Party edition.
• MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition temps aslag: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: ???
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>7019429
>>7021049
Me on the right with the fedora
hello friends
>tfw no boys kiss you at parties
>>7021056
me in the back against the wall waiting for it to be over so I can leave
>>7021051
>tfw stereotype
>>7021060
Same
>>7021059
greetings shannon
Do I have a chance?
>>7021066
not really a good picture to tell from but just go for it anyway imo
>>7021063
cashier at banana republic?
dyke
cashier at my go-to sandwich place in my office building?
gay man
bartender at my neighborhood bar?
trans man
cashier at gas station?
gay arab dude
Hey girls, I created a discord for us to chat in. There's already a good number of us in here. Come join!
https://discord.me/owg/
>>7021075
What are your grocery store cashiers?
>>7021076
noooo delet
GQ isn't a meme!
Only Tranny BDD is.
>>7021059
I'm getting a reading of over 40 mega-Fonzies
>>7021078
all the Whole Foods ones are oddly straight.
Trade Joe's is always gay women.
Berkeley Bowl is always some gender queer weirdo
Safeway is always black women or black gay dudes
>>7021078
I am a cashier :/
Bi girl at Starbucks
Gay dude at movie theater
Really cool straight guy at Taco Bell
He hooks me up with free food all the time
>>7021089
angie butt poke
>>7021096
I already did today. E came in and I needed a shot after so long :/
>>7021095
movie theaters are always some like 40 year old queen who's managing and younger gay dudes or chubby young women working the ticket counter
>>7021092
>tfw no whole foods job to blend with the straight fags
>>7021095
>tfw not a barista
lol within this 3min commercial break for the 49ers game, i watched:
>a pro marijuana legalization commercial paid for by Sean Parker
>a pro $0.01/ounce Soda Tax commercial
>a pro mandatory condoms in porn commercial
California is a strange and beautiful place
>>7021093
Iktf except a bit drunk. Got the white wine and some bud resin hitting a bowl about to pack one. Everyone having a good night?
>>7021104
Exactly lol
>>7021105
I wish I was but I work at target so potentially I could switch over to our Starbucks
>>7021079
Its a meme
>>7021111
Cali is alright
So I texted Melly and it appears she is living in some bunker out in Arizona and thinks that Hilary is going to take all her guns. She says she hopes she can mary some dude named Ross Ulbricht
When did she go batshit?
>>7021121
i have excellent queer-dar.
i've lived around queer people my entire life so i grew up being able to tell the subtleties
>>7021072
Shit, bad timing with my post, thread died. I would still like advice if anybody has any. Uh, in the fortunate case you can't tell thats my boymode.
>>7021124
>18
>not going to college because reasons
I feel like I couldn't get an office job if I tried
>>7021125
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hillary
>>7021125
Hi melly
>>7021125
LOL. if this is true its fucking hilarious. she does way too many psychedelics and finally cracked. last time i spoke with her she showed off her sheets of LSD.
She has family out in Arizona who are just as crazy as she is about guns and Librruls so that's probably who she's with.
>>7021121
Pretty obvious for most of them also I see them a lot so I've kinda picked up on them
>>7021064
*wave*
>>7021089
Performing? What? Can anyone spare some money to buy a pair of shoes?
All I want for Christmas is to be able to actually self harm
>>7021132
Bitch, I dropped out of college and now i'm a project manager at an architecture firm. I'll tell you what I tell everyone: Pick an industry that sounds interesting to you, get a job as an Administrative Assistant, work hard, show up on time everyday, and never be satisfied with your position and you'll get promoted and work your way up. And even if you don't get promoted, you'll have gained valuable experience from being around that industry and seeing the inner workings of it. and you move on elsewhere.
>>7021148
how do I get a job in the first place tho?
>>7021156
make sure you have business cards ready when you suck dicks
you gotta network
>>7021156
you apply? most admin assistant jobs will say 1-2yrs experience but most will hire just about anyone because the economy is doing so well right now.
>>7021082
I-I worked outside in the hot sun this summer does that make me a stereotype?
>>7021066
*gasp*
Oh em gee look at this very pretty girl over here
>>7021049
Me passed out on the floor
>>7021119
It's expensive as hell I'm moving to Alaska to live amongst the wolves
>>7021134
She already won just give it up and try to work with what uve got
>>7021148
Ehh idk man I wasn't even motivated enough to show up to class have the time that I was at college
>>7021117
IT ISNT A MEME
>>7021145
Why do you want to self harm?
>tfw only 28 hours next week and a few days off in a row I can spend with my bae
>>7021148
I think my probably is that I am literally satisfied with anything
>>7021167
do you want to be wealthy? like i don't get this mindset, if you don't work hard you're not going to be very successful unless you were born into wealth
>>7021175
what kind of idiot doesn't choose to be born into wealth though?
>>7021175
Not really I don't care about money as long as I have enough to buy gas and eat
my boob hurts and i think that's a good thing
I'm going on a 5 days trip with my dad to redneck shitter province and I'm probably not going to be able to bath or shave should be fun
>>7021180
The same kind of idiot who would choose to be gay or trans.
>>7021183
They're growing!!
>>7021092
Can you take a picture of yourself in something you wear often? Trying to expand my style and need ideas.
>>7021181
i mean, how do you find fulfillment though? you can't go anywhere, you probably don't meet many people, you don't get respected??
i'm not trying to be mean, i'm just sincerely curious because it's a different mindset from my own.
>>7021180
i mean, i was born into a family at the very bottom end of the top 1% but my parents still taught me to work hard. i bought my own car, and support myself now.
>>7021190
i don't own a full-length mirror
>>7021183
h-here let me massage that for you
>>7021191
I hang out with my friends and go play basketball at the park sometimes, I like to draw, chilling at coffee shops just talking to people kinda nice, I like trying new things and that's mainly what I want in life or whatever
>>7021191
Your mom bought you a fucking house dude
>>7021204
Lel
Will I be a hon
>>7021202
i like playing basketball with my friends too
i want a tiny gf so i can just demolish her 1 on 1
>>7021208
If that's you, probably not
>>7021204
Yeah, your point being?
>>7021209
It's fun to do that but also kinda sad because they just end up having a terrible time lol
>sister likes the flannel I bought
whoopee :>
>>7021208
maddie 2 but prettier and younger
>>7021194
Wait you know Melly? Were you the person she visited in August? I know she travels around the west coast a lot and had been in seattle in July but she told me of someone she saw in August. Like she said she went was driving high on weed from some place called stateline where she lost 500 dollars and was driving down us 50 at 140 then she stopped telling me once she past the state capital but was in some county called yolo. She said she was going somewhere off i-280.
Also is she rich or something because she seems to go all over the fucking country at random times. How is she irl?
this is fun
>>7021215
I guess I don't care about money because I've never really had any and yea sure if like to be successful but that's not like my goal in life
my trans gril gf is funemployed + running out of money so she wants to cam, any advice for either me or her?
I think it would be hot but a lot of work for her and she's worried about getting 'found out'
>>7021219
We lived near each other because i grew up in SoCal. I've never met her IRL. She's not rich, her parents just throw money at her for some reason
>>7021209
>tfw no 5'4 gf to run over in bb
>>7021215
Lmfao ur life is so much easier than others, not saying you don't have ur own struggles or belittling then I'm just saying a house is a big deal and having some one buy it for you is a stress PFF ur shoulders a lot of others will have to deal with their entire life, you not having this extra weight on you might make it easier for you to see the positives in life or focus more on how to better your situation without this massive stress nearly everyone has to deal with
>>7021072
>>7021129
Shit, I realize theres an above average number of people begging for advice right now but I would really appreciate some general direction here. I've just been growing it out for length's sake but I doubt thats a teneable style.
Hi I'm 2.7 billion miles away
>>7021249
Good
>>7021249
And for some reason I still feel like you're too close
>>7021249
stop suffocating me
>>7021125
WHO THE FUCK IS SPREADING THE MALICIOUS RUMORS AND POSTING MY FUCKING PICTURES HERE ON /LGBT/ FOR THE LAST DAY?
Seriously I tried to tell everyone who knew me off 4chan to say I was fucking dead because I was trying to get on with my fucking life instead of spending my time bitching with fucked up trannies.
>>7021136
Funny, I am a liberal but I am just liberal about everything from drugs, guns to free speech. And no I am not living in a fucking bunker in Arizona. In fact i am trying to avoid moving to Arizona.
>>7021219
No, I didn't lose 500 dollars in lake tahoe. I put 40 bucks in a video poker machine and hit a royal flush and proceded to get wasted and gave the 500 bucks back but they gave me a free room and 8 drinks.
>>7021237
pretty much.
Well since I am here fuck it. How are you homosexuals doing?
WHY can't i be cis???????? ;-;
when do i wake up????
WHY can't pleb be my gf???????? ;-;
when do i wake up????
Sup Faggots.
>>7021262
Lmao all those Melly rumors are fucking hilarious.
If you are like this I'd hang out with you, you sound like a total trip at parties.
>>7021285
that would be a nightmare senpai,
>>7021292
i like a nightmare every now and then
what should my severely depressed friend who looks like an ugly man with gyno and wants to die do? I think she's pretty close to snapping.
Kayla txt me and said she's done being trans again and threw away her hormones and cut her hair off. She sais she's thinking about joining the army too....oh lord lol.
>>7021281
We are all living in a simulation
T. someone who has taken way too much lsd and saw the most fucked up shit.
I think I rememeber you too btw.
>>7021285
I met like five transgirls from here. Most are cool but I am very selective on who I meet. Maybe you should try to be friends.
>>7021287
Honestly, I am a wall flower and pretty much a shut in. I pretty much do psychedelics to be spiritual. I am not one to to go to a rave and act like omg shapes. I do them maybe once every two months too. They really keep me from drinking honestly because now that I learned to handle my alcohol I can inhale that shit. When I do acid I don't have an urge to drink for the next week or two.
God, i want to smoke some weed and listen to houses of the holy both the album and the song.
Fuck I can't smoke weed because I have a job interview in phoenix in two weeks.
Fuck ....
>>7021303
kayla....
....kayla....
nope, doesn't right a bell
>>7021297
detransition and live an easy life as a man?
This shouldn't exist and neither should the LGBT community
Does anyone go for the Female wear loot crate? How good is it? Are the sizes on spot?
>>7021311
>detransition
Nope I'm fucked already
>>7021304
Melly we can go out into the desert and drop some acid and smoke some weed and get all spiritual with the earth like Jim Morrison.
We might be able to make contact with some et's with deep meditation
>>7021304
Some idiot said you had died and I was so sad.
I'm glad u alive even if you don't want to be fb friends :p
>>7021306
Take care <3
>>7021319
is that you?
Nice tiddies, anon!
>>7021315
>loot crate
"Box of cheap shit we sell for more than it should be", right?
>>7021303
no she didnt
>>7021333
>15$ for generic stuff you don't have to go out and get.
Yes, but I want some of it and I refuse to go to shop at Target, let alone Walmart.
>>7021208
You are already a hon
We are all hons.
>>7021333
Eh I say the t shirt makes it worth it
Cool shirts are like 20$ and the box is like 30$ so it's basically worth it and plus sometimes they have cool exclusive shit
>>7021345
You gotta hack into the sim first
>>7021306
kek, I seen a lot of girls name themselves after roman gods. I name my OS installs off of Roman Gods. My last install was Minerva the Goddess of wisdom and my current install is Diana the goddess of the hunt. If I do pull off this plan though I will move to Seattle and I might start naming them after Greek gods because of the Olympic mountains on the other side of the sound.
>>7021324
idk I want to move to Washington and I am talking to people about doing it desu. I am seeing my cousin again this weekend. I fucking hate arizona because it is filled with too many cucksertives. Too bad seattle is filled with libtards.
>tfw ron paul state.
:_:
>>7021326
My cousin set that facebook up two years ago and I have not logged in in over a year. FFS it says I like beyonce. I kind of hate face book but if you want to add me on twitter.
https://twitter.com/Pretty_Esoteric
>>7021345
after you die in this life silly.
>>7021345
Pleb, do u still like me?
>>7021333
When they used to give a tshirt and a funky pop, it was like the best thing ever, some boxes are a miss, but other ones have like a book I've always wanted to read, a shirt, and a ton of other stuff for $16
>>7021220
yes
>>7021352
Yay! I'll make sass twitter and we can hillary trump fight! :)
I live in Ontario, can I get free HRT from my college if it has a health plan that covers prescription drugs?
>>7021354
Neptune, you opress me wit your gravity. I want to be trans neptunian free orbit nd not ur moon.
:P
>>7021352
I'm named after the planet actually because I'm in love with it.
But I mean yeah the planet is named after the god so¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Works out because I also love the sea.
You should move here its really nice and pretty. You can sometimes see the Olympics from Seattle in the distance but Rainier will always dominate the skyline.
t. Olympian/Seattlite
Here's my real question though... why do girl's shirts button on the other side?
>>7021357
Post for me the McRib gif, to hold me of til tommorow!
:p
>>7021376
Because they used to have someone who dressed them and so they had if on the left so that way it was on the right for the people dressing them
>>7021369
>tfw trans neptunian object
idk I don't really want to eject you from my orbit into the Kuiper belt I already did that with a bunch of dwarf planets.
Stay here and keep me company
xd
>>7021376
so its on the side the guys familiar with when hes facing her
>>7021376
It's because it was easier to dress women when women were dressed by their handmaids or whatever the peoper term is.
>>7021360
fyi the twitter is a troll. I am only voting for trump because of gun rights. I am not really that much of a gun nut. I just think there should be no: assault weapons ban, mag limit, full auto ban, background checks, laws that ban open carry, limits on calibers, ammo background checks, laws that limit where you can take fire arms or any sort of taxes on guns period. I am a fan of true capitalist radio so I just use the account to keep up with people there and ask for twitter shout outs.
>>7021370
yeah I need to find some roomates I already have the cash for it and my cousin already lives up there already. I was last up in seattle around mid july and I was up there in November 2015. I would post it, but back in july I went to the seattle center with my cousin and took a really autistic picture with pikachu when they had a Nintendo thing in the kids museum. Oh to prove I was there in seattle yelp was having a food thing at the seattle center at the time.
>>7021384
>tfw you thougt you wre straight at one point
>tfw you fall for another tranny
>tfw you think you are a transbian
>tfw you realize you are a bislut
>tfw you need a guy and transgirl to be happy
why live pleb? why why why?
>>7021357
hope you are well.
dx
>>7021378
>>7021387
>the no sass maid to button your shirt
does anyone else watch Halt and Catch Fire? finally got around to watching this week's episode and i am crying :(
i know its just a shittier mad men but i love this show
>>7021395
i remember seeing a trailer for it and thinking it looked awful
the reviews are good for it though so i'm gonna have to check it out
>>7021390
Babby's first calculus.
>>7021399
this (you) entitles you to a free maeve hug
redeemable at any time
>>7021401
Are you still on skype? I messaged you
>>7021399
>>7021401
Yeah I am gonna call in to the show and troll the fuck out of ghost to see if I can make him rage quit on air. I think I have the prefect set up.
I am gonna the be the socialistic tranny that calls in and asks if ghost will let me put a few sounding rods down his dick. I love true capitalist radio.
>>7021403
Can I redeem this hug naked orrrr
Well I'm just gonna head out lol didn't mean to interrupt this friend meet up
Whats up
>>7021399
>>7021407
>>7021303
wtf are you talking about? I don't have anyone's number and I would never consider detransing
>>7021413
yeah I love it. I have to figure out something though. I don't want to move to fucking phoenix ffs. what part of seattle do you live in btw? My cousin lives in federal way near campus drive. Honestly it is in an okay part of federal way but most of it is shit. Tacoma kind of sucks too and smells horrible.
>>7021416
When are you gonna be my wife cunt?
>>7021418
Hi kayla, I heard you moved up to seattle. How are you doing?
>>7021419
drugs, sex and funnel cakes are reasons to live I suppose.
>>7021414
wtf
impure thoughts >///<
>>7021399
(frog post)
hellooo????
>>7021422
Hi melly. Sorry my heart belongs to someone else. How you been tho?
>>7021422
wow long time no see, also no I moved into a place in south orange county by the beach, its just temporary until I finish electrolysis and my name/marker change.
>>7021411
Oryx complained of the same thing, I hope it works because I have something I want to show you
I so don't wanna go to work tonight ;_;
>>7021437
ow???
>>7021442
Sorry, i didn't mean to intrude. We had some nice chats before and I'm like open with internet friends. Anyhow, sorry if I was rude and take care :)
>>7021425
DUDE, i MAYBE KIND OF DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE LOCKED UP EPISODES WHERE WHITE SUPREMACIST HAVE FUCKING PEPE THE FROG TATTOOED TO THEIR FUCKING BODY BECAUSE THEY THINK IT MAKES THEM HARD CORE.
>>7021428
idk where she lives now but she was kind of mean to me for no reason. I try to be nice to everyone i meet. She kind of seemed like a bitch and we used to be okay friends too. i would like to be friends with her too but maybe she got the same idea as me and decided to fuck off for a bit.
>>7021430
dats cool sis i am poly. And I have been going all over the fucking west coast.
>>7021432
kek, I went on a date with an sjw in buena park the other day. I hate sjws and she is friends with zoey quinn irl too. Her parents were cool and I thought about dating her so I could red pill her. Her parents are from Rhodesia and have tons of /k/ tier stories about living there.
I am trying to get out of my parents place for a few reasons. I worked a bit and got like four grand so I can move the fuck out. It will most likely be phoenix since I have a job offer there but maybe seattle. I gotta go do some asking around to see if I can get some room mates for that.
>>7021442
>know too much about you
You are basically the typical tranny who is into some kind of substance to escape and have a hard time keeping a job because you are emotional trainwreck because we live in a fucked up world that hates us.
have a cookie to make you feel better
/cookie
>>7021449
I don't think you're rude though?
Yes, I am working at the arch firm still. I actually got promoted and am doing really well. I don't have much of a life outside of work but it's nice to be able to put all my efforts and energy into something I am good at. Now I don't have to think about being so alone all the time
>>7021453
I can't believe I moved out of my parents place before you did. For a while there I was afraid I would never move out and get a job, I guess its proof transition works.
>>7021453
>Rhodesia
You mean Zimbabwe you racist twit
>>7021453
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she's a bitch
>>7021466
You are older than me and if I move out I get cut off. I like being able to travel and buy stupid shit but for a few reasons I need to get out now.
>>7021462
i just got in my bed with no one
wanna join?
>>7021469
This.
Does anyone track their dysphoria lows? Like the days they want to just end it and tredge on as they are, then the days where they feel alive? I was just wondering because I've been in a real glut the past few days and it almost seems monthly, like I've started a period. Before anyone starts, there is a measurable male period, I was just wondering if its more noticeable once on hormones.
i want someone to hug romantically baka
>>7021480
*hugs*
>>7021479
yes, i't's about 365 days a year
>>7021482
is that even romantic???
>>7021464
She was mean to me and shit. idk why.
>>7021469
idk the name of the state at the time was Rhodesia. I am not racist in anyways and the only reason I like Rhodesia is because the state was /k/ as fuck. too bad it was also racist as fuck =//
I just want to live in a place where it is socially acceptable to have a loaded uzi in the back seat.
>>7021484
Want to meet up soon? i am gonna be moving fairly soonish I just need to figure out where.
>>7021488
it can be ???
>>7021492
i got 'em montored, just got that med resistant memepression.
>>7021489
desu I am kinda never wanting to meet up with anyone from here irl because bad experiences. Maybe when I am fulltime but not now.
>>7021493
do u want it to be???
>>7021464
Mercury got really pissed off af some of the users of her discord, and at the majority of mtfg for some unknown reason and that she was never ever coming back. I bet you dollars to dounts she will be back in like 3 months.
>>7021474
you want to sex already and we have barely even played any games
havent even watched any shows
this makes you the new cordelia
What happened to Korra? I miss my strong Avatar.
>tfw never get any replies at west-coast USA time
Why does this one strip of land dislike me so much?
>>7021507
I'll pay attention to you! What's up?
>>7021508
maybe???
>>7021498
I don't care kayla meet up with me.
You need to get out of the fucking house and I want to go do something that isn't drinking at some random bar.
>>7021513
maybe >w<
>tfw want a bf to take me to pound town
>>7021521
How about a girlfriend to take you to pound town? ;)
im cute tho
>>7021527
i don't care lets hang out
:3c
i got a decent care now so I can pretty much go where.
>>7021528
>ywn ktf
Trying to down this thing if cough syrup without puking but fuck its awful.
>>7021453
I am very not poly.
>>7021461
>Don't think you're rude
Oh I thought you were angry at.me because I was revealing too much of u.
>Life out of architecture work
Pretry much non existent, right?
It's just I was an architect once and I sort of miss the ebb and flow of projects drawings and deadlines and stuff.
So yeah hit me up in Skype if you ever need like tips on arch terms and such or if you want me to hook you up with some cheap but pro presentation guys or drafters... like to keep costs low and stuff. :)
>>7021530
Ahh, nice. I kinda stopped wearing makeup as often after 2 months into transitioning because I started becoming passable without it, lol.
I want to do it. What is the best way to kill yourself? It honestly hurts to live. I look and myself and just bust into tears. My existence is misery and I don't want to be alive. Please help me.
>>7021543
i doubt you wanna be seen with me https://unsee.
cc/bagomedi/
pic is without makeup or a shave
>>7021528
Youre cute v.v
>>7021552
Have you tried transitioning yet?
>>7021517
maybe ?
>>7021557
Yes, I've been on HRT for 4 months. It honestly helps so much but even then, my face is ruined by testosterone.
>>7021554
you are prettier than me.
>>7021422
I live in Olympia about an hour south, but I know plenty of people in Tacoma, Seattle etc.
Avoid the Tacoma aroma at all costs lol
Most the people I know live on capital hill or first hill which are pretty good but a bit expensive, they are popular areas for lgbt in particular. Capital hill is the "gay"-borhood
There are lots of good places in the surround areas though, across lake Washington or in some places south of Seattle.
>>7021433
<3 sass
Crash into me and I'll take you in with huggs
>>7021561
How old are you?
>>7021563
at least you have balls to go fulltime, if we met I would be in boymode. Wanna go to Disneyland?
>>7021558
maybe...?
>>7021567
25.
>>7021554
why do you look like faye?
well I gotta go to work
laters fags
>>7021572
i dunno
>tfw u moved back home and u cant order diaps to your house
this is torture, i need to get a PO box but even if i did i wouldnt have anywhere to stash my diaps
incase anyone missed it
>>7021571
You'll be alright. If in 3 years you still don't like how you look, you can try FFS, but in the meantime, just practice with makeup and it'll work out, okay? Don't lose hope.
>>7021551
I'd pass without makeup if it wasn't for the shadow where my mustache used to be. Hopefully more laser will get rid of it
>>7021550
have them email me their resumes. the market is so nuts in the Bay Area right now we're hiring people from all over the country/world.
1-2yrs experience pays ~70-80k
Licensed with experience pays 100k+
>>7021581
Iktf shitty feel
>tfw getting comments on how long my hair is getting
uh
it's not even shoulder length just yet
i wanna be a girl why is it surprising im growing it out
>>7021584
>"just try FFS!"
That shit costs 20k you know
>>7021569
pookie im gonna need a serious answer
>>7021589
hey grace if this latest relationship doesnt end up working out can i please be your next squeeze
>>7021544
>frog
i have too many people to like pookie
how are we supposed to maintain this ;_;
>>7021584
I've already lost hope. I want to die. It would be the most moral and ethical way. Everytime I see myself I want to put a gun to my head and shoot myself.
>>7021550
we're looking for a LEED specialist if that's your thing, come on down!
All the shitposters are pookie coming to ruin the site.
I hate pookie so fucking much.
>>7021562
The official one? I guess
the one named "mtfg?"
>>7021586
Really?
Wow.... Can you like give me your mail?
[email protected]
>>7021592
If it doesn't work out I'm gonna end up pretty emotionally crushed and not wanna date again for a long while.
But I'm thinking optimistically, I'll be holding her again soon, just a week to go.
>>7021599
me on the left
>>7021582
KONGREGRATE
>>7021593
do u wanna fug frog now wtf
she likes girls :/
>>7021599
u rite
w/e tho nigga it's lit af
>>7021603
what happened to ur boyfriend lol
>>7021585
Have you tried using foundation or concealer to cover it up?
>>7021589
Old Germanic peoples (and I imagine a good lot of other cultures) considered long hair to be highly desirable and prestigious up until they were Christianized. Long hair says I take good care of myself and am healthy.
>>7021602
what's your name on skype again?
[email protected]
i'm going to sleep now. we can talk more later
Today on /mtfg/ sucked ass. First it was Edie bitching out at me this morning, then in the afternoon Pookie, Maeve and friends with their head-numbing, asinine shitposting, and now late night/early morning there's some west coast clique online that seems determined to blank me. Why do I come here?
>>7021605
ive been on there since i was like 13 lmao
its where my main communities from
i want to fug frog as a third party lover because of you
>>7021613
who knows, but why dont you shut the fuck up and leave with the other niggeress cunts. no one likes you
My boyfriend just broke up with me because he "wants to be with a real girl" and is "just thinking of the long term" at 21.
>>7021612
Alessiafova
:)
I'll contact you via gmail. G'night girl!
>>7021615
WEW
transition so u can fug frog
ezpz
>>7021605
>what happened to ur boyfriend lol
Dumped him cause he was silly and a girl I've had feelings for for a long time came back into the picture.
>>7021606
Huh, neato.
>year or so on hrt
>never been outside in girlmode
>never girlmode except in absolute private
>girlfriend convinces me to let her take me shopping
>trying on clothes
>all I can think of the entire time is how gross and unpassable I am
>but she had a good time and acted like I was cute and would occasionally feel me up if she especially liked what I was trying on, so that was good
>struggled to not be absolutely horrified by what I saw in the full body mirror in the changing room though
>looked about as hon as a 19 year old could
>get home
>me and gf hang out for a bit but the whole time I'm fighting back the urge to cry
>eventually she goes home because her dad hates me and doesn't like her to stay over too late
>lie around in my bed wishing I had the guts to kill myself
Why does life have to be so awful? Why is there no easy painless over the counter way to die? I shouldn't have to live like this, I didn't do anything to deserve being cursed to this disgusting masculine body with it's ugly gross man face and head, and it's icky receded hairline, and it's giant shoulders and huge bloated freakish orangutan arms. I never did anything to deserve to have to live this life I wish I could just buy pentobarbitol over the counter.
I hate my job lmao
makes u think
im thinkin alright
>>7021606
Well duh, that's why I pass with makeup but not without it.
Christianity has nothing against long hair, the dislike of long hair on men is fairly recent and stems from resentment of the noble classes. Long hair became a symbol of extravagance and a cavalier attitude. Of course the word cavalier comes from the the name of the long-haired noblemen of the 17th century English court.
>>7021616
But lots of people like me anon.
>>7021617
Make allof his friends hate him, get him fired.
Accuse rape
>>7021630
Same
Today was pretty hectic and there's drama over everyone shittalking each other behind their backs rn
>>7021619
i dont know if just doing it for that reason is really worth it see pookie
but what if you transition twice to carry for me
>>7021617
ouch, that's gotta hurt
morningmorningmorningmorningmorningmorning
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>7021622
I think so, point is people love long hair. Its a major bummer that men in our culture are so strongly encouraged to keep it crazy short. I really like longer shaggier hair on a man.
>>7021630
are you saying working a till at a grocery store isnt fulfilling
whelp I am gonna go get wasted
i3 and screenshots are a bitch
Kayla or if anyone wants to contact me I guess you have my skype at mudkipz911. I might get m that tomorrow and if not that i guess you can text me on my second mobile
(747) 230-6446
I also have a seattle number I got when I visited my cousin XD
>>7021628
Your gf said you were qt, nowhere in the story did you say you got clocked by a member of the public, my diagnosis is BDD.
>>7021635
about what??
Could i bully u for not replyin 2 me???
>>7021630
i dont like mine very much but i guess i can do it
i need to find a way to be my own boss
>>7021645
I'm gonna keep growing mine out for a while, not sure what I'll end up doing with it for a style but I like this
should i break up with my cis gf and start chasing fulltime?
>>7021646
Obviously not but I need the money
I'm just so fucking boredddddd
>>7021639
;_;
Alcohol feels like a good investment
>>7021594
hi. im 25 too, and been on hormones 6 months. I feel the same as you. its what brought me back to this thread just now.
im sorry you feel this way too. i dont know what to do about it. suicide is not a solution, its an out. i value life, i dont want to end it. but there is no solution. this is hell.
go rate my linux rice while I am drunk....
>>7021648
No one saw me in girlmode except my girlfriend. We were both in the changing room. I look like a fucking freak and I have no hopes of passing.
>>7021636
Huh, interesting. I thought it started with the monks tonsure tradition, I stand corrected. Still, people love long hair. Who doesn't want extravagance?
And I dunno, I wouldnt worry about it. Most ciswomen wouldnt pass on /mtfg/ without makeup.
>>7021660
hm
well ur not even answering my questions baka
i can only tease rlly im not a bully
>>7021664
youll find something better soon ^^
>>7021669
i love teasing ppl it's so much fun l-lol
am too sleepy rn tho desu
>>7021673
>Not listing Sass
I thought u were fag4me ;_;
Lol <3 luv u
>>7021654
Same desu
Or something more mentally stimulating.
>>7021670
I may have an interview to be an office assistant next week. Im going to cling to hope that it will work out and I can get a better job
>>7021664
>Alcohol feels like a good investment
Work stresses me out too much and I'm not sure I have a good release for hours of pent up stress and anxiety. Hopefully when I get a psych they can help me. I have a clonazepam prescription I'm supposed to be taking rn but benzos seem scary.
>>7021678
>2 sleepy 2 answer
zz
pookie is lazier than i am huh
also
teasing is fun
fag
>>7021683
that seems much more laidback
hope it works out for you
>>7021680
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>7021667
You might not even look that bad. Post a pic so we can give you advice.
>>7021660
>keep powering you up
>my name is pookie, and this form is known as mtftmtftmtftm god
>>7021677
Neptune is best nep :)
>Tfw you expect cute tranny and get fat Sass living in your house.
>>7021673
>Pookie is a good poster
>>7021686
I think this is why it seems like everyone in this line of work either smokes, smokes weed, or drinks.
>>7021688
I hope so too ;_;
Either way back to the grindstone
>>7021656
Mines turning into that atm :P, I need to get my bangs trimmed. I like that hairstyle a lot, but I much prefer straighter bangs because I spend too much time on /cgl/
>>7021694
She is. Pookiee is a good girl and doesn't go attacking people like Edie or some others do. Her posts make me smile ^^
Ok, too much shitposting.
I goto sleep now :3
>>7021695
i never asked you about your day pookie
;_;
>>7021698
Oh definitely. The full time workers all drink or smoke frequently. Unless you've got some god tier stress management and cool nerves it's the only way to survive.
>>7021643
I've always thought I was actually pretty and passing, now I feel so fucking ugly.
>>7021706
goodnight Sass <3
sleep well <3
>>7021613
Idk what you are talking about but I mean others can talk with others just as much as you can. A lot of West coast people happen to be talking with eachother right now, doesn't mean we are a clique trying to shut others out
I think you worry too much about it
If I wasn't going to work soon I'd talk to you more sorry :/
today I was in Woolworths and saw my monstrous back and shoulders as well as my bald spot on the crown of my head
>>7021690
Posting a picture of myself that'll be inevitably angled in one way or another that will either make me look more feminine or more masculine and will also be distorted by my shitty phone camera just so a bunch of hugboxing hons can tell me "u look good gurrrl! You oughta go full-time so you can be humiliated by people laughing at you wherever you go right up until some thug beats your brains out of your masculine man skull with a rock because you're a freakish tranny monster!" Won't help me at all.
>ywn be sheen
>>7021715
hey just because he said what he said doesnt mean you arent pretty. he sounds like a big dumb goof imo.
>>7021727
:<
hugg sheen
>>7021738
bad feel
I was going to post about something but I forgot.
>>7021740
holy hugbox, batman!
>>7021686
Try working out
>>7021723
youve been in bed all day?
for shame
ive been playing games all day so i see im the more mature person here
>>7021723
so what ur telling me
is ur ignoring me
wtf
how gay are you???
from what i know gay as fuck
like wtf???
>>7021746
I want a fumo
>>7021751
Working out is kind of the last thing on my mind after being on my feet for 10 hours and feeling all parts of my body throb with soreness.
>>7021660
I deleted my search history and this deletes my filters also
>>7021677
We should chat about rockets more often. Not many people arround who know their de Laval nozzles from their turbopumps
>>7021703
>Edie din' du nuffin
>>7021708
Oh great now you've joined in. You know what, I've got all I need from this site. I made a couple good skype friends and I got all the transition info I need. If you lot want to simply spend all day bitching about people then more power to you, I have a degree to do and a business to run. Goodnight.
>>7021724
Just because you live on the west coast doesn't mean you're in their clique. I have friends who live on the west coast but there are a sizeable bunch of people in that area who know each other and don't like me. Anyway you have my Skype you know where to find me if you want to talk.
>>7021727
Lmao they still have Woolworths in Australia? That dramatically closed down here in England.
>>7021748
how is that hugboxing
>>7021761
we don't bitch about people
you bitch about people a lot lol
>>7021759
I'll give you a fumo.
>>7021761
Huh? I didn't say that... I said that Pookiee doesn't attack people like Eddie or some others that do attack people and is therefore a good poster. Me and Edie hate each other lol
can we please stop fighting and discuss something constructive instead? like makeup or diapers or something
>>7021769
Only interested in one person right now, sorry!
>>7021775
diaps are immoral
i want to hold isla and gently rock her to sleep while reading her Great Expectations
>>7021781
diaps are just another type of underwear desu, they just happen to be much comfier than the other types
where is Kayla
>>7021777
I'm going to give her one too.
How much do I have to deadlift until I get a gf
>>7021793
I'd rather you stay away from her ty
>>7021796
how much do you deadlift
>>7021754
but
I've been socializing
so who's mature now huh???
>>7021755
I don't meant to ignore u!!!
im p gay tho
>>7021761
I just think you take this thread a little too seriously, Shakira. You shouldn't place judgement on others so quickly.
>>7021761
Hugg Shakira
Some time for sure
I still think you get too sucked into other people's angst and drama here
Sometimes it's nice to just shrug it off and not cause yourself the trouble
I hope you have a good day though
>>7021800
idk how you even view me
wtf
???
hello
pookie wtf do you even care??
Fuck it I give up I'm gonna start looking for places to buy pentobarbitol online I just really don't want to be alive. Life wasn't meant to be good for me so I'm opting out this shit isn't fair I don't want to be a gross tranny freak for decades hating myself every day until I'm lucky enough to die by chance.
>>7021808
ur my girlfriend
:333
>>7021800
Shakira being a judgemental cunt? Say it aint so! I am shocked! Truly!
Sitting in the parking lot at work and i noticed my tit are showing badly through my shirt. I'm so nervous.
>>7021799
D-dont bully me...
195 but it's for reps and only because my shitty Walmart bar can't hold anymore and also I'm just starting..
>>7021818
Walk in with your head high and your chest forward and shout "I'm a woman!" so you don't have to worry about it
>>7021815
am i??
i mean i can be desu
>>7021824
But i have visible stbble because i have to grow it out for my electrolysis session i booked next Monday. Can't be a girl with stubble
>>7021810
>suicide instead of 3rd world country commune play a drum by the ocean
>>7021818
w-why aren't you wearing your bra
>>7021829
owo
do i have a girlfriend
>>7021834
hmm?
what could she mean by this
>>7021761
>shakira spergs out and pretends to leave, but will really just post anon for a few days or a week before tripping again
>>7021833
I don't really wear bras, plus if i did it would make me look weird
>>7021822
Why is your trip Bean.
>>7021838
i'm your girlfriend
why aren't you hugging me right now wtf
Fuck dude. Why did I become a writer? What was I trying to accomplish, I don't give a shit about telling the world stories. I wanted to play music fuck. That feel when you learned how to write books because your body can't sing in the right voice....or at all.
Now I'm like an 8th grader playing piano.
>>7021800
yeah but im not even socially awkward like you are
so im already ahead in that one too
pookie absolutely btfo
>>7021846
you look like a girl who isn't wearing a bra
>>7021846
where a sports bra faggot.
Seriously lets go out and hang out.
In fact anyone who lives within 400 miles of LA I will hang out with you since I am now a neet again and have a car that gets good gas millage. If it is over 150 miles from LA though I will have to stay over.
>>7021851
sorry sometimes i forget
can we snuggle and kiss a little bit just on the cheek
>>7021843
Mercury never came back.
I can't fucking do it, I'm not going to be a disgusting tranny I can't
I just can't be this
I just want these thoughts to stop
Please how can o get this to fucking end
I will never trans
>when she texts when's the last time you were tested
How fucked am I?
>>7021865
Mercury always vanishes for a while and comes back. Always.
>>7021866
just become a girl dude
better yet become my girlfriend
>>7021861
when you take her out
make Kayla wear makeup a slutty dress and shoes
>>7021866
Sounds like you already realized you're trans but you just don't want to admit it. Would you mind explaining why?
>>7021870
i asked a question.
>>7021873
>I'm gonna buy a binder i think
stop!
>>7021882
How about just a compression bandage?
>>7021879
>I like nerds.
h-hi
Has anyone ever had a friend come out as trans that you didn't expect? Usually happens with my /k/ guy friends. It's just like, uh, really? You sure? You REALLY sure? Okay I guess gl ask me if you need any help
>>7021887
binders will fuck up your tits you retard.'
>>7021892
My brother turned out to be my sister
/shrug
>>7021879
>I am not gonna date kayla. I like nerds.
I meant force her to go fem mode and have fun
>>7021876
27
Ugly
Gross body
Mentally unstable
It is just a phase, this happened before and the thoughts went away. I just have to wait it out
I'd probably kill myself if I became trans
I don't mean to offend, I just can't be that
I'm not stable enough
>>7021892
i found out my mom was mtf when i came out
>>7021893
But they are swollen and my undershirt isn't doing shit. Oh its almost time to punch in, talk later.
>>7021894
Woah
That's actually kinda interesting
Are you younger or older than them? Who came out first?
>>7021889
we are gonna compile our own linux system from scratch and figure out how to break the silk road founder out of prison and live in our capitalist paradise
>>7021895
I took her to a gay bar once and they didn't let us in because they thought we were a straight couple then I got wasted and twisted her nipples.
>>7021893
I like that pic lots.
>>7021902
Younger than them, I came out first
>>7021880
-w-
>>7021870
i want too desu
i want to get to know you first though pookie
im sorry for flirting with mayaka if it irks you
she's just an old friend and im playing around with her
>>7021872
Sometimes I wonder if Mercury and Shakira are the same person, they are both the same bitchy black girl persona.
>>7021908
hm
hmmm
hmmmmm
ya ok
nice answer
>>7021904
>I took her to a gay bar once and they didn't let us in because they thought we were a straight couple then I got wasted and twisted her nipples
Wow
>tfw stoned and drunk listening to led zeppelin while on a riced up i3 arch install that had a hacked to hell kernel and trying to code in emacs but too drunk so you go to sublime and realize you are too drunk for that so you just start playing with a random glock 19 you found on the kitchen table.
I think I have a problem.
>>7021914
pff
im not worried
i just wanted to make sure i wouldnt get - relationship points with you
>>7021793
ive got a homu already
maybe a madoka or a kyoko to go along with it~
I want to get an iv going where I jsut have straight alcohol inserted into my veins.
>>7021865
when did mercury sperg out?
i dont recall her announcing her departure, just realizing she isn't posting.
>>7021901
wear a sports bra
>>7021893
Athletic compression tanks work fine and they don't fuck them up. Not as effective as other options but better than an undershirt and healthier.
>>7021899
What do you feel like during these phases? Like what are your exact thoughts? Before I decided to go through with things I kept thinking it came and went in phases. But it really didn't, I'd just suppress those feelings for as long as possible until something would cause me to remember them. I suspect that's what's going on here but I'd like to hear more.
>>7021930
Mercury always spergs out, she's one of the most autistic trips. Last time was whining about wanting to kill herself because of no gf or some shit, that's probably why she disappeared, to make people think she killed herself because she's an attention seeking idiot.
>>7021874
It is probably just a fetish anyway (not saying that trans is a fetish) but for me I like forced feminization and feminization in general
So it is probably just a fetish
>>7021939
Healthier than a binder I mean. Just wearing tight underclothes like a shirt or compression top won't be too bad.
>>7021940
kek. what a fucking loser.
>>7021911
Black girls ufff <3
>>7021919
IT'S CALLED NOT DRINKING ENOUGH FAGGOT
>>7021952
fuck you I am gonna drop 1mg of acid and go take my parents sport cares out for a drive.
>>7021919
just end yourself while you have the chance retard
>>7021954
Wtf don't do this
>>7021954
I envy your lifestyle, damn
>>7021939
It is hard to say, I've had a hormonal imbalance since I was 14
I have kinda hourglass body and boytits
It is probably just my hormones messing with my head
I keep telling my bf I want to be his cute girl and that he should call me a cute girl idk it is frustrating and confusing
I went on before about a year ago with it kinda
I started trying to talk more feminine
I started using make up
I started dressing more 'girlish'
I am a crossdressing gaybtw
I'm a trap whatever that means
>tfw jammed my finger at work and it wont stop hurting
Ugh I hate when stuff slips between my fingernail and my finger
it is the worst cause that shit does not go away for a while
makes
u
think
>>7021962
Sounds like a femboy
>>7021941
im into that stuff too but i dont actually want to be a girl
if you want to be a girl on top of that you still might be trans
>I will never be a real lesbian.
>>7021960
>>7021971
pooke and isla
sitting in a tree
>>7021927
I'll get you many many fumos. You should probably tell Grace to lighten up and stop being such a girl first though.
>>7021972
Yeah it is
It is just a fetish
>>7021975
hmm
im open to it.
>>7021976
>You should probably tell Grace to lighten up and stop being such a girl first though.
Is it really so wrong to be upset when your friend and the girl you love flirt?
wtf i want an ftm bf
>>7021962
Okay, yup. That's about all I needed to hear. Your body is extremely feminine as you said so clearly passing isn't an issue and neither is your age. Let's just set those aside as non issues. Next, we should review some information you just threw out there:
>You've already tried to transition
>You enjoy being seen as a woman
>You insist on your partner referring to you as female
>You have "phases" where you think you aren't trans (not trying to trick you, just a rephrasing of what you said earlier to make a point)
>You posted your feelings in a thread for male to female transexuals. Sounds like you want somebody to talk you out of staying as a dude.
Does it sound like you're:
a) A cis male who is super comfortable being a man and will be happy living his life that way
b)A transexual who is actively repressing their nature and suffering for it?
See a shrink. Try out hrt, you can be on it for like 3 months with purely mental effects. See how it makes you feel.
just pressed tilde boys
used it in a conversation
>>7021976
miss her huh?
cutie~
>>7021985
looking at ftm timelines makes me so sad
>>7021977
don't listen to some cis chaser
talk to a therapist, you sound fairly dysphoric but they will help you get your head straight
maybe get on an anti androgen to see if it helps you feel better
>>7021974
Why the fuck do you want to be a lesbian?
Fucking ciswomen are disgusting. They are trashy and they have under developed minds. I don't even know why we allow them to fucking vote. all this feminist bull shit I just get sick of them. I fucking hate cis lesbian. In fact there is only one cisgirl I like and it is my cousin and she is an autist which helped save her mind from the evils of feminism. Seriously ciswomen fucking suck and transwomen are better in every fucking way than something that doesn't die after bleeding for a week.
/mtfg/ which trip would you tongue in public?
>>7022000
isla
A really cute gay boy and I have a crush on each other, but I'm usually a transbian....
Is it gay if I have sex with him? Is it gayer if I don't? I'm inexperienced with penises >.<
>>7021998
Ever looked at /clg/? That place is disgusting. Easily the most spiteful and hate filled general on /lgbt/.
>>7022000
any non feminist sjw nerd.
hell i already did this a few times with a few trips. i am not gonna name names though.
>>7022004
>you're a girl and a cute boy wants to fuck you
DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>7022000
most
>>7022006
kayla, angie and kiwi?
>>7022000
A few...
Don't tell them tho
>>7022005
Look, I can't wait until the day of the rope so I can personally go out and slit the throats of all the sjws, feminist, socialist, commies, cis-lesbians, and libtards.
God I shouldn't be saying this but I am fucking drunk.
I am a fucking capitalist and I deserve the respect that title is accorded.
>>7021984
Its hard to keep up with who you love these days. It changes so often!
>>7021993
Its just hard to watch her do these kind of things is all. Especially when its over such harmless... fun.
>>7022000
Probably any of the ones I actually met and had a conversation with in person. Which is just Red. I need to meet more people in person desu.
>>7022016
I'm a very jealous and possessive woman. I've lost her too many times to other people to feel comfortable with your fun.
>>7022011
Nope
I am not gonna get into this on who the fuck I slept with from here.
>>7022006
;_;
>>7022022
so is kayla a top or a bottom?
>>7022023
Silly quid you can't be any of those after we take a thumb print and you have no ego.
>>7022024
i never had sex with kayla.
She would most likely suck in bed too. I only got decent at sex after I had sex with 10 people and she is still a virgin.
Also I am listening to fucking echoes by pink floyd. I should be fucking tripping balls right now.
>>7022023
*licks face*
>>7022021
>>7021987
I should probably see someone
But I'm a neet loser with no money
I'm a very strange person and I legitimately cannot tell of I want to be one or not
I told my first gf at 14 that I was bi and she said 'ew' so I didn't think about it again until I was 24, now I realize how much I love boys and lament all the years I wasted not being with cute boys.
I used to wear her clothes and feel really good in them idk, that probably means nothing.
I stopped thinking about trans last time because I did make up and hair and I took some pictures and I felt like a freak
I have a man face so bad
I really just don't know
>>7022027
so kayla roughed you up a little be eh, noice, did you take pics of her ass?
>>7022027
> I only got decent at sex after I had sex with 10 people and she is still a virgin.
Yep
Also Floyd is so old listen to some modern stuff you fucking pleb
>>7022000
grace
i have already actually, just not in public
>>7022016
it is fun
How do you cope with knowing that you will never be pregnant and have children? I've dreamed of being a mother my whole life and it's really hard knowing that I can never achieve that. I feel like there's a hole inside of me and I cry almost every day about it. I get really jealous of young mothers and pregnant women I see out and about, too, which makes me feel even worse because I know it's such an immature reaction. This is really fucking me up and I don't know how to deal with it. Help?
>>7022033
>I have a man face so bad
FFS exists, but I can appreciate that it might be too expensive. You can start buying hrt online you know. It's a bit of an investment but your boyfriend may be willing to help. See if you like the mental effects. I'm serious. Hormones helped me get my head straight. Well, straighter.
My point being that even if you can't transition socially out of passing anxiety you can certainly still take the hormones to help you function.
>people in this general would have sex with kayla
why tho
>>7022038
Am I gonna get more tongue next weekend?
>>7022035
Dude, I don't like kayla sexually.
>>7022037
I was listening to led zep and spotify put on echoes. Fucking i am at beer number 8.
I bet I can do all 24.
give me some music to listening to btw.
Something rock. I like shit like progressive metal, medical metal, symphonic metal and even some melodic dubstep.
>>7022042
Soon we will not need shitty ciswomen and we can be all the women in men's lives. Fuck ciswomen though. I can't wait until we no longer need them to reproduce and we can throw them into the fucking gas chambers.
gooodnight
>>7022042
Adoption is the only way, or a surrogate mother. It's still not the same as being pregnant. But pregnancy is only 9 months, adopt a baby and you can still cradle them in your arms, watch them grow, love them, have them love you, include yourself among mothers.
>>7022038
It'll be even more fun when...
Well I'll leave it up to your imagination for now.
>>7022042
Uh, pregnancy seems messy, painful and expensive that's how. And it's not like you get anything cool out of the deal either. Just a fresh obligation. Really the only thing that makes even consider having children would be rubbing in how much better of a parent I am in the faces of fuck up couples raising bloated balloon babies that subsist off a diet of a sugary soda and spiced carby empty calories in between Xbox One Minecraft: Story Mode sessions.
Good evening!
>When you look in the mirror
shakira makes the best editions
>watching perturbed pedro streaming mafia 3
>his gf comes on and is some pale blonde chick obviously only with him because hes a famous streamer
Sigh. I want to be someones trophy gf.
>>7022066
>she makes me wet
wtf
>tfw an off banner relic and another cloud guise dupe
I waited so long for this ;-;
>>7022068
:(
>>7022049
IGOTCHU SENPAI U SEEM LIKE MY TYPE O' GAL SRS FRFR NIKKA 100% DRINK THAT BEER FUCK YEA
Harley Poe Satan Sex and No Regrets
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSISER SUICIDE AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO LIVING TBHH
>>7022047
depends on how good you've been
>>7022056
my imagination? sure you're not the one dreaming and imagining things about it?~
>>7022077
have i upset you?
I am gonna go throw up and pretend that I am good at trolling.
Bye fags. i am not gonna post here again for a long time.
seriously, I am trolling. I am not actually racist or sexist. I just hate terfs
Since I am not gonna post here for a few months catch me on skype at mudkipz911. Oh, if you want a roomate and live in the seattle area plz send me something over skype. We can negotiate a price.
>>7022073
it's ok sheen
yr editions are fun too :)
>>7022043
Thank you for talking
I need to sleep, maybe I'll post tomorrow
>>7022054
I guess... It still sucks. It's like some kind of primal urge and I just can't get the thought out of my head. The worst part is when I have to tell people I'm barren (like if the topic comes up in conversation). Most of the time I get told that I'm so lucky because I don't have to put up with periods and all that (I'm stealth), and every time I feel crushed. I cry every day about this. Will this feeling ever go away?
>>7022059
It's okay that you feel that way and I totally get where you're coming from, but I don't agree. It doesn't make sense, but I really want to endure a pregnancy? Maybe my hormones are fucking with my perception of reality.
>>7022085
>who
I told you it happened multiple times faggot. And no you most likely don't know all three or was it four? I am too drunk ...
>>7022014
fresh from /clg/
>>7022083
sheen makes the bestest editions
>>7022092
what was it like laying kayla's tender body on the bed like?
>>7022095
you really do have shit taste
>>7022088
>Will this feeling ever go away?
Probably not, but maybe.
>>7022093
*seriously melly speaking*
I am not into cislesbians for whatever reason. I am not attracted to very many cislesbians. I am not going to date them so I don't care. Honestly, I don't need the approval of different people or need people to valid my gender. i am fine with who the fuck I am. i don't care what some bitches on the internet say. that is why I can't understand how people can get trolled online. It is over the fucking internet. Who gives a shit what people think of you.
>>7022096
I don't know. I never slept with her.
>>7022103
Oh, yeah send me a skype message. i will get on my phone. kind of drunk btw.
*sigh*
Right now everything is beautiful and ok.
>>7022077
I dont really have any other options currently unfortunately.
>>7022080
Yeah.
>>7022088
>I cry every day about this. Will this feeling ever go away?
>>7022106
*inhales yr sigh*
>>7022106
don't sigh :(
>>7022109
>Yeah.
Why, exactly?
>>7022106
don't sigh, guy
maeve is gonna choose me
>>7022080
such a silly girl
you'll get plenty
>>7022109
well who's fault is that?
>>7022093
Your welcome
Am I a girl?
>>7022119
i called dibs like 3 threads ago tho...
>>7022120
You're not the only girl that's insecure and thinks she's a burden.
>you'll get plenty
<3
Yay, I cant wait
>>7022124
Idk
Am I?
>>7022131
I used to wear that button on my work hat
Need a hug
>>7022135
Hi Grace. How are you?
bye mtfg
>>7022137
hug
>>7022137
>>7022086
I have a soft spot for trannies because I'm a huuuge narcissist, don't sweat it.
>>7022088
Maybe. I wouldn't mind having a pregnant partner to walk through all that stuff, maybe, but it still seems like a huge fucking hassle and then you're just stuck with this small little human who keeps pooping it's pants and then it becomes a pot smoking teenager who resents you until it dies unsatisfied in a retirement home waiting on it's resentful children to show up.
You're just being overemotional, this is clearly the more logical view.
>>7022140
please please please please call an ambulance
make yourself throw up
please jsut anything
>>7022139
hi there
im okay
just insecure and feeling autistic but im trying to distract myself before i say more stupid things
how about you
>>7022135
>>7022125
this love triangle is already too huge
its me maeve pookie frog mayaka carol and nim
idk if we can fit you
>>7022154
Seriously, why are you upset with me?
>>7022151
I just ate dinner, so I'm in a good mood. Sorry you feel bad :<
>>7022158
Juni <3 <3 <3 <3
>>7022164
no WE DONT HAVE ROOM
My friends are threatening to murder someone for liking me
Not sure if I should feel happy or upset by this.
>>7022095
i agree
>>7022167
they don't want him to get your preggers
>>7022157
cause you're taking me from her
r-r-right?
>>7022166
I <3 Juni and Kat thooo
fuck
fuck
fuck
oh god oh no fuck
im just
god damn
this
guh
>>7022174
I am doing that~
but I'm not sure that's what her deal is
Is it possible to still have a fulfilling life with a good job and good pay while also being trans?
I want to travel, own a nice place, start my own business, do things. It feels like trans people leave all that behind in order to transition.
people can survive overdoses though...
>>7022176
What is it boo?
>>7022185
i just powered up
she's gonnna be typing that in caps in a second
>>7022185
someone i care for dearly might disappear from life.
permanently.
>>7022188
i want to have lil baby fishrockets with u
also idk why i typed those words
>>7022149
>>7022176
>>7022184
>>7022191
I'm the anon I was just saying goodnight if you thought I was somebody else please I'm sorry
>>7022193
>i want to have lil baby fishrockets with u
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >~<
I-i have to go clock on I'm late
>>7022195
no i mean
they messaged me
but like
they already took it
i thought it was them anon posting though
gnight
i should say
my goodnights
to thsi person for the last time
>>7022199
Can you call an ambulance for them?
I hope things end up okay Isla, you are nice I like you.
I'm sorry, please be strong and hope for the best.
>>7022203
They are in Australia :/
Its someone here
this is a fucking disaster
:///
>>7022204
Nooo. ;_;
I hope things work out
>>7022203
they are in another country and i do not have their address.
I guess i said my goodbyes.
>>7022208
hugs
>>7022210
i dont want hugs
i cant even take my e
i cant swallow it zzzzz
>>7022211
Take it and sleep, if you truly can't do anything you should just sleep. Hopefully tomorrow things will turn out alright
Happy world smiling day...
>>7022214
i tried to swallow it but i just cried and spit it out
>>7022215
>tried to swallow but just cried and spat it out
you did the same thing to me...
>>7022228
don't make jokes about this.
>tfw they bully you into showing tits
I'm the victim here.
>>7022215
who would have thought Isla was capable of murdering someone, nice
>>7022228
I remember why I don't like you
>>7022231
i should post them here yes?
>>7022231
Ember a cute.
>>7022231
show me boobies
>>7022232
shut the fuck up
Thread reminder to watch Threads
https://vimeo.com/18781528
This is pretty much exactly what is happening right now, we have a week maybe two until global thermonuclear war
>>7022230
you want to talk about it champ
>>7022237
Did you like it?
who else are you going to kill?
You are one coldhearted bitch and that's awesome
>>7022239
>https://vimeo.com/18781528
neat I've already seen this one
>>7022245
I bet you're just pretending to be someones friend when in reality you hate them and laugh at how easily manipulated they are, I never knew you could be this cool
>>7022239
>we have a week maybe two until global thermonuclear war
>>7022248
:shark: :shark: :shark: :shark: :shark:
>>7022253
im not giving out any hearts.
>>7022245
thats fine but keep in mind i LITERALLY offered to comfort you
im super nice
bingo bango bongo
i'm so happy in the jungle
i refuse to go~
Is there anything at all I can do to stop a suicidal friend?
>>7022272
isla just failed at saving one so its pretty futile
>>7022273
It's the same person Isla is referring to
>>7022271
>tfw not succing Boo RN
>>7022280
you do know her.
not saying who it is
>>7022280
<3 <3 <3
elanna passed away while cooking a hot dog
>>7022284
by choking on another hot dog?
>>7022280
Idk
It's no worry now, their father called an ambulance
hi good morning mtfg
i just woke up and it's 4 am. how are you doing today?
>>7022294
I'm filtered :P
>>7022288
Coroner's report indicates severe vaginal burns
>>7022280
Why is your trip faggot 4. Weltkrieg?
>>7022272
Just talk with your friend and try to convince them that there's still a chance for things to change to the better and remind them of people who they'd hurt if they kts. Like if the person still lives at home ask who'd find the body and if they'd want this person to carry this memory forever.
>>7022298
lmao WELL TRU
i'm like blind to mtfg rn honestly
>>7022298
Relieved
>>7022294
About to go to sleep, why are you up so early?
>>7022304
Hey Franzi <3
How are you? ^=^
>>7022305
>not filtered
:D
>>7022294
it's 3 am and i should get some sleep soon because i have work tomorrow but i rly dont wanna sleep rn
i spent all day at work so i wanna just like, live and be a human
bluh being a wageslave sucks
why're you up so early what the heck edie
>>7022305
Holy moly
My filter is pretty huge
but it's not THAT liberal wow
>>7022300
I don't think that's the right way to eat hot dogs
>>7022304
im gay
dont tell anyone
>>7022305
But honestly pretty good
Eh
How are you I guess? :P
I have a headache. Can I bury my face in someone's tiny trap tits?
>>7022283
carol
its early morning yeah?
are you in class?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11379468
>>7022294
It's 1 am and I just got back from my wageslave job. Up in 6 hours to do it all over again, someone end me.
>>7022313
Mistakes were made..
>>7022309
>>7022311
of course you're not filtered :o i honestly just filter people who say mean or gossipy shit about me cause i don't wanna see it and it kinda makes me feel bad. so ya
and i went to bed at 4 pm basically. my sleeping schedule is a mess lately. i hope you sleep well tho!
>>7022312
what time did you get off work bb? ALSO HOW IS THE GUY STUFF?
>>7022315
lol i'm ok. i had this really weird dream involving my family and me smoking with my great grandma + grandmother (which i've done before tbqh) and it reminded me how much i love them and made me feel more sane.
there was also some weird dream shit in there like a theme park that was based in Hades, and an uncle i never met dying or w/e, but all in all it was good.
>>7022323
Whatever. As long as I can nuzzle it... with my face.
>>7022318
On bus
Then class
Then like 3hr break
>>7022324
i keep screaming but god isn't answering
>>7022320
How long is your commute?
>>7022320
wtf? THAT'S SOME SHIT
when do you find time to sleep or enjoy yourself? ;_;
>>7022323
>>7022324
no lol
>>7022319
Nuclear hellfire isn't going to happen
They will exhaust all other options before nukes are used
"B-BUT HABBENING"
No.
No leader wants to see the world actually come to an end. They will trade national pride and soldier's lives before the lives of everyone.
>>7022325
>what time did you get off work bb?
Got home at 10, spent 10 hours at the dang place
>ALSO HOW IS THE GUY STUFF?
He wanted to keep me in a weird friendzone for a few months apparently, and then I hung out with a girl I've had feelings for for a long time, so I told him I'd like to stay friends and see someone else. He wasn't very happy with that.
Some weird kind of friendship that has to be exclusive to each other, I guess.
>>7022320
it's not like you have manual labor work
you get to see all kinds of people, you don't find that interesting?
>>7022333
20 minutes by bicycle. My shift ended at 12:15
>>7022334
Yeah, I don't really have time for either of those things lol. The limited free time I have is taken up with my other "job", learning webdev
>>7022343
Hows Pooki??
>>7022310
I'm OK. No uni today, just waiting for my missing exam results.
Finally slept 10 hours without waking up in between too!!
How are you?
Always the same question but: hrt when?
>>7022344
I figured you had a really long commute with those hours.
I guess you switch shifts now so you gotta do the morning one?
food???
That feel when its 13 C in my room
>>7022341
~_~ you need a better job desu. or somethin. cause to be there for that long when you don't even like it is shitty.
also wtf? wtf kind of arrangement???? he just wanted to be friends who were dating orrrrrrrrrrrr?
idu exclusivity without labels lol
>>7022343
dana has this weird obsession with me and kaylee was like 'EDIE IS A CUNT THAT'S WHAT I HEARD FROM FAYE SO IT MUST BE TRU'
buncha idiots
>>7022344
well fack. are you enjoying the webdev stuff at least?
Today is a bad day but it's still better than tomorrow.
Everyday
Aaaaaa
Gotta go in a sec
Almost there >~<
>>7022347
Hey, thats good. Its always nice to get a good sleep ^^
I'm okay, my dad is coming down though which might make it harder to do much and I'll probbly be more stressed
>>7022354
no food :sob:
someone hold me and tell me im a good girl
>>7022357
have fun carol <3
ill talk to you when youre back if im there
>>7022342
I'd say the people part of the job is honestly nice, I've met some characters already, had some pretty decent conversations but idk. I work at a very busy store, and there's almost zero downtime that I'm not interacting with someone when I'm on the floor. It gets very exhausting, especially with grumpy customers.
>>7022348
Nope, my commute is short, I just got fucked on this rotation and had to work a late shift followed by a morning shift.
>>7022355
It's actually decent. I've never really done JavaScript before and a lot of the design patterns are completely new to me. Hard to wrap my head around initially but they're actually pretty cool.
>>7022355
>not liking Dana
DROPPED AND FILTERED
Srsly tho, Dana is awesome
Don't diss Dana.
She is best girl.
>>7022359
ur a very naughty girl who needs to be punished
>>7022360
lol chut up pookie!!!
>>7022363
well i'm glad then :3 so you're gonna work in IT stuff?
>>7022364
she named her bike dollface and would insult me all of the time for seemingly no reason so i filtered her. she's weird af lol
>>7022366
why :(
>>7022366
I'm serious this time I'm curious!!
>>7022356
Only easy day was yesterday
>>7022355
>~_~ you need a better job desu. or somethin. cause to be there for that long when you don't even like it is shitty.
Some days I enjoy the job but today was just one of those days. Yesterday too, I couldn't stop fucking things up and it was really embarrassing.
I dunno, I'm only working there because it was easy to get hired and I can climb up the ladder. Once I get promoted to a management position and hold it for a few months I might jump ship to a better company.
>also wtf? wtf kind of arrangement???? he just wanted to be friends who were dating orrrrrrrrrrrr?
>idu exclusivity without labels lol
Yeah.
At first he liked me enough but wanted to meet me in person
And then it turned into he needed a second date before he could commit
And then after the second date he pushed it back a few months and said we should stay friends but he considers me an emotional investment that isn't ready for romance just yet
Idk
And then he just bought me makeup out of nowhere too? I told him not to buy me anything I have my own dang job.
I dunno.
I don't need a sugar daddy nor do I want some weird greyzone exclusivity thing.
He also talked about my passing a lot and pushed me to progress even faster
He's in the closet and lives with a religious family so he wants to make sure he's not caught with a tranny yaknow
I dunno there was a bunch wrong with him that I started to see and once someone else reminded me what being loved feels like I knew who I should really be with.
>>7022366
She is p sweet to me
I <3 her
>>7022370
dun have :<
>>7022363
>grumpy customers.
but just think, you can be there sunshine of the day
>>7022371
filter test
hehe xd
>>7022375
You're filtered but I can still see that you replied. Congrats.
>>7022363
Are you doing pure Javascript or jquery?
>>7022373
how long has it been since you ate?
>>7022378
>>7022380
well since i puked
its like
been since 11 am xd
>>7022382
Have you and quid made up yet?
Have you started hrt yet?
Are you still a twerp?
>>7022379
Pure server side JavaScript. I want to learn how to make web applications.
>>7022374
I'm trying to be but it's hard ;~;
>>7022366
Someday I hope. I don't want to be bagging groceries for the rest of my life :(
>>7022325
Lol I've slept poorly this week, averaging around 2AM each night waking up at 7
>>7022385
not sure
nope
yep
>>7022387
>I'd like to be a better person but I don't know how.
Ezpz
what flaws do you have that make you feel like you have room to improve?
improve them
>>7022354
I like floofy clothes tooo
>>7022368
because daddy said so... now be a good girl for daddy.....
>>7022369
LMAO IDK basically what i said to carol. along with her being like "who /virgin/ here?" for 3 months after she lost her virginity.
dana has said a ton of awful shit about me for years even though i was relatively nice to her tc back in the day despite her massive autism.
kaylee is just an idiot who will believe anyone and anything, and she uses everyone. not my kind of person.
>>7022371
d'aw. i mean everyone has those days, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about it. :/ plus it seems like people like you at your job.
but jumping ship once you get some management experience might not be bad. or maybe you'll wanna stay after, that's always good too!
it sounds like he basically wanted to date a cis woman with a dick lol. which is frankly insulting and fucking annoying.
i hate guys like that. like he wants to date a trans woman and he cares about you but he doesn't want to deal with any of the possible repercussions of dating one.
plus you're a qt and you're a sweetheart and you obviously had chemistry with him so all that's gonna make you do is feel shitty or weird.
he can go fuck himself. i'm glad you went on a date with the qt girl. and i'm sorry that happened :/
>>7022372
well lots of ppl are nice to you cause you're a nice girl, but ppl believe anything they hear about me and hate me because of it, so es diff
>>7022386
you're a smart girl, i can see you succeedin at it. I'M ROOTING FOR U ELANNA, U SECRET LESBIAN
>>7022388
omg lol you need to go to bed then!!!! SLEEP MORE IDK HOW YOU GIRLS DO IT, i have an awful schedule but i sleep long periods so idk
>>7022386
Uh sounds interesting. Good luck with that :)
>>7022397
Idk how I got through school this week either
At least I'll sleep well tonight
hi
>>7022387
i didnt force it this time
>>7022401
It becomes common behavior ~ a addiction just like cutting.
>>7022400
lauren can we be bedmates
>>7022397
>d'aw. i mean everyone has those days, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about it. :/ plus it seems like people like you at your job.
Yeah I guess
I dunno about people liking me
It's hard to trust people 'cause we all gossip and shittalk about each other
I'm trying to cut down on that I legit feel bad about how much I do it but sometimes there's just that ONE GUY THAT DRIVES YOU UP A WALL EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IS SO NOT SELF AWARE AND yeah no I shouldn't excuse it. It opens the door for people to start doing it to others and even me.
>but jumping ship once you get some management experience might not be bad. or maybe you'll wanna stay after, that's always good too!
Eh, employee attrition is high at my store and I've heard I could get paid better and treated better elsewhere. I just want to get something good on my resume like Shift Leader while I have a really good chance at it instead of blowing it.
>it sounds like he basically wanted to date a cis woman with a dick lol. which is frankly insulting and fucking annoying.
Yeah kinda. He had spoken about being tired of ciswomen and would speak about how better I am than the ones he's dated before.
>but he doesn't want to deal with any of the possible repercussions of dating one.
See this is one of the things that kind of upset me
I fucking came out as trans and I deal with this shit every day
I want a man who's got as big a pair of balls as I do that can stand by me, not some beta who's afraid to say he loves someone.
>plus you're a qt and you're a sweetheart and you obviously had chemistry with him so all that's gonna make you do is feel shitty or weird.
Mhm, he had potential but he really started to squander it.
>he can go fuck himself. i'm glad you went on a date with the qt girl. and i'm sorry that happened :/
eh, I'm not really beat up over it. I got over it after the initial shock of the first few times he pushed things back or reminded me that we're only just friends for the next however long he feels like
>>7022386
Do you browse /wdg/ on /g/ at all?
>>7022399
i wish you the best wit everything emily ;_; you need sleep!!!! IT MAKES PEOPLE PRETTY YOU KNOW, BEAUTY SLEEP ISN'T JUST A MEME
let yourself be beautiful, take a nap and dream of cuties!
>>7022411
well gossiping is kind of human nature to a degree lol. it's better for people to talk about petty shit privately than it is to tell those ppl.
mostly cause it's just people being people and we all know it doesn't really matter even if it bugs us. it's just venting. everyone vents.
i can understand that tho, the jumping ship thing and getting something good for your resume. it would be nice for you to have a job you like more in general, so ye!
that guy just sounds like a jerk. you're completely right, any guy who dates us needs to have bigger balls than we do. ironically, a lot don't.
it's REALLY disrespectful to pull that kind of shit with you, but i mean assuming you continue dating for awhile, you'll get used to it and see the signs early so you can curb it fast.
it's just stupid cause you're a catch and he let his own insecurities get in the way of that. but w/e, his loss. there's plenty of fish in the sea.
it's just gross that he thought he could reserve you until he felt like he could man up and accept being in a relationship with you.
>>7022412
accept ur lesbian ways, elanna..
>>7022412
Honestly I didn't know about server side js. I did some front end development before but noting backend. So I have no idea what's better to learn when it comes to that :D
But as long as you like it and you see yourself getting a job with it do it!
>>7022427
Ughh but I'm not a lesbian ;o;
Or bi even
>>7022424
Nah, I haven't been to /g/ in ages
>>7022431
Node and mongodb seem super popular right now, so I'm willing to bet I could find work if I add something like that to my portfolio. Plus it's just cool, I've never done stuff like concurrency using callback functions but it's so elegant.
>>7022417
Swallowing pills works best with eating someone directly after swollowing. You need food ;___;
>>7022437
i dont have food cuz i threw it up on accident
>>7022427
We all vent but like, I feel like if we're all venting behind someone's back we should also like, tell that person "hey cut this shit out".
But this specific guy doesn't listen, we have, many times. We're just waiting on our chance to fire him. But I shouldn't know that, I'm just an associate. The managers should not be sharing these things with people below them. I am not comfortable with the idea that they could be making fun of me as well. I dunno what they'd go for, I think I'm a pretty good worker, maybe tranny jokes but then I could try and get sweet discrimination cash if I get proof of it :^)
>i can understand that tho, the jumping ship thing and getting something good for your resume. it would be nice for you to have a job you like more in general, so ye!
Yeah I just like, if I want a better job I gotta have some desirable skills and show I'm a cut above the average trash and highschooler that works these jobs. So, grind grind griiiiiiiiind.
>that guy just sounds like a jerk. you're completely right, any guy who dates us needs to have bigger balls than we do. ironically, a lot don't.
It's kinda funny when a man that talks shit about being alpha and not a cuck or whatever is more insecure than I am.
>it's REALLY disrespectful to pull that kind of shit with you, but i mean assuming you continue dating for awhile, you'll get used to it and see the signs early so you can curb it fast.
At the very least I got some experience from this and a chance to show my dedication to this new girl by dumping a dumb chaser for her~
>it's just stupid cause
His loss indeed, he can act all upset but it's not my problem he can't hold my interest and someone else is way better for me.
>it's just gross that he
"I took you on two dates and have at this point lead you on, I would like you to further improve yourself while I make no commitment to you so I can later deem you're either presentable in front of my family or keep you as my little secret"
>>7022427
Naps make me sick desu
And I don't wanna sleep I like chatting with ppl
>>7022433
I'll be able to talk with you about that stuff in depth in half a year because that's exactly what I learn this term :)
>>7022397
how does kaylee use people?
thanks btw edie
>>7022444
kaylee more like gaylee lol
when madam pompadour
was on the ballroom floor
said all the gentlemen, obviously
the madam has the cutest
personality
>>7022427
Hiiii
>>7022433
suuuureee you're not elanna....suuuuure............. neither am i.................
>>7022441
that is tru. if the problems are that big then it's good to talk about them. and i doubt they'd be talking shit about you!!! they're only doing it cause that guy is shit lol
i look forward to hearing about you grinding :^)
also i mean tbqh that guy seemed kind of like a beta. that was like the first thing i said to him when he posted here lmao!!
and you're right, it's all good for experience and you got other ppl that are more worthwhile to pursue and stuff. learning + not wasting your time are good things.
>"I took you on two dates and have at this point lead you on, I would like you to further improve yourself while I make no commitment to you so I can later deem you're either presentable in front of my family or keep you as my little secret"
LMFAO LITERALLY THOUGH!! LIKE WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
this is EXACTLY why i go off on guys immediately when they show signs of being chasery and beta assholes. they should know their place. which is in the trash.
>>7022442
;-; eMILY GO TO BED!!!
>>7022444
just look at her millions of relationships with everyone here, or more specifically her relationship with red lol
it's extremely obvious if you pay attention
>>7022451
HI CHARA HRU
>>7022452
I'am good, how are you?
>>7022452
It is obvious to me, just someone close to me has started getting involved with them and I'd like to show them that it's objectively not a good idea
>>7022457
why are you scared
>>7022458
idk
god damn this cricket won't shut up
i've been lying here for hours trying to sleep
>>7022457
Want a hug?
>>7022447
when sheen pompadour
was on the ballroom floor
said all the gentlemen, obviously
that sheen has the cutest
personality
>>7022463
Careful, she might stab you
>>7022454
i'm good! i woke up at 4 am tho so idk lmao
how was your day?
>>7022456
if your friend is stupid enough to get into a relationship with her then idk.................
like no offense to them! i just think that if you pay attention to her posts or the posts about her you'd realize that she's basically a chaser with a mop on her head and bad facial features.
i say this as someone who doesn't like her and who has had her talk shit about me tho so the jabs are biased. the rest tho, entirely logical and observable.
>>7021777
That's rare
>>7022466
im willing to take a risk
Chara should become a housewife for someone other than her current partner.
>>7022467
not relationship, not yet anyways.
do u use discord edie or just skype
>>7022452
>that is tru. if the problems are that big then it's good to talk about them. and i doubt they'd be talking shit about you!!! they're only doing it cause that guy is shit lol
Well, the assistant manager is gonna be talking to them about it at a meeting tomorrow. They talk shit about him and each other a lot and it makes me wonder who else they go for.
>i look forward to hearing about you grinding :^)
I'll give plenty of details and maybe a few pictures~
I wanna put this butt to work its so biiiig
>and you're right, it's all good for experience and you got other ppl that are more worthwhile to pursue and stuff. learning + not wasting your time are good things.
Idk I feel it's good to like, have a few dates with a guy that didn't work out so I can recognize that shit and get used to dumping people when it's clearly not gonna go anywhere instead of holding myself in some weird emotional trap because I feel bad about dumping them
>LMFAO LITERALLY THOUGH!! LIKE WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
>this is EXACTLY why i go off on guys immediately when they show signs of being chasery and beta assholes. they should know their place. which is in the trash.
Yeah no liiiike I get if there's like, an issue with your parents, but you shouldn't seem so comfortable living there if that's true, or be so tip toey a couple towns over, or tell some girl you're friendzoning her until she's better.
He was a weird fucker.
I remember one thing he said when commenting on my transition and his self improvement
"It's cool we're both gonna be getting better looking over the next few months"
And also said something about feeling like he's worth his own standards now or something
Idk
He's still fat and dresses fedoradaddy so idk what he's on about
literally
always
wears dress shoes
the man has no casual
>tfw you scream edie's name as your climax
EEDDDDDDIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>7022468
Yeah, not often I find someone that makes me feel nothing for other people but it happened~
>>7022452
Nigga it's only 8PM
>>7022467
Good, i won a OW tournament tonight.
Am i esports yet?
Omg my boobs fucking hurt. I'm not ready for another tit growth spurt
>>7021617
holy shit im sorry :/
it gets better though, feeling like garbage after someone breaks up with you is normal
>>7022480
*kisses them better*
>>7022472
i have discord. i just logged on desu.
edie#9915
>>7022474
stilllll, i don't see why anyone would make fun of you. you're a sweetie!!
mm ye you better put that ass into it bb...GET THAT PAYOUT BB
and yeah, it's definitely good! you need that experience to figure out what you don't want in someone. makes it easy to find what you do want.
without all my slutty ways and endless dates i would have never figured out what i wanted in a guy and what works for me yknow? lol
why were you even giving this cuck a chance??? he sounds gross and entitled lol
>>7022475
helloh
>>7022477
OH AHAHAHAH
WELL THEN HI BB GOOD EVENING
>>7022479
!!! THAT'S SO COOL OMG! CONGRATS CHARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you win anything cool?!
>>7022484
Hoi
Thank God weekend, school a shit
>>7022483
wew lass
>>7022480
wear a fucking sports bra
>>7022476
Ouch.
>>7022489
Ouch?
>>7022484
Not yet, it was a pre-season thing.
We just get points until the main tournaments start.
>>7022472
>taking edie's advice about someone she doesn't like
she has severe narcissistic personality disorder, and more then likely bpd
new important update
me and chara are besties now
>>7022492
are you playing in a league?
not sure how overwatch competitive is done, i have a friend who's on some sort of team
>>7022494
That's nice, you can now pretend to be cis together
>>7022485
i forgot it was friday looll. i have to work all weekend desu. rip
>>7022492
STILL!!!!! that's so awesome chara :3 GOOD FOR YOU KILLING EVERYONE. ur gonna be a mega pro!
>>7022493
hey like i said, some of my jabs are biased obviously cause i dislike her, but everything else is logical and observable by anyone.
which is why pooks was concerned in the first place lol
>>7022499
>logical and observable
sorry, I forgot the autism
>>7022498
neato
i've only ever played on competitive tf2 teams
it's kind of a meme, but i've no problem memeing competitively
>>7022493
I have bpd too, it doesn't stop someone from having clear judgements.
Also, I've heard from many other people kaylee isn't a good person, so it's not like her saying that to me is surprising.
>>7022499
I wish I had a job :c
What do you work as?
>>7022491
Seems a bit cruel.
>>7022506
Cruel that I love someone so much I stop caring about other people's advances?
>>7022507
Nice, that sounds like an easy job with a good pay :P
>>7022507
A whore*
>>7022508
Not that way, but reading the thread and just how quickly you were to jump ship.
if u make the new thread you get free srs
>>7022509
ahaha yeah it's been pretty good! i've been working like ~3 hours or so each night recently and doing like 300~400$ each time.
one night i literally wore pajamas and ate a cheeseburger and had so much fun. i love my job for what it is rn.
>>7022510
ty i really do want you to remember the little people when you become a big star ;_;
DON'T CAM, FOCUS ON UR PROFESSIONAL GAMING CAREER
I WANT TO MEET SEAGULL AND FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT AND YOU ARE MY CONNECTION
>>7022511
a camwhore
>>7022513
She was never deeply invested to begin with.
>>7022515
WE CAN 3 some with SEAGULL
>>7022518
YES PLEASE
omg he's so fucking hot hnnnnnnnnnng
>>7022513
I just met the guy, went on 2 dates a couple days later. I'm not gonna be super invested and attached to him compared to someone I've known for months.
>>7022503
no that's exactly what it does, signs of it include throwing people onto pedestals and demonizing them in rapid succession completely based on your mood. You got to learn how dangerous that is
you're even thinking you're important enough to make your friends decisions for them, like that's a good idea.
you either end up manipulating someone scared and introverted, or you end up making someone normal not like you, both outcomes are terrible.
if you do say something, at least say "I feel" rather then letting your ego make you say "they are"
>>7022515
That sounds pretty good, not something I could do unfortunately, I lack the looks and confidence :v
>>7022509
>easy
>>7022352
ikt, freezing rn
>>7022397
I'm nice?
>>7021049
Why are people feeding your mental illness? You're not women. Get over it.