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I want your funniest, Most awkward, Disgusting, and cringey stories. Any story you got about you and your gay ass life. Lets hear it.

>Queer Story thread
>EVERYONE WELCOME
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>>7024587
As a kid pretended to to be ashamed of my nipples so that I'd get to wear a one-piece swimsuit just like girls.
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>>7024649
Thats actually really really kinky. I'm. Intrigued. TELL ME MORE
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>>7024659
There's not much more to tell. I was jealous of girls and what they got to wear. I'd borrow my cousins' clothes all the time when I visited them. So when the family visited the seaside I'd pretend to be embarrassed by how little I had to wear and asked for a "full costume" like girls had. Eventually it worked and I got to wear one.

The crossdressing did become sexual, but I don't remember if they was before or after this particular incident. Probably before. How did you know?
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>>7024677
Such things generally become sexual. Childhood stuff does I mean.
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>>7024681
I meant what was so kinky about it? Beyond just crossdressing being kinky generally?
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>>7024688
I have a thing about One pieces. Things are so sexy.
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>>7024703
Great taste sis. I like any swimming costume now really. I still use bikini bottoms as panties. Got any kinky stories of your own?
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>>7024649
I remember wearing my moms high heels and feeling ashamed because someone might think im gay. And when i was like 7, i don't know what i did or said, but my dad sat me down and told me the story of some kid who wanted to be a girl or something, so they forced him to wear a wig and sit down to pee and stuff. Felt like that scared me.
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>>7024715
I mean. I was raped by my ex. Shit was fantastic. But hardly kinky.
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>>7024747
>raped
>fantastic
what. greentext
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It's a long story so please bear with me anons
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>Be me
>be 15
>Sad creepy virgin
>Live alone
>My mother was always at work
>I was always left to watch my brother of 9 years
>My mother ended up finding a new man
>This man was an accused rapist
>I met him, Nice guy
>definitely not a rapist
>Turns out his ex accused him of raping her daughter
>"To get him off drugs"
>Bullshitflag.gif
>Guy had some obvious neurological damages
>Probably from the years of Coke
>But nothing so brutal he would rape a child
>He wasn't a rapist
>His daughter was

>My ex was his daughter

>Next page

>Move on to about a month after meeting him
>mother comes home from work
>It's summer so I'm up playing vidya alone in my room
>Says we are gonna go meet Edwards daughter
>Onepunchmanokay.jpg
>I honestly didn't care
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>>7024810

>Morning
>We go to park
>beautiful day
>Meet Edwards dog
>I'm like, This is not his daughter
>My mother acts like I'm witty
>We meet his daughter.
>Cute pudgy girl with black straight hair
>She could be worse

>Avoid eye contact, don't speak
>Girls like me, Awkward, Quiet, Likes anime and shit.

>Next day mother announces that Des (My ex and Daughter of Edward) will be moving in
>Oh great, Another human being.
>I'm freaking out
>She is my age and she is a girl
>Honestly I don't know what to do
>I'm a slob everywhere but my room
>I'm fucked

>She moves in

>Mom still works to the point she is never home.
>Living alone
>With a girl
>15
>horny
>Gulp.jpg

>Continued
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>>7024811
sounds nice so far
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>>7024811

>"hey anon it's nice to meet you"
>shes super nice
>Super cute
>Totally hard
>mom has left

>She gives me a look
>I Blanche and decide to show her around the house
>My brother is at his dads house
>We are alone

>I bring her into my room
>2 tvs, snes, Wii, some stupid costumes, and my clothes back then
>She sits on my bed
>Damn she was hot

>I ask her what she does for fun


>"Do you want to find out?"

>she grabs her laptop and we eventually rig it up into the internet with some doing
>She broke my innocence cherry
>She showed me guro
>Vore
>Furfaggotry
>Futa
>Fucking you think of it, she showed it to me

>Raging hard

>She noticed and smirked
>Breathes on my neck
>"Anon, are you feeling alright"
>Y-yeah I'm fine
>Gulpagain.jpg
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>>7024831

>That very night she stroked me off
>Later on it escalated
>Until it was sex every damn night
>That summer was just sex and passion
>We were animals, hell it was beautiful in some ways
>It didn't stop for 6 months
>Even after we moved to Virginia

>One night I'm not feeling well
>She's trying to get me to do the dirty with her
>I continue to tell her no
>"Des I'm not in the mood really"
>she starts getting angry

>Goes fucking nuts, crying screaming yelling how I don't love her

>I just lay in bed unable to do anything.
>I had recently puked everything up
>Then dry heaved for 2 hours
>felt like a chinchilla that had been ass raped by a furfag
>She finally snaps

>she had hit me before but never like this
>She takes me by the shirt and punches me in the stomach
>where a bruise won't show
>I gasp and breath and try to puke
>Nothing

>She sits on top of me having stripped off her shirt

>My teenage body instantly responds
>Still can't move, Half hard, Hald dead.
>Help

>Continued
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>>7024841
>She proceeds to hit me over and over
>Both of us in tears
>I'm helpless but strangely hard as hell

>She strips down to her panties and holds my arms down as she proceeds to pound my Throbbing member
>Holy shit I'm in pain but it feels so good
>Not using a condom
>Shes pounding away and moaning like crazy holding me down with her whole body
>I'm crying my eyes out and asking her to please please please stop
>She doesn't
>Oh god i'm melting
>Cuminsidedearit'scoldoutthere
>I do so
>Thank god she didn't get pregnant
>How would I have explained rape of that sort?

>Thankfully after we moved to virginia I got my revenge

>Continued
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>>7024853
This is the final chapter but I think you guys will enjoy it simply because I got her back for fucking up my already shitty emotional state. And yes I KNOW this was a bad relationship. Holy shit man. It was so unhealthy, but so damn HOT. ok?

>We were still living together until she moved out 3 years later

>in the time we moved to Virginia there were some overlay periods
>I won't go into the details but we ended up mostly consciously and consensually having types of sex in the following places:

>My Grandmothers kitchen on her counter (My grandmother was a bitch)
>My grandmothers Dining room table
>My grandmothers guest bedroom
>My grandmothers couch
>My Grandmothers computer chair (We both agreed it was the best way to get back at her while we lived there for 2 months)
>In a bush near an open field (That shit was sexy asf)
>In a library in a dark corner
>In public bathrooms
>In a public bathroom made for ballerinas that are only 7 years to 10 years old
>In dark corners of stores
>Allies
>Anywhere we could

>Despite the rape that never happened again we were animals
>Until we started living in the hotel

>Mind you the last time I had sex, was with this girl, when I was 16
>I am now 22

>Continues
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>>7024587
This thread needs more greentext.

>Be bi guy at uni
>Uni has pretty sweet anime club, only a few real weaboos
>Club meets up for dinner some nights before club actually starts
>Notice a cute girl from the club comes in late, sits at a table by herself
>Decide to go sit with her, find out her name is Kat
>Kat and I talk a bit, find out we're both into the same nerd shit
>She seems a bit nervous, like she's not used to talking with guys
>Finish eating, before we leave I ask for her number
>tfw she says yes
>Be a few days later
>Ate with Kat every day since we exchanged numbers, seems to really like me
>Be walking her to a class
>Decide to actually ask her out
>"Hey, I really like you. Do you want to actually date?"
>She gets super nervous
>Says something about how she's never dated anyone before
>"Well neither have I, haha."
>She says she's not sure what she's supposed to do now
>I'm a bit confused and think I'm about to be rejected
>Really awkward silence for what feels like an eternity
>Was actually like 3 seconds
>"Well I like you too so let's date. I'm going to go to class now - bye!"
>She waves a bit and walks into lecture hall
>Still a bit confused, but too happy that she likes me too to think about it that much
>Be week later
>Found out that Kat is Christian, like actually goes to church unlike most US Christians
>Makes me a bit worried she'll hate me because I'm bi
>Alluded to it before, but she never realized
>Decide to tell her flat out
>"Well, that's fine. Whatever floats your boat."
>Wonder how I got so lucky

I'm happier than I've been in a while. If you're going through a rough time right now, it really does get better.
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>We moved to a Hotel
>Intermediary
>Shrug.png
>I seriously don't give a shit at this point
>Again we were left alone alot

>at this point the family force broke us up
>thought it was disgusting
>Incest was wrong
>I wished theyda killed themselves but meh whatcha do

>We haven't had sex in a month
>She's awkward as hell
>I'm horny asf
>Hard as hell no reason
>she knows, in fact shes tryign to ignore it

>we both take baths
>Try to masturbate
>Cant get it out
>Shit i'm to used to her vagina and her damnable ass

>I finish and let her use the shower

>she comes out in loose PJs sticking to her wet thighs
>Wet hair sticking to her neck
>Shes lost weight
>Shes gotten some form
>Shes grown her hair out
>Instant diamonds

>I come closer to her
>"Hey des"
>She blushes and looks away "No."
>I start to get angry
>here was a girl, who physically abused me
>Raped me
>Destroyed me emotionally
>Used me for sex
>Corrupted everything I was
>And now she wanted to deny both of us what we wanted

>Fuck that.jpg

>I grab her by the arm and push her to the wall kissing her
>She fights back surprised
>She hits me in the ribs I punch her in the stomach
>No, it's time for justice
>Rage fills me and I throw her to the floor with all my strength
>She tries to get up but I pin her down on the neck and pull down her pants

>Shes pretty damn wet
>dripping
>Not from the shower
>I pull it out, and begin

>again thank god she didnt get pregnant
>I didn't pull out
>She came out of that that day never questioning me again
>We never fucked again
>But strangely enough our relationship as sister and brother stabalized

>We never spoke of those days again

>Best sex I ever had, even if it was the only sex I ever had

>it was rape, It was demeaning, It was hot as hell.

>End story
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>>7024930
That's a weird story. I don't get how you could have got along with her after she raped you though.

>>She came out of that that day never questioning me again
Never questioning you in what way?

>>We never fucked again
>>But strangely enough our relationship as sister and brother stabalized
Weird.

The incest side of it was hot, even though it wasn't really incest, so it was pretty damn prudish of the family to dislike it.

So are you G, B or T?
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>>7024951
Trans

It was a very unhealthy and strange relationship

She never questioned me again in that she never fought with me like we had before

We had squabbles but it was never big and it was very sisterly brotherly kinda deal.
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>One day talking to friend about shit
>some how it comes up that I had sexual fantasies of his girl friend with a penis
>he tells his girl friend
>I still remember the way she looked at me that next morning, like i killed a puppy or something(lol)
>later on in the day my girl friend asks why I did that
>have no fucking answer
>she's obviously upset
>I think we just fucked or something after that

That was awkward
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Bisexual

I came out to a few people, they were either bi themselves or were mostly cool with it. I find that funny because I was surprised at the number of bisexuals I knew.
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>>7024982
Great contribution why you are soooooo good at this.

You should go into writing full damn TIME.
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>>7024965
Did you want to be a girl at the time or only later? How did being trans and that relationship connect?

What's your relationship like with her now?
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>>7024995
Back then I didn't even know I was trans.

I didnt make the connections of my hatred of body

And my childhood wishes of beign a girl

Until about a year ago.
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>>7024921
does she seem the type to be ok with a threesome with another guy?
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>>7025010
She was a total whore and now claims to be a lesbian in a relationship with some girl that doesnt want to be with her. I almost took that girl from her as extra revenge but then shit got wierd so I moved outta state.
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>>7025010
Nah, she's pretty conservative.

>>7025014
>tfw you're so alone you pretend to be someone else on 4chan
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>>7025027
well now i'll just have to use my 4chanpass then faggot
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>>7025006
Did you dress up in her clothes or anything though?

>>7025027
I think it was just a mistake.
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>>7025035
>Did you dress up in her clothes or anything though?
so many times you dont even know it got really kinky
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>>7025038
Stories please!
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>>7025064
I mean I would but a lot of them are hazy.

And I'm working on compiling some of the stories you guys told us.

Cmon I can't carry the whole thread right?

Btw I'm lazy ass OP keksorry
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>>7025084
I'm also doing some fuckin like crazy ass photo editing for the night
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>>7025084
>And I'm working on compiling some of the stories you guys told us.
Oh?

>Btw I'm lazy ass OP keksorry
Kek, you make a thread requesting stories and it devolves into us asking you for stories.
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>>7025125
That was ironic asf yeah
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>>7025128
Oh... A compilation of kinky LGBT stories would be nice.
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>>7025142
I am doing one of mine and then putting together some of your guyses into a folder

Tbh i was NOT planning on ever telling that story on 4chan.
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>>7025149
Well I'm glad you did!
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Here have a present then anon.

>>7025163
>7025163
>7025163
>7025163
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>meet a guy in my class in college
>he comes up to me friendly, exchange numbers
>not a slut so nothing happened for a month, but did nofap for like a week and texted him
>he comes over next day for oral sex
>text my brother "don't come upstairs, I have someone over"
>slow start but he was exactly my type so I was pleased
>going back and forth but ends up blowing me and I finish myself, then go to return the favor
>brother texts me "I'm hungry can I come upstairs?" and I tell him to just wait like 20 more minutes
>suck him off in various ways for about 25 minutes to no avail
>tell him I need to take a quick break and we lay on each other jerking ourselves off
>I cum a second time, now start to feel really bad that this guy can't nut
>another text "..."
>reply "I've been waiting forever for this guy to nut so just hold on a little longer"
>instant reply "don't tell me that. just say wait longer next time"
>start laughing at the text, but don't explain it which I think made the guy probably even more nervous
>give him my masturbator thinking maybe that'll help him, and he's pretty big so I jerk him off with the sleeve and lick the head at the same time
>nothing, so I give up again
>now I'm sitting at my desk chair watching this guy furiously jerk off, his whole body is rigid
>feeling cheeky so I take a sock (later I realized it was the sock I'd been wearing all day) and start to wipe the sweat off his forehead and face
>tell him "dude it's ok if you don't come"
>"nah I'm close"
>I get dressed, he's butt naked, beet red jerking up a storm
>finally comes, it's a pathetic dribble
>stands up, the section of my bed he was laying on is wet with sweat
>have to do the sheets cause of that shit
>never see him in class again, when I see him around campus he is curt with me
>see him again a few months later and he got uglier desu
>at least have a great story to tell
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>>7025194
The story was rather anticlimactic, which was fitting.
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>>7025225
You should have just left it at anticlimactic

Instead of finishing your se
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>>7025227
Hey don't you fucking sta
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>>7024974
>>some how it comes up that I had sexual fantasies of his girl friend with a penis
yeah that's something to avoid saying to normies.
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>>7024587
What sort of stories specifically?
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>>7024649
That's so cute :)
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Got a couple, probably more but my memory ain't so good these days.

>Be young, dumb, looking for sperm
>Just moved to new town
>notorious gay hotspot so everyone's accepting
>Lesbo housemate knows all the good bars and clubs
>"Oh hey Anon, my gay friend's coming down from London, you two should get to know each other"
>He's gay, we'll definitely have everything in common
>Shows me pics, he's a 7, maybe 7.5
>Meh, I could do worse
>He arrives
>Those photos were very flattering, huh
>"Come on Anon, just talk to him"
>Fiiiine, he turns out to be really sociable and we actually get on well
>All three of us go out and end up getting absolutely hammered
>Get back to ours, start getting ready for bed
>"Hey sexy come hereeeee"
>Drunk, horny and it's been a while so here goes
>Go back to my room together and start undressing
>He's huge, yay
>Start sucking him off while he just lies flat out on the bed
>After a while he whispers in my ear "I'm gonna cum on your faceeeeee"
>Lol ok bruh, go back to sucking dick
>Few seconds later I hear snoring, look up, he's fast asleep
>Kind of glad it didn't go any further, try finishing myself off but too drunk
>Couple of minutes later he rolls onto his side and I hear a faint tinkling sound
>Oh you've got to be kidding me
>Room starts to stink of piss
>Can't deal with this right now, go downstairs and sleep on couch
>Next morning he pretends he has no idea what I'm talking about despite the soaked mattress
>Refuse to talk to him ever again

Continued
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>>7031748
Story number zwei

>Out drinking again
>Me and lesbo housemate are having one of our 'who can get someone to come home with them first' competitions
>Bitch wins
>Stuck in the club near closing time with the dregs
>Eventually get talking to a couple of Australian girls here on holiday
>"Croikey mate, we wuz just talking to this cute guy all on iz own, want us to introduce you?"
>Eventually translate their crude foreign tongue and ask them to point him out
>Uber cute nerdy type sipping his drink and nervously glancing up at us
>My mind instantly goes d'aaaaawww
>Literally gather him up in my arms and carry him home
>To the taxi home, that is
>Get home, go upstairs
>Hear screeching and braying from lesbo's room, glad she got home safe
>We strip, get on the bed
>The guy immediately throws up
>oh ffs
>So glad I bought that waterproof mattress protector
>drag it all downstairs and shove it in the washing machine
>Go back up and start making out
>"So do you want me to fuck you?"
>"Nah"
>"Want to fuck me?"
>"Nah"
>"Well what do you want to do?"
>"Can you lick my face while I finger you"
>"...sure"
>Just lick his face from chin to forehead over and over
>"Sure you don't want me to do anything else?"
>Nah don't stop licking my face"
>Fingernails are too sharp for fingering, lets me put his thankfully huge genitalia inside me instead
>Utterly anticlimactic finish
>Lie there thinking of nice ways to tell him to get out while he shows me pics of him when he was on University Challenge
>Lost to Reading
>Almost puke upon realising I slept with someone who lost to Reading University
>Gently but firmly push him out of the house as soon as it gets light
>Burn my mattress
>Swear off hookups for life
>Only done it once since then
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>>7031854
>>Lost to Reading
>>Almost puke upon realising I slept with someone who lost to Reading University
The questions are so obscure it's basically pot luck. You might as well say you regretted sleeping with someone because someone else matched more lottery numbers last night.
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>>7031882

>obscure

Maybe for someone who went to Reading, which I'm guessing is where you graduated? Suck on my Cambridge degree, second-rate uni scum.

Nah that last part was a joke, I don't really think poorly of Reading, nor do I have a degree from Cambridge.
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>>7031969
>tfw trying to be firmly anti the intellectual class but still thought "could we date?" when I read "Cambridge degree"
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