
* dealing with the police (I love hearing punk kids spout this stuff)
* medical advice (elevate the break!)
* gender identity
* Herbert Meed / Emile Durkheim / look who I can name cuz of my psyche 101 class
* schizophrenia and personality disorders
* FOREIGN POLICY BUILD A WALL
Etc.
Anyone have others to add? This is mostly through a lens of dealing with fuccboi males. Idk what girls pretend to know. Not necessarily anything they're just dumb. Where are smart girls? I only know 3 and they're waaaaayy smarter than any of probably combined.
>>7028922
do you have any reeeaallly cute pictures
So, what up peeps.
I might have walking pneumonia.
Only kids, olds and adults with compromised inmune syatems get it.
So, I'm freaking out about HIV, although I got tested las year and came out negative.
Fucking hypochondria.
Pic not related. But I want replies =3
>>7028919
Oh, boy he about to do it. Melly is a bad ass you know want I am saying mang. I am a black man and on welfare but I know her and she is pretty chill. I am kind of mad they killed my nigga harambe tho.
#blacklives matter
>>7028914
god you are so fucking creepy
>>7028923
idk, im not claiming to be an expert on anything, that would be the amsterdam department of my CP.
its really silly if you want to follow chomsky though, he mostly spends his time with linguistics and his politics is just ramblings of an old man.
>>7028929
Thanks black guy for saying I am not a racist.
>>7028927
is this ok
>>7028921
>tfw no precum soaked musky boy smell penis to lovely suck and craddle while making our love satisfied and reach a climax
>>7028925
is that you?
>>7028938
kawaii
>>7028938
yes
everything is ok now
>>7028935
>implying there are black people on mtfg
>implying your "black guy" post wasnt obnoxiously racist and doesn't prove my point
>>7028932
Okay, Kryer, Im terribly sorry for what I did I understand Ulli and Narb are also in charge and I haven't seen Kaddy in a while. I haven't been to vidya since forever and even Frank fucked off irl. Im sorry and you'll always have a place in my heart.
>>7028947
ok good
>>7028946
Whoops forgot trip...
>>7028949
what the fuck
>>7028948
there are AT LEAST two black trips that post here, that i know of. Also an ftm poster here is black.
I'm so fucking ugly. I made a mistake in my scheduling and my pharmacy closed earlier than I thought it would today, so I'm going to have to go a day without spironolactone since they're not open Sundays. I'm probably going to revert into some disgusting hunchback man with conetits and a pune beard by Monday. It's not like it would make a difference, I'm already the ugliest girl at my college. Every class I go in, everyone else is prettier than me. They have nicer hairstyles and facial structures and they know how to do their makeup, which I'm still struggling with and can't go out in public with yet. I wish I could be beautiful like everyone around me, even just for one day. I out so much effort into my appearance and I pass, but I will never be anything better than a homely woman with bad bone structure and massive feet.
>>7028785
I think about this often and cry several times a week about it. I've dreamed of being a mother since childhood and I was devastated when I finally got sex ed in school (it was terrible and abstinence based, but whatever). My biggest dream for the future is gone.
>>7028928
see this what you get for going around servicing glory holes.
Enjoy your poz.
>>7028939
>tfw no boy to fuck you anal while a transgirl to suck your gt.
Why live
>>7028946
fuck you I have tons of beer cans all over my desk
God damn it cans.wav
>>7028948
Look next you are going to say bat shit things like the United states wasn't taken over by globalist and they didn't give us strawmen personals to charges us and tax us.
>>7028942
No, that is beepbeep.
>>7028955
Figure it out eintstein. You love me that much to call me a creepy every other while. Was the cheese pizza not enough?
pretty shitty thread tonight, i guess all the cool trips are actually having fun on a saturday night...
>>7028962
it's ok, how long have you been on HRT? If you've been on it for more than 6 months there's likely not much free testosterone in your blood and not taking spiro for one day is no big deal.
>>7028969
are you saying im not a cool trip
>>7028966
okay i should read the conversation before asking maybe :x
>>7028962
hey don't worry about the hormones
you won't notice any difference in that time
>>7028968
i literally have no idea what the fuck youre talking about. you must have me mistaken from someone, i just dont like you.
>>7028956
>shakira
>cal FTM
thats two korra left last week. whos the other?
>>7028973
hmm i guess i was wrong, you're cool.
maybe i'm just projecting my depression idk
>>7028986
Mercury.
>>7028986
Maeve
>>7028989
i've never seen her here. maybe i'm too new. what does she look like.
>>7028981
Whys that? I hurt a lot of people but you seem different. Unless you're other Kayla.
>>7028988
Oh I posted it because it was posted before why not. Maybe anon is a fan of Beep Beep and would appreciate the file.
>>7028995
you make alot of posts that are creepy and strange.
and you do weirdo stalker shit like reposts people pictures. you're like a real autist, and that creeps me out and makes me uncomfortable. i wouldn't be surprised if you were a chaser or something.
>>7028962
Enjoy not being forced to pee. I need to get on some other meds. I hate Spiro. It makes me unbearably tired and makes working a job impossible because literally 5 or 7 times an hour my bladder is full and I can't chug enough water and even get hydrated.
I feel so much worse on Spiro than before and I'm still super angry at the world.
Spiro is a meme.
>>7028988
[spoiler]I would really apreciate more beepbeep pictures do you have some?[/spoiler]
>>7029003
>2 years
you're literally going to be fine. dont sweat it.
Is Melly really racist or is she fucking around?
See seems like she was playing a character.
>>7028963
>Tfw getting raped by glock 45 dildo while sucking melly microfenis.
I missed u so much! I'll be your commie slut servicing my capitalist bourgeois master.
>>7029003
As for why I'm only learning makeup now, I had to spend my first year on hormones in the closet because I was afraid of what my parents would think and I wanted to gradually feminize and ease them into it. Also, depression and serious social anxiety I now have meds for keep me cooped up and reclusive for long periods of time.
>>7028997
Maeve is not black lol.
>>7029009
Probably not. My mom and dad are Swedish and Norwegian immigrants, and I've got nothing but Scandinavian blood in me as a result. I'm paper white like goth girls photoshop their skin to be. I have to bundle up with long sleeves and hoods even in summer because I burn very easily.
>>7029006
All images I post have been posted before. Also the incoherence in posts are just white noise, I don't understand why they should be taken seriously and can mean whatever you want them to mean. Obviously it has annoyed you for whatever reason. If its all you see 24/7, let alone think about, I feel sad for you. also I like men who are taller than me. How the hell am I a chaser when I don't even trip? I could probably be some oneother than Oryx, or Dedas, or Ren, or Aremby, or Jequin, or Breezne, or Eta. The obly creepy one here is anon call others creep for whatever autistic reason that really grinds their gears
>>7029013
=]
>>7029027
>muh heritage
Take it to /pol/
who has /bf/ or /gf/ here
please respond
>>7029027
I'm the same. I've lived under the same (wearing it now hahaha) gray hoodie since like 10th grade. I met my high-school best friend in class because he laughed because he'd never seen my arms and called them "Holocaust arms" and then I said I was Jewish and we both started laughing. I'm Lithuanian. And I think Russian and Irish.
>>7029035
Lmao are you the anon who missed their Spiro?
>>7029036
I used to have a girlfriend before I was Trans now I'm a disaster :3
>>7029016>>7029016
>She posts a lot, just sometimes she goes crazy and disappears.
oh.
>not just posting a picture
i can respect that you're respecting her privacy though, but if someone posted before, i feel like its fair game to repost? or no? whats proper etiquette here? i see people here doing whatever the fuck, so i'm not sure what people like.
>attention seeker
did she make some big suicide post or something; or is just leaving attention seeking in and of itself for her?
>>7029030
>>7029030
Enjoy your hivy.
>>7029036
25 and never been in a real relationship. I kind of moved pass needing someone to call me their gf to valid my gender or needing someone to fill the void in my life. It isn't to say I don't have sex because I do get it just not often lol. Would I like someone to hang around with and do lewd shit all the time? yeah sure but i don't need it.
Anyways i am gonna go hang out with some friends irl now. Have a good night girls.
>>7029009
im paler
>>7029022
that's racist
maeve can be whatever she wants to be
>>7029008
pls
>>7029049
>not wanting to be a vampire
>not wanting to bite qt boys/girls
Smh
>>7029039
I'm missed spiro anon and also the anon with Nordic immigrants for parents, and I only mentioned them to describe how fucking white I am. I don't know why talking about your phenotype is /pol/ but whatever. I actually live in a grey hoodie year round too! Except in summer it's 110 F here so I switch to this lightweight hooded work shirt (it's an old Carhartt I found in a barn).
>>7029035
Oh, fuck off. I only mentioned my family history to illustrate how disgustingly pale I am. I don't tan; I get pink and then my skin peels off in large chunks. How could I possibly take pride in something that makes my life harder where I live?
>>7029027
I'm Irish, I'm basically a vampire
>>7029049
I don't want to be a vampire. See my post >>7029062. It is bad. I schedule my college classes for the night and early morning so I don't have to go out when the sun is at its highest. I'm basically living that urban vampire lifestyle, except I don't have any of the cool benefits like fangs or immortality.
>>7029040
I have photos of her and I really don't like her, however I'm also really against posting the photos of those who don't want their image disseminated here. Think about it like why Hitler refused to gas the allies in WW2. It wasn't because he felt sorry for them it was simply because he was personally against the use of gas.
>>7029054
That's weird because she looks Hispanic.
>>7029062
I was joking calm down.
>>7029071
>I have photos of her and I really don't like her,
trip on shakira
>>7029071
Hitler seemed pretty okay with localized use of gas, though, that cheeky fucker.
>>7029067
Oh um pfft that photo was more recent. Do you find her attractive?
>>7029082
thats why ask i know this.
uhm
maybe?
which trip would u succ
>>7029091
shakira
id let her top me with her bbc actually
>>7029091
i want to choke on elanna's cock
>>7029091
all of them at the same time
girltinklers are small, right?
>>7029095
nah
some peoples are still pretty big.
>>7029097
what the heck
that's not very girly >-<
>>7029091
i dont how far beepbeep is but if she had a benis hell ye i'd lick
>>7029091
I would fuck any of these beautiful sexy transgirls.
>>7029097
>tfw under 3.5"
>ywn have depth
>>7029062
I've lived in dumpsters and gutters. Box cutters to my wrist, long sleeves in the summer! I've lived in dumpsters and gutters, soul still stutters each morning with no lovers.
Punk tranny album out 2017.
I wonder if Johnny Hobo is, and Eyedea was transsexual. No other lyrics are like them and no one could possibly be as angry as Johnny Hobo, but a tranny. And all of eyedeas lyrics sound Trans as fuck.
>>7029101
>Wait
>>7029112
I've talked to Pat a few time at shows, and he's not trans senpai. P sure he would have done something considering there's 3? trannies in rg.
>>7029112
i read an interview with pat and he said he crossdressed a few times, but it was mostly to freak out the squares
>tfw you slap around your turkey and call it a whore while you rub it in butter
>>7029126
wtf
>>7029126
Cross-species necrophilia is gross.
>>7029126
ewww what the fuck
>>7029126
why cant I put my penis in your penis?>
>>7029126
w-
i-
uhh
mmmm
uh
>tfw you slap around your roommate and call her a whore while you clean up from the butter
>>7029126
>tfw no bf to call me his little turk while rubbing in butter on my butt
>>7029115
>>7029128
>>7029130
>>7029129
>>7029135
It wasn't thawed! It needed discipline
>>7029143
please use a single name so I can filter you
Meeting up with a steam friend, if I don't post later, remember me as a low quality poster.
>>7029121
Sounds Trans. I thought I was cis until I was 24. Hit me out of nowhereish. My life was terrible as a guy. It didn't exist.
>>7029143
It's cliche lyrics and speculation on who I spiritually believe is Trans. I'm so far out of focus. My mind twists bends light fight or flight into hopelessness. Self punishing behaviors. Kissing scars on my legs with the lips of a razor. Never did believe in saviors - false hopes I'm at war and my thoughts are all traitors. Like what more should I take away? Sex love the fucking sun till I'm drowning in this loneliness. My soul hates this reflection, body withers, skipping meals and I've lost all direction. Heart racing pacing back and forth like a jungle cat - stress rash - brain zaps - mirror smashed steady tryna hide a mask. I broil in my own head. Rip currents in my soul tear my thoughts to shreds. Heart on lock down self made prison, play judge and jury and I'm twice convicted - masochistic contradiction terrified of never finding answers....truth admitted twice committed can't rehabilitate these failures.
FUCK THIS LIFE.
>>7029119
Sounds Trans
His dude punched my dude in the face once in like 2008. that's the closest I ever came to meeting him.
I need to get a guitar.
https://soundcloud.com/hujili/popshuvit-one-take-prod-yngsn/comment-303357992
>>7029154
were you afraid of meeting me too
I'd like to summon beepbeep
>tfw fitting into smaller clothes
>>7029166
Nigga you've cast that spell like 4 times today.
>>7029168
But it didn't work
>>7029174
>tfw lUghing out loud realyloudly
I widh i could laugh
>>7029112
I always had a feeling Pat was trans, especially with the whole adopting virginity as a lifestyle thing he mentioned years and years ago. God, you're bringing back memories of my crusty adolescence. I haven't listened to Pat in years.
https://soundcloud.com/link_meyousick/drank
>>7029182
idk
like somebody already said, if he was trans he would've done something about it
>>7029197
I was reading a thread on /toy/. It was funny. Thrn i looked at the gif you posted. Cried even harder. Then i started crykn cuz i breathe in when i laugh. And cries becuase i have no laugh I wish i ciuld kaufh
>>7029182
THEY SAID TO JUST BE OUR SELVES BUT WE ALL KNEW THAT WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!
In 10th grade most kids were listening to like....avenge seven fold...black brides....other shit. I was listening to like...fuck I mean everything. Bubblegum Octopus hahaha mostly metal.
My all time favorite is still post hardcore music. senses fail and a static lullaby. Also still love Mewithoutyou. Lower definition. Dance Gavin Dance.
Ive probably listened to half as many albums as Theneedledrop. Okay maybe 1/4th. I knew how to torrent and YouTube rip pretty early in the game of file sharing too. At best most were on limewire still getting root kits from shit head punks like me. I used to listen to so much music.
Now I listen to like zymosis and nothing else. I can't deal with other people music I deal with my own. I will need a band soon to help. I can't make it alone. Idk where to find good band people. I am the lyrics game on point and song craft on point but I've mastered nothing in 10 years and now it's like well I'm either going to fulfill my dreams or I'm going to hang myself in a pretty graveyard.
Idk..somewhere along the way emotional anorexia cut music away from me. I keep telling myself I'm going to get an iPod but I get anxiety buying things lol
I had a dream that I got a job at my old work and then they fired me right away and called me useless and laughed at me
>>7029195
I just looked him up for the first time in years and holy fuck. Now that he's shaved and has a decent haircut, he is hot as fuck. I wouldn't mind if he gave me a booty bump with his syringe and covered my insides with his junk, you know?
>>7029206
hugg shann
>>7029206
'-'/
>>7029095
>tfw girls in this thread probably have a bigger dick than me
maybe I should just be a girl too
>>7029201
Why do you cry when a normie would laugh?
i think that guy from Against Me! might be trans.
>>7029168
u got to roll trips.
>>7029207
I KNOW RIGHT
>>7029203
Dance Gavin Dance is fucking rad. They're from my hometown too! Another great band out of Sac-Town is Hail the Sun. Check them out on Bandcamp. I learned about Pat and his music at a punk show in a garage I went to when I was like 14. Checked him out on youtube, and I was blasting that shit until I decided to turn my life around and go to college. Now I'm a weeb girl that wears cardigans and drinks taro bubble tea. Life is weird.
>>7029206
>not dreaming you're your ex bosses' fave secretary.
i'll take your dick-tation when you're ready Mr. Stanford.
>>7029216
Black Tar Creampie, new band name, I called it!
>After all the racist shit Trump has said
>He finally gets destroyed by a sexism accusation
Why is it that sexism is now worse than racism?
My beard is seriously starting to thicken now and irritate me. It has moved up from fluff tier to pubes tier
>>7029224
Because Black Lives Matter has made race relations in America the worst they've been since the LA riots and pretry much everybody is fed up with ghetto blacks as a whole, regardless of the fact that many of them are decent.
>>7029224
Cuz girls run the world.
>>7029226
we all age. testosterone will do much worse things x_x
>>7029226
fluffi
>>7029226
This is why I started transition. That freaked me out, I could feel the T consuming my young body. Anyway too bad for you, I'm safely on hormones. Enjoy becoming a square jawed neanderthal browed man in 10 years
>>7029196
I can't write music, only lyrics. That one is like....somewhere between punk - hardcore - and hip hop. It's like not quite rap idk how to describe it but it's fast and doesn't sing song the way hardcore does.
I have no music theory. I just fuck with a keyboard and I'm not even good at it because I have no rhythm and no theory.
>>7029217
I will run away.... And never come back!
I swear to God... I'll fucking do it!
I'll throw myself into traffic. I'll fucking throw myself off a bridge.
I'm... Fuck..n...CRAAYYZZEEE!
But I promise that I'll never come... Back!
....
Now I live like a house cat.
MOUSE TRAP! my life caught me like a bitch slap. Tit for tat, I'll bet we go even - dropped out of college but I had a good reason.
NOW I live like a house cat.
MOUSE TRAP!
My life's breaking like a kit Kat.
This or that, I'm sure it's in season, dropped out of college but I had a good reason.
... It's fucking suicide, I swear to go outside! You can't survive out there, that's just a fact of liiiife.
Dont make me leave the house, for sure I'll probably diieee. It's fucking suicide I swear to even try.
So your moms an alcoholic and your dad's a piece of shit. And your girlfriends kinda shady rides on everybody's NERVES. So if you think that's the worst thing that could ever really happen than (lyrics classified.... Because I haven't written em yet)
Yoouuuuu saaaaiiidd that'd we both go down together. You saaaaiiidd that we'd make this last forever. Your mouth keeps moving but I don't read lips. You keep on talking but you don't know you shit.
Yoouuuuu saaaaiiidd.... That we both should die together. You saaaaiiidd that (lyrics classified). You saaaiiid...
(it's fucking suicide part repeats).
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10hvtMzTo1w
This is the largest deviation from my usual introspective self-loathing. This is also my first "finished" song I wrote on estrogen. The rest were all before I knew I was secretly a qt.314 inside :^)
>>7029226
Get on estrogen!
>>7029240
Are you mentally ill?
>>7029224
It wasn't just sexism though, it was straight up sexual assault.
>>7029246
Slightly, yes. But I have a lot of money so I don't give it much thought. They pay me to be this way. Seriously, they do. You cant write cyborg fiction and not be mentally ill.
Are YOU watching the smash tournament?
>>7029246
Do you know where you are?
>>7029253
Y-you stole my picture
>>7029231
Testosterone has been BTFOing me pretty hard this year. I'm getting actual chest hair for the first time, I've grown a bit taller and now a actual beard is starting to form. JUST
>>7029232
bunni
>>7029233
My jaw is okay
>>7029244
>hi, I'm looking for a woman with green eyes, a scar on her cheek and ashen hair
>WHERE'S CIRI
>>7029255
It terrified my very soul :(
You and kiwi should gang up on me.
>>7029259
We should do some other gang related things with you hehe
>>7029260
You step with the bloods I'll put you down nigga real talk.
>>7029262
Yes Anon, it's possible to describe sexual assault with words
>>7029262
I'm sure you don't need me to make you look ugly. That's something that just happens on its own
>>7029263
I was talking about lewd things I can't follow
who /lonely/ here?
>>7029279
Me
Show me cute pics
Bonus points for beepbeep
>>7029276
I'm a man by any objective measure tho. Terrifying and unfortunate, but true.
>>7029279
>8pm on Saturday
>mtfg
Suffice to say, I've not made good decisions in life.
>>7029279
>tfw autist
>tfw planning on relying on future looks to make friends and relationships
>tfw still waiting
>tfw shut-in until that day
>>7029240
Interesting
>>7029279
me
v lonely
I wish I could live in a million different places at once so that the distance of physicality wouldn't get to fux with desire of a new reality.
>>7029283
>I'm a man by any objective measure tho. Terrifying and unfortunate, but true.
You think that would matter?
We could do even more lewd things with a person having a benis
>>7029304
I wanna snug you senpai
>tfw just waiting for my hair to fucking grow already so that I can see if I'll look feminine or not
Anyone else on Spiro have literally no energy?
>>7029306
>>7029316
ugh yeah iktf
my hair looks so silly and boyish ;_;
>>7029316
>tfw you cut you past shoulder length hair down to boy hair and you though wanting be a grill would just go away
>>7029220
gross
my ex boss is like 70
>>7029316
>tfw gave up on that and just wear a wig
On the plus side it's an insta-pass
>>7029347
I was 18 and thought I would be fine, it's just getting a couple inches past my ears now
>>7029321
Show me the butte
trying out new trip
lets see if this works
>>7029358
u smell
>>7029353
My entire life literally my entire life I've had ONE hair cut. I don't have old pictures on this phone, but suffice to say, it was literally just "short" and when the hair cutter people asked questions I'd always answer "I don't care".
One time, and only 1 time I remember getting a different layering to my hair and loving it. The next day kids at school called me a faggot and that wasn't a normal thing (well not that aggressive or vectored).
My entire life anytime my shadow shows my hair sticking up I've freaked out. It makes my "dysphoria" go haywire.
Not so much now, but it's still like an uneasy feeling like it's my own shadow not behaving like Peter pan. Pan is a tranny.
>>7029358
4/10
>>7029361
but i just showerd
:c
>>7029347
if i pull it down from the top it reaches my chin
it's not really curly, just fluffy -_-
this is how i was wearing it in boymode today, it's super annoying in windy weather
https://unsee.
cc/sebimopa/
>>7029367
Let's shower again.
This time I'll make sure you're clean.
>>7029369
but i hate showers
>>7029321
yeah but i dunno if i'm just like that or it's the weed or what
>>7029368
You are extremely pretty wow 0__0 You will be a girl super easily
where is nim
>>7029368
>tfw Maeve looks andro and you realize how MAN you look in comparison
Where is Kayla. I'm too old to be here. My tranny class graduated, I held myself back. Fuuuuuuck
>>7029370
I adore them. I'd live in them, but my skin gets so dry :(
>>7029373
I smoke all the time, but I haven't smoked today. That could be part of it. I'm basically a junky. I only smoke like half a pinch at a time, but I smoke all the time. It makes me feel mentally ill if I smoke too much. Today I'm drunk. Because no weed. And my connect is a rotten fuccboi college dweeb.
I need to start dealing more than just like acid strips. I need to grow shrooms when I move.
>>7029321
I've no energy without any drugs except a decent amount of alcohol.
>>7029321
You could try switching off of it to see if it is the culprit.
>>7029381
i just dont like being naked, also theres a mirror in my bathroom
>>7029368
I just want to say that I hate you. You pass already. This is what you call a fucking boy mode, the black jacket or wtf? Tell me where this shit is boyish.
>>7029368
Why the FUCK is every tranny here a skinny low test boy?
>>7029386
Yeah, but for how long and at the cost of being aggressively angry and having to forceably rape myself it felt like. I hated not being on it. I didn't even know how much I hated it until I was on it.
I actually don't think it could be anything else. Maybe... Lack of sun and biking that's changed since the weather got so fucked. It's probably that. But I want to demonize Spiro anyway cuz I hate the peeing and dehydration.
>>7029397
Are their other types? My old co-worker is 6"3 and huge shoulders age 20. I showed up at my voice training meme at the college and HE walked in and I was like hahaha oh Fuuuuuuck no wahhyyyy.
He doesn't post here... She...
>>7029401
Eyebrows, makeup. You think you can't pass? You can.
>>7029389
Yeah, I feel that. I avoid brushing my teeth and sometimes do it in the dark to avoid the entire body sized mirror in my house. I locked myself in the bathroom this time last year and basically developed a bunch of mental problems and stuff as a result before I figured out I was Trans. It was kinda a shocker that didn't really shock me. It was something I knew "my soul is female lol" but when I realized like THE REALITY it was like aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!! Peeing in the sink helps ignore the fact I'm peeing and since I don't have roommates it's like whatever it's my fucking bathroom. And on Spiro I pee so much it's awful. I also spend a lot of time in secluded forests so bathroom stuff doesn't bother me anywhere half as much as when I was a student meme.
How do you all manage to eat so little?
>>7029391
>>7029368
Nah sry but really. You have a feminine face and haircut and all. Don't fool like that. It's making me rly frustrated and just sad. My rudeness is just an attempt to fight myself.
>>7029401
Do you use a feminine voice do you wear makeup? I'm 100% sure you can pass to strangers. I'd just shut the fuck up if you'd be a ugly hon.
>>7029405
Drink alcohol everytime you're hungry. It doesn't make you pass magically.
t. 182cm 57kg person
>>7029405
eating is overrated
>>7029405
I locked myself in the bathroom with the smell of my own shit literally day dreaming of bleeding my wrists out in the shower for like 15 hours a day and started eating in there and eventually hated reality so much I started losing touch with it and developed an eating disorder and food abandonment and learned to function with low calorie intake.
Now I just eat when I need and PACK the calories in so I don't have to eat much. I still don't like food, but I'm not literally one step beneath psychotic.
>tfw dad said if I'm going to carry on down this catastrophic path I might as well kill myself and get it done with
well that's supportive parenting in a twisted sense, I suppose
Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I feel like pictures taken with my phone present a poor representation of what I actually look like, for various technical and situational reasons.
But then I realize that my self image as I see it in the mirror is an altered perception of reality, subject to a multitude of subconscious reasonings and biases, and conscious desires.
tfw you feel like getting lewd with urself but you're not down with buttestuff and you don't want to do anything with your gt so you end up just punching yourself in the dick instead
>>7029416
But alcohol has more calories than food
>>7029405
>eat so little
I'm a skeleton who eats more than anyone I know
I don't want pizza but I want to post this webm so here I go
>>7029441
just be yourself sheen
>>7029404
There are other methods to knock out T production and use. I'm on monthly Depo Provera shots. You could use Cypro if you are self medding.
>>7029441
i had pizza today
all thanks to the pizza spam
you guys made me break my diet ._.
>>7029441
I want pizza. But I'm not as cute as kiwi Princess.
>>7029443
>Medroxyprogesterone
Enjoy your cancer.
>>7029436
Really? Doesn't matter it works.
>>7029447
you don't need to diet if you learn to starve yourself
>>7029452
Why would alcohol stop hunger anyway? Why not fruit juice?
>>7029443
I'm not, but can doctors not prescribe it? Thing is I'm smart enough to figure out self medding, but I've seen some really complex regiments. Some of them have amazing results by apparently using testoerone and other stuff it's nuts kinda and I don't get it. I'm just sick of not being in control of my life. I hate the fact an institution has to like APPROVE of my transition and that everyone I talk to or work with like on voice grills me about being in therapy like THAT Is what makes me transgender. Like first yes I am (not really suck my cock I'll tell you what you want to hear) and second fuck you suck my cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6P2m53aCE
I want all of you to spend time listening to this. I want it to change your life it has changed mine. I love all of you.
>>7029457
It's what I do. Don't question my lifestyle.
>>7029442
huh?
>>7029464
Well I don't drink so I'd need pretty convincing proof that alcohol curbs hunger for me to start
ok nevermind i like this trip better
>girlfriend looking at Netflix old movies
>says "oh her tits are cute!"
>rush over
>she's looking at a completely flat chested girl with big nipples and the words "milk shake" tattooed underneath
I mean... maybe she might be les? It's a start
>tfw trump will never grab you by the pussy
sup y'all
>>7029469
Uh maybe you have a misconception about me. I don't drink to loose weight but to forget. The weight loss is a sideffect. But I'm riding my bike 20km to work and home each day too.
>>7029459
Mine is prescribed by a doc here in the US. There are many drugs that can be used. Any that provide castrate levels of T for anti testicular cancer use will work, but often they are expensive. It's just that spiro is generally the one with the least nasty side effect. look in the HRT general thread.
>>7029475
you need to get SRS and ffs and become one of daddy trumps gfs
Westballz is on vgbootcamp on twitch
>>7029476
hey birdy
started hrt yet?
>>7029470
i think something whent wrong with last trip
second attempt
>>7029493
ok this time it will work dammit
>>7029487
S2J was a god last night
>>7029489
naw maybe some time next, like..
never
>>7029462
I'm going to go to a tony robbins event in San Jose this november!
I'm so psyched about it :3
>>7029500
>walking the the snow without shoes
does japan not get snow or something?
>>7029503
that will literally take days
its soooo long
i could maybe make cyber tho
>>>7029511
There is a program that does it. I just don't have it. You'll never brute force it.
>>7029498
you know that dysphoria gets worse with age right?
its only a matter of time
>>7029513
i know but long words takes for ever
still havent foun a single one over 4 letters
>>7029513
#Af~8)Ob#
see if this trip works
WHY ARE COLLEGE WEBSITES SO FUCKING BAD I FUCKING HATE ENROLLMENT I FUCKING HATE COLLEGE I FUCKING HATE HOW EVERY COLLEGE IS FUCKING GAY I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOLS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
>>7029520
>no ty
its not your choice
dysphoria gets us all in the end
>>7029526
I had to give up on the working idea, just gonna get married instead, you should too
>>7029526
I feel the same way tbqh.
My hair wont stop falling into my mouth when Im trying to eat.
>>7029532
My kike faggot parents are pressuring me literally THROWING MONEY IN THE TOILET so I can have a meme degree in English or politics. If I have even enough money for ONE CLASS I could start a business or move. I hate my parents. They're so fucking God damn retarded. I hate that there are LITERALLY NO JOBS around here that aren't legit night/minimum wage. I fucking hate it here and I'm probably going to go homeless and live in a car. I wish I had friends to go with me or a girlfriend to face the entire world with. I'm a fucking criminal. I'm not ashamed of that, the laws are broken not me or my psyche. It's fucking illegal narcotics to smoke weed so fuck the law. I could hack computers and steal MILLIONS and probably get away with it.
One of these days, I'm going to meet THE RIGHT people and break bad and be done with the suburban fiction these fuccboi retards from the 1950s mentality keep preaching. I hate the north east US. I want out.
I need your help /mtfg/ how do I turn my "fuckmeharderdaddy" tranny gf into a proper house wife?
>>7029539
it's too late, being house wife material is not a learned trait
>>7029534
hair tie or pins
>>7029368
>https://unsee.
>cc/sebimopa/
deleted
fuck this earth ;_;
>>7029539
lol faggot
>>7029541
I'll make you into the proper house sluti-fe
>>7029534
Same
Haircut as pic related isn't practical
>>7029534
same pham
>>7029539
pay for deportment and home ec lessons
>>7029476
hello birdie how are you?
>>7029534
same thing happens with my mustache
>>7029550
Fenis <3
Did Korra really leave or is that a meme? :(
>>7029539
you cannot change anyone anon.
to go against someone's true nature is a fool's errand at best.
if you try to change her, she will resent ypu and your housewife fantasies will make her into someone you are not in love with.
change yourself.
>>7029559
that nigga gone
>>7029559
dead.
>>7029548
I wanna do this!
>>7029556
had to get japanese language pack to get it to work
worth tho
>>7029565
I think you are a real cutie pie
>>7029568
>>7029570
korra was none of those things
>>7029553
well my friends got me back into path of exile so I am currently suffering from a crippling addiction
again
>>7029571
/kiss
>>7029565
NO STEP ON SNEK
>>7029582
I want to be best wife!
>>7029584
I'm not going to be stepping on a actual snake if you know what I mean
>>7029565
why do you hate america?
>>7029585
you are the source of my joy and the whole of my heart
>>7029578
>qt
Down to opinion, personally I found her adorable.
>/fit/
She's posted several pictures showing she was. It's one of the main reasons I like her.
>brown girl
Not even debatable, she literally is brown.
>>7029586
I saw you talk with Korra occasionally, do you have her discord or Skype? I want to add her and try to eventually date her.
>>7029566
Congratz
I'm generating my trip since a week. It's not even funny x_x
What generator do you use? That sounds strange *-*
Got this pic fresh for yall.
Just tag yourself in the pic.
>>7029588
You're a chaser. Your opinion on anyone here comes down to how much blood is rushing to your dick at any given time.
>>7029588
>>brown girl
bitch was a nigga, nigga
>>7029590
;~;
>>7029590
Why have you done this Kiwi.
>>7029589
>a week
mine took like a hour to get a decent one, what are you going for?
>>7029586
USA USA USA
>>7029587
>>7029597
I adore you, you crazy, gorgeous, wonderful (but also sometimes quite weird - butstill very lovely) person.
76 days until Christmas!
>>7029597
Its as long as cyberpunk buts it's bad don't bother
>>7029600
you don't know i-if I'm pretty senpai
>>7029605
>skin tone was brown
are you retarded? her skin was dark as hell
>>7029605
Just hurry and post a pic of yourself showing how fat and ugly you are.
>>7029589
i use tripcode explorer
>>7029609
when i found you, I became a believer, now I believe that two people are made especially for each other. Now in my dreams, in reality and in fantasy, all i do is just love you.
>>7029543
truly a rare maeve pic
>>7029607
don't bother trying to get something longer then 7-8, it's just too hard, I went for purity and got lucky with it starting with Ai which I think is jap for love and it being Purity instead of something like PurITY
>>7029615
even that's too much for me senpai
>>7029610
You either have bad memory or are colour blind. I'm looking at a picture of her right now and it's fairly pale, especially compared to actual dark skinned blacks.
>>7029619
uh, I love you
screenshot of the rare maeve
>>7029622
Its called makeup that she uses way too much of. Its the same when a white girl makes herself look orange because of it.
>>7029625
nah
I'M GETTING FERRETS TOMORROW!!!!!
>>7029625
Why did you quote me? I don't even have a trip
Yer
>>7029633
>tfw i love animals
>tfw im alergic to them
>>7029625
is pic related ok?
>>7029628
<3
>>7029625
no nigga
>>7029629
wtf this was supposed to be private!!
>>7029639
I'm really sorry
I wouldn't wish that upon my enemy.
What about hypoallergenic doggos?
Should I hang myself? Fuck I want to hang myself. I have no purpose in this version of reality.
>>7029625
That's me
>>7029649
yea maybe someday when im not poor af
>>7029651
Uuh why is everyone so obsessed with hanging herself here. Bleeding out with a injection needle or this coma opium someone posted would be less painful..
I love my sister
>>7029662
SNICKERS!
>>7029644
You have good taste in candy
>>7029658
You wouldn't like it
>>7029665
hi hi
I love you too
>>7029669
haven't seen you in days
>>7029668
I would
>>7029611
I'm on the left.
>>7029630
(You)
>>7029672
I haven't been on a lot
I was writing an essay and then I was lazy
Wow mob psycho is a cool animu, I just watched the whole thing in one day
>>7029679
Why do all dark skinned humans get that hair cut?
>>7029679
I'd lik yur fenis.
>Beercock captcha
>>7029680
don't leave me senpai! ;_;
>>7029679
It took you 20 minutes to google a pic or steal one from /soc/ and post it. Heres one last reply for you since we all believe you.
>>7029685
Best anome
Westballz.... Losing to infinite numbers. What a meme.
>>7029657
It's morbidly romantic. And helium and morphine is my plan.
And more tattoos.
>>7029687
Sorry!
Anyone here have an actual plan to kill yourself? Not like the usual "I wanna die" but like have a date and a means set?
>>7029674
Okay
Pls no bully
>>7029703
I would lick your penis o_0
>>7029700
don't do it again
>>7029704
zzz
>>7029706
I-I mean...what if it's out of my control and I can't come on for a few days
>>7029710
Eee?
>>7029601
did u guys FUCK
or kissu
or huggu
>>7029597
... eva is that you? From chatango?
Any mtf know of any clubs in the Brighton area I can head to? I'm really interested in meeting some girls.
Also is it frowned on in the commonity if I am only really interested in transgirls who look more like girls (far along in transition).
I know many people won't classify myself as straight but I still have 'straight' sexual preferences.
>>7029722
I don't use social stuff like that, only 4chan so definitely not
>>7029712
senpai ;_;
>tfw I will never be spitroasted
>>7029729
Not saying I am
but what if
>Friend of mine gives me a would you would you not question
>Asks me if I would have sex with the most attractive transgirl I would ever see for £50,000
>Say I would
>He says he would have asked for more money
Jokes on him, I'll do it for free. £50,000 is a lot anyway.
>>7029734
cry and feel extra lonely
I went out shopping with one of my friends in girlmode and I didn't get weird looks and was gendered correctly! ahhh I'm soo happy!
Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
>>7029736
:c
*hugg
>>7029738
Fuck you and your happiness
>>7029743
Fuck me ;)
>>7029744
Thank you, you need to go out in girlmode more you're prettier than me so you probably won't pity pass like me :P
>>7029742
need snick snicks
>>7029752
Ugh never ever I'm disgusted by my genitals.
>>7029702
kinda
if a certain condition were met by a certain deadline then, yes, i'd at least attempt suicide.
as for how? idk
the first thing that catches my eye
>>7029752
can i get laser first? I'm not ready yet D8
>>7029753
*snicks you
>>7029702
>date
no
>means
hanging from upstairs railing with old rope from the outside
not there yet, if transition goes bad though
>tfw no Ernest saves christmas on bluray
>>7029762
>>7029759
Why not? But it's worth giving a shot if you use makeup to hide any shadow you may have :)
I remember my sister asking me why I have painted nails when I was 11. I just couldn't answer her so I hugged my cat and started crying and I think I eventually ran away. She says she saw no evidence of me being transgender until recently though..
>>7029726
chasers are pretty much frowned upon altogether.
>>7029764
Old rope? No no no, use new rope and make sure the tensile strength exceeds your weight plus additional force from whatever drop you do.
>>7029768
how do u not make love until marriage
>I will never be happy
>>7029769
I'll try. It's just when i want to do my makeup i want to clean my mirror first, then my bathroom before that, then my kitchen, then my room.. i'm lazy please help
>>7029782
do your make-up more or I'll beat you into the earth
>>7029776
froggu
>>7029776
just be pure, it's that simple. I care more about love and security in living then lewd stuff.
>>7029779
I'm out of relevant images senpai
>>7029775
it'd be more spur of the moment then planned, there is a ton of the stuff outside, enough for my 120 body
>>7029788
I had to google that one
>>7029777
Be drunk then :DDD
This is supposed to be a safe place. no anxiety, no dysphoria, no cis scum. wtf happened?
>>7029797
fuck you that's what happened
>>7029797
normies took over
>>7029797
Safe spaces are a myth is what happened.
>>7029796
within marriage it is fine, outside not so much, it can leave you a corrupt hollow husk.
>>7029803
hi cutie can i suck ur dick?
ok so wash, exfoliate, primer, concealer? I think i only have black girl concealer :///////////
>>7029817
Just buy whit girl concealer :)
>>7029817
god juniper you are so useless you can do anything right!
>>7029821
but thats gay
>>7029826
thanks dude.
>>7029827
ur gay :P
I'm secretly in love with isla desu
>>7029831
oops I meant you CAN'T do anything right my bad
>>7029834
Thanks for telling everyone Hailey it was supposed to be a secret you ass
twitch
/bexexexe
Bexe and I are streaming keep talking and nobody explodes if anyone cares
Also hi everyone it's been way too long! I never know what to say though so I'm always quiet
>>7029837
then i regress my gratitude.
>>7029841
Never reply to me ever again.
>>7029796
Frog quoted me ^-^
>>7029844
hey :) you two find a place finally?
Why do I bother with HRT?
>>7029854
your face is a literal booger
Am I a chaser if trans girls want to get with me and they ask to fug me and i oblige and give them the d?
>>7029854
I was just joking everyone knows I hate isla and you're pretty autistic yourself kiddo
>boy mode
>come out of bathroom
>guy about to go in
>stops
>looks at women's room sign across the hall
>looks back at men's room sign
>looks back at me
>looks back at women's room sign one more time
This
Never
Gets
Old
>>7029860
Nah.
>>7029862
Pot meet kettle
>>7029863
i love memes
>>7029834
Ew transbian
>>7029860
No, you're just a liar.
>>7029863
sounds like a pretty good confidence booster lol
>>7029862
that's fine that you think so and i've heard plenty enough about yr drama
>>7029865
That's what I thought.
>tfw you and your band mates get drunk after playing a show
>go up to counter with girlfriend yo buy drinks
>ohhhhh are you two sisters
Ok it does get old
What up you miserable faggots?
>>7029881
trip on anna
>>7029882
Posting about it never gets old though, huh.
>>7029884
But I'm not anna
>>7029885
Never
>>7029883
I'm getting ferrets tomorrow morning, my guitar is ready by on monday, I'm winning ffs money because I got hit by a car, I am hanging out with my old cis girl friend group again next weekend, AND I GET TO SEE NEPTUNE ON THURSDAY!! :)
>>7029892
Nice
I'm getting wasted tonight and I have work at seven tomorrow
>>7029834
*headpat*
elanna is a banana
>>7029892
snugg her for me
>>7029883
I spent the day shopping with a really good friend and we got sushi afterwards ^~^
>>7029892
Niiice what are you gonna name the ferrets?
>>7029910
>tfw ywn stick your banana in elanna
which trips are known panty sniffers?
>>7029924
I've actually decided I'm going to name my ferrets and rats after mtfg trips.. My dumbo rat (on a waiting list for) will be nim. I might get two though. Someone bought these hamsters i had my eyes on. I was gonna name them Chara and Maeve. I'm gonna name one ferret Kayla and idk maybe Isla for the other
>>7029922
Yaaay
>>7029930
i have sniffed panties before tbqh
>>7029937
i'll name a ferret snickers :^3
>>7029930
Kayla, Faye, elanna
>>7029834
I'm secretly in love with beepbeep
Post some beepbeep please ;_;
>>7029910
True
>>7029718
Ummmmm
>>7029938
So I heard you talked to Melly. Is she really as nuts as she acts on here? The shit she posted earlier on this thread seems crazy and racist.
>>7029954
are you a panty sniffer
>>7029959
Yeah, totes no doubts fampai
>>7029964
sniff a whiff
>>7029946
Nom
>>7029936
Nice sounds cute
>>7029888
anna plz
yo
mtfg
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BRAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>7029966
She flame posts tho to be sure. She's not as bad as rawr that shit posting retard and not as bad as kayla meme or drakeposter shitting up the thread. I filter all but Kayla. I love Kayla. She is pure red magic.
>spent the entire work day fantasizing about having an affair with my boss
I'm a horrible person
Woke up after a 3 day crystal binge and forgot where I was
What's everyone's drug of choice here?
where is she
>>7029980
this says 71, right?
my friends are telling me it says 74.
>>7029982
post butt
>>7029980
b-but i'm not a brah
i'm a girly girl ;_;
>>7029988
definitely 74 my colorblind friend
>>7029988
it is 74
>>7029991
hugg hamham
do any of you have a link to the full gba romset in one rar
>>7029988
it's 24
>>7029992
>>7029995
what? you're kidding, right?
>>7029974
D-dont she have a gf or bf or smth? @_@
>>7029991
if that's true then post pantsu
>>7029967
I was gonna get ramen tonight but the place was packed full :(
>>7030000
I was pretty sure it was a 7, but I think 2 is arguable.
>>7029988
71 you're getting memed.
>>7029991
We're all men brah
>>7030014
you are losing your mind
my sleep schedule is FUK'D
Sucks being 6'2 but at least when I'm high it doesn't matter
>>7030001
Ah no not you again post some of you botched genitals again so you get banned again.
>>7030021
Fuuuuuuck I'm out of weed and my degenerate dealer didn't answer his phone
Why the fuck do I live in a meme state where its illegal
>>7030024
No I am not in the mood to get banned. I am having withdrawals like crazy so have some butt instead
>>7030023
lies. it definitely stops.
>>7030028
I wish weed worked for me
Adderall is the lightest I can do now
>>7030023
>>7030038
your cameltoe is a little big.
>>7030031
post bulge
oh also i had a dream i got married l-lol
>>7030031
Lel eat a cheeseburger
>>7030042
I'm not agp, I got srs the second I could.
>>7030034
I flame post too. I don't filter melly I just checked. I accidently filtered ufufu idk when lmao good thing I checked. Idk if she still posts tho.
Why is Saturday night live never even close to funny like not even pretending to be funny. It's so bad.
I wish I had friends.
I should be at a party not my parents living room
I hate my life.
>>7030046
Learn the english language first.
I had a great day today. I biked all the way to SLC and on my way back I got hungry and was looking for something good when I found a ramen bar. I had salad, curry, and beef chicken ramen. I'm pretty sure my waitress was flirting with me, and she asked if I'd come by tomorrow. I also saw another girl that had a really cute outfit and talked to her about it for a bit.
>>7030013
Sorry to hear that, the place I was at was full too, but I was willing and able to wait 20 minutes.
I was also able to replace my stolen bike with a 25 dollar pawn shop bike that I just had to oil up and fix the gear shift on. So now I can ride my bike every day again.
>>7030046
Nice man jaw
>>7030043
was it at least to someone cute
>>7030045
b-blessue
>>7030058
Oh it's me
I post on /soc/ too
>>7030052
I'll bet you that bike was also stolen lmao
>>7030049
You are god, my jewish ally.
I hate snl too
why filter anyone?
Yr life sounds interesting
>>7030061
Hmu bby
>>7030058
I didn't see her shit before. Doesn't make it better. She's probably a camwhore or some shit. The third picture it posted was it's genitals after calling people chaser on passgen. Fucking attetion whoring hypocrite.
>>7030052
The wait was 45min-1hour so we left :/ it was sad
>>7030063
are you a panty sniffer
do u guys like yars revenge
Wait, can I not post on r9k anymore?
>>7030070
No sorry
I actually prefer to go pantieless
>>7030067
how high are you though?
>>7030059
yes it was someone very cute
but it was a poster >_<
>>7030079
nice hips :3
>>7030066
My life is not interesting, my interests and personality are interesting. I am living a boring dull life of unfulfilled dreams, broken ambitions, lost nutrition, muscles weak and falling off my skin. Souls omission, life's attrition. I've gone numb and I'm dying with my sins.
I'm kinda like Eyedea in that I can rhyme pretty well. I can't rap or sing or make music tho so it's a worthless talent and I'm kinda scatter minded so I can't publish books and my script writing ability is ALMOST professional but it's not so it's like ALMOST making the Olympics team but instead sitting at home with your thumb in your ass, sucking it like candy because you hate yourself so much.
Fuck this entire existence.
Pokemon showdown for hours as usual. I wish for death.
>>7030075
Uuh I can tho did u get banned?
>>7030058
Why would I ask? The reason why I assumed she was flirting was because she was complimenting me for the smallest things like: how I used the chop sticks, my hair which was a fucking mess from biking for 3 hours, my work out shirt, and various other small inconsequential things.
>>7030064
Maybe I got it from the DI.
>>7030069
That sucks, maybe make an appointment next time?
>>7030080
Just a nicotine rush
>>7030092
so ur le troleing mado?
>>7030096
All day everyday
>>7030089
No, I men like of you fug someone, is that not allowed?
>When they're over 5'6 and still think they can pass
Bahahahahahaha
>>7030087
Aww thanks
Mine are pretty small since I'm a giant but I try to make them work
>>7030101
lmao
nice
>>7030103
A lot of cis women are over 5'6 but nice meme
>>7030103
>tfw under that and still don't
>>7030088
yr crazy and you shouldn't compare yrself to others. what's yr skype?
>>7030091
They don't take reservations DDD:
I'm just going to go on a weekday early in the evening next time
>>7030109
I only moved in with her to learn her trip and shitpost with it
>>7030102
I can't follow
>>7030091
I made such an ass out of myself the last music festival. This girl was cuddling and giving me back rub and telling me I was going to be okay and that I was cute. I tried to kiss her when we parted ways like asked her if I could I didn't just attack her. she was like huh sorry buddy idk about all that. I don't like you.
I'm like :l
I've since just learned to literally ask are interested with the following:
>what's your interest in me
>what does that look mean?
>why did you (insert feedback loop: e.g touch my hand)
>>7030113
I dont have a username
Meta right? Underscores not spaces (mobile keypad don't have em)
>>7030114
Sounds like a plan. Or you could make friends with the manager and always have priority.
>>7030122
Hmm maybe the owner is always there checking on guest but he's a really intimidating looking man
y-you know mado and isla would actually be a cute couple
>>7030110
Yeah but they're actual women so there's no arguing that.
Nive coping mechanism though!
>>7030112
Ew genetic trash
>>7030124
I saw your picture today eyebrows and makeup and pierce your nose pink and wear a pink necklace and you'll pass. If you aren't already.
Sigh
>>7030130
mado trying to kill me because i forgot to wash a singular dish hgnhhh
>>7030103
this is my favorite meme, because it reminds me than anons never go outside
>>7030121
I've had similar experiences, but most of the time I either get a new friend or a new boyfriend/girlfriend. The only thing I ask them is if it's ok to kiss them.
>>7030125
I'm sure he's friendly. I mean he runs a ramen shop and interacts with customers. Just break down the awkward barrier and you should be good to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4bqi4seToY
>>7030139
pls
>>7030149
Plus if they lead you on like that and make you out to be a complete ass they're not the type of person you'd want to be with anyway.
Need new thread since can't post pics :(
>>7030153
someone's a virgin.
>>7030034
I feel really bad but still have a strong desire to be a homewrecker