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October women edition

• MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition temps aslag: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• kiwi pizza princess
• kayla tomato princess
• Voice Training: ???
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

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>>7010615
haha who'd wanna be an uggo like that
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>>7010624

Remember, if you don't look AT LEAST this good, you should probably just kys desu.
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had my first councilor appointment today, no mones, says it takes a "few months" of appointments to approve for hrt for some unknown reason. will going in full girl mode speed it up, please help, how do I make them gib???
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>>7010642
ikr, pic related is a young transitioner
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>you will never grow up and have a little girl's childhood
>you will never hit puberty and be teased by the boys as your boobs grow in
>you will never have your first period
>you will never explore your female sexuality at a young age
>you will never mature into a beautiful young woman
>you will never spend your 20s a gorgeous woman who's dating, and partying, and enjoying her beauty
>you will never marry a strong wealthy man and give birth to his children
>you will never be a kind loving mother who cares for her children and makes snacks for all their friends when they visit
>you will never watch your children who you gave birth to go off to live their own lives
>you will never become a sweet old grandmother whom your grandkids always love to visit
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>>7010648

Threaten suicide, tell them blood will be on their hands unless they give spiro.
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>>7010648
that's typical
are there any informed consent clinics near you?
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I can't fall asleep. It turns out I'm not actually tired, my eyes are just sore from vidya
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>>7010648
start self medding
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>>7010654
this is a trick, don't do it
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>>7010655
I couldn't find anything easily online, I am in nh
>>7010654
>>7010661
I don't think I can do that, I'll just get locked up
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>>7010660
https://phoneticeyewear.com/
Get some cute computer glasses, they help a lot.
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>>7010651

This is my favorite tranny.

Pic in question is after 4 months of HRT.
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I'm 6'3", why do I even bother?
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>>7010660
Close your fucking eyes if you want to sleep. Shitposting won't help.
>>7010653
>>7010651
>>7010642
>>7010633
Fuck I hope next time you'll take a shit you'll get calf cramps of doom the next.
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>>7010675
>Fuck I hope next time you'll take a shit you'll get calf cramps of doom the next.
wow
mean
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>>7010669
That looks cool. I'll definitely consider it, although it's kind of expensive
>>7010675
My eyes are tired but my mind is wide awake. I'll just lie in bed for hours
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>>7010675

You will never look like this.

May as well just end it now.
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>>7010642
I mean the reason these girls have pics of them taken is they look better than most cis girls
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http://www.virtualffs.co.uk/
Anyone here used this? It's kind of expensive but I'm years away from FFS so the curiosity is tempting.
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>>7010687
>ywn be ginger
phew
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>>7010681
Some are cheaper than others, I think the cheapest ones are like $40. They are very nice though, I used to get eye strain bad but I don't anymore when I wear them.
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>>7010688

What happened to quitting this general?

The only reason you should be posting here is to instruct everyone on how to be a chronic quitter.

>>7010692

Sucks don't it?
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>>7010690
150 isn't much in the long run
pretty sure normal FFS surgeons go through this same process with you so you know what you'll be getting
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>>7010687
She looks like she has the IQ of a hamster. I like sophisticated women, not skanky teens. I don't think most girls here really want to emulate this.

>>7010653
Maybe it's because I'm a "lesbian" but this isn't stuff I want. I'm not sure I resent being raised male. I resent staying male after about age 16. I'll be fine in my late twenties and especially 30s. Plus I don't want kids, I guess I have it easy for a Trans girl despite my nose.
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>>7010673

I'm 5'10" and cis. Wanna trade heights?
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>>7010698
Well I'll definitely look into it, thanks for telling me about it.
>>7010701
It's pretty hard to quit /mtfg/.
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How many pills until I'm cis
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>>7010704
They do and it's usually way fancier, but this seems easy. Just take photos then send them in and maybe find out I can look pretty if I try. Or not.

Uncertainty is what's stopping me from transitioning, maybe this will help. Hm.
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>>7010708

>She's attractive
>Therefore she must be dumb

You won't ever look like pic related either.

>>7010719

>Implying that's an excuse for caving less than a week later
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>>7010723
Every pill.
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>>7010725
yeah i definitely see where you're coming from
in my current position though i probably wouldn't spend that much money
it seems like an interesting service if you can afford to spend the cash
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>>7010739
I wonder if I could do it myself in Photoshop. That seems really embarrassing though.
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>tfw don't want to be a man but don't want to be trans either
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>>7010743
i've tried dicking around in photoshop
yesterday i took some passing transgirls and overlayed their pictures onto mine, trying to see if there was hope
the thing about that service though is that they seem to know what's doable with FFS
like you can photoshop your chin, but you probably don't know what anatomically feasible with FFS
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>>7010747
I wouldnt mind being a man if I didnt have dysphoria
but I want to be a woman, not a transwoman ,_,
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>>7010727
Being attractive, doing your makeup perfectly, posing for photos perfectly, is a competitive disadvantage, just like being really really buff, they have a full time job looking pretty that gets in the way of reading
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>>7010758
>im on welfare therefore im smarter than them :)
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>>7010756
Even as a man I fail, I'm too short, pale and lack confidence. I just want to be a cis girl but not a transwoman, so I feel there's no point in trying
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>>7010747

Become an android?

>>7010758

Trying to justify becoming an ugly woman with muh knowledge and muh personality?

Sorry sweetheart but looks count for a lot, I educate myself and hone my talents, but I also put a great deal of effort into personal appearance.

That's how you reach top score, by being attractive AND smart, not either or.
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>>7010760
Faye isn't on welfare you idiot she's rich as fuck and flaunts it all the time
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>>7010763

Shame wealth can't buy you new genes. But hey, plastic surgery is a thing at least.
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>>7010763
>disability payments from the army cuz u hurt ur leg once isnt welfare
ok faye
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>>7010727
So what? And no. There is something in the eyes that makes me think dumb. She's very pretty, and so is this girl. But she looks too soft for what I want to be

Tfw I won't ever be this girl is soul crushing. I wasn't speaking out of jealousy.
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>>7010783
Why do you want to be a tattoo piercing ridden degenerate?
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>>7010783
I have the same hair but without the grey highlights
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>>7010783

>Wanting to look like a methhead
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I was trying to show my mom these pajama pants that are too big for me so they kind of fall down and she was like "oh that's just because your butt is so flat" gee thanks mom.
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>>7010801
Squats and oats.
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>>7010805
whoa sarah ur pretty
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>>7010805
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>>7010801
>tfw mum said I have a bigger but than hers
I don't know this feel
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>>7010805

Why do you want to look like a literal alien exactly?
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>>7010763
I do not
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>>7010813
You have a black girl butt though i can only hope to have a skinny white girl butt at best
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>>7010809
Pretty homeless.
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>tfw your first date with your first tranny reveals they look way better in their photos and they're clingy in the extreme

Fucking why did I expect this to be any better than cis women?
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Guys love tall girls that are 6'3 tall!
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>>7010825

That's a lie, no we don't.
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>>7010827
Some guys do!
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>>7010825
>tfw one inch too tall to be lovable
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>>7010824
I found after I jumped back in the dating scene girls wanted to cling to me. They don't like that I still hold a "player" attitude. It's not that I'm a player, it's that girls under age 26 demonstrably over estimate their own self worth in a monogamous relationship. Plus they all think I'm rich and I'm not.

Like when I date it's because I want to be friends, cuddle, and fuck. Absolutely not because I want to love and cherish and pay for more meals and pretend to be in love.
I cannot wait to escape east coast bitches.
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>>7010831

Very few and most are cucks.
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>>7010820
how much is the lease on that?
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>>7010825
I used to have aspirations of being a boyish dyke who looked cool and had cool short hair.

Now I'm 6'2 and manly, I'll never be able to dress boyish, have a pixie cut, and still pass.
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>>7010820

>Owns an old model BMW

Around here you can get those for literally 3-4k.
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Im glad pence won the debate that's about to take place according to trump
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I'm growing my hair out for the first time in my life and I'm loving it. It feels nice and soft.

It goes in my eyes a lot but otherwise it's cool
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>>7010846
oh yeah wind has become the bane of my existence
just wear some sort of hat if you need to contain it
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>>7010845
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
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>>7010844
Where can you get a 750 li for 3k?

At gunpoint?
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>>7010843
>Yes, I know I'm over six foot, have broad shoulders, short hair, a deep voice, huge hands, and a dick.
>But I'm still a lesbian just like you.
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>>7010847
Doesn't it taste different from person to person?
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>>7010854

Show me an exterior shot and I'll believe that's a 750 li.
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>>7010848
I hats wearing hats though, and most hats in general. Oh well, I'll just be an emo.

When it gets long enough to tie up I'll just tie it
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So does anyone have contact with Mercury?
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>>7010861
*hate

Whoops
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>tfw not drinking right now
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>>7010824
>tfw go on a date with what looks like a cute goth girl and when you meet her shes actually blonde and tanned
Online dating never ever
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>>7010867
iktf
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>>7010867
want me to drink for you?
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>>7010860
You're interrupting my shitposting
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>>7010867
>got a bunch of cider
>drinking it makes my jaw hurt
y god y
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>>7010871
:(

>>7010875
Sure, I can't have the calories anyways

>>7010880
J-jormu?
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>>7010883
I miss Raifu
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>>7010883
Ok. I'll start drinking for you as long as you don't judge me for being collapsed naked on the floor when you get home.
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>>7010861
tfw you're basically a 20 year old Tomoko
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>>7010853
I.. can't stop, t..he doctors told me I'd get osteoporosis or some shit, it's gay as fuck, can I have a bro hug?
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>>7010889
Ok, don't hurt yourself, I'm getting a case of lucky or comparable cheap swill on the way home

>>7010885
Same
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>>7010891
no worries bro
n-no homo
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>>7010890
I am basically Tomoko if she was a boy
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>>7010893
shoujo is still my weakness despite being scared of boys
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>>7010824
>tfw never went on a date in my life

r-ree
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>>7010883
N-no I'm anon

>>7010885
>tfw most of ur mtfg buddies dont come to mtfg anymore
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>>7010900
I'm sorry your last relationship with a boy turned toxic, but I know you will find a cute boy who is nice and smart and funny because you are a cute girl who is nice and smart and funny
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>>7010903
do you know what happened to Raifu
is she okay?
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>>7010904
i have a girlfriend who i'm fully devoted to, so it's not gonna happen probably
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>>7010904
Or... you know... she could have just found me...
Like she already did...
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>>7010911
well I wish you well with that

>>7010912
oh but internet relationships arent real
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>>7010915
we're moving in together in a week
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>>7010912
>>7010919
Cute
T
B
H
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>>7010862
shes dead jim. but some of the old trips are her friends, edie, rachel, anne, pookie, frog i think
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>>7010911
you're legit with pookie and moving with her?
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>>7010919
what could go wrong
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>at the lunch table on my laptop
>some new face starts talking about me to the girl across from me
>simple stuff, probably about mtg or whatever
>girl: "oh my god did you just assume his gender? Fucking scum"
>>for reference, it's a point of humor that there are only about four straight people that hang out in this huge group
>me, to girl: "did you? I'm feeling very triggered right now"
>regular banter
>cue laugh track
>life goes on
>I haven't admitted to any of these people that I'm trans, even with this year's crop of gender nonconforming freshmen
>never be a girl
>kms
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>>7010908
She stopped coming to mtfg, duh
Haven't talked to her in a while, but as they say no news is good news
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>>7010938
>no news is good news
ALL NEWS IS BAD NEWS
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>>7010934
Don't kill yourself; but really, it sounds like a safe crowd to come out to if you want, you should consider it.
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>tfw not choking on a cock right now
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>>7010934
I mean I'd just tell them desu
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>>7010938
>no news is good news
not for trannies
RIP Raifu
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>>7010939
You know who to blame for that
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>>7010943
>>7010946
I am cripplingly inept at social situations where anything is required of me
I had a panic attack because I was asked to lead a group exercise in a computer science class
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reminder this is what all transbians are like, no exceptions
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>>7010951
>blame for that
For what?
Sunlight?
I blame the government for fostering a culture in which nocturnalism is financially untenable
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My mom is 56 and has like early onset alzhiemers. We've been kinds joking at her about it about the last few years, but her moods as of recent (full year at least) have been eratic and moody. She isn't really losing memory, but she is putting weird words in others mouths, weird concepts like she can't follow TV shows and gets angry over everything.

I feel bad since she keeps me alive, but fuck do I hate being in a room with her.
We just tried to discuss college and instead of helping she berated me for "wishing I magically could be a girl and magically move to Hollywood and blah blah blah". It honestly sounded like schizophrenia :(

My plan is eventually to get to Hollywood, but first it's to just transfer to a new city new school new friends, NEW BODY AND BEHAVIOR, and then write a bunch of spec scripts - get involved in the adult industry (I already peddle smut and claim I'm an editor) - write tv pilots - start a small band and business and stuff.

Then Hollywood.


I feel bad for my dad. He gets yelled at for nothing with increasing frequency.
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>>7010934
>work in a clothing store
>putting girls clothes up
>coworker jokes: "anon that is totally your style you should get it!"
>me:"I already have one like it at home"
>haha funnie anon

ah well
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>>7010955
Ah; that's rough. Um, maybe you could let them know one by one, or do it over text?
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>>7010960
what about plant and elfginger
they're pretty qt
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>>7010960
red and kaylee?
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>>7010960
Me on the right

>>7010961
>For what?
>Sunlight?
Exactly
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>>7010967
fucking elfginger such triggering bitch
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>>7010972
what?
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>>7010974
too pretty
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>>7010974
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>>7010960
Im dating a cis Asian

My transbian relationship is more like pic
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>>7010963
>be at a festival or convention with friends
>"Myna this would look so good on you!"
>it's always a skirt
>"I don't have enough money :< buy it for me"
>skirt replaced on clothes rack
Fucking stingy friends
>>7010964
Um... I don't really like all these people that much
I've told my friends, and the adorably gay ftm, and the mtf doing her best to be the most basic white bitch, but the rest of them are just casual friends I don't text with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>tfw everyone here who warned me about Grace was 110% correct

Feels bad man.

Everyone can make fun of me now, I thoroughly deserve it.
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>>7010976
pretty people are inspirational to me desu
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Good morning I woke up!!!!
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>tfw you fell for the tranny meme
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>>7010982
What happened?
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>>7010982
Are you really gonna do this? I thought you were cool with staying friends.
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>>7010982
don't be a dick, dude
>>7010986
morning isla
>>7010987
yay nim congrats!
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>>7010990
>>7010982
oh boy
>>7010986
isla can we brush each other's hair >///<
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>>7010978
when are you and your girlfriend going to become best girlfriends who live together and start dating boys?

>>7010987
congrats nim
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>>7010990
is this the join shitposting you were wanting to do earlier? it's a little played out isn't it?
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>>7010982
Why do boys always come on and bad mouth their girls on her after the relationship
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>>7010982
hah
better start taking hrt now so you can be your own gf
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>>7010996
Nah. I told him i wanted to stay friends and now hes doing this for some reason.
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>>7010987
Congrats Emi!!!!
>>7010993
Morning kiiwiii
>>7010998
because they feel like they are part of the community afterwards.
>>7010994
Yes we can omg
but i need to shower before we were to do that cuz it would hurt a lot rn since i just woke up
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>>7010998
Girls do that too though.
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>>7010995
When we look more like this
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Please everybody deal with all drama privately >°>
If you feel that this message is unfairly directed at you, that's a coincidence
If you feel this message is not for you, you're wrong
Thank youv
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>>7011007
so after you get srs?
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>>7011006
Only someone raised as a man would do such a thing, you see this in gay gen, but never lesgen
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>>7011009
PLEASE YES
hi revy
how u
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11366323
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>>7011016
clutches are for girls though
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>>7011015
All the goop is out of my lungs and I went to class today without piles of drugs to drag me through the pain
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>>7010982
She's just returning to me, her rightful owner
No need to make a show of it sadboy~
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I am going to police the masculinity out of this thread so the actual transwomen here have a place to talk.
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>>7010960
lies desu
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>>7011017
b-but I am a girl
at least
I wish I was
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>>7011019
Behave.
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>>7011023
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>>7011023
I might get these
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>>7011018
Yay!
So you had pneumonia and its gone now right??
Good.
>>7011023
wtf even
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>>7011023
Can I still be tomboy?
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>le ebin fake drama planned shitposting

haha you guys are SO epic!!! you are trolling everyone so hard XD

kill yourselves btw.
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>>7011023
Lol
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>>7011037
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>>7011034
I had a pneumonia or two
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>>7011039
1 year ago
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>>7011039
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>>7011043
Over a year ago...
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https://unsee.cc
/remibusa/
hey do i pass
im not a trip
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>>7011042
Damn pneumonia is p sucky.
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>>7010990

I'm not doing anything, enjoy the makeup.

Alright bye cuckchan.
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>>7011043
Nice indoor hat yo
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>>7010987

Nim!!
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>>7011058
That was back when I didn't tie my hair back so I used hats and beanies to keep it back.
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>>7011027
Trying to give me orders? I think you're forgetting how this works little kitten
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>>7011056
Yeah it's awful
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>>7011050
>deleted already
you must be pig ugly
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>>7011057
>public passive aggression
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>>7010987
>believing this hugbox
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>>7011062
how are you alice :3
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>>7011068
it was me
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>>7011071

I'm good, how are you? did you take them yet? Are you starting on just spiro or rushing into estrogen straight away?
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>>7011072
looks like I was right
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>>7011057
That gif is rlly edgy for what is happening.
Also, you are causing drama.
>>7011067
I only had it once when I was a lil kid.
>>7011068
>>7011072
the person in question didn't look bad but im bad at the decisions
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You said.... That we both would die together!

Yoouuuuu saaaaiiidd.... That we'd both go down together!

Your mouth keeps moving but I don't hear shit. You keep on talking but you don't know shit.


Yoouuuuu saaaaiiidd that'd we'd both could last forever. You said!


And now I live like a house cat
Mouse trap!
My life caught me like a bitch slap.
Tit for tat, I'll bet we go even, dropped out of college but I had a good reason.

Now I live like a house cat. Mouse trap :)
My life broke just like a kitkat.
This or that, I'm sure it's in season, dropped out of college but I had a good reason.

It's fucking suicide, I swear to go outside. You can't survive out there, that's just a fact of liiiffee. Don't make me leave the house, I'll probably surely diiiee. It's fucking suicide I swear to even try.


So your moms an alcoholic and your dad's a piece of shit. And your girlfriends kinda shady, rides on every bodies *nerves* (flat notes).
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P28yWZ1FRS


Keyboard life :)
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>>7011072
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>>7011081
I can't sleep without kiwi pressed up against me... With her cock pressed up against my ass... Warming me up...
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>>7011074
i have to get blood work tomorrow so im gonna take it after that

idk im not sure what ill take
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>>7011076
DAMN

>>7011077
that was me!!
no joker
>>7011081
omfg
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grace - Today at 7:46 PM
And the other thing is, I think I just want to stay friends for now
Pathos - Today at 7:47 PM
Alright that's fine, that's basically what I was suggesting in the first place.
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>>7011066
Hi homu-anon; how have you been?
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>>7011087
wait it actually was?
You have nice hair ._.
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>>7011084
>>7011087
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>>7011091
wow ur dumb
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>>7011091
yep! that's me, ask kiwi
thank you :D

>>7011092
can u send me the actual quote i wanna make a shop
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I hope the trips of yore are doing alright. Best of luck to ye, old friends.

-Ufufu
-Anna
-Raifu
-Lalilly
-Allison Chan
-Melly
-Muffy
-Moko
-Angie (begrudgingly, but good luck nontheless)
-Shannon
-Watashi
-Kit Kat

Probably forgetting a few, but it's been ages. Apologies and no offense was meant by it.
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>>7011094
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>>7011066
Kitten knows you like to be the little one sometimes~
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>>7011094
My opinion!!
>>7011093
I like that hair though???
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>>7011101
ur dumb
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yaeoo
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>>7011084
agp transbian chasers are the worst
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>>7011108
Lol, yeah. I got mentally wrecked by one.
It's a good thing I'm not a chaser.
I'm just a girl who likes big meaty cocks.
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>>7011105
oh ok
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I like these colors but idk
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>when u get with a guy and he has phimosis

Yuk.
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>>7011099
m-maybe sometimes
>>7011089
pretty good mami mommy~
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>>7011095
Not gonna say which one I am, but I'm doing pretty well. Are you one of the ones listed or did you leave yourself out?
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>
Like, they know, right?
There's no point in pretending or putting it off, right?
But what do I do when the group tranny is a basic white bitch who always wears dresses and the group gender blender shows up randomly in a pencil skirt, blouse, shawl, wedges, and makeup some days, and I just want to be comfortable with androgynous fashion and small tits
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>>7011121
Ill pick out acollar for when its your turn~
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>>7011112
I was talking about kiwi
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>>7011130
Kiwi isn't a chaser though. I chased her...
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>>7011125
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>Tfw watching the VP Debate
Why the fuck won't the mod bring up Pence's stance on LGBT rights? We all know he's against em, and, if it's brought up, he instantly loses.
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>>7011137
>>
pls stop posting pictures of you all being cute it's triggering me
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>>7011137
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>>7011145
>it's triggering me
>>>tumblr
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Good for ten months?
https://unsee.cc
/buparomi/
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>>7011145

You'll be cute soon
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>>7011145
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>>7011150
this post is triggering me please delete it im seizing on the floor
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>>7011139
I wouldn't be so sure.
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>>7011154
pop
pop
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>>7011154
that's a big gun
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>>7011134
thats what she wants you to think
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>>7011159
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>>7011160
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>>7011162
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>>7011137
But I'm a girl and they all keep calling me male pronouns and I'm not the kind of person who can just ask for female pronouns because when I think about it my head goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>7011161
I literally initiated like every conversation I had with her until we got close and started thinking about dating.
Now we're dating.

>>7011160
That... is not a big gun at all...
This is bigger.

>>7011164
Lol
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>>7011166
>I literally initiated like every conversation I had with her until we got close and started thinking about dating.
>Now we're dating.
thats what she wants you to think
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>>7011166
that's a big gun
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>>7011160
Oh fru
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>>7011165
If they don't know you're mtf then of course they're going to use the wrong pronouns. You don't have to enforce them, it sounds like they're a group that would try to respect your wishes if I understand correctly?
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>>7011172
I don't know how to ask
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do you ever think cis girls in amazon reviews are trans? some of them make me wonder
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>>7011185
>>7011185
>do you ever think cis girls in amazon reviews are trans?
No, because cis girls and trans girls are mutually exclusive. Let me reword that with brain cells for you though.

>"Do you think some of the female reviews on Amazon are trans? Some of them make me wonder."
Answer? Yes. I know they are because I make Amazon reviews, so at least some of them have to be.
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>>7011180
Don't ask, just tell.
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You know, I've lived as a chick for 4 years at this point and things are pretty great, but man... women are truly worthless creatures. I legit think severely less of women on average. All they do is look cute, so they don't have to develop actual skills or personalities.
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I want to be a pretty girl!
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>>7011200
same
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>>7011200
I'd settle for being an aesthetically unremarkable girl.
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>>7011199
That's because society allows (encourages?) women to behave that way. Skills aren't really all that anyway. Personality and experiences are what make a life.
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I got bored and went back to work at 7pm. I wish I had something to do with my life.
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>>7011205
Sames
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>>7011199

Yes, but they make up for all of that by being able to produce babies.
>>
who would have thought that tinned asparagus over sushi rice would be delicious
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I assume every anon is cuter than the nasty tripfuckers!!!!!
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>>7011220
thanks, but no need to be mean about it
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>>7011218
>make up for it by being able to produce babies
No. No they don't. Not even remotely. That'd be like saying guys don't have to try at anything or have personalities since they can jizz. Please tell me you aren't actually this dumb...
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>>7011220
I'm nasty?
Dang...
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>>7011220

Gonna be honest, Anon, I'm not that attractive. That said, I'm not trans either. I just come here for the cute pictures they sometimes post of themselves, and the occasional drama.
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>>7011228
cute!
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hi i dont know if this is a good place to ask questions, it seems like this thread is mostly for memeing

but i was wondering if the medicine that trans girls take gives them nightmares, and if so why does it do that
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>>7011230
Right? This place is popcorn.gif as fuck.
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>>7011233
I haven't noticed anything like that; I've never really had many nightmares either before or after starting hormones.

What kind of nightmares? Did you have them before starting? Anything else that might be relevant?
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>>7011233
No. No it doesn't.
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>>7011228
you look like that bad actor from fear the walking dead
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Why does it have to hurt to eat....
This is so dumb ;w;
Every time I eat a slice of bread it burns like hell on the way down and idk why
i just wanna make this stop!!!
I took an antacid but that didn't help
Anything else I can do??
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>>7011220
I once smoked a half smoked cigarette I found on the sidewalk.
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>>7011226

One man can impregnate many women at a time, but one woman can only carry one man's child at a time. In terms of reproductive value, women are clearly superior. Sexual selection in humans almost always tends to favor women purely because of this.

In any case, I am not dumb enough to choose a woman purely because she has a womb. Intelligence is at least partially hereditary, as are tendencies towards certain mental diseases. A woman who is particularly stupid, or who suffers from some sort of insanity or severe depression, is a poor choice of mate. Also, as I've learned from my ex-girlfriend, one should generally stay away from women who suffer from either of these traits, because they are insufferable, and there is no level of attractiveness that can counteract that.
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>>7011238
it's one of my roommateswho's having nightmares, i probably should have specified that

she came into my room one night like a month ago and told me her pills were giving her bad dreams so she slept in my bed with me, and she's been doing it more and more ever since.

i dont like asking her about that stuff because i dont want to make her feel uncomfortable, so i figured you guys might know why it's happening
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>>7011247
only once? you must be rich.
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>>7011246
Does drinking something like water or milk when you're swallowing help?

I assume you've already looked through things online but in any case:
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/003116.htm
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>>7011255
It hurts when it like reaches my tummy :(
Like anything v.v
Even water
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>>7011254
Employed anyway.
>anon confirmed for nastier then tripfags
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>>7011250

You are what we call a dorkus malorkus
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>>7011258

Even food?
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>>7011252
I've had nightmares for years. I had possibly the most fucked up one yet just a few days ago.
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>>7011258
That's horrible; I don't know, have you spoken with a GI doctor about it?
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>>7011263
Yea
I just ate some white bread and it hurt ;w;
>>7011269
No...
I think I'm gonna make an effort though to schedule an appointment
I've had an assortment of issues for a while now
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>>7011270

0/10 no pass too much hair.
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>>7011258
try taking more antacid
also eat ramen noodles, ramen fixes everything
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>tfw people wishing me a happy birthday on normiebook either saying shit like "you're so brave, I'm so proud of you, happy birthday" or "have a good day pal/buddy/mate/[word for male friend]"
I want this to end
>tfw grandmother who I thought didn't know about me transitioning and I haven't spoken to in over a year calls me today and wishes me happy birthday, doesn't deadname me once, gets all pronouns correct and wants my address so she can send me money
I cried a little
>>
Another load of steers to market. I'll have money for 0.30 seconds.
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>>7011279
I dun like ramen, as well as it would hurt to all fuck.
Well at least cheap ramen.
I did take another antacid though!!
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>>7011270
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/mtfg/ d-do I pass?
uguu~
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>>7011272

Well that's unfortunate. I know some drugs you have to take with food or it'll rip out your insides.
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>>7011291
wtf
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>>7011287
Isla, stop listening to anons on mtfg.
It's not an acid problem. Nobody here is a qualified doctor. Antacids aren't going to fix it.
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>>7011280
You should find a way to spend time with her, she sounds like a good person.

I miss my grandparents.
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>>7011294
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>>7011293
Yeah I have to take all my meds with drugs tho idk if its actually necessary
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i dance like a woman... if she were a man!
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>>7011116
I just unironically bought a plaid shirt and it just looks so busy
>>
i am the little girl
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>>7011280
Your grandma is awesome. You deserve to have people like that all around you.
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>>7011307
Get out, mootykins.
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>>7011287
I'm not talking about bad ramen I'm talking about japanese anime ramen, its okay if you don't want to eat ramen but.
I hope you feel better tho.

>>7011296
if its GERD then antacid is all she can do until she sees a doctor and gets diagnosed
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>>7011313
Thank you anon.
I hope I feel better too.
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>>7011297
>>7011309
Unfortunately she lives interstate, maybe next year I can save up enough to visit.
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>>7011323
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>>7011313
Regardless, taking more antacids then what is recommended isn't going to help.
Like I said, you're not a doctor. Nobody here is a medical doctor. You're all giving her bad advice and should shut the fuck up.
More is not always better.

>>7011318
Stop thinking that mtfg is looking out for you. Seriously, nobody here actually cares about you. They think you're entertainment.
Nobody here knows you anymore than as just a shitposter with an interesting diary. Get off of here and actually do something to fix your shit.
The longer you stay here, the worse you're going to get.
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>>7011328
>>7011324
no pass
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>oh look it's the young hons edition.
i'm done looking like mom and now i look like grandma :)
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>>7011292

Not in the slightest. I'd still buttfuck you though. You're very boyish, but cute.
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>>7011323
U look great hon :)
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>>7011336
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me on the right
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Post those faces you sluts. You know you will. Hell I'm just making this post as an excuse to post my own. We're all narcissistic whores here, let's be honest.
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>>7011336
How do you wear plaid shirts?
>>7011304
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>>7011344
Me on the left.
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>>7011348
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>>7011329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeiHmiZECg
the fact is, its not dangerous to take more than one antacid tablet, infact it took this guy six years of "overdosing" on antacid tablets to make himself sick
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2014540/
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> be me
> be legally female less than a week
> still no ID updates, just a bunch of paper stand-ins
And I've already got a cervical cancer screening pamphlet. I can't wait for Ontario's trans healthcare to catch up with this, because I'm feeling like the province cares about my health for the first time in a long time...if only I had a cervix.
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>>7011353
you better go to get your cervix checked :O
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>>7011329
maybe you need digestive enzymes.

i used to gastritis and acid reflux. I used nexium but it just mde the problem worse. so i quit anticids and strarted eating like 1/2 cup o papaya with every meal, cut out orange juice and only eat red meat coiple of times a month.

i don't know how it got cured, but it did.

i only get heartburn when I drink too much gin tonics and that's
because of the limes
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>>7011357
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>>7011361
she has dandruff
smelly lesbian
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>>7011345
You put it on over a solid color T-shirt, tank top or other simple top and leave it unbuttoned

>>7011353
The province of Ontario is glad to be at your cervix :3
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>>7011352
I doubt she's going to OD on antacids, dude...
She's just going to waste a fuck ton of it and probs make herself worse then if she just stopped being a flaming retard, actually went to the docs, and stopped relying on autistic fucks on a tranny thread to guide her life.
Why would it ever be a good idea to ask people who spend their days on 4chan, jerking off and playing video games, for medical or life advice? It's retarded.
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>>7011364
what kind of smell
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>>7011365
Don't a lot of cis Les wear plaid?
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I'm trying to lose 60lbs, I'm 200lbs right now which isn't fat for my height just a little chunky. But I do have some fat on my chest that is pretty pronounced. I'm not on HRT yet (will be soon after I lose this weight hopefully).

Is there any way I can lose weight through cardio but make the fat on my chest burn slower and hopefully keep some of it even when I'm skinny?
>>
POST FACES! Your male superior demands it!
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>>7011368
I told her to go to the doctors >>7011313
all I suggested was to take antacid to alleviate the pain until she can see someone who can treat her.

get the stick out of your ass, I have no idea what you're even arguing against and I have a feeling you dont either
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>>7011374
Straight girls wear plaid too!
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>>7011376
>200 isn't fat for your height
Well you're fucked anyways then.
>>
playing ow solo and blasting edgy music
hell ya
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>>7011377
but i don't have a good face
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>>7011353
>that comic
srs is really scary and i don't think i want it, and i like penises they're cute.

but like

it'd be so nice to just have nothing between my legs.
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>>7011381
>>200 isn't fat for your height
I'M LAUGHing nice hugbox
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i wanna move in
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>>7011095
You too whoever you are

I really need to leave this place
Nothing here for me but memes of the past
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>>7011384
then post your trash face you piece or garbage you can't do anything right, you bitch
>>
>>7011381
>>7011386
6'3" yeah, pretty fucked, for men that's at the like upper limit of normal weight
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>>7011379
Dude... nevermind.
Don't worry about it.
I'm not talking about just this immediate problem of antacids and shit.
Isla's life is in the shitter because she relies on mtfg for company and guidance.
Maybe I'm not making it clear enough...

ISLA IS A RETARD WHO LOOKS TO THE INTERNET FOR HER ENTIRE SOCIAL LIFE AND IT'S KILLING HER!!!

There... I'm done with this now.
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>>7011391
no
>>7011388
move in to the tranny house
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>>7011370
lesbians dont wash
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>>7011386
What..? I feel like you fucked up that post.
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>>7011344
me
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>>7011380
You're a les though...
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>>7011380
Ok I'll try it once in boymode, and then in girlmode
tfw going to get clocked in plaid
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>>7011392
>6'3"
Ouch. Sorry m8. I'm 5' 10" and I think that's bad enough...
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>>7011402
Pretty mixed feelings when I checked MyBodyGallery and put in my height, then immediately recognized a tranny porn star. On one hand, Freya Wynn has fucked Bailey Jay so she's got to be doing something right. On the other hand, there goes my chances of appearing cis.

My hope is that I can get skinny, fit, start HRT with less body mass so it's hopefully more potent, some time later get lots of FFS and breast implants because tall male rib cages need big tits to look passable. Then maybe, MAYBE, I can pass as a tall supermodel type.

Haha.
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>tfw still not sure what my style is gonna be
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>>7011394
i wanna
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>>7011414
your style is trash
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>>7011414
Can't go wrong with edgequeen.
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>>7011414
I know exactly what style I would be if I was a girl. I love short hair pixie girls and tomboys. I really want to be a boyish dyke.

But I'm too manly to ever pull off boyish while also still looking female.
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>>7011419
dang i got roatsted
>>
>>7011414
diaps
>>
tfw not elanna
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>>7011424
im no edge queen though, just a nerdy girl
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>>7011430
>tfw not in elanna
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>tfw not elanna
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>>7011399
No I'm not!

>>7011400
Plaid is pretty andro though
>>
>>7011431
do nerdy girl style then (though i'm not entirely sure what that would entale)
your face already looks the part
>>
DEREK IF YOU ARE In here call back
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>>7011414
naked suits you
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>>7011440
>your face already looks the part
WOW BULLIED
>>7011446
icant go out like that..
>>
>>7011448
start laser/electrolysis at the same time you start HRT
lose weight/muscle by doing cardio and going vegan
>>
Good evening, /mtfg/.
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>>7011452
your face can be nerdy and cute at the same time >///<
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>>7011441
Hello this is Derek

>>7011430
>>7011437
It's probably a good feel

>>7011435
.////.
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>>7011455
well, i dunno
i should ask the anon i was with last night how cute and passable i was
>>
When people cyberize their brains, they'll get infected with a virus that makes them do things. In the future, face scanning is pervasive and used as a common form of law enforcement, payment method (less crazy than credit cards desu), and online gaming and media.

Anonymity, being a huge deal in the mid 21st century, causes people to go to great lengths to hide their identity.

The most extreme of these groups is the toad people.

A simple virus that was supposed to hijack the nerve clusters related to fear and anxiety got manipulated to incorporate code that bends perceptions of collectivism - and by extension warps a view of individualism. Each of these infected persons believes unequivocally that they are in the right. It is a valiant, though extreme means to theirs end, but together they will destroy the concept of facist surveillance. Together, they will obscure the system by all turning into frogs by injecting copious amounts of synthetic growth steroids into their face.
The result looks like elephantitus.

As a result of this behavior, some frogs develop a form of nero-cyber psychosis that only intensifies the virus effects. They March in the streets, by the thousands, holding picket signs, their faces horribly disfigured and contorted through layers of displaced fat and tumor growth.

Shit is crazy.
>>
>tfw you're elanna
>>
>>7011431
>that tenga
wait a minute
>>
>>7011462
liar
i was watching her and she wasn't posting

I'd tell you what she was doing but it's too fucked up to post
>>
>>7011461
ru ok
>>
>>7011454
Hi how's it going
>>
>>7011464
you never know when anime girls have a penis
>>
>>7011466
Yes, wanna hear about the great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon? Of the 4th world War combat cyborgs in the jungle and their evil corporate overlords sending them to be torn apart so they can have excuse to subsidize cost of production and R&D for consumer prosthetics.
>>
>>7011472
no
>>
>>7011458
alright
i didn't expect you to take offense to the nerdy thing
sry
>>7011454
hey senpai
>>
>>7011470
>id be the only donald trunp supporting vegan tranny aroind lol
theres already some here
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>>7011474
i-it was pretend offense for comedic purposes..
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>>7011477
red and who else
>>
>tfw you've never watched animu
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>>7011481
gay
>>
>>7011469

I got called ma'am on the phone today, that was kinda neat 'cause it hasn't happened in a while. I'm also trying all the games in my Steam library because I just got a 360 controller and I'm really bad at them...
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>>7011479
n-nevermind i'm a retard
>>7011481
me neither for the most part
i watched hamtaro as kid though, so that's why i have so many images
sentiment and what not
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>>7011357
Well, I'm apparently way overdue for my first appointment...

>>7011365
I don't know what this implies but I've got feelings about it.

>>7011385
I really want it gone some days. Which is a shame, because it's a perfectly healthy penis even with no T to work with. Oh well. Not every girl gets to be happy to have her penis.
>>
>>7011474

How u doin Maev?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfnevzM9kQ
imagine if a movie about evil black people killing off honkies came out
>>
>>7011471
You always know because they always do
>>
>>7011490
decent
trying to delude myself into being optimistic
also got some cute hair color idea, it has me pretty excited desu
>>
>>7011489
It's just a pun
Nothing more
>>
banana is an elanna
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>>7011493

My little sister dyes her hair all the time but it's never really appealed to me although lately I've been thinking it would be fun. what colour is it?
>>
>>7011500
>>7011500

>>7011500
>>7011500

Memes
>>
>>7011508
>>7011508
>>7011508
>>7011508


REAL ANON THREADS
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>>7011502
i was thinking either burgundy or a rich honey brown
the brown is a bit more tame and reasonable since i've already got brownish hair
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>>7010051
You homos can't even get boyfriends because you mutilate yourselves and life in fairy land.
>>
>>7010063
I wrote about hormone exposure in utero way further up and people argued I was wrong. Also, prenatal is usually the term used for the female carrying the fetus, not the fetus itself is it not?

I can't take you seriously when you constantly try to imply my knowledge of biology extends to 5th grade, as others has said it's kindergarten level, high school level, etc. when you're still defending the person that said 50% of their cells are their mothers and 50% are their father's.

They were not "accidentally right" about anything. You are reaching, as are the rest of the people on this incredibly deluded thread.

You try and patronise me because you know your understanding of the subject is either on par or beneath my own. You believe that syndromes like CAIS and Klinefelter's make an argument for trans people, when they do not. If people are born with more than 2 sex determining chromosomes, e.g. XXY, that person is still biologically determined male. Not everybody with Klinefelter's identifies as female, oddly enough, either. Homogametic vs heterogametic, you should've read about this.

You are bent on the assumption that because I'm pointing out biological sex that I ignore gender. I don't. But you are disagreeing with me anyway, the self professed fish biologist. Are you even graduated from school yet?
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>>7010099
>I make believe things so everyone else must be too
Nope.
>>
>>7010109
No, you still have the carrot body of a man. You're just fatter.
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