No femgen or mascgen chimeras, we only want /gaygen/ - edition
Also Phelps edition
Last one
>>6981526
>>6981526
All memes aside why are people fighting for a dead boring thread?
>>6992865
Uneventful lives maybe?
>>6992865
Well, I made this thread because I like /gaygen/ and while I don't dislike mascgen or femgen I think there should be a general thread for normal gays
>>6992880
I was mostly referring to you and others like yourself, but whatever same same.
>>6992880
>All of these generals just splits everyone up and kills every general.
Which is exactly why we need /gaygen/
>>6992885
Lol whatever you'll all visit when you realize your general gets 1 post every 3 hours
Sometimes things change old man.
>>6992895
There's no need to break a nail over this, anon.
>>6992895
>1 post every 3 hours
It's Saturday night, of course it's a bit slow
Even then, this thread has got 7 replies in 20 minutes. What now?
>>6992902
Of arguing and this is rare.
But yeah keep saying gaygens not dead.
Its sad how much denial youre all in.
>teriyaki chicken and sushi on thursday
>shepherd's pie yesterday
It really pays off having professional cooks as friends, I haven't eaten this good in weeks
>>6992908
Arguing is hardly rare on this site
>>6992925
Catposter let's cutepost together here
>>6992566
Lets leave the autistic men here that think that this general isnt dead.
>>6992934
There are more posts here than in the thread you linked
Might as well post here
>>6992865
Why are you posting this same comment in every thread?
It all eventually leads to having /gaygen/, /fit/ lite known as mascgen, and femgen which is full of would be trannies
When is the last time you gazed up into the sky and saw the guy of your dreams in the clouds?
A friend of mine told me she thinks i have A+ tits
Not sure how to take that
>>6993012
Never
>>6993012
I only see figures in clouds when i take magic mushrooms, and then the sky is full of snakes
>>6993042
What'd you do this weekend?
>>6993107
I talked to a qt but found out he had a bf
>tfw gonna see my manlet cub tomorrow
>tfw gonna smooch him up
uguu~~
>>6993117
Go to
>>6992801
>>6993124
How do you be gay and not know what a cub is
>>6993117
Hope all goes well. Take pics.
>>6993153
im sure no one would notice :^)
>>6993145
Me too, I bet he'd look kawaii uwu
>>6992845
I'd rather give Ryan Lochte some poke. That chad needs to be humiliated.
>>6993145
>>6993163
Are they supposed to look 12 or are they 12?
>>6993164
CUUUUUTE
>>6992801
Real new gaygen
>>6993162
I could just cut a hole in his pants and have him sit on my lap
Nothing weird about that
Just guys bein dudes
>>6993172
I guess they are young. oops
from some model runway show
that was posted on a tumblr twink blog
>>6993177
This thread is more popular sooooo
might as well stick here
>>6993130
I'm well aware that some gays like to describe their body type with faggy animal names but I've never been fond of it in practice. That's why I also have no idea what a "cub" is.
>>6993196
Dude needs a feast
>>6993188
exactly, I was out with an Asian dude on friday and when I was walking him home, he kept sticking his hand down my pants, so maybe do that
>>6993203
Breeder scum pls go
A cub is a young bear
>>6993212
dang, that's pretty forward
>>6993212
Wow what a slut
My cub seems like he might be a little inexperienced so I don't want to push him too far
>>6993230
Maybe he was just after sex and figured you didn't wanna give him any
>>6993213
skinny mini = anemic
twink = healthy
twunk = healthy
otter = healthy
cub = pre-diabetes
bear = long-term diabetes
>>6993210
I am not autistic
>>6993213
Actually, "cub" could refer to wolf cubs, bear cubs, dog cubs, or any other mammal's cubs for that matter.
"Wolf" and "Bear" are both gay body types, so how would I know what a "cub" is? Is it a bear cub or a wolf cub? Or a plain old domesticated dog cub?
>>6993240
> not autistic
> says all of that
>>6993264
haha i guess so :^)
I'm chatting to a fem top right now lads, what do I do?
>>6993274
Offer him your mascpucci of course
>cub
>bear
>wolf
>otter
>fox
getting pretty furry in here.
>>6993279
wolves are older otters, they can be silver chested.. they have lean muscle...tend to have straggly hairs.. they aren't beefy or fat enough to be cubs/bears
http://bassprobud.tumblr.com/post/146830022335/cajuncoach-on-xtube
Have you gotten your bbc today gaygen?
>>6993305
Actually, you know what, i just realized i was thinking of silver foxes.
But your description sounds pretty spot on.
>>6993293
*pounces on u* hehe x3 *notices ur murrhole* OwO whats this?
>>6993321
*sticks a spear through your ribcage*
Back the fuck off!?!?
>>6993321
*unzips dick*
>>6993339
Wow rude
I just came out to have a yiffy time and I'm feeling so attacked right now
>>6993321
its my manhole
>>6993352
You should have backed the fuck off
GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND I'M SICK OFF TELLING YOU
>>6993364
What do you really think about life?
>>6993422
The symbols are seen in every day scenarios and all belong to a group based on one or more things they have in common. Don't they teach you speak engrish over in the first colony?
>>6993422
The puzzle is simple, it doesn't need complex instructions
What I'm asking is also simple. There's no catch. I'm just curious
>>6993410
they're numbers with their mirrored counterparts.
Missing one is 6.
I just took /pol/ack's virginity
>>6993459
You better have topped
>>6993449
yeah I actually just got that, damn it
well done
>>6993447
I mean what do i think about life? how broad the spectum of life are we talking, my life is good, i think most people are good people most of the time.
>>6993430
they do but with word problems, i can usually get bungled on words and make a mistake because of that
are you a size queen?
>>6993213
ngl i just whacked off to this picture
goal body 2bh
>>6993499
>how broad the spectum of life are we talking
Your life
Tell me a story about your life
>>6993524
here u go
>>6993527
>finally becoming
nigga I've always found masc guys attractive, I just now find them sexually attractive and would enjoy fucking one.
>tfw ur flatm8 walks around shirtless and you have to fight the urge to cuddle him
ree
>>6993524
one of my earliest memories, i couldn't have been older then 6 was at christmas. I got a toy motorbike (only the size of my hand) as my present. I remember my brothers taking it and throwing back and forth till it broke the same day and when I complained I was told i should share more.
>>6993041
>tfw circe doesn't pay attention to you anymore
>>6993532
You should walk around bottomless
It's clear that little minx is just trying to provoke you
>>6993544
Have standards cuck
>>6993041
You should get fit and develop this kind of aesthetic
>>6993564
What can I say? I like freaks, sexual or otherwise.
>>6993596
You're a freak
>>6993536
is that good enough?
>>6993610
you don't even know
>
>
>be seeing guy for a month
>really get to know each other
>take him back to my place with plans to give him a blowjob.
>perform sloppy bj
>don't let him cum
>suggest we hop in the shower
> fingers and eats me out in the shower
> go back to my room and he eats me out some more
>end up fucking for an hour
>would stop slamming me to eat me out some more
> start riding him till I blow my load all over his chest face and the wall
>let him cum in my mouth
> shower together again then take him home
>>6993536
I can somewhat relate
> got a remote control toy robot as a birthday present when I turned 7
>it only walks forward or backward and occasionally falls over
>have really much fun with it
>the next day shithead older brother breaks it after I "win" against his remote control triceratops toy
>mfw I only got to play with it for one day even though it was my favorite toy
>>6993652
thats rough mate. I never even got to play with the fucking toy thinking about it now
>>6993644
Das eet mang
>tfw you missed your chance being a pretty girl
>tfe now you're an ugly hairy muscular man with a small penis
>be me and closet
>at show & dine event with family and friends
>one performer is a dreamy blonde 8/10 qt and probably a faggot by the looks of it
>can do nothing at all but stare at him mesmerised all evening
Uuuugghhhhh I should get a bf
>>6993644
nice red dread, doing gods werk
It's Saturday, you have an evening date with a potential bf, right /gaygen/?
>>6993703
Delet this IMMEDIATELY
>>6993669
Thinking back, it was probably for the best that my bros broke all my pleb toys since I ended up playing with Legos and reading lots of books
Still, I can't help but hate them. Why did they do it?
>>6993703
No, I'm doing nothing tonight.
Kinda nice actually, I've not stayed at home for a night in ages. So I've got my cup of tea and my chocolate bar.
>tfw no redneck bf
>he will never tease me about being a city slicker
>he will never pick me up in his beat up old truck thats blasting country music
>will never snuggle with him.
>will never see him wearing his confederate flag boxer shorts
>he will never take me hunting and fishing
Why live ?
>>6993719
Bc brothers do shit like that. Stop trying to find some deep rooted reason for why they fucked with you. I have two older brothers so I know how it is.
No need to look for some existential bullshit for breaking a toy. GET OVER IT FAGGOT
>>6993703
What the fuck is that picture?
>>6993703
No... also I don't really do evening dates.
>>6993719
>I ended up playing with Legos
yay another one!
>>6993703
I messaged this guy I've been talking to a li'l bit over the internet... T-that counts, right?
>>6993703
No :)
>tfw to intelligent to transition
>>6993821
Haha thanks I still think I am , guess not
Kind words man
Grindr makes me depressed
I get depressed because I smoke a pack a day now and it's hard to stop
Working out at the gym makes me depressed since I'm still a couple of months away from look remotely good.
At least getting drunk cheers me up.
>>6993827
Get on the hayfever tablets mate, they leave you in a mellow state all day.
>All these pretty dark eyebrows.
Fuck it. I'm going to dye them black next time I get my hair did
>>6993825
>I still think I am [an introverted recluse]
Do you really?
From what I've seen from your posts you seem really confident. I think you are doing well.
>>6992801
Reminder that were in here
>>6993865
reminder that no one gives a shit
>>6993644
>tfw cant cum from anal alone
>tfw this will never be me
>tfw i have no face
>>6993862
I mean I always view that part as like the act you know, like I just put up this front but really around the right people I can't think straight
But I guess you're right anon. thanks
>>6993875
You just need someone to train you.
>>6992801
Were in here holmos
>>6993907
>tfw qt I've been talking to wants to be put into chastity
>>6993913
No one is posting in it other than weirdos who like shota. Let it fucking die already.
>tfw no top femboi bf
>>6993914
Hot
Go for it
>>6993907
how exactly is locking up my dick going to make me cum better?
also what if i get in a car accident while wearing one and the EMTs laugh at me when they strip me down to help my wounds?
>>6993877
I hate saying it but this is how it is
You will only know how retarded you were as a teenager once you grow up. You're only 19 aren't you
Pardon my French but you're not making much sense right now, not that I really care
whys the tinychat so dead
I kind of like having a small penis. It makes my mommy fantasies more fun when I pretend that it's not good enough for mommy wommy when im in her lap sucking her tit. . .
>>6993992
>>6994000
Wow too weird even for you LOL...stop posting here tranny. Ever notice how everyone ignores you?
you belong in this thread.
>>6992801
>>6994015
Here's your (you)
>>6994026
Hahaha yeah man im just shitposting xD i think about women thinking they are my moms and i want to be clingy to them because i have a small penis and i want a mommy wommy suckiling tits ._.
Nobody ignores circes posts and she still cannot take the hint.
If she wants to be accepted she needs to post here.
>>6992801
>tfw no cute bf to stroll through the autumnal wood with wearing matching comfy sweaters
>tfw not telling him about your new novel, while his sits back intrigued and asks questions
>tfw he's not quite your intellectual equal but tries hard and it endears you
>tfw not taking him back to your /comfy/ cabin innawoods and shagging him next to the fire while various articles of clothing are strewn about the room
>every gay is getting laid or finding love
>I'm just here in bed rotting away, having everyone stop replying after a couple of words exchanged
>>6993981
I'm pretty tired, so I'm not thinking Clearly ask Mr again in like 12-16 hours and I'll have a better answer
>>6993979
>also what if i get in a car accident while wearing one and the EMTs laugh at me when they strip me down to help my wounds?
That situation sounds hilarious
>tfw no Palestinian bf
>>6994071
Sometimes you need to wait out the famines. Even hot people have dry spells sometimes.
>get with a guy
>in the morning he says he has a bf
Why does this make me feel bad?
>tfw /y/ is entirely made of straight girls
>tfw as a result it only has "nice" vanilla porn and none of the fetishes i like
Women ruin everything
>>6994224
I mean, yaoi is made by women for women about women (with penises and weirdly large hands) so it's not exactly surprising
>>6994237
baramanga is a subcategory of yaoi tho
its not all gross femboys
>>6994052
>Wanting a stupider boyfriend
Shit taste to be honest.
>>6994247
>that manga is straight up called "anal gaybang" my laughter is never going to end.
>>6993979
I think the idea is that you'll not only be more sensitive after abstaining from jacking off for a couple of days but the inability to get off using your dick will lead to you focus on other areas that are being stimulated.
Honestly I don't know if any of that is true, I know my prostate is most sensitive when I'm hard and I had to practice edging for awhile and building it up before I could cum using only my butt. Then when I got pounded I knew what feelings to look for and it just came naturally. Who knows, maybe only of us who truly appreciate a cock in our bum can learn this vital skill.
>>6992801
Were in here tonight
>>6994378
maki just stop it
ur being silly
>tfw no fat white bf
4chan Pass user since August 2016.
>>6994378
Heck off tranny
>>6994384
Y-you could date me
>>6994389
How old are you? Texas???
>>6994393
I'm 20, but why would I live in that hell hole. I live over in NC lol
Why is it that nobody in these threads posts themselves anymore? Why is Circe of all people the only one with a shred of confidence?
So many tripfags, yet we hardly know what any of them look like. I miss the days when we'd have collages.
>want to bottom so bad
>always fantasize about getting fucked in the butt
>don't even like getting fingered, feels very awkward and not good
>can't get men pregnant
How the hell am I supposed to get a husband?
>>6994429
Just gotta practice and get used to it, sit back and imagine how it would feel to have someone else's cock inside you while you do it. It's better to get it out of the way now rather than wait until an eager guy wants to fuck you only to have you scream in pain.
It always hurts at first, then it hurts soooo good.
>>6994425
Because we know what we all look like. Circe isnt confident shes a retard. Who the fuck wants to be on a 4ch collage?
>>6994425
Everytime I post I get called fat. I don't even think I'm that big, but I won't be posting again until I'm like 180lbs.
>>6994557
You'll still be fat at 180lbs.
>>6994557
sis what
>>6994557
lmao nigga you're fat as fuck, literally wiz-tier
kys
>>6994631
>rugby
>calling others fat
heh
>>6994659
He's just big boned
>>6994687
Then there must be a huge bone in his ass
You think it's possible to go mad from sexual frustration? Think I'm pretty close to that now.
>>6994747
I wouldn't call myself "huge"
>>6994815
As if I ever stop.
how meet bf
>>6994908
The comment section of a Stefan Molyneux video.
>>6994950
Stephanie Manure
Is having Asian eyes when you're not Asian a sign of a birth defect?
>>6995003
downs desu
thats why they used to be called mongoloids
>>6995003
Post eyes
>>6995041
>>6995026
Are these downs eyes?
>>6995055
I think they're nice :)
Someone school me on different body types and give some examples. Thanks.
>>6993808
But everyone knows Sam is literally a FtM
>>6994247
Gonna need a source on that friend.
Things aren't going according to plan fuck fuck fuck
Why does my life suck what do the whose lives don't suck know that I don't. Or does it all come down to dumb luck?
>>6995201
Life is cruel
>>6995195
Literally no one cares fuck off tranny
>>6995135
That's just a bunch of pointless bullshit pigeon-holing. I wouldn't bother if I were you.
>>6995201
Everything you are and ever will be is determined at birth, if you fail it's because you never had a chance. Be it due to geography, genetics, or any number or variables in this world who you are and your station in life is all defined by things you never had any real control over. I'd tell you to let go, but ultimately if you decide to is only influenced by the many variables that led to your miserable existence.
>>6995230
I've run that scenario through my head before. I've been capable of success in the past, but only recently have gotten into a rut. I do fairly well genetically speaking and don't lack for smarts. Other factors are a bit fucked.
Oh well. Fuck it. Maybe bitches will get off my back and I will spread my wings or go out in a haze of bullets
>>6995201
I know the feeling all too well. You're not alone
>>6995244
Wow that thread looks awful. Mascgen best gen.
>>6995201
What's actually wrong?
>>6995269
Penis
>>6995085
Well, thank you.
>>6995279
Penis is gr8
>>6995279
Second.
>>6995269
Naw. It's refreshing not having trip fags. And I'm saying that as an ex trip.
It's pretty refreshing not having to deal with catty fem attention whores.
>>6995251
Thanks for asking. It's a whole wound up story. A lot of it is feeling that I have a particular skill set that I enjoy using but haven't been able to put too good use. (inb4 "sucking dicc")
The rest of it is, idk, class struggle I guess.Bad attitudes, lack of a "winner's mentality." All of this shit was once in my hands mind you and I'm too young to be washed up.
>>6995314
Well if it isn't sucking dicc, what could it be?
Why are gay guys so sassy and catty? Even the "masc" ones are. They bully you subtly.
>>6995348
Bitch
>>6995360
That wasnt subtle. You're supposed to insult my fashion sense, then hint at the fact that I'll never find a man.
>>6995394
fuck u
is this turning you on, daddy? ;)
>>6995316
Naw. Masc gen is the most supportive part of legbutt I've been on.
>>6995394
>then hint at the fact that I'll never find a man.
Well, you won't...
>>6995450
Don't listen to him
You'll find a big strong man to snuggle up with some day
Do people not read dating profiles at all?
>state I'm looking for serious long-term relationship
>guy messages me
>talk for a bit
>"I dunno, I guess I'm looking for fwb or whatever, let's see where it goes"
>"so what kinda stuff gets you goin?"
>Nope.jpg
Fuck outta here. The last time I dated a guy that said "let's see where things go" he broke my heart cause he wasn't "ready" for things to get serious. I ain't got time for this shit. Am I the only gay guy that wants to have an old-fanshioned, romantic relationship that isn't founded on sex? Don't get me wrong, sex is vital to a relationship for me but I want to have it with someone I trust and have amazing chemistry with. Is having a guy like me as much as I like him too much too ask?
/blog
fuck fem gen
who up
>>6995402
I feel it. My hearts a mess right now and i dont want another relationship until at least after grad school
>>6995958
is that you Rugby?
>>6996096
Hard to tell, I don't see a whale in that picture.
Jesus, when did gaygen get so fucking confusing, just make one fucking thread, fags.
How do I grow more beard? I'm sick of this shitty pubic hair beard desu
>>6996514
Wait a couple of weeks? Unless you're a teen.
Or just shave like cleanshaven masterrace.
Is it true?
Are you all #WithHer ?
>we only want /gaygen/ - edition
B-but gaygen, I thought you liked us ;~;
>>6996545
Considering that Trump's VP literally passed a law that made applying for a same-sex marriage an imprisonable offence, I guess that yes, I am "WithHer".
the Candian defence minister is badass and looks hot as fuck desu
>Joined army in '89. He was deployed overseas four times in the course of his career: once to Bosnia and Herzegovina, and three times to Afghanistan. Was injured while deployed in Bosnia.
>Spent 11 years heading up the Vancouver police ( VPD) as a detective with the department's gang crimes unit specializing in drug trafficking and organized-crime investigator.
>After operation Medusa in Afghanistan, he was called " the best single Canadian intelligence asset in theatre,” and stated that his work saved “a multitude of coalition lives.”
>In 2011, he became the first Sikh to command a Canadian Army reserve regiment when he was named commander of the The British Columbia Regiment (Duke of Connaught's Own).
>In'96 he invented a new gas mask, designed to work with beards because of his religious beliefs.
would ravish/10
>>6996678
>Caring so much about gay marriage, you'll ignore everything else
This is why democrats take advantage of "marginalized" groups.
>>6996696
Hang on, isn't that image you posted doing the exact same thing?
My reply was focussed on the very narrow policy issue of LGBT rights only because your post was the same.
If you wan't to know all the reasons why I support Hillary other than that, we'll be here all night.
Not least because Trump is:
>racist
>sexist
>fascist
>a terrible businessman
>a liar
>not qualified to be president
>mildly homophobic
>likely a criminal
>obese
>an antivaxxer
>crazy
etc etc
>>6996711
>Racist
No.
>Sexist
No.
>Fascist
lol, not quite. But you retards need someone to knock you back into line.
>A liar
Nowhere near as bad as Hillary.
>Not qualified to be president
It's like you want career politicians to run their own dynasties.
>Mildly homophobic
Just because he doesn't pander to gays like Hilldaddi doesn't make him homophobic.
>Likely a criminal
No.
>Obese
And Hillary is super healthy.
>An antivaxxer
You have autism.
>Crazy
No, but Hillary is in so many ways.
etc etc
Now please take your shilling to /pol/ if you want to be challenged further.
>>6996746
Pick a single one of the traits I criticized, and I will back up my position in full, with sources and everything.
>>6996755
>please take your shilling to /pol/ if you want to be challenged further
>>6996758
>literally just says the word "No" as an """"argument""""
>then refuses to reply except to direct me towards his special hivemind safespace
bravo nolan
>>6996774
You didn't exactly provide an argument to respond to in the first place, you just called him racist and sexist among other lefty insults you guys hurl constantly at whoever you see as an "enemy". This is not a politics board, and I'm too busy at the moment to be debating this shit, since I know it just goes in loops and back and forth with shit flinging anyway. The whole election is
>"Your candidate is X!"
>"Well your candidate is an even worse X!"
And I'm honestly sick of it.
Are you scared of that "hivemind safespace" because they'll challenge views that you likely developed in your own "hivemind safespace"? Just because they're in a bigger group for once, doesn't invalidate everything being said.
>>6996792
I can fully back up every single one of the claims I made. I literally asked you to pick one so I could defend myself, remember? So go on, point out the "lefty insult" you think is thes most unjustified, and I'll explain my reasoning.
I didn't start this policital conversation, did I? I just responded to someone's (your?) dumb bait tweet.
>>6996805
And I told you where to go if you want someone to debate your theories that he's racist and sexist because Huff Post told you so. I'm in the middle of doing work right now.
>(your?) dumb bait tweet
No.
>>6996818
When you see an opinion on the internet, you have various options.
You can argue with it, which is what I am prepared to do right now, or you can decide that its not worth your time and just ignore it, which is what I normally do if I'm busy or just not feeling like arguing at the time.
To just state your disagreement and then run away without actually backing up just shows poor self control and is completely meaningless. If you're too busy working, then you shouldn't have posted at all, dimwit. Its a waste of pixels.
>>6995819
From my experience, no, people don't read. I've put on my profile that I am not interested in much older men, but I continue to get creepy messages from old men. It's very annoying
>>6995819
What's wrong with learning about what turns you on though? I think it would be best to get all that outta the way asap. Would suck to find the guy you like only to find out later he's into scat/piss/diapers/dogs or some other fetish. Saves each other time.
>boyfriend occasionally gets so horny sometimes it's almost like he's drunk or dazed or something
Is this normal?
>>6996974
Yes. It's you that makes him so horny, so yeah. Have a good feel.
>>6996974
thats pretty good bro
tease him with it and shit idk but its pretty good stuff, he must really fucking like you
>someone criticises me in a slight way
>puts me in a depressed mood for weeks
Every time.
how do i fix myself?
Afternoon, fags, I need your help with some bondage stuff.
I want to tie my bf up so there's no way he can use his hands or get up off the bed, and I have no idea how to go about this properly. I've tried before, but so far he's always managed to make his way out of it.
Some specifics:
>We have access to a pair of handcuffs and about 6 feet of rope.
>Handcuffs will only fit around his wrists.
>Nothing near/on the bed other than his own body to tie the rope to.
>He's somewhat of a big guy and will struggle to free himself, so the rope needs to be very secure.
>Need to have easy access to his manly parts.
Any suggestions?
>>6997039
Buy some underbed restraints?
>>6997039
Get him like a hog or hands behind back hands facing away
Feet tied anyway pretty much
>>6997055
Neither of us can really afford to buy new stuff at the moment, but that would be perfect!
>>6997074
Yeah, the thing is, I'm pretty retarded when it comes to tying knots and all that. I honestly have no idea how to tie his legs together both safely and securely, i.e. without cutting off blood flow while still tight enough so he can't struggle his way out.
>>6997010
Stop being mentally ill
>>6996979
It's only while we're having sex/fooling around, but not gonna lie it's pretty cute to see him get like that. Especially because it's so not how he is in his day-to-day life.
I'm just glad it's normal. I'm paranoid as shit and was worried he was getting light headed or feeling nauseous or something and not telling me.
>>6996986
I hope he does because I really fucking like him.
>tfw I've fallen for a guy that will literally fuck any consenting human being of legal age that's interested
>tfw he apparently wants to have sex with me but won't for various reasons
>tfw I'm not even sure I'd let him because it wouldn't be what I want
Why
>>6997617
Sounds like a lot of conflicting ideas, anon.
>>6997617
>he'll fuck anyone of legal age who's interested
>you're interested
>he won't fuck you
underageb&
>>6996974
Sex is weird you just have to roll with it..
I fucked a girl who would start shaking and trembling for hours when she came really hard.
Recently a guy i was fucking liked it so much he was tingling all over. the tingly sensations became numbness. His face went numb and he couldn't talk well. I legit thought he had a stroke.
>>6997627
He says it's because he's not relationship material and it wouldn't be fair to me. When he was really drunk he once told me I was "too good".
I guess I get where he's coming from, but it's weird and frustrating.
>>6997631
Basically we both really like each other but have this mutual unspoken agreement that sleeping together would be a bad idea for the reasons stated above.
>>6997660
Ooh, I see.
Dudes got self esteem issues.
Needs a ray of sunshine for a partner.
I know the type, they need lots of support until it starts to kick in and sink into them.
But it's usually really gratifying to see them come into themselves.
>>6997085
>Neither of us can really afford to buy new stuff at the moment, but that would be perfect!
Save up and get some real shit. Padded cuffs last forever if they're well made, locks and chain are cheap. It's a one time investment for infinitely reusable, higher quality stuff.
That said...
>I honestly have no idea how to tie his legs together both safely and securely, i.e. without cutting off blood flow while still tight enough so he can't struggle his way out.
Two simple guidelines for safety:
1) Never tie anything so tight that you can't slip a finger between the rope and the part of the body it's wrapped around. For most non-suspension stuff that's good enough.
2) The larger the surface area of bondage implement, the better it distributes force from struggling. A 20 pound garbage bag hurts your hands from that tiny strap cutting into the palm, a 40 pound kettlebell distributes a ton of pressure across the entire surface of its wide handle.
Cheap handcuffs feel like shit to struggle against, so I wouldn't recommend using them at all. This tie is quick, can be connected to other shit easily, and effectively works as a substitution for cuffs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ItFtMDL-9I
You will also want to learn this one for hitching limbs to furniture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzh3z3zHBk
I know you say "Nothing near/on the bed other than his own body to tie the rope to.", but if you can afford rope, you can afford a little extra of the cheap polypropylene crap too. If you want to tie your man in a spread-eagle across the bed, you can simply tie loops in the ends of two lengths of poly rope, run it in an X under the bed, and then once you've tied all the limbs to each of the loops the guy will be secured with tension. You can also probably thread some cheap poly through bits of the bed frame and make hitch points that way.
>>6996974
He probably just really, really likes you and when he is with you like that he just kind of loses himself a lil bit. which is really cute lol
>>6994251
probably just projecting his narcissism
>>6997675
He acts like he's really confident but I think you're right, I think he has shit self esteem. But we're both pretty messed up, though.
It's true that I prefer serious relationships, but I think part of me would be okay with a less serious arrangement. Despite the fact that I know it's a bad idea, I still want it.
But he still insists it wouldn't be fair to me. He's been with lots of people, but he's never dated someone or anything like that. Somehow, I get the feeling that he thinks he's incapable.
>>6997711
Thank you so much for all the info, this should get us well on our way.
boring thread
post twinkies
Post gay music here:
>>>/mu/68197327
/mu/ needs to be taken over by fags
>>6998122
do i count
>>6998130
That's significantly nicer then I thought it would be.
>>6998147
If I counted, sure you do
>>6998130
Post the front too ;)
>>6998156
>>6998122
: >
>>6998190
pretty cute, nice bulge
mines better tho :P
>>6998204
Yeah, not contest that, desu
I'm a flabber lately but i started building another squat rack today for my new place finally so hopefully that'll change soon
What do you do when there's no one left in the area for you? Move to a bigger city? But I don't wanna move just to find a bf.
>>6998176
Bad monkey!
>>6998216
haha, yeah it should, I just want to get a bit butt to bottom with and something for the bottom to latch onto haha
>>6998247
>Desire to travel to the UK intensifies
>>6996963
What's wrong with having a fetish? I love pissing but it isn't vital to my sex life.
>>6998255
oh stop it anon
>>6996963
>Would suck to find the guy you like only to find out later he's into scat/piss/diapers/dogs or some other fetish
>piss
I particularly remember Jupp pissing in his tub on tinychat and playing in his pee 3-4 years ago. I remember him pissing into the air and it landing on his chest/face while he smiled gleefully. Did he grow out of his piss fetish?
why is everyone a bottom on here?
>>6998329
>that pic
I've vers and I like both
is anyone on here 100% top? and has no interest in his ass being played with at all?
Where have all the tops gone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4
>>6998329
I'm pretty thoroughly a switch
>>6998309
>Yeah, stop, he's disgusting.
Only in the face. And there's always doggy.
>>6998329
My dick is small. I'm too insecure to ever consider being a top
Just kidding, I'm too insecure to have sex in general because of it
>>6998370
>i like trad missionary
you only think that because you're a virgin
>>6998390
nah like as a top its great, lock eyes, kissing good shit, as a bottom gets my prostate on the button.
doggy is nice but can't do it for long, everything else is gimmicky
>>6998370
>trad missionary
That's lame. What's the point of landing a bottom with a nice ass If you aren't even going to watch it bounce on your dick?
It'd be like going to the Sistine chapel, and never looking up.
>>6998409
you seem drunk
>>6998338
I am now 100% top Epsilon
>>6998368
But small weiners are cute
>>6998475
Tell that to my brain which only remembers the dicks of the guys I've been with who were all way bigger than me
meh
>>6998445
ok man I'm convinced. so you just really like missionary
but do you prefer kissing and cuddling to getting your dick wet? that's the real question we must all ask ourselves sooner or later
>>6998493
oh yeah man, i go like 0- 100 from kissing and cuddling, the guys who try and suck my dick to get it hard on a sinking ship, it just don't work.
yeah I love kissing and cuddling over sex, i even say it in my profile, sex is neat but with no connection its a bit dull, cuddling is just great and kissing too
>>6998508
What else can you tell us?
Any specific spots you like to be kissed on? groped on while cuddling ? I need details
>>6998540
I like getting kissed on the neck and nipples. groped on my butt, bulge and nipples again. I really like grinding against bulges while cuddling
>>6997642
Yeah he shakes sometimes too if he's really worked up. The last time we had sex I think he blacked out or dozed off or something for like 10 seconds immediately after. It scared the shit out of me. I thought I banged his brain off its axis or something.
>>6997727
A lot of him is pretty cute honestly.
>>6998368
>Just kidding, I'm too insecure to have sex in general because of it
I love little dicks. i really get off on the size difference, especially rubbing mine against a smaller one.
Why would it matter how big you are if you aren't topping/
>>6998561
>kissed on the neck
That is very nice especially when the guy has a stubble
>groped on my butt
>really like grinding against bulges while cuddling
both are great feelings
you have top taste in what is affectionate
myself, I like getting my hair stroked or ruffled because I am somewhat self conscious about how it looks
>swipe left on everyone on tinder because they disgust me
>"There is no one new around you"
Fuck my high standards.
>>6998619
>Why would it matter how big you are if you aren't topping
idk, it just makes me feel insecure. Every guy told me they don't care or it's ok for them, but I still am really insecure about it. I don't know why or what to do about it either.
>>6998122
My favorite twink
>>6998338
getting anything anywhere near my bhole instantly kills my boner
>>6993827
You dont really die from smoking, its propaganda, i have met many old 50-90 year olds who have been smoking since 18