/mtfg/ - Transwoman General

>>7021049
Me on the right with the fedora

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hello friends

>tfw no boys kiss you at parties

>>7021056
me in the back against the wall waiting for it to be over so I can leave

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>>7021051
>tfw stereotype

>>7021060
Same

>>7021059
greetings shannon

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Do I have a chance?

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>>7021066
not really a good picture to tell from but just go for it anyway imo

>>7021063
cashier at banana republic?
dyke

cashier at my go-to sandwich place in my office building?
gay man

bartender at my neighborhood bar?
trans man

cashier at gas station?
gay arab dude

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Hey girls, I created a discord for us to chat in. There's already a good number of us in here. Come join!

https://discord.me/owg/

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>>7021075
What are your grocery store cashiers?

>>7021063
>>7021075
>tfw worked part-time as a cashier over the summer
>tfw I'm a stereotype too
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7021076
noooo delet

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GQ isn't a meme!
Only Tranny BDD is.

>>7021059
I'm getting a reading of over 40 mega-Fonzies

>>7021078
all the Whole Foods ones are oddly straight.

Trade Joe's is always gay women.

Berkeley Bowl is always some gender queer weirdo

Safeway is always black women or black gay dudes

>>7021078
I am a cashier :/

Bi girl at Starbucks
Gay dude at movie theater
Really cool straight guy at Taco Bell
He hooks me up with free food all the time

>>7021089
angie butt poke

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>>7021093
ye

>>7021096
I already did today. E came in and I needed a shot after so long :/

>>7021095
movie theaters are always some like 40 year old queen who's managing and younger gay dudes or chubby young women working the ticket counter

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>>7021092
>tfw no whole foods job to blend with the straight fags

>>7021095
>tfw not a barista

lol within this 3min commercial break for the 49ers game, i watched:

>a pro marijuana legalization commercial paid for by Sean Parker

>a pro $0.01/ounce Soda Tax commercial

>a pro mandatory condoms in porn commercial

California is a strange and beautiful place

>>7021093
Iktf except a bit drunk. Got the white wine and some bud resin hitting a bowl about to pack one. Everyone having a good night?

>>7021104
Exactly lol

>>7021105
I wish I was but I work at target so potentially I could switch over to our Starbucks

>>7021079
Its a meme

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>>7021111
Cali is alright

>>7021092
>>7021095
How can you tell what all your cashiers are?
Do they all act stereotypical, or do you just have really good queer-dar?

>>7021115
>>7021105

>aspiring to be baristas

just get an office job and make hella $$$. trust me, keeping busy all week and pouring all your effort into a job is a great way to numb the pain of being alone

So I texted Melly and it appears she is living in some bunker out in Arizona and thinks that Hilary is going to take all her guns. She says she hopes she can mary some dude named Ross Ulbricht


When did she go batshit?

>>7021121
i have excellent queer-dar.

i've lived around queer people my entire life so i grew up being able to tell the subtleties

>>7021072
Shit, bad timing with my post, thread died. I would still like advice if anybody has any. Uh, in the fortunate case you can't tell thats my boymode.

>>7021124
>18
>not going to college because reasons
I feel like I couldn't get an office job if I tried

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>>7021125
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hillary

>>7021125
Hi melly

>>7021125
LOL. if this is true its fucking hilarious. she does way too many psychedelics and finally cracked. last time i spoke with her she showed off her sheets of LSD.

She has family out in Arizona who are just as crazy as she is about guns and Librruls so that's probably who she's with.

>>7021121
Pretty obvious for most of them also I see them a lot so I've kinda picked up on them

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>>7021064
*wave*

>>7021089
Performing? What? Can anyone spare some money to buy a pair of shoes?

All I want for Christmas is to be able to actually self harm

>>7021132
Bitch, I dropped out of college and now i'm a project manager at an architecture firm. I'll tell you what I tell everyone: Pick an industry that sounds interesting to you, get a job as an Administrative Assistant, work hard, show up on time everyday, and never be satisfied with your position and you'll get promoted and work your way up. And even if you don't get promoted, you'll have gained valuable experience from being around that industry and seeing the inner workings of it. and you move on elsewhere.

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>>7021148
how do I get a job in the first place tho?

>>7021128
>>7021137
Hmm, makes sense.

I've never actually been able to clock another trans girl irl, so I guess I either never see any, or I have terrible trans-dar.
I have clocked a few ftms though, but a lot of that was due to them being early T and still having 14-year-old boy voices

>>7021156
make sure you have business cards ready when you suck dicks
you gotta network

>>7021156
you apply? most admin assistant jobs will say 1-2yrs experience but most will hire just about anyone because the economy is doing so well right now.

>>7021082
I-I worked outside in the hot sun this summer does that make me a stereotype?
>>7021066
*gasp*
Oh em gee look at this very pretty girl over here
>>7021049
Me passed out on the floor
>>7021119
It's expensive as hell I'm moving to Alaska to live amongst the wolves
>>7021134
She already won just give it up and try to work with what uve got

>>7021148
Ehh idk man I wasn't even motivated enough to show up to class have the time that I was at college

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>>7021117
IT ISNT A MEME

>>7021145

Why do you want to self harm?

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>tfw only 28 hours next week and a few days off in a row I can spend with my bae

>>7021148
I think my probably is that I am literally satisfied with anything

>>7021167
do you want to be wealthy? like i don't get this mindset, if you don't work hard you're not going to be very successful unless you were born into wealth

>>7021160
>anon
>professional shitposter and anime critic
>call me now! Will work for hotpockets!

>>7021164
>economy is doing so well right now.
not where I live ( ._.) o well

>>7021175
what kind of idiot doesn't choose to be born into wealth though?

>>7021175
Not really I don't care about money as long as I have enough to buy gas and eat

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my boob hurts and i think that's a good thing

I'm going on a 5 days trip with my dad to redneck shitter province and I'm probably not going to be able to bath or shave should be fun

>>7021180
The same kind of idiot who would choose to be gay or trans.

>>7021183
They're growing!!

>>7021092
Can you take a picture of yourself in something you wear often? Trying to expand my style and need ideas.

>>7021181
i mean, how do you find fulfillment though? you can't go anywhere, you probably don't meet many people, you don't get respected??

i'm not trying to be mean, i'm just sincerely curious because it's a different mindset from my own.

>>7021180
i mean, i was born into a family at the very bottom end of the top 1% but my parents still taught me to work hard. i bought my own car, and support myself now.

>>7021190
i don't own a full-length mirror

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>>7021183
h-here let me massage that for you

>>7021191
I hang out with my friends and go play basketball at the park sometimes, I like to draw, chilling at coffee shops just talking to people kinda nice, I like trying new things and that's mainly what I want in life or whatever

>>7021191
Your mom bought you a fucking house dude

>>7021204
Lel

>>7021196
STRANGER DANGER
>>7021189
yay :3

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Will I be a hon

>>7021202
i like playing basketball with my friends too

i want a tiny gf so i can just demolish her 1 on 1

>>7021208
If that's you, probably not

>>7021204
Yeah, your point being?

>>7021209
It's fun to do that but also kinda sad because they just end up having a terrible time lol

>sister likes the flannel I bought

whoopee :>

>>7021208
maddie 2 but prettier and younger

>>7021194
Wait you know Melly? Were you the person she visited in August? I know she travels around the west coast a lot and had been in seattle in July but she told me of someone she saw in August. Like she said she went was driving high on weed from some place called stateline where she lost 500 dollars and was driving down us 50 at 140 then she stopped telling me once she past the state capital but was in some county called yolo. She said she was going somewhere off i-280.

Also is she rich or something because she seems to go all over the fucking country at random times. How is she irl?

this is fun

>>7021215
I guess I don't care about money because I've never really had any and yea sure if like to be successful but that's not like my goal in life

>>7021211
>>7021218
Don't know who maddie is but sick!

my trans gril gf is funemployed + running out of money so she wants to cam, any advice for either me or her?
I think it would be hot but a lot of work for her and she's worried about getting 'found out'

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>>7021220

>>7021219
We lived near each other because i grew up in SoCal. I've never met her IRL. She's not rich, her parents just throw money at her for some reason

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>>7021209
>tfw no 5'4 gf to run over in bb
>>7021215
Lmfao ur life is so much easier than others, not saying you don't have ur own struggles or belittling then I'm just saying a house is a big deal and having some one buy it for you is a stress PFF ur shoulders a lot of others will have to deal with their entire life, you not having this extra weight on you might make it easier for you to see the positives in life or focus more on how to better your situation without this massive stress nearly everyone has to deal with

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>>7021072
>>7021129
Shit, I realize theres an above average number of people begging for advice right now but I would really appreciate some general direction here. I've just been growing it out for length's sake but I doubt thats a teneable style.

Hi I'm 2.7 billion miles away

>>7021249
Good

>>7021249
And for some reason I still feel like you're too close

>>7021249
stop suffocating me

>>7021125
WHO THE FUCK IS SPREADING THE MALICIOUS RUMORS AND POSTING MY FUCKING PICTURES HERE ON /LGBT/ FOR THE LAST DAY?

Seriously I tried to tell everyone who knew me off 4chan to say I was fucking dead because I was trying to get on with my fucking life instead of spending my time bitching with fucked up trannies.

>>7021136
Funny, I am a liberal but I am just liberal about everything from drugs, guns to free speech. And no I am not living in a fucking bunker in Arizona. In fact i am trying to avoid moving to Arizona.

>>7021219
No, I didn't lose 500 dollars in lake tahoe. I put 40 bucks in a video poker machine and hit a royal flush and proceded to get wasted and gave the 500 bucks back but they gave me a free room and 8 drinks.

>>7021237
pretty much.


Well since I am here fuck it. How are you homosexuals doing?

WHY can't i be cis???????? ;-;
when do i wake up????

WHY can't pleb be my gf???????? ;-;
when do i wake up????

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Sup Faggots.

>>7021262
Lmao all those Melly rumors are fucking hilarious.

If you are like this I'd hang out with you, you sound like a total trip at parties.

>>7021285
that would be a nightmare senpai,

>>7021292
i like a nightmare every now and then

what should my severely depressed friend who looks like an ugly man with gyno and wants to die do? I think she's pretty close to snapping.

Kayla txt me and said she's done being trans again and threw away her hormones and cut her hair off. She sais she's thinking about joining the army too....oh lord lol.

>>7021281
We are all living in a simulation

T. someone who has taken way too much lsd and saw the most fucked up shit.

I think I rememeber you too btw.

>>7021285
I met like five transgirls from here. Most are cool but I am very selective on who I meet. Maybe you should try to be friends.

>>7021287
Honestly, I am a wall flower and pretty much a shut in. I pretty much do psychedelics to be spiritual. I am not one to to go to a rave and act like omg shapes. I do them maybe once every two months too. They really keep me from drinking honestly because now that I learned to handle my alcohol I can inhale that shit. When I do acid I don't have an urge to drink for the next week or two.

God, i want to smoke some weed and listen to houses of the holy both the album and the song.


Fuck I can't smoke weed because I have a job interview in phoenix in two weeks.

Fuck ....

>>7021253
>>7021256
>>7021259
I'll make like Voyager and exit the soar system

>>7021303
kayla....

....kayla....

nope, doesn't right a bell

>>7021297
detransition and live an easy life as a man?

This shouldn't exist and neither should the LGBT community

Does anyone go for the Female wear loot crate? How good is it? Are the sizes on spot?

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>>7021311
>detransition

Nope I'm fucked already

>>7021304
Melly we can go out into the desert and drop some acid and smoke some weed and get all spiritual with the earth like Jim Morrison.

We might be able to make contact with some et's with deep meditation

>>7021319
>>7021315
That's loot create, the M is a little small after you wash it, unless you want a lottttt of attention, I'd go up a size in the shirts

>>7021304
Some idiot said you had died and I was so sad.

I'm glad u alive even if you don't want to be fb friends :p

>>7021306
Take care <3

>>7021319
is that you?
Nice tiddies, anon!

>>7021315
>loot crate
"Box of cheap shit we sell for more than it should be", right?

>>7021303
no she didnt

>>7021333
>15$ for generic stuff you don't have to go out and get.
Yes, but I want some of it and I refuse to go to shop at Target, let alone Walmart.

>>7021208
You are already a hon

We are all hons.

>>7021333
Eh I say the t shirt makes it worth it
Cool shirts are like 20$ and the box is like 30$ so it's basically worth it and plus sometimes they have cool exclusive shit

even 2mg of u-4 makes your nose hurt ;=;
>>7021294
you wouldn't like this one.
>>7021304
when can i become cis then?

>>7021345
You gotta hack into the sim first

>>7021306
kek, I seen a lot of girls name themselves after roman gods. I name my OS installs off of Roman Gods. My last install was Minerva the Goddess of wisdom and my current install is Diana the goddess of the hunt. If I do pull off this plan though I will move to Seattle and I might start naming them after Greek gods because of the Olympic mountains on the other side of the sound.

>>7021324
idk I want to move to Washington and I am talking to people about doing it desu. I am seeing my cousin again this weekend. I fucking hate arizona because it is filled with too many cucksertives. Too bad seattle is filled with libtards.

>tfw ron paul state.

:_:

>>7021326
My cousin set that facebook up two years ago and I have not logged in in over a year. FFS it says I like beyonce. I kind of hate face book but if you want to add me on twitter.

https://twitter.com/Pretty_Esoteric

>>7021345
after you die in this life silly.

>>7021345
Pleb, do u still like me?

>>7021328
18 billion kilometres till I reach the heliopause. Any advice for how I can pass the time?

>>7021326
Hi sass

>>7021333
When they used to give a tshirt and a funky pop, it was like the best thing ever, some boxes are a miss, but other ones have like a book I've always wanted to read, a shirt, and a ton of other stuff for $16

>>7021220
yes

>>7021352
Yay! I'll make sass twitter and we can hillary trump fight! :)

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I live in Ontario, can I get free HRT from my college if it has a health plan that covers prescription drugs?

>>7021354
Neptune, you opress me wit your gravity. I want to be trans neptunian free orbit nd not ur moon.

:P

>>7021352
I'm named after the planet actually because I'm in love with it.
But I mean yeah the planet is named after the god so¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Works out because I also love the sea.

You should move here its really nice and pretty. You can sometimes see the Olympics from Seattle in the distance but Rainier will always dominate the skyline.

t. Olympian/Seattlite

Here's my real question though... why do girl's shirts button on the other side?

>>7021357
Post for me the McRib gif, to hold me of til tommorow!

:p

>>7021376
Because they used to have someone who dressed them and so they had if on the left so that way it was on the right for the people dressing them

>>7021369
>tfw trans neptunian object

idk I don't really want to eject you from my orbit into the Kuiper belt I already did that with a bunch of dwarf planets.

Stay here and keep me company

xd

>>7021376
so its on the side the guys familiar with when hes facing her

>>7021350
fuaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk
that's such soykaf.
>>7021352
ok! well, maybe i'll be okay eventually
>>7021353
ofc!

>>7021376
It's because it was easier to dress women when women were dressed by their handmaids or whatever the peoper term is.

>>7021360
fyi the twitter is a troll. I am only voting for trump because of gun rights. I am not really that much of a gun nut. I just think there should be no: assault weapons ban, mag limit, full auto ban, background checks, laws that ban open carry, limits on calibers, ammo background checks, laws that limit where you can take fire arms or any sort of taxes on guns period. I am a fan of true capitalist radio so I just use the account to keep up with people there and ask for twitter shout outs.

>>7021370
yeah I need to find some roomates I already have the cash for it and my cousin already lives up there already. I was last up in seattle around mid july and I was up there in November 2015. I would post it, but back in july I went to the seattle center with my cousin and took a really autistic picture with pikachu when they had a Nintendo thing in the kids museum. Oh to prove I was there in seattle yelp was having a food thing at the seattle center at the time.

>>7021384
>tfw you thougt you wre straight at one point
>tfw you fall for another tranny
>tfw you think you are a transbian
>tfw you realize you are a bislut
>tfw you need a guy and transgirl to be happy

why live pleb? why why why?

>>7021357
hope you are well.

dx

>>7021381
>Stay
I want to be treated as an equal tho

>>7021384
:3 pleb is cutie!

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>>7021378

>>7021387
>the no sass maid to button your shirt

does anyone else watch Halt and Catch Fire? finally got around to watching this week's episode and i am crying :(

i know its just a shittier mad men but i love this show

>>7021395
i remember seeing a trailer for it and thinking it looked awful
the reviews are good for it though so i'm gonna have to check it out

>>7021388
Awwww!! We can fake fight then!

>>7021389
RACH! R u still im that architecture firm?

>>7021390
Babby's first calculus.

>>7021399
this (you) entitles you to a free maeve hug
redeemable at any time

>>7021401
Are you still on skype? I messaged you

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>>7021399

>>7021401
Yeah I am gonna call in to the show and troll the fuck out of ghost to see if I can make him rage quit on air. I think I have the prefect set up.

I am gonna the be the socialistic tranny that calls in and asks if ghost will let me put a few sounding rods down his dick. I love true capitalist radio.

>>7021401
yes, i am.

>>7021398
i had the same reaction too but it grew on me. this is most likely the last season as it has some of the most pathetic ratings on TV.

>>7021394
>The Sass only know how to undress and please her Mistress.

>>7021393
Tommorrow this will be me

>>7021405
I dunno why Skype is sucky today! :(

>>7021388
yeah it's pretty neat up here
good luck figuring it all out

>>7021392
Well... Pluto tried to be equal and we all know that happened with that...
don't worry I love you and that's what counts. Maybe NASA will visit us some day.

>>7021403
Can I redeem this hug naked orrrr

Well I'm just gonna head out lol didn't mean to interrupt this friend meet up

Whats up

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>>7021399
>>7021407

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>>7021303
wtf are you talking about? I don't have anyone's number and I would never consider detransing

>>7021388
ooofff. drugs are a good reason to live.
>>7021392
nuh uh!

>>7021413
yeah I love it. I have to figure out something though. I don't want to move to fucking phoenix ffs. what part of seattle do you live in btw? My cousin lives in federal way near campus drive. Honestly it is in an okay part of federal way but most of it is shit. Tacoma kind of sucks too and smells horrible.

>>7021416
When are you gonna be my wife cunt?

>>7021418
Hi kayla, I heard you moved up to seattle. How are you doing?


>>7021419
drugs, sex and funnel cakes are reasons to live I suppose.

>>7021414
wtf
impure thoughts >///<

>>7021399
(frog post)

>>7021409
>>7021422
mercury lives near you both right? is she really dead or is that just trolling? make her come back please.

hellooo????

>>7021422
Hi melly. Sorry my heart belongs to someone else. How you been tho?

>>7021429
hi

>>7021422
wow long time no see, also no I moved into a place in south orange county by the beach, its just temporary until I finish electrolysis and my name/marker change.

>>7021408
Lol! I want to hear that!

>>7021409
Why are you so mysterious Rachel?

>>7021413
Tfw crash into you
http://youtu.be/w7ph3wWMcFQ

>>7021411
Oryx complained of the same thing, I hope it works because I have something I want to show you

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>>7021429

>>7021424
is that a yes or am i being rejected

>>7021425
(interesting conversation starter)

>>7021428
i don't know anything about her or her current life

>>7021433
i'm not that mysterious, i feel as though you all know far too much about me

>>7021431
hello????
>>7021436
hello??

>>7021419
Uh huh! Small cutie girly pleb girl

>>7021435
:( Stupid Skype!

>>7021437
i guess you can hug however you want
nothing's stopping you
.///.
>>7021443
isla u r being silly

I so don't wanna go to work tonight ;_;

>>7021437
ow???

>>7021442
Sorry, i didn't mean to intrude. We had some nice chats before and I'm like open with internet friends. Anyhow, sorry if I was rude and take care :)

>>7021425
DUDE, i MAYBE KIND OF DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE LOCKED UP EPISODES WHERE WHITE SUPREMACIST HAVE FUCKING PEPE THE FROG TATTOOED TO THEIR FUCKING BODY BECAUSE THEY THINK IT MAKES THEM HARD CORE.

>>7021428
idk where she lives now but she was kind of mean to me for no reason. I try to be nice to everyone i meet. She kind of seemed like a bitch and we used to be okay friends too. i would like to be friends with her too but maybe she got the same idea as me and decided to fuck off for a bit.

>>7021430
dats cool sis i am poly. And I have been going all over the fucking west coast.

>>7021432
kek, I went on a date with an sjw in buena park the other day. I hate sjws and she is friends with zoey quinn irl too. Her parents were cool and I thought about dating her so I could red pill her. Her parents are from Rhodesia and have tons of /k/ tier stories about living there.

I am trying to get out of my parents place for a few reasons. I worked a bit and got like four grand so I can move the fuck out. It will most likely be phoenix since I have a job offer there but maybe seattle. I gotta go do some asking around to see if I can get some room mates for that.

>>7021442
>know too much about you

You are basically the typical tranny who is into some kind of substance to escape and have a hard time keeping a job because you are emotional trainwreck because we live in a fucked up world that hates us.

have a cookie to make you feel better

/cookie

>>7021380
>>7021387

The more you know...

>>7021383

I like this theory too.

>>7021449
I don't think you're rude though?

Yes, I am working at the arch firm still. I actually got promoted and am doing really well. I don't have much of a life outside of work but it's nice to be able to put all my efforts and energy into something I am good at. Now I don't have to think about being so alone all the time

>>7021446
i want to hug you romantically

>>7021448
i just got in a group with my friends
wanna join?

>>7021442
>>7021453
okay thanks.
She was a bitch? what did she do?

>>7021453
I can't believe I moved out of my parents place before you did. For a while there I was afraid I would never move out and get a job, I guess its proof transition works.

>>7021422
i can pet 2/3 so yeah!
>>7021444
no u!

>>7021453
>Rhodesia

You mean Zimbabwe you racist twit

>>7021453
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks she's a bitch

>>7021466
You are older than me and if I move out I get cut off. I like being able to travel and buy stupid shit but for a few reasons I need to get out now.

>>7021462
i just got in my bed with no one
wanna join?

>>7021469
This.

Does anyone track their dysphoria lows? Like the days they want to just end it and tredge on as they are, then the days where they feel alive? I was just wondering because I've been in a real glut the past few days and it almost seems monthly, like I've started a period. Before anyone starts, there is a measurable male period, I was just wondering if its more noticeable once on hormones.

i want someone to hug romantically baka

>>7021480
*hugs*

>>7021479
if trannies can have periods then I have mine daily because I live on an emotional roller coaster

>>7021471
ok

>>7021479
yes, i't's about 365 days a year

>>7021482
is that even romantic???

>>7021464
She was mean to me and shit. idk why.

>>7021469
idk the name of the state at the time was Rhodesia. I am not racist in anyways and the only reason I like Rhodesia is because the state was /k/ as fuck. too bad it was also racist as fuck =//

I just want to live in a place where it is socially acceptable to have a loaded uzi in the back seat.

>>7021484
Want to meet up soon? i am gonna be moving fairly soonish I just need to figure out where.

>>7021486
>>7021484
That sounds more bipolar, perhaps you need your hormones adjusted?

>>7021488
it can be ???

>>7021492
i got 'em montored, just got that med resistant memepression.

>>7021489
desu I am kinda never wanting to meet up with anyone from here irl because bad experiences. Maybe when I am fulltime but not now.

>>7021493
do u want it to be???

>>7021464
Mercury got really pissed off af some of the users of her discord, and at the majority of mtfg for some unknown reason and that she was never ever coming back. I bet you dollars to dounts she will be back in like 3 months.

>>7021474
you want to sex already and we have barely even played any games
havent even watched any shows

this makes you the new cordelia

What happened to Korra? I miss my strong Avatar.

>>7021504
she jumped ship for femgen or something
>>7021462
that's a good way to hug
dare i say top tier..

>tfw never get any replies at west-coast USA time
Why does this one strip of land dislike me so much?

>>7021502
i just got in my grave with no one
wanna join?
>>7021499
do u???

>>7021507

I'll pay attention to you! What's up?

>>7021508
maybe???

>>7021498
I don't care kayla meet up with me.

You need to get out of the fucking house and I want to go do something that isn't drinking at some random bar.

>>7021513
maybe >w<

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>tfw want a bf to take me to pound town

>>7021521

How about a girlfriend to take you to pound town? ;)

>>7021525
eww

>>7021516
well i'm not fulltime so I don't wanna seem like I made no progress

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im cute tho

>>7021510
Just been practising makeup. Been following this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZYFaMZAz3o
>>7021521
That's somewhere in England.

>>7021506
it is but i dont wanna pookie to be jealous
wanna make a love triangle?

>>7021508
dont we need to be married to do that
i dont want to buy a ring

does this discord mean we can call and watch sum impractical jokers then btw

>>7021508
>>7021534
ok
pook do u wanna do a three-way love hug

>>7021527
i don't care lets hang out

:3c

i got a decent care now so I can pretty much go where.

>>7021534
yah prolly
we can watch w/ frog and GIGGLE
>>7021540
hi
sure

>>7021528
>ywn ktf

Trying to down this thing if cough syrup without puking but fuck its awful.
>>7021453
I am very not poly.

>>7021461
>Don't think you're rude
Oh I thought you were angry at.me because I was revealing too much of u.

>Life out of architecture work
Pretry much non existent, right?

It's just I was an architect once and I sort of miss the ebb and flow of projects drawings and deadlines and stuff.

So yeah hit me up in Skype if you ever need like tips on arch terms and such or if you want me to hook you up with some cheap but pro presentation guys or drafters... like to keep costs low and stuff. :)

>>7021530
Ahh, nice. I kinda stopped wearing makeup as often after 2 months into transitioning because I started becoming passable without it, lol.

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I want to do it. What is the best way to kill yourself? It honestly hurts to live. I look and myself and just bust into tears. My existence is misery and I don't want to be alive. Please help me.

>>7021543
i doubt you wanna be seen with me https://unsee.
cc/bagomedi/
pic is without makeup or a shave

>>7021528
Youre cute v.v

>>7021552

Have you tried transitioning yet?

>>7021517
maybe ?

>>7021557
Yes, I've been on HRT for 4 months. It honestly helps so much but even then, my face is ruined by testosterone.

>>7021501
her discord? is that the official mtfg one? she runs that?
>>7021489
mean in what way? i always hear about her being a cunt but everyone is nonspecific

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>>7021554
you are prettier than me.

>>7021422
I live in Olympia about an hour south, but I know plenty of people in Tacoma, Seattle etc.

Avoid the Tacoma aroma at all costs lol

Most the people I know live on capital hill or first hill which are pretty good but a bit expensive, they are popular areas for lgbt in particular. Capital hill is the "gay"-borhood

There are lots of good places in the surround areas though, across lake Washington or in some places south of Seattle.

>>7021433
<3 sass
Crash into me and I'll take you in with huggs

>>7021561
How old are you?

>>7021563
at least you have balls to go fulltime, if we met I would be in boymode. Wanna go to Disneyland?

>>7021558
maybe...?

>>7021567
25.

>>7021554
why do you look like faye?

well I gotta go to work
laters fags

>>7021572
i dunno

>>7021562
she thinks she is better than everyone and is really in your face about crap. basically the stereotypical strong black woman over compensating for something.

>>7021565
sounds cool. If I ever move to washington we can hang out :3c

>>7021568
I rather to go knotts

>tfw u moved back home and u cant order diaps to your house
this is torture, i need to get a PO box but even if i did i wouldnt have anywhere to stash my diaps

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>>7021571
You'll be alright. If in 3 years you still don't like how you look, you can try FFS, but in the meantime, just practice with makeup and it'll work out, okay? Don't lose hope.

>>7021551
I'd pass without makeup if it wasn't for the shadow where my mustache used to be. Hopefully more laser will get rid of it

>>7021550
have them email me their resumes. the market is so nuts in the Bay Area right now we're hiring people from all over the country/world.

1-2yrs experience pays ~70-80k
Licensed with experience pays 100k+

>>7021468
Lol shut UP! U the cutest!

>>7021479
Nope, once dysphoria starts i just like lose interest in everything.

>>7021572
>Not knowing Faye has multiple personality disorder.

>>7021565
I move in with u buymt u hide me from feds because I'm illegal immigrant. :3

>>7021581
Iktf shitty feel

>tfw getting comments on how long my hair is getting
uh
it's not even shoulder length just yet
i wanna be a girl why is it surprising im growing it out

>>7021584
>"just try FFS!"
That shit costs 20k you know

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>>7021569
pookie im gonna need a serious answer

>>7021589
hey grace if this latest relationship doesnt end up working out can i please be your next squeeze

>>7021544
>frog
i have too many people to like pookie

how are we supposed to maintain this ;_;

>>7021584
I've already lost hope. I want to die. It would be the most moral and ethical way. Everytime I see myself I want to put a gun to my head and shoot myself.

>>7021550
we're looking for a LEED specialist if that's your thing, come on down!

All the shitposters are pookie coming to ruin the site.
I hate pookie so fucking much.

>>7021562
The official one? I guess
the one named "mtfg?"

>>7021586
Really?

Wow.... Can you like give me your mail?

[email protected]

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>>7021592
If it doesn't work out I'm gonna end up pretty emotionally crushed and not wanna date again for a long while.
But I'm thinking optimistically, I'll be holding her again soon, just a week to go.

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>>7021599
me on the left

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>>7021582
KONGREGRATE
>>7021593
do u wanna fug frog now wtf
she likes girls :/
>>7021599
u rite
w/e tho nigga it's lit af
>>7021603
what happened to ur boyfriend lol

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>>7021585
Have you tried using foundation or concealer to cover it up?

>>7021589
Old Germanic peoples (and I imagine a good lot of other cultures) considered long hair to be highly desirable and prestigious up until they were Christianized. Long hair says I take good care of myself and am healthy.

>>7021602
what's your name on skype again?

[email protected]

i'm going to sleep now. we can talk more later

Today on /mtfg/ sucked ass. First it was Edie bitching out at me this morning, then in the afternoon Pookie, Maeve and friends with their head-numbing, asinine shitposting, and now late night/early morning there's some west coast clique online that seems determined to blank me. Why do I come here?

>>7021605
ive been on there since i was like 13 lmao
its where my main communities from

i want to fug frog as a third party lover because of you

>>7021613
who knows, but why dont you shut the fuck up and leave with the other niggeress cunts. no one likes you

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My boyfriend just broke up with me because he "wants to be with a real girl" and is "just thinking of the long term" at 21.

>>7021612
Alessiafova

:)

I'll contact you via gmail. G'night girl!

>>7021615
WEW
transition so u can fug frog
ezpz

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>>7021605
>what happened to ur boyfriend lol
Dumped him cause he was silly and a girl I've had feelings for for a long time came back into the picture.
>>7021606
Huh, neato.

>year or so on hrt
>never been outside in girlmode
>never girlmode except in absolute private
>girlfriend convinces me to let her take me shopping
>trying on clothes
>all I can think of the entire time is how gross and unpassable I am
>but she had a good time and acted like I was cute and would occasionally feel me up if she especially liked what I was trying on, so that was good
>struggled to not be absolutely horrified by what I saw in the full body mirror in the changing room though
>looked about as hon as a 19 year old could
>get home
>me and gf hang out for a bit but the whole time I'm fighting back the urge to cry
>eventually she goes home because her dad hates me and doesn't like her to stay over too late
>lie around in my bed wishing I had the guts to kill myself

Why does life have to be so awful? Why is there no easy painless over the counter way to die? I shouldn't have to live like this, I didn't do anything to deserve being cursed to this disgusting masculine body with it's ugly gross man face and head, and it's icky receded hairline, and it's giant shoulders and huge bloated freakish orangutan arms. I never did anything to deserve to have to live this life I wish I could just buy pentobarbitol over the counter.

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I hate my job lmao

makes u think

im thinkin alright

>>7021606
Well duh, that's why I pass with makeup but not without it.

Christianity has nothing against long hair, the dislike of long hair on men is fairly recent and stems from resentment of the noble classes. Long hair became a symbol of extravagance and a cavalier attitude. Of course the word cavalier comes from the the name of the long-haired noblemen of the 17th century English court.
>>7021616
But lots of people like me anon.

>>7021617
Make allof his friends hate him, get him fired.

Accuse rape

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>>7021630
Same
Today was pretty hectic and there's drama over everyone shittalking each other behind their backs rn

>>7021619
i dont know if just doing it for that reason is really worth it see pookie
but what if you transition twice to carry for me

>>7021617
ouch, that's gotta hurt

morningmorningmorningmorningmorningmorning
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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>>7021622
I think so, point is people love long hair. Its a major bummer that men in our culture are so strongly encouraged to keep it crazy short. I really like longer shaggier hair on a man.

>>7021630
are you saying working a till at a grocery store isnt fulfilling

whelp I am gonna go get wasted

i3 and screenshots are a bitch


Kayla or if anyone wants to contact me I guess you have my skype at mudkipz911. I might get m that tomorrow and if not that i guess you can text me on my second mobile


(747) 230-6446

I also have a seattle number I got when I visited my cousin XD

>>7021628
Your gf said you were qt, nowhere in the story did you say you got clocked by a member of the public, my diagnosis is BDD.

>>7021635
about what??
Could i bully u for not replyin 2 me???

>>7021630
i dont like mine very much but i guess i can do it

i need to find a way to be my own boss

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>>7021645
I'm gonna keep growing mine out for a while, not sure what I'll end up doing with it for a style but I like this

>>7021628
if you hate it so much at least tell your girlfriend, she proooobably doesn't wanna hurt you this way
>>7021644
do all those hearts mean you slept well

>>7021613
i thought u filtered me
>>7021641
yea it prolly isn't
I'm already mtftm
so I'm almost there
>>7021653
y-you can bully me I guess...

should i break up with my cis gf and start chasing fulltime?

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>>7021646
Obviously not but I need the money
I'm just so fucking boredddddd

>>7021639
;_;
Alcohol feels like a good investment

>>7021594
hi. im 25 too, and been on hormones 6 months. I feel the same as you. its what brought me back to this thread just now.

im sorry you feel this way too. i dont know what to do about it. suicide is not a solution, its an out. i value life, i dont want to end it. but there is no solution. this is hell.

go rate my linux rice while I am drunk....

>>7021648
No one saw me in girlmode except my girlfriend. We were both in the changing room. I look like a fucking freak and I have no hopes of passing.

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>>7021636
Huh, interesting. I thought it started with the monks tonsure tradition, I stand corrected. Still, people love long hair. Who doesn't want extravagance?

And I dunno, I wouldnt worry about it. Most ciswomen wouldnt pass on /mtfg/ without makeup.

>>7021660
hm
well ur not even answering my questions baka
i can only tease rlly im not a bully

>>7021664
youll find something better soon ^^

>>7021659
yeee
>>7021613
>disliking pookiee
>disliking maeve
>disliking mysterious others
>west coast clique (???)
You've gone off the deep end. Pookiee and Maeve and co are good posters and IDK what clique you are on about

>>7021587
I mean you know English well enough so you'd be easy to hide
Come live with me on

>>7021578
Sounds cool

>>7021669
i love teasing ppl it's so much fun l-lol
am too sleepy rn tho desu

>>7021673
>Not listing Sass
I thought u were fag4me ;_;

Lol <3 luv u

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>>7021654
Same desu
Or something more mentally stimulating.

>>7021670
I may have an interview to be an office assistant next week. Im going to cling to hope that it will work out and I can get a better job

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>>7021664
>Alcohol feels like a good investment
Work stresses me out too much and I'm not sure I have a good release for hours of pent up stress and anxiety. Hopefully when I get a psych they can help me. I have a clonazepam prescription I'm supposed to be taking rn but benzos seem scary.

>>7021678
>2 sleepy 2 answer
zz
pookie is lazier than i am huh
also
teasing is fun
fag

>>7021683
that seems much more laidback

hope it works out for you

>>7021680
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>7021667
You might not even look that bad. Post a pic so we can give you advice.

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>>7021660
>keep powering you up
>my name is pookie, and this form is known as mtftmtftmtftm god

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>>7021677
Neptune is best nep :)

>Tfw you expect cute tranny and get fat Sass living in your house.

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>>7021673
>Pookie is a good poster

>>7021687
WHAT AM I ANSWERING
>>7021691
usausausausUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

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>>7021686
I think this is why it seems like everyone in this line of work either smokes, smokes weed, or drinks.

>>7021688
I hope so too ;_;
Either way back to the grindstone

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>>7021656
Mines turning into that atm :P, I need to get my bangs trimmed. I like that hairstyle a lot, but I much prefer straighter bangs because I spend too much time on /cgl/

>>7021694
She is. Pookiee is a good girl and doesn't go attacking people like Edie or some others do. Her posts make me smile ^^

Ok, too much shitposting.

I goto sleep now :3

>>7021694
at least she isn't so hateful to people that share different views
>>7021695
its like u ignore half of my words

>>7021695
i never asked you about your day pookie
;_;

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>>7021698
Oh definitely. The full time workers all drink or smoke frequently. Unless you've got some god tier stress management and cool nerves it's the only way to survive.

>>7021643
I've always thought I was actually pretty and passing, now I feel so fucking ugly.

>>7021706
goodnight Sass <3
sleep well <3

>>7021712
i ate chicken and have been in bed since then
so GOOD
>>7021703
>~<
>>7021708
nooOO i don't mean to
I'm just silly and not smart =w=