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sad feelings edition


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Old >>7011500
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Is PiV sex pleasurable for post-op women?
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>tfw pic gave you feels and you aren't mtf

Take my uterus
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Hello
>>7012492
And my axe
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least its not bully edition
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>>7012504
*Bullis*
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>>7012505
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>>7012490
I hope so
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>>7012479
>tfw you have everything in this pic except for uterus and pregnancy
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>>7012507
Rekt
Fite me kiddo
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>>7012509
Do you like tranny poop?
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>>7012512
no!
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should i grow my bangs out our keep trimming them?
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>>7012518
*knocks u the FUCK out*
Pssh...nothin...personell.....kid....
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>>7012505
I WILL PROTECT LITTLE ISLA
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>>7012479

but i already have a lot of sex and dates and a giant belly after i eat pizza. and i have hands and feet and a skull. idgi
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>>7012520
I tried a fringe for the first time last week and it was awful. Kept getting in my eyes.
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>>7012525
wtf :sob:
>>7012527
not little...
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>>7012520
I haven't trimmed mine yet because apparently tranny bangs are a meme, but what do I know
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>>7012528
look just because you dont know what dysphoria is dont come in here throwing your dick around
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>>7012525
*teleports behind you and cuts your head off*
>>7012533
Itty bitty isla.
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>>7012527
*Sharts on u*
What now???????????????.
>>7012533
Y r u talking if ur knocked out
You are RUINING this for me
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I've run out of spiro and it will be around a week before the next shipment turns up, will I lose muh gainz? Should I up my E dose to compensate?
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>>7012514
ugh grosss
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>>7012538
AGP creeps such as Edie don't know anything about dysphoria.
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>>7012546
cut ur balls off lol [sjis]
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>>7012535
>>7012538

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>7012543
wtf ur such a bully
>>7012544
YOU CANT BULLY ME WTF
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*bullies isla*
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>>7012501
Gib peen

>>7012521
Oh.. I'll never be able to watch the Grinch without thinking of poo so GG
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>>7012557
I am not a bully! I protect you from bullies young lady!
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>>7012557
You cant control me
Your not my mom
>>7012560
*Bullies isla harder*
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>>7012520
>tfw have to trim my bangs every week to maintain them
its worth it I guess, after I trim them my boyfriend always notices that I'm cuter
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Post your eyes
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>>7012572
your eyes
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>>7012572
>tfw eyes are your worst feature
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>>7012561
Who are you and why must I gib peen
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>>7012569
bullying me by being a bully
>>7012570
stop bullying me...
>>7012572
th-this is me
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STOP BULLY ISLA
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should i start playing 2hu games
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>>7012579
>tfw eyes are your best feature
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>>7012581
no ty
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>>7012572
i hate my eyes
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>>7012582
:stop bully:
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which trips eyes would you licc
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>>7012586
I'd kill for your eyes.
>>7012585
:(
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>>7012586
Honestly fucking stop
Like honestly it's getting annoying to tell you how attractive you are.
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>>7012581
I am not a bully, I protect from bully.
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>>7012592
(:<
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>>7012591
I would lick shakira's butt
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>>7012595
wiffly waffle dogg
>>7012594
but ur bullying me....
>>7012598
im getting bullied
>>7012591
i feel like if i say id get bullied
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>>7012591
I would lick codys fenis.
S/he should post her fenis again.
I don't know how to safe from unsee.
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>>7012603
Yes.
What are you gonna do about it, nerd?
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>>7012603
I am not bully, I offered to share oreos with you, how is that bully?
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>>7012606
n-nothing
>>7012604
you don't save from unsee
also im drunk but u ruined the chance of that happening by calling it a fenis
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>>7012592
id kill for yours
grass is greener i guess :c
>>7012593
:( oh
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>>7012609
Yeah that's what I thought
Little miss feminine penis >:)
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>>7012608
its bully cos ur a bully!!!
>>7012610
i feel like youre just saying this to be nice honestly
like maybe they look okay on the internet cuz of lighting shine stuff but
they look dull
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>>7012614
I AM NO BULLY, You're being bully now little isla
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>>7012612
DIE
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tfw not a harlequin girl
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>>7012617
im not a bully but i can be one :ccc
im only a bully when i want to be a bully uuu
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>>7012618
But will you let me lick it?
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>>7012599
L-lewd!
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>>7012618
Actively trying to dw
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>>7012624
please sit on my face
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>>7012622
please don't bully, keep being tiny and sweet pls
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>>7012626
Actually I'm filling the bathtub with water get some 96% alc and a knife.
Where to cut and how to dose the alc? I don't want to puke.
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>>7012621
tfw u will never be Ijichi Takumi
>>7012629
i only bully cute people who wanna be bullied wtf
im not bullying
>>7012626
calling my penis feminine is why children in africa have aids
>>7012623
no
nasty
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Teacher thinks im taking notes but in reality im reading yaoi
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>>7012584
aw lucky anon !!!! i bet they are really nice !!
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>>7012627
One day bby
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>>7012635
this happened to me once liol
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>>7012633
Feminine benis
Feminine benis
Feminine benis
Feminine benis
Feminine benis feminine benis feminine benis feminine benis
Fuck niggers desu
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>>7012633
>no
>nasty
But why ? ;_;
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>>7012638
they're not all that great but they're my best prob... im sure yours are nice too
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>>7012643
niggers are pretty great
it's the jews you wanna watch out for
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>>7012643
Fenis is a feminine benis, nigger.
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>>7012643
k
i
l
l
y u r se f f
>>7012644
bcuz ur not someone id be okay with doing that most likely
>>7012646
wait are you the hannah that posted here but was confused about gender identity and everyone was rude to you?
cuz u have exact same eyes
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>>7012604
>implying his penis isn't a mutilated disgrace
get better tastes, bud
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>tfw manga about trannies
>HRT never comes up and it's just a spiral into depression
WHY DO THEY DO THIS
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>>7012640
True rebel
>>7012646
I do its annoying af
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reminder to regularly check your prostate for abnormalities
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>>7012653
exactly right
>>7012655
hell ya
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>>7012657
my boyfriend checks mine regularly :^)
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>>7012655
The other day I was crossing the road and the wind blew it all in my face and I couldn't see.
>>7012652
N-no
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>>7012646
I though you claimed you didn't pass?
>>7012657
And your breasts.
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>>7012647
There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>7012651
No you're thinking of shenis
Moron
>>7012652
I am dead
I'm a ghost
You can call me...
Ghostie.
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>>7012657
And balls.
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>>7012538
Lol you're talking to someone who isn't intelligent and acts more like a gay man than a woman. She has no sympathy for the unfortunate and makes fun of them
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>>7012653
I think it's cute.
>>7012652
>bcuz ur not someone id be okay with doing that most likely
What are your criteria?
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where's jared leto when i need him?
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daily reminder that if your benis is cut then it will never be feminine
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>>7012632
>>7012632
Stick it in your butt with a tampon and take a relaxing bath, stupid
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>>7012657
thanks doc
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>>7012662
>a single picture of my eyeball means I pass

Come on Shakira you're too smart for that
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>>7012659
dogi dogi dogi waffle waffle dogi
>>7012661
oh ok
also ya it happens to me
>>7012663
but thats my name
>>7012667
Emotional and physical attraction.
I'm shallow.
If you have a lot of money it helps a lot.
>>7012674
wiffly waffle dogger
>>7012669
good thing i cut it myself :^)))
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REEEE
I HATE CISSIES
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>7012572
You get one eye

>>7012635
>being a weeaboo
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>>7012662
check me bby
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>>7012668
He seems to be the American and more attractive version of Russell Brand.
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>>7012657
reminder to regularly check your feminine benis for abnormalities
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>>7012677
That was the joke lol you stupid alcoholic faggot
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>>7012663
go fuck a donkey
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>>7012679
Those shoes are disgusting.
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>>7012658
How are ya feeling?
>>7012658
I started wearing a beanie it helps keep my hair in place
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should i give my dog a waffle
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>>7012686
Not even a donkey would want to fuck me
Srsly tho why bully>>7012685
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Someone tell neppy I finished my homework
Imma go shower
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>>7012683
why is russell brand so ugly?
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>>7012680
are you a girl again?
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>>7012668
He is how I picture Jesus
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>>7012679
rawr's body looks like this
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I finally called today and I got an appointment with the gender clinic in March!!

I'm super duper happy but also scared of them not believing me or something, but oh well. Got enough time to prepare myself mentally.
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>>7012685
i know it was the joke
omg
>>7012687
dogger waffu
>>7012689
im feeling
on the tail end of my tipsiness.
i felt like i lost consciousness for a bit but i remember it all o_O
but yeah i wore a beanie sometimes but i stopped mostly
hair turns out too gross after i take i toff
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>>7012688
you are short enough to dress like that
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>>7012681
I'm checking you
Go ahead and spit that

>>7012687
This is dumb

>>7012696
No, just a dude with long hair
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>>7012697
Jesus was a brown rape baby, tho?
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>>7012693
good girl : 3
neptune is amazing
best planet
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>>7012695
british genes
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>>7012700
Wait u did
I guess...
I'M the stupid alcoholic faggot...
:(
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>>7012702
>No, just a dude with long hair
okay well let me know when you stop being retarded
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>>7012676
Your cheek looks small and soft
>>7012688
This
>>7012695
Our country is not known for it's people's good looks.
>>7012704
Tell her she can talk to me too, we have a shared interest in rocketry.
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>>7012701
I'm 5'9"
ok
not short enough for those shoes
too bulky a figure for me to wear that stuff aswell
>>7012706
nah im an alcoholic fag
a cancerous dumb cunt as well.
dw bout it
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>tfw not a sex object
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>>7012697
Jesus was black.
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>>7012572
Tfw trash eyes
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>>7012700
Opps i replied to you twice instead of replying to >>7012661
Welp
Sober up soon <3
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>>7012710
Nah I'm def the cancerous dumb cunt here
Dw about it
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>>7012673
Relaxing in the sense of ending?
Dunno if that little amount would be enough tho.
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>>7012718
>beautiful Irish vixen eyes
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>>7012654
this is really pissing me off.
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>>7012718
Your eyes are great, wut
Eyebrows on f l e e k too

>>7012717
WE
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cute person on the right
whose cute person

>>7012720
: p
im gonna have helluva hangover
gonna b fun
might drink it off not sure
>>7012721
hmm
makes u think
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>>7012718
>those eyes
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>>7012722
Relax in the sense of light some candles and read a book while the drunken tampon in your butt eventually makes it so you can't get out if the tub.
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>>7012703
Not all judeans were necessarily "brown" . If you read the Bible, it even describes king David as having red hair
>>7012708
Yeah but I don't pass. I'm not on HRT anymore for reasons and live completely like a guy
>>7012717
Memes
>>7012720
Indeed
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>tfw ywn be a spaceship with shakira and neptune
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>>7012729
>Makes u think
What did he mean by this
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>tfw not an ebony goddess like shakira
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holy fuck
why is this character so perfect
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>>7012734
u should change ur name to jupiter
>>
WE
hugboxxin now.
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>>7012732
bcuz they totally remembered his hair color 300 years afterwards
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if her boobs were smaller
she would be literally the perfect character
>>7012735
idk what coold he meen by dis???
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>>7012737
iktf
>>7012740
>the fattest gas planet
maybe...
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wtf perfection??
she reminds me of someone here but i cant put my finger on who and its driving me mad
someone posted an image and in that image she looked like her
idk who even fuck
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>>7012745
:thinking:
Let's get to the bottom of this, Cody.
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>>7012546
If you didnt have a lot of free testosterone in your blood then you should be ok. Idk about increasing E dose tho
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plz post more butt, shakira
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>>7012742
I love you anon<3
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who else /options:"since4pass";always/?
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>>7012750
how 2 get 2 bottom of mystery jar???
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>>7012707
How am I being retarded?
Men can have long hair!

>>7012728
>fleek
The cringe is strong with you

>>7012737
>ebony
>goddess
Pick one
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>>7012723
No trash eyes

>>7012728
Eyes are bad but my eyebrows are my pride.
Shame I fucked them up last night

>>7012730
They're brown and asymmetrical and ugly
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>tfw you hear you father on the phone call you a self centered cunt and he leaves the room so i cant hear the rest
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>>7012743
>300 years afterwards
>king David

No
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>>7012759
my dad did that once except let me hear the rest of the convo.
My condolences that he made you hear specifically that part.
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>>7012759
I don't get why you just don't kill him
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>>7012759
>cunt
Well atleast you're not a dick
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The amount of emotion in her eyes in this image is stunning.
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>>7012756
LSD+ Heroin seemed to work for me desu
I am now the greatest keeper of knowledge
What is it you seek?
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Trans girl general is up again!
No trips, you can discuss things you want to discuss, without being drowned out by the trip drama noise!

>>7012763
>>7012763
>>7012763
>>7012763
>>7012763
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>>7012732
Lol. You believe fairy tails.
Odds are mary was raped by a trojan when they inevitably swept through, raped and pillaged all the villages at the time.

In fear of being cast from society and having to live on the street for the rest of her days (men, married women would shun her) with no way to feed her rape baby (b/c societal norms and policies were fucked back then)
She probably constructed this grandiose lie.
As the story goes, the sky wizard child didn't look like the rest of the people there.
Its b/c he was mixed.

Or, you know... Believe somebody didn't rob his grave or some shit once the mourning died down.
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>>7012760
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating_the_Bible
jesus was a mushroom
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homosexuals are scum
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>>7012770
wow that sounds really shit-like
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>>7012758
Your eyes are good
Truly fit for a cool girl such as yourself
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>>7012769
i want to seek why im such a faggot
also why polka doesnt talk to me the way she used to
I want to feel her affection for me again, she ignores me half the time cuz she can't be bothered to talk to people because she is exhausted and it just sucks
desu
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>>7012732
The Bible was totally not revised by a white guy in England called James 1,600 years later. They weren't black or white they were brown. it's not hard to work this out, we can analyze pigment colours on Roman statues from the region.

And that's a real waste of potential if you're not on HRT. Would be a shame to see those cute cheeks get destroyed by testosterone
>>7012752
I'll have to buy more women's clothes, that last one was just boy shorts pulled up
>>7012771
The story is 100% true
t. Pope.
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>>7012758
I THINK YOUR EYES ARE WIFEY MATERIAL AND I BET SHES SUPER PROUD B/C ANYONE WOULD BE PROUD IF THEY GOT TO STARE INTO THOSE EVERY NIGHT.
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>>7012776
Sauce of this manga it looks cute as fuck.
>>
>Omg a general that doesn't appreciate us trips?!??
>I must go there and write something while wearing my trip
>That will get me attention and show how much of a badass and popular I am
>All the anons in the anon general will start to revolve around me

Could you all just freeze out juniper and valq please?
>>
>>7012783
About as true as the lack of hate they bring to Murica and people who look different
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>>7012782
You're a faggot because of genetic defects and shit
And idk whos polka it seems like she's just tired not much you can do about that
That also seemed like a rhetorical question only original questions for the heroin Oracle pls
Here are my answers to all your questions
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>>7012790
http://mangafox.me/manga/sunu_sumu_muriku_no_koibito/
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>>7012757
>not understanding jokes

>>7012758
I have brown eyes too, but darker. Wish I had yours instead of shit brown.
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>>7012758
Let me kiss you bby
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>>7012792
HA thank you for the attention
<3
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>>7012772
>>7012771
Pic related
>>7012783
But in the original Hebrew Torah, it described King David's hair as "admoni". "adom" אדום means read in Hebrew, and admoni in that context would mean red coloured/golden haired.

Also I'm kind of repressing because shit hit the fan for me IRL and I don't have a choice
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me on the right
>>7012796
ah fair enough
me being a fag makes sense
polka is
someone i share this trip ith who hasnt posted since june
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>>7012718
Fishing/10
I thought you were better
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>>7012796
will I ever be a girl?
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>>7012792
It feels so raunchy when you, a single white male, say my name.
Oobaby
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>>7012797
Thanks famerino
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>>7012806
*Red, not read
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>>7012806
NEVER EVER trust the jews
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>>7012797
>shounen ai
trigrd
>>
seriously im drunk give me attention NOW
>>
>>7012811
Pretty sure you look like a man in a dress, so it's kinda funny how you're trying to call me a "single white male".
>>
>>7012818
You are cute Isla
>>7012816
What are you even rambling about
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wtf who leaked pics of me holding hands w/ some1
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>>7012825
me on the left
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Mfw some pathetic guy paypals me $100 for a pic of butt.
Men are such sad creatures really
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>>7012817
But its the best the very best I like it more than yoai.

>>7012818
I'm a femboi and I think ur pretty since ur drunk post butt.
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>get super strong craving for diet snacks
>decide to go to the store and get some at 7 am
>i still have my makeup on from last night and i didn't shave yesterday
>only have a few hairs on my chin at this point anyways but still feel weird about it
>decide to go anyways and just tell myself it's 7 am and no one cares
>no one gives me a second look, store is practically empty anyways
>go to check out with my giant basket of snacks
>there's a woman my age literally doing the same thing
>look at the cashier lady
>she has a full mustache
>mfw

sometimes i forget that no one gives as much of a fuck as i do lmao
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>>7012824
that counts as attention
ty
>>7012822
she doesn't want her name at least username mentioned here but
hell ya thx 4 the u
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>>7012759
try thinking about other people's feelings for a change :)
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>>7012827
wtf
ur holding my hand who r u???
>>7012830
i might be a femboi idk
ive posted my butt b4
archive findable
i dont wanna take pic of butt rn
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>>7012830
>But its the best the very best I like it more than yoai.
but they're implying that transgirl loving boys is shounen ai... >>7012776 the image here itself makes the point in why it's stupid
>>
>>7012806
>Some book said his hair was red
>There has never been any red-haired people in the region for all of properly recorded history
How does that happen? Even if he was red haired how does that mean he was white? Could have been a genetic mutation.
>>7012828
when you're old and used up you will appreciate the attention
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>>7012828
Well, you are one, so...
Repaying the (You) you gave me last night
I still owe chelsea a pizza
>>7012833
Whoops
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How do you transition even though chances are you will be a hon?
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>>7012838
>ur holding my hand who r u???
a qt girl
>>7012832
edie should I call the doctor? y/n
>>
>>7012821
Psure I'm married and Dont own a dress????
>>
>>7012842
I'll just be queer though :^)
Maybe take low dose hrt instead of full on.
>>
>>7012779
But your eyes are pretty and not manly like mine ;~;

>>7012788
N-NO WAY!!!
Now she actually has beautiful eyes they're incredible

>>7012801
Mine are shit brown desu

>>7012802
WTF NO
>>
>>7012845
So a straight man who is now a "transbian".
Nice projection.
>>
>>7012846
Queer isn't a real thing its just lite mental illness
>>
>>7012842
wrong you h-haha
also
no problem she told me tha ttho so
>>7012844
prove it
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>>7012802
hah
its funny because she actually looks like Angie

>>7012828
wait I thought you were a man now?
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>>7012832
I'm jelly of that story
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>>7012816
I might buy a new wig today. What are your thoughts on loose curls/waves? The last straight one I bought didn't really suit me but the one you've seen me in does so I figured that it's beause it has more volume to hide my features hence I need something with curls or waves
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>>7012824
Jews are power hungry
also the 12 disciples were a mushroom fertility cult.
>>
>>7012852
What do you want on it?
No matter what you're getting banana peppers btw
>>
>>7012843
Go hang out in hon gen and away from this hugbox
>>
>>7012860
its for her though
not me lol
we don't live 2gether nymore
>>
>>7012832
I've seen cis w light mustashes
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>>7012850
A straight man married to something with a dick
>nice projection
You can't shitpost if you Dont know who you're yelling at.
>>7012849
Tbqfh you're both gorgeous and I'm kinda envious of how perfectly gorgeous both of you are. Like, once you're Done being a baby angsty tranny, years from now you two will make boys drool and cis girls super envious b/c they can't have something that beautiful and special b/c they're just garbage people with no redeeming qualities
>>
>>7012855
They look more natural and the africans..
in a good way
WEAVE WHEN?!!
>>
>>7012862
Oh u don't?
I was never informed
Something happen orrrr
Either way I will deliver a bushel of banana peppers to your house
(Ill put drugz in it dw senpai)
>>
>>7012843
being a hon and being passable are not mutually exclusive

it's a question of: do you trade being an average looking man for being a haggard looking woman?

if your dream is to be an anime girl, then don't bother.
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>>7012861
Im going to be a regular there soon ;~;
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>>7012841
I'm really not old or used up.
I only give men attention if they pay me

>>7012851
So is being a filthy tranny

>>7012853
But I'm not a feminist so that pic is inaccurate.
Also we are all men who are playing dressup :^)
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>>7012856
That looks comfy af. I wish i was creative enough to make my room even slightly comparable to that
>>
>>7012875
Being trans is full on mental illness
Dw you're less sick than us
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>>7012839
>not being so fujo you adopt the male role with a super femmy guy.

Honestly I get what Your saying misgendering is a shit.

>>7012838
Ah so that's the reason for the double name well your pretty but pretty as a girl I don't really see anything that could be confused as a boy.
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>>7012878
Being on 4chan is a mental illness
>>
>>7012868
So a gay man who came out as trans later in his life.

You that person who is going to start to wear hip padding? Yeah, you must be looking like a man in a dress.
Your bf is not straight.
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>>7012852
me
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>>7012869
Yeah that's the idea, it'll suit my features better
>WEAVE WHEN?!!
When I lose weight and move house
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>>7012844

for what purpose?

>>7012854

what's there to be jelly about? the store being empty, or the cashier lady with the full mustache? lmaao
i'm gonna get fat too cause of these snacks ;__;

>>7012865

she had a full grown pedro from napoleon dynamite mustache and she didn't give a single fuck lol
>>
>>7012876
i've been working on my closet that i'm hiding in atm
looks like my ex took all the christmas lights tho :/
>>
>>7012882
Yeah but what does that have to do with anything
>>
Note to everyone.
Alcohol tampons burn like hell
>>
>>7012828
Is that how you feel about your bf?
>>
lily posts the best pics
>>
>>7012873
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
>>
>>7012889
WAIT IS THAT ACTUALLY YOURS HOLY SHIT
>>
>>7012883
My girlfriend has a dick
I've only ever dated women as a male
trust me, I Dont need to waste my money on something I already have naturally
Again, I Dont own a dress.
Lastly, you clearly have no idea who I am or what I look like.

Keep baiting me, makes me feel rapey around you.
>>
Should I start wearing my hair down?

https://unsee.
cc/tirepumo/
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>>7012887
Snacks, lonely girls, hairy women...
Its like being stealth without effort. I want this
>>
>>7012891
Wutttt OMG why.
>>
>>7012890
Nothing
I'm just rambling

>>7012893
No
I should say most men are but so are women
>>
>>7012875
then why would you refer to another man as men rather than
>other men
unless you mentally consider yourself female
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>>7012870
no nothing rlly happened
i mean i just
its a me problem honestly
it
i cant explain it
>>7012880
aww thank u
its just my emotional struggle of being confused >_<
>>7012884
thats not proof wtf
>>
>tfw hot flushes
why is my e so fucking low on 6mg
>>
>>7012900
Yes.
I'm not supposed to be attracted to my little sister
So yes, do that. It looks nice
:)
It got soooo looong
>>
>>7012900

Youre cute either way desu. Need to see hair down when its dried
>>
>>7012898
lol
So a true transbian.

You should check yourself before you start to talk shit.
>>
>>7012907
I mean I know why you guys drifted apart and all but
I wouldn't even say that's a you problem
Idk everything tho so like
>>
>>7012902
I don't want to puke the alcohol out. I want an end.
>>
How do we fix the relationship between Robin amd mtfg?
>>
>>7012900
For someone who claims they don't pass you sure post a lot of pics.

Looks cute but you could do with a girlier hairstyle or longer hair at least
>>
>>7012887
>for what purpose?
My hands have been shaking my entire life and I don't know why
>>
>>7012734
>be a spaceship

>>7012693
headpat 4 u
>>
>>7012900
hair down looks boyish
but maybe I'm biased because my hair is like that
>>
>>7012907
>thats not proof wtf
it's proof that I'm cute wtf.
>>
>>7012915
>I'm shitposting
>the person I'm shitposting knows nothing about me and tries fabricating things that couldn't be farther than the truth if they'd ever met me on 4chan before.

Dude I was dating lesbros and bi girls... Even turned 2 gay before I transed. Like seriously.
Never dated a straight Cis girl in my life.
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>>7012906
I like to consider myself on both sides of male and female mentality
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>>7012894

m-me lily?

>>7012900

both look qt imho
once it gets longer tho then def down

>>7012901

you know valq, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but you could have that pretty easily lol

>>7012918

i don't think that's possible

>>7012920

you might just have shaky hands. some people gots them. i do cause i have a high resting heartbeat and an anxiety disorder lowkey
>>
>>7012918
By not bullying Robin?
>>
>>7012708
Hi I'm neptune and I like rockets
>>
why are Infectious Grooves so good mtfg?
>>
>>7012898
>being this much of a transbian

Lel
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>>7012916
no its like
i obsess over it
i have rlly bad trust issues cuz of my childhood l-lol
>>7012925
no its not wtf
>>
>>7012942
>no its not wtf
wtf
>>
>>7012927
I like to consider you a memester
>>
>>7012928
.....
:€
I like my safe bubble
Although, I do get dirty looks when I go out unshaved.
>>
>>7012918
I have no problems w old kiwi face
>>
im singing fall out boy wtf
>>7012944
it rlly isnt
>>
>>7012942
Yeah
I'm bad at that too
Is that why she moved out tho
She probably feels guilty too
Does it change your future living plans or anything tho
>>
>>7012930
Did you know that Musk's new Raptor engine is planned to be a staged-combustion cycle? So now I'm wondering why didn't they just buy some RD-170s off the Russians seeing as it's quite a difficult thermodynamic cycle to pull off and the Russians already perfected it 40 years ago,
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>>7012951
>it rlly isnt
Are you saying I'm not cute?
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>>7012951
>fall out boy
E D G Y

jk they can be p good
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>>7012945
I never meme
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>>7012954
Are you the one also playing w edfs?
>>
so /mtfg/, tell me things you like about life
>>
>>7012897
no way sorry i'll post pic tho : 3
>>7012923
:D!
>>7012928
that's you, beautiful
>>7012954
wew :)
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god I hate being the centre of attention
27 isn't even a milestone
>>
>>7012966
You're pretty
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>>7012946

if it makes you feel any better women glare me tf down every time i leave my house with my makeup done lmao

>>7012965

o-o-o-oh g-g-g-g-gosh ._________.;;;;
w-w-w-w-w-wow, t-t-t-t-thanks j-j-j-j-juniper
>>
>>7012961
Yeah. Not going very far though because I blew most of the budget on wigs and makeup
>>
>>7012912
.. >\\\\<

>>7012913
I'll try take one with dry hair but it's so thick it's just everywhere.
I need it styled

>>7012919
Yah I really need to do something with it. Rn it's just grown out from a fuck boy short back and sides

And I don't pass but I'm p ok with how I look anyway

>>7012924
That's why I always have it up I think the same

>>7012928
I'll get it all done proper in a couple months and leave it down all the time lol
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>>7012963
Sleep
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>>7012960
you do nothing but meme
>>
>>7012972
Size and what were you putting in?
>>
>>7012956
no im saying that isnt proof
>>7012953
not much
i dont have plans anymore i mean
i wanna
im looking into it
but im afraid
lol
>>7012958
im singing on my simple plan playlist l-lol
>>
>>7012963
I like dinotrucks cuz i'm a boy i guess
>>7012971
;3
>>
>>7012978
I already said the plan was 400 mm
What am I putting in? What do you mean?
>>
I have the day off.
I need to do something. I am so bored. I think I'm gonna drink or do dph idk yet, and I'll just waste the day away.
>>
>>7012981
Do you still plan on UK? What's the impediment?
>>
>>7012971
That's b/c they're a bunch of basic no skill having bitches.
Usually white "country" guys with children give me angry stares when I'm unkempt.
>TFW boymode now makes the general public give me as much anxiety as girl mode did 2 years ago
>>
>>7012954
Yeah I remember reading about that
A lot of people were critical of them for insisting on reinventing the wheel
Musk claims to want entirely original designs for everything with spaceX so I dunno
There may be value to another non-russian company making rocket engines some day, but spaceX seems to be taking that opportunity and fucking it up.
>>
last time i sang to someone it
was a while ago...
now im getting sad wew
>>
>>7012973
GO GET IT STYYYLEDDD & cut
>>
>>7012986
i need a roommate
i might be able to get one
its just
is it worth moving there if
well i won't be in a friend group kinda sorta
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>>7012976
Why do you think I'm always memeing?
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I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
>>
>>7012991
You won't want to be in a friend group?
I've said before if you can do it do it but what do you mean?
>>
>>7012991
t. Popular HS girl with rich parents moving for work.

You live on 4chin anyway
>>
>>7012971
I remember first time I had a cis woman stare down what I was wearing. It was a sales clerk lady in a posh store. I always worry about my uggo face, but I was clad in black and looking chic. Women can be very competitive, kek
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so i'm gonna see pic related on friday and i might go to his art show thing but idk if i will yet. regardless i'm fucking him on friday.
what should i do to prepare? do you think i should like wear sexy lingerie or should i just wear a normal outfit being very like 'i just wanted to be comfy, and your dick inside me is the most comf'?
i'm kinda nervous. i kind of started ditching him and stopped hanging out with im when i met faye in march so it's been awhile lol

>>7012987

where do you live again? i feel like you moved somewhere with lots of white country boys ~_~

>>7013001

women are fucking cunts lol
the only time i've ever been verbally harassed for being trans was when a cis girl attacked me at a bar because i was with a guy she liked
>>
>>7012891
Update: I'm bleeding out of my ass feeling a lil bit dizzy.
>>
>>7012993
btw when do you think max is going to transition and marry frank?
>>
>>7012983
What are going to put edf in? Size, weight
>>
>>7013006
Where do you find all these gay men?
>>
>>7013006
wait this is a different guy from your boyfriend?
>>
>>7012997
well the friend grou
is difficult
>>7012999
>popular
>rich parents
we literally cannot afford to continue living where we are
>>>>rich
can't afford my medications either so i have to stop some of my arthritis treatment
>>
>>7013007
Btw third alcpon is inside.
>>
>remember this guy that i used to go together to the gym with
>Seen each other naked in the shower a lot of times
>Always felt this awkward sexual tension even though both of us were "straight"
>Meet him a few months back
>Hes become massive
>Thankfully taller than me even tho im 6'2"
>Feels really weird to look up at someone
>thinking i might want to fugg him after i transition
>>
>>7013014
Explain? Or dont i mean
Or pm or something if it's awkward idk
>>
>>7013014
no.
I was i.implying what you said was like reading a line from an after school special.
>>7013006
Fargo, ND... Technically I live in Moorhead, MN but everyone knows Fargo.
Its the 5th most liberal city in the US under denver
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>>7013008
Who knows but that's my dream
>>
i have come here to not pass and chew bubblegum

and im all out of bubblegum
>>
>>7013007
that really can't be healthy, anon.

i mean, ass-bleeding is pretty fun but dangerous so go to a doctor.
>>
It fucking hurts entertain me.
>>
>>7012930
I did my homework!
>>
>>7013022
oh
>>7013021
i cant explain rlly
its difficult and im not v good at it
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>>7013010

i met him on tinder like a year and a half ago and then we went on a really great first date and he fucked my brains out in the most aggressive fashion known to man

>>7013012

yes
but the guy i'm going on dates with isn't my bf yet so it's all fair game until i get a solid label desu

>>7013022

oh
well then wtf lol stop bein a pussy!!
>>
>>7013027
Alc should go into wounds faster right?
>>
>>7013020
i remember my sexy gym bro. He said I'd be the best tranny ever at a party once. Also I've kissed him and we used to go to the gym and hang out like every day. wow i fucking miss him.
>>
>>7013026
Time to start passing then
Also is rpiper dead?
>>
When I was here as a chaser i liked edies posts just because she was talking.


As a transgirl shes the most obnoxious agp loser I've ever met. Ive filtered her.
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>>7013033
>the guy i'm going on dates with isn't my bf yet so it's all fair game until i get a solid label
you are a horrible person
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>>7013034
Into the body - through wounds
Excuse my gramna
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dude first full day back on e
i forgot if i took my pills
i think im retarded ;w;
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>>7013033
But its not that.
Its constant efforts I Dont want to maintain.
Mainly daily shaving my half-electrod face and I can't afford electro after moving atm
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>>7012501
Hahaha

And my bow
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>>7012984
Talk to me!
>>7012988
My Bulgarian mate who worked in Soviet manufacturing once told me that making everything yourself from scratch is a waste of time and resources, just buy it if it already exists. The Merlin 1D fair enough it was a slight improvement on old designs but this Raptor it's not any better than the RD-170 and uses worse fuel (methane). Also there is quite a market for mid-sized rocket engines but pretty much none for superheavy-tier ones. The RD-170 for instance has been laying gathering dust since the Energia programme got cancelled in the 80s.
>>7013009
It's for a multirotor, uh idk I haven't finalized anything but ballpark maybe around 350 lb AUW. It's not for drugs I swear.
>>7013023
Who is this semen demon?
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>>7013044
Ooh nice gz to the skittles.
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>>7013033
>>7013046
B/c my hair has blonde/translucent roots... It just contours my jawline to look bigger without actually seeing the stubble. Lol.
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>>7013041

i am not!! imagine i go out with this other guy for weeks or months and he still doesn't want to call me his gf.
and then i'd have missed out on tons of other opportunities to hangout with other guys who are good in bed and might actually want what i want.
missing those opportunities, now that would not be good. i'm the most committed bitch on earth but if there's no label there's no commitment.
plus this guy i'm seeing on friday literally bruised my taint and he's the best sex of my life.
like he seriously fucks me in the air, against the wall, slams into me nonstop while i'm on my back, while i ride him, bent over the counter...etc
he leaves bruises all over my body like i need dat

>>7013046
>>7013051

why not just wear really light makeup? do you have a good ~female voice~?
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>>7013050
my mom basically said i didn't deserve to suffer and idk how she got the money like no fucking clue but
im really thankful i think
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>>7013033
So he's gay
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>>7013044
nice dude :P
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>>7013059
I really think I might actually be stupid
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>>7013054
you are a whore
you dont need a label, its implied that you are dating if you are seeing him as much as you are
you just want to get fucked by some other guy and you're trying to justify it
>>
>>7013051
I think you're qt from what I've seen, try makeup + a new hairstyle. Try dyeing it as well.
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>>7013060
it's ok. everybody is stupid in one way or another
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>>7013044
I need more pills soon D:
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>>7013048
You don't use edf in multirotors
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>>7012599
The Colombian singer or our Jamaican trip?
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>>7013058

i mean he identifies as straight and has only fucked cis women and....me.
but if you want to shitpost about me being a man and him being gay for fucking me then i guess he's bi lol

>>7013061

it's not implied at all lol
he says he really likes me and stuff but he also told me that he has no idea what he wants right now, and i only see him once or twice a week.
all that tells me that he may end up just wanting to fuck me and hangout in his free time and that's it. which is totally fine.
but i'm not gonna be exclusive without that label.
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>>7013068
literally both
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>>7013070
>straight
>fucks a tranny
Pick one
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>>7013074

k so he's bi
i'm sorry but i really don't care what a guy identifies as lol
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>>7013063
ugh
well anyways i can't drink as much as i did tonight anymore ;w;
>>7013066
It will take a while x.x
>>
wanting to be a girl is gay
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>>7013080
Damn, I need to get the stuff quickly. I got less than a month of spiro left and almost two months of E left
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>>7013070
say whatever you want, you know its wrong
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>>7013054
you're that desperate for sex all of the time?
you can see how that makes you look right? Enjoy the pump and dumps whilst you still have your looks.
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>>7013080
>Not drinking heavily on estrogen
Smh desu
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>>7013088

it isn't! if you're not exclusively dating someone you're not expected to.....exclusively date them. i feel like this is ridiculously obvious.

>>7013094

i'm sorry but when i'm old and ugly i'd much rather look back on all of the relationships i had and the men i fucked and the great times i had in my youth.
i don't want to be the tranny that wastes months or years of her life dating another tripfag online, never meeting them and never fucking them.
and i don't want to be the tranny that is so insecure that she doesn't have a bunch of fun sexual experiences like everyone else her age.
ya'll can do whatever you want tho. i've had so much fun in my 20s so far and i regret nothing lol
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>>7013094
She'll get her stds soon just like her friends
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>>7013086
good luck emily!!!
>>7013100
I feel sick
I think im gonna throw up
bweh
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Tfw have to leave the house before hair is fully dried
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>>7013054
I ONLY girl voice public.
makeup other than eyes is effffort
>>7013062
Pfflolok.
It is dyed auburn. I'm normally strawberry blonde
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>>7013109
if only there was some kind of, device
that could dry your hair for you
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>>7013106
I shouldn't have to say this, but remember to take other people's feelings into account.

Of all the groups of people I've ever interacted with, trannies are, by FAR, the most selfish.
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>>7013108
Use alcohol tampons instead.
Anecdotally speaking it looks like they're not killing anyone.
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>>7013108
Drink past it
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>>7013116
i don't think i plan on ever doing that
>>7013117
but i need to save my drinks :(
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>>7013107

4chan trolls have been telling me "JUST WAIT, IN 5 YEARS YOU'LL BE USED UP AND WORTHLESS U WHORE" for like 8 years lmao
meanwhile all i've done is get wealthier and better looking while ya'll have stayed bitter, lonely, and ugly.
cause let's be honest, only bitter, lonely, ugly bitches get all up in their feelings about a single girl having sex with guys lmao

>>7013111

all you have to do is rub some sheer foundation into your skin and use a liquid blush, some chapstick, and bam done lol

>>7013115

i definitely do!! like i said, i'm extremely committed to someone once we have decided to do that.
if i ever feel like straying then i just end the relationship because i don't want to hurt them, and cheating is a fucking awful thing to do.
cause if i ever actually feel like having sex with anyone else but then, i'm not really that happy with them, and that's just gonna ruin the relationship anyways so ya
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>>7013121
Go to the dollar store and get some dxm
A first plateau dose is basically like getting drunk for a dollar
Its safer than PCP and you do that
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>>7013126
In 5 years your chromosomes will still be the same
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>>7013126
Typical cunt who had no idea about the world. Technically you're not wealthy. At all because anyone here can jerk off on a cam and make money.

Nice assumption that you think anyone who calls you out is lonely, bitter and ugly. You're so wooden
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>>7013106

how do u get guys that want to fuck you and treat you like a girl?

How come they're not all "i want to suck you off and be fucked by you" and huge fucking creeps who treat you like a fucked up sex toy?
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>>7013129
don't say stupid shit like that

cough syrups have all sorts of nasty shit like guaifenesin that's meant to induce vomitting or diarreah in high doses
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>>7013129
I only did pcp like once recently...
also that sounds like a horrid idea
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>>7013126
There's going to be a time in your life when you'll start feeling nothing but regret and shame. You'll notice that the past doesn't really amount to anything and memories of having fun aren't fun. Or such a time won't come, in which case I'm very sorry for you.
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>>7013139
You can get it without guafinisen you moron
I know for a fact the pills you get at dollar tree are pure dxm
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>>7013141
Why is everyone here a filthy junkie whore?
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>>7013141
Dxm is the nectar of the gods
At low doeses you're drunk
Moderate doses you're tripping
high doses you're fucking god
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>>7013144
then fucking mention it before some retard reads your post and shits out their intestines
think before type
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>>7013141
>PCP
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>>7013148
Don't forget lying neets too
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>>7013143

This is some full on Christian "Your life of sin will catch up to you!!!" bollocks

but this is the real world. not a fairy tale book.
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>>7013153
>Go to the dollar store
>Dollar store dxm is pure dxm
I thought before I typed.
Did you?
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>>7013067
I'm an artist, I believe in breaking taboos
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While I was drunk I confessed that I was in love with the sky.
I should my mic's audio drunk.
>>7013148
not sure.
>>7013154
im sorry im a mistake...
>>7013152
idunno.
i wanna stop drugs though
i haven't taken any in a lil bit
im not counting
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>>7013133

i really don't care lol
i accepted the fact that i'm a tranny years ago. i've made peace with that. sry

>>7013134

wealthier is not the same thing as wealthy. thx tho for the life lessons, you're definitely proving that you're not a bitter troll

>>7013135

heavy screening, basically. i totally have met guys who are like that, as has prob every trans woman who dates men.
you can start to tell if they're like that realllly quickly after awhile though and you just move on to the next guy.
the guys i date tend to just be like ....... regular attractive cis guys who are open to trans women, but want to treat them like a cis girl.
basically JUST open-minded enough to not be creeps.

>>7013143

if i never feel regret or shame for enjoying my 20s like literally every other person i know i won't feel sorry about that lol
i still need to get my degree, i need to buy a house, i need a car that i like and a career that i love.
and everything else anyone should have before they become a nun and enter monogamy. i'm not there yet, and neither are most of ya'll, so settle down and enjoy your youth while you have it
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>>7013163
good
practice until it becomes natural
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>>7013143
How old is Edie? if she's been whoring for 8 years she's gotta be pretty crusty by now.
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>>7013170
Alcohol is technically a drug
Worse than most illegal drugs too
Jussayin bro
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>>7013174

i'm 25 and i've been a camgirl since i was like ~21. you don't really get crusty masturbating. if that were the case who knows where you'd be.
although you look like 50 cent, so you would know all about being a crusty masculine mess. are you my future?
>>
>>7013174
ily shak
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>>7013172

ah shit the last guy I dated totally ruined my trust in men. I dunno if I can stomach a numbers game.

does it take many guys to get some good sex?
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>>7013172
You're a whore and a disgrace to society
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>>7013177
:(
>>
i just switched from estrogen injections to progynova since all the indian pharmas have stopped shipping to my country. ever since i made the switch ive had constant fatigue, ive had no motivation to do anything. could it be due to low E or am i just depressed ?? i will hopefully get a blood test soon, idk why its so hard to take a blood test where i live
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>>7013180
edie if i tipped you would you read this on chaturbate
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I miss my friend that I made here, she is on the other side of the world and we never talk anymore but we used to be inseperable even though we never met irl and we probably never will meet irl
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>>7013173
I usually spend at least an hour before coming up with a post before I make it. Then I spend another half hour cross-examining every post, as well as spellchecking it.
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>>7013184
Everything is fine in moderation
Rember that kiddo
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>>7013180
So you're nearing the end of your shelf-life. You're competing with 18 year olds, sure golddigging and sleeping around is fun when you're young and attractive but get too absorbed in it like you have and suddenly you'll realize that you're worthless once you hit the wall in a few years
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>>7013186
this
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>>7013185
could be low E
do you take them 2 times a day?
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>>7013198
noo im on 6mg E and 200mg spiro, i take one spiro in the morning+the 6mg E and then another spiro at night
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>>7013170
That's a new low Isla.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch
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>>7013198
Am I fucked if I've run out of spiro for a week? Will I lose gains? I'm scared.
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>>7013182

i've totalllllllly been there, trust me. you just gotta work through that tho :c meeting good guys helps.
good sex isn't all that hard to find in my experience anyways. like all the guys i've ever dated got off on getting me off.
so they just tried really hard to fuck me just how i like cause it would make them feel more ~masculine~ to satisfy me. guys are good that way.

>>7013183

i didn't know this was the 1950s lmao
you do know that if we lived in the age of the puritans all of us trannies would be murdered or ostracized anyways, right? stop being a prude

>>7013185

it prob is low E, ya
injections are hella potent.

>>7013186

lmao!! yes i would. i'd prob just be laughing the whole time tho.

>>7013195

lol my friend kelly pierce is almost 10 years older than me and makes like 1000+ dollars a day on cam. not to mention i'm going to become a botanist and leave camming in general soon.
you don't have a shelf-life if you're not ugly, and you especially don't have one in the world of camming.
because men of all ages find women of all ages attractive and will pay them for their time. there's literal grandmothers camming making money.
you should stick to talking about things you know something about. like lifting weights, and loneliness due to being so ugly that no one wants you.
>>
>>7013205
>botanist
lol
>>
>>7013180
She doesn't look anything like 50 cent, she has a bigger butt and better lips than you actually
>>
>>7013193
maybe it is, not sure
>>7013201
small dose.
not like i did it with people either..
im not that insane
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>>7013203

You'll be fine, it takes a few weeks for it all to leave your system anyway.

You might get some side effects like a migraine or something but it shouldn't affect you too much.
>>
Can both parties try to be the bigger person and not insult the other
thanks for the solid
>>
why is the 50's always the go-to decade for traditionalism?
trannies are still lynched today
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>>7013200
try splitting it, but pills are a lot less potent in the first place so idk :/

>>7013203
you wont lose anything within a week. but you will feel it
you can take like 8mg E or so for that week tho. E is also antiandrogenic and might be enough to stall it for a while
>>
>>7013218
Eat shit and die
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>>7013221
I'll do one of those two eventually
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>>7013219
>trannies are still lynched today

not really.
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>>7013220
How many milligrams of cyanide do you take after looking in the mirror?
>>
>>7013205
Edie, calm down. While attacking Shakira may make you feel a bit of schadenfreude, it's not doing you favours right now...

I'm saying this as your friend. Ignore her, you'll be happier.
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>>7013207

skool is kool

>>7013210

i mean she's like 6" taller than me and black so you'd hope she'd have a bigger ass and lips than i do lmao
if she wants to prove that she's actually attractive tho then she can post a pic to prove me wrong :^)

>>7013218
>>7013219

tru
and sry let me calm down before i actually get mad instead of just being petty lol
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>>7013219
We're getting lynched? Where can I find this?
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>>7013220
inb4
> out of AAs
> take more E
> get new AAs a week later
> now out of E because used it as an AA
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>>7013226
cyanide is actually heavily controlled here. really hard to get without poisonpermit
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>>7012479
Tag yourselves.
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>>7013228
blow it out your ass you ugly hon
>>
>>7013220

I dunno upping estrogen to 8/mg seems excessive and just asking to get bad side effects.

Personally I wouldn't
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>>7012624
Let me breed you.
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>>7013239
you cant overdose on E. it wont do anything harmful in that timeframe.
I took 16mg for like 2 months earlier this year, nothing happened.

>>7013234
haha :D
that would be funny
>>
Anyone got that pasta where the poster says they're going to make love to you and whisper in your ear how you'll never be a real woman?
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>>7013205
yes they are, i was on perlutal once a week and i saw really good effects, now im on progynova from qhi and they are terrible
>>
Is sheen dead?
>>
>>7013254
No, but I heard she lost her leg to diabetes and got a double bypass :(
>>
>>7013234
Inb4
> Half doses and 2 days of cypro left
>Half doses and a week of e left
>No cash\no income
> Friend said he'd spot you then went offline since

Saaaaaaaad faaaec
>>
>>7013238

ok done

>>7013253

>a week
that's a LOT lol
i mean the estrogen is normal, but the progesterone is reallllly strong in perlutal. you know you're only supposed to do those shots like once a month right?
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>>7013258
Fug. I thought I could lose my virginity to her ass.
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>>7013259
>when the newbie tries to be funny
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EVERY LIGHT BULB IN MY APARTMENT IS LED NOW
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>>7013236
If I was a subhuman Id be the most right one cause no tits and gross hair.

>>7013259
You dont have any savings? Sell a knife on ebay or something.
>>
>>7013220
Yeah I was thinking of doing this, I got plenty of E left, thanks
>>7013219
It was the last decade in living memory where traditionalism was widespread
>>7013236
This picture gives me heavy dysphoria
>>7013249
You have to buy me nice things first
>>7013228
Isn't your pal 6" taller than you and black? Sure she would be unhappy at you for portraying such things as negative traits. And lmao I don't have to prove anything to some 4chan loser
>>
>>7013250

You can't overdose no but you can cause side effects like migraines or hot flashes when you stop taking high amounts.

Another reason not to take excessively high amounts is it doesn't even do anything. 16mg probably does the exact same as 8mg/
>>
>>7013270
cool :)
>>
>>7013270
Too bad the bulb in your head is blown out. Go attempt suicide again.
>>
>>7013254
she posted this yesterday >>7006956
>>
>>7013267
What's got your panties in a twist anon?>>7013272
>Sell a knife on ebay or something.
Customs would have me arrested. I tries selling my 3ds but I didn't get any bites.
>>
>>7013270
Oh no wait that's not LED that's my shitty energy saver bulbs.
>>
>>7013282
She was obviously talking to healthy food.
>>
>>7013277
I've never attempted suicide tbqh
>>
>>7013287
There's a hierarchy to follow here. Whoever has bagged the most chasers is on top, which is edie.
>>
>>7013296
Please don't ever *hugs* <3
>>
>>7013296
Why not?
>>
>>7013297
>Implying I have a problem with Edie
???
>>
>>7013297

l m a o
imagine if there were actually a contest to fuck as many men as you could to become queen of mtfg
>>
>>7013304
>>
>>7013307
I'd lose
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>>7013301
*huggs u and sqeezes yr bum*
;P
>>7013302
I'm not ready yet
>>
>>7013304
Edie is an awful person
>>
>>7013273
... are all girls prostitutes? You have to take them on a date/dinner/or buy them nice things(spend money) to get the panties to come off.... wouldn't it be best if I just paid a whore upfront?
>>
>>7013293
thats not very nice
>>
>>7013308
*Shrugs* I have problems with surprisingly few people anon, you're the one with a raging hate boner for me :^)
>>
>>7013282
So she unhero'd?
>>
Hi I have a headache and my boob hurts
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>>7013310

not if you put your ass into it. i mean your heart

>>7013313

pic related

>>7013314

i mean most people will do anything if you shower them with affection and gifts lol
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>>7013141
>pcp
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Am i unbanned yet?
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>>7013318
Hanna isn't here so I need to fuck with someone else
>>
>>7013330
Ah. See? I knew something was bothering you! Why didn't you just say that?
>>
>>7013274
didnt experience that. also wouldnt count that as bad side effects. maybe minor annoyances at most

also 8 and 16 do the same endocrinologically, but 10 and up have an exponentionally higher risk of Liver cancer
>>
what's worse that being a whore?
being proud of being a whore
>>
>>7013328
Why u was banned carcar?
>>
>>7013338
what's worse than being proud of being a whore?
being edie
>>
>>7013338
>>7013344

what's so bad about being me exactly lol
lots of sex and men, free money and gifts, loving family and friends........... i guess my obsession with shitposting is pretty bad huh
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>>7013347
I never mentioned your name>>7013338
jeez,stop looking for drama
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>>7013342
Being mean apparently.
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>>7013347

I support u and your positive attitude towards sex.

Go Edie!
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>>7013347
>i guess my obsession with shitposting is pretty bad huh

but thats a patrician hobby bby ;-;
>>
>>7013352
Lel
>>
>>7013352
Charchar isn't mean just misunderstood.
>>
>>7013347
Does your family know about you canwhoring?
>>
>>7013352
you told kayla to kill herself
cis people cant just come in here and tell trannies to kill themselves
>>
hugg hamham charchar
>>
>>7013365
yeah, that's other trannies jobs
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>>7013349

o sry i was pretty sure i was the only one in this thread right now who cams or is a whore in any way
carry on with ur sex shaming, my bad

>>7013354

ty alice ;__;

>>7013355

b-but when does a hobby turn into an addiction?

>>7013360

ye
my mom was just like 'make sure to file ur taxes!!!' lmao
>>
>>7013365
>cis people cant just come in here and tell trannies to kill themselves
That's like half the posts in mtfg
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>>7013358
Indeed.

>>7013359
I can be mean i guess, but the thing i was banned for doesn't make much sense when i've said WAY worse things.

>>7013365
I can tell people whatever i want.
Kayla must have got really upset to report me though.
>>
>>7013372
is it true that cis girls don't have tinklers
>>
edie's asshole is public use
>>
>>7013372
Just don't think I'm sympathizing with you pos. A ban for rude behaviour is still ridiculous for this place.
>>
>>7013375
They have a magical chromosome that make them feel, smell and look like real girls :(

They also get cis-pheromones
>>
>>7013377
I fucking wish, that sounds fun.
>>
>>7013365
whats wrong with telling kayla to kill herself.
if ANYONE deserves it, its her, lol
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>>7013377
Kinky
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mom canceled on our trip to Disneyland
bitch
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>>7013388
it's a hard knock life
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>>7013375
It's true.

>>7013379
I would never assume that anon, we probably don't like each other anyway.

But it's no fun when i could say worse things on reddit and not end up banned.
>>
When edie says she will become a botanist I just imagine her laying face down ass up with her rectum full of water and a bouquet sticking out
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>>7013377

i mean if you look like pic related then yes
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>>7013393
is it true that you're a qt
>>
People need to stop calling edie out for having an active sex life. Thats pretty retarded and kinda sexist.
Although i will say the "humblebrag" style that is being used annoys me as well.

You all need to chill the fuck out t b h, including edie.
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>>7013398
people in public might look like this too
>>
>>7013399
Chara is a VERY cute cis girl. She has cheeks you want to pinch and kiss forever.
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>>7013398
Would let him dick me so hard lmao.

>>7013399
I think im above average on the cute level.
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>>7013399
This is her
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>>7013392
what's even worse is I have to drive out to her place 100 miles away and fix her car on my fucking day off. I told her "If I was a real girl you wouldn't ever ask me to put a wrench in my fucking hands, my sisters never had to fix anything but I do?" and she didn't even respond.
>>
>>7013405
it's illegal to have sex with hamsters
>>
>>7013408
lmao your such an entitled shit
>>
>>7013365
I'm cis male, and I tell yall fags to an hero multiple times, because you're hypocritical two faced pretenders, who just want a free ride by being female, and you call everyone chasers.
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>>7013400
>sexist
fuck off tumblr
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>>7013400

s-sorry desu

>>7013401

oh
well i don't fuck ugly guys anymore idk. when i was younger i tried it and i didn't like it. never again...

>>7013405

RIGHT???? idu how girls interact with super hot guys who want to fuck them, and then don't
sex is fun
>>
>>7013400
Having a active sex life and being a camwhore is a difference.
>>
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>>7013395
??
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>>7013406
Lol, im glad i look nothing like that.

>>7013409
Sadly.

>>7013415
If meet someone like that please share them with me ok?
>>
>>7013411
Still its the truth. I have never seen a cis girl touch a wrench or work on anything meanwhile I'm expected to be a master technician.
>>
>>7013344
>>7013338

Holy shit are you time travellers from another century or what?

Where do you get off on calling women whores?
Is it your prudish patriarchal mentality or what?
Women are free to do what they want with their body.
Your opinions are not only retrogressive, but idiotic.
>>
>>7013400
I agree Tbh but too many idiots on this site are overdosing on red pill.
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>>7013415
Want to hook up? I've been told I'm hot...
>>
>>7013420
noted
>>
>>7013406
DELETE THIS
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>>7013418
Fucking hamster posters.
>>
>>7013420
Oh fuck it's this retard again...
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>>7013416

well i'm both

>>7013418

ok i will
the guys i'm fucking rn are pretty qt but no one is better than james dean..

>>7013422

L M A O STOP!!!
>>
>>7013419
Lol I just think cars need gasoline to run.

I guess I can change a spare tire.

>>7013415
Hey E, what's up with mtfg today? Are you teasing the poor girls who get no sex because they ao ugly they became "pure non sexual" beings? ;)
>>
>>7013427
The guys you date are going to be cuckolds by default since you cam
>>
>>7013425
Damn hamsters.

>>7013427
Lucky.
>>
Honestly I think regardless of who you are just having a lot of sex is bad.
I'm ashamed of my behavior and I don't understand why others wouldn't be.
>>
>>7013422
Looks like ivern
>>
>>7013430
I forgot how much Sass kisses edie's ass, I'm not sure if I can bear to watch this much longer
>>
>>7013422
looks like screech from saved by the bell
would do
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>>7013419
hwre u go
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>>7013426
>Oh fuck it's this retard again
..said anon as he caught a reflection of himself on his monitor while angrily trying to shame someone on a taiwanese grass basket weaving site.
>>
>>7013386
literally nothing, I just got annoyed at the
>chara is cis
meme
>>
>>7013434
You seem to have a lot of opinions with no actual reasoning behind them
>>
>>7013434
It seems you still have a sliver of conscience left alive in you, don't let it die
>>
>>7013419
I mean she knows youre good with things like that because thats what youve always liked doing right? I dont know why she canceled your trip and that sucks, but maybe she had a reason (like her car not working? Idk i dont know both perspectives).

And anyway, isn't one of the nice things behind having practical skills the fact that you can help out your friends and family? Just a few days ago you were saying how much you and your mom have started to get along.
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>>7013443
I find it rather funny. am pretty impressed that some people actually seem to believe it.
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>>7013436
>Tfw I get accused of sucking ass
I actually prefer to get my ass sucked :^)
>>
>>7013442
I think you have an ass full of shit, but I'll admit that was pretty funny.
>>
>>7013449
it was funny
at first
now its annoying
>>
>>7013430
>Lol I just think cars need gasoline to run.
>I guess I can change a spare tire.
"oh tee hee I know nothing about cars im like totally such a girl lol"

I feel like me an val are the only ones who can wrench on shit. Mind you I hate doing it but since I was forced to for our family company since a young age, mechanics is as easy as breathing for me. I just think of a car as a giant lego system that is finicky and all the parts don't align perfectly.
>>
>>7013445
Its because I don't have ti anymore.
>>7013444
oh sorry
i totally have 0 basis on this opinion and am a kissless virgin.
>>
>>7013449
What's going on tonight in this fine thread? :)
>>
>>7013450
Do you brap in their mouth like edie?
>>
>>7013450
Sass did you ever end up posting your butt for me? You never did give me your butt did you? Shame on you.
>>
>>7013430

LMAO ONLY THE MEAN TROLLS!!! this all started cause i was nervous about having sex with this guy i used to bang all of the time pre-faye, pic related.
what's up with you sassy? how u doin?

>>7013432

oh well

>>7013433

u can fuck qt's too yknowwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>7013449
Looks like this part of spmething lewd.
*-* source me pls
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i want to be a camwhore/escort like edie ;__; but chaturbate wont approve my id pic
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>>7013461
i don't care if you have sex but i just don't find you telling everyone who you fuck at all interesting and you post about it a lot
>>
>>7013446
I never liked doing it but I am very very good at it. And yeah we are still cool and all and yeah her car breaking down is why we didn't go, I am just pissed because like we were going to have a great time and I was going to get jewelry and cute stuff and now I have to sweat and get greasy on my fucking day off.
>>
>>7013465
Looks like a generic Thai dickgirl tbqh. Shouldn't be too difficult.
>>
>>7013467
Sex is edie's bread and butter, the volume of cocks going in is greater than the shit coming out
>>
>>7013467
she does it because she uses sex as "being more of a girl then you." In her mind more sex = more value as a woman. Just let it go, she ain't gonna change.
>>
>>7013465
Is this samantha?

You look like my gaygen husbando sludgepuppy so you better give a link since he wont sleep with me you'll hace to do.
>>
>>7013437
fairly sure he made a sex tape
>>
>>7013449
Kek. What meme? :>

>>7013461
Working on it!
>>
>>7013453
oh.
maybe it doesnt bother me yet cause I have barely been around lately.

>>7013458
some shitflinging, lack of memes, the usual
probably for the better, I still need to finish my stupid paper.

>>7013463
I dont have one anon, sorry
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>>7013465

well cb should accept it just fine. idk about escorting, i've never done that before. but i feel like you don't need to have an ID for that?
since it's illegal lmaao

>>7013467
>>7013472

sex is fun and it's a big part of my life because of my job and because boys are my hobby idk
i talk to my other friends about my other interests but i vent all my sexual stuff here.
it's the same as how most of the ppl who post here use mtfg as a dumping ground for all of their shit, and then talk to everyone else in their life about other stuff.

>>7013475

wow why am i ever nice to you lol
>>
>>7013454
Lol, when I was guy mode and my gf's car failed to start I'd check the battery and if that didn't work I'd be like.

Yeah, maybe it's the alternator..... and call a tow truck.

Actually one time my friends car wouldn't start and when he popped open the hood, there was like three inches of rust surrounding the electrical terminals of the battery, after we had cleaned that up and scraped it clean with a wire brush, the copper connector was probably the thickness of a paper sheet, but the car started.

So I guess I know about batteries in cars as well, tee hee.
>>
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>tfw cis
>tfw you'll never be
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>>7013451
O'll have you know that if there's something I take seriously and I'm proud of it's my ass's health and cleanliness.
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>>7013486
>I can do dogshit repairs
>>
My head hurts too much to sleep im p sure at this point lol
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Two guys hit on me today
Fucking homos
>>
>>7013484
>wow why am i ever nice to you lol
You're not nice to me though and its fine, you pass better then I ever could dream of so go ahead and shit on me, its not like every passer doesn't do it to me.

>>7013486
Its not rust on copper, its corrosion you dweeb.
>>
>>7013488
There's probably shit in your ass right now
>>
>>7013500
Most "girls" here have shitty asses, just goes to show how little effort they put into being actually feminine
>>
>>7012891
Update: taking a shit of doom it bleeds and burns well maybe I'll bleed to death lmao.


Kill me
>>
>>7013468
Yeah that sucks but calling her a bitch is a bit too much no? Like true if its a 100 miles youre probably gonna spend your whole day on this but then again maybe your mom will cook for you or something.. or maybe she sees it as a "we were going to spend the day together anyway".

I do get what you mean tho, driving 200 miles back and forth when your mother could ask someone else in the family that lives closer kinda sucks.
>>
>>7013499

stop lol
you're being stupid

>>7013504

>pooping while on HRT
wow i stopped like week 1. idk what kind of hormones you girls are on......
>>
>>7013507
I'm detecting a microaggression in your post, I'm going to report you
>>
>>7013510
Wew
>>
>>7013459
What's "brap" mean? No hablo ingles!

>>7013460
But my butt's like really flat.
If you're intent on seeing my sad little butt and laughing at me, I guess I'll oblige.
https://unsee
.cc/depimuzo/

I actually plan on bbl before ffs.

>>7013461
Lol. That guy is fine AF! I can picture the skin rash on my mouth after a night of fun! Lol.

Well, I'm working on my business and I hope to get and export thing going on by this time next month :)

And I guess I'm like working on my shitposting addiction also. ;).

>>7013487
I missed u so much pretend girl from /pol/ how's your pretend uterus and stuff?
>>
>>7013509
Do you ever look in the toilet after your business and find a condom?
>>
>>7013515
That's some disgusting fucking shit, don't ever post images of yourself again.
>>
>>7013515
You dont need bbl, you need to exercise the butt
>>
>>7013507
She will probably take me to the store and I can come home with a shit ton of food so I guess its okay. I just really was looking forward to a "mom and daughter" day at didneyland

>>7013509
>stop lol
>you're being stupid
don't equate my envy with being dumb

>>7013504
>not owning a reusable enema
>not only wiping with wet wipes
>>
>>7013515
I want to nail a sign that says condemned on that ass
>>
>>7013515
Well that's a male back and saggy ass.
>>
>>7013515

he's reallllllllllllllly cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
we just have a weird relationship. like i always think it's just sex but then when i try to kick him out afterwards he gets so offended lol
like he always wants to cuddle and spend the night and watch movies and eat snacks and stuff and i'm like ... ok i just wanted ur cock tho
also that's REALLY exciting sassy!!!! who are you gonna export to!!?!?! that's like the big time!!!!

>>7013518

no i usually just find cum in the toilet

>>7013523

well it is dumb when it's that unfounded
>>
Hey edie, how much for a gallon of enema?
>>
edie why do you pretend to be retarded
>>
>>7013529
Sounds like you're slowly killing him inside
>>
>go to bed
>dream you're at work
F u C k
>>
>>7013539
It's like you're doing double the work
>>
>>7013533
I think she got a leaky gut from all the sex and the sperm are able to migrate to her head and feast on her brain tissue
>>
>>7013126
Liquid blush?
You mean scrubbing my cheeks with a damp paper towel every 2 hours isn't a thing people do? Lol
But y liquid?
Also, does people going from strictly shitposting me to giving me advice and telling me I'm lazy mean I can't post here anymore?
Tbh, I reaaally want to finish electro so I Dont have to have whiskers on "skin healing" days.
I'd probably have buckets of effort, then
>>
>>7013539
that is the worst
>>
>>7013539
>be elanna
>plug slips out while at work
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>>7013539
>go to bed
>dream you're at school
>>
>>7013548
I still dream about highschool ten years later
>>
>>7013548
>dream you're at school
Thats pretty nice actually.
>>
>>7013547
elanna is my pure bf
>>
>>7013545
People don't do that because they don't want hemorroids
>>
>>7013552
I'm in a serious relationship with elannas Y-chromosome
>>
>>7013500
Actually i just took a dump and I used the bidet, because wiping just smears shit everywhere and isn't cleanly.

>>7013487
I'm sorry I misunderstood your greenpost :(

>>7013492
Lol! I can't do repairs, I just watched as my friend did stuff.

>>7013499
>Not rust but corrosion
I'm not being ironic or sarcastic here. Thanks for setting me straight. I actually googled and learnt something basic because of you <3

>>7013520
>>7013524
>>7013525
Lol, thanks assholes!

>>7013529
LMAO! Poor guy, I bet you wanting him out of the bed.makws him want to stay more. Lol

Well I guess I'm going to start on amazon as a specialty item and try yo get a good word of mouth item on my product. :)

Who knows, if things go well I might go to so.e food fair or something :)
>>
>>7013556
no
>>
>>7013557
Your ass is disgusting tho, those people weren't trying to fuck with you. Why did you post it? Were you honestly expecting high praise?
>>
>>7013530

idk i use an anal douche with water

>>7013533

it's a persona

>>7013535

i don't think so, i mean he kind of acts like he wants more than just sex but i don't think he does. which is perfectly fine by me for now.
i just find it weird that he wants to do all of that shit. i'm like we both just came, shouldn't you be leaving??? cuddling + sleepovers says commitment
altho apparently he's "quite fond of me" so who tf knows

>>7013545

liquid blush is more sheer and looks more natural. try the "no blush blush" by perricone md.
also idk lol! you can post as much as you like and do whatever u like bb

>>7013557

MAYBE? IDK. one time i was like "so what are your plans for the rest of the night?" and he was like "UM? HANGING OUT WITH YOU?? ARE YOU TRYING TO KICK ME OUT????"
and i was like omg no..never...ya sounds fun i was jw..........
that sounds so awesome tho!! you should totally like make an etsy or somethin. annnddd do the food fair stuff too!!!
>>
>>7013558
yes, the promising young man she's trying desperately to kill with drugs and gay sex
>>
>>7013560
ur beautiful
>>7013558
ur beautiful
>>7013557
ur beautiful
>>7013556
ur beautiful
>>7013554
ur beautiful
>>7013552
ur beautiful
>>7013561
ur beautiful
>>
>>7013561
>anal douche
I think that's a good name for you
>>
>>7013523

Envy without empathy leads to wallowing in self-pity.

You should be glad other people with similar issues get to experience things you want.
>>
BRITISH WILL FALL.
>>
>>7013568
That's how a cuck thinks.
>>
>>7013539
same, in fact just woke up from dream where I was at work

>>7013529
>well it is dumb when it's that unfounded
how is my envy not unfounded? You post about living the dream and i'm not supposed to get envious??
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>>7013540
Yup, should I ask if I get paid for it? I had a difficult customer trying to buy mutual funds at my till.

>>7013546
Mhmm ;~;

>>7013547
W-hat

>>7013548
>tfw havn't been at public school for years but still dream about it except you're a tranny and people bully you

>>7013552
I'm not a boy ;~;

>>7013556
This made me sad for some reason ;~;

>>7013578
It's the fucking worst isn't it?
>>
>>7013576
exactly

>>7013568
>You should be glad other people with similar issues get to experience things you want.
No, that's stupid, fuck other people I want what I want. Usually though like in the past when I wanted a motorcycle I just got one, when I wanted my Porsche I worked harder for it and got it, but trying to pass as a girl is something elusive and extremely based on how you were born so its hard and probably impossible for me to ever have a fun life like most of you get hoping from bed to bed and flying from city to city doing girly shit all day just because you look like a girl and I don't. I am not happy for anyone.
>>
Looks like there's a new thread
>>7011508
>>7011508
>>7011508
>>
>>7013576

So Edie is cucking Kayla?

Damn Edie you kinky.
>>
>>7013560
Lol, why are you so mean? Your message is redacted as if you care while you're just looking for some more shit to shit on me more.

I guess your brain's been warped by porn so much that you can't appreciate the beauty and sexiness on my butt.
>>
>>7013581
>It's the fucking worst isn't it?
Nope, not as bad as the dreams I got in college of being in class either fucking up on a test or being embarrassed. I had this one reoccurring dream all the time and it was that I come into class like almost when the semester is finished and I did so well only to learn I was dropped.
>>
i wonder what will happen @ today's appointment
>>
>>7013571
The Great Britain Pound is in 1985 levels, the collapse of Great Britain is certain after Brexit when Scotland and North Ireland secede.

You're right on this one.
>>
>>7012796

Shall i pass?
>>
>>7016113
Fck u Dewie
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